/trans/ & /epl/

>Leeds

genuinely the worst thread

Which Dembele are we talking about?

>loan >loan >loan >loan >loan >loan >loan >loan

member when we had 7 threads for deadline day at this point in the day?

>Leeds

>>73970537
That Celtic lad youth guy. Moussa or something.

>>73970526
Yeah but he wasn't £30m when he was linked

>>73970520
>12:32: Alex MacDonald [Oxford - Mansfield] Free

Good. He's not needed any more. Got Johnson and Maguire.

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ayo who up

>>73970548
They're all called Moussa you donut

>>73970561
one's Mousa and the other's Moussa shitlord

m8 got knocked out by a chinese exchange student on the weekend and is now saying its racist to take the piss out of him for it

what do

>>73970542
Yeah. Bit of a meme Deadline Day.

But Raul Correia has moved from a non-league to a league team. That should be interesting.

>>73970564
I'm glad you clarified the situation for me

>>73970561
>>73970564
There's a really good one called Ousmane, but the rest are all variations of Moussa

>>73970574
Ousmane is probably Malian for Moussa

>>73970566
Is your mate white? If not, yes, it's racist. This is the UK m8.

>>73970572
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moussa_Demb%C3%A9l%C3%A9_(French_footballer)

I did qualify it was Celtic lad.

Dembele's been great at Celtic but he's still shown raw patches at that low level of football, what on earth would he offer Chelsea? The only way I could see it being real is if they loan him out too but then why even bother overypaying in Janurary? It's a desperate rumor to drum up excitement for this crappy deadline day.

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mooser dembelay

why is ivanovic going to spain to do a medical?

Javi Martinez?

>>73970609
Going to China I heard

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would anyone like to come over and cuddle whilst we watch deadline day? :)

im a gril btw

>>73970617
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>>73970617
ew no thanks

>>73970617
how big is your penis

>>73970621
>that one extra dash on the middle line between N and D that ruins the perfect rectangular shape

fuck sake mate sort your life out

>>73970634
Fucking where you autist? Why don't you fix the ''mistake'' and post the fixed version.

>>73970634
ok m8 meet me outside nandos in newcastle town centre. 15 minutes

im gonna heem you

Post yfw for this transfer window

>>73970526
He was valued at £20m at the time and he's a 19 year old with an ability score in the UCL for a shit team and was French U21 player of the year. That's peanuts for that sort of potential.

>>73970649
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Did it for him, twat

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>>73970189
>ketchup
>in the fridge
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>73968603
>>73968614
Why have Australians turned on their club?

>>73964206
this

>>73970294
Yes, he's the manager of Darmstadt.

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>>73970653

>>73970596
few good performances in europe too, he's definately raw but has potential.

buy him from celtic then loan him back for a seasonto develop under brenny's meme magic.

>>73970655
if he was valued at 20m why didnt a decent club want him on a free

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>>73970653

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>>73970653

>>73970667
They didn't know in July. Also he was linked with Tottenham a few months before but they went with Jansen.

>>73970664
>buy him from celtic then loan him back for a seasonto develop under brenny's meme magic.
But it's pointless. He's on a long contract and only been there for 6 months, there is no reason to overpay in this window when you could just wait until the next window and get a better deal.

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LMAO

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>>73970653

>>73970659
Literally no difference. Am I being trolled?

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>>73970653

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>>73970653

>>73970694
bet you're using a mac aren't you you poof

>>73970659
>Shitzen calling anybody else a twat

Fucking LOL.

>>73970686
His price isn't going to go down in the next window.

>>73970667
if he went to a better team in a better league he'd probably not get much playing time over bigger name players at this age, much more chance of actually getting a game at a team like celtic.

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>>73970653

No players in or out.

>>73970694
compare the ends of the middle rows in both

The N sticks out less in the second. There were 4 dashes between the N and D in the original when there should've been three

>>73970704
Explain the Shitzen meme please bong

who are the real winners this transfer window?

>>73970724

Agents

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>>73970653

>>73970720
>compare the ends of the middle rows in both

I'm blind. No idea what you guys are on about desu.

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>>73970653

>>73970750
you're a bit of a mong lad

>>73970750
iss cool mayne, the difference is slight

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>>73970653

>£60m used to get you Kaka
>now it gets you Sakho and Dembele

What went wrong?

