/trans/ - They've Not Got Payet Edition

lads

LADS

>poop

*dabs*

>Liverpool are said to be willing to smash the club transfer record for the for the signature of the young English inside forward Nathan Windows [The Sun]

>Snuderland

>>73963648
epic meme bruh

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>>73963648
>inside forward

>Early threads

Imagine being so autistic that you NEED to be OP

>>73963683
Ah. At least /trans/ is over and /epl/ returns tomorrow.

>>73963669
>I don't understand positions

>>73963683
Imagine being so autistic that you can't tolerate a new thread being made at precisely 500 posts.

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*collapses towards league one*

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>got a really beautiful girls number at a party saturday
>not sure what to text her to break the ice

what should i do lads

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>>73963720
Stop. Posting. This.

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>>73963745

>>73963730

>roses are red, violets are blue, we met at that party, hi how are you

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>>73963745
*collapses towards non-league*

>>73963730
>check these sick digits

>>73963758
>>73963754
>>73963720
seriously one of my favourite memes

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>>73963730
Send her a pic of Big Sam and ask her if he would be respected more if he was called Samuel Allardici

>>73963730
just bee yourself :^)

>>73963624

>Spelled Ulloa
>Pronounced Ochoa

Good fucking riddance

Really serious question, is there a better song that this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I

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>>73963757
>>73963763
>>73963767
>>73963769

she's a law student and my dream of being a stay at home dad could come true

gonna need some srs replies

>>73963805
Why yes, there are almost 9 million separate pieces of music in the world.

>>73963808
Open with a break up line, as if you've been dating for years. Trust me

>>73963812
Altho' i believe you there is that much music out there, i doubt any of them can compare to this

>>73963808
if you have to go to /trans/ for advice then there's no hope for you

>>73963826
You need to go back Skrtle.
Back to the NWOBHM.

GK: Hart - £765k
RB: Coleman - 60k
CB: Nordtveit - Free
CB: Aké - £680k
LB: Gibbs - Free
CDM: Coquelin - £850k
CDM: Arter - £119k
RM: Mahrez - £425k
LM: Milner - Free
ST: Ibra - Free
ST: Deeney - £616k

Cost: £3,515,000

Moneyball

>>73963808
>asking a burmese bamboo weaving online shopping mart for advice
lad

>>73963730
Ugh. I always sucked at this. Getting the number is not a lay, its more of a rejection in a polite way.

If you build a connection with her, she will be texting you not the other way around.

>>73963843
thats not what moneyball is you plonker

>>73963843
>Coleman
>60k
Chris Coleman, maybe

>>73963843
wtf are you talking about?

>>73963867
Do North Americans understand irony or are you just memeing?

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>>73963624
Always liked Ulloa.
This goal was awesome - caused a seismic reaction if I recall correctly.

>>73963894
fuck off, bandwagoner

>>73963867
I wasn't going for how much they'd cost this window, I was going by last transfers

>>73963843
that team is terrible

>>73963894
he's better than slimani who is dogshit

GK: Mignolet
RB: Abel Xavier
CB: Sakho
CB: Rigobert Song
LB: Fabio Aurelio
CDM: Lucas Levia
CDM: Alberto Aquilani
RM: Ryan Babel
LM: El Hadji Diuf
ST: Robbie Keane
ST: Andriy Voronin

How many points more than second team in the league would they have?

And how far would they get in Fifa Club World Cup?

>>73963881
>>73963901
moneyball isnt about finding good players for cheap, its about analyzing market inefficiencies to get good players that other people dont value.

like buying a short CB with intelligence and passing ability when everyone wants a tall cunt that can win headers and just boots the ball out

or a slow winger with good passing ability when everyone else wants a pacebabby

>>73963898
>bandwagoner

Were you at Highfield Road in 1983 anon? Lovely sunny day and there was a pitch invasion by the BS.
Do you remember that kid being thrown thro a plate glass window in Cov town centre b4 the game?

No?

Then where were you anon...?

>>73963946
>like buying a short CB with intelligence and passing ability when everyone wants a tall cunt that can win headers and just boots the ball out

so what you're saying is that john stones is a classic moneyball signing??????

>>73963954
>listens to Kasabian once

>>73963946
How's life on the spectrum?

>>73963958
no because now that everyone wants a ball playing CB, they become overpriced and overrated, and now you can get a tall CB thats really really good at headers for example for nothing because no other teams want him and if he ends up becoming very good you can build the defence around them? Get it?

