Sunderland vs Tottenham Match Thread

>watching this unironically

Blunderland sign nobody today!

>>73972606
what team do you support mate

>sign
>nobody
>today
Not one player!

>>73972596
>Vorm
>worry.png

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defoe and lescott to score in the last 10 minutes to make it 2-2

tell me about kane, why does he score the goals?

>>73972778
>tell me about kane, why does he score the goals?
coz no one else will

will sunderlanD

Dembele is a fucking monster

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remember

>>73972778
Le english tapinaldo

Woah, just had a vision lads. Kane is about to score!

Why is Vorm playing?

>>73973232
Imagine if Dembele could pass as well as he can dribble, he'd be the best midfielder in the world.

>>73973379
Wrong. Janssen will come on to score a brace

Why wont >Moyes play Gooch?

>>73973381
Lloris is sick apparently

Rodwell should get a red, what the fuck

That"s a red, fuck off

The fuck is this ref playing at?

>>73973539
PL refs do this shit all the time. Remember when Dier tried to murder everyone in Stamford Bridge and only got a yellow?

Guys I just had a bowel movement and saw blood in the water. My poo was brown as always so at least i know its not intestinal ass cancer or something but im still scared

Wat do?

>go to the doctor

Im not insured (yeah, yeah, laugh it up on our shitty healthcare system hurr durr ameridiesinhospitalbecausecouldntpayfortriplebypasssurgery)

Also that was a red

Damn it, Son

Chelski gol

>>73973642
you just have hemoroid

Son off at half time
Janssen on

>>73973707
So should i buy ass cream or something?

>>73973777
Buy whatever the adverts tell you to buy then ask your doctor about it

How are Sunderland not down to 9 men right now?

What shall I post during half time?

>>73973865
/slags/

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>>73973895

>>73973959
Quite a good post

Missed the first half

How did we play lads

>>73973997
As well as you can against 10 men in their own penalty box

Rodwell should have been sent off

Rose injured

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>>73973997
Bit mediocre really, it's the usual "try to break down 10 men in their own box" thing.

>>73973959
>>73973915
fucking excellent slags lads, thanks

>>73974013
Shiit what kind of injury

>>73974185
He swallowed a chicken bone whilst eating kfc

>>73974185
From what I saw either the player's studs hit the underside of his foot or he rolled on his ankle

>>73974247
Wow absolutely hilarious mate well done

>>73974260
Thanks lad

Any Sunderland fans on here?

Spurs next 6 fixtures are

HAHHAH

It's written in the stars. Spurs will hilariously fuck up and drop out of top 4

Kane is fucking shit. Absolutely no presence on the pitch

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>sissoko for son
>janssen for kane (might as well..)

>tfw no Janssen substitution gf

>>73974319

Middlesbrough (H)
Liverpool (A)
Gent (A)
Fulham (A)
Gent (H)
Stoke (H)

Wat u talkin bout m8?

>tfw we didn't cash in on Kane

>>73974554
League games you absolute melon

>>73974583

>moving the goalposts

lol, take a seat pal

>>73974600
But my original post talked about Spurs fucking up their league position you spanner

>>73974613
Oh yeah, you're right. I apologize

>>73974613

Let's assume that the world can fathom the intricacies which fill your mind but which you are unable to articulate because you are literally fucking retarded:

Middlesbrough (A)
Liverpool (A)
Stoke (H)
Everton (H)
Crystal Palace (A)
Southampton (H)

I repeat, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>73974683
Spurs are at home against Middlesbrough lol

>>73974719

You're right, my bad.

Middlesborough (H)

Need Sissoko on

>>73974728
I forgive you

>Wanpooma

>>73974559
leoneofourown meme

Need a Pochettino bf that takes off Son for Sissoko

A bit unfair on Wanyama. A low ball which he had to dive to head, as a DM? You could criticise Kane for not getting it down but not really Wanyama.

The Sperms thought they could just walk into this game methinks

Spurs are Dier

IS Eriksen shit again?

Alderweireld playing as a #10 now. This is what >we have to deal with. 10 men in their own box

Jesus FUCK this game has been absolute trash. Comfy thread though. Which is a shame.

Gonna watch the dippers and the chavs.

For fricks sake Spurs you silly custards

We didn't post enough slags

le build his confidence with penalties man

We're to honestly going to drop points to Sunderland are we?

Spurs were shit and Sunderland had 11 men in the box

this was your chance you god damn spuds

>>73975743
Arsenal fucking up and Chelsea drawing. Spurs were always going to blow their chance. They always do

So glad i only got up for the second half for this dogshit