/HEEM/

schaub

remember when you cried after saying McGregor was going to lose to Aldo and Alvarez but he won and you were wrong

>>73984737
breddy gud OP

Welcome If I Did It the show where we solve PR kerfluffles from the world of MMA and beyond. This week we look at how Trump's travel ban may impact the UFC, Conor McGregor's press conference diss of the UFC, Kodak Black and more.

More like Brandon Slob am I right guys? Lol.

>>73984747

@ Kenya

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>>73984737

great OP my man

>>73984747

hmmm seems something also happened between those two events hmmm

>>73984758
I dont remember saying Alvarez was going to beat McGregor. I remember saying "I feel like Alvarez has the advantage and should win but I'm tired of doubting McGoober."

I did say Aldo was going to sleep him tho

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>>73984694

DUDE CNN LMAO

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What did he mean by this?

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>>73984741

gooby
<---

>>73984747
I put a cheeky tenner on Alvarez lol

>>73984795
>cheeky tenner
what does that mean?

>>73984812
there's a folded up ten dollar bill squeezed between your checks and you slide it out and bet it on the guy

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>>73984737
>>73984747
samefag

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>>73984791
What did he mean by this ? Really makes me think

>>73984819
amazing work sherlock

stick to bench pressing

who is cm cuck fighting next?

>>73984851
ronda

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hey guys have you been gooby'd yet no okay lets fix that here you go

gooby
<---

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>>73984857
what did she mean by this?

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>>73984867

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who /reem/ here ?

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>>73984896

My buddy often "haha"s posts on facebook that are about Ronda. It bothers me cause bullying Ronda is for pathetic nerds and he's better than that.

>>73984912
Only a fucking retard doesn't use Clover or a similar dedicated 4chan browsing app. Like really my dude? Really? Like maybe take the day off. Maybe stick your head in some cold water? Maybe just go for a long walk? Maybe you need to cut back on the red meat my man? Maybe just stop and think for a bit? Maybe skip the coffee and drink some green tea? Maybe start praying and drinking milk?

Like... Shit my dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTW0dF-zLl8

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Tell me about Masvidal, why does he touch the chin?

>>73984980
Thingken of Schaub

What's the best gameplan against an opponent fighting in tiger-style?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DhrVzWx7Pg

>>73984819
some of these posts are not stupid

>>73985000
pull guard into twistaroonie and americocoplata

>>73984749
Kodak Black is my nigga! That pompano ass nigga got the respect of the Coral Springs Boys.

>>73985042
>tfw you been vibin' in this bih for years

>>73983686
>Conor will most likely come in to the fight 20lbs heavier or more.
Boxing weight cuts are very different
You have a lot less time to recover from the weight cut. One of the reasons I think this fight won't happen is conor probably can't make the weight and recover in time

>>73984780
Yeh. It's been too long I don't see Joe release his nuclear grade autism. Sick of seeing him play the moderator around his buddies.

>>73984929
>Maybe skip the coffee
wow complete idiot do not take any advice this guy gives

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Who is she fighting next?

>>73985094
the zoos medical staff when it's time for her annual medical checkup

>>73984869
CANNON FODDER

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Nick vs Maia possible. What do you guys think?

>>73985144
nick doesn't deserve it

>>73985122
Stupid

>>73985122
LOL she really does look like a monkey

>>73985149
If anything, Maia doesn't deserve a fight with a star like Nick.

>>73985094
her inner demons

>>73985161
Replying to yourself again, loser? Sad.

>>73985162
Maia should get a fight against someone who is going to show up not some dipshit who can't stop smoking weed for a day

Worst thread in weeks

>>73985094
King K. Rool

>>73985153
>>73985167
There's no need to be upset.

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>>73985171


gooby
<---

>>73985170
Maia should be fighting on the fucking prelims. Nick and Nate should headline every card they fight on.

You literally cannot argue with me if you're running the UFC and want to make your four billion back.

