/heem/

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>>73972813


goob
<---

Sweb is a horrible comedian

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*blacks your path*

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Schaub is my God

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Just took a raunchy Schuab lads, must have been all that pizza I had

Tyrone Woodley is my boy

You guys need to stop being so racist

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#TMT

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>yuros

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>>73972848
>he still posts it
Get some new material. At least post that lame fake Amazon book ad.

>>73972862
>don't use bidet's
>complain about people's hygiene
lmao

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*cleans ears*

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10/10 thread OP

#LoveTrumpsHate

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>>73972871
>fake

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>guns n roses was aerosmith on steroids
>and tony ferguson is little diaz with fucking... eup.. bloodinhim

What uncle Hoey meant by this?

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How can he not be your favorite fighter? This is the first time I can definitely say that a fighter is not shittalking, but they are TRUTH talking.

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Guys rate this OC

Feel free to save

Jamie pull that up
No, no you went past it. Go back
Fullscreen it
No you past it again
Look right there

>>73973017

This.

Only casuals hate on based Woodley. If he was white they'd all love him.

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I for one can't wait for 2018. Two Australian champs.

Megan at women's 145, and Whittaker at MW.

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YO WUSSUP PLAYA YALL MUHFUGGAS GOT SUM GOOBY WUSSUP

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>>73973081
>Whittaker at MW.

DUDE OJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9GWqfNlWHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9GWqfNlWHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9GWqfNlWHI

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Ngannou post fight interview from French newspaper.

>"ah yes this is a new suit, I got to look good. Especially for my next fight against Derrick Lewis"
>"I have been told that if Lewis beats Travis we are fighting next"
>"But I got this suit because I have to look good when I surrender. Lewis is legit and not a meme. I am a meme. I am scared when I see Lewis hit guys. Arlovski was TKO, when Lewis hits you it's KO. He puts guys to sleep,they don't move. I am terrified honestly. I don't want to be in there with him. Just being honest"

Ngannou fags BTFO. Lewis is my boy.

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>WAHHH EUROPEANS ARE RUINING /HEEM/
>NO IT'S THE AMERICANS THAT ARE RUINING /HEEM/ WAHHHH

Shut up nerds

>>73973081
>Megan at women's 145

Lol that girl has no head movement whatsoever. First competent striker she meets will fold her like a mattress.

Joe is so wrong about a lot of shit. The If I Did It book did get published, and the goldman family got the proceeds.

>>73973120
Ngannou wants to fight Cain

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AYYO WUSSUP MUHFUCKAZ

>/heem/ will never be comfy again in your lifetime
why live?

>>73973011
He said "elk blood in 'em"

>>73973110
He'll get a title shot before Jacare ever will

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>>73973081
based robbie

I can honestly see him winning the belt. Some nasty nasty hands, some nice memey kicks to diversify his standup, and his takedown defense seems good, even then he has decent grappling that'll only get better.

Doesn't he train with high level Olympic wrestlers and based Danny Kelly?

Only 26 too

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>>73973017

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>>73973156

Lol that's implying he gets past Gockhold first

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>>73973154
/heem/ swings like a pendulum, give it time

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>>73973154
These times are trying Kenyabro

>>73973193
kek based hue

>>73973156
Isn't he injured right now?

Why are we fighting and shitting up heem like this guys

>>73973067
If he was white he wouldn't be spewing all this bullshit. Seriously, people love the fuck out of Anderson Silva, and Jones had to literally almost kill a baby to suffer ANY reprecusions and he still had and has tons of fans. What's Woodley's problem is that it hasn't occurred to him that MAYBE people don't love him because he's a giant whiner and a racebaiter, and not because he's black. Now, why is he like this? One of two reasons
>drank too much BLM cool-aid and legit convinced himself he's being persecuted
>wants to pull an Ali and be the great black champion representing his people against the white man, something he realizes isn't gonna work in this day and age, especially in the UFC which has the most diverse roster out of any sport
So i took a break from calling you apes to actually say something, how you take it in is up to you. Woodley is a great fighter and seems like a good dude, but he has almost irreversibly fucked his publicity and his legacy with this bullshit. He better sober up quick.

