T20 Series Decider - M. Chinnaswamy Stadium Bangalore
>toss incoming
It's Delray Rawlins lads
Apparently he's only made it to their U 19s side though
beat the curry munchers at their own game at home edition
Who /goingforarun/ here?
>>73984367
I was about to go for one a couple of hours back when my nose started bleeding
>>73984367
gonna go gym after the game fuck running though
dead poomunity
what do you expect with what is probably the worst thread ever in the history of /sp/
>>73984444
anon why do you hate us brits?
AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED VIRAT
>pissrat out in the second over
made my night lads
because you are ugly. now go jump back up your mother you malformed homonculus.
grinning from ear to ear lads
ps. why do you think i hate brits?
Am I gonna regret no betting on Englel this sarvo when they were $2.20?
>>73984444
>>73984466
based slumlord
dead poomunity desu lads
>>73984367
going for Arun?
who is Arun mate ?
>Extras (lb 1, w 3)
>2.1 overs in
made OP for England's best achievement across all formats since we made it to the final of the t20
feels good bros
>>73984517
genuine fucking autism
>>73984517
get a job lad... you will be able to go outside ur parents house and do stuff
>>73984402
do both m8
>>73984498
dost hein mera bhai
found my new annoying gimmick lads
>>73984517
had a good laugh at this actually
>>73984517
based
>>73984533
Aur sardar ji kiddha?
>>73984533
i need to put weight on tho not take it off
Swain - The Long Dark Blue
feel free to thank me
>>73984367
just had a run desu
>>73984572
kek
Indian batsmen are nice to watch play Tbh
>>73984572
dilli se hu bhenchod
>>73984577
Trying to get ripped, gained a lot of weight recently.
>>73984616
i think in fab4 Kholi and kane are treat to eyes, smith and root not so enjoyable.
>>73984628
it's a joke about sikhs immigrating to kaneda slowkush
>>73984628
tdc hai kya BC.
jesus
>>73984633
Smith has a few nice shots, particularly his cuts. Everything else he does looks like a epileptic swinging a bat around.
Shaun Marsh and Khawaja are gorgeous players though.
>>73984647
HOLY SHIT its Outta here
>98 metres onto the roof
Fucking hobbit grounds holy shit
>>73984643
ah I thought you were freshie
>>73984644
tdc kya hein bc?
>>73984658
that could have unironically killed someone outside
>>73984654
Smith just looks unbalanced white playing shots. I think Yuvraj is a great lefty to watch when he gets going totally effortless batting
imagine being indian
>>73984674
typical delhi choot
>>73984683
pretty good desu better than being a hue monkey
>>73984690
phooka hua hoo abhi, kind of rude
>>73984690
phooka hua hoo abhi, kind of rude
>>73984693
padh le bc, gharwalo be padhne bheja hai na wahan.
>>73984682
Indians always look good Tbh, the wristy shots >you lads play are great. As you said, it looks almost effortless. It's the complete opposite of a player like Warner.
>tfw reading another cricket place and all the shills blame rahul for that runout
reee
>>73984700
shiv ki pooja kar raha hoo bc
>>73984633
agreed
>>73984712
Daniel
no ball
haha love it
>>73984703
that's kinda true but i enjoy Warner's batting
>>73984728
>bbut muh India is cheating
>>73984715
chutiya mat bana khud ko
>>73984726
based bitchstow
>>73984728
there's been a ridiculous amount of no balls going through as of late
I wonder if umpires even bother checking it now that almost every wicket taking delivery gets checked by the third umpire
>>73984751
they should make it mandatory.
>>73984765
You should try to stop being a subhuman
kek
KEK
>>73984751
With how many cameras are on the field I don't know why they don't have one on the line to check no balls and run outs in seconds
>>73984771
>are you kidding me mate
>Rashit
>>73984715
>le le shivji 420 lmao
TRIGGERED
whatever happened to your coconut unicorn
based faf
>>73984785
>Rashid dropping catches like bombs
Seriously lads, are brown people genetically unable to field?
Even when you take them out of their countries and coach them properly they still stuck. Look at Khawaja, Monty, Rashid etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc5RNSlz-1E
was it autism?
>>73984793
it used be like that in the 90's and 00's but now India has improved ,can't say the same about the other three
>>73984798
>memeswell acting
>>73984798
fucking kek. Zampa and Latham are good actors.
dankush pls respond
PLS SEND PANT NOT YUVRAJ
England and South Africa will get rolled cap this
>decide to watch the match
>wicket first ball
>>73984841
stop watching benchod
>>73984589
Plenty of bands rip off Nirvana better than this. 6/10.
>>73984845
literally nothing like Nirvana you FUCKING idiot
>>73984846
you are, of course, joking. If you can't hear it you might as well be deaf.
