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future world series MVP edition

yu darvish is a shitty pitcher sub edition

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/p/pearcst01.shtml
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rags
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Gary Sanchez
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hack your competitors with implausible deniability because if worst comes to worst you might lose a 2nd round pick just make sure you are one of mlb's favorite sons when you do it.
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THIS IS OUR YEAR
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>Frazier
>tradeable
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The Rockies are nothing more than last year's Diamondbacks. An overhyped NL West team that won't make the playoffs
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>There are people in this very thread that don't think Tim Anderson is a top 10 SS
baka
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who's going to pick up matt wieters? i'd take him for cheap
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Madison
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>>73963191
No one want him because of the pitch framing meme.
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Mariners!
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>>73963206
DONT DO IT REEEEEEEE
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jays
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>>73963207
he's bad at pitch framing? the only thing i really know about him is that he was a great offensive catcher who had TJS and now is mediocre
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>>73963207
>implying pitch framing doesn't have real value
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Why do so many people fall here?
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>>73963186

thats another thing i was gonna shitpost about, timmy is elite defensively he should be somewhere on that list, if he develops his bat he'll be a beast, not to mention his good speed.

>>73963178

do you think he has some value to a team in the chase at the deadline? he's gonna be a FA next year and on the wrong side of 30 so the sox probably wont resign him unless they have a miraculously great season this year (lol).
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>>73963146
That's pretty messed up.
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>>73963247
Maybe it does but no one knows how to measure it.
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who THE FUCK is going to stop the rays from breaking the all time strikeout record next season?
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>>73963323
Justin Smoak should be able to do it all by himself
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>>73963278
If he can cut back his errors he'll be elite defensively, he's still learning

I don't have faith in the bat though
not yet anyway, hope rick doesn't put him in the 2 spot. He has some surprising pop, I can see him having a season like addison russell had last season but with more steals as a best case scenario. but worst case he could definitely lead the league in errors and have a sub .300 obp
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>>73963353
smoak is going to have more strikeouts than the entire combined ALE pitching staff
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>>73963146
it would have been a first round pick and a second round pick had they not signed fowler, thats pretty steep to be honest.

also makes me think thats why they gave fowler so much more money and years, probably had a spy with inside info that they would be penalized with draft picks being revoked, fuck bros how do we stop the cardinals from hacking and spying on everyone
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>>73963359

in the show he was slumping so hard for me at the start of the season, like batting .150 slumping, he's picked it up to .240ish but it shows how weak his bat is. if he can be a .260ish hitter with like 15 dingers id be ecstatic, forget about even batting 2nd at this point thats a pipe dream.
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>you now remember adam dunn led the majors in walks AND strikeouts in 2012
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Why are Dodgers prospects always overrated? Pic related - former top Dodgers prospect.
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Índios
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>>73963445
No
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>>73963445
you're taste is shit
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>>73963445
No
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>>73963445
No
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>>73963445
banned for off-topic and major shit taste
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>>73963499
>>73963507
Fuck you. Don't you guys have Mosques to go visit. Also, you should look at ALL the vids before you decide if you hate them all ;p
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>>73963520
>hate the first vid
>should force myself to suffer through the remaining 9 so i dont hurt some autists feelings
No
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>>73963520
WEW lad
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>>73963520
>hi it's my first day on 4chan, usually go on reddit but it's too much of a libshit safe space amirite xd
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>>73963551
What is reddit? I'm from Joe Cartoon
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>>73963417
Truly art
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>>73963561

t. reddit
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>>73963445
>>73963520
Was going to make fun of you but saw chevelle and felt like i was in high school again
And i saw your waxing vid, is that what you wanted to hear?
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>>73963429
Because the Dodgers are shut.
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>>73963576

Sharing that vid is worth the ban ;D
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>>73963581
What are they shut for?
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>>73963581
Los Angeles Dodgers World Series championships
1988
1981
1965
1963
1959
1955

Chicago Cubs World Series championships
2016
1908
1907
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>>73963640
championships
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>>73963651
I was 1 when the Dodgers last won a WS
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T R O S
R
O
S
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>>73963146
Makes me angry. Like one anon said, they should've just let the Astros pick one of the cardinals current prospects.

