/cric/

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>just clipped the off-stump

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>switch hit

I'm cricket

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>french cut

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>doosra

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>carrom ball

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>the WACA

>>73981452
Somebody told me cricket is gay. Hmm really made me think

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>County Cricket

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>Old Trafford

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>sydney grade cricket

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>wattle glen rules

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>/cric/

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>Durham

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>>73981498
>phone poster

>Full toss

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>Duckworth-Lewis

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>"greentexting"

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>inswinging yorkers to tailenders

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>Harsha Bogle

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>mid-order batsman who doubles as a medium pace bowler

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>concussion substitutes

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>part time off breaks

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>dinner breaks

Stop it you fucking cocksuckers

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>Bradman

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>>73981534
>>73981564
>phone poster

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>pitched outside leg

>>73981577
reminder that if I hadn't revive the last dying thread with my intelligent and humorous hatposting this community would be writhing in the dirt like the pathetic worm it is.

Anyone here build revell or airfix kits?

>>73981617
yeah

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>umpire's call

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>rock'n roll that please

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>benis

>>73981617
ive put revell slot cars together

Australia T20 squad: Aaron Finch (c), Patrick Cummins, James Faulkner, Travis Head, Moises Henriques, Michael Klinger, Chris Lynn, Tim Paine, Jhye Richardson, Billy Stanlake, Ashton Turner, Andrew Tye, Adam Zampa

>JUST

>>73981672
>DUDE WESTERN AUSTRALIA LMAO XDDD
God fucking dammit I hope Langer doesn't become the full-time coach.

The NSW-bias is a meme. This is just blatant
>Richardson
>Turner
the actual fuck

>>73981672
The T20 squad is always a joke

Remember when the debuted Bancroft as a keeper last year?

all me 2bh

>>73981619
What models have you made?

>>73981683
Didn't they also pick Shaun Tait against a full strength Indian team early last year? The selectors are knobs

>>73981664
Slot cars are great fun.

>>73981429

who's that qt?
sauce pls

crickets are insects, not athletes

>>73981714
a couple of dozen, currently working on a Swordfish Mk I

>>73981718
yeah, he averaged 8 balls an over kek

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>wrong 'un

Based Aussie selectors giving NZ a fighting chance

hello, /hoc/

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>>73981672
>aaron finch(c)

>>73981744
based Queensland fifth column

hello, /bundes/

@73981745
@73981765
Don't post here again. Thanks.

>>73981765
no this is /cric/

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What drinking lads?

>>73981789
no

>>73981823
a nice protein shake

gotta get big right haha

>>73981823
>wank tissue next to what is presumably a can of spray-on sunscreen

>>73981784
no

>uni facebook group mods doing it for free

How do i get a holly gf lads?

>>73981851
That's eucalyptus spray

The Warriors signed Tohu Harris, lads.

>>73981888
live in the /gong/ and be mentally ill lad

>>73981886
What did you say lad?

>>73981905
some witty banter about leaving a massive Australian ODI squad in the library dunny

>>73981896
>>>/sp/nba

>>73981914
Uni mod is a cuck lad. You should root his bf tbqh.

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>>73981896
Looks like that unfunny facebook Maori

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>>73981823

>>73981954
This causes the gateNEET to have a wet dream

#NoHomelessBan

>>73981961
Seats are going to have drink holders m8

>>73981938
Toast looks nice. Drink looks alright as well what ever it is.

>>73981988
Coffee lad

>>73982001
Yeah omw

>>73981938
going to make a /ck/ thread lad?

apparently you can brew beer using vegemite

>>73982023
i remember hearing about that when i was 6 as well

If Sri Lanka can beat South Africa then Australia is going to get fucking smashed in this T20 series with the squad they're using

Kek, kek lel lads

>>73981833
based musclekush

where have you been these last few months lad

Had a platypus on the line last week. There's no good fishing fresh water.