>>73970757
Oh wait, I now get it. Yeah it's slightly different.

>>73970760
I got it now, it's all better now. Thanks.

>>73970773
>£35m got liverpoo andy carrol neva4get

money in england hasn't been right for a long time

>>73970782

Worth every penny la

lads

LADS

>leeds

>>73970773
Nothing. Just overrated black players as usual.

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>Everton make a £18m bid for Wayne Rooney

Well I'll be a shit-covered dick

>>73970720
Shitzen is an Irish shitposter originally know as Fitzen. He's most famous for shitposting heavily against Arsenal and United. His name changed because he was photographed fucking a toilet.

Is United's Crippling Debt still around?

>>73970826
Haha thanks, had no idea that picture was of an actual poster, I remember Fitzen. Haven't been browsing /sp/ in a while

>>73970817
Rooney + 15m for Coleman who says no?

>Villa boss Steve Bruce says he has received no enquiries about Ross McCormack - who he said missed training because his gates would not open and he could not climb over a relatively small wall - and insisted the striker will continue to train with the club's under-23s until he apologises to him. (Talksport)
Rumours of Forest showing an interest
Would love him back at Leeds

>>73970826
>he was photographed fucking a toilet.

Nothing wrong with that lass

>>73970840
Oh he is. He's on nearly every day.

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this is the worst thing in the world

why would you do this?

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I miss the real fitty

>>73970843
Eve'on for sure

>everyone saying this window has been shit
>my team has signed about 7 players in the last 7 days

Well at least i'm having fun

what happens to these reporters inside the stadiums once it gets closer to the games played there tonight?

>>73970881
>my team
Which manager are you?

>>73970886
They get bombarded with purple dildos

>>73970886
Woooow, I didn't even know there would be games tonight.

>>73970889
it's clearly steve bruce

>>73970886

Watch and find out.

It's a good chance to see the diversity levels in each city.

>>73970889
Steve Bruce

You want anything from the chippy?

>>73970909
same, discovered about an hour ago via facebook that we're playing sunderland today

meh who knew

can someone sign for the other team at half time?

>>73970930

Yes mate, it happens at testimonials all the time.

>>73970930
yes, but they can't be registered for the game

>mfw sam is suddenly gone from the touchline at 28'

>>73970930
Would be funny. I suppose they could sign the final page to confirm their contract, don't think there's any time you have to wait before you can play for the other team.
You'd have to be an epic troll of a team to do it though

>>73970930
Don't they have to be registered in some FIFA system? If the ownership or license or whatever is passed on to another club I guess that could be a problem?

>>73970945
le epic troll xD

>>73970946
Oh nevermind, missed the part where it would be the opposition club.

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Just a reminder that Irish posters are literally the worst

Ask a lad that's on a train that's too crowded to check for the freshest transfers anything

>>73970857
Have they got someone on this year talking about Football Manager stats?

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>>73970956
>(You)

>>73970959
if it's too crowded to check transfers, then why isn't it too crowded for chan?

>>73970964
of course.. comparing davies to ranocchia... but this is a whole new level of awful

Burnley have signed westwood

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha cheers Dyche, he's your problem now

>>73970861
It doesn't need to be the real fitty to be a fucking cancerous shitposter.

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>british internet police in charge of knowing theres more than one norwegian poster

Get fucking rekt lad, I've just came home from a late night at the office. Sort out your life, you're pathetic.

>caulker gone to russia
[monkey noises and thrown bananas intensify]

>>73970915
>>73970922
I see.

Win the Championship next season Steve. Good luck

burnley are probably going to stay up, so why are they continuing to make these extremely tinpot signings?

>>73971053
dyche is always prepping for the championship no matther what

>>73971007
>>73971046
something's happening?

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>>73970653
>mfw waiting for something, anything to happen

>>73971053
*horrible voice* we're poor dontcha know

>>73971053
who knows t b h

>be a club with relatively limited resources
>decide to waste said limited resources by overpaying for awful lower league shite

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>Arsenal have just 1 fixture (Sutton Utd) in 16 days between 15 Feb & 4 Mar. First-team will probably get a good break before run-in.