>>73985171
you must not have been here yesterday

>>73985189
give nick someone who will stand and bang

i want to see maia fight someone good for his last fight

He's so new he doesn't remember the shittfest that was the last time Maia got a title shot

>>73985204
I've been watching since the 1990s and I'm 34. Nick Diaz is a can.

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>>73985194
just yesterday?

Could you guys imagine Nick vs wonderboy? Clean cut Stephen vs Smoke Weed Everyday Nick. Traditional karate vs boxing.

Really though I want Tyron to win the rematch and then take on Nick.

>>73985188
We CANNOT let McGregor get his hands on the nuclear codes.

>>73985209
It's OK to admit you never saw the Silva/Maia fight.

>>73985144
Nick doesn't want a fight with someone who is just gonna lay on top of him for the whole fight unable to finish him

Bad fight Jorge as well, hope he doesn't take it.

Nick shouldn't of turned down that fight with Robbie Lawler, thought he wanted a 5 round war with someone who will stand and bang.

>>73985228
>shouldn't of

Opinion discarded.

>>73985212
Which fighter is this?

>>73985228
Maia would unironically choke Nick out inside of two.

>>73985209
>I'm 34
wew old man alert get a life

>>73985231
This tbqh

>>73985244
No. Ceasar Gracie jiu jitsu is way better in MMA than Maia's off brand jiu jitsu.

>>73985231
have sorry, I am not that smart.

>>73985236
Glad you asked!

That is Cody Garbrandt , the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the bantamweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world (The Ultimate Fighter) as well. He used to be known as the kid who embarrassed McGregor because he totally did. He knows what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his wrestling, then boxing and even street fights! But he mixed his technique as he progressed as a fighter and swapped to MMA. Some highlights are when he decided to decision the current champion as he was known for winning via decision. I could go on for days about Cody's record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his ex before:
Paige Vanzant (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paige_VanZant). This really showcases how good Cody is with the ladies. He has good whit and charisma and not to mention his awesome tattoos.

He's part of Team Alpha Male, which features some of the best fighters in the world. This includes Urijah Faber, the second best BW in the world and a real hip dude!
Teruto Ishihara, arguably the best Japanese fighter in the world, he's faced a lot of racial discrimination. One example of this is when he was robbed of a decision against Artem Lobov purely because of his race!

Do you know T.J. Dillashaw? The number 2 ranked BW in the world?
Well he was thrown out Team Alpha Male for not being good enough, this should give you an idea of how exclusive Team Alpha Male is and how good of a fighter Cody Garbrandt is!

If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!


>>73985244
I don't know Nick is very good at defending submissions.

>>73985249
we get it you smoke weed no one cares

>>73985264
>i have been starved for attention since my mother chose male affection over giving me a childhood

It's gonna be okay, but you need to pipe down.

>>73985270
AYY LMAO WEED

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Wake up Khalbeeb, it's all over

Has the eternal and quintessential sperg changed his flag to that of the United Kingdom?

post walkouts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

>>73985189
>>73985203

it should unironically be Nick vs Masvidal and Maia vs Robbie

>>73985277
are you new?

>>73985231
>>73985249

Agreed, actually.

>>73985277
Yeah he does all the time man lol

>>73985278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jU4JbBN3xA

>>73985249
>>73985290
same fag, also Cody wasn't the smartest and look at what he achieved. Also I am the only person here who is of an appropriate age for liking UFC.

>>73985290
>>73985277
>Yeah he does all the time man lol
Are you implying I am sperg op?
How new are you?

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Mirko just got stem cell'd, Schaub, Nelson, Fedor

in that order

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>people are still triggered by cody, shame

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>>73985307
>I'm not that sperg, I am a different one with his own annoying quips and obsessions that does nothing but waste his life and crap up a community, please keep tabs on every single one of our retardations.

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threads in between cards (shitty cards, dare I say) are unironically comfy, but if and only if you're doing some productive stuff, like studying or chasing pussaey

>>73985278
you posted mine for me lad

>>73985345
The op hates cody, if you was even in one thread leading up to 207 you'll remember all the hate he gave me when I predicted cody by decision


you're a 208er

>>73985340
where did they inject the stem cells

>>73985360
>studying
>productive

What are you producing?