>>73963808
"So when are we getting married?"
There you go
Inb4 people pretending it doesn't work

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>>73963962
pretty good

>>73963954
>being an old man on 4chan
lol

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>>73964025
>Thinking everyone here is like me
....

>>73963985
So, you can get a really good player cheap?

Feel bad for Ulloa. He just wants to play.

>>73964060
>bragging about being old

Reminder if you're older than ~25 and on 4chan you should fucking kill yourself. You're pathetic

>>73964062
yes but simply getting good players cheap isnt the purpose of moneyball, everyone can buy cheap players and hope one of them turns out good, thats what chelsea is doing with the 8 gorillian loans, the purpose of moneyball is finding market inefficiencies that you can exploit.

young Savage why you trappin so hard?

>>73964093
Imagine how sad you have to be to bring up an incident from 1983 to prove you aren't a bandwagoner.

Most current footballers weren't even born then.

>>73964093
reminder if you're spending your youth on 4chan you should fucking kill yourself. you're pathetic.

>>73964093
>>73964134
we're all going to die someday so who cares

Reminder if you're on 4chan you should fucking kill yourself. You're pathetic

>>73964104
>the purpose of moneyball is finding market inefficiencies that you can exploit.
To get good players cheap.
What Billy Beane did was look at what really wins baseball games, and created new stats based on those things. Then he found players who did well in his stats to build a team. His entore motivation was literally"The Oakland A's are poor, I need to get good players cheap."

Beane's players were good, just undervalued or poorly scouted. Yes, market inefficiency, but still good and most importantly cheap. Or he would have failed instead of becoming a legend.

The entire Oakland A's motivation was finding good and cheap.

>>73964134
Exactly. What kind of loser teenage kid is posting here instead of playing football and fucking 16yo cuties? Maybe it is just a meme that there are so many shitheads wasting their best, easiest, free-est years throwing shit back and forth on this board.

Maybe we are all old guys. I know I am.

>>73964224
good players arent cheap though, thats the whole point, one of beanes most moneyball esque signings was hatteberg who was old and couldnt play his original position any nobody wanted.

moneyball in the premier league for example could be paying premium prices for an older established player now that everyone wants to spunk on young talent with promise in the hopes they can be messi ronaldo level

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38801529

>Wolves have signed winger Helder Costa on a permanent deal until 2021 for a club record fee of £13m.

>championship teams signing players for £13m
Ridiculous.

>>73964405
You should see how much Newcastle spent in the summer

>>73964421

Still made a profit thanks to Spuds.

>>73964405
>inb4 his acl explodes

>>73964432
And the scousers

>>73964421
It's not just Newcastle to blame.

>Costa becomes the fifth player to move to an English Football League club this season for a fee of more than £10m, following Dwight Gayle and Matt Ritchie's moves to Newcastle, Ross McCormack's transfer to Aston Villa, and Villa's signing of Bristol City striker Jonathan Kodjia.

>unironically signing ross "GATE-GATE" mccormack
>villol

CHELSEA MIGHT BE ABOUT TO PICK UP MOUSSA DEMBÉLÉ FROM CELTIC FOR OVER 30MILLION LMAO

>>73964405
That's their record transfer, and I think they have a bit of money from selling Afobe to Bournemouth. One of the blokes in my Sunday league team is a wolves supporter and told me this so I dunno if true.

>>73964405
He raped Liverpool, though, by far the best player on the pitch. They will make a good profit when they sell him on.

>>73964493

There's just no logic behind that, I don't understand. They could just recall Remy.

>>73964405

They're going to get fucking relegated as well, that's madness.

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Possible Table Changes this week.

>>73964534
Do you make these or just find them?

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*walks towards humiliation in the playoff final*

>>73964534
that pointless everton and west brom existence

lmao

>>73964552
I steal them from here
http://www.sportsvisualized.com/

>>73964501
>I think they have a bit of money from selling Afobe to Bournemouth
Afobe was £10m so that's all gone.

>>73964590
*steals from you*

>Mouyes will be in 6th all season

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>>73964195
THIS!
someone will die as virgin and someone will just die

>>73964637
Statto.com is down, but I am sure that United has been 6th since at least Noember 3rd.

>>73964134
truer words have never been spoken my friend

>>73964224
Tbf I come here for the EXPOSED and official laugh at x threads because they are funny.