>>73971036
Nice forced meme. There isn't. Wanna known how I know? I have 4chan plugins which assign a ID to every poster. There is, has been and always was one Norwegian poster.

You.

Stop trying to pretend you didn't shitpost constantly in order to get (You)'s and now when people have learnt to ignore you, called you on it and tell you to fuck off, you're pretending there is 'totally more of us'. No. Fuck you.

>>73971046
Is Caulker actually any good?

>berbatov
wut?

>>73971117
>I have 4chan plugins which assign a ID to every poster
hahahahaha fuck off you autist

>>73971129
He still plays?

>>73971129
Holy shit
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/583932/Transfer-News-West-Ham-Aston-Villa-Dimitar-Berbatov
>DIMITAR BERBATOV is heading to England with Aston Villa and West Ham keen on the striker, a shock report from Bulgaria claims.

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'18'

>>73971121

No he's shit

His Southampton loan spell was ended early beacuse he was shit and Liverpool signed him as a striker because he was too shit to play in defense

>>73971131
>a-a-autiist!!!
>you wanting a guaranteed way to prevent samefaggotry is autistic

you're probably the Payetfag as well.

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Milivojevic

>>73971153
you forgot this is an anonymous website you autist? fuck off

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>>73970653

For the first window in as long as I can remember it doesn't feel like shit to be a Villa fan

Total spend: £174.6m
Total sales: £205.8m
Total profit: £31.2m

>over a quarter of the total sales was from Oscar

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>>73971117
>the absolute state of you

>>73971168
And? I make sure it isn't so people can't samefag.

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>>73970653
r-rafa pls

>>73971183
Where did £31.2 million of the money go

>>73971117
>I have 4chan plugins which assign a ID to every poster
Kys tbqh famalam

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>swap deal between Barrow and Borini for Swansea and Sunderland - Daily Star

>>73971188
>keeping the website anonymous by giving each poster an ID
PLEASE hang yourself

>people still reply to norway
>even to shitpost

fucking ruining this board

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>>73971188
Just end it already lad, it's about time.

>>73971237
Nice photoshoppe kid

>>73971245
Do you really think I'm even at home at 11 fucking PM? I have a job.

really don't rate Liverpool's treatment of Sakho

>>73971173
It'll be back to normal for us after full time tho q

>>73971264
i've heard that he was ostracized after it was found out that he had double glazing

>>73971237
I don't think that proves anything, lad.

>>73971264
He should return to captain PSG desu

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>I don't rate Norwegian posters

It's too fucking cold in this country

>>73971291
man up you poof

>>73971288
He's good at getting replies, I'll give him that.

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>>73971291
At least you have a huge meme in office so that's something

Lads just bought a new toothbrush for the first time in 10 months. Damn me mouth feels clean

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>>73971315
>10 months

You might as well brush with a rubber band, how the fuck do you keep the same brush for 10 months?

>>73971315
>>73971291
Don't reply to him lad. He's trying his best tonight.

>>73970844
Never gonna happen m8. Left on bad termsb

>>73971304
More like layer up amirite
>>73971307
He has his moments
>>73971348
>tonight
Oh, I almost forgot there were games today. thanks mate

>>73971307
"if you have sex with animals, you win"

-Trudeau 1/30/2017

>>73971378
>>73971367
>ends up replying anyway

I don't think you understand how this works. Then again, you probably did it because I said not to. It's OK. I don't want friends anyway...

>>73971306
>Tfw don't get a (you) buzz anymore
I envy baiters

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>>73971419
I forgot if I already wrote this, but ccd0's 4chanX gives a me a notification whenever I get a (you), this way I know immediately if someone replied to me. The downside is that now I don't have the magic of closing what I am doing and finding the nice surprise of a reply.

>>73971378
Where did this meme come from exactly? I spent about two hours last night going through all the shit thats been happening since that Shia LaJUST arts project or whatever the fuck went up, but I never understood where the dog fucking came from. Did the meme PM say something about animal fuckers or something?

>>73971020
tru dat

>>73971291
I NEED A BLANKET CUZ I'M COLD MUTHAFUCKA

https://twitter.com/IndyFootball/status/826486293496471553

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DO CHELSEA KEEP GETTING THESE SUPER HIGH FEES FOR THEIR PLAYERS

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Official /trans/ theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reBq2eudee8

Any update on the good CB's to Leicester situation?

