Man Utd v Hull City match thread 1

>Man United

yawn who cares

We're gonna fucking DESTROY arseHull.

>man uted v hull shitty
No thank you

>>73986676
>bringing out the A team for Hull

>>73986691
idk, they've been pretty solid under their new manager. if united can just get an early goal things should be fine but we've been pretty shite at that recently

>>73986676
>that United lineup
thumbs up all round

can west hamwich albion do us a favour tonight lads?

>>73986702
>A team
>no fellaini - schweinsteiger midfield duo

m8

>>73986728
really hoped martial would start this one actually.

>>73986676
At PremierLeague.com, half of Hull's players don't even have photos yet.

>>73986738
can't see it unfortunately, city are going all out attack and finally realised that bravo is absolute shite. another week of 6th lads.

>>73986750
probably because they signed half of them this week alone

>>73986682
>>73986695

>i don't care about this match
t. mongs who clicked on the match thread

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>>73986676
>no pig climber
>no Failini

>de gay

any1 share a river?

>tfw every time Pogba gets a new haircut he absolutely shits the bed in the next match
>tfw the period of time where he had a normal haircut he was actually competent

Drawing this 1-1 desu

>>73986796
I remember Fellaini went straight down the tunnel when he was subbed off in the last game. Probably injured.

time to hope for hull meme magic so I get to see united butthurt

>>73986783
Did I say you can reply to me?
No

Fuck off and shut up

>>73986783
Fuck off flip

>de gay

Why isn't you-know-who screeching about Pogba yet?

>>73986871
Are Jewventus playing tonight?

>>73986886
Nope. He'll probably show up when he misplaces a pass

who's playing defense for hull?

Tymon--Maguire---Huddlestone---Robertson?

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>>73986871
>Pls c-come bully us
Literally asking for it lmao

This is >literally a must win game for United.

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Bored of playing this lot.

Well our B team with 2 schoolchildren in it beat a decent United team on Thursday so I'm reckoning we've cracked them.

>>73986951

Nearly, Meyler has been at right back under Silva (until Elmo's back from AFCON presumably, the loanee Elabdellaoui looked shocking there).

Tymon will be left wing probably.

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>>73987001
so was stoke away the other week

>>73987023
>we
always bottle it when the surrounding teams drop points

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>>73987005
>>73986951

Meyler Dawson Maguire Robertson even. We actually have the luxury of a CB on the bench too so Hudds won't have to drop back when one limps off.

>>73986951
The formation should be this:
>Meyler, Maguire, Dawson, Robertson
>Huddlestone, Clucas,
>Markovic, Evandro, Tymon
>Niasse

>>73987005
Markovic was terrible too on Sunday. That double penalty was probably the worst one since Tom's in Trencin.

>missing from 1 foot
bravo, tom

revenge time. 4-0 thumping inb4

>>73987039
>>73987050
didn't even notice dawson there
>actually playing midfielders in midfield
weird

>>73987032
not today lad! >We will beat Hull today.

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happy guy

>>73987125
>jones actually looking relatively normal

Small chance of United moving out of 6th for the first time since early November. Need a draw or loss from City against West Hamwich, though.

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>tfw even your Eastern European country with federation football budget equal to Morecambe FC and population smaller than London produces a player that shits all over Pogba
Ayyy

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>>73987088

Marco likes midfielders so much we had about 7 on the pitch against Swansea in the cup.

Turbo signed too late though unfortunately.

>>73987191
>hong_kong_fewie
lol

>>73987204
oh man I just got a wave of nostalgia then

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>>73987188

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>>73987260
Kek, saved
[chimp noises]

>>73987305
I love your dedication.
Who is your favourite United player?

>>73987305
you are disgrace to our country on /sp/
just leave

With all the top 4 not winning last night we have to win. It's a great chance for us to gain points here

Team looks solid, I've got a feeling Pogba is going to score a blooter

>>73987260
kekkles, needs more JJ trademarking

United are getting both cups this season.

>>73987308
Gotta be Pogba, the man produces memes like no other athlete alive. Yours?
>>73987317
:^)

>>73987326
is one of them europa?

>>73987260
this>>73987323
Maybe a squawka logo

You know when you haven't cum in a few days and then you do and you ask yourself why you don't have a little more self control more often because it's so much better that way?

Anyway, I don't know where I'm going with this. I just jacked off.

F O O T B A L L

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>>73987188
>le squawka using autistic slav jewventus customer is watching united again despite claiming to hate them
pottery

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>>73987323
Also one customer in the pic should be Asian and the other paki to accurately reflect the demographics.