>>73985363
didn't you go awol for a while after 207?

>>73985363
It's no secret spergOP is literally r/MMA and dickrides all the r/MMA fighters like Cruz and cormier

>>73985363
>You are only supposed to join a general to keep tabs on autistic tripfags and their drama

I'm sorry, nobody cares.

>>73985385
MMA discussion is secondary to friend simulation, bud.

Who's Yair fighting next?

>>73985375
suicidal thoughts

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>>73985377
I don't post much anymore
Heem didn't take my opinion serious and missed out on 14/1 bet and was rude to me.
But Cody is fighting soon though and I am here to show my support and once again tell heem how the fight will end so they can make some money.

>>73985385
People care now, I see things.
That said I don't expect you to care but you (You)'d me so you only have yourself to blame.

>>73985094
my penis
if you know what i mean

>this is the Canadian poster

>>70674444

>>73985396
choi in seoul

>>73985369
pretty sure its his knee
read somewhere he had to put a syringe into his knee after every training cos it would fill up with liquid blood or whater not sure

>>73985424
no, jason knight is fighting choi in seoul for the ultimate international southern lmaoing

yair should be fighting a top10 next, maybe stephens or some other can

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>>73985173
lmfao

>>73985431
didnt he get a doctor to inject hgh into his shoulder

>>73985444
yes he's a statist and a cheater

>>73985467
funny thing is usada never found hgh in his system

>>73985411
you also began to falter and started picking cruz though lad

>>73985467
Statist, is that like fascist?

>>73985405
Kek

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>>73985478
I was worried, real fans get worried when their boy fights. Still bet on Cody though.
What if my visions aren't always right?

I have to go to boxing now

I will post again next Wednesday

Goodbye friends

lol when I worked in residential skilled trades I never had time to shitpost the way Adan does. It was go go go from 8 to 5 all day everyday. His business must suck.

>>73985444
ye he apparently said he did it so he could heal his shoulder faster which was injured, he mixed it with blood plasma, and the amounts of hgh were small
he told usada what he did, last traning before the hamilton fight he ruptured a muscle and decided its all ogre
he was tested 5 times in the ufc and never had any problems
thats what he said about it

>>73985189

>acting as though you have a meaningful financial stake in the UFC's success and thus "making back the investment" is more important than putting on the best fights

Unless you're literally a WME exec, why are you doing this

>>73985478
only because ufc promotion is so good

Dont think you goofs realise how good

>>73985547
cant confince me that he has never used steroids though lmao

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who is your least favorite ufc fighter?

>>73985562
Tyron Woodley.

Race-baiting loser

>>73985562
That Canadian lay and prayer. Not GSP. He has shaggy hair.

>>73985562
fat gay dad Daniel Cormier

nobody else even comes close

>>73985571
He's literally the opposite of a loser, stupid.

Wait Canada is right. I'm changing my answer to cormier. Boy do I dislike that overweight nigger.

>>73985571
>win
>loser
I don't think you know what loser means

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Via Facebook
>Tito,Jones,Rampage and others. I destroyed all of them. I am the plantation owner and Jones is forever my slave. If Jones wants his rematch he an get it. Rumble,DC,Bader, they all an get it. The King is Back.

>>73985596
>>73985583
DC is great what is wrong with you

>>73985540
wew he looks different there
bye

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>>73985608

>I am the plantation owner and Jones is forever my slave.

What did he mean by this?

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>>73985578
this goof?

>>73985578
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivier_Aubin-Mercier

>>73985558
pretty sure he didnt use roids in the ufc,
desu i thought he never did steroids at all,
until a friend of mine who was on a cycle
said he got his trt from the president of the croatian body building association, the same dude that was cro cops body building trainer
which doesnt have to mean much, but if you consider that everyone in pride was doing it , it gets more suspicious
whatever, he still is a legend in this sport
and probably will go down as the best croatian martial artist
sry stipe mayocheck

>>73985094
irrelevance

>>73985627
>even ironically thinking cro cop didn't roid

>>73985627
KEKEKEKEKEK

>>73985624
>>73985626
Yeah him. He set the record for fewest strikes thrown in a UFC fight.