>>73971510
Chinese ones were blatantly Roman bumping it up himself since he's so obsessed with FFP.

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> No signings

We're finished.

Goodbye Claudio.

>Trump literally bringing two Supreme Court candidates to DC to have a televised final tomorrow

Really looking forward to the /sp/ game threads

>>73971510
he is a good young defender tbf which is rare

eddie meme might have to wait a while before he can add to his scalectrix collection if this goes through

>>73971528
>CB's
>'s

>>73971528
Their bid for Mathias Zanka was turned down, possible late bid for Erik Sviatchenko.

>>73971528
None. All of Ranieri's signings have been shit and now he can't get anyone. Him and Jon Rudkin are fucking retards when it comes to transfers.

Klopp's rallying cry to #lfc fans/players via programme: "We know when at our best we're as good, if not better, than anyone in this league"

>>73971543
Sviatchenko's looked dodgy for a good bit, might have been angling a move for this window.

>>73971557
I've never been fully convinced by him, and also he's perhaps not the best addition to a defense that's so slow to begin with.

Sky Sources: Chad is reportedly very close to securing a deal to sign your gf on loan, with an option to make the deal permanent in June. Story developing.

>>73971588
Joke's on you, I don't even have a girlfriend

>>73971588
... It is understood that Chad has been courting your gf for some time now, and that your gf is interested in ending her contract with you in favour of Chad.

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Argie scumbag on suicide watch

>>73971551
good post

>jon rudkin

can't stand that smug cunt

>>73971588
didnt even know anon fc had gf

even checked in the reserves and youth squad

Hayley McQueen is a THIIIIIIIIC little worldie.

Jordan Rhodes apparently having a medical at Sheffield Wednesday
Can't understand why Karanka doesn't like him

>>73971611
>mr no goals

his goalscoring record is pretty good t b h

last season he got 6 league goals in about as many starts

>>73971588
>>73971609
Sources close to your gf state that her reluctance to perform for you is indeed related to Chad's courtship, and that you are no longer considered her first option for sex. Sky associates with Chad say that he is confident that the deal will be completed shortly.

>>73971631
>Kawanka
>liking anyone

>>73971611
feel bad for him tbqh, he was lied to

top lel I keep on reading sources as scousers

>do you have any scousers to back that up?
>according to scousers at the club

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP7rFm9DIFk/

imagine defending this

~dabs~

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*carves commitedly*

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-25752/Is-cleaner-air-killing-Scouse-accent.html

Really makes you think

>be horny
>go to a strip club
>beautiful woman dances on your crotch
>wew.jpg
>go home
>can't sleep all night
>raging erection
>run back to the stripclub
>stop at the jeweller's on the way there
>buy a wedding ring worth thousands of pounds

this whole Ake situation summed up

What is the best Beatles album and why is it Abbey Road?

>>73971631
Feels like every window Rhodes or McCormack are being sold for too much money.

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>>73971511

>>73971611
>Still pretending to be a Lestah fan
embarassing

>>73971659
just footballers having fun, walk on

>>73971711
the best thing including "beatles" in it is the black beatles song by rae sremmurd
otherwise the band itself never did anything worthy

>>73971711
Please Please Me

>"It looks like Moussa Dembele is going to be staying at Celtic"

OH REALLY?

Who can we actually trust for transfer news now? Sky have lost any ounce of respect that they had with this transfer window

>sunderland letting van aanholt go

So they basically only have Defoe left then

>>73971722
t. Nigger

>>73971631
>Can't understand why Karanka doesn't like him
because rhodes actually wants to play football and not dour mourinho jr ball

>we now have a shitposting Frenchfag in the thread


that's it lads, i'm out, hope they're gone by the time i'm back. take care bae.

Grosicki to Hull for 9 mil

>>73971740
>not rating pienaar, gibson, lescott, donaldo love or manquillo

>>73971588
>>73971609
>>73971640
stop it with the feels please

>reece oxford on loan to reading

remember when he dominated arsenals midfield and won 2-0 at the library then did nothing since

>>73971759

that manager seems like a slick operator

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>>73971736
Tried to warn you all desu.