>>73984859
literally never reply to me again
if you here a 90s influenced sound and immediately think it's a nirvana clone then you should lobotomise yourself
>ben stokes
>watching hindi commentary to avoid Ravi Shashtri
>he comes in hindi also
>Dhoni's highest score in international T20 is 48
>>73984633
>root's backfoot drives aren't good to watch
loving every laugh
>>73984861
>90's influenced
took me a while to stop laughing there. the only thing they're doing that Nirvana didn't is gang vocals and thinking that Vox amps are cool.
you are literally drunk/stoned right now, it effects your hearing more than you will ever imagine. Next you'll be telling me that Jebediah, (who this band is also ripping off despite having never heard them, a testament to their """original""" sound) didn't rip off Nirvana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LADdnqNejtI
hmm, sounds familiar. Except recorded on tape and not Protools
>>73984891
he's not as enjoyable as Kohli or Kane.
>>73984898
enjoy being incorrect
>that Yuvraj six
I came
>now you remember sturad broad
kek
>this hindi commentary
kek
>>73984922
watching it too. Sehwag is too funny
back to barbados and think about what you've done
>>73984903
probably not as all round beauitful no but he's no smith with that stupid trigger movement and flick everything not an offside wide to square leg
Really hate these ""pace"" bowlers bowling 98kmph
>that wicket
hmmm
>>73984738
>chutiya mat bana khud ko
mazaak kar raha tha
>>73984787
Been hanging out with desis a lot recently. Most of them smoke weed anyways.
>>73984907
The funny thing is you could just go up to them and say: "Dudes!, I love the Nirvana influence!" And they'd completely reciprocate and admit it's a huge part of what they're doing.
But their sperg Internet fan will deny it to the hilt. Shit man, look at how they dress.
>>73984964
enjoy being incorrect
>>73984963
what happened to the coconut girl you liked m7
>>73984950
what are you supposed to do when you bowl an inch off a yorker and get belted down the ground for 6 consistently? this version of the game is so much in the batsmans favour the bowler has to try something to unsettle them and restrict scoring
>>73984970
haven't talked to her in a while m8, went on a few dates but nothing happened.
Massively Shit Donti
>>73984967
but he is right.
>>73984983
based virginkush
>>73984977
yeah but don't bowl 8 out 10 deliveries like that. Now your normal deliveries becomes variations.
>>73984985
nah
>>73984989
I'd say mills doing that has had far more success than jordan trying to bowl fast every ball and throwing in the odd slower ball
>>73984993
jordan was bowling full deliveries with mid off on , shit plan to start with
Le Virat
>>73984986
life is hard m8
can England chase this?
>>73985025
it's pretty much chasable on this ground. happens at times in IPL
>8 (eight) IPs
kek
KEK
Is Jason Roy related to Rob Roy?
>>73985060
you ruined my joke, fag
>>73985060
his wife's son
>>73985059
8 images
14 posters
England lost because of that first over
what the fuck he did fucking fuck
>>73985074
ahaha epic meme!
>>73985100
Send us a vocaroo lad
how come the indian test team are normal looking humans and the white ball team are all either inbred or mouthbreathers?
>>73985033
average in bangalore for ipl is 198.
>>73985108
that Mishra kek
>>73985108
I sound like a girl lad
>lives in Bangalore
>didn't go for the match
fml
Is Mishra part of the cabbie XI?
>>73985121
please do
There is nothing as entertaining as watching Nehra field.
>>73985163
didn't see the Mishra Chase?
That too.But Nehra with his teeth always cracks me up
>>73985138
Where is this cunt m8?
>no check for no ball
BCCI=ICC
just got back from the gym anons
not looking so positive now
chahal looks like me. is there still hope.
>>73985287
I look like Sachin Tbh.
Alright fuck it I'm bored let's have one of these.
Where does /cric/ rate the IPL anchors from best to least best looking? http://www.indiatvnews.com/sports/cricket/hottest-ipl-female-anchors-17003.html
Karishma Kotak>Rochelle Maria Rao>Mayanti Langer(on thickness alone)>Archana Vijaya> Shibani Dandekar>Pallavi Sharda>Lekha Washington>Shonali Nagrani
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Morgan
>>73985310
i have seen only mayanti, so her.
>>73985287
no hope
>>73985323
>doesn't recognize Karishma Kotak from Apache Indian Belly dancing music video
>>73985329
my face is better though, a lot hairy too. but still similar.
thing is i'm as skinny.
>>73985338
no clue what that is, watch later
>>73985323
>>73985338
Aren't all these woman considered celebrities in your country?
>>73985310
Thicc Mayanti will always be better than the rest.
