/hoc/

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>finnish """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""hockey""""""""""""""""""""
VERY good thread, OP.

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>zero olympic gold medals
>zero players drafted first overall

which hockey "power" is this?

>halak is crushing it in the AHL

This is such bullshit, why does this fucking guy have to suffer forever?

>The best Finnish hockey player peaked in his rookie season

Pathetic

JAPAN STRONK

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They hate us cuz they ain't us

>>73965644
>Best Finnish hockey player was a Hawerchuk baby
It keeps getting worse

>Laine single-handedly losing Central the ASG

Sad!

>>73965668
>Hawerchuk baby
>baby

get a load of this newfag

>>73965666
We don't hate you. Pity is more accurate

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>finnish goaltending

>>73965674
actually that was the reddithawks
laine was a close 2nd

Kurri > Selanne

>>73965695
>shit>dogshit

riveting

>>73965691
>literally in the no-touch area when the goal is scored
what did the mongol fuckhead mean by this?

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>>73965594
How many games until this happens again?

>>73965701
How can Pulju be "part" of the "golden" """"generation""" when he is playing in the AHL?

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patrick is brutal out there

your skills dont mean shit if you cant skate

>>73965716
imagine getting concussed without hitting your head

>>73965721
That's definitely worrisome coming from a Coilers fan, i.e. a true bust expert.

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>>73965721
So he's another Pulju you say?

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>>73965735
Pretty pathetic desu. You have to be a pretty soft babby player for that to happen.

>>73965717
Keep in mind it's Finland we're talking about, their standards are much lower than that of the real hockey powers.

>>73964086
>worst case scenario

what are we even discussing??
are you guys serious? that team made the playoffs 2 years ago and I don't remember if they made it last year too.

>>73965642
Just trade him to the fucking flames already

>>73965742
>>73965743
looks like dylan strome

smart, talented, probably had a great shot and pass, but always one step behind the play

puljujarvi is the opposite, fairly quick but doesnt really know where to go

>>73965771
so he can get lit up behind the flames dreadful defense?

>>73965794
Yeah I'm sure he'd rather rot in the ahl.

well if this game is showing us anything its that you do not want to draft a fucking defencemen because these guys are clueless

>>73965797
hes terribly inconsistent at the nhl level, basically pavelec or smith

flamers should be going all in on grubauer

>>73965812
>young dmen playing with a bunch of new forwards they've never played with until tonight
>looking clueless

no shit retard

>>73965840
they should be going all-in on anyone who can save that underperforming defense core

>>73965854
nobody can save hamiltons terrible pinches, brodies awful first pass, or giordano getting bullied off the puck

>Zibanejad's dad cant see him play because of the travel ban

Good job you retards

>>73965903
he should have no problem if he's a dual citizen like his son

>>73965903
He's a dual citizen of Sweden and Iran. So is Mika, I think. They should be fine

>>73965903
like who cares?

>>73965903
Wow I care so much about one single person

WHEAT

>>73965903
lmao he plays for the >rags now you buttblasted fucking snesfaggot

>>73965920
They said at first that dual citizens were banned. I don't know what what happened after that.

But I think his dad is in the US, he just can't travel out of it or there might be trouble getting back in.

>>73965912
Zibanejad isnt a dual citizen

>>73965721
>Patrick's destiny is to take the faceoff and go to the bench

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>>73965594
I don't even follow hockey but this is my favorite OP of all time.

Well done.

>>73965971
Patrick Nolan's destiny is to be a bust

>>73966025
Meh, he has time to improve his skating.

Look at Philippe Myers. He was slow as fuck in his draft year and it cost him being drafted. Sin then, he worked really hard on it after being signed by Philly and is their 2nd best defensive prospect now.

i heard puljujarvi has a pretty decent looking sister

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>>73966068
Yeeee

>>73966025
Well he's going to be drafted by >my Avs so of course

>>73966068
No, imagine Pulju with long blonde hair and you have his sister.

>>73966083
sounds hot

>>73966075
are finnish "people" even considered human?

