>that autistic guy who can only talk about sports in social

>>73978087
>that autistic guy who posts cartoon frogs to convey his emotions

That's not you is it?

>that autistic guy who can only talk about weebshit in social situations and resents well-adjusted people that enjoy sports

>>73978087
No, that's you.

>social situations
what are those

>>73978087
>>73978130

I can only talk about weebshit and sports ;_;

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>that autistic guy

>>73978087
Unless you talk to yourself you can only talk about sports in social situations.

I usually defer to sports, most people dont care about the things I care about. Im also getting sick of hearing about baseless conspiracy theories as if they're stone cold fact, which seems to be all the rage with normies these days

>>73978606
op here

i am a /sp/ regular and don't get me wrong sports is fine to talk about but i definitely have met a few people where all they can bring to the table is their expertise on their favorite sports team. gets old having to abruptly hear about how the atlanta braves farm system is doing when you don't even follow baseball.

>>73978468
iktf

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>want to talk about sports
>all friends are nerds

>>73978606
This.

Most people I know are disgusting casuals who know nothing beyond muh fantasy sports

>>73978087
Thats normie as fuck

>>73978790
Butthurt phillies fan detected

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>that guy who clams up when the conversation turns to sex/relationships

>having friends

fuck you

This used to be me. Now I dont have any friends.

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>>73978801
>>73978468
>Can only talk about weebshit, sports and vidya

>>73982995
Just talk about the weather la, and then go on a massive rant about ikea or something

Bound to get you mates

>>73981472
reeeeeee

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>>73983012
I have mates. Only one that I can talk sports with though.

None of my friends watch sports

My mind is too muscular and full of facts and figures to engage in conversation with the average pleb on sport

>>73978087
That's about the only thing you can talk about to a guy you just met.

>>73978087
>social situations

?

>>73981472
>feeling the need to discuss sex
Sad!

Better than talking about celebs tbqh

However, when it comes to socially accepted topics it goes
Celebs(film and tv in general)
current news
sports
memes(yes discussing memes with group of friends is now a thing)
music
casual vidya
----power gap----
stem shit
literature
----power gap----
indie vidya
weeb shit
----power gap----
weird shit people jack off to

>>73981472
>tfw she gets flirty
>tfw she wants your dick
>tfw she grabs your pants
>tfw too nervous to get hard
>tfw quickly stop her from doing anything
>tfw damage control
>tfw she laughs and thinks you're gay

every fucking time

>>73978087
I'm that guy who never says anything until somebody makes a joke on how I won't stop talking and then I try to mumble something

>>73986429
Should include topics about sex near bottom of top tier.

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>The Reference Guy

>>73981472
Ahh, you chose the words that would hurt me the most didn't you.

>>73978087
>Oh great, here comes that normie who only ever fucking talks about football with you
>Years later it turns out he only ever discussed football because he thought that was all you knew about

>>73986473
Why do you cuck yourself???

>>73986803
Because getting your flaccid dick sucked for 20 minutes straight without getting even slightly hard is 100 times worse

>>73978087
my /sp/ themed talk is not even half as autistic as my /o/ and /k/ one

I only talk about sports because if I talked about my other interests I would bore the normalfags.

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>>73986429
>Discussing memes

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>leaving home

>>73986429
Weebshit is normalfag as fuck now, at least in my experience in college.
I even know hood ass black dudes who love DBZ, Dangan Ronpa, Attack on Titan, Kingdom Hearts, etc.

i don't really like discussing anything. i just listen to other people and correct them when they say something factually wrong.

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>>73981472
>that guy who clams up

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>>73981472
My friends don't even talk about this around me anymore haha

>>73978087
I can talk about math as well, people love to talk about riemannian geometry and other stuff...

[spoiler]I need a gf[/spoiler]

>>73981472
I just pretend im an alpha chad whos slayed many grills, when in reality i only banged like 3 prostitutes or so.

>be me
>that autistic guy who only talks about sports
>"hey anon did you see that new game of thrones!"
>"uhh nah I don't really like those shows"
>"are you excited to see the new avengers movie?"
>"not really i stopped watching those a while ago"
>"how bout that superbowl man"
>"Yeah man its gonna be great seeing the best offense and best defense face off. I think Vic Beasley will be a force for the underrated falcons D. But you never know with the Patriots. I mean look at Hogan, an unknown player single handedly destroyed the Steelers. 150 yards and 3 TDs. All without Gronkowski."
>"yeah man. Whos that guy from the falcons. Devon freeman? Yeah he's my favorite"

Every fucking time.

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>tfw friends pretend that they know sports when the topic comes up around other people

>>73978087
>that's not you guys, right?

Of course it's me. What else is there to talk about with normies? Sports is the only thing that gives me any connection to the people around me

>that random autistic spurs fan on your college campus

Talking about sports in social situations is the opposite of autistic, you're thinking anime and video games.

No, I also talk about politics and manipulation in left wing media.