>>73963958
Dunno why their aren't more championship players in people's moneyball. Readings Jake cooper literally never loses an aerial duel and he's like 6ft 5. In terms of being an opposite to the meme "BPDefender" he's a great example.

In the prem players like Aaron Lennon always scores when he plays. Not the fastest anymore but has the knack still. Carroll is another example of a type of player undervalued now. Why no more target men?

>>73964828
>Dunno why their aren't more championship players in people's moneyball.
because /sp/ is full of bandwagon retards who never watch games

>>73964828
Because everyone wants a 5 tool up the middle stud ie Fernando Torres circa liverpoo.

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>Chelsea will win the league and there's nothing >we can do about it

last day of trans lads

>>73964828
>Aaron Lennon always scores when he plays

umm no sweetie. 40 goals in 464 appearances in his career

>>73964884

You can always find trans in your heart, lad

>>73964884
still time for City to spend 30 million somethings on a mediocre CB surely

>not a single spurs transfer

weird feel

>>73964972
If van Dijk was healthy they could have spent 50 for a class defender. Shame.

>>73964972
>You now remember Mangala

>>73964972
my guess is Nordin Amrabat

>>73965011
meanwhile spurs signed alderweireld for about 10m. madness

>>73965011
>£32m
lol

>>73963913
>Hurr look at me I agree with all the retards on Foxestalk
He's >our leading goal scorer and has scored most of >our winning goals. The fact the team started to actually cross after he left is fucking stupid.

>>73965080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9mKcIc8xSM
Jump to 3:25 to see exactly what kind of defending that money gets you

>CTRL F PATO
>0 results
fuck you /trans/

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>>73965240

>ctrl f anime
>0 results
>ctrl f /a/
>0 results
>scroll through thread
>0 anime images or references to be found
bless you /trans/

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Why don't you rate him?

>>73964994
Were past them days.

wow

literally "Holy Shit They Still Exist FC"

>>73965498
was for >>73965327

>>73964534
>implying Man Utd can move up from 6th

>la

>>73965327
>their best players
Kek. What the fuck happened!

>>73963817
>>73963994

best two responses

or say something honest but retarded

João to Blackburn.

>>73963730
Glass her.

lads
LADS
>poop

>new Forest signing talking about playoffs and promotion pushes

he'll soon learn why no one wants to play for this shit heap of a club

last day and we still got no updates on Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>>73967289
updates on the trevor francis to tricky trees situation?

>>73963843
>not played milner at rb

>>73964504
>best player on the pitch
>coutinho And origi were on the pitch
M8......

>>73965327
reminder the Soriano - Soriano midfield shits on any midfield in the PL

>>73967955
>le shoot from 30 metres man

>>73964093
I hate it when people call me a newfag, too!

>>73964994
Who would they even sign?

>>73965136
i have no idea what the people on foxestalk think because i don't go there, it's a shithole

he's scored some important goals, and is clearly good at heading, but i've not been too impressed

it's clear that he can't play in a front two with vardy, which probably hasn't helped

>>73965822
Looking forward to that classic 1:1 too!!

this is probably the first deadline day that i really dont care about

>>73963697
Klopp doesn't use inside forwards. These days Poop is the only one who'd use formations that require inside forwards.

>>73963758
Sheffield FC was older.

>>73963730
Chelshit plastic fans showing they don't care about things like loyalty.

Nothing new.

>>73968598
>Chelsea having fans prior to 2004
kek

>>73968598
The average attendance for Chelsea in the 90's was less than 20,000. Literally less than some league 1 clubs.

>>73968603
>>73968614
that's why they're plastic stralia

>>73963843
>put that team out at the time of purchase for those amounts
>get relegated
>Ibra, Mahrez fuck off
>get relegated again
>Deeney, Milner fucks off
>young up and coming players get sold to bigger teams
Also Schmeichel cost less than Hart if you wanna do this logic

Leon Bailey to Leverkusen is official.

Erik Sviatchenko could be on his way to England.

Andrew Hjulsager to Celta Vigo.

Schmeichel
Sagna-Terry-Morgan-Milner
Mahrez-Carrick-Drinkwater-Shaqiri
Defoe-Ibrahimovic

Moneyball XI that could win league. Get most on a free and highest cost would be Mahrez
>inb4 muh high wages
shirt sales

>>73965392
All my anime images are stuck in another computer.