Beautiful area i took pictures but i can't find them.

morgo you here lad

>>73982122
how much money would I be needing to get started with fishing

I feel like I'm missing out on a core part of the Australian lifestyle by not doing it

https://www.zerotackle.com/team-list-knights-vs-tweed-head-seagulls-25161/

Will Poocastle lose to a Qld Cup team lads?

>>73981938
Put some cheese on that toast, then melt it and slather some more vegemite on top.

>>73982146
at least 10 grand lad

>>73982193
nice got that set aside

>>73982172
No, but I hope they o.

>>73982192
fuck off

Do not reply to Anne Erin.

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*blocks your path*

going to the gym soon AMA

>>73982219
Can you clean?

>>73982219
what kind of delivery do you bowl and what variations can you reliably put out and could I pick them

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>>73981429
>being so anally-devastated by the Eden Park ODI result that you refuse to acknowledge game 2 exists

>>73982228
>being so illiterate that you don't realise the upcoming games listed are all being played today

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>>73982215

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>>73982219
Are you a curry?

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>>73982230
>this thread won't last a week
>getting all mad at me because your "team" lost

>>73982146
Depends on where/what you want to fish. 100 dollars will set you up with a kit that will catch pretty much anything from shore. I have a 50 dollar reel and 20 dollar rod and it more than does the job. If you fish close to a high popular area, you'll be pushing to catch much. I'm on the sunshine coast and if you know where to go you can get a decent haul. In the end it depends whether you fish because you find it fun/relaxing or you fish to eat.

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>>73982146
$6

>>73982224
>>73982225
>>73982238
sorry lads im going to the gym now so i cant answer any more questions

>>73982260
I'll take your evasion as "Yes, I'm a curry"

>>73982122
It's because of all the gaycunts who go whitebaiting. They should be executed 2bh

>>73982238
slav girls belong to the muscular Indian race

>>73982272
lobotomise yourself

>>73982273
I have nothing against you curries, I just wanted to say don't fall into the "arms day every day" curry trap.

>>73982280
>you curries
Nope, just a white lad who has accepting that we CANNOT compete with the likes of Ajay.

>>73982288
based Ajay, how's Ivana lad

Gonna go running in the rain soon ama

>>73982298
still a muscular 3/10, going to roleplay as Hughsy tonight

>>73982302
Are you mentally ill?

>>73982302
hopefully more than 3 km this time m8

>>73982302
why did I do it?

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Would you inseminate her lads?

Decent bod, pretty horrendous face

>>73982325
Haven't seen this topic of discussion before

>>73982325
Absolutly. I think your being a tad harsh... her face is decent not quite horrendous imo

>>73982334
Don't you have a metal """music"""" blogpost to write?

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Leave Poo Peeland to me.

>>73982348
>Leave Marcus Stoinis to me

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ama

>>73982359
Have you ever kissed a female?

>>73982359
How's virginity treating you?

>>73982359
where do you place on the spectrum?

>>73982369
yeah
>>73982370
long gone
>>73982372
dunno probably nowhere

>>73982369
>>73982370
>>73982372
kek BSKs bullying the poopeelian NEETs

>>73982374
>>73982376
all me

>>73982376
all me tßh

>>73982359

How do you get it to say "Search Windows" it says "Ask me anything"

>>73982383
have you enabled cortana?

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AMA

>>73982406
How many triple cheese burgers you have for dinner lad?

>>73982256

Is it possible to catch fish with this set up?

>>73982479
Off the end of the busselton jetty yeah

>spending hours catching a tiny shitty fish
KEK why would you do this to yourself when you can run down to BK and grab 5 rodeos for $10

>>73981954
>phoneposting
>no crop
>headline uses the word "lit" with the ghetto flame emoji

JUST

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>>73982495
>chink doesn't understand outdoor living

what a surprise

Will Klinger be the first jew to play for Australia?