>>73985574
This.
>tfw no one to talk politics with
I also enjoy weebshit but I would not enjoy talking about weeb shit with others.

>>73982995
Talk nothing at all.
Discover what the other person is interested about and ask questions about it. The person will gladly talk much time about it and feel good of talking to you.

>guy talks two times about his swim classes
>"Where do you take class?"
>"How long have you been there?'
>"Do you like the teacher"
>"Why did you decide to learn it"

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>>73981472

I never talk about that stuff. just seems weird as fuck to me. why the hell would you tell some random normalfag what you do with your girlfriend? just seems disrespectful. even now I think it's kinda fucked up, bragging about "oh man I fucked that girl so hard haha what a slut haha".

back when I was a virgin I just pretended that it was such a regular occurrence to me that I have no need to talk about it. little did they know however I was a 101% virgin.

>>73978087
how the fuck are you supposed to talk about sports if it's not a social situation you stupid retard

I know too much about sports. People don't want to talk about the current makeup of the Afghanistan and Papua New Guinea cricket teams

Spoke to a kid at a party the other day who would only say footy instead of football and would keep referring to people as plebs, I was sure it was one of you autists

>that fucking faggot who has to bring up politics and argue with people about shit when everyone else just wants to chill out and casually discuss sports or TV or whatever and be cordial

fuck that guy, hope this is none of you

>>73993030
unfortunately, today in america literally everything ties back to fucking donald trump. its abysmal

that's the one benefit ive found to not having friends. i havent had to deal with all that shit for the past year on social media

>>73992673
They knew

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>>73981472
>that guy who plays it cool even though he's a khv

I fucking g hate discussing sports in public. Normies are the fucking worst. They say the most basic shit and try to pass it off as intellectual.


Hell, people do that here too but you're all fags

>>73981472
me irl

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>>73990629
this

everyone i talk to is a sports casual. a bartender yesterday told me she was a blackhawks-kings fan.

>>73983012
What is there about Ikea to rant about?

>>73992997
PNG is my squad

What does this mean can "only" talk about sports socially?

Do you mean that sports is the only thing you talk about?

or that social situationsa re the only place you can discuss sports?

i dont get it

like i can talk about more stuff, but the only thing i real enjoy is talking about football.

>>73978087
That guy is Bill Burr

if it was for sports i wouldn't have any friends since HS, all the first contact i made with new people was talking about sports shit.

even the only girlfriend i had was because i went to a late match and couldn't go to the class, so asked her to sign my name and that is how we started talking

>>73994410
Screw you, pal. Bill can talk about literally anything and be hilarious while doing it

>>73991295
It's especially bad during the World Cup. You will never hear someone talk out of their ass as much as when an American player is flagged offside.

>>73978087
I don't talk about video games in public because I'm an adult and I avoid politics unless I already know the person well.

So it's either movies or sports depending who I'm talking to

>>73981472
This was me until 6 months ago. We are all going to make it bros just go for it and take risks some times.

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>tfw none of your friends like sports
>tfw all of your friends like anime and/or video games

>>73994603
find better friends

>>73994410
>tfw bill burr is pretty similar to me personality-wise
>things he has said on his podcast that he gets angry at or does, i have said and done literally verbatim
>didnt lose his virginity until he was 19
>only knows about sports and nothing else except rock and roll
>angry at everything all the time

>he becomes one of the most famous standup comedians of all time tons of friends, wife, etc
>im a mid 20s loser

sucks man

>>73994662
I can't, no one else likes me

>>73993110
>>73993030

>be with group of friends
>banter and laugh about EPL
>one compares mourinho to trump
>i nervously laugh and pretend to find that funny
>they get suspicious and do the standard test, asking me about racism and other trivial shit

needless to say, i never met them again after that day.

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>>73997413
why do germans police conformity so aggressively? sophie scholl still wouldn't have a chance there.

>>73997433

well..they were not german kek. but i have repent and enforced a final solution on that front.

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>>73997448
Oh (You).

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>>73981472

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>>73993144
THIS
H
I
S

>>73994378
The post was actually an autism test... and you failed

>>73994378
>the state of american education

The op was quite clear

>>73994368
either how you have to walk around the whole fucking store to buy one thing or how it's a bitch to assemble with 9 billion different screws and bits

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>tfw talking about the weather is the only way i can start a conversation in a social environment

>>73999489
I fucking hate people who talk about the weather. You see it, I see it, what's there to discuss?

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I can only talk about weebshit, vidya, sports and lifting.

>Except I can't talk about weebshit outside of fourchin because people will think I'm weird.
>I also can't talk about vidya because I have an autistic taste in vidya.
>Can't talk about lifting because nobody I know cares about lifting
Sports is all I have.

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>when you realize the person you're talking to is a casual

>>73992673
jie žinojo

>>73994689
he started doing standup in his mid 20s

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>he socializes with normies

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>Friends talk about sex

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>>74000951
I always try to change the topic as soon as they start talking about sex.