>>73985310
mayanti makes my peepee hard
>>73985310
Didn't know this country existed tßh.
Hi """Mon"""
>>73985353
im not a tv person. but i know celebrities.
so id say lower tier celebs,
>>73985351
dude it was famous as fuck when we were kids.
>>73985351
they are celebrities but not all are famous.
>>73985355
>>73985356
Ok you've convinced me, I'm gonna move Mayanti to #1
>>73985372
i remembered apache indian thing after i typed it.
didnt watch tv then either, so it's just hear know mostly.
>>73985380
have some Karishma too
>>73985386
i see
needed that over
so help me with this.
the ford ad, the woman who says "shakkar hee the", who is she?
>>73985399
forgot pic
>>73985408
Sudha Chandran a dancer, got famous from the role in horror serial kahin kisi Roz.
AHAHAHAHAHHLJAHAKLFAHWE9G7Uo'b2q4
That was intentional
Buttler would rip this match apart on this pitch
>>73985414
did look tamil or malayali.
read wiki. an amputee, wow.
>>73985427
North Indian and yes she's an amputee dancer
>poorgan
Pant almost had his cock in his mouth.Whoosh.
>>73985441
Are northern Indian's normally better looking?
>>73985441
she isnt north. name is southern tending too.
she's tamil and it's the typical tamil brahmin or kerala good family look.
>>73985453
Yes.If fairness is your scale of beauty.
>>73985453
yes they're and fairer
>Poot hahahahahha
>>73985458
are you a southerner m8 ;^)
see you in the summer /cric/
>>73985466
Maharashtrian.
>>73985480
same thing
>>73985453
this is how it goes:
northern rich families are fairer.
a couple of northern states are fairer. (ricjh and poor)
but those who get popular in the west and win pagaents are from south, since west likes tan.
>>73985426
>>73985486
Where?
>englel
fucking kek
time for new zealand's brave ben stokes to save the match
>>73985501
with Pakistani brave moeen ali
>>73985512
yeah, no
FATWA
A
T
W
A
>>73985501
yeah no too
>5 wickets
wew lad
why the fuck I didn't go to see the match.
>7 wickets in 3 overs
mate
C H O K E L A N D
where did all these poos come from? is there an air raid siren that goes off in india when ever they are about to win a match to alert them its time to shit post?
>mfw when no one picks you up.
>>73985554
>subhuman
Could do with a gf
I want to be the goy toy of a jewess
8 for 8
The absolute devasted shanty village of England
>>73985554
Talks about shitposting and then shitposts himself in thread involving teams other than his own.Go n watch SLvsSA
>>73985287
take it back, ur mi god
kek. my streaming was going slow.
>two down
>reload
>nine down
fuck
>>73985561
wat?
>>73985593
dont tell me what to do tea wallah. respect your betters!
Ankush you here m8
>Finish watching Englel collapse
>Switch over just in time to watch Shit Lanka collapse
Hello there /sp/. I need help from an english native.
What's the most commonly used term for a piece of land outdoors where people go to play various sports?
Is it "sports ground"?
"playground"?
"sports field"?
Looked away for 30 minutes and game over.
Going to be seeing a lot of this moving forward, but Smoth will scrape a test win.
>>73985693
Playground mate
>>73985681
why do you stay up daily ? what's your name mate?
>>73985693
an oval mon.
>>73985693
depends on the context
I'd say rugby or soccer field, but I'd say cricket ground
>>73985698
Thank you very much!
>>73985634
yeah mate ama
>>73985696
smoth would be really lucky if he'd be able to draw a test.
>>73985707
No, not a field for a particular sport. Just a general place (often with some machines, bars for pull-ups n shit) .
>>73985707
>i'd say but i'd say
>native english speaker
>>73985718
yeah ama
>>73985714
I'd probably say park or oval in that case
>>73985725
oh?
But what about "playground"?
>>73985735
this is a playground
>>73985714
that will be a sport grounds. ground refers to all the facilities on a piece of property utilized for sport. The sports field is the actual piece of land people are playing sports on.
>>73985714
>Gymkhana
>>73985746
Thank you.
Is there a difference between "sports ground" and "sport ground"?
just BTFO a slimy /cric/WORM lads
/wog/ on thriving community watch
"t. wog name" spammer guy is also a /trash/ diaperfur frequenter
>>73985803
t. Silverio Moneta
>>73985814
>he deleted his Aryion account after I found it and his bio said he was 17
/cric/ breeds degeneracy
Replying to me with random wog names won't stop me from posting, you have been doing it for months and I am still posting.
You're an utter mong and you should focus your attention on contributing positively to this board instead of trying to change it and control how people post.
I know who you are and why you do this, I know how hard you have tried to change things but it never changes.