>>73971747
mate you're a pardner

>Implying Dembele isn't going to City

>>73971766
>2015 was 7 years ago

fuck

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>Quick, our club is in decline, how can we relive the glory days of Clough at the City Ground. Nigel Clough?
>He doesn't want to come Mr. Fawaz
>Well then, how about...

love how people are saying this transfer window has been shit when almost all january windows are

it's been 6 years since the last genuinely entertaining one

>>73971769
Looks like a genuine upgrade for a manager but I'm not sure if Hull can overtake Swansea, really thin squad. Maybe if Middlesbrough or Leicester JUST themselves further.

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>Saunters toward the premier league

We got this senpai, just need a striker
>jordon mutch and Reese Oxford on loan
>ADRIAN Popa signs

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/squires/

>>73971795
is it true that american people live in wooden houses?

>>73971786
dont think any janury transfer window can top the ballad of andy carroll 2bh

>>73971795
>American Reading supporter
Fucking how?

As bad as that American QPR supporter.

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*signs darren gibson*

>>73971798
>Wordswordswordswords
3/10

>>73971827
liking the filename, very creative

>>73971814
I just happened to watch a reading vs united match the first time we were in the premier League and I just kinds fell in love with the club there.

>>73971814
wonder what happened to that american wolves fan who was convinced walter zenga was going to lead them to promotion

>>73971795
>yfw Big Jaap wins one for the 'ding

>>73971838
>we

>>73971843
lel that guy was a delusional fucktard

>I'm a real fan because muh shirts

> Leicester are getting another Algerian

Mahrez is up to something

>>73971798
>rusty star

Moderate kek

>>73971795
Is it American to use "toward" instead of "towards"?

>Luis Suarez signed for liverpool 6 years ago today

>>73971814
>American QPR supporter.
He had good taste.

>>73971814
Im a cuban in USA leeds supporter. Explain that one m8.

>2009 was 8 years ago

>>73971856
Towards is improper English

I just realised there's loads of games on tonight.

Why have they scheduled matches on deadline day?

No wonder no-one is launching cheeky last minute bids.

>>73971838
you fell in love with reading because they drew 1-1 to united?

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>>73971860
And Fernando Torres left Liverpool.

>>73971849
I had major doubts about him but he has turned everything around. He will be a top manager in the next 5 years. Hopefully he will stay with us a couple more years

>>73971874
>a midweek round of fixtures after the fa cup 4th round weekend and on deadline day

the fa are fucking mongs

>>73971814
QPR isn't as boring as Reading though.

Gareth sighs happily as he leans against the wall of the shower cubicle the hot spray beating down on his well worked body. He snaked his hand down to his soft cock and slowly began to stroke himself. Moaning he leaned his head back against the tiles and quickly jerked himself more rapidly it felt amazing and he had deserved this after scoring twice tonight.

Cristiano walked in the shower and half gasped half giggled as he found the sight in front of him Gareth opened mouthed with a hand stroking his cock furiously. It’s a well known fact Cristiano was gay but he wasn’t sure if Gareth knew that or not but either way he’s soon going to find out.

Cristiano tip toed forward doing his best to be quiet and not let Gareth open his eyes as soon as he reached Gareth’s body Cristiano dropped to his knees and took the hard cock from Gareth’s hand and shoved it into his mouth so fast Gareth couldn’t have stopped him.

“Huh? What? Cristiano?”

Cristiano smirked back up to him and started to bob his head up and down the hard shaft slowly, when Gareth made no sounds of resistance and didn’t start to move Cristiano moved his head up and down quicker pulling off every now and again to lick at the vein on the underside even using his other hand to fondle his balls. It wasn’t long until Cristiano had turned Gareth into a hot babbling mess and bits of pre cum were falling down his throat rather rapidly. Then all of a sudden Gareth’s orgasm came catching him by surprise his balls tightened and before he had the chance to tell Cristiano he was shooting down his throat though the older man just raised an eyebrow and swallowed the lot his mouth didn’t leave Gareth’s cock until the limp member had slipped out accompanied by a trail of spit and saliva.

>>73971888
Hang on, that's three days earlier.

Ah whatever: it's still hilarious.