Anyone else a Brighton fan? I'm from Brighton and the thought of being in the premier league is mental

Anwar El Ghazi from Ajax to LOSC Lille is a done deal.
Another Dutch-Moroccan lad to go down as a failure :^)

>Kevin Nolan is unironically player-manager of Notts County
>He is signing Carlton Cole for Notts too

/ourclub/ is on the up

Brondby have turned down an offer from New York City FC for Lebogang Phiri.

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*walks towards the premier league*

>>73968651
Isn't this more of a fixed Leicester than anything?

>>73968651
The signing on fees for some of these players would cost more than most PL transfers though

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This man is 8 years older than Diego Costa

>Michael Emenalo, Chelsea director, is in Italy sealing a deal for Andrea Belotti according to Sky Italia

https://twitter.com/Adz77/status/826362909009772544

One of the only cunts in Seria A I'd take, but what about Michy?

>>73968576
Wonga does with Sanchez and Walcott.

>>73968784

They would be better off signing Belotti in the summer window. Let him score 20-25 goals in the Serie A first, and then pounce.
Chelsea has plenty of strikers already.

>Top-flight Middlesbrough will welcome Oxford United to the Riverside Stadium

Darn. I'd have liked a capacity stadium at Kassam. I can't remember if the FA Cup is 50/50 split or not.

>>73965041
They signed Alderweireld, Vertonghen, and Dier for like 25 million combined. Meanwhile Man City spent 50 million on John Stones.

>>73968784
>but what about Michy?
Part of the loan army and sold for a profit in 6~18 months.

>>73968784
>Michy

Right, so apparently he's only played all of 90 minutes this season in the Premier League. Scored once, so he's on 1 goal per 90 minutes which isn't bad.
Signing Belotti would just be a waste, unless Conte changed his system.

>>73968804
Two up top at last?

>>73968804
>>73968798
I am biased being a Chelsea fan, but it's a bit silly how people are acting like Chelsea aren't allowed to have a striker on the bench and should be playing with Diego Costa as the only striker for the whole season.
Though Conte really doesn't rate Batty, so there is that.

>>73968651
>highest cost would be Mahrez
Shaqiri cost over £10m, didn't he?

>>73968784
Who cares? Chelsea have infinite money and as for the FFP meme, they sold Oscar for £60m so they have nothing to lose.

Michy was a case of "We buy him so our rivals don't" as both Spurs and Arsenal, maybe even United and Pool, could really have done with him.

Mouyes did the same shit at Chelsea. He especially bought young talents which other clubs, especially Arsenal, would have loved to use in their Youth with the aim of first team. But when a kid is being offered thousands more to join Chelsea, their parents will push for that. So they join an Academy with 100's of players and none of them get a proper look at. Then they're sold off, one by one, until only the good ones are left. At which point they're sold as 'massive young talent' at 22/23 and make a tidy profit for Chelsea to use to splurge on meme players they never use. Plus the whole shitty cycle over again. Every other team in the PL would love the youths that Chelsea have, but that's never the aim.

If you can't strengthen your team; weaken others.

>>73968821
>Michy was a case of "We buy him so our rivals don't" as both Spurs and Arsenal, maybe even United and Pool, could really have done with him.

Exactly. They didn't need Michy, and he certainly wasn't the best choice for 45M euros. They bought him to keep him away from the opposition.

>>73968810
Mahrez would probably cost around £20m at the moment. Thats what I meant

>>73968825
The double bonus is that

1. If he's not playing; nobody wants him in the PL. Especially if he obviously can't handle it. So nobody in PL will want to buy him.

2. If he's at your club, you control where he can go. So if fellow PL clubs come asking about him, you just go 'no'. Even if it means hanging onto him or selling him for £25m less.

Without the money, this wouldn't happen. You wouldn't see, I dunno, Hull buying a player just to dump him in the reserves just so the others don't get him. No; you'd buy him, use him, hope he wins you games, then sell him for a profit.

Chelsea and to a degree City, sign just to prevent others signing. The best bit? NOBODY CALLS CHELSEA OUT ON IT.

They're all too busy writing articles on how shit Wenger is because he's not played Perez in every game.

nothing will happen today

>>73968834
don't be so pessimistic.. Liverpool-Chelsea will be good

>adebayor to istanbul BB
wew

>>73968834
Nothing happens ever.

>>73968821
Michy is a full international and scored 20+ goals last season. He's not an unproven kid like some of the dross Chelsea buy and send to Vitesse. He really should be getting more gametime, if you watch his performances in the cup, that much is obvious

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>having matches on same time as transfer deadline day

>>73968851
But who should he replace? Pedro looks good, Hazashit looks good, Costa has been great.