>>73982505
Chinks are the only cunts who fish the harbours in big cities. Filthy cunts

>>73982513
probably the muscular Hong Kongers

mainland chinks don't know how to fish for shit and Singaporeans think they're too good for it

>>73982512
Will Klinger (24 September 1972 − 31 January 2015) was a Croatian historian who specialized in modern Croatian and Yugoslav history m8

>>73982522
>Croatian """"""""live expectancy"""""""""""

>>73982512
shit selection Tbh, should have played five years ago
on that note, why the FUCK did South Australia drop him for fucking Botha

>>73982519
what about Taiwanese/Greek hybrids

>>73982535
thought kyrigos was crossed with some indo princess not a taiwanese one

>>73982545
turns out his mum was malay actually

>literal royalty
>give it all up to marry a wog tradie

kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>73982545
was literally talking about Statsworm mate

>>73982558
statsy is 100% gook

just posted a muscular /cric/ meme in /Russia/ on /int/ lads

AMA

>>73982601
give us a link

>>73982608
>>>/int/70660682

>>73982610
vintage

>Jason Floros coming in at #9

Exactly why is he a state contracted player again?

>>73982617
designated ACT quota

>>73982626
>le fugg le aye see tea xddd

>>73982479
That's how I caught fish off the wharf when I was a whippersnapper.

>Michael Klinger (born 4 July 1980) is an Australian cricketer currently listed with Western Australia and the Perth Scorchers. His nickname is "the Jewish Bradman".

Hmm

>>73982626
yes sorry not enough NSWelshmen

For the last forty years, there have been very few years during which there has not been at least one Jewish cricketer playing State cricket.

>>73982664
Hmm

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how many do you think are jews

>>73982664
Didn't know the Jew played sport tßh.

Apparently there's a tiny bit of local interest thanks to the south african jews

>>73981672
I don't mind klinger, but what the fuck are richardson and turner doing there.

Christian, steketee, ahmed, beer, green, quiney, cooper, white, botha, dunk and abott all had better seasons than those 2

>>73982674
most people probably also don't know they control all the world's banks

they're cunning like that

>>73982455
Had kfc tonight lad

>>73982704
Turner makes sense kinda, not Richardson though. He's far too erratic to be considered great in domestic cricket, let alone internationals.
Literally Tait but 20 kph slower

>>73982706
Well I knew that, just never suspected Abe Heisenberg would be able to chuck a googly.

Great season finale to Teen Wolf lads. That last scene had me choking up. Cant wait for the last 10

>>73982724
hope you're being ironic lad

>start uni
>no gf
>straight As
>graduate
>get a job
>still no gf

>>73982710
good man

>>73982728
Not at all la

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>>73982731
Gotta quit 4chan for a gf m8.

there's a guy in my class who's either australian or new zealandperson what do I do

>>73982784
If he's a Poo Peelander he'll pronounce "i" as "u" and "u" as "i". If that's the case, stay away from him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA
crash course

always amazes me how people get the New Zealand and Australian accents confused. New Zealand's accent is probably closer to South Africa than Australia

>>73982784
ask him about marmite vs vegemite

>>73982784
go up to him and say strooth maate sheet a breek and see what happens.

>>73982784
If he's poopeelia he'll pronounce "i" as "ee" and u as "ah". If that's the case, stay away from him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
crash course

>>73982805
>doesn't do the abo chant

why bother singing.

>>73982773
based Sean

>>73982801
I was in america last year and they always asked if i was british and i have a country accent

>>73982784
Go up to him and introduce yourself, if he does a 30min "welcome to country" do a 360 and walk away. If he performs a fierce "haka" war dance, become his mate.

>>73982828
>30min "welcome to country"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmwxGIzJCy8

>>73982139
yeah lad ama

>>73982801
Overseas, I've had Australians ask me if I was from Melbourne.

>>73982824
I went on exchange to Hong Kong and they all thought I was English there. Same when I visited Ireland and England.