>>73966078
>Buttman won't give the top pick to Detroit for muh shekels.

>>73966075
let's be real. we'd all do her.

>>73966064
>philly got a decent 6'5 RHD prospect for free

not a bad get

>>73966119
him*

>>73966075
Atleast he isn't as eerily similar to his sister like Crosby.

>>73966075
They look disgustingly alike though. She has his mongol lips. Seriously never seen any other human have lips like that.

Well except niggers lmao are finns just white skinned niggers?

>goal scorer's goal

>>73966129
I find Kessel weirder than Crosby

>>73965812
This game is more useful to see players all together all at once rather than attempting to divine which one has the best positioning.

>>73966143
Sounds stupid, and yet it has a very specific meaning that any non-casual knows

>>73966133
>She has his mongol lips
not liking GDSLs
get it together, canada

>>73966129
Sarcasm?

>>73966143
>he'd like that one back

>just gotta keep moving our feet, play our game, get pucks on net

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>San Jose Sharks
>There are no sharks in San Jose

>we just gotta go out there and execute our game plan

Can we all agree that there is no reason to care abour the 2017 draft.

When Patrick and Hischier are supposed to be the best players in the draft and both look weaker than the 2 last years' top 5 players, you know it's awful.

>>73966226
>los angeles king
>the only american monarch was in hawaii

>>73966226
>calgary flames
>the flames are in fort mac

>>73966242
>Calgary Flames
>No flames in the arena

>>73966263
>saddledome
>nobody rides it

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>Dallas Stars
>All the stars are in Hollywood

>>73966269
>Madison Square Garden
>No plants

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>Pittsburgh Penguins
>There are no penguins in Pittsburgh

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>saddledome
>is actually a paddledome

>>73966241
The past two drafts have been exceptional. This is more back to normal

>>73966241
hirchier looks decent enough

>>73966280
>isn't square
>isn't in madison
>the rags belong in a garage

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>>73966263
Gotta go a few miles north for that

>>73966286
But anon, even 2013, 2010 and 2009 had better top 5

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>Nashville Predators
>Sabre tooth cats have been extinct for thousands of years

>montreal canadiens
>are frogs

>colorado avalanche
>team is a dumpster fire, not an avalanche

>>73966308
>name describes their seasons since 2014

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>>73966259
>>73966297
THIS IS /OIL/ COUNTRY

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>>73966304

>tfw Quebec is and always will be a Canadian province and there is nothing you can do about it

>lethbridge hurricanes
>there are no tropical storms of great intensity
>are not a farm team for the carolina hurricanes

>>73966335
>charlotte checkers
>mascot is a polar bear

>orlando solar bears
>mascot is a polar bear

NHL is probably the only league where most of it's teams names are relevant to their locations

And you, why aren't you hyped by Andrei "The next Alex Ovechkin" Svechnikov?

>>73966433
he's really impressed you from your time watching the USHL eh?

>>73966433
>left handed

>>73966450
He has been much more dominating than draft eligible players like Mittelstadt, Tolvanen and Bowers. Considering he's eligible next year and Mittelstadt is considered by nhl scouts as a top 6 pick in this draft, there is a good reason to be hyped.

Please post a webbum of Laine's target shooting so I can laugh heartily.

Do you think a jokester told him that the goal was not to hit the targets?

>>73966509
i was being sarcastic, we both know you haven't actually seen him play

>>73966534
>Where is your proof

>>73966345
>vancouver canucks
>mascot is a whale
>with square teeth

>>73966509
The number of retards that use dominate/dominating instead of dominant astounds me. Where do they come from? How do they fail to choke on their tongues? Why do they attempt to discuss hockey?

>>73966602
+1

>>73966591
>square teeth
every time

>>73966602
Crosby is so dominate down low

>>73966602
Blame the frogs

>New York Rangers
>armed with melee weapons

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>>73966617

>>73966640
>Buffalo Sabres
>Armed with hockey sticks
>Not buffaloes

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>>73966303
Do you not know why they use the Sabertooth? Right before the team was formed, they discovered the very last Sabertooth, who ventured to Nashville and wrote down her desire to play hokkei. Unfortunately the dinosaurs of the period (ancestors of the Finn) couldn't read back then, so it took until 20 years ago for the sabertooth to get her hockey time.

