/heem/: Family is Everything Edition

Brendan Schaub is the best natural UFC heavyweight in history.

Who is your favorite female UFC fighter currently on the roster?

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Schaub is God

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>>73980182
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>>73980188

Swabbies have to clean their fucking ears AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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/asp/ bound

>>73980210
If we get sent to /asp/ I will scatpost all of /sp/

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>>73980210
Not happening partner

>>73980223
I wish you were the actual scatpsycho

That would bro-tier

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Which heavyweight could take on Goro?

post your walk out music
discuss which fighters have best music
I remember some guy coming out to m83 once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLCuL-K39eQ

>night on bald mountain claimed

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>>73980266
Shawn Jordan would heem him

>>73980267
>post your walk out music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg

>>73980267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXs1fWCgOW4

Think I might have a new walkout

Shit is fire

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Reminder Aldo got knocked out on purpose just to see what it felt like, he's a random kinda guy.

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Good evening, and Schaub Bless my guys.

>>73980267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ

BJ Penn has the best walkout

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*blocks your path*

honestly 100% convinced spergy is the spammer

Guys I shitpost a lot and talk shit to damn near everyone of you, but you are all good dudes.

If we were stranded on a Large island with every other general on 4chan, I'd be glad to stand by you 6'4 brick shit houses before any other fucking faggoty general thread.

Even you scatspammer

>>73980383
wtf lol

>>73980323
*says hes straight and he leaves*

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Can't wait to see Yoelito heem Bisbong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7RU_tl_hpE
Valentina Shevchenko is dancing from the heart

>>73980410
Does this just prove how insecure Conor is?

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>>73980428

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>>73980383

Thanks anon

>>73980267
I know this has been posted before, but it's easily the best I've ever seen.

http://streamable.com/j8w40

>>73980438
Shogun a cute

>>73980383
Thanks bud. I'd try to climb some trees and shit with you, we are all /heem/

>>73980428
Hanging out with a known roider so he can get quick hints?

Par for the course.

Worth noting that goobs has those little ab scar bump that literally every single roider have.

>>73980383
I love every here, even sperg adan. *portions just enough dip*

>>73980267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONFVIfrPQxc
why cant we be friends
after I get introduced as the huntington beach sad boy

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>>73980383
Schaub bless you brother. I wouldn't ever tell anyone I'm a Schaubposter though, they might cook me lol

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>>73980482

>>73980483
you too bud I dont even care that we're bein all faggy lmao

*portions way more dip than the amount that was instructed during training*

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>>73980267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nIN6Ciw1Ws

>>73980266
Kintaro ez pz

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Guys, I really want to see Derrek Heem Travith. It would be the icing on cake knowing Ronda is NEVER returning while she witness her man get blacksploded with the final move to lellator. Among expecting too much from Black Beast?

>>73980563
Travis isn't with Edmund anymore
There's no telling what will happen

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"Ngannou? Yeah, I think it's time we shut Conor down"

>>73980205
>>73980188

>Replying to yourself

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>>73980647

>>73980506
I hadn't seen that before. Pretty much confirms to me the manlet is a roider.

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we are all /heem/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm_3qHzROgw

WE

ARE

LIVE

>>73980657

You're the biggest loser on all of heem

>>73980670
Who is brave enough to call

>>73980410

Lel lil guy trying to flex next to a real stud

>>73980680
no one did last week

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>>73980685
So I'm having a conversation with Allistarr Overeem and let me tell you, the guy is a complete STUD. He's waiting an hour in waiting room for this meeting and just let's me know how he feels about his contract, I said we'll see what happens and take it from there.

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>>73980678
I know you are, but what am I?

>>73980725

Clean your ears. You're here ALL DAY!

STUDBOY LIVE

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>>73980563
Well...I don't think Browne has enough time between now and the fight to detox all the Edmond from his system so it could happen. But leaving Glendale is also a pretty strong sign that he's not with Rousey anymore since she'll never leave her surrogate father.

>>73980736
so are you lol

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>>73980736
I do clean my ears and yeah I am here all day. I can tell you one thing though, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

>>73979888
>Sylvia was a 2-time champ while Fedor was in Pride. If you think he's garbage you're basically conceding that Fedor would've run over everybody in the UFC during that time.

