>team wins superbowl >"we're the world champs!"

>team wins all but their last game
>not champions of handegg

>>73969375
>was going to make fun of Australia for never winning a Super Bowl
>go on wikipedia and see that the Canberra Kangaroos won a couple Owls in the 80s

Didn't even realize it tbqh. How will we burgers ever recover, lads?

>>73969375
Yes, you shitposting Australian.

Why not make an actual world championship?
Are americans that afraid of the world?

>>73969408
yes

See: 1983 America Cup

>>73969408
Because no other country in the world has the personnel or the know how to compete against the worst teams in the NFL.

Fact: Only nations or sportsman representing their nation can be world champions, not domestic teams in a domestic league competition

>>73969428
BURGERS are FLIPPING at this

Suck it up fatsos, it's the TRUTH

>>73969421
Huh? Even we have a american football league here, if a world competition took place it would make the sport much more popular, but I guess your league is afraid to lose the title of """"world champions""""" or is too dumb to see the money FIFA makes with the world cup.

>>73969456
other contries don't care about american football enough for it to be profitable. Look at how NFL Europe tanked

>literally too scared to play teams from around the world so just exclude them

lel

More cancerous shit posters: Australians or Canadians?

Discuss.

spotted the burger whos allergic to truthies lads

Just went to the toilet and dropped a big smelly superbowl lads

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>Team wins the ""world series""
>Only one country competed

>>73969375
>Country loses war to Emu's
"we're relevant on the world stage, I swear"

*is unable to use apostrophes correctly*

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>"" world"" champions of the ""national"" football league

>>73969642
>Toronto blue jays

*furiously mashes the report button, begging the Big Strong Janny to rescue them*

If an Australian sucks 3 miles of dick domestically are they the world champion at sucking dick, or do they need to fly around sucking international dick?

*begs for Big Strong Canadians to support them*

Everytime I try to watch NFL i get bored because the game stops for like 2 minutes every 15 seconds.

>>73969414
The USA deliberately lost that race to generate more global interest in yachting.

>>73969681
We use kilometres here and yes

I really really like this thread

Hit the report again this thread is still up ffs

>>73969697
And boy did that work

*uses outdated /int/ memes to make up for a lack of a sense of humour*

*leaves the thread*

Every time another country steps up their collective shitposting Australia one-ups them

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>soccer goes for 90 minutes
>yuropoor tv networks cant even afford an hour of commercials

>>73969562
NFL Europa tanked because it was filled with guys that couldn't make practice squads

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>>73969770
>tfw failed my commericial watching license exam

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>>73969664

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>he throws a ball at another man to catch

really, really, really, really technical and nuanced sport you got there America

>>73969375
send your teams to compete against our champion. we'll wait.

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>>73969806
>American's main sport is a glorified game of catch I play with my dog

>>73969375
There is nothing wrong with calling yourself "the best team in the world" (maybe "world champs" is debatable) if you win the superbowl or other big four american sports.

Things gets retarded when the competition's official name is "World Series" and similars

>>73969811
see
>>73969428

>>73969823
so what? send your aussie footballers to play against the pats/falcons. we'll wait.

*is unable to understand basic logic*

>>73969834
>burgerbible reading comprehension

The majority of players are american, so we'll just say the AFC pro bowl team is our national team.
If there were an american football world cup, they would win every game by at least fifty points.

*seethes*

>>73969918
see
>>73969428

>>73969918
There is a handegg world cup

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IFAF_World_Championship

>Japan won the first two, America were nowhere to be seen
>third America won by 3 point in OT

kek

>>73969375
if we hand-picked athletes from all over the world and trained them a whole year, could >we beat a superb owl winning patriots team?

>>73969944
You literally didn't address my point
>>73969947
>invent the sport
>skip the world cup twice
Lol wtf america get it together

>>73969968
far out americans actually get offended by this

*shakes with impotent rage*

*becomes upset and leaves the thread*

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>amerifats

>>73969999
Nice quad

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>>73969947
>the city of france

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*BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

*farts*

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>mfw the americans that came ITT got cleared and fled

>>73969713
>>73969725
>>73969741
>>73969770
moot was right.