>>73987335
it's unlikely

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>NBC streams

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>>73987346
>save up your nut for 2+ weeks
>deice to masturbate
>feels ever so good
>start feeling disgusted that you couldn't last longer.

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>>73987356
Why is it only customers who get triggered to death by stats?
>just WATCH him play la

Anyone got a stream for the match?

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Man City goal btw

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anyone had this?

Reminder to stop giving him (You)s

>>73987382
Derp. rev up you're adblocker.
http://www.streamtoday.us/p/livehd-manchester-united-vs-hull-city_1.html

>zLADan

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THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op9Ml7pS6uA

>zlatan injuring two players at once

BASED ZLATAN

How many players has he rekt this season?

>>73987335
Doubt it, meant domestic.

Got a feeling Rashferrari is gonna score

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City 2:0

Link to stream? Thanks in advance.
My favorite site doesn't have it. Weird.

What part of Chevrolet are you guys from?

FFS West Ham you bunch of cockney cunts

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>team is in great form
>still 6th as City is up 2-0
it's not fair

>>73987489
haha yes good edit

>>73987489
2 (Two)

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done a naughty

>>73987498
spare tyre

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he's such a qt

:3

>>73987490
http://nbastreams.pw/fox.php?title=73a28b73543c4fe7c22ef24532315015

Anybody see that Rodwell tackle last night

>>73987564
>>73987564
Vďaka!

>>73987539
You have to during United games.

Why has this cunt appeared and shown his deep hatred for United?

>>73987591
Pogba cucked him

No new posts

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reminder

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>markovic and niasse in 1 team

hull and sunderland are trying to get that number 1 draft pick so hard

welp I forgot we were playing today

>>73987498
Qatar

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>NBC commentator
>That cross field pass from Pogba was Wayne Rooney-esque

>based slovakia loved by /sp/
>customers cant help but sperg out at the sight of his flag

one of the last true bastions of light and justice

>>73987657

lol what you talking about van gaal, they sacked you

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>>73987637
Well, Manure bought him to dab after all, haven't they

>>73987419
it has more calories than normal peanut butter and costs more

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>>73987663

why is no one talking about Rojos' extremely obvious dive

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>>73987686
more protein and fiber

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>>73987668
>6th (sixth)
>mouyes
Even if they win tonight lmao

>>73987668
>hasnt realised hes a united fan

>tfw I only come here for the shitposting Slav even though I despise him

Now I know how he feels

herrera-esque shot from blind

>>73987701
it tastes the same desu. bit more gritty and less buttery but its pretty good

>>73987663

He's actually the PL's announcer

imagine if we hadnt of signed zlatan. wed be in fucking 12th right now. masterstroke from woodward desu. gotta come up with a permanant solution and ship the rest of these cunts out in the summer though

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>>73987704
Love you too, leaf

BREXIT IS HAPPENING!

Also Hull will draw

>>73987762

Me right, you left?

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>>73987419
>>73987724

more of a Meridian lad myself desu

>back to check /sp/ after few months
>no big deal
>united playing
>discover this retarded ABU under same flag as mine

>>73987702
kill yourself pls

>>73987748
It amuses me when customers dare to talk shit about Ibrahimovic. He's a complete cunt, but also the only positive thing about Manure's season

>>73987789
kek ive had this too. its only slightly different but i cant tell if its better or worse

>>73987686
lol, just compared the nutritional data between that and fucking Skippy's and it has more calories than that. How the fuck?

>>73987784
Exactly kek

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>accidently refreshed the page on the site I'm watching the game

United vs Hull 3

Just as dull as the other two matches.

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City 3:0, Gabriel Jesus goal + assist already

>>73987819
cant wait to see your face when you learn frosties has more calories than special K

dont fall for the health food meme senpai

>>73987850
this is the 4th time we faced them actually, there was that last minute away win early in the season that was also pretty shit

holy shit this jesus guy>>>sterling/martial

>>73987882
KEK i mean less calories...

>>73987873

Damn man, I am recording that one

>>73987789
Really rate their cashew butter lad

I like Bilic but it'd be good to see West Ham fuck off to the Championship with their new stadium.

>>73987792
You have missed out on so, so much autism
It all seemed terribly innocent in August, the odd 'le_vampire_monkey_man.jpg' repost here, 100 million Kleberson there

>>73987904
Streaming Manure and City on TV here, they're dominating hard but De Brown also slipped ™ and embarrassed himself in easy chance.