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>>73971871

>>73971893
>He will be a top manager in the next 5 years
lolno

>9/11 was 16 years ago

>>73971871
now that i think of it 2009-2012 were very good years
it all went downhill after that though

>>73971883
I had never heard of reading but I knew who United were. I was about 13 so I thought that draw was a big deal. Then 8 years back I got into football again and read up on them, sir John madjeski and how the club was run and it's ethos and I started supporting them hardcore.

>>73971917
> South Africa World Cup was 7 years ago

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>Wet Spam have signed 32 strikers since David Gold and David Sullivan took control in January 2010

West Ham's 31 different strikers:

1. Ilan (free) from Saint Etienne - January 2010

2. Benni McCarthy (undisclosed) from Blackburn Rovers - January 2010

3. Mido (loan) from Middlesbrough - January 2010

4. Freddie Piquionne (undisclosed) from Lyon - July 2010

5. Victor Obinna (loan) from Inter Milan - August 2010

6. Demba Ba (undisclosed) from Hoffenheim - January 2011

7. Paul McCallum (undisclosed) from Dulwich Hamlet - January 2011

8. Robbie Keane (loan) from Tottenham - January 2011

9. Brian Montenegro (loan) Deportivo Maldonado - August 2011

10. John Carew (free) from Aston Villa - August 2011

11. Sam Baldock (undisclosed) from MK Dons - August 2011

12. Nicky Maynard (£2m) from Bristol City - January 2012

13. Sean Maguire (undisclosed) from Waterford United - January 2013

14. Andy Carroll (loan then £15m transfer) from Liverpool - August 2012 & June 2013

15. Modibo Maiga (£4.7m) from Sochaux - June 2013

16. Wellington Paulista (loan) from Cruzeiro - January 2013

17. Marouane Chamakh (loan) from Arsenal - January 2013

18. Danny Whitehead (free) from Stockport - June 2013

19. Mladen Petric (free) unattached - September 2013

20. Carlton Cole (free) unattached - October 2013

21. Marco Borriello (loan) from Roma - January 2014

22. Jaanai Gordon (undisclosed) from Peterborough - December 2013

23. Mauro Zárate (free) from Vélez Sarsfield - May 2014

24. Diafra Sakho (undisclosed) from FC Metz - August 2014

25. Enner Valencia (£12m) from Pachuca - July 2014

26. Nikica Jelavic (£3m) from Hull - August 2015

27. Emmanuel Emenike (loan) from Fenerbahçe - January 2016

28. Simone Zaza (£4.3m loan) from Juventus - August 2016

29. Jonathan Calleri (loan) from Deportivo Maldonado - August 2016

30. Antonio Martínez (undisclosed) from Valencia - August 2016

31. Ashley Fletcher (free) from Manchester United - July 2016

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>>73971627
She really is.

>>73971888

>that image

Liverpool had the last laugh desu. £50m and Torres turned out to have gone to shit due to his injury anyway.

>>73971935
>7-1 was 3 summers ago

>>73971798
literally plebbit: The comic

>>73971914
How much have you seen of the way he manages and of reading this season. Last year we lost all our quality players that was on loan and sold Norwood and Blackman. He bought some quality additions and we are in 3rd now when we were lower mid table last year. He is quality.

>>73971950
>Liverpool had the last laugh desu
They signed Andy Carroll for £35m.

The last laugh belonged to Mike Ashley.

>>73971957
good in the championship =/= good at a higher level

>>73971959
i mean he got relegated

the last laugh belonged to sunderland

>>73971940
>benni mccarthy
>freddie piquionne

Fucking kek

>>73971940
fuck me, so many players that you could all say
>you now remember ____
about

>>73971979
benni was good desu

>SSN talking about emojis

haha football will never stop getting worse

>>73971992
For Blackburn maybe. I can't remember him doing good for Wet Spam. Did he?

>>73972003
haha at least they aren't comparing players based on their FM stats right

>>73971888
still would of loved to see suarez and torres play together though

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>tfw

>>73972016
it would have been the same shitty torres chelsea got but with suarez. plus then they would have got about 15m for him in the summer

>>73972016
>would of

/trans + epl/ has a strict policy on intelligence and education level, if you're not up to our standards then don't post again.

>>73971901
Was picturing Garth Crooks at first desu.

Sunderland win tonight. 9/1 on Betfair. It's free money!