Nashville has a very rich history, please learn it

MVP's of the CHL Top Prospects Game:

Nico Hischier from Halifax-QMJHL
Henri Jokiharju from Portland-WHL

>>73966677
WE WUZ SABRETOOTHS AND SHEEEEIT

>>73966680
Lmao yuros dominating the canadian kidz league

>>73966680
with Swiss you can't miss

If your province/state does not have a WHL, OHL, QMJHL, USHL or NCAA Division men's team you do not live in a hockey province/state

>>73965594
well, I mean, Finns aren't REALLY people soooooo, I guess nice thread OP.

>>73966688
Jokiharju is the only tolerable Finn in the world.

>>73966680
>Hischier
>Not Yamamoto

The bias is real

>>73966702
Confirmation bias, imo.

Yamamoto is a midget, though. An American midget.

>>73966693
what if I attend a school with a NCAA DI men's team
follow up question: what if I work with the team

Shoutout to Paul Bissonette @BizNasty

Not an MVP: Nolan Patrick (2 assists, -2)

Basically a highly irresponsible secondary player.

>>73966710
Unless you commute across state lines you are living in that state, no?

Maxine Cumtwat: 1 goal, -4

Lol kid time to find a new sport.

>>73966726
2BH Foote was much more disappointing.

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>>73966433
>mfw i just looked up his stats
holy fuck hes the true next ovi unlike laine

how do we convince trump to ban finland from the internet?

>>73966433
b/c da broons are too stupid to draft him.

>>73966748
someone from there has to say his hands are small

>>73966748
Create memes in finnish where they make fun of him he cant handle banter

>>73966750
>Bruins are bottom 5 next year

They won't be this bad. Sure, they won't make the ploffs, but they are going to be close to it.

>>73966693
I live in Mississauga. I can safely say I don't live in a hockey province after cycling through 3 OHL teams.

Any truth to the rumor that the Bruins are going to fire Julien and hire Chara as player-coach?

>>73966693
GO HAWKS
O

H
A
W
K
S

>>73966660
>north america
>has no buffaloes

>>73966788
Doubtful about the Julien rumor.

Didn't know about the Chara rumor tho.

>>73966788
Does the CBA allow player-coaches?

>oh yeah, mcdavid only makes $1M as a player, he makes the other $19M as a coach

>>73966951
>>73966788
How exactly do player-coaches work? I don't watch shitty yurocuck sports. Hell, what the fuck does a coach even do in divegrass?

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>finnish genetics

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How does one man become the greatest goalie of all time so easily

>>73966776
idk, m8. if they're dumb enough to consider firing Julien, I'd hate to thin what they do in the draft the next few years

>>73966788
firing julien midseason makes no sense

>>73966977
See James, Lebron

bombston seems to be in a similar situation as the wongs of the past couple years, will be interesting to see if they stubbornly stay mediocre instead of bottoming out to get talent

>>73967011
>Save percentage of .865 last game

Bust

fuck dijon mustard

yellow mustard is the superior mustard

>>73967043
Pretty much this

They're stuck with quality vets, but not many quality prospects and shitty depths.

Canada is #1

>>73967062
>Yellow mustard
>Not honey mustard

Terrible taste mate.

>>73967062
>using mustard ever
you reddit cucks really need to go back, ketchup is the patricians choice.

at least youre not a normie that uses relish and onion

>>73967089
ketchup is only good on hotdogs and mac and cheese

>>73967089
Nice bait bannon

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>not using ketchup, mustard, relish, AND onion

>>73967082
>only one gold in the only relevant hockey tournament since 2010
>worse than fucking Finland

lmao

>>73967089
>Ketchup
>Patrician

Utterly disgusting, literally pleb taste

>>73967107
reddit

>>73967108
Canada is #1

>>73967107
doesnt relish already have onion?