>post facebook as op pic
>post bait

>guarantee 200+ replies

Every time

>>73969952
No.

>>73971144
literally an opinion

>>73971137
speak english

>>73969385
>>73969375
Samefag harder

>>73969952
no you don't have superior american genetics

>>73971167
Wrong

I'm OP and the other post was not me

>>73969642
Two countries represented by players from 10+ nations

>>73971171

>>73969689
Cool analysis. Im sure watching two defenders kick the ball back and forth in the backfield is much more thrilling

>>73969817
Multiple countries compete in the world series

>>73971187
soccer isn't our nation sport

Don't delete this lol I want people to see that you think soccer is australias national sport

>>73971202
>having a national sport
Sorry desu americans are used to being able to play and enjoy multiple sports not just one. Land of the free

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>>73971197
>>73971187
>>73971181
>>73971171
I love how burgers literally flip when you point out that they call their domestic leagues winners world champions. Surely it's nothing to be embarrassed about. You guys aren't insecure right?

>>73971219
>land of the fee and home of the NSA

Gridiron (American Football) is your countries sport. It's weird that I have to tell you this.

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How can 320 million Americans be so consistently BTFO by 20 million Australians?

>>73971159
No. We don't even play you with our elite players and coaches in that bullshit world competition and came away with gold every time we've competed. You're dreaming if you think any team assembled by zika monkeys and shitposting English prisoners could ever beat Belichick and his Patriots team

>>73971226
You're more than welcome to make your own football team to try and compete Bruce, until then we're the world champs.

>>73969456
>if a world competition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IFAF_World_Championship
Japan won every year until the U.S. showed up. Then Japan got second every year save one year they came third to Mexico.

>>73971239
How can one Australian and Bongistan cuck shitpost this hard?

>>73971251
Hmm, I just reread the article, I could've swore Japan lost to the Mexicans the one time they weren't second, but it appears I confused them with the FUCKING LEAFS somehow.

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>>73971256
haha calm down paco

>>73969780
Not our fault that the best Europe could provide couldn't even make a practice squad in the NFL.

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>>73971240
What are you talking about? Are you an immigrant learning english mate? Regardless,you should be able to tell the difference between Brazils flag and my own

Brazil = Green
Australia = Blue

>>73971241
Name isn't bruce but only nations or sportsman representing their nation can be world champions, not domestic teams in a domestic league competition

> "world" champions of the "national" football league

>>73971251
>Cody Hawkins was the quarterback for the U.S.'s first internation team
Literally beating the world with college players who couldn't make it pro, or even perform well enough to continue being a starter for their college team.

>>73971275
No other countries care about Gridiron mate. You should know this - Americans are supposed to be smart aren't they?

>>73971251
Hahahaha how the fuck do you lose to the Japs? They're an island of twinks.

>>73971232
No actually we also love basketball baseball hockey and lacrosse; as well as taking pride in our individual athletics that we dominate the olympics with. Some of our more homosexual citizens even started a soccer league for the mexican immigrants to enjoy. Were free here to pursue whatever we choose. Sorry about your "national sport"

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>>73971301
>countries with a national sport aren't allowed to play other sports

oh dear. I'm gonna screenshot this incase you realise what you're saying a delete.

>>73971279
Check the flag of the original post stupid.
>>73969952
Are all Australians this retarded?

>>73969968
tbqh I think they skipped it to make it actually fair.

>>73971318
>we dont watch soccer its not our national sport
M8 its time to stop posting. Even for sad aussie shitposting this is getting cringeworthy

>>73971337
>we dont watch soccer its not our national sport

When did I say this?

