Why is he so fat?

He is trying to improve by copying Messi's Sprite and Pizza diet, but it's not quite working out.

momentum equals mass times velocity

We had a kid in school who was probably 100kg and could still play forward like a motherfucker.

>>73984030
Good food

mans gotta eat

Coping mechanism for choking so much on the international level.

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Maybe the other ""strikers"" should gain some weight

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>>73984073
Laszlo knows what's up. How do you stop this tank?

Why is he so criminally underrated?

Just check his scoring stats.

Must have one of the best goal records in the last 7 or 8 years.

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>>73984317
Because >le choke for Argentina man, altough Messi chokes just as much

>>73984030
this is the ideal body type of an argentinian footballer

>>73984030
Damn...that bulge though.

>>73984030
>Piguain

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>>73984407
;)

>>73984274
DELETE STATS

le choke in finals man
le choke on donuts man
le statpad in dead leagues man

>>73984274
>Impossible to miss shots (that would guarantee Argentina a title) conversion rate: 0%

Should include that stat senpai

>>73984030
He's not fat. He's worth his weight in goals.

>>73984462
Le better than any english player man

>>73984496
>goals that gave Messi chance to win the World Cup, only if he managed to do something besides choking 1 on 1 vs Neuer
Included, fäm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iqpmO7B9Yk

>>73984395
Not dark enough for a swede tho

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>>73984462

>8 crucial goals (two of them were against Roma and Napoli)
>statpad

you brits don't know shit about football, go fiddle with your kids

>>73984030
Doesn't look that fat to me, he's average

>>73984274
Remove take on stats and he's shit

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Is this the Kim Bodnia thread?

>>73985793
Belotti? More like Scorealotti!

>>73985963

Okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddY6IXNPCAw

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>I rate Higuaeats

>>73985900
Total score doesn't count in the stats you choose to display in your chart, but all the relevant ones. Why the hell would you remove take-ons from strikers' comparison anyway?

He's a fucking choker.

>inb4 hurr durr flag messi chokes too look at these goals vs palermo xDDD

No fuck off Real Madrid sent him away because he kept choking chances and costing them titles and cost Napoli CL qualification and has done next to nothing in any final he's been involved in.

>>73986065
Higuain had far superior goalscoring ratio to Benzema, the reason why Madrid decided to sell him is because Benzema is typologically much better suited to be Ronaldo's cuck

>>73986047
Would you take him over Suarez or Messi?

>>73986087
Benzema was far more valuable in major games and finals than Higuain so fuck off with that nonsense.

le madrid reject man

>>73986087
>le cuck meme XD
Higuaín is a choker and all the stats you throw will never change anything you Slav

>>73984274
Serie a defenders tho

>3 at the back meme

>>73986151
Chelsea have 3 at the back

>>73986119
Messi plays different position and different role, we've been through this in previous thread.
>over Suarez
In current form, yes.
>>73986125
>>73986138
I don't see any arguments here

>>73986151
Fun fact - 3 at the back is more popular in EPL than in Serie A, where only 3 teams field it regulary. It's commonly associated with Italian football because of Conte, and Allegri continuing in that setup with Juve.

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>>73984030
THICCCCCCCCC

Is he still this fat?

>>73986218
scoring 5 instead of 3 goals against Eibar or Espanyol doesn't matter since the league has been determined by points season after season, which have been hopelessly lost against the better team(s). Real Madrid with Higuain struggled to get past fucking Lyon and never reached the final, and that was with a better version of Ronaldo for fucks sake.

It's incredible watching such a fat guy sprint so fast.
It's not fair.

>>73986278
We can hardly prove that's solely because of Higuain though, can we? They've changed half of their starting 11 and several managers since then

>>73986341
Real Madrid were still fighting for the league and Copa del Rey and were still struggling against decent to mediocre teams in the CL knockout rounds, just as they are now. There was a minor change at best.

>>73984274
>loses to suarez in every relevant stat

>>73986423
mate he has a higher total score that's all that matters

he aged like crazy

>>73986423
It's extremely close in goalscoring ratio, and Suarez is only better in creativity. In pure #9 stats Higuain leads, and the most important one - conversion rate - isn't in the chart. You can probably guess who is the best there.

>>73986341
Merely a coincidence :^)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNYAYR35AXM

>>73986435
If they were attacking midfielders, Suarez would have higher total score, and so would Ibrahimovic most likely. The priorities for strikers are different.

>>73986469
>anecdotical evidence
You can make entire compilations of misses like this for every single attacking player in history.

>>73984274
shot accuracy is the most useless stat on there

>>73986527
I should have put "total shots" there too, Higuain takes the second lowest number after Aguero and yet almost reaches Suarez' goal per match number.

>>73985968
Yee boiiiiii

>>73986560
shot accuracy isn't a shots to goals ratio.
I think it's soemthing like how many shots are on the goal rathere than off.Which doesn't mean that he's a better shot, he may simply be taking easier shot, that are more precise but also get saved more often.

>>73986218
Higuain also plays in an easier league
Suarez = 21 in 29 = 0.72
Higuain = 18 in 26 = 0.69

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>>73984871
>arg
>white

LOL

>>73984296
wew lad

>>73986483
Well lets look at your useless stats then:
He scored 8 CL goals in his 7 seasons at RM, only 2 of them were in the knockout (relevant) phase:
One against the mighty CSKA Moscow (4-1)
The other one against Galatasaray (3-0)
GOAT

>>73986151
>La Liga defense is Lel Liga tier

>>73986670
>Higuain also plays in an easier league

It's easier to score in Serie A? Barça scores over fives goals regulary. Sansone scored in liga as much as he did last season in Serie A in only half a season.

>>73986990
No, Barça very rarely score 5 goals, they have maybe twice this season. Statistically speaking Serie A is the weakest of the top 4.

>>73984030
thanks for that WC win fattie

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>>73986639
Yeah I know, just saying that I could have put more stats there and total number shots puts the goalscoring ratio itself in better perspective.
>>73986670
And Suarez also plays next to Messi. Literally no difference between playing against the likes of Rayo or Palermo, and Higuain has good record against top teams --> >>73985793
>>73986817
>7 seasons
That's misleading, in total it was "only" 25 appearances. 0.35 goalscoring ratio isn't as stellar as his league record, but it isn't embarrassing either. And at Juve so far, he's improving his CL stats (3 goals in 5 appearances)

>>73984871
Is the arshenteena is white meme still relevant?

>>73987100
>3 goals in 5 appearances
Yes a shoddy penalty against Lyon and 2 against possibly the worst or 2nd worst team in the CL (Dinamo Zagreb)

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>>73987158
Exactly