The worst thing about this is that when I leave the thread and go to another, you probably think I have stopped replying to you because your autism has worked.
It's sad, it's a self-perpetuating cycle of autism that you have.
>>73985834
t. Azeglio Maione
>>73985634
Reporting
>>73985710
>>73985879
based ankush
just discovered ankush's last name lads
just found ankush's facebook and his middle name lads
>>73985778
not that i am aware of. but the most used term is sports grounds. never referred to as sport ground, but sports ground is also used.
currently looking at the ankush family photos on his mum's facebook lads
>>73985922
Thanks! Here's a lovely echidna for you.
memes lads
I wish you t. wog would remain on point.
t. Dimitrious Gargasoulas is the only approved name.
>>73985634
Haven't heard of him m8
>>73985895
>>73985901
>>73985928
oh lmao!!!
>>73985939
пpивeт
Du plessis is one of the best in the game
>devoting a thread to your shitty meme match and not being able to half fill it
Why are the English the absolute worst posters on /cric/ lads (after poopeelians)?
>>73986484
It's not even 8am and you're already thinking about AusGODs
sort your priorities out lad
>>73984128
>>73984098
uh but Eden Gardens was already bigger than the MCG before they halved the capacity
/wog/s are gods, /cric/s are clods
/wog/s are boys, /cric/s are toys
/wog/s are GOAT, /cric/s are WOAT
/wog/s are supers, /cric/s are poopers
/wog/s are the best, /cric/s are the pests
/wog/s are superior, /cric/s are inferior
/wog/s are smart, /cric/s are farts
/wog/s are cool, /cric/s are fools
/wog/s are magic, /cric/s are tragic
>>73986571
based
will /cric/WORMs ever recover?
lads
tennis
>>73986571
Just printed this post out and added it to my poetry shelf.
>>73986526
I like to seethe about poopeelia ms before heading off to work.
When's kick off?
>>73987697
23 February
It's great to see that based india BTFO /cricket/ AGAIN
turn on the bright lets if the goat album of the century
#elitetruthbomb
turn on the bright lights*
sorry very drunk
HAHA
this is a good one
>>73988485
I'm sorry, I don't like that at all.
dank vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UFRFOOKZ5g
i'm completely insane AMA
reminder mohammad asif is the prog rock of fast bowlers
>>73988575
Should I kill my neighbour?
He dumps his cut grass next to my deck and the flies breed there and annoy the fuck out of me.
Pretty sure a jury would side with me.
>>73988660
forgot my pic
>>73988661
how are nz jails?
>>73988679
Why's that one guy looking the wrong way?
>>73988575
thoughts on Heazlett's selection and the use of the Dukes ball in Shield cricket?
>>73988697
Pretty comfy in general, but I think the ones murderers go to are not comfy
>>73988697
Mt Eden has a fantastic fight club.
>>73988679
Autism.
looks like school is out in NZ
>when your facebook friend count reduces by 10 after a long few days of drunk posting
>>73988919
post some excerpts lad
dw about doxxing yourself, you've already (probably drunk) posted unfiltered pics from your normiebook here before
whensa test cricket on
>>73988942
its all pretty embarrassing but in my eyes its just running commentary on the fact that it's not real life, i shitpost because i can, normies literally see no difference between their facebook page and real life, they're completely lost in it
>>73988883
Nice /rug/ meme.
Reminder:
2 and quarter hours before Aussies become unbearable and complain every few seconds about BSK's
i feel fuckign awful
alcohol was a mistake
cricket is beautiful
this video is jokes, is there a greater man than robelinda?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQgyIQrkQqI&t=708s
just waiting for the griget
Suicidelanders lol
goodnight
time for fucked up dreams
haha, what fun
>tfw afternoon off work
Who else comfy for the cricket?
This ODI will be rained out and the poopeelians will be poorious
>>73991379
>tfw unemployed
kind of comfy, bit depressing though
which one is england? players from both teams look the same
>>73991417
Want a job? My old shop needs a guy to make holes in donuts
>>73991427
they're the brown guys with the beards
>>73991427
They are the ones that stop to bow east every hour
>rain
spent the morning watch Bill Maher
got enough liberal tears to re-fill the Murray-Darling
>>73992195
Prepbull on suicide watch
>>73991473
yes, yes i do.
>>73992385
Are you based on Auckland and able to get to the airport at 6am everyday?
>rained out
Poopeelia will do ANYTHING to avoid a repeat of Monday.
>>73991427
They're the ones wearing hijabs.
>>73992712
>Poo Peeland """"drainage""""
Have all the plumbers in Napier fled to muscular Australia?
>>73992677
Fuck off with this garbage.