>using sauce

I bet you plebs can't even tell what grass the animal was fed

>>73967125
Not carmalized

>Condiments

Condiments are for plebs. Add veggies in hot-dogs.

mustard is literallly reddit, same with ketchup and relish

>>73967151
kys

>>73967154
>kys

Found the redditor.

>>73967160
dubs for dry

>>73967160
put a thick line of yellow on it

>>73967160
BBQ sauce

>>73967160
none of the above, try mayo instead

>>73967160
subway has really gone down in quality

>>73967179
>Mayo

I think we can all agree that mayo is the ultimate pleb condiment tho.

>>73967191
what the fuck is the point of mayo anyway, just put butter on your bread

>>73967204
>butter

You would.

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>>73967191
>>73967204
>he doesn't put mayo on every type of sandwich he eats
lol

>>73967223
miracle whip > mayo

>>73967232
As confirmed by dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHbevmujqCM

if you use anything other then oil&vinegar, you are a normie cuck redditor and you NEED TO GO BACK

>>73967232
This is true but only out of an actual jar or bottle. The miracle whip packets are god awful for some reason.

>>73967267
>Packets

Here is your problem.

Eat shit all of you

>>73967283
Patrik, you have to get over what happened yesterday.

>>73967283
We don't want mämmi finnanon.

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>>73967283
thanks for tricking us into drafting a bust

ill never forgive finlan for that

>>73967302
>still picking him even after KEKalainen didn't

that's on the Oilers

>>73967302
At least you guys didn't draft a frog.

WHAT

PULJUJARVI WAS BORN IN SWEDEN???

>>73967327
Yes, I was sure everyone on /hoc/ knew abot that by now.

on the plane right now, bros. by this time tomorrow will be nothing but ash. divine reckoning is coming to that awful nation.

wish me luck lads, for i will be gone, but god willing so will the entire nation of suomi.

>talking hockey on a night with no games instead of watching batshit crazy QTs on YouTube doing reiki

Amateurs.

>>73967341
but we need them to make fun of

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>>73967052
>Thinking that changes anything
When will they learn

>>73967359
>Playing backup time

Absolute bust

>>73967341
be safe my friend, finland is a dangerous place

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>>73967302
>imblying deadmonton wouldn't have drafted a bust either way

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>>73967341
I'll kick your bitchy little ass punk

>>73967353
Don't worry, we still have Grease and Sweden yes if they are gone.

>>73967385
but they don't induce memes like Finland, it wouldn't be the same

Puljujarvi isn't even a point per game player in the AHL.

Officially a bust, formally a flop, or deliberately a dud?

>>73965594
Is there a more punk move than taking a cheap shot in the OP?

>>73967413
Fucking sheep, I reckon.

>>73967422
This is probably why you have no mates.

jesus christ is just puked mucas and blood what the FUCK

>>73967410
There's an AHL conspiracy to rob Pulju of his assists and turn his goals into assists

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>>73967371
>having the best 1st 10 games in NHL history

>>73967438
is the conspiracy that hes shit?

>Thomas Greiss signed for 3 years at 3.33 millions per year

>>73967410
irredeemably an imbecile

>>73967453
Jim Carey had a better start, then slowed down near the end of the season.

Damn I love tacos

>>73967496
>Listening to a tripfag

No

>>73967482
Smokin!

>>73967509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GzMx9CnhVk

Who will be bold and draft Michael DiPietro? Will anyone dare to bring the DiPietro curse upon their franchise?

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>>73967482
>thinking Saros will get worse

He'll only become more GOAT each game

>>73967534
The name was never the problem.

The problem was drafting an american goalie in the first round. All first round american goalies have busted or disappointed.

wtf customs isnt letting me thhrough

did trump ban travel to finland?

Toronto is NOT based, only Vancouver.

>>73967615
>hongcouver
All canadian cities are fucking shit and you should feel bad for being a disgusting faggot

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>>73965594
Reminder that without Finns there would be no scorekeeping in the NHL. They invented numerical operations.

