Pickup Basketball General

>dunk in pickup basketball infront of grill
>instantly get her wet

>was 5'10 in middle school, forced to play center because I was the tallest guy on the team
>barely grew after that
>now I'm automatically a guard in pickup games

I can't handle or shoot for shit, but I always surprise people with my post game and shot blocking.

>be manlet who can't shoot
>have quick hands and good footwork from doing martial arts, though
> focus on playing good defense and stealing the ball
>Always get picked early for this

>>73983322
>>was 5'10 in middle school, forced to play center because I was the tallest guy on the team

iktfb

>be indian
>all the white kids think im good at basketball because I have dark skin
>i'm fucking terrible
>they never notice
>still get picked first every time

How do I learn to drive to my left. I can only literally go right and it's too predictable

>>73983733
I had that same problem and there's no magic fix, you know what you need to do.

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>>73983185
>tallest guy on at the park/gym is 6'6
>I'm the 6'1
>mfw I'm the second tallest guy there so I always stuck guarding him
>mfw I just want to play shooting guard or small forward and rain down 3s like the white guy I am

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>6'4-6'5
>People literally tell me to get down low every possession
Fuck that, I'm a shooting guard\distributor at heart

>>73983956

>6'2 170lb lank
>tell me to guard a 5'10 250lb bulk
>get boxed out with absurd shoving
>i won't call foul cause not a pussy

6'3
Designatied shooter
Literally Kyle Korver

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>>73986591
>pssst.... you take the rookie minimum?

>>73983747
First to arrive and last to leave?

>6'0
>no handles
>no jumpshot
>pass like Jason Williams
>defend well because I have quick feet and play against manlets
>whether we win or lose depends on shooters
>tfw I am white Rondo

>6'2
>lean muscular
>quick
>can dunk with both hands (when wide open)
>average passer
>able to defend ok
>good rebounder (unless fags foul for rebound)
>never get into a fight over a meaningless game

feels good

>>73986833
Lmao gladly