>>73968848
Probably one of the laziest, worst footballers to steal a living at a top club. Motherfucker even got a move to Real Madrid somehow

>>73968838
youre right

>>73968855
Play in more cup games of used as a sub more often.

I mean when they were without Costa they still didn't use him. Could have at least loaned him out for the rest of the season

>>73963648
>young English
Are they retarded?!

>Saido Berahino might play his first game for stoke at the weekend, but then they face WBA
lel

>>73968864
I thought there were never games on deadline day though...

>>73968868
He played 180 minutes out of 180 in the fa cup and 224 in 270 in the league cup. But yeah, he should have played when Costa wasn't available.

>>73968851
That's my point. He was bought so nobody else could buy him.

>>73968855
He shouldn't replace one of those outright, but he deserves to be getting more gametime. Especially when Costa is injured. Not playing him when Costa is injured is humiliating for him.

He could easily get the odd premier league start, let him get around 10 starts and he's better adapted to the league for next season if Costa leaves

>>73963648
not very subtle

>>73968727
subtle, i like it

>>73968904
You would know about subtly, wouldn't you?

>HEY EPL IT'S ME THE SHITPOSTER, UMMM, THAT POL THING I READ ON TV, IS IT TRUE? I MEAN, IT'S NOT SPORTS RELATED BUT I'LL POST IT ANYWAY, GET BANNED, THEN EVADE LOL. THEN DENY ALL OF THIS OMG STOP PERSECUTING ME.

Etc.

>>73968881
>>73968883
I always say the guy as a replacement for Costa as Costa was emo about the whole last season debacle. Now Costa is APPARENTLY leaving, why isn't Michy playing instead? I mean, I thought this was an irreversible disagreement, so why isn't he playing and proving if he's good enough?

>>73968917
Great post. 10/10. Unlike the post above you, that was terrible.

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>Burnley - Leicester

Sky In Italy: Jonathan Biabiany has turned down a loan offer from Chelsea. Has decided he wants to stay at Inter

Why would >we want him?

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>predicting Leicester win

It might happen, but predicting it goes against all logic

https://twitter.com/UDLP_Oficial/status/826374492679180290

Jesé to Las Palmas confirmed

are >we elite now?

SSN just now: Biabiany has turned down a Chelsea loan in favour of looking for a deal in China.

>>73968934
>>73968942
It's almost as if the story is complete nonsense

>>73968924
Looks like it wasn't an irreversible disagreement, or they agreed to let him leave this summer, which would explain the Belotti rumours.

This will be the lowest energy transfer window in Sky Sports' history. Sad!

>>73968942
>>73968934
Nah this has to be 100% bullshit, like complete agent shite.

>>73968970
My first thought as well.

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>>73968924
>>HEY EPL IT'S ME THE SHITPOSTER, UMMM, THAT POL THING I READ ON TV, IS IT TRUE? I MEAN, IT'S NOT SPORTS RELATED BUT I'LL POST IT ANYWAY, GET BANNED, THEN EVADE LOL. THEN DENY ALL OF THIS OMG STOP PERSECUTING ME.
That [literally] doesnt make any sense

>>73968856
How many clubs are still paying his wages?

>>73968969
add to this that all the teams are playing either today or tomorrow

all their business is done, unless something weird happens

I'm kinda wishing for some team to sign someone at half time and make him sign in the stadium in front of the people

>>73968934
Btw it's not Sky in Italy, it's Sky Italia. Whoever wrote the article was probably bamboozled.

Just don't reply

>>73968623
leicester paid 1.5 million to buy schmeichel from leeds

>>73968993
>thinking I was referring to Kasper
Also forgot to include Messi in my moneyball XI based on the original Anon's logic

I think there should be a single market for all UEFA members for football players. Is this a feasible idea?

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http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11685/10749655/west-ham-fans-mood-change-towards-dimitri-payet-in-january

liverpool should just put sakho on ebay

>>73968992
To whom?

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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES..

>/arse/ in meltdown

This is the worst SSN deadline day ever. Even they are poking fun at how shit it is.

Source close to Moussa Dembele denies he's coming to London to sign for Chelsea. Coming to London for "specialist knee aspiration procedure"

Aspiration procedure?

DEMBELE TO LONDON

There are tweets circulating of Moussa Dembele on a plane to London, leading to reports that he’s on his way to sign for Chelsea.