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>>73967343
Here's a dank Spurdo

>>73967689
Hey Patrik how are you liking Winnipeg?

Can the sharks beat the blackcucks tomorrow night?

>>73967765
Yes

>>73967615
You guys shouldn't have told the Chinks that, they literally own it now kek

>>73967765
No

>LE FUG LE SUOBI :DD

>>73967806
hello when is cricket? can you please post streams? on nbcsn the other day we had big bash or something, but i missed the end of it.

>>73967817
You missed Based Zealand devastating Ausfailia yesterday m8.

>>73967817
We watch baseball in this country faggot

>>73967821
What went wrong?

>>73967821
WE
WUZ
KANGS

Post all Fiinish busts. I will start:

Granlund
Granlund
Koivu
Koivu
Puljujarvi
Barkov
Virtanen
Rask
Rinne
Laine
Lehtonen
Niemi
Ristolainen
Aho
Armia
Juolevi
Saros

>>73967920
Pretend this says Finnish.

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>>73967850

I unironically like Cricket and I think an alliance between /hoc/ and /cric/ would be beneficial for both parties.

anyone know where I can buy KHL merch in the US? They don't seem to have an English store. Trying to buy a Slovan Bratislava shirt

>>73967933
Cricket is the worst """""sport""""" ever conceived. I'd rather give the head of my penis a papercut than ally with /cric/.

>>73967949
/cric/ and /hoc/ are natural allies

>>73967946
if there's no official store you probably have to settle with ebay

>>73967963
yeah there's some location in Arkansas that's selling shirts w/ logos for almost all the KHL teams on eBay, doesn't feel legit though

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geno a top 100

>>73967966
What led you to that conclusion, detective?

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>>73967973
is the sarcasm necessary

am I gonna get arrested for buying a knockoff KHL shirt on eBay

>>73967979
there's no saving you

I have chosen to upload my mind to a computer and end my physical existence.

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Puljujärvi is the next Mark Messier

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>>73965716
gotta keep your head up, kid

>>73967979
Search the business on google to see if there's been feedback about them elsewhere and read into whatever buyer protection clauses ebay probably has but other than that you pretty much just have to take the risk.

>>73968008
http://www.ebay.com/itm/KHL-Medve-ak-Zagreb-Croatia-Russian-Professional-Hockey-Gray-T-Shirt-NEW-Size/111653697213?_trksid=p2045573.c100033.m2042&_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131017132637%26meid%3Dc6d36f9a3b21437bab5c122c195ef13f%26pid%3D100033%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D8%26sd%3D301859700461

they have a ton of feedback so I'd think it's OK but I dunno

I'll sleep on it

>>73967972
>yfw Malkin skipped the ASG because he learned he wasn't top 100

>rags

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reminder that somewhere far away charles wang is laughing his ass off. he

>bought isles for cheap
>invested no money in them
>gifted tavares
>does not fix old, awesome arena
>moves team to basketball arena and locks the isles into meme contract for it
>sells isles when sports franchises were valued super highly
>barclays center wants out two years in now

the madman actually got away with

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>>73968169
>$1.5 million annually through 2029

>>73968238
DePietro was a pretty decent goalie who's career was ruined by injuries.

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>>73968251
true but Wang was pretty notorious for signing off on bad deals

I've been away for a while, is Laine out of his coma yet?

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>mfw I get to see either Pekka or Juuse tomorrow night

My heart is fluttering thinking of those beautiful finns getting hit with pucks for an hour

>>73968274
>finnish goaltending

>>73968274
For them to get hit by pucks they need to actually makes saves though. So don't get your hopes up

>>73968306
T O Y O T A

>>73968309
Those trucks make good technical's

>>73968306
This isn't the [s]CHL[/s] SM-Liiga, bud

I'd like to see a Nordic league with teams in Finland, Sweden, Oslo, Copenhagen, and Iceland.

That's a good idea right?