Anyone who thinks that Fedor wouldn't have run train on the UFC heavyweight division in his prime is being retardedly ahistorical.

>>73980772

Lol no I'm not Adan (another sperg who is here all day)

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huh? where am I? What happened?

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>>73980773
So what's your story bud?

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>>73980813
I'll save /heem/ the massive blogpost. Just know 3 things. I love MMA, I love my city, I love /heem/.

>>73980795
I'm only here during the day when I don't have to do site meetings and close jobs

when we're not that busy, I'm usually in the office

>>73980670
Call in, pussy

>>73980832
>I'll save /heem/ the massive blogpost.
lol pussy

anyway, good for you. me too

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>>73980813
>I will never have a gf as perfect as Megan

just heem me now

Am I wasting potential by training Kick Boxing and not BJJ since I am Brazilian?

All the decent Jiu academies near me are so expensive

>>73980868
>perfect
>legally a midget
pick one

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>>73980868
it hurts

this shit is lame. this guy is a babbling idiot and takes forever to ask a question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiInlmHLLqs

WE

ARE

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

>>73980779
There was a guy the other night that said that Cormier was basically the same as Fedor except better in every way. The amount of revisionism regarding his career is just absurd.

>>73980988
Fedor has a dozen or so quality wins.

Cormier has about a half dozen.

Cormier is by far the better fighter though. And he actually fought barnett instead of being a bitch about it for years.

>>73980813
>>73980876
other girl is hotter in both images

>>73980988
The amount of revisionism on Cormier?

Are you serious?

>>73981066
who the fuck is that guy

>>73981070
Sage Northcutt

>>73981066
>>73981070
me on the right

>>73980526
>tigerboi having anything on dragon men

>>73981048
Revisionism regarding Fedor's career, not Cormier's.

Kek

>>73981095
is that actually you

>>73981115
lol I was gonna say holay bud

You guys think Eddie is a ool guys right? All those theories and shit. JRE shows. People forget that he was arrested for attempted murder bak in '06. This isn't a joke or a prank or some other shit. I'm being for real.

The Videos Eddie Bravo doesn't want you to see. Show others the truth. Don't be a 196'er

I'm the shill? No Eddie and his cronies are the shills.

https://webmshare.com/play/PYdYo
https://webmshare.com/play/59w98

>>73981168
nigga I ain't clickin' that shit

>>73981168
Eddie is still ducking Renato after all these years, kind of pathetic really. But I understand not wanting to face such a dangerous opponent.

>>73981183
I don't blame him, Laranja submitted an entire Village

>>73981168
He's a man of colour in the United States, no shit he's been arrested for attempted murder. That's basically a rite of passage.

>>73981204
I bet if a BJJ guy defended himself from an attack via choke in the USA the attacker would try to get them arrested for attempted murder

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>Hey Jamie,go and find us this mma general on 4chan

>its spelled heem,H-E-E-M

>there we go

>oh my god look at this shit,all the flags,pics and memes,isnt that cool Eddie?

>hooooly shit they're even roleplaying as fighters,thats ridiculous

>look at that,there are pics of Brendan everywhere,what the fuck

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*blocks your path*

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*portions braincells*

>>73981217
I like this copypasta

>>73981227
>nattyfighter.jpg

>>73981228

lal

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>>73981227

Step aside

>>73981228
kek

>>73981257

He looks like an ape with those long arms

>>73981257
>filename

Jeremy, is that you?

is anyone gonna call into Stud radio or should I turn this off?

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>>73980725
A Schaubhomo

>>73981228
100% bro, 100%

>>73981168
>nah FUCK EM

damn that's scary.
what's the story here? who is who and why?

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>>73981227

*buys an outfit worth more than your total purse after slaughtering you*

>>73981337
Why doesn't this rich homosexual have someone to carry his bags?

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>>73981350

Dillon is not pictured in the photo

>>73981366
Why does McGregor need two BJJ coaches?

what your eyes

>>73981385
John is his "bjj" coach. But Dillon is the real bjj coach. Some murmurs being spread say Dillion is the real all around coach too. That John is being fazed out somewhat

>>73981385
because one is only a black belt in paddy potato no jutsu

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Thoughts on this pic of Paige?