Celtic have confirmed the striker is on his way to the capital

>>73967955

>le score a blooter every 15 games man
>Orishit

Garbage

So >we apparently signed Vinicius Freitas, a hue LB.

>Cruzeiro, never played a game
>signs for a respectable Serie A club, never played a game
>loaned out for 2 and a half seasons, plays a few games in lower divisions
>we somehow sign him

Has anybody heard of him?

>>73969109
no

>DEADLINE DAY IS HERE
DEADLINE DAY IS HERE
>DEADLINE DAY IS HERE

DEMBELE IS ON A PLANE TO LONDON, WHICH IS WHERE SEVERAL FOOTBALL CLUBS HAPPEN TO OPERATE, SO HE IS DEFINITELY GOING TO SIGN FOR ONE OF THEM AS OPPOSED TO GOING THERE FOR ANY OTHER REASON!

Best window ever!!!!!

Pepe will leave Real Madrid at the end of the season and move to the Chinese Super League

He will instead move to China, where Hebei China Fortune, who are managed by Manuel Pellegrini, are to secure his signature.

Hebei China Fortune are willing to offer the Portugal international €15m a year, which nearly trebles his current €5.5m salary.

Guangzhou Evergrande and Shanghai SIPG are also keen on the defender. They both initially offered him €10m a year but have raised those salary offers to €12m.


IS PEPE AN ALL TIME LEGEND LADS?

>>73969105

Conte wat r u doink

>>73969076
Keep Sakho. You gonna need a druggie like him seeing your squad is blowing out after 20 games already. Additional bonus: Feels like a new signing.

>>73969100
>Let's do a medical while you're here already. Look at this briefcase. It'll be your signing bonus. Go phone Brennie.

>>73969109
No

>>73969109
no

>>73969113
>>73969123
>>73969126
Thank you for your input.

Norwich are set to sign Yanic Wildschut from Wigan in a £17m deal, Sky sources understand.

The 25-year-old Dutchman has scored five goals this season.

>>73969127
well i havnt senpai

>>73969127
Your welcome

>>73969105
I said this a few weeks ago, that Chelsea should sign him, he's obviously going to become a total package striker, a bit similar to e'too. Very shrewd signing if they do, the kid is basically from London and will slot right into the team.

worst transfer window evah

thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxbIU0X-lCI

>>73969137
weve got payet, delamitri payet

>>73969130
what the fuck is it with those ridiculous prices championship clubs are paying this season?

that wasteman would have been worth 500k if the market was the same as a few years ago

Villarreal winger Alfonso Pedraza is having a medical at Leeds, according to Sky sources.

Initial deal will be on loan until the end of the season but with a view to a permanent deal that could be worth up to £18.5m.

The loan fee is £900k, which Leeds had to pay to end his previous loan spell with Lugo.

>>73968878

>are they retarded?
>Liverpool

Come on mate, they don't even have fucking windows

Sayonara Payme-san

>>73969143
the championship teams are now owned by billionaires who want to get to the premier league, or billionaires who bought them when they were in the premier league and got them relegated

any1 else got payed today by work?

me did to.

>Hull City sign Inter Milan defender Andrea Ranocchia

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>>73969164

PAREDES TO LEAVE WATFORD

Sky Sources: Watford defender Juan-Carlos Paredes is having a medical with AEK Athens in Greece.

We understand the deal is an initial loan with a permanent option in the summer.

Have Spurs gotten rid of Sissoko yet?

>>73969188
hes going to neverton

>>73969193
Why would they want him after he couldn't figure out how to answer his phone? They've had all these months to see how shit he really is

>>73969171
I had no idea Emnes was still around tbqhf

>>73969197

Spurs had lots of time to see how shit Sissoko was at Newcastle but they still signed him.

More now on the news that Inter Milan winger Jonathan Biabiany has turned down a loan offer from Chelsea, according to Sky in Italy.

The 28-year-old France international has not been part of Inter's first team this season, making only three appearances in all competitions.

But the former Parma winger has rejected a move to the Premier League after deciding he wants to remain with the Nerazzurri.

Any erotic rumours today, lads?