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>>73985640
>>73985646
Cro Cop is natty, a true Croatian gorilla

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>>73985558
EVERYONE'S
>clap
ON
>clap
STEROIDS
>clap

>>73985627
>he rates crocop
do you think fedor was the GOAT too?

Crocop fought literal prowrestlers dude just like fedor did, they were never legendary tier

>>73985627
>pretty sure he didnt use roids in the ufc,

Kume, please. I'm in a doctor's office waiting room and you're making me laugh

>>73985650
he's good

>>73985655
>was the GOAT
IS the GOAT. shitting on Cro Cop is pleb-tier contrarianism at best.

>>73985660
just being realistic bud lmao beating pro wrestlers doesnt make you a GOAT

>>73985666
you're being dense, not realistic.

Anyone who believes Cro Crap didn't roid is an idiot.

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>>73985627
>Enson Inoue, Shooto and Pride veteran (and 1-0 in the UFC), posted what is reportedly an excerpt from his Pride contract which isn't ambiguous in the least.

You would have to roid in Pride to even have a chance at a fair fight. Cro Cop probably roided but not to the point of abuse. Same level as Fedor,Nogs, where it's just for an edge. Now Wanderlei,Coleman,Shogun,those men were sweating roids when they went out there.

>>73985668
>got beat by schwob
>legendary
>got the fk beaten out of him by real contenders
>GOAT

>>73985650
less than moroz/tyronette?

>>73985688
every fighter loses
you're retarded

>>73985688
No shame in losing to the natural greatest heavyweight of all time Brendan "The Hybrid" Schaub.

>>73984819
all me

Based natty Cro Cop

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thanks for the you's lads, didnt expect everyone
jump right at me
yes i believe fedor was the goat
yes i used to believe 6 years ago crocop didnt do roids
yes i believe cro cop is a legend in this sport and im pretty sure im not the only one to think so

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lol did you notice how god awful her striking looks? who the fuck is "teaching her?

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Post undisputed boys

>>73985726
her coach literally doesn't allow fighters in his gym to block body shots or check leg kicks because he doesn't think they drop people
SikJitzu or whatever the fuck is competing with GFC for worst gym NA

>>73984737
fuck julianna pena
fuck cody garbrandt

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>Korean Zombie on hiatus, return
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>Moose's manager says Moose will fight at UFC 210
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>>73985724
>mfw croats disown stiopic when nganou permaheems him

>>73984819
He's right about Jones.

>karate meme MW
>legit crippled and ran from Rampage
>40 years old Corms with no knees
>Oh no Gustafsson
>please no Rumble,seeing him makes me so anxious I have to do drugs
>Oh no please no Chael. Nah I'm not fighting Chael because of the replacement. It's because one I got the Dan news I did coke,weed,meth,drank,pain pills,dick pills and knew I'd fail the drug test.
>oh yes now that the drugs are out I'll fight Vitor
>I won't fight Anderson because I'm scared of him
>beat up a deaf guy who can't hear his corner
>can't finish Stephan Bonnar

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>these guy don't rate Cro Cop

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>>73985750

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>>73985759

>>73985758
>spent time reading the entire pic
lmao

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>>73985759
crop cop

>>73985749
>no image
>linking to the top of the page
>saying fuck certain fighters

your quality has taken a nose dive

i started the cm punk gallop meme
what meme did YOU start?