>>73982842
You'd think they'd say Gold Coast instead

I tawk loik thus
and yew tawwk loik thees

>>73982844
Tbf though I did grow up in Adelaide and >our accent is more english

You now remember Krazyrapist sperging out about how there is no regional variation in Australian accents and that everyone speaks like they're from the east coast

>>73982784
ask him to say 6
if he says sux then he's kiwi
if he says sex then he's aussie

>>73982863
that's just a nice way of calling you inbred saxshit you dumb cunt

>>73982868
Objectively, Sydney has by far the filthiest accent.

>>73982872
Saxon has probably never been to Adelaide, he lives on a farm somewhere

>>73982881
literally says he's from Adelaide on his facebook bio

>>73982874
Only because of the wog population. The anglo celtic population sound the same as the rest

>>73982883
and he lives on a farm m8

someone nabbed his IP from the twitter and posted the town he lives in

>>73982889
>the twitter
surely you don't mean the /cric/ twitter that cuckiel used to harass a politician

>>73982898
of course

saxon spewed his bigoted, hate filled rhetoric all over it at the start

>>73982889
how can you live on a farm and be a xenophobic racist piece of shit? Doesn't make any sense, literally NEVER seen a muslim.

>>73982906
someone said this to him a year ago and he unironically said that he knows all about life in the city thanks to /pol/ and what his """friends""" tell him. He literally thinks there's a muslim invasion of Australia for this reason.

krazykuckholds karma hasn't gone up in over 2 weeks lads, is he alright?

Reckon Daniel could take Matt in a fight?

Sure, Matt is muscular and based but Daniel is smarter, he even goes to uni and doesn't believe in god

It's an intriguing match up. No doubt Daniel has the intellectual advantage, his enlightened outlook on spirituality and his broad-minded musical tastes testament to this.

Matt's obnoxiously muscular physical assault might catch Daniel out early. I think that would be Matt's tactics.

DO NOT count out Daniel's ability to deal with adversity however, like he and his family did in the face of Christchurch's collapse, and Ivana's continued rejections of his pursuing of her.

shut the fuck up daniel

You are literally the worst poster on /cric/. Worse than autistic memespouter, worse than Obesitygoose, worse than that trap spammer. You contribute nothing of value apart from samefagging your own retarded shitty life, making it seem as if this board is obsessed with you but literally no one gives a fuck.

You have a shit degree, a shit lifestyle, a shit physique, a shit taste in music and a shit personality. And don't even get me started on that superiority complex. Why you even post here is beyond me - it seems nothing more than an extended exercise in masochism, to be honest.

So seriously Daniel, unless you have anything important, anything noteworthy, anything of even less value than that civil major, kindly do us all a favour and don't speak.

>>73982931
this is what Daniel was referring to when he talked about "(You)s that would drive a man to suicide".

>>73982917
>Saxshit's entire seething world view is based off chinese whispers opinions of his twink mates

kek

KEK

>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-01/prince-leonard-of-hutt-river-principality-abdicates-to-son/8232730

That is the latest news folks

>>73982938
Unironically visted Hutt River and got the royal tour once

You'd think the guy would have a bit of sense of humour about it, but he takes it VERY seriously

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reminder Daniel holds these "opinions"
>Boult and Southee are good bowlers
>125 kph balls short of a good length qualifies as aggressive """"chin music""""
>Brian Lara was bad, despite admitting to never seeing him play
>Santner is a good bowler
>Poo Peeland are getting a BBL team
>Boult and Southee bowl at an appropriate pace
>Boult and Southee qualify as fast medium bowlers
>Ivana is a virgin

>still bullying GODiel
poobsessed

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>>73982951

reminder daniel knows more about cricket than (You)

anyone have the pasta from daniel's linkedin? I'm trying to track it down

Daniel on murder watch

Imagine being so obsessed with a pasty 20-year-old nerd from NZ that you'd dedicate a folder to him and still be regurgitating his posts and your seething replies a year after he'd walked away from you in disgust.

>daniel doesnt even post here anymore
>you're all still obsessed with him
autism

based danny

>>73982965
does daniel not age? I swear he was 20 during the CWC and that was 2 years ago

>>73982958
>>73982965
shut the fuck up daniel

You are literally the worst poster on /cric/. Worse than autistic memespouter, worse than Obesitygoose, worse than that trap spammer. You contribute nothing of value apart from samefagging your own retarded shitty life, making it seem as if this board is obsessed with you but literally no one gives a fuck.