>>73973028
No ty

>>73973154

The rise of Kona Magiga
The signing of CM Punk who drew in mandrama spergs

>>73973282
>has ignoramuses like you yelling "APE APE APE APE APE" at him all the time

>r-racism doesnt exist!!!!!

The reason he speaks out is because he's willing too instead of sitting back like they want him too

He actually has the courage to stand up for what he believes in. I doubt you can even say that about yourself

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>>73973282

>When a white fighter is loud, brash and outspoken then he's loved and adored by nu-male fans, eg Bisping, Chael and Magiga
>When a black fighter is loud, brash and outspoken then he's an uppity nigger

Really made me think there

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>>73973297

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>>73973359
Seriously. Same exact situation with people sperging out over Tyron wanting GSP or Diaz but people being like "oh cool Bisping is fighting Hendo again!!!!"

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>>73973163
Yeah dan Kelly ( 4 time Olympian) and another guy who used to be the coach of the national team. It's a bit weird having 2 coaches but it pays off. His TDD is 4 highest of all active fighters.

>>73973359
>>When a white fighter is loud, brash and outspoken then he's loved and adored by nu-male fans, eg Bisping, Chael and Magiga
All the fighters you listed are shittalking goofs
>When a black fighter is loud, brash and outspoken then he's a nigger and his fans are niggers

Fixed it m8

>>73973429

Or Bisping wanting to fight welterweights and not getting nearly as much hate as Tyron does, although Tyron already fought Thompson and arguably won, and will be fighting him again, while Bisping is still furiously ducking Romero.

Sad! How they can't see the hypocrisy

>>73973457

You are literally just proving Tyron right. Way to go numb-nuts.

>>73973344
>>has ignoramuses like you yelling "APE APE APE APE APE" at him all the time
Hardly, since i respect the fuck out of any fighter, even the ones i hate. And i don't hate Woodley. Also, did the yelling start before or after the racebaiting? Because i didn't hear that being yelled at literally any other colored fighter.
>He actually has the courage to stand up for what he believes in.
And can you actually explain what that is? Explain how Woodley is persecuted or mistreated, please. Because he himself always dodges the question.
>>73973359
Oh yea, remember how everyone called Ali and uppity nig-oh wait, no, he's celebrated as the greatest of all time. Woodley isn't loud, brash and outspoken, he's a giant whiner playing the race card. How can he claim there is racism in a company where a black man is unanimously considered the GOAT?

>>73973183
Implying rockhold won't sit it out to til mid year and wait to get an instant title fight rematch.

>>73973429
>>73973474
M8s, i've been calling Bisping out about his bullshit since he got the title.

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>>73973429
>oh cool Bisping is fighting Hendo again!!!!

which he lost
#notmychampion

>>73973508
He doesn't have one defense, i doubt he can get it without beating a top contender first.

>>73973504
>Oh yea, remember how everyone called Ali and uppity nig-oh wait, no,

Lol you're a literal joke, when I said you didn't know anything about MMA, I should have said you know nothing about combat sports in general.

Ali got a lot of hate, for being black and also for being muslim, as well as speaking out against the Vietnam war, something that wasn't popular to do. He was hated on by nu-males like you for being too much of an "uppity nigger" but he changed the game cause he couldn't be silenced.

>He's playing le racecard
>Meanwhile Bisping doesn't get nearly as much hate as he does when he's ducking everyone in his division.

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WSOF valued at $42M

I wish there were more UFC fights with better fighters. I can't deal with these long stretches of nothing only to have no one exciting fight. They need to start paying their fighters more already.

>>73973504
>did the yelling start before or after the racebaiting

What racebaiting? Someone called /pol/ the nu-cucks they rightfully are and you started revealing your true animalistic nature

>what that is
Speaking up against injustice from the abuse of horrible people like yourself receiving double treatment for not falling into line like the rest

>remember how everyone called Ali an uppity nig-oh wait no

uhhh yes, he was called that multiple times, it's what started the whitelash against boxing and partially why people tried pushing Alan Minter as the "Great White Hope"

>>73973504
please just remember that the 'black man unanimously considered the goat' didn't cycle in his fight with Ovince and his true form was shown

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>>73972855
That would be amazing. Imagine if Cro Cop formally announced his retirement and Wanderlei Silva ripped the cup off and they fought.