>>73985765
he barely survived an ageing broken down overeem, he's a meme fighter circling the drain

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>>73985786
it was a pretty poorly done OP desu
the "fuck certain fighters" thing was intended to get people talking about them

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>>73985796
the ppv's are on too late crying pepe

>>73985799
nah he's good. overeem was just running around weirdly and then at one point turned around a shoved a fist in his face unexpectedly.
unless it becomes a major tactic to perform jewish trickery like reem did in that fight then i dont think many can box with stipe. it takes a meme to stop him standing (running punch reem, sky scraper man)

>>73985802
>pulling that last punch
respect is good and sportsmanship is too rare in this "just bleed" sport and this unforgiving world

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what does /heem/ think of Jack Slack

I think his podcasts are pretty entertaining

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>>73985799
>t. 196'er
whatever dude, having an opinion is like having an asshole, everyone's got one

what's worse, hanking hoyce or rating fedora?

>>73985817
Ngannou is a high level meme bro

>>73985845
Royce for sure, he was a total one dimensional fighter

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>>73985822
it's a shame Horcher got into that motorcycle accident right after the khabib fight, i was looking forward to seeing him fight again
people act like he was a complete tomato can because he got mauled by Khabib, but everyone khabib has fought (except Tibau) got murdered
he was 12-1 going into that fight, he has potential

>>73985842
I don't

>>73985796
I started 2 memes and they are both integral to heem culture

>>73985799
>overeem
>bad
>look at flag
Made me think for a sec

>>73985884
how many ufc titles does he have?
how much "horse meat" has he taken and still cant win the big one?

>>73985903
Overeem has actually had to fight for title shots and not have them fall into his lap after strings of nobodies and irrelevant fights though

>conor will lose, THIS time!

cute, meanwhile overeem has strawberry jammed every opportunity he's been given

>>73985958
He has 3 losses, why are you acting like he never loses

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>>73985903
stipe tapped

#NotMyChampion

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>bbbbut hes never held a UFC title so he's obviously shit
Why do casuals use this argument?

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name my band

>>73985985
of course he loses, but every single fight he has all the haters come out and say he will lose, even to alvarez, who by that stage anyone could have seen was a huge mismatch, he'll lose to floyd, and most likely lose to woodley, but that's no reason to just say he'll lose every time he has a fight scheduled, I mean it's not like scrapes by with decision victory like later gsp did.

>>73985903
>he thinks this is a good argument when his ''champ''(0 title def) cherry picked his way into a titleshot

>>73985768
>>73985777
damn these green rizin gloves are kind of dank, ufc should get one of those

>>73986006
Well considering that they call the #1 contender 'interim champion' these days you can see why

>>73986010
Carmen and the Not Gays

>>73985749
Fucking loser.

>>73985839
I think he's a faggot moron.

>>73986020
I didn't think the Alvarez fight was a mismatch, on the other hand I thought the Diaz fight was(in Conor's favor)

The reality is in barring extremely obvious physical or technical differences fans and analysts have no fucking clue how a given fight will go down so we just come up with a reasoning to favour whoever we want to win

>>73986050
apologize NOW and then immediately delete this comment

>>73985839
he's good
his articles on Fedor in summer 2012 started the whole "THINKING ANALYTICALLY ABOUT MMA" shit we've seen explode over the last year and a half or so

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name my band

More like Hack Whack

Professional fighter here.

Ask me anything.

>le anonymous expert man

>>73986114
What's it like being unmarried with two kids and no college education?

>>73986123
We're both on here posting so it got me to the same place you are.

>>73985871
horcher is a can and so is tibau

they both lose to every single top 10 in the division

badly

Prediction for The chris vs Mousasi?

I think chris will stand his ground and won't back down.

>>73986148
hard to bet against moose right now tbqh

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>>73985839
Agreed.
I think those who hate him are just intimidated by his intellectual prowess, sharp sense of humour and classic British banter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emg4tAQQlV8

Predictions for Khabib vs Ferguson? I think Ferguson will knock Khabib out.

But whoever wins, I'll be happy as long as they DESTROY mystic tap, the number one chicken.

>>73986163
Moose has lost to every top 5 fighter he's fought in the ufc. Why will this time be different? I know he;s looked good lately and has a streak going but so did rothwell and dos santos embarrassed him.