You have a shit degree, a shit lifestyle, a shit physique, a shit taste in music and a shit personality. And don't even get me started on that superiority complex. Why you even post here is beyond me - it seems nothing more than an extended exercise in masochism, to be honest.

So seriously Daniel, unless you have anything important, anything noteworthy, anything of even less value than that civil major, kindly do us all a favour and don't speak.

>>73982970
kek no he wasn't

>>73982965
>>73982966
he literally regularly posts here and I call him out for it every tme

I was born and raised in Christchurch, New Zealand, but with the 2011 earthquakes my family and I relocated to Auckland, where I have lived since.

In Christchurch I attended Christ's College boys school, and in Auckland attended Auckland Grammar School until the end of Sixth Form, when I shifted to ACG's Senior College in town for my final high school year. I studied Mathematics (both statistics and calculus), Physics and Chemistry throughout high school, and was accepted into Engineering at University of Auckland, where I am currently studying, in my second year, specialising in Mechanical Engineering.

Outside of academics my passions lie almost entirely with music, I both write my own music and play in a band, and write about music in an online blog that I have run since 2012. I spent much of 2013 and 2014 composing what will be my band's debut album, but issues with personnel have prevented us from completing it. We currently have a stable lineup and hope to record the album during this year, as well as begin playing live shows. My music blog has been arguably much more successful than my music career (although hopefully not for long), with my reviews gaining support for being in-depth, and for contributing to the successes of bands who were unknown before I reviewed them.

Although music dominates my extra-curricular life, I still try to find time for sport; I am a lifelong fan of cricket and a casual fan of rugby, and I play squash whenever I can find the time. I have recently been improving my fitness with hope to start playing casual cricket again this summer, after being out of the game since before I moved to Auckland.

Most of my work experience comes from outside of both academics and music, due to my family's businesses, most notably The New Zealand School of Food and Wine, where I still work part-time. I have been making coffee and serving customers since I was very young, and have been involved in teaching the barista course for the last few years.

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>>73982954
>>73982956
>>73982958
>>73982965
>>73982966
>>73982969
daniel pls go

>>73982966
>daniel doesnt even post here anymore
KEK
just because he doesn't post ebin /sp/ memes on his facebook anymore doesn't mean he's gone. He literally posted his face on /fa/ a few weeks ago, what makes you think he'd avoid /sp/.

remember when daniel was taking creepshots of some chink that played for Hong Kong in the engineering lab at his university?

>>73982977
You call everyone Daniel. I type one word and get called Daniel. You're a fucking dull cunt.

>>73982981
>3 (three) / 10 (ten)
reminder to take the Ninapill

>>73982982
in a haircut thread or what

http://theprogmind.com/2016/01/21/introducing-daniel-hay/

“I am a 19-year-old mechanical engineering student from the distant island colony on the other side of the world known as New Zealand. I have been a big fan of progressive music since I was 14, and have been writing reviews since I was 16, on my own progressive music Facebook blog called The Exoskeletal Junction (formerly known from 2012-15 as The 10th Doctor of Prog).

Outside of reviewing, I spend an unnecessarily large amount of time watching cricket (the progressive rock of sports), and have my own band called The Dark Third.

Some of my favourite artists include Porcupine Tree, Anathema, Alcest, Opeth, Leprous and Marillion.

>the progressive rock of sports

>>73982987
hi danny. Don't get to mad lel

>>73982987
Daniel

>>73982989
no he started his own thread and wrote about 6 novels describing what he wants his look to be

Good day sir, my name is Daniel.