They really oughta just sell out and go full mandrama. If they had held an "unscheduled" surprise match between Gabi and that Jazzy chick after she murdered that jap grandma it would have made anything believable.

>>73973526
You aren't the world, my ignorant friend.

>>73973583
>hack slack pretending to know anything about finance

o i am laffin

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/1/31/14456586/valentina-shevchenkos-win-over-julianna-pena-does-second-lowest-fox-numbers

casuals are a bit weird in their interest in WMMA

here's some valentina submissions
https://twitter.com/BulletValentina/status/826488864122470400

>The spainsperg notorious for begging everyone for (you)'s and baiting for responses pretending to be a voice of reason

My sides, now I've seen it all. Watch how he'll go back to his usual cookie cutter pre-typed template projections about being a manlet.

>>73973578
lol whiteboy chimping out

>>73973583
You actually value anything that twerp has to say? He's literally nobody.

>>73973582
>dodges literally everything i asked him
HOW is Woodley persecuted and what the fuck is he fighting for?
>He was hated on by nu-males like you
As i said, hardly. I don't hate Woodley. I'm able to dial back and actually talk to you but you can't go two second without insulting me and accusing me of racism, you can't make this shit up.
>Meanwhile Bisping
I'm always calling Bisping out, and you wanna know why he doesn't get as much shit? Because he's very charismatic and people like him. Meanwhile, Woodley has no personality to the masses outside of racebaiting. Again, HOW is Woodley persecuted?

>>73973740
top 2 fight analysts in the game bruv

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>>73973582
>>Meanwhile Bisping doesn't get nearly as much hate as he does when he's ducking everyone in his division.

Yeah because if you do shit on Bisping for any reason, regardless of how valid it may be, you get 20 replies from Euros with the same picture of Bisping wearing the crown on his head captioned "AMERISPERGS BTFO"

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Bisping vs Romero confirmed lads

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>>73973920
>r-r-racism doesn't exist!!!!

>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

The gross looking nerd reverting to his natural sperg out status

>>73973788
>Because he's very charismatic and people like him

Lol gee I wonder why. Lol I love how Woodley is the one accused of ducking when Bisbong fought a 46 year old man and nearly lost, and is ducking literally everyone at MW,but spergs like you still like him. Woodley already fought the #1 contender, is doing the same thing, but he gets more hate. You're a hypocrite and a loser 2bh.

> Woodley has no personality

Except that he does, he's a nice guy who gave Gastelum 20% of his purse back when he missed weight, and is helping Sage become a better martial artist. But all of this doesn't matter to you cause you're clearly racist but don't want to fully acknowledge it lol. Just own up to it already and move on.

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>>73973154
/heem/ is comfy from time to time. depends on if the shit posters are on or not. After that last bellator fight when we were all watching cops together was top tier comfy. it wasnt even that late too. we get brief periods without the autists but they are sparce

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the hide post, reply and stubs feature in 4chanX is truly gamechanging desu

>>73973193
Ah, back when the OP mattered.

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>>73973703
>>73973740
Why ll the hate for Slack? I see people shitting on him all the time, but he's one of the only guys out there consistently doing technical breakdowns. I've heard stories about deleted posts and plagiarism but no one's ever posted any proof. Would love to see a link or a cap because it comes off as a bunch ofunjustified butthurt.

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>>73973844
AMERISPERGS BTFO

Lol I love how the Serbian sperg tries to defend himself as not being blatantly racist while being blatantly racist.

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>>73974087
>normally
>someone talks about something nothing to do with race

>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGGER NIGGER

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Why do beige people get so offended when they get called racist when they are?

>>73973961
Based! Finally, a fight to be excited about!

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Can't we all just get along?

>>73974059
>sparce
it's either scarce or sparse bro

>>73974119
just haters desu
he's a funny guy as well, I mostly just listen to his podcast

>>73974066
Based Yoel.

>>73973961
>believing Dana

goof

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>>73974122
I chuckled

>>73973988
>Lol gee I wonder why.
Cause he's fun to listen to and has great banter?
>but spergs like you still like him.
I just said i call him out all the time, imbecile.
>You're a hypocrite and a loser 2bh.
You're a moron who needs to learn how to read better.
>But all of this doesn't matter to you cause you're clearly racist but don't want to fully acknowledge it lol. Just own up to it already and move on.
>waaah, you're racist
Suprise! So are you. Also, he's using Sage to prepare for Wonderboy, it's not charity by any means. Also, one or two nice gestures wont do much when during 90% of his interactions with public he's alienating a good portion of them.