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forest looking at McCormack

deary me

>>73969256
Pls buy

>>73964206
This senpai

>hogan deal off
thank fuck, buy an actual good striker with the Payet money in the summer instead of some shit championship player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPVbLMPMypc

good times

>>73969256
>>73969261
mccormack does exceptionally well when he's treated like the second coming of christ at his club

In his first season at leeds hes done fuck all sinc e becchio,gradel,howson and snodgrass were the big boys
second one was decent for him since becchio was out for most of the season and he replaced him
third one he got ass mad colin wanker didnt worship him and was about to leave
fourth one it was all about him,being made captain and everything so he scored 30 goals
same thing at fulham,he was the man for those two seasons

At Villa though,there's plenty of players that are more professional than him,Leeds and Fulham were more lenient with his fat ass missing training and what not,but that shit ain't gonna work at Villa,since their strikers are doing well and they dont really need him all that much

>>73969171
Isn't no. 9 the BBC news war correspondent

>>73969277

Grigg chesting in that cross was great

>>73969290
>tfw academy bros with Grigg all those years ago

>>73969105
>Arsenal linked with Dembele
>Chelsea panic and sign him

I'm starting to think Arsenal are leaking these rumours to the press so Chelsea buy "TOTALLY THE NEXT MESSI No.3056038859" and nothing comes of it.

>Hull City are interested in signing former Manchester United winger Nani from Valencia today.

I've been asleep for a month what happened in this transfer window?

Who did Liverpool buy this window?

>>73969277
Every fucking one of the United players got sold off, except for De Gea. 5 academy kids plus Anderson, playing an unfamiliar 343, made a loss inevitable. Should have scored a couple, though.

Sky sources: QPR defender Steven Caulker is having a medical with Lokomotiv Moscow

>>73969318

Not Javi Martinez

>>73969328
yet

>>73969130
>£17m
1.7 surely.

>>73969337
no

>>73969337
7

Carl Jenkinson's move from Arsenal to Crystal Palace stalled when he discovered Jeffrey Schlupp's wages, Sky sources understand.

A deal for Jenkinson to move to Selhurst Park permanently looked close to completion when Palace agreed a fee with the Gunners, but Sam Allardyce revealed negotiations with the player's agent were holding up the deal.

It is understood talks with Jenkinson were held up when the defender found out Palace were paying another January signing, Schlupp, £76,000 a week, with Jenkinson having been offered £35,000 a week to move to the club.

>>73969349
>it actually is £7m
Still too much.

>>73969353

Why the fuck is Schlupp on such high wages?

Lazio have agreed to allow Ravel Morrison to join Queens Park Rangers

However, we understand the deal to be a long way from completion, as discussions over personal terms continue.

>>73969361
>you now remember Ravel Morrison

>>73969359

Meme league.

Aston Villa have agreed a fee in the region of £19m for Brentford striker Scott Hogan

>>73969366
>the only good young english player
>turns out to be a chav fuck up
lel

BREAKING NEWS

Aston Villa have agreed a fee in the region of £19m for Brentford striker Scott Hogan, according to Sky sources.

>>73969373
>ravel morrison
>ever good
inb4 muh goal v spurs

>>73969268
JUST

>>73969376
>>73969369
>19m

Fug.

>>73969369
>>73969376
£15m actually.

So this is the infamous 'transfer rush period'

Nice

What last-minute moves will the Spuds make?

>>73969376

>It's a "Villa spend all their money on strikers again" episode

Bendtner to Brentford then?

>>73969359
premier league champion la

Fuck, >we're a plastic money club now arent >we?

(villa)

Lads, I'm thinking about dabbing 24/7.

Is this how #Pogba feels like?

Maybe it's a sign that I'm worth 100mil?

What do you think?

>>73968651
Shirt sales? Your joking, the club makes nothing on shirt sales compared to wages they have to pay out.

>>73969400
dab on, senpai

*dabs respectfully*

>>73969397
Financial Advisor, I'm XIA

SUNDERLAND BID AGAIN

Sunderland have made an improved £11.5m bid for Leicester striker Leonardo Ulloa

>>73969422
in just a few short minutes Blunderland reclaim their title from Villa as worst transfer operators

>>73969422
Leicester will sell surely, they can't be thinking in terms of relegation danger can they? Not wanting their rival to get stronger, in case they catch them? That's hilarious if true.

Isn't Ulloa also taking up a spot non-homegrown spot in the league and CL registrations?

Sell the goatfucker.

>>73969406
*dabs back in gratitude*

>>73969431
Ulloa would be their best transfer in ages.