>>>/pol/
>>73992483
i'm in wellington
Is poo peeland literally a fucking third world country?
>expecting good grounds from NZ Cricket's $20.00 annual budget
Do Ausfailians know that:
1) no one cares about their shit game here
And
2) we still destroy them at it
What a shit ground, only bested by the shit that is Queen's Park Oval
it's shit like this that makes cricket suck
just fucking play already
>>73988698
saw a 3/10 slav in the distance
>another half an hour
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eliza looks mint in the new Air New Zealand safety briefing lads
>>73992862
Post feet.
>>73992882
only got this sorry
>tfw got into a 3 hour argument with strangers about trump last night
the level of butthurt thats happening now makes me so happy
>>73992908
Been sampling the dark meat yet lad?
>>73992927
Yeah I unfortunately fell the hooker and the cocaine meme last night. Ending up getting way too fucked up and had serious whisky dick to say the least. Gonna try out a new place now. Goldeneyes doesn't exist anymore lad
>>73991495
>>73991495
>>73991809
Really clever and witty posts, that wasn't obvious at all
>>73992959
Goddamn that sucks! Anything sprung up to replace it?
>>73992677
Bit worried lads. I'd appreciate a truthbomb on how you think Trump will affect Australia krazykunt.
>>73992973
Wow that's weird I just looked up where it was and it's the same place that i'm going to tonight. It's called the Red Diamond now. Is it just a strip club or is it a brothel too? Couldn't find any info on line
>>73992973
Did you stay in Simpson Bay when you were here?
>>73993002
From memory it wasn't a brothel but you paid a "bar fee" to take the girl out of the club with you, I doubt anything has changed on that front.
>>73993044
Stayed in the lagoon aboard the boats I was working on, in the guest cabins.
>>73992960
You MohamMAD? lel
>>73993046
>you paid a "bar fee" to take the girl out of the club with you
Where are you supposed to take them back to your hotel, what's the point in that? They should just have rooms in the back Tbh
Literally never heard of this sport before, lads
Sing me the rules
>>73993086
*farts in your face*
They've just opened a hijab/burka fashion store at the corner shops across from the Islamic Centre (not memeing) lads. How should I feel about this? Surely as a seething xenophobe, Saxon, you'd like to put in your 2 cents.
>>73993086
Hiff the ball at 150kmh in a windmill action at a curry with a stick who tries to whack it over a rope.
>>73993075
The govt had their finger into the very very few legal brothels on the island, and were basically lining their own pockets as they were issuing the exotic work permits to the girls and then basically forcing them to work in the govt owned clubs, which was seen as a form of human trafficking, would you believe.
The "bar fee" was a way around the govt tactics, but this whole scenario may have been relaxed over the last 18 months or so? At any rate, go in with your eyes open!
>>73992979
I'm already prepared to say this is the lowest ebb the AUS-USA alliance has been at since '49 when the old Department of External Affairs was infiltrated by Russian agents and the Australian government was leaking American-supplied intel to Moscow like a sieve and they suspended the alliance
I know what the Australian government will do: that is just try and wait this wild ride out. That said I think we are partly responsible for this mess, it was foolish to agree this deal when they knew Trump was coming in.
As for what Trump will do: nfi. How do you predict the actions of a lunatic?
Josh Reynolds strikes again kek!
>>73993120
You sound based as fuck, /cric/ meet up when?
>>73993140
Hypothetically speaking, if US Australian relations were to completely crumble who would >we turn to or would >we just be completely fucked?
>>73993178
There's no point even entertaining such an absurd fantasy. The AUS-USA alliance runs so much deeper than government-to-government contact. We are talking about what I would describe as inextricable military and intelligence links. Those relationships have been developed over generations and are bigger than Trump, Turnbull or whatever
But even 'The Donald' (who is so unqualified in international relations it is actually terrifying) will surely be provided advice that this alliance is in the mutual interest of both nations.
ANOTHER FUCKING HOUR
FUCK YOU, SORT YOUR SHITTY FIELD OUT YOU FUCKING KEKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why does Napier hate the rest of New Zealand?
Is it because we have sand on our beaches and they have rocks?
>37 overs a side
Rain some more and we'll have a T20 instead
Cricket needs to sort it's shit out with regards to the weather 2bh
I don't want games to be rained out or shortened
This game is going to be an even bigger meme now that it's only 37 overs
Tfw I'm a sick cunt
>>73993178
>>73993289
How many Foster's did you have to swig to earn that swag?
>>73993178
Argentina
wickets in the ground
teams warming up
toss in 15mins
>>73993289
Just a cunt 2bh.
>>73993208
good to hear
>>73993313
420 fosters
>>73992195
KEK
best beer prove me wrong
>>73993289
what meme is this
>LE ART DECO XDDDD
Why the FUCK does Napier exist lads?