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People are having an honest conversation about race in a completely MMA related way, when one of the actual racists reveals his true nature when he can't comprehend a differing point of view and starts sperging out yelling nigger due to being a mental midget, who is it that is shitposting and ruining the thread?

>>73974205
I don't usually believe him but if the story got greenlit on fox it makes it more likely

>>73974066
install oneechan now

>>73972913
SWEDEN YES

>>73974233
you by not replying to him so I have to manually hide your posts each time.

>>73974258
I'll believe it when they make weight

>>73974289
sounds like some weebie shit for latent pedofiles
what is it?

>>73974212
>Cause he's fun to listen to and has great banter
What does that have to do with MMA and fighting you goof?
>I call him out all the time
No you don't. Everytime I come on here you're always sperging out about Woodley and calling him an ape, more than you ever do Bisping.
>he's alienating a good portion of them
He's alienating goofs like you who are already racist to begin with. (in b4 you try and deny this) You only like black fighters on the condition that they aren't loud,confident and outspoken. They need to all be super respectful and stuff like Sage, if they are in any way like Chael or Bisping then you immediately hate them. Kevin Lee, Angela Hill, these black fighters who love to talk a lot will never be liked by spergs like you cause they're "uppity niggers" but on the flip-side you would never hop off Bisping and McGregor's nuts.

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>>73974312
You can go through all the mental gymnastics you want. You heard a differing opinion. Got emotional, and reverted to your true emotional nature. You are unironically chimping out

>>73974312
u got trolled

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>>73974125
I agree. I just tried to reach out, hoping that maybe they are just baiting and are actually capable of having a normal conversation. Nop. I know better now.

>>73973961
come on, can't they give the belt to someone besides romero? Are they trying to create a revolving door up top?

Tyron Woodley is /heem/'s boy.

>>73974336
makes 4chan a lot more customizable and has extra themes

doesn't have to be weebshit if you don't want it to be, lets you clean up some of the little ugly things about the site

You can talk about all the American spergs you want. Per capita, objectively speaking, there are even more non-American spergs

>>73974336
botnet

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>>73974391
>doubting The Count

>>73974415
I unironically don't mind the native Yotsuba B 4chan theme.
It's grown on me.

>>73974377

Lol and just like clockwork you prove me right with the McGregor nut-riding. You can't make this up.

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>>73974450
Tomorrow is patrician-tier desu

Also very easy on the eyes, especially at night

>>73974433
>there are even more non-American spergs

This.

>>73974466
I dunno, for some reason I prefer Yotsuba for 4chan.
Which is weird because I always use Tomorrow-like themes for terminal emulators and such.

>>73974482
>entire discussion is about someone getting treated badly because they are different racist

>the person arguing against this is quite clearly extremely racist and therefore biased in the argument

>this somehow doesn't matter

Made me think for a moment

>>73974355
>What does that have to do with MMA and fighting you goof?
Ok, now you're just trolling. You don't understand why a fighter's personality is important?
>Everytime I come on here you're always sperging out about Woodley and calling him an ape
I've LITERALLY never called Woodley an ape. Just you and your fuckbuddy. And the reason i'm doing that every time you're here is because every time you're here you're racebaiting.
>more than you ever do Bisping
Guess you weren't there when i lost my shit during the Hendo robbery then. Also, i call Bisping out whenever he's brought up. Which is not as often as Woodley, considering you're the one who keeps using him to bait.
>all this fabricated projection about me
You're racist as well, Jamal, don't even deny it, so don't for ONE SECOND act like you're better then me. Also, Woodley ISN'T loud, he is FAR from confident considering all he does is bitch, and he is outspoken only in the sense that literally not even other black fighters know what the fuck he's talking about.

>>73974534

It's so dumb how this Serb can't see he's proving Woodley right. Lol what's wrong with him?

>>73974164
because if their race doesn't make them superior, it means they're scum, lowest of the low.

>>73974534
>ask for proof how the fuck is he treated badly

>keep getting insulted because of my race

>no proof provided

This should really boggle your noggin' then: the person being racist is you.