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>>74000630
>talking to a person about the nominees of the ballon d'or
>whenever his team wins he post about it on fb, and start talking shit
>he is also a Barca fan
>i tell him: 100% sure the top trhee will be Messi, Ciristiano and Griezman. Cristiano will win it. if that doesn't happen I'll cut my balls
>he: who is Griezmann?

>>74001658
I'm super casual about divegrass (only watch WC/euros) and even I know griezman

>>74000951
>>74000985

Just lie. I've had sex and there's virtually no difference in conversation.

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>tfw /sp/ is full of chads
>tfw to smart for chads

>>74001878
>to

Ya got me, here's your (You)

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>>74001884
>tfw amerilards aren't to smart

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>>74001872
>I've had sex

>>73986971
anon...

>>73978087
>autist
>socializing

h-how do you guys retain your spaghetti in said situations?

>>73978087
N....no. Nice weather we're having...for a game, I mean, for a picnic or something.

>>73978130
>>73978468
I've never met a weeb IRL, at least nobody who would dare talk about it

I think 4chan is filled with betas. Running in those circles is the only way you'd come across somebody like a weeb

>>74002076
years of practice

>>73978087
What else is there to talk about? You can't talk about politics, religion, pussy - and the fucking leftists these days have made EVERYTHING political. You can't talk about science, because "muh global warming" - politics. You can't talk about history, "muh endless oppression and murder by white males". Talk about guns offends leftists. Talk about cars gets them mad "Muh CO2". Hunting - forget about it. TV and movies - forget about it. They are all political. Music- political. The weather - political. What else is left?

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>tfw sports fans have become the societal outcasts and video game nerds have become the normies

>>74001834
That's what I'm saying. You don't even have to see a lot of football to know who Griezmann is. He played the UCL and the Euro finals, failed a penalty in one of those and was the top goalscoring in the Euros.

You simply can't not know him, specially if you consider yourself a football fan.

I'm so bad socially that I literally don't even know what normal people talk about

I try to listen to things coworkers talk about. They just complain about shit

>be fag
>autistic
>How speak?
>Kinda mimic speech patterns I hear
>Its semi-noticeable
They must think I'm a fucking skinwalker or something

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>>73978087
>Can only talk about jews and degeneracy in social situations
>Basically incapable of holding a conversation among milennials or gen z, but older generations love me
It feels great to be fair.

>>74010332
>>74002865
>autistic /pol/tards can't converse in social situations without being retarded meming racists
lmaoing@urlyfe
maybe if you left your echo chamber safe-space, you'd find you could have political conversations without being outed as a right-wing extremist retard

>>73986473
it's all in your head man
next time, just relax
remind yourself that people are generally better than you think and don't have any reason to have malicious intent towards you
go for it, live the life
don't stress over how you're gonna fuck up or you're not ready or you're gonna fail, just do your best

the worst thing that could happen is that you gain that good feeling that you overcame your fear

>>73992673
>just seems disrespectful
It is

>>73997413
at least you dodged the reeducation camps hanz

>that shitpost that stays on the board for 3 days

>>74013080
>he keeps bumping it

>>74013854
>so does he

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>>74002966
>tfw same shit is happening to car enthusiasts

>>73981472
>>73978087
>>73994310
uhhhhhhh

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>that guy that is so replaceable in his friend group that he could literally die and not one of his """friends""" would notice

h-hahah t-that's not me guys

>>74018477
Ive always wondered how car enthusiasts can get away with it when train people are ostracized. Isnt it like the same thing?

>>74015920
>that ain't me senpai

>>74020128
Some autistic interests are more socially acceptable than others

I'll have you know I can also talk about videogames, pornography and right wing politics
Somehow I don't have a gf

I'm rather well versed in a vast amount of subjects but my friends only care about sports

>>73981472
This is why I never go out. Fuck social life, too stressing

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>That normie who thinks everyone should be talking about everything under the sun 24/7 because he does it
That's not you OP, right?

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>tfw i AM that guy
>sports are the only thing I understand
>only shirts I own are football shirts, F1 merchandise shirts, and shirts with pictures of tennis rackets on them
>own 0 pairs of jeans, just shorts and tracksuit bottoms
>dad only talks to me about sports, we have nothing otherwise
>last time I had a conversation with another person was 2 weeks ago
>At the job centre waiting for my appointment
>sharp looking man in a suit turns to me and laughs
>'haha, it sure sucks being forced to prove you want to get a job right?'
>I turn and smile
>can't think of a response
>default to sports talk
>'YEAH MY DREAM JOB IS MESUT OZILS FOOTBALL BOOT HAHAHAHAHAA THERE'D BE NO SWEAT STAINS ON ME BECAUSE HIS SWEAT IS INVISIBLE'
>the guy looks annoyed and spins round

sorry I have no hobbies

>>73994689
>didn't lose his virginity until he was 19
haha
what a loser
who could do that?