>>73993172
I've got three trips to the states and a couple to Europe planned this year, so should be fairly easy to sort something out!
>>73993440
So awful 30-somethings from around the NI can go antique shopping and cafe-hopping for a "holiday".
>>73993410
this is better imo
Loose Aussie - Alex Williamson
>>73993473
don't get that here, I don't think I've ever had a New Zealand beer actually
Test
>>73993492
i have had a few aussie beers but i honestly cant remember what any taste like, was too long ago
there was quite a few i liked though
Probably just gonna start drinking lads
Got me a cheap Russian beer
More rain on the way, toss delayed again.
>>73993568
>Poo Peeland summer
Dunno how you lads stand it
>>73993580
>first day in 80+ days its rained
>on the day cricket is meant to be played
i cant stand it either 2bh
>>73993580
by not having swamparse 24/7
*farts*
>>73993603
Guns n roses is on tonight in Wellington and the weather is supposedly shit. JUST
>>73993662
so are guns and roses so there shouldn't be a problem
>>73993568
JUST
Fuck Napiers groundsmen 2bh
This is some fucking beta shit
It's just fucking WATER
ELITE TRUTHBOMB INCOMING
ELITE TRUTHBOMB INCOMING
ELITE TRUTHBOMB INCOMING
The 1931 quake wasn't enough
alright inspection now, hopefully good enough
>4.45 pm Kane Williamson and Aaron Finch are still in training clothes, standing around chatting at the ground. The umpires Kumar Dharmasena and Chris Brown though have slipped into their uniforms and are paying close attention to a spot Trent Boult had pointed out to them on the edge of the 30-yard circle, pounding their feet into it, occasionally bending down to push their hands into the grass to see if any water pools up. Now for a quick chat with the captains. Let's see what comes of it.
>Sub 30 over ODI
Time for meme walloping
I repeat
IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
fucking play already
>>73993991
has rained since before 1 from what espn cricinfo says
game will be canceled i bet
you'd think you'd have better drainage at a fucking New Zealand venue
>>73994005
I can see them going down as low as 17 overs a side
Jesus I'm going to be drunk before a ball has even been bowling. WTF Napier you shit bitch of a ground.
Learned a lot about Australia watching friendlyjordie vids lads.
>>73994015
had a similar case with drainage last year and the game was caned
during the summer its usually very dry so rain isn't expected things like this happen less than once in 50 games - them trying to justify not investing in drainage at all
Fucks me off they don't have back up days
>>73994065
Sounds like a wanker whoever he is.
Getting a big tired lads. Can yous wake me up at 6 thanks ta
>www.theaustralian.com.au/news/latest-news/teacher-students-stabbed-at-sydney-school/news-story/befd56f5b5b28d8064b321386da5fe49
>Western Sydney
>police quickly rule out it being a terrorist attack
Hmmm
>>73994309
I only read links from newsman
>colin: "Its a shame the game has been delayed. Any idea how much rain they had received today. Any ground around the world even with the best drainage, will struggle if it gets enough water. Plus it always rains in NZ. That's what their famous for." We haven't had a drop of rain for more than three hours, Colin.
come on Colin
>>73994335
>always rains in NZ
>napier averages 800mm a year
that's 'literally' the same as brisbane, fuck off
Botans are out in force in Wellington for Gnr today lads. They're probably going get straight in their commodores and head up to Auckland for the nines straight after. Utterly despicable
>>73994397
again
>come on Colin
>>73994397
Brisbane gets huge intermittent downpours. Napier will rain more frequently but not as heavily
>5.40pm Groundstaff doing their best, but still fairly damp beneath the surface. "This ground can't dry any more," says Simon Doull. Umpires keen to get the game underway, but there is the concern of injuries. New Zealand have a series against South Africa to follow. The players are nice and relaxed in the dressing room. All signs point to more delays.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/new-zealand-v-australia-2016-17/engine/match/1020015.html
>>73994397
>Australian understanding of differing climates.
>>73994426
Botan (ぼたん) is a guide to the Spirit World and close friend to Yusuke Urameshi. She is a spirit charged with ferrying souls of the deceased to the Spirit World to face their final judgment. As opposed to the idea of there only being a single one, she is one of many grim reapers. Botan is called Charlene in the Filipino dub of the anime. She is voiced by Lia Sargent in Yu Yu Hakusho: The Golden Seal and Veronica Taylor in Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report. In the FUNimation dub, she is voiced by Cynthia Cranz. In the Filipino Dub of the anime, she was voiced by Dada Carlos.