I’m a 20 year old New Zealander (annexed-Australian for you Big Strong Americans). I watch cricket every day, and spend my days perfecting my PUA techniques and reviewing music from superior black metal bands (Burzum, Alcest, Deafheaven)

I train with my copy of The God Delusion every day, this superior piece of literature can disprove the fallacy of religion and, coupled with my IQ of 250, means that theists cannot keep up with me in intellectual debate. I earned my fedora two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I shitpost fluently, both /cric/ and the /rug/ dialect, and I memewell as well. I know everything about mechanical engineering and their virginity code, which I follow 100%

When I get my visa, I am moving to England to attend a prestigious Durham county game to learn more about their magnificent cricket club. I hope I can become Ivana’s boyfriend or finally make my car stop stinking!

I own Durham whites, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to England, so I can fit in easier. I shitpost Australians and curries, and say “desu” as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond desu.

Wish me luck in England!

The lingering aroma of rotting flesh is a potent reminder to Celia Hay of the day her teenage son Daniel was murdered into their Auckland apartment.

>>73983000
KEK, looking it up on the archive now

I wish I saw it, haven't been on /fa/ for ages

>>73982992
>cricket (the progressive rock of sports)
every fucking time lads

>>73982993
>>73982996
daniel hardly swears. newcunts exposed gtfo

>>73983006
link

>>73983009
based statsy

>>73983009
Daniel literally does swear, I guess you've never seen him get hot under the collar when krazy5'10" exposes his lack of cricket knowledge

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well?

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cant remember what this one was

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>>73981823
Probably the most fedoracore beer besides Guinness, but I was feeling it.

>>73983014
no one called up out for being daniel despite several /cric/ posters cross boarding so I probably won't find it

>>73983006
I don't browse /fa/, it was linked here
It wasn't that exciting like a full on raid, no /fa/ posters would know him so they took him seriously. One person said he doesn't look older than 18 kek

>>73983027
was his face in the OP?

>>73983018
I have seen him sperg. But casual swearing? Nah. Freshcunt get the fuck back on the ferry back to Newton.

>>73983028
Yeah lad, and his mum

>>73983027
I also take it this was in early january? I wasn't in any of these threads at that point

>>73982023
That's why its banned from all prisons.

kek found it lads

https://warosu.org/fa/thread/S12124056#p12124056

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>>73983027
did it use this pic?

I posted this pic in /cric/ during a daniel dump, and someone reposted it on /fa/ the next day

dont think it got much traction

>I'm in a metal band as the lead singer and guitarist if that makes any difference so my casual wear includes band t-shirts and jeans, the weather here can change quite a lot but it's usually pretty cold.

>I mainly want to know how to expand and use my favourite colour (purple) and favourite coat (the one I'm wearing) more effectively.

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>>73983041
>Pic related is what I wore at my mums birthday last weekend. (I'm on the right)
KEK

>>73983046
what a cutie

>>73983044
>this is actually daniel and not a seething poopeelian making comedy daniel threads on /fa/
kys

>>73983051
no way is OP 18+

reminder that Daniel tried to organise a meetup at c1 coffee in elitechurch on instagram and the only reply was from his mum asking if he wanted to be picked up

Before you guys get too far ahead of yourselves, I made the thread on /fa/.

>>73983046
what went wrong?

>>73983059
If you didn't use that trip I may have believed you

>>73983063
reminder this was literally the highlight of his life

>>73983052
cant reverse psychology me daniel

kYs

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>>73983057
daniel's social media """presence""" is genuinely depressing

he LITERALLY uses the Dark Turd account to beef up his likes

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>>73983067

>>73982146
The best part of fishing for me is getting drunk on a boat with mates. Buy a $10 kids rod from cash converters and only throw a line in twice, you'll have 90% as much fun as the blokes who buy boats and $15,000 carbon fibre kevlar weave rods with ace pro wizardry spinning reels and handmade hooks made by blind Peruvian monks optimized for bluefin tuna.

And you wont have to spend 6 hours at the end of the day hosing all that shit off.

>>73983065
Ok then.