>>73968318
>tfw no Hilux technical to go full redneck with

>>73968286
Pekka would beat the shit out of you then kiss your girlfriend on her lips and take her to get some delicious vispipuuro

>>73968331
No. Only teams from Sweden and Finland would do well. Which would probably make Norway, Denmark and Iceland even less interested in the sport. You'd need a closed league to even keep icelandic, danish and norwegians teams in the league. And we don't do closed leagues.

>>73968345
I forgot y'all don't like salary caps and non relegation.

>>73968351
Salary caps would either have to be so low because ot the norwegian/danish/icelandic teams that all talent would leave for other leagues in Europe.
Or so high that no norwegian/danish/icelandic team would ever be relevant

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>>73968303
What did Finnish goaltenders ever do to you, stupid mean swede

>be immigrant
>come to North America with dreams of making it big
>at first I'm working with all these talented people
>then things start to go sideways, my work just isn't meeting my bosses' expectations
>now I'm stuck working for peanuts a middle of nowhere town in California

>>73968364
Don't worry, it's just some early morning-shitposting to wake up

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>>73968365

>>73968270
Nah he's ded m8.

F

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>>73968341
Jokes on him cause I have no gf.

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>>73968270

They held his memorial service and ash spreading during the ASG festivities

F

Matthews is going yo win the Calder (Toronto bias) but Laine deserves it more.

>>73968365
500,000 people live in the greater Bakerfield area. For Puljujarvi's Finnish standards he's in the big city

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>His team's name has a grammatical error in it

>>73968410
i could care less

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Realistically who is the best goalie in the world and don't give me that Cuckry Price bullshit. He's completely interchangeable with Braden Holtby.

Dubnyk? Bob? Rask?

>>73968428
I'll give you the ultimate pill. So powerful it defies color.

There are no good goalies. Just a collection of good ones and then the rest are trash

>>73968405
Look up the origin of the name Thunder Bay. Now consider how much >laffs fags like to brag about how many rookies they have

>>73968428
Saros

>>73968428
There are no elite goalies right now.

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>>73968428

tuuga XDDD

>>73968409
>tfw big city to me is 100k

Jesus, how long does it take to go to the other side of town

>>73968428
Fucking Miller had a .950 save % from December to now. He's pissed away our chances at the lottery while giving Benning autism ammo to pretend like we're good.

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>>73968377
Never an excuse to bully Pekka or Juuse

>>73968387
He'd kiss your waifu then and she'd be begging for his big finnic ochinchin

>>73968468
A most excellent post

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Do you guys like Saros?

I like Saros

>>73968428
Right now, Dubnyk. Though Price is the only goalie playing I would consider elite and that has not passed their prime.

>>73968428
Right now Holtby, Rinne, or Bobrovsky

hockey right now isn't particularly deep in goalie talent though

>>73968562
>no Vezinyk

>>73965594
bad OP

you should delete this thread

>>73968666
>devils trips

>>73968688
>lindros trips

really makes you think

Another fucking FROG TEAM.

bettman NO!

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>>73968695
Two French teams means more French fans and language broadcast.

Hope you're ready for it, bud.

>>73968652
cucklumbus yankee pigdogs

I wish I could shoot like Sakic

Joe Thornton fondles young boys

Patrik laine 3+2 tonight

Name countries that have produced 75+ goal scoring rookies. I'll start:
FINLAND

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>>73969470
good post

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>>73969470
Intredasting :think:

huomenta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_Ub3Y5XYg

>>73969470
i-it got awfully quiet here...

so this is the power of Finnish hockey

only flags containing blue and white allowed.

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norde hour

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I must post aswell then i guess

>>73969492
really fries up the neurons

>>73969690
he's a big guy

>>73969740
HOLy shit look where his hand is ahahahah

>>73966075
That's actually his girlfriend too

The bluejackets have bluejackets in Columbus

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>>73969662
allright!

>>73967315
Jarmo was smart he drafted a real meme

This is truly the worst time on /hoc/. Way too many bins.

>>73969825
Shut up fag