>>73994444
Checked
>>73994466
kys weeb fuck
>>73994466
Bogan. Using swift key on my phone
>>73994457
nice reading comprehension
>>73994484
Volume of rain != frequency of rain
>Australian understanding of differing climates.
>>73994484
>>73994517
Average temperatures definitely wouldn't have any effect on how long the rain stays on the ground either, would it
>Australian understanding of differing climates.
Poopeelian = a bit thick
Prove me wrong.
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>>73994527
Pro tip, you can't.
>Michael: "The Met says that Napier today has had 5.8mm of rain. That is 1/5th of an inch. An international ground should be able to cope with that. If not it should not be an international ground."
which one of you is based Michael?
>>73994524
>>73994517
No one said otherwise you dumb fuck
>>73994538
gonna have to agree there.
>>73994466
Nice triple double
>>73994532
Trump is a literal child
>>73994541
Based Colin, with your elite /cricinfo/ truthies.
>>73994545
I don't need your approval
>>73994524
different ground conditions also have absolutely no impact on how the amount of rain effects a location either
>>73994541
>Literally the same as Brisbane
you actually did lad
>>73994466
nice triple double.
>>73994560
>as much
Much refers to quantities
>>73994549
This conversation started with both posters making fun of him, but apparently you're too stupid to realise that
>>73994627
Turns out he didn't actually say as much, my mistake.
>>73994627
no much there lad >>73994397
>that's 'literally' the same as brisbane
also he is implying you are as stupid as Colin, which you are not proving false
>>73994627
>>73994653
I've actually forgotten what angle I was originally trying to go with, so let's skip to another topic shall we?
cricket on yet?
>6.05pm Another inspection in 25 minutes, folks. We've had four inspections to determine the next inspection time. The wait continues
game caned i bet. seems like it is NZ bitching out too
>Umpires keen to get the game underway, but there is the concern of injuries. New Zealand have a series against South Africa to follow.
>new story about how Hawks bay has had half its usual rain
>raining right now
FUCK YOU NEWS REPORTERS STOP RUBING IT IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73994676
>caned
>Hawks
>RUBING
Fucking triggered tßh.
Imagine going out to the cricket and spending 5 hours watching the umpires poke the ground
they should outfit cricket grounds with retractable roofs
>>73994714
I could get behind this but pretty funny having covered grounds for a summer sport
>but what if a ball hits the roof
good question, but i think if found a good way to deal with that
>>73994779
Interesting idea, would be funny to see retards try and hit it straight up.
>>73994779
I like this idea
>>73994728
When you're hosting games in northern England or Ireland it makes sense. It would also be good for grounds over here so you don't get a fucking melanoma every time you show up to a game
Mclean Park is out of wine now, this crowd is gonna fire up when the game gets cancelled haha.
the Big 3 model is about to be abolished today lads
Is this the greatest day in Daniel's life?
>>73994840
That was when the Rwandan cricket stadium was funded lad
Can someone who knows about law explain to me what native title actually is and how it works and how it affects non-indigenous property rights? I'm asking because I just saw something in the news about a native title agreement in WA that includes the entire Perth metro area
>>73994840
sauce?
People writing into cric info are getting fired up
>>73994870
I don't know what this gimmick is, but I don't like it, and you need to fuck off.
>>73994874
Based Colin
>>73994870
Basically if an indigenous group can demonstrate that they maintained a connection to land and effective sovereignty that wasn't removed by law then they're able to claim title over it.
>>73994870
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci-icc/content/story/1080514.html
>>73994902
Yeah but what rights does this give them practically? Can they develop/sell the land as they see fit? Or is it just one of those things where they can stick up sign saying this the traditional land of blah blah.
In the case of this Noonga deal it overlaps with heaps of privately-owned farmland. How is that conflict resolved?
>"The umpires are behind closed doors," says Simon Doull for the broadcast. And worse, the rain has come back
kek
rip in rain
>rain back again
Thanks poo peeland. Literally third world drainage systems holy fucking shit.
>>73994919
Nice weather Danny....
>>73994922
It's a right to use the land, so yeah they could develop it if they wanted to but generally they just want to keep on foraging or whatever
>>73994907
>ZCB: 66Million
WTF
They get more than 25% of all the associates combined. The fuck do they even do with that money? Because they dont pay their players
NZ is literally a third world shithole. I now understand the NZ inferiority complex. What an embarrassment of a country
>>73994922
And for the farmland stuff, if the land is privately owned and privately used then they don't have sovereignty over it and can't claim native title. Claims only really happen out in the bush or desert where no one lives
>>73994953
Sometimes i take Australia for granted, but then i realise its the garden of eden compared to Hobbit hole NZ
Reminder that NZ cricket is one of the poorest cricket organisations to play professional cricket
Aussies keep forgetting that:
1) no one cares about their shit game here
And
2) we still destroy them at it
>Called off
As expected of Poo Peeland
just followed straffo with my football club's twtter lads
>>73994951
Basically try to stay afloat. They make no money since the local currency is worthlesand people can't afford to go to games. All the money goes to players, officials and servicing their massive fucking debt. Zimbabwe cricket is basically kept on life support by the ICC
seriously, that's just embarrassing
what a shit show
>>73994979
>2) we still destroy them at it
Reminder no one here but slumlord and convict were alive the last time New Zealand won a test series against AusGODia
>>73994991
Seems like it was the kiwis pointing out all the wet spots.