We are LIVE w/ Tecia Torres ahead of #UFCHouston! Got questions?

this girl is cute

>>73986148
the chris wins if it happens(trumpy)

>>73986179
>Ferguson

>ko power

pick one

>>73986148
chris by tko/ko

moose is a gatekeeper. that's the sad truth of it.

>>73986144
That's a ridiculously broad definition.

>>73986179
I think Ferguson will win by picking Khabib apart on the feet in the later rounds when he is weary.
I hope Khabib wins though, because he is my boy.

>>73986179
khabib by graplefuck

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Does he stand a chance against OSP?

>>73986148
I think The Chris wins, he has too much of an advantage with his wrestling. Even though Moose has gotten a lot of finishes lately I'm not sure he'll be able to get the same result vs Weidman, nor do I think his striking will be punishing enough to keep Weidman off him.
I like both though.

>>73986184
because Machida and Jacare were on the ascension, and Weidman is a broken man. Moose was also admittedly not motivated for the Jacare fight and fighting a pre-USADA Lyoto.

I hate Jake shields.

I hate YOU

>>73986228
serious question, what ethnicity is he? He has a cool name.

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>>73986194
he is KO'ing a welterweight in this webm you casual

>>73986228
Yes, a sizeable chance actually

>>73986231
>Weidman is a broken man
Oh come the fuck on, he's lost to Rockhold and Yoel. He's not getting beaten by rising prospects on the prelims.

>>73986228
looks like Firas Zahabi and Tarec Saffiedine

>>73986248
life altering beatdown, ktfo by flying knee, 3rd fight in a row against a Top 5 guy, not a good decision. I don't think he or is team or all that smart.

>>73986228
>cousin
Is that a gta IV reference or am I just reading into it too much

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Claim your fightfu

>>73986228
OSP hasn't looked great lately

>>73986244
sounds turkish and probably is

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>>73986264
>fightfu faggots

>>73986257
He looked fine until he got Romero'd though. I think it's far too early to say and I wish people would remember the fights before the brutal finishes.

>>73986200
both fighters are not worth mentioning in a discussion about a fighter that is considered the #1C of the division

>>73986286
Romero threw him around in the 2nd round - don't forget that

>>73985796
I once posted a webm of this girl with a shaved head and a boxing glove getting fucked by a black guy and I titled it rose vs ngannou.
But then I got banned for it..

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>>73986264

>ywn live inside Bec's ass

>>73985749
I'm happy about the rematch, this time that brazillian faggot wont be able to whine when he gets finished

>>73986228
Turkish

>>73986318
Means literally hit him with an illegal strike you dingus

>>73986010
Tito wants to be white so bad, its painful to watch.

>>73986292
There is nothing wrong with being outpowered in wrestling exchanges by Yoel Romero.
I honestly don't even like Chris, I just think the claims of his decline are premature.

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Is she /ourguy/ again? Now I don't know who I'm gonna root for when Nunes vs Holm happens.

>>73986286
What makes you think Weidman will win?

Like, clearly explain how you think he will win.

>>73986356
I hope Mousasi beats the shit out of him personally, but I don't see a clear avenue for victory for either guy. Don't have the balls to call it.

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>>73986335
I know he did, but I hate that "Mother-fucker is my trigger " fucking turd and I want to see Means wreck his shit

>>73986347

>painful to watch

What are you talking about? it's from 15 years ago

>>73986371
I'd like it too, I just hope Means can keep his shit together and not get himself DQ's

>>73986371
t. Will Brooks

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Apparently Johny is his given name
Isn't that weird?

>>73986369
>Not rooting for the chris

wew lad

>>73986441
The Weidmeme ended with Rockhold standing over his bloody corpse just like I told everyone here he was going to

>>73986436
>tfw Johny will be fighting Ronaldo Souza on a 5 and perhaps even *6* steaks diet

it's a good feel

>>73986441
rockhold/weidman best day of my life

>>73986441
the chris got surfed, usada'd and blacked

he's done m8

just move on alraedy

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>>73986441

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>>73986501

>>73986514
Can't wait until Yoel flying knees this cunt

>>73986445
>>73986449
>>73986501
>>73986453
Join the team now. Once he dominates Mousasi, all invitations will be closed. I love you.