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>>73987944
>le_vampire_monkey_man
Based Polishbro's OC

>>73987848
I know that feel

@73987986
bit busy watching football here but would like to know name for later

Why does pog keep falling down.

>manutd literally payed 100m so they could hardly beat low tier clubs by 1 point
>otherwise they'd have 4-0 matches like with wigan

Rashford has been fucking awful recently.

Mou needs to stop bullying Martial. He's twice the player Rashford is.

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>bandwagon juventus when you're from slovakia
>complain about other bandwagoners

Lads do you reckon Hull have any chance in hell of not going down

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>>73988029
>he STILL hasn't realized that marketability is Manure's primary concern
Guess who was the leading PL shirt-seller by the end of 2016?

Just went and spread some peanut butter on some bread and make myself some tea. I'd hoped something would have happened by the time I got back.

N O P E

DEEZ NUTZ

>another hull injury

fuck me

>>73988040
rashford was always a meme. he had a purple patch but he was never that talented even in the u21s. hes an ok 3rd striker but doesnt have any of the talents needed to play on the wing. martial has world class talent, shame what mouyes is doing to him. you know hes gonna fuck off to psg or something and become GOAT

A cracker to the knackers

>>73987986
looks like i'm gay now

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you lads gonna be watching the latest WWE PPV?

Joe's going over, brother. HH.

europa trophy looks so good desu

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>>73988107
Good, maybe Juve will raise enough money to buy Pogba back one day :^)

>>73988168
>meeting of the minds

is this sarcastic? i dont know who alex jones is but i know joe rogan is a halfwit

GET RASHFORD OFF NOW

>>73988188
For your consideration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4GYyJwYjQ

>>73988185
Is that where the shitposting started? You were upset that he left Juve for United?

>rashford
>wogbo

>>73986783

LOL does this flipflop S T I L L post here?

Got a ton of flipshit from the

>Moyes

era

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>POOBAG

>>73988188
Alex Jones is also a big old meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxp0SDAiXmI

THIS WANKER CANT SHOOT FOR SHIT

HE SHOULD HAVE 15 GOALS THIS SEASON

>>73988199
Why?

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p o g p a

>*dabs*

>keeper celebrating a safe without yelling at everyone
based

>>73988221
Proud ABU for nearly two decades la, Pogba just provides the best memery

when did pogba forget how to shoot

RASHFORD HAS NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HE'S DOING

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why are women so gay

Pogba isn't a goal scorer, hes a six for Christ sake

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>>73988280
>2 decades
my nigga. it was a struggle the first 15 years but now the golden age is upon us and its paying off

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>>73988283
>implying he ever knew how
When you're allowed to take as many shots as he was at Juve, some of them are bound to go in

This has been quite gash

boring

boring

B O R I N G

>>73988326
so he cant shoot, he cant do any key passes/create any chances and he has a negative posession score

how did he become worth 100m

mourinho is such an edgy faggot

>>73988356
can't defend either

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Pogba is so shit.

>>73988348
>>73988349
See
>>73986682
>>73986695

>>73988356
social media and shirt sales

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>we fell for the Pogba meme

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>>73988318
The best timeline, loving every minute of it

>blow whistle during an attack
thanks ref

United is playing like shit.

They'll never get out of 6th place (overperforming already) for the next few years if this shit goes on

>>73988314

so im gay now?

>the state of this circlejerk of a thread

Rashford fucking MERKED that lad

>its a no goals in the first half episode

sick of these reruns from last season lads

sm͏h tb͏h fa͏m

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>>73988107
This is our official response to ABUs that post the indonesian man united fan

>>73988421
what do you want us to talk about? theres nothing happening

>>73988409
Griezmann is sort of confirmed for the summer so that should be a good signing but the team still looks meh after three big transfer windows. Hopefully they don't get jewed too badly by Mendes

>american adverts
lmao

We can beat Barca or Bayern any given night, but Hull still is - and always will be - our kryptonite.

>>73988463
I honestly don't know where he'd play. smells like yet another big money signing that fails to live up to expectations.

>>73988409
It's embarrassing really. They are only in 6th because of several refballs in their favour.

>>73988463
i wish mendes would fuck off desu.

>>73988491
In Martial's place after Mouyes sells him for peanuts.

That was some dire shit, even Jose couldn't take it anymore and left.

What's with the lack of urgency in the first half? No need to run like Liverpools headless chicken but they could at least try to look like they care a bit.