>>73983065
i only believe him because he has the trip

>>73983073
Based fucking hugh
Come to think of it Danny hasn't appeared with hughsy on fb recently, he only hangs out with his slav immigrant """music"""" friends

>>73983083
hugh and daniel had a falling out, some kiwi met hugh at a party and he said daniel was weird

>>73983074
Worst part of fishing is the fish smell

it's like fuking tar, you just cant wash it off

>ywn be in the elite social circle that is the Auckland Uni engineering school
why live lads?

>>73784511
>>73784686
>>73785351

>>73983094
t. daniel

Nobody gives a shit about engineering poodents

daniel

>>73983102
what are you studying as part of your current narrative mate? wasn't it law or some shit? or are you still pretending to be a business owner?

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anyone got the ajay edit of this?

>>73983102
Reminder that the Daniels Adventures at university was the best /cric/ arc and your pathetic attempts to top him have always fallen short.

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>>73983116
>it literally was

>>73983108
>LE WOD IS UR NARRADIVE
In 2nd year law. I technically own businesses if you count shares. And I managed the donut shop last summer.

Saw shitspouter at the Auckland Airport Dunkin Donuts lads

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>>73983111

Reminder that Basedchurch chewed Daniel up and spat him out.

Reminder that he couldn't cut it in the southern hemisphere's most elite city.

>>73983116
I will never be doxxed m8.

>>73983116
hi danny!

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>>73983116
remember when he organised a nz/cric/ meetup and was the only one to show?

anyone got those caps of daniel melting down and 'quitting' /sp/?

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>>73983136

remember when daniel bragged about almost getting a gf and then she got doxxed within the space of two hours?

>>73983124
ELITE truthie
genuinely fled the city with his feminine cock tucked between his legs

>>73983088
Toothpaste my man. Gets it off straight away

>>73983124

This. He literally gets PTSD thinking of the quakes. Pathetic.

Daniel should have died in the earthquake, instead he ran away like the coward he is

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I still remember the day daniel was doxxed and all the atheist shit came up

one of the best /cric/ threads

The lingering aroma of stale rubbish is a potent reminder to Celia Hay of the day she and her teenage boys, Oliver and Daniel, swooped into their earthquake-ravaged apartment to collect as many valuables as they could carry after the Christchurch earthquake on February 22. The stale smell still taints the family car; a less than pretty aromatic reminder of a bag of rubbish they also took out with them.

Sources tell me the the "big" earthquake is coming.

So I'm in the process of looking at Melbourne law schools.

>>73983158
remember after the RWC when he unironically greentexted on facebook

>GODiel made his country's news and (You) didn't

Embarrassing tbqh.

>>73982023
so you say you can make beer from left over brewers yeast? this is news in australia?

>>73983168
I have a job in Australia. You do not.

Your thoughts on these facts?

something smells like absolute shit

Don't engage him.

*desperately tries to banter with the lads*

>>73983165
Been seeing a LOT of meme arrows on facebook lately especially in Trump threads/arguments

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>>73983165
I also remember him sperging out at his brother for misusing a /cric/ meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSi5A75-e2g

>>73983181
Oh fuck reality checks "suicide note"
that was after Daniel "left", right?

>>73983172
why dont you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice over it while you are busy at it?

>Weird moment, just gave Mikael from Opeth one of our cassettes. He was just checking out at Real Groovy but fortunately the staff had conveniently placed us right at the exit so I could buy one and give it to him.

>>73983184
several days later according to my muscular memory

>subhuman coloured still desperately trying to "banter with the lads" while LARPing about surgery and his fantasy of migrating with his nigger herd to Australia
KEK

Exterminate yourself

>>73983187
This sounds like something one of my gay friends would say

>>73983184
>>73983190
the Indonesia narrative was the best though

Lads.

Daniel vs. Saxon in a fight to the death.

Who wins and how?

>>73983190
literally exposed himself as a fraud on his own facebook, I was still recovering over the emotional goodbye novel

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>>73983172
>>73983177
>>73983178
>>73983179
based courtney does NOT approve of your racism saxon

>>73983205
Hmm...