>>73971325
American football is only popular in the US incase you were wondering. No other countries put effort into creating a good team - because the sport is unpopular and nobody wants to play it

>>73971289
>why isn't there a world league for the NFL so that you can actually call yourselves world champs
>actually we tried to expand into yurop but it failed
>th-that's because the yuro league was filled with cucks who couldn't make a practice squad
>not our fault that's the best Yurop has to offer
>th-they don't care about it anyways

Keep making excuses for your yuro brothers, kangaroo.

>>73971349
>>73971202
Its getting sad pal. Time to log off

>>73971376
>actually we tried to expand into yurop but it failed

Very embarrassing that you point this out. The sport is unpopular are therefore it failed. Thank you for agreeing with me

>>73971388
>>73971376
Once again an aussie tries to shitpost and is btfo. Lol

>>73971388
Good game. Cheers for the W

1-0

If you wanna play again you gotta disprove what I said - I said soccer isn't our nations sport, nothing about no watching it.

>>73971389
So if no other country cares enough to assemble a team good enough to compete with our best, doesn't that make us world champs by default?

>>73971440
World Champions of the National Football League

Think about it

>>73971411
Stop posting you cuck.

>>73971451
Assemble a team that could beat a NFL Superbowl team then.

>>73971454
Once again americans try to shitpost and they get salty and start calling names instead of actually responding.

I got my victory though. I'll stay though incase that other guy wants to keep going.

>>73971197
> USA & Canada

Multiple countries compete in the Euros and it isn't a world competition neither

>>73971480
>get proven wrong
>move goalposts
>repeat
Lel fuckin' abbo

>>73971471
You're missing my point.

>>73971493
ok let's keep going then

>starts off with you saying soccer was the main sport of my country
>I said it wasn't
>you said that I said no Australians watch soccer
>I ask you when did I say that
>you then link my comment about soccer not being australias main sport as proof that australians don't watch soccer at all.

You moved the posts .

2-0

>>73971514
Not even the same guy. Fifteen yard penalty for assuming /sp/ is one person.

>>73969703

Surely you don't use KMs on the roads mate?

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>>73971197
>literally two, almost identical, neighbouring countries, representing maybe 5% of the world's population (i'm not checking)
>world series

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>>73971256

>>73971598
except one of those countries is the only non cucked non europoor country on earth and the greatest country on earth. the rest of the world literally doesnt fucking matter, its all full of cucks, faggots, and muslims, especially the UK

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>>73971647
>the state of 4chan post-/pol/ infestation
nice buzzwords my guy

>>73971680
go pray to mecca you muslim rapist. England is such a fag country holy shit

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>>73971647
>except one of those countries is the only non cucked non europoor country on earth and the greatest country on earth

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-22/america-is-not-the-greatest-country-on-earth-it-s-no-28

http://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/articles/2016-01-20/what-country-is-no-1-not-the-us

http://www.dallasnews.com/business/business/2016/02/12/why-is-america-the-best-country-in-the-world-it-s-not

>>73971514
Nobody said soccer was australias national aport. Another swing and miss. By far the most pathetic display ive seen on /sp/ in a long time

>>73971704
It was implied. Did it really take you that long to think of a response? Game's over bro.

>>73971680
What do you mean you goatfucker, cuck, CTR shill that (((they))) brainwashed you in to marxist cuck thinking about letting muslims and niggers in to rape your white women hope they get BLACKED by Jamal!
Why can't you see the logical message that /pol/ is trying to share?

>>73971647
>non-cucked
>60% white
LMAO'ing at you're life right now pablo

>>73971726
this is by far the most pathetic display ive seen on /sp/ in a long time

Not only that, but guess which country started Blacked?

>>73971735
Dude, I was throwing as many /pol/ buzzwords as I could into that post I thought people could tell.

>>73971748
oops lol

>>73971729
>>73971695
still not a country under sharia law like you nigger loving cucks

>>73971864
neither is mine

>>73971909
no instead you're all gay divegrass playing kangaroo fucker SJWs

>this thread is made at least 3 times per week
>still gets +100 replies every time
damn americans are stupid

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>>73972085
America gay marriage status: LEGAL

Australia gay marriage status: ILLEGAL


btw divegrass isn't a main sport here. There was a massive discussion on this just scroll up.