>>73974569
We've already told you. Your own hypocrisy alone proved that besides what was already discussed

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>tfw /heem/ is a bees nest

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Goodnight /heem/

Sleep comfy (or have a comfy afternoon)

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>>73974780

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>>73974773
>>73974782

I unironically wish you would both post this often together all the time, it's great

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>>73974773
>tfw DC is the true natty goat and Jones who can't roid or eyepoke anymore is literally hiding until he retires

>>73974782
Rcism is a meme bro, don't get worked up by these clowns in this thread

>>73974541

If I cared about personality, I'd watch mandrama. Bisbong is a loud, boring, mostly mediocre fighter who spergs like you love to latch onto cause of le bantz xD His fights, other than 199, are boring point festivals where he jabs and leg kicks his way to a decision. Boring, boring fighter but you love him for his loud mouth.

>You're racist as well, Jamal

It's cute how you're trying to drag me down to your level. I almost never race-bait unless I come here and you're sperging out about Woodley like you always do lol.

>not even other black fighters know what the fuck he's talking about.

Other black fighters agree with what he's saying.

Also it's hilarious how you're trying to argue not being racist when you might as well have a giant Hitler poster hanging in your bedroom with how you type.

Just own up to it you sperg.

>>73974855
>Not for violence but peace and unity
>black on black violence most prevaillent form of violent crime
Loving every laff.

t-minus 50 minutes until the obese frump spammer makes his way home from a day of bullying and being shoved into locker-rooms.

>>73974922
Lol white boi btfo

>>73974955

Why would you care about black on black violence when you live in Serbia lol whats wrong with you?

>Serbian lecturing anyone about violence

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BREAKING

>>73974922
>W-WERE PEOPLE TOO
>R-RACIST

>>73974969

Filter game on point lol

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all this whiteboi and nigger nigger talk could be funny but when you realize its a bunch of 15-35 year old white guys without college degrees then it gets sad

>>73974997
Edgy Brah will be there as well barring unfortunate events.

>>73974780
Night la

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>>73974997
looking forward to this

>>73974969
>>73974981

interesting

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>>73975016

When you realize it's some sperg freezing his balls of in Serbia then it becomes even more hilarious.

How do I filter dockie's spam again?

>>73975057

I can't tell you while he's here.

>>73975066
What am I looking at here?

>>73975031
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1483844562064.webm

>>73975102
>yet kill mostly each other.

So do other races lol educate yourself polturd

>>73975115

a sad cry for attention

>Tfw can't tell people how to filter dockie without tipping him off

Come on guys use common sense for a second.

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Can't wait for Rogancast tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY_CmhnC4dA&t

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>Alex Jones on JRE

>>73975115
what was it?

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>>73975131

>>73975097
>Jordan Peterson
>le unique because I'm sensible man
He's alright as a person, but the podcast is nowhere near as entertaining as burr or the Alex/edgy will be

>>73975077
pm me on heemcord la
https://discordapp.com/channels/231954455287824384/231954455287824384

>>73975206
Some meat on a ledge.

>>73975236

That link isn't leading me anywhere lad

>>73975309
https://discord.gg/4pvdzVa

>>73975334

Sent ;)

>>73975294
how can anyone watch peterson for more than 15 minutes?

>>73974358
why does your smug rashad say adan

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>tfw McGregor ko's Mayweather, Khabib, Ferguson, Woodley, Nate, Aldo, Holloway, Frankie, Pacquiao, Anderson, Lesnar, Cena, Vince McMahon, Canelo, GSP, GGG, and Dana stiff, in that order

>>73975294
Like I said he's alright as a person, but he has the personality of a secondary school teacher. Plus he teaches meme subjects in college.
He brings precisely zero (00) bants

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>Tap like chicken
>6 months later fight for title

What UFC mean by this?

>>73975379
back up doo

lol

>>73974997
this is why Rogan isn't respected by anyone outside of pot-smoking bjj practitioners

mmadigest or mmaworld?