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> It's a Mike Ashley makes 20 deadline day bids to pretend he wanted to spend money episode

Getting sick of these re-runs

>>73972012
That would work so much better if it was like WhoScored's strengths and weaknesses system

Not perfect but still.

>>73972028
I do it to annoy the autist in /bet/, or is that you? You should of said you were here.

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Grosicki sounds decent desu

who is the best player you're club has brought this window?

>Vorm starting
>Not playing 3421

Sunderland will nick a 1-0 win

>>73972037
>WhoScored

they are good for raw data tbf

statistics in football still has a way to go

>>73972033
lol

Mannone
Jones, O'Shea, Kone, Manquillo
Denayer, Ndong, Larsson,
Borini, Defoe, Januzaj,

absolute toilet

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>>73972064
Sorry, Rodwell is playing, not Janujaz

Blunderland 0 - 7 Spurs

>>73972054
Ranocchia doesn't.

Feel it's the end of the Bruce era, especially with Junior gone to Wigan.

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does britfa.gs still have the country block on?

QUICK someone give me a last minute bullshit rumor

any updates on the hayley's massive areolas to my mouth situation?

>>73972064
moyes will win tonight

>>73972095
heard this >>73971811 earlier today is it true?

>>73972118
I need evidence for science purposes.

>>73972117
Sakho to Palace from Liverplop

>>73972118
On a free transfer from my mouth

>>73972092
yeah only heard bad things from inter/sampdoria fans. I'm just glad robbos staying desu

>Hugo Lloris has not travelled and misses out on tonight's game through illness

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> 4-4-1-1

We better fucking win ffs

>>73972117
schweinsteiger to milan

>>73972117
Joey Barton to celtic

>>73972054
He's a white version of a pacy black winger
Has flashes of brilliance interspersed with games where he does nothing

>>73972117
Gravy Boat to Carvery

>>73972117
Schweinsteiger to Leeds

>>73972033
Ah yes a team will win because someone put some numbers on them

>>73972148
That is bullshit

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>>73970653

>>73972117
Moyes to Man United

>tfw /lifelong/ Sutton supporter after taking them to CL victories in FM 08
>now just seem like a bandwagoner
excruciating feel lads

>Sunderland make third AND FINAL bid for Ulloa

BIG DRAMA ON DEADLINE DAY
I
G

D
R
A
M
A

Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Matip, Milner, Henderson, Can, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Coutinho, Firmino

Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso; Willian, Diego Costa, Hazard

>>73972180
Thank you anon

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To break away from all the "frantic" transfer action for a bit... Lille have offered free entry to women after sexist banners appeared in the home crowd in Saturday's Ligue 1 match at Lyon.

One sign depicted a woman above the word "kitchen" and another showed a man alongside the word "stadium".

Lyon's president said on Twitter the club were investigating the incident.

Lille have since confirmed their home match against Lorient on Saturday will be free for all women, saying: "Ladies, you are welcome with us."

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>>73972200
>willian

>>73972200
Guarantee this match is going to be a disappointment.

>>73972200
>no Pedro

anyone know the liverpool lineup?

>>73972226
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>73972220
banter

>>73972226
Look out the window

>>73972220
another outstanding performance from the inbred lyon fans

>>73972252
Is Nice the Liverpool of France? Football wise

>>73972243
whats a window

>>73972269
The Transfer Window, stupid

>>73972277
are liverpool playing deadline day fc?

>>73972200
>Mané on bench
I think >we're fucked lads

>>73972222
Checked

>>73972267
more like southampton I think
good club no one really cares about but with an okay fanbase

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totnum starting xi vs sunderland

>>73972355
>1-5-3-1

i like it

Villa

>>73972310
Merci beaucoup

>>73972480
>>73972480
>>73972480

Comfy game thread please

>>73972596

>>73972596

>>73972596

>>73972596

wait... hogan deal from brentford to villa is currently in progress and will be while villa play brentford?

can he sign at ht please

Deeney to UTD 20m

dzagoev to chelsea 32m

acheampong to newcastle 15m

>>73971901
>TSUUUUUU, he yelled, jizz dripping out of the corner of his mouth

>>73972117
Southampton to panic buy Wimmer for 22m

> Mike Dean

Burnley will win with ease then