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>>73980900
HNNNG

>>73981217
Pretty accurate. The outstanding thing about /heem/ threads any time of day is to include Schaubposting

btw Conor can and will land on Mayweather and hurt him

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>>73981541

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>Brett Okamoto
>Per sources, not official yet but UFC has targeted Rashad Evans vs. Daniel Kelly at middleweight for UFC 209 on March 4 in Las Vegas.

>>73980176
>falling for the 'keep a nigga' baby


schaub confirmed retard

if Alexa Grasso wanted you to cum in her pussy and she told you she wasnt on birth control, would you do it?

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>>73981565
So did this happen by accident?

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>Hi guys, I’m John Kavanagh, BJJ black belt since march 2007 from Matt Thornton (straight Blast Gym). I come from Dublin, Ireland. My academies are sbgireland.com and mjolnir.is . I was basically self taught/coached. I’m a mechanical engineer and a nice guy
My main titles are: European champion bjj at purple belt
FILA world silver medal
few mma titles, 9-3
>9-3
>Sherdog has him 3-3

>>73981569
>implying I'd give her the choice
I'd implant my seed as many times as humanly possible before my dick tore off from friction.

>>73981563
Evans is never getting medically cleared again.

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>>73981563
Rashad is safe to fight another day.. Ol' Man Kelly will get finished

>>73981599
Daniel "/heem/'s dad" Kelly is going to decision the absolute fuck out of Suga.

>>73981583
>European champion bjj at purple belt

Explains Conor's level lol

>>73981575
>"""net""" worth
>considers all the money you have earned over your life
>doesnt consider spending at all

oh fuck i'm a millionaire

Who honestly thinks Thompson will beat Tyron?

>>73981622
Better question is who the fuck is putting money on him given the new judging criteria? If the last fight had happened under those rules, Thompson lost decisively.

>>73981614
watching ufc long enough you can tell most belts are bs, only when you got a blackbelt out there do you know they are somewhat good, but not all blackbelts are even close to equal.

there's plenty of soft blackbelts to grapple in mma. but wretling and striking makes some mma blackbelts superior, same with gracie blackbelts usually having an edge

>>73981622
I do, I think Wonderboy will be ready for his negro manlet stylings this time around. I think it will be like Rory/Wonderboy

>>73981622
He won three rounds last time all he has to do is win one more in the second fight or just not get 10-8ed

>>73981647
>>73981650
>whitebois

Smh

>>73981645

Some people are black belts only in the defensive sense, in that they are competent enough to survive but you'll never see them pulling guard or anything like that.

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>>73981647
>>73981650

>>73981650
>or just not get 10-8ed

He got 10-8ed twice.

>>73981660
That lay and pray in the first round didn't amount to shit

>tfw no sitcom of Wonderboy and Woodley as roommates

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why do we allow the retired fighter meme poster to cuck us into using his threads

why are guys like Tyron Woodley so dumb and smelly?

>>73981658
i guess that makes sense, and every asshole can rnc, triangle and gullotine

so the high level are the ones with blackbelt defense and offense

>>73981669
He landed a ton of strikes and bombs, busting him open

>>73981669

Should've been a 10-8

>>73981583

You don't have to be a great athlete to be a great coach.

why is there another JRE today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLHdzLpMg-s

>>73981742
ALEX JONES NEXT

/HEEM/ ON RED ALERT

>>73981742
he wanted to get to episode 911 for alex jones

not kidding

>>73981622
Not me. He can't handle blacksplosion. Few white bois can.

>>73981749
>>73981751
Have you guys watched "Waking Life"?

It's his best movie in my opinion.

I'm looking forward to the Alex Jones JRE

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I've had this idea for like an action anime/cartoon where it's basically MMA with genetically modified dudes. Like dudes with 4 arms and tails and claws etc.

Every episode would be a fight card.

>>73980482
Ab injections are usually hgh igf1 (conor wouldnt be taking igf imo) and lots of other peptides. Custom roids like yoel.

>>73981761
>Waking Life
is that a new release in Kenya?

Rubber guard

>>73981773
kek'd

>>73981761

holy shit, I've seen that movie twice and never made the connection that that was Alex Jones

I fucking love that movie

>>73981563
Inb4 kelly pulls off another one of thoseweird knockouts with his crazy dad like body. Im convinced coming in out of shape with a weird body type must throw off a lot of fighters for range and that plus his absurd durability is how hes still fighting at 63 years old.