>>73972119
>being proud of lacking civil rights
lmao

>>73972143
>gay people 50 times more likely to get aids than straight people

it's almost like nature is telling them "this isn't normal bro"

>>73972171
so what? why wouldn't you let them marry?

>>73972189
>http://advindicate.com/articles/3022

>http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/06/26/most_gay_couples_aren_t_monogamous_will_straight_couples_go_monogamish.html

Because being gay isn't normal, they cheat on each other like mad all the time. They want to to get married because they want you to think it's normal.

>>73972204
thx im redpilled now

>>73972204
No, they want to get married so they can adopt kids, share bank accounts, make heritage easier, etc

>>73972225
no worries lad

>>73972235
lol

>>73972246
>le gay conspiracy

>>73972246
>lol
wow nice argument, you sure told me

grow up, you closeted poofter

>>73969375
Yes, that is how that works. Point?

>>73969408
No, it's more that the world is afraid of us

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>Called the NATIONAL Football League
>Champion is somehow WORLD champion

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>>73972283
>gays 50x more likely to get aids and die than straight people
>literally zero homosexual couples are monogamous
>it's a conspiracy

hmm

>>73972290
Interesting how you talk about gay rights yet go on to call me gay as an insult.

>>73969375
Get gud m81

>>73972341
>call me gay as an insult
Is English your first language? Read my post again

I called you a closeted gay, which is what most homophobic people are. There is literally nothing wrong with being gay, you should accept your identity and you'll be happier and less full of hate

>>73972354
If nothing is wrong with being gay then why are 100% of pedophiles homosexual or bisexual

also why are gays 50 TIMES more likely to receive a deadly disease and die a horrible death due to their lifestyle

Lastly, you called me a poofter. Re-read what you said. You were using it as an insult. Which might even show that even you realise that it isn't normal.

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>>73972354
>I called you a closeted gay, which is what most homophobic people are.
>If you don't like gay people you're a fag! Liking homos is REALLY REALLY STRAIGHT
>I'M SO STRAIGHT GUYS, HONEST
>I'M SO STRAIGHT THAT I JUST LOVE HOMOSEXUALS
>LOVE 'EM

You are still using gay as an insult. You're trying to get him to admit to being gay so you can be like "hahahaha you're gay xD"

Liberals don't follow the rules of logic it seems

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>>73972386

>>73972386
>>73972382
Damn, you are commiting every single falacy that exists

Why do I even wasting time trying to argue with this kind of people

you aren't arguing though. You're not responding to anything we're saying. You're just name calling.

pretty good bread, lads

>>73972427
>hating guys isn't logical guys!

Only if accept your premise that homosexual relations are the same as heterosexual relations, which I don't.

Take your gay shit elsewhere, fag.

>>73972473
*hating gays isn't logical

Whoops

*drives a canyonero in the suburbs*

Which country has contributed less to the world stage, Canada or Australia?

ACDC vs Justin Bieber
Hockey vs herding abbos off a cliff
Crocodile Dundee vs every CW series
Angela White vs Shyla Styles
Maple Syrup vs Morton Bay bugs

>>73973160
In terms of music I'd say us. Can't say about the rest though. I love maple syrup 2bh famala.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6qXybVD9Oo

>>73973160
wait I read that as 'more to the world stage'

>>73973160
>bieber
>herding abbos off a cliff
>literally what
>angela
>maple syrup

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>>73972235
>they want to get married so they can adopt kids
There's a reason they weren't allowed to do that for 99% of human history.

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>>73973160
>>73973259
>>73973306
>>73973370

Since we created both of you (and America), I'd say us.