>>73975533
mmadigest all the way la
who the fook is mmaworld

>>73975533
MmaNation

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do it for her

>>73975533
mmajunkie

Based Punk returning to UFC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUpC-iCtpk4

>>73975511
"we can be as legitimate as the WWE if enough money is involved"

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>>73975490
He still wouldn't had beaten his toughest fight then

>>73975533
mmaworld, digest isnt as dank

>>73975597

*gallops towards you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqyu6qCnSfw

>>73975608
champ and meme

>>73975493
Reverse sjws are almost as annoying as their reverse counterparts.
Absolutely not mad at DCposting though
>>73975559
Is that bisping's kid?

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>>73975699
yeah

>>73975543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz5juWzMvT0
joanna rogan

>>73975669
its the music

>>73975850
The fact you can't even understand the irony of your virtue signalling just proves you are one lol

It has absolutely nothing to do with just being anti-SJW

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>>73975875
Dana's car is cool as a polar bear

>>73975517
throw it baby

throw it

>tfw Bisping is literally sitting by himself at home thinking of ways to injure himself
SEE YUO SOON, BOI

>>73976042
He's stalling until Yoel pisses hot

>>73976086
I hope Romero continues to fail tests and get off on tainted supplements claims, just to watch pathetic geek MMA fans explode

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>>73976042

>tfw Bisbong somehow heems Yoel

It's going to be hilarious.

>>73975989

Draw one guy less flattering doesnt make his arguments any less valid

And vice versa

>>73976128
>Bisping literally fails upwards into breaking Anderson's record somehow
I would love it

>>73976128

When pigs fly

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>>73976128
It would be amazing

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>>73976128
It's going to happen m8
Bisking is too durable, Romero won't be able to stop him and he'll be gassed out by the end of the 3rd.
Bisping via rd 4 TKO

>>73976173

Too old for that unfortunately, my guess is that he's going to retire in a couple of years

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>>73976182
CONCEIVE BELIEVE ACHIEVE

ITS HIS DESTINEH, BUDDEH

BELIEVE YOU ME

>>73975989
>my idiocy is less idiotic than yours!!!

The first step towards pathological undoing

>>73975632
>his toughest fight

cocaine addiction?

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>>73976264
YES, NOW MY DEAD DAUGHTER CAN REST IN PEACE

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>>73976191

>Two heems in one.

I'm glad it's part of mma history.

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What's next for The Fuck Master?

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>>73976245

His destineh is for Romero to take him down and ground and pound him into submission. He wakes up every night in a cold sweat next to his wife thinking about the fate that awaits him.

>>73976295
my wife's son

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>>73972813
fuck julianna pena

Upcoming events:

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2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
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3/18: UFC FN 107 - TBA

Previous thread: >>73967127

News:

>WSOF sold
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/826501678400684032

>Kamaru Usman on Blackzilians split
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/ufcs-kamaru-usman-were-still-the-blackzilians-but-we-just-dont-have-a-big-gym-anymore

>Shevchenko vs Pena did low numbers
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/1/31/14456586/valentina-shevchenkos-win-over-julianna-pena-does-second-lowest-fox-numbers
>>73975989
le comic in which the person that represents your viewpoint is rational, physically attractive, and successful, and the person that represents ideologies you disagree with isn't

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>>73976295

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>>73976309
Don't play with my emotions like that boi, h'okay ?

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>>73975809
Him not even being nominated for the SPOTY was the biggest disappointment of 2017 tbqhwy

>>73975721
>>73975850
It's cause you go straight to your black dildo drawer as soon as anyone says they're not into liberal arts talk.
I get that you study that stuff but keep it off heem alright
>An academic environment is not one you want polluted by strict ideologies, it's not the people opposing SJW weakling pussies that push for fictitious pronouns.
>It's perfectly acceptable to oppose these people if you have any concern whatsoever for Western civilisation as a whole.
Noone here's interested in reading your essays

Is it true MMA fighters have shittier chins or they just sloppier when it comes to leaving their chin out?

Rate this week's UFC card:

Dennis Bermudez vs. Chan Sung Jung
Alexa Grasso vs. Felice Herrig
Abel Trujillo vs. James Vick
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Volkan Oezdemir
Anthony Hamilton vs. Marcel Fortuna
Jéssica Andrade vs. Angela Hill
Adam Milstead vs. Curtis Blaydes
Chas Skelly vs. Chris Gruetzemacher
Ricardo Ramos vs. Michinori Tanaka
Tecia Torres vs. Bec Rawlings
Alex Morono vs. Niko Price
Daniel Jolly vs. Khalil Rountree

>>73976456
?