>>73981636
It won't be using the new rules, the NYSAC hasn't approved them yet and isn't going to vote on it until well after the fight takes place. Apparently the Denver commission hadn't approved them either...one of the fighters, I think it was Masvidal, was asked about it and said he didn't even know.

We'll see if politics comes into play, the powers that be squeezed an insurance requirement into the bill legalizing MMA in New York that basically killed off small-time boxing. If anybody on the NYSAC is out for blood this could get real interesting.

The way the new rules are being piecemealed out state-by-state is a huge non-story right now. I don't even know for a fact that any states have adopted them.

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I love Holly Holm. I feel bad for her as a fighter since she has to surround herself with douche bag guys constantly. She deserves a guy who would support her and treat her like a person. I hope one of these days, when the UFC comes to my town and she is on the card, I can be that guy.

>>73981636
The judges have been using the new rules since they were announced to have had happened.

>>73981806
Okay, it's not HIS movie, but he plays the cop that screams in his car. That's one of my favorite parts.

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>>73981837
this is honestly, one of the saddest things i've read on 4chan in weeks. i hope you find more love in your life friend

>>73981837
Your waifu is getting blacked right now by Jones and Romero, how does that make you feel, bitch?

>>73981923

jones is married and yoel is a devout christian

keep your cuck fantasies to yourself

>>73981942
>fantasy

You didn't hear I guess?

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>>73981843
see
>>73981835

A lot of the stuff out there about the new rules appears to be promotional as much as anything.

>>73981835
>It won't be using the new rules, the NYSAC hasn't approved them yet and isn't going to vote on it until well after the fight takes place.

209 is in Vegas.

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>>73982000
I must have been thinking of their last fight. Nevada is generally the first state that makes these kinds of changes, but I can't find a source on the states that have adopted the rules. We'll see what happens.

>>73982031
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/1/13/14266926/nevada-commission-begins-regulation-projects-looking-at-marijuana-new-unified-rules-of-mma

>The NAC also voted to form a similar open regulation project on the changes to the Unified Rules of MMA, which were passed by the Association of Boxing Commissions and Combative Sports (ABC) in August. Some states have already installed the changes, some have not and some will be voting on it in the early part of the year.

>The MMA rules changes include a clarification of the scoring language, a new foul that hopes to prevent eye pokes, and an altered definition of a grounded fighter. Information on all the new rules can be found here.

>Marnell said a vote on the Unified Rules changes will take place within 60 to 90 days. It’s unclear if a vote will happen before the UFC returns to Las Vegas for UFC 209 on March 4.

Huh.

>>73980182
Rin Nakai

how the hell can joe talk non stop for 6 hours in a day (two JREs today)

after a few sentences i get exhausted and have to go home

Name the champion in the ufc that is undefeated and has multiple title defenses

>>73982097
JOANNA

>>73982085
>currently on the roster
nice try bud

>>73982097
Daniel Cormier

Losing to a roided freak doesn't count btw

>>73982097
Michael Bisping

>>73982097
Jon Jones.

>>73982112
She's still on the ufc website

>>73982111
Gadelha 1.

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How would CIA do in the UFC?

>>73982142
It would be extremely painfull

>>73982149
its a big company

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>>73982064
Ah, thanks. Sounds like a real mess, I'd hate to see somebody DQ-ed for landing grounded head kicks they thought were legal.

Hate to say it but it's hard to imagine everybody ever being on the same page across all these state bureaucracies, and that's just in the States.

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>>73982115
>I run the deaf school and boxing
>I will destroy Jon Jones in the first
>when he hits them he knocks them down, when I hit them they go to sleep
Based Matt. Jones eternally 22-1

>>73982115
>in the ufc

>>73982196
what does that feel like
to get the fuck absolutely beaten out of you like that
I have been stunned and wobbled in sparring but never shit like that honestly I would prefer to be unconscious if that shit was going to happen to me

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I love Ngannou I feel bad for him as a fighter since he has to surround himself with douche bag guys constantly. he deserves a guy who would support him and treat him like a person. I hope one of these days, when the UFC comes to my town and he is on the card, I can be that guy.