>>73986514
seeking luke cuckold get btfo never gets old

>>73985768

nice dive.

>>73986514
>>73986532
>>73986533

it's still amazing to think back about how rockhold mounted and destroyed weidman and then bisping BTFO'd him and became champion

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>>73986534
I like Cormier's reactions the most

>>73986556
godamn bisping is unreal

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>>73986556

>>73986570
I hope he KOs Romero so bad

>>73986547
All part of Gods plan. The Chris will reign again.

>>73986655
the sad thing is that Weidman actually thinks this
Five-Star Major General in the Lost Battalion

>>73986651
Not going to happen. The Cunt is finished. He lucked his way into a title shot and has stalled the division. Excited to watch him get Cuban missiled

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*blocks your path*

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>>73986680
Somebody is still mad over potato famine I see

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>>73986680
He's knocking out Romero in the 4th then probably getting submitted by Gator Boy if Gator Boy isn't Dark Star'd by Botch

>>73986679
good lad

New Carebedded today for Houston card lads

>>73986655
>>73986679

imagine having a family and taping a picture of luke rockhold's face to your fridge and then having to go take it down after he kicks your fuckin ass

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>>73986680
Don't be so sure about that buddeh

>>73986547
Honestly I'm a big fan of The Chris but did no one else think his fight with both Romero and Rockhold were pretty slow?

They weren't great fights in themselves and especially with Rockhold, it looked a bit like they were both stuck in the mud

How would mighty mouse vs struve go down? what would the fight look like?

>>73986714
Bisping is an Irishman living in America.

>>73986734
>They weren't great fights in themselves and especially with Rockhold, it looked a bit like they were both stuck in the mud

I did not think that my dude

>>73986757
He's actually a proud Pole you potato nigger.

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>>73986739
struve would get leg kicked into the oblivion realm

pic related is somehow related

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who can stop this man??

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>>73986739

>>73986739
Struve throws a leg kick, DJ cops it on the chin
IT IS ALL OVER

>>73986791
Demian Maia

>>73986791
Everyone in the top 5

>>73986832
Cerrone *was* Top 5

>>73986845
*everyone in the top 4

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>>73986791
200k? Fucking casual.

I'm just gonna say one thing…
…
300k!

bitch gets no love
bitch gets no love

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>>73986791

Well Maia surely can but he should fight for the title next and not give attention to chumps

>>73986355
>rematch pls

>>73986874
PUT IT ON THE COOOOON-TRAYCT

UNTIL THEN

IM A NIGGER

AND I RUN FAST

>>73986873
I Honestly believe Masvidal could heem woodley

>>73986898
KEK

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>>73986355
>Nunes vs Holm

>Holm

>>73986898
I'd pick him, way better striking and really good TDD

>>73986898
Could
Wouldn't

>>73986911
me on the left

>>73986911
What's the problem family?

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gooby
<---

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>>73986970

I got sucked into arguing politics on bloodytampon.com, I'm pretty sure everyone thinks im an islamophobe now for not thinking trump is literally hitler

>>73986969
Gdr is winning la

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Bisping will beat Romero

>>73987033
you have no one to blame but yourself

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>>73987051
>Bisping will beat Romero

>>73987033
>reading the comments on anything other than pornography

>>73987048
Sure she is. Like you said BJ Penn was gonna win two weeks ago.

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>>73987071
i do read comments on pornography

99% of the time they're asking for names

other 1% is erotic literature

you can find p o t t e r y there

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>Bisping fans

>>73987103
bally euphoric lads

>>73987103
>me on the left buddeh

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>>73987103
AMERISPERGS BTFO

Is heem ready for 3 hours Alex Jones and Edgy Brah ranting while Rogan is baiting hard?

>>73987103

>ecko

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After his recent loss, do you think he continues to fight every other weekend or will he take more time to get a proper training camp and prepararation?

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>>73987102
I know right, they're fantastic when you find the funny ones.

>>73986898
'no'