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>>73988356
>FIFA Wolrd XI look amico
>will improve massively for sure amico
>third best player in the world amico
>dabs too
>it's a bragain amico

>>73988530
have you not watched us this season? we literally have the least distance ran in the top 5 leagues

Fuck the second half. I'm going to watch a movie or have a wank or something.

Maybe both.

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>that first half

Well, at least United had more possession. That's the most positive thing I can say.

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>>73988524
would genuinely upset me

he better come on in the 2nd half

>>73988530
That's what happens when you assemble a team of heartless mercenaries, previous >mouyes' teams always had some hard-workers and clutch players.

>>73988567
Didn't everyone shit on LVG for this kind of play? Why is Jose getting a pass?

been downloading too much jav lately

reddit has too many calories

need to bring in micky aryan at HT

>>73988492
Like a denied goal and dozens of not called penalties?

>>73988567
It's not even as much the distance as the pace itself, no need to run around the pitch but some sprints to open rooms. Only Rashford and Valencia seem to try.

>>73988567
And literally zero injuries because little stress on their bodies..
With LVG, we were near the top in distance covered and muscle injuries.

United might have 66 matches this season. Less distance covered is a good thing.

why cant we play Reading or Wigan every week?

inb4 "get relegated and you can"

>these american adverts

>$14.99 for steak and lobster

>>73988624
because he calls us Einsteins if we insult him and tricks plebs into thinking less distance is a good thing

and we ran fine under LVG when we hadnt the ball. we just couldnt attack

pogba needs to be benched he can't be playing this shit and still be a guaranteed starter unlike based martial who has to work his arse off for mourinho to even look at him

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>American adverts
>Americans

>Dave and Busters
>a franchise of slot machine themed restaurants exist in America
fucking hell

bring in mata for herrera, martial for rashford

>>73988655
that's it you're getting filtered too malaysia

>>73988667
He will never ever ever get benched. The entire media suck his cock and he has his own emoji for fucks sake. He could just walk the ball into his own net twice a game and he will never not start.

>my wife's son loves them

Imagine being american

>>73988680
Superbowl should be fun desu.

>rooney

haha fuck sake

>>73988685
I agree with this.

>>73988705
>imagine being american
>get shot

>bringing on Rooney for Carrick
fuck

>>73988692
>call customers out on their shit fanbase/team

>f-filtered g-guys

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>>73988695
>he has his own emoji for fucks sake
Too bad 4chan doesn't have emoji support, imagine if we could post #Pogbas lmao

I seriously believe that united don't care about titles/trophies anymore and they are just trying to make as much money as possible. Rooney and Pogba are a fucking joke.

Don't worry lads. >We are a second half team.

>Please god. Let us be a second half team today...

> I will never play rooney as a 6, not even an 8, 9 or 10 only
what did Mouyes mean by this?

>>73988754
we'll concede around the 60th minute and score a late equaliser

niasse reminds me of ali dia

>>73988758
he learnt from his mistakes, something Van Gaal didn't ever do

>>73988744
mainly because I don't want to see his edgy posting of mutilated girls and fucking weird webms.

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>>73988744
They're like little babies
>I don't like this post
>H-hidden

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mouyes looking chubby

>>73988772
lad that's not what we do in the second half. in the second half we score one and then bottle it to a draw. First half we let one in and then fight back.

Reminder that United have won more matches away

Hull will unironically finish mid table

>>73988776
yeah theyre very similar desu

>>73988811
probably because we still have spurs, arsenal and city to play away

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>a fucking Hull
>at home
>0:0
Meanwhile City 4:0

>>73988772
Just like against Stoke City most recently.
>lose 0-1
>equalise at the 95th
>celebrate like you've won the league
Literally Liverpool Tier

>>73988852
why is he smiling when he's team is losing?

>4 out of the 5 teams ahead of United drops points
>United plays the last place team
>They will STILL fuck up this opportunity to get back in the race for a top 4 finish

God damn it this is suffering

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>>73988869
He came to buy a scarf and take some photos

>Rooney has 3 PL goals since February 2016
>he comes on before Martial

>>73988869
he just came for the manchester united PLC stadium tour, you get to watch a match afterwards

he's just enjoying his day out

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Choose your loli

Thinking about becoming a Chelsea supporter guys. Anyone else wanna join?

>>73988772
>thinking hull can score

they have no goal threats

>take off Carrick
>become dominated by Hull at home

>Shitty winning
>Barca Winning
This is the night of evil teams 2bh, >we don't stand a chance

>>73988776
>pain in niasse

Anyone else find it curious that Chelshit has pretty much absorbed all the luck that Manure used to have?