Gibson (lol)
Oviedo (matchstick legs)
Lescott (hahaha)
Pienaar (haha)
McNair ("not a defender")
Donald Love (not from GTA 3)
Denayer ("OK, he is a defender, but I still wont play him in defence")
Janujaz (lol)
N'Dong (18m lol)
Djoilobudgie (hahaha)
Borini (hates living in Sunderland so is too depressed to play well)

>moyes

>>73969432
>Ulloa
How is this assholes names pronounced? I see L's bet every time I hear someone say it, it sounds like an entirely different word is being spoken.

What are these rumours of Studge leaving Windows FC?

>>73969458
Double l's are pronounced as soft-Js in spanish

>>73969458
oo-jhoe-ah

'jh' as in fusion (fyoo-jhin)

>>73969464
Ah, thank you.

>>73969462
literally who would buy him?

When will the football transfer bubble crash?

>>73969474
When we meme it to. Or your fellow Jews ruin it for us, Jewnadian.

>>73969450
>best transfer in ages
>Ulloa
Exactly my point

>>73969474
When football is the first sport in every country in the world and it can't grow anymore.

>>73969471
Nobody respectable or with any ambitions of having a striker that will last for an entire season..

Notts County manager Kevin Nolan has registered himself as a player after the club's transfer embargo was lifted.

Nolan, who trained with former club West Ham in November last year, was appointed as Notts County boss on 12 January by new owner Alan Hardy, but was unable to sign as a player due to the restrictions placed on the club because of debts owed.

However, Hardy has now confirmed the former Newcastle and Bolton midfielder is now eligible after the club settled outstanding payments with HM Revenue & Customs and other clubs.

>>73969480
But that would mean Sunderland have always been worse than Villa.

>>73969480
but they're already worse than Villa, and Ulloa is actually a good signing in the circumstances.

IM RIGHT - UR WRONG

>>73969474
When the United States gets into and fucks things up for everyone.

>>73969490
Hyped for the chicken man celebration again

>>73969496
>>73969500
I meant that >we temporarily ousted them by spaffing away the best part of £30 million on a literally who and 80kg of scotch eggs

Nice mention for Kasper Dolberg in yesterday's Football Weekly.

>>73969520
fuck up, we're eternally GOAT at being shit and dont forget it

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>scousers hate them!
>scousers dont mind being cold!
>Stevie 'best footballer on and off the pitch' Gerrard doesn't mind the cold la!
FEAR THE GLAZIERS

He's been linked with a £20m switch to Crystal Palace, is this evidence Mamadou Sakho is nearing an exit from Liverpool?

BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE : Just seen Sakho in London Euston - he never said were he was going but I did speak to him and wish him luck!!! pic.twitter.com/BJj0Y1PbuC

>>73969574
probably travelled for the Chelsea match and then realised its at home

Please don't forget to use #DeadlineDay when talking about transfers.

For example: How is the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation? #DeadlineDay

God what an awful transfer window.

>>73969584
No, it's actually a good window. It exposed the player hoarding of the EPL clubs.

>>73969559
how about you BOGOF m8

New rule.
Clubs are not allowed to sign a player that has played under the same manager at a different club before.

Because fuck >Moyes.

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>Sakho is shit
>you've also made it very clear you want him gone and will never play him again
>ask for 20m

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>>73969605
do you think he's banned from Liverpool?

>>73969612
It's bad enough Liverpool will never sort out their defence, it's even worse when they're 2 best defenders don't even play for them.

moyes is pretty poor at transfers 2bh

>>73964501
>>73964631
Wolves were bought by Chinese billionaires I doubt they're worrying about having to raise money for new signings.

Watford have agreed fee with Hull and Middlesbrough for midfielder Adlene Guedioura, according to Sky sources.

The deal would be for an initial £8.5m, potentially rising to £13m, with add ons.

We understand to Guedioura’s destination will come down to the player’s personal preference.

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>le offer me £10M man

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>MOOSA DEMBELLY IS IN LONGDONG ON DEADLINE DAY!!!!111........
>BUT ITS LE ONLY FOR A SCAN ON HIS >KN3EEEEE!!!!! xD *epic troll face wipes on* *deal with it* *damn it feel0s go0d to be a gangster*

BREAKING NEWS

Hull City duo Alex Bruce and James Weir join Wigan

>>73969392

? We brought in Bree (RB) Lansbury (Mid) Bjarnason (Mid) and Hourihane (Mid)

Hogan would be the first striker of the the window for us.

>>73969670
>Shitzen has a meltdown.jpg

>>73969670
Liverpoop weren't even linked with him, what's your problem?

>>73969670
Liverpool couldn't afford him