>>73976456
I'd say sloppy, because they have to worry about other stuff and can't always focus the time on getting until Edmund's boxing sessions

>>73976456
When these guys get hit, they can't take a punch to save their ass

Matthew Holt @MatthewHoltVP 12m12 minutes ago

More $$ wagered on Denis Bermudez right now than all other fighters on UFC FN 104 card combined. The 3.5 year layoff having big influence

https://twitter.com/MatthewHoltVP/status/826549950234316800

>>73976501
>Denis

>>73976495
Do MMA fighters have shittier chins, do they not handled getting punched better

OR

Do they simply do a shittier job of protecting their chin and protecting themselves from getting knocked out

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>>73976456
they don't have pillows wrapped around their fists

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>>73976486
Will watch Sunday morning/10

>>73976501
jessica andrade -465 lol

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How would he have done in MMA?

Could he have been another person to conquer pro-wrestling and MMA?

>>73976544
Boxing gloves make me more woozy desu, they feel more concussive

Lads Dana might actually make Ngannou/Cain next

Will the Houston crowd root for Felice Herrig or Alexa Grasso?

>>73976486

OSP vs Volkan oezdemir is the one to watch out for, new LHW blood against a top 10 LHW

>>73976607
That's the worst of the top guys for him, JDS or Reem would be better fights if they want to build up Ngannou's stock

>>73976607

Ngannou for the title next. He's earned it dammit.

>>73976669
osp is going to ko this guy

watched some of oezdemirs matches and hes not that good

Has OSP's chin been deleted?

>>73976684
>>73976685
Dana's was on UFC unfiltered and didn't really say no to Ngannou calling out Cain. He said that's who Ngannou wants and Cain is back in April, it sort of sounds like he's considering it but he's not a dumb promoter. He must know Ngannou needs a bit more time to develop before fighting a monster like Cain

>>73976684
Throw him to the wolves, this is the right thing to do

>>73976684
Werdum is the worst for Ngannou, he's crafty enough to pull off some memeshit to end the hype train

cain vs Ngannou skips all the bullshit and gets to the point

>>73976705
Dana is a sub retard.

>>73976705

Cain is a bad match-up for him cause of the wrestling, but if Cody Garbrandt can get a title shot then so can Ngannou.

new CHAMP CAMP lads these are kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr3PVj979ng

>>73976723

Based T-WOOD

>>73974119
this desu

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>>73976607
>yfw dana actually books this fight and Cain TKO's him inside one
>dana's face when Cain stops another potential superstar
>dana's face when Cain is literally a bane to the UFC

>>73976708
Werdum has great striking but he's also not particularly hard to hit. I also don't think he survives too many N-Bombs. Though he also has the threat of his ground game to really keep Ngannou on his toes, ie; how he memed Mark Hunt to walk straight into a flying knee

*portions dip*

Dana also said on Unfiltered that Lawler accepted Diaz but Diaz turned it down

We knew that but he mentioned he's now offered Diaz Damian Maia and if Diaz turns that down, he'll give Maia to Masvidal

WASSSUPPPP CHAMP CAMP

>>73976803
Nick isn't coming back and neither is Nate most probably

>>73976803
Was really hoping Maia's next fight would be a title shot but I think he could win both those fights

>>73976243
In a couple of years? He'll retire after Yoel relieves him of the belt.

40 year old Maia would get slept by Masvidal

>>73976684

Cain can't even make it to the octagon, doctors probably won't clear him to fight.

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>>73976803
Maia deserves a title shit ffs

Also he is a terrible matchup for Masvidal.Why kill the Masvidal hype like this and not give him some spicy bangers first

>>73976723

These are so highly produced 2bh

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>>73974066
i love seeing butt-scooting guardfags get absolutely btfo

>>73976882
who is she fighting next?

>>73976882
Exactly. Masvidal-Diaz next while Maia faces Woodley-Wonderboy winner.

>>73976902
>Masvidal-Diaz
THAT SOUNDS NOICE

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>>73976870
masvidal would sleep ngannou in the first
masvidal would tap demian maia
masvidal would beat an african elephant by dominant UD
masvidal has never been hit or taken down in his career

Open weight no gi maia vs. eddie bravo who wins and how?