>>73988896
huh, it seems that he isn't heavily invested in this team at all like he doesn't really care if they win or lose, is this what you would call a customer?

>>73988909
they scored two against us recently m8. we can make anyone a goal threat

>>73988903
who is this 18 year old?

>>73988879
>caring this much about a foreign team

Hope you recieve a cardiac arrest at 3am and there's no one around to call an ambulance

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>jones injured

it was fun while it lasted

>>73988921
At least they play nice football

>smalling coming on
Im turning off and going to watch the JRE stream. I already know the FT score now

lol nice shot

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>>73988924
Seems like a fair assessment, all things considered

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When can we expect Fellaini? They need more hoof options.

And this is why you don't sell snodgrass.

>>73988921
iran please. united are one of the most 'evil' teams going. and i say that as a fan

>>73988953
Soon ym friend. Hoof time will be soon.

FUCK OFF RASHFORD YOU FUCK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73988655
T-that's hot

>trashford

WTF RASHFORD

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>trashford
Remember when he was the hottest talent in Europe according to customers?

did they bin the foul throw rule?

>SHITford

>trashford

What a take!!!

>that shot

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just about to eat a tin of 24p tesco baked beans what am i in for?

>>73988911
In the age of Rooney

Pogba gets the ball in his own half and passes it sideways "Now Pogba!" These commentators are told to suck his cock no matter what he does aren't they?

Not even watching this game but
>rashford

>>73988992
Terrible farts

>>73988993
kek

>>73988992
depression

>>73988992
why do brits like beans so much

>memeford

>>73989000
well he is the best player in the history of sport.

>ONe Mata

Ok now we're gonna score

kek whiffff

>IBRAHIMOSHIT

>the absolute state of our finishing

Just ship the old man off to china please

>its a cocktease 0-0 match
Im up all night pacing round my bedroom these nights

wew

>>73989029
>>73989032
At least Ibra hit it unlike Rppney

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>>73989017
>>73989000
>I came to Manchester to create

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Fuck me, that was almost a brilliant volley into the top corner from Wayne Rooney

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>Ibrahimovic

Gerrard syndrome.

>the fucking state of the merry go rooney

FUCK JUST SCORE

>>73989044
Yeah, too bad it didn't hit his shin

>taking off Mkhitaryan
>not Rashford

>>73989064
Miki is playing like crap. Rashford is playing ok.

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Oh shit the Eternal Slovak is never going to shut up about that

>>73988992

why are there forks in the little design?

who eats beans with a fork?

>Mata
Shit, Manure actually might do something now

>DE GAY
>DEPAY
>DERASHFORD
>DE QUALITY FINISHING

its okay lads mata will save >us with a cheeky undeserved tapin

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Who's the black guy up front for Hull? He seems incredibly quick. Or are the others just slow?

>it's a Rooney's been on for 10 minutes but refuses to do any work without the ball episode

>>73989080
do you eat beans on toast with a spoon you fucking mong?

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>>73989077
>a fucking Hull

>>73989097
he was an orphan and doesnt have a name so just goes by SpeedNegro™

yet again we waste a sub on rooney. yet again he does absolutely fuck all.

>Niasse being a joke to football
>ref just humouring him

>>73989118
All I see the guy doing is passing sideways/backwards.

Why did >Mouyes think this was an acceptable sub?

There's no way we catch man city now
Can't even beat shite like united

>>73989104

The fuck?

You use the toast as a scoop you prick

>>73989109
pls don't webm rooney and ibra missing back to back

>>73989080
me

>>73989118

the dream would be some chink club offering 10 gorillion for him

>>73989131
they don't care about winning, just having big names

you now remember mumpiss "literally the next cristiano ronaldo just give him time" depay

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>>73989118
I think you're onto something

>>73989097
They're just slow

>>73989013
Goes on toast
easy to cook

makes you fart

>we beat a stronger Hull with a weaker team 2-0 only 3 weeks ago

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>Ranocchia
>mfw
Enjoy your win customers, he's the worst defender I've ever seen in Serie A
>>73989140
PLEASE someone post this

>united are getting walked over

That's it. I'm supporting Chelsea

>>73989104

Yeah i use a spoon to eat the beans and put them on the toast then eat the toast with my hand like a normal human being

Sources at OT say Rooney is now open to a move to China.

Never thought he'd be up for it tbqh.