Disappointed in "us" (groundsmen and our cricket team)
literally have second hand embarrassment for NZ cricket. Go play Bangladesh again or embarrass yourselves further in a WC final FFS
>match abandoned
>doesn't get rescheduled
why?
>>73995001
That's because the australian cricketers would have no idea what a wet spot looks like.
>>73995006
Need to play SA
No time to reschedule
honestly, there's not much better than playing australia in griget
simply because Rugby union isnt really a competition anymore and we're O.K enough in griget to win a game every now and then
beating them is much more satisfying, considering we don't even care about this sport
>>73995006
Because >we would have won anyway
Just give us the Chad already
>>73995012
Pretty good, m8.
>>73995019
but doesn't this make this series basically meaningless (or rather even more meaningless than it already is)?
>>73995021
>P...P..PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS LMAO
tfw New Zealand win the series 1-0
Get fucked Poopeelia
it's barely even rained in napier this year, but it likes to shit itself whenever there is cricket
muh players safety
they're running on grass for fuck sake
>>73995021
Union is a dying sport in Australia due to the overwhelming dominance of the afl. The NRL is stagnating in its expansion. I for one welcome the death of poonion, it's a boring sport and unironically hope that Australia get better at wogball at its expense.
>>73995035
Typically awful post.
>>73995036
Excellent post.
>>73995035
:^)
love you, allan
Comfy day lads
>>73995041
Cricket would be better played on concrete.
It would get rid of groundscunts who waste time "curating" the pitch. And chin music would be twice as loud. Also eliminates the new ball babbies.
>>73995068
t. Wasim Akram
Poopeelia sure dodged a bullet lads.
>>73995068
on concrete, with no pads, force them to slide
pussies
>manage to meme a victory against a less than half strength Australian side
>POO PEELAND SO GOAT XDXDXD
Genuinely pathetic
Imagine doing an abo rain dance to call off a match
>>73995092
who are you lol
can you explain cricket to me please
>>73995099
>30min welcome to rain country
>>73995068
hi danny
Smh Daniel's snapchat is absolutely wild lmao
A cricket is an insect not a sport lads
Shut this thread down
*bowls underarm*
>>73995109
I unironically enjoy the welcome. Abo chanting and digeridoos are elite. Much better than some meme dance.
>a fifth of an inch of rain causes an international poo peeland ground to be called off
Literally strip them of their test cricket level status
*complains about losing*
Is there anything worse then when a record store opens near you and it's just dadrock + Mumford and Sons
>fixes a match
*sits in the desert posting on a pc made of literal sand because no rain in 6000 years*
>>73995126
stop trying to send your refugees to my trump
literally the worst deal ever
no one wants ur abos, even for free
>P..P...PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS THE THREAD
Pathetic
*says mean things on the field*
*Prays to a toad to end a drought*
*headbutts a batsman wearing a helmet*
*eats sand because my country has no water to grow crops*
Notice how the Poo Peelanders can't even come up with their own memes to insult Australians with.
Absolutely pathetic
>>73995111
Daniel masturbates over pitch curating you fresh fuck
*wants to play cricket to try and be superior and show how big and strong we are, but can't because of the weather*
Hope that the conference system goes ahead lads. Beyond losing regular Ashes series it's an elite and muscular idea.
>>73995165
reminder that NZ runs /rug/ which in turn runs /cric/
>>73995165
>Stating facts about Aussies
Fixed that error for you
>>73995136
This is 100% accurate
*gets offended*
NEW THREAD
>>73995184
>>73995184
>>73995184
>>73995184
>>73995180
>more /nrl/ memes
Yawn
>>73995163
Based Scott Styris
>>73995194
>16 posts early
Autism
>>73995191
>p-p-please sponsor my migration I'm Microsoft certified!
NEW THREAD REMINDER
>>73995184
>>73995184
>>73995184
Hmm...
>subhuman coloured
KEK
Exterminate yourself
/frontpage/
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
My girlfriend doesn't have Facebook. I don't work with her. Her name is Natalie.
Then
Hmm
>tfw no Monique Ganderton wife
>>73996129
thank you walkie