>>73982253
1 what douche bags specifically?
2 what if you gave him a hug and it made him give up fighting forever. He's such an incredible person that I think he could literally do any job he put his mind to.

>>73982097
Mighty Mouse

what if Alexa Grasso wants you to fuck her in the ass, but she hasnt taken a schaub in almost 48hrs and she had tacos for lunch

>>73982216
The emotional pain of being humiliated hurts worse than the physical.

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Old Tito Ortiz interview. Yeah it's easy to hate on him. And yes there's tons of valid reasons to hate on him. But damn was he right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKxqO0zoo2E

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>>73982270
GrASSo a cute!

>>73982275
I don't think that losing necessarily means you are humiliated
look at Anderson Silva, he takes losses like a... [spoiler]champ[/spoiler]

>>73982253

I support this forced meme

>>73982295
Speaking from experience, lad.

Anderson cried, a lot, after losing to Chris the first time.

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Reem bless lads

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>>73982328
>keep your chin up

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>>73982351
I think my boy may have taken that a little too literally

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I love Paige I feel bad for her as a fighter since she has to surround herself with douche bag guys constantly. She deserves a guy who would support her and treat her like a person. I hope one of these days, when the UFC comes to my town and she is on the card, I can be that guy.

>>73982320
well we are on 4chan a board that kind of really feeds into such negativity as laughing and making fun of people, I see a lot of fighters lose graciously and not really experience a feeling of humiliation... like feeling exposed and worthless like Carrie getting stuff dumped on her
This sport focuses too much on devaluing losers even though they are world class athletes that could heem all of us and twice on sunday

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>>73982292
She has to go back

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ITS TIIIIIIIIME! FOR OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!

>>73982420
>moderated by Jake Tapper
Why would el rato even agree to these terms?

>>73982396
W&W with the prime advertising space. They know exactly where people are looking.

>>73982420
ted cruz has always and will always have that fucking same dead look in his eyes

>>73982420
Cruz by KO rd 2

>Cody is -115
>Killashaw is -115

Should this really be a pick-em?

>>73982441
Cruz can't finish his breakfast.

>>73982431
Gunga gunga ging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7OnuhsZ9nQ

>>73982431
Why does everyone named Cruz look like a mouse? Dominick and Ted look very rodent like

>>73982446
Elpresador is a boist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIqDbIZ5t1w

>>73982448
Aren't they both half Cuban?

>>73982457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX2FiUNHIUQ

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Hey, lads, can you post some of the glass chin Arlovski webms? Got the Ngannou and the Reem one. Thanks, m8s!

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>>73982457
Kek at that laugh.
>over 40 division
UFC doesn't but Bellator does.
>Ken vs Royce 3 actually happened
>it only happened because Royce owes the IRS a bunch of money
>it had some dumbass ending

>>73982481
Tfw no cultured white euro gf

>>73981563
poor chinny black boi.

based dad tko 3rd

>>73982494
>cultured
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UaJt--3ark

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>>73982494
>cultured

>>73980266
Motaro

just portion my dip up senpai

Anyone have a normal pic of adan?

>>73980506
Conor is high test? But he's a skinny bitch

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>>73982540

>>73982549
And Irish men don't even like asses

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>>73981622
two 10-8's for tyrone he won

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

Lads I am so excited for Korean Zombie this weekend

I just wanted to let you know

>>73981647
>>73981753
>two types of Canadians

>>73982420
wtf i'm a cruz missile now

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT

I'm not getting out of the bath tub unless I get a (You)

>tfw i striped in jiu jitsu tonight
i did it, lads!

guess you're gonna be sitting the bathtub all night then

>>73982606
go ahead

>>73982621
Thanks pal

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>>73982171
the people making these clit photoshops have no idea what or where a clit is

>>73982420
Sanders can't weather the Cruz missile.

Cruz by first round KO.

>>73982612
BTFO
>>73982621

>>73982628
It's not Photoshop dummy

>>73982631

samefaggot

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>>73982628
>mfw its not a shoop

>>73982628
It's not shopped.

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>>73982637

that just proves holmes was definitely on the gas at one point

that is a female donger right there

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>>73982636
>>73982639
have you ever seen a vagina?