>>73976897
>that one whiteboi at the bottom so traumatized by what he sees he calls it 'fake'

kek
KEK

>>73976882
masvidal can actually defend a takedown tho

>>73976870
>>73976925
Maia is a bigger WW though and has looked good as fuck since USADA moved in

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How do you go from this.....

>>73976899
dont know pham

Hopefuly not Andrade.I would like to see her vs Calderwood

>>73976927
edgy via vaporiser

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.........to this?

>>73976925
>im the same age as ngannous opponent there
>tfw I look nothing like that

where did i go wrong heem

>>73976899
Ana Cláudia Dantas Gadelha

what's the best way to cheat and not get caught by USADA?

>>73974066

DELET THIS

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>>73977005

is there a solution to the belt/money fight problem?

there are so many good fights to make, but ppl don't want them because either they aren't for the belt or because its not a money fight

example, jacare rockhold

def not a money fight, but everyone wants to see it

2017 looks so bleak

>>73977005
Don't open the door when they knock.

>>73977070

>taking some ledditors word as fact

even if he is on the money, I doubt that is how it goes down now

they are constantly evolving and trying to stay 1 step ahead of usada

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>>73977083

>206er tries to make a point near you

>>73977070

>Reddit

>>73977104

im actually a 194er so i've been around but thanks

>>73976568
spiderman would have been a dominant welterweight but i doubt he would have been able to get licensed due to his super powers. he would have had to hide them or smthn

who is the worst striker in the ufc?

>>73977145

>who is the worst striker in the ufc?

Maia

>>73977145
Donald Cerrone

>>73977145
probably megan olivi

>>73977145

>Ryan Hall

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>>73977145

Any other punished fighters?
>Rockhold
>Cerrone
>Cruz

Remember JUST and Punished have a difference.

>>73977164

this unironically made me a huge fan of cody

but I fear TJ is gonna light him up like a christmas tree

I hope cody just sleeps him in the first exchange ala mcgregor

>>73977145

CM Punk

>>73977182
Why are whites so fragile?

>>73977201

anything but friend

Honda never should have been in there in the first place

25 yo here with no martial arts experience. How long would it take for me to become GOAT? niggannou did it in 3 years. im also drunk ama.

>>73977221
http://www.claudiagadelhaacademy.com/

>>73977185
Weedman

>>73977225
thanks my dude

>>73977221

Are you black? If so then you already missed the train.

>>73977221

post your stats

how many fights u been in

are you willing to be very poor for a very long time?

have you ever been concussed?

Is this good technique?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP7DVDlA-7S/

>>73974119
He's an arrogant twat who disrespects fighters on a public forum without having the balls to even show his face. Great analyst though.

>>73977250
ive been in a couple, already have a stitch on my head. love adrenaline, am agressive but not that athletic. r8.

>>73977262
Yes

>>73977272
Switch to water

>>73977249
im hwite, kinda look like gsp without the jawline

>>73977272

not enough info i need your stats

height/weight

>18 ft tall
>3000 lbs
>7000lbs deadlift
>2 second 40 yard dash

How would i do in the UFC?

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>>73977070
Sounds an awful lot like the tactics Lance Armstrong and so many other cyclists used to beat USADA for years. Even this is 100% Wikipedia-based fiction there are parts of this that ring true to me.

At the very least it's awfully suspicious that no draws or current champions have popped since the UFC signed their deal with USADA.

>>73977272

then why do you need liquid courage?

>>73977302
>no draws or current champions have popped since the UFC signed their deal with USADA

lol

>>73977305
dont really need it m8 just not much else to do, trying to make conversation here

>>73977317

the fact that you won't list your height weight tells me either your a manlet or a fatty

anyway i still say go for it

whats the worst that will happen? you'll get beat up but at least you'll know it wasn't for you

go for it lad, /heem/ will follow and support you

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>>73977268
Like I said, I'd like to see a link to or a cap of wht you're referring to.

I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)
Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

>>73977317
Real men don't drink. It's the first step toward becoming a martial artist.

>>73974997
Why exactly is this meeting of the minds?

I know shit about this Alex Jones btw

>>73977334
I would absolutely meme all over you with my donkey guard