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>>73974288

Just to expand on that, here's our contributions to the world:

>The English language, which you're all using
>The British diaspora, which many of you are descended from
>Common law, which you all have
>Parliamentary democracy, which again you all have (America's is slightly different, although created by British descendants - Washington, Jefferson, Franklin - and inspired by British philosophers like John Locke)
>The industrial revolution, which you all adopted
>Roast dinners, apple pie, and much of the food you all eat
>Football, rugby, cricket, and also baseball - yes that's right, "America's game" was invented in Britain. Also, handegg was derived from football and rugby.
>The British Empire, without which none of you would even exist

Sorry lads but I don't think you're ever going to catch up at this point

>>73974453
Thanks for the chicken tikka, mudslime.

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>>73974503

>he says in the English language

>>73974453
Common law came about from the Enlightenment, a movement you yuros forgot about the moment Marx put pen to paper.

>Parliamentary democracy
The word you are looking for is "republic", we got it from the Romans.

>>73969375
How the fuck has this thread not been deleted yet?

>>73974503
You're welcome

>yfw you weren't born in USA

>>73974453
don't forget it was a British group who first started fansubbing anime into english online

>>73969952
No, no one understands the game as well as Americans. You can't just take great athletes and throw them into a system. They need their lives no only to understand the fundamentals and unique elements of the game, but it takes a certain kind of physical training to become as specialized in the roles the athletes are placed in.

The reality is the world won't compete in NFL until we get bored of watching our own homegrown sports.

It could and might happen, but it would take years of the NFL viewership dominating overseas before little-league teams start springing up overseas to give athletes enough time to grow into the sport.

But, the reality is, with the onset of e-Sports, the likelihood of concussions, and the lack of support and investment overseas it would never happen.

A country like New Zealand could compete against America. We by nature have a lot of people who like

Australia couldn't though because they're a bunch of pussies. Same with England.

India would be the detoilet lions of the World Football Championship; they'd be garbage for like 80 years then one day get an 8 foot indian snake charmer like calvin johnson to take over and whisper the ball kindly into his hands.

Japan would also be pretty good. They

Australia would be the buccs because they suck year to year and no one gives a shit about them not even their fans.

England would be bills. They'd be good once or twice and then become a meme out of their absolute failures

Germany would be the bears: they did really well in the 40s and then kinda just dropped off.

Cowboys would be France: everyone loves them for no reason

etc and so on


>>73969947
The people sent by America are not even from division 1 COLLEGE football teams. They are from mostly division 3 with some division 2.

It is a free trip for them. They couldn't give a fuck about injuring themsleves overseas for them to not be drafted in the 5th round.

>>73971301
lol. Your country is and was part of a doping program for the better half of its Olympic history.

You couldn't beat the chinks without fucking steroids if you tried. Just like how everything great in America was built by the Chinese.

>>73976543
>Your country is and was part of a doping program for the better half of its Olympic history.

Implying there's anything wrong with this.

Burgers getting btfo hard in this thread

>>73969952
Fuck no, not even if you put the world team on steroids and put the American team on estrogen. Football is like any other sport, if you don't start when you're very young you're almost certainly never going to be able to be elite.

>Champions League
>teams that aren't champions participate

>>73971301
national sports are the most popular ones m8

cricket is the national sport of Australia, but Australian football and rugby league are also huge here

*nervously submits reports on all non-north american flags ITT*

>>73969642
>country invents a sport
>can't win at it
That's more pathetic tbq

>>73971299
Being a linebacker is basically their country's traditional sport.

>>73969618
Leaf can sometimes be based. When a leaf btfo of someone its even better because leafs are so insignifcant

So does this mean Australians are world champions at Australia rules footy?

>win a best of 1 final
>in a national competition
>half of the states don't even have a team in it

"for that one day we wuz the best in the world"

>>73982452
no because Australia doesn't play PNG or any of the pacific islands that play footy

>>73969375
>team loses in the Club World Cup final
>"we're the second best in the world"

>>73969408
There is though

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IFAF_World_Championship

We've won every one that we've participated in

>>73982465
There is an international competition for Aussie rules but Australia doesn't participate because it wouldn't be fair

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Football_International_Cup

Since people are admitting in this very thread that the people outside of the USA would not be able to compete against an American NFL team, then the team that wins the super bowl would be the best team in the world, correct?