>>73982646

K

>>73982649
yes and its not necessarily her clit, could just be crunched up labia

>>73982649
Look up "roidclit" my man

>>73982649
yeah you're posting right now, why

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>>73982578
Same here.
This weekend's card will be spicy, unironically. I can feel it.

ALL THESE BITCHES GOT ROID CLIT

SOMEONE POST KING CYBORGS ROID CLIT

SHITS PROBABLY BIGGER THEN MY 5 INCH PRINCE

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>>73982578
>>73982675
I'm looking forward to this card as well, especially because I have to go back to work in mid march, so I am going to savor all the fights until then. They are calling for a mix of snow and rain this weekend, it's going to be comfy as fuck lads

>>73982695
tbqh I think it's the reebok panty design. looks like it's bunching up into their slimeslits

>>73982701

wishful thinking , anon

clearly their is a clit protruding

don't make me xray these pics

>>73982695
Let me guess. White?

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would you?

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>>73982708
if its real then why is never there in any videos ever only select few pictures?

>>73982700
>the Bogdanoffs call Dana and offer advice to safe UFC 208

What would they say to Dana?

>>73982716

marry her? in a heartbeat

she has one of the best bundas in the ufc

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>>73982701
>heem is too autistic to know vaginas (just like dicks) come in all different shapes/sizes.

but nah, claudia's just looks like a regular ol' camel toe honestly.

ps - i like that term, slimeslits.

>>73982716
>goes all the way to some backwater gym in Khelang Nakhon to throw a fucking karate kick
no

>>73982716
I love Valentina. I feel bad for her as a fighter since she has to surround herself with douche bag guys constantly. She deserves a guy who would support her and treat her like a person. I hope one of these days, when the UFC comes to my town and she is on the card, I can be that guy.

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>>73982737

>>73982745

damn look at those forearms

>>73982745
Why am I aroused?

>>73982758
Cause from the neck down it looks like a dude. You're probably a fag.

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>>73982721
>one of the best bundas in the ufc

I mean not really

>>73982766
Let me guess. Irish descent?

>>73982766

bad photo

her bunda looked amazing vs pena

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>>73982758

it's okay, anon...i like built chicks too

>>73982766
if you were a real fight fan you would have watched the weigh ins and realized Valentina has a very nice bunda

>>73982792
>cutting off before she drops the melon

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Sarah Kaufman

>>73980410
>Can't wait to see Yoelito heem Bisbong
Roidy is going to gas and then Bisbong is going to Luke him.

>>73982811
nah the inside of her buttcheeks are covered with dried fecal matter

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>>73982806

>>73982816

gas? he wins most of his fights in the later rounds, ya goof.

>>73980438
Shogun finds the angry elf to be amusing

>>73982819

WEW

LAD

C R E A M Y
R
E
A
M
Y

>>73982819
Aaaaaand now I have to fap before I go to bed

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>>73982839

>>73981085
looks more like Sage Southcutt

>>73982843
spooky

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>>73982792
that chick is actually pretty hot if you like your chicks built like a german tank

>>73981227
sloppiest champion ever*

*tied with Tim Sylvia

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>>73982854
she kinda looks like ronda if ronda lifted weights ever

>>73981337
lol
he's like an insecure girl

>>73982861
And Forrest griffin

>>73982870
What's wrong with buying nice clothes?

>>73982870
like a woman with those bags

>>73982876

Nothing at all, girls do it all the time

>>73981622
Not I.

>>73982854
2thicc4me

>>73982885
Are you a neet that doesn't require nice clothes for professional outings?

Do you guys ever pretend to be a certain fighter in your daily lives?

Whenever my professor calls on me in class i pretend to be Nick Diaz.

I say to myself "fuck this shit bro" and walk out.

>>73982913
XD holy shit epic post my friend. Truly one of the funniest things I've ever seen on 4chan. Saving this for later heem threads.

>>73982920

wow you showed him

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>>73982892
dont be a pussy m8. you can handle it

>>73982941

jesus fucking christ

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>>73982876
absolutely nothing...

it's the posing
and having the picture taken
and putting it on social media

that make the whole thing so cringetastic

>>73982865
>ronda
more like a thicc Jessica Eye

>>73982947
Thats just Connors autism. He's one of us