>>73963387
>Cards make a nice FA deal
>Astros get penalized for it
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>>73963709
I was -5 the last time the Dodgers appeared in a World Series
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I was 37 the last time the Cubs one a World Series :)
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>>73963445
>Gay
Gay
>Gay
Gay
>Gay
Gay
>Gay
Gay
>Well I was on nofap.... Thanks alot....
Gay
>Gay
Gay
>Gay
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I was 7 the first time the Yankees won a world series
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I was 8 the first time I posted on this board (last week)
AMA
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>>73963836
Are you a lifelong Cubs fan?
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>>73963709
>>73963793
>geriatrics on 4chan
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I was conceived the moment joe carter hit the walkoff bomb in 93

>your dad hit his most glorious home run at the same moment your team hit their's

feels amazing man
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>>73963855
I'm not even old, faggot fucking piece of shit
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>>73963852
No I like the rangers. They really have a way of making younger boys feel important and loved.
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>>73963862
Waituhsekkind are you saying your dad gets off to black guys hitting balls?
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>>73963873
"get off my lawn"
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>>73963882
I don't even own a house with a lawn
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Is he /ourguy/?
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>>73963880
I think he was getting off on america getting curbstomped tbqh with you Joe
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>>73963900
>old and poor

Tragic
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>>73963912
>Filthydelphia
>America
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>>73963923
It doesn't rain that much in Chicago. There's no water to grow grass.
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Can the sox get both a top 5 and top 50 prospect for Quintana?
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>>73963930
>acting like america didn't get so BTFO they had to cancel the next world series

though tbf montreal winning the eries would've been the end of us all
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Josh Hamilton killed a man in cold blood and Rangers fans used his statue memorial as a beer coaster
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>>73963963
The Yankees would have won 94 you dumb ass leaf.

The Yankees are Pedros daddy
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>>73963953
Not many team has a top 5 + top 50 combo to give.
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>>73963953
They can probably get something like Martes Tucker and a couple mid tier guys from the 'stros
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>>73963953
Scott Kazmir and Brandon McCarthy for Quintana.
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>>73964001
The Cubs and braves are the only two teams that could pull that off imo
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>>73963953
they won't take anything less than what they got for Eaton, which was a top 50 and a top 10ish
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>>73964034
There are four teams with the prospects to do that. The only team from Chicago that could pull off that trade are the White Sox, and they won't be doing it for very obvious reasons.
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>>73964072
Who are the other 3. Dodgers?
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>>73964080
The Yankees, Red Sox, and Braves per MLB's prospect rankings
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>>73964072
Why cant the sox do it?
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>>73964103
>Red Sox trade for Quintana
>SIX ACES

will they go 162-0?
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>>73964103
Looking at the rankings, I don't think the Sox get a top 10 prospect for Q seeing. None of the top 10 teams are ready to contend except for the Mets who have pitching.
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>>73964146
rosario is also the only prospect in the entire organization who is completely unavailable for trade

i assumed quintana would end up with the stros for some young controllable players and lower level prospects, but i also thought that would be done by now, so...
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>>73964179
But he's also the only top 10 prospect they have. I doubt the Mets would give up their top 10 position prospect for another pitcher.
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Bellinger and Brock Stewart for Q!!!!
What could go wrong with trading for a Dodgers 1B prospect with good minor league numbers?
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The Reds have a great pick in this year's draft and have the 8th best farm system. If we can't beat the Cubs we'll at least cuck the cuckinals out of the postseason.
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what kind of trade would the cubs make for Q?

i know hahn said he wouldnt trade with the cubs, but what if? what kind of package would they offer?
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>>73964193
yeah i was agreeing with you? the mets have already told people this offseason that rosario isn't going anywhere, even for the likes of wade davis when the royals offered

also a big reason that the mets don't have that many top 100 guys this year is that they're all pitching in the rotation. syndergaard was top 10 at the beginning of 2015 iirc
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>>73964123
MAKE IT HAPPEN
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>>73964223
Sox will only take a 5/50 for Quintana which they will easily get if they dangle him until the deadline. Quintana is probably the best pitcher on the market this year especially with his contract

You will have other teams making moves to get that package in place
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>>73964223
Hahn said he would though. No ones off the table as long as the right pieces are in play.
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But the Mets need pitching more than anyone.
>daily reminder that the mest paid dan warthen more than a quarter million american dollars a year to destroy their young, once promising rotation.
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>>73963967
>ragsposting becomes reality
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>>73964251

yeah i know that, ive been keeping up and hahn has said they were close to moving him on xmas but the offer wasnt sweet enough.

hahns also said they are in no rush to trade him, and i agree dangle him at the deadline and you'll get a very sweet probably 10/50 deal for him from a contender looking to make a final push.

>>73964266

are you sure about that? hahn said specifically he wouldnt make trades with the cubs and their homosexual fanbase. has he said otherwise since?
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For the good of baseball, quintana has to come to Houston. Regardless of who else you root for, wanting the M's to win is the domain of beta babbies, and rooting for the >rags is downright sinful. The Astros are the ones with the most potential to destroy these two teams for the next several seasons.
I urge you, /mlb/, to use your collective meme magic and help get Q to H-town.
As I said, it's for the good of the game.
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>>73964403
How he king with no ring?
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>>73964403

propose a trade then gaystros fan.

and remember that you gave us scotty 'i have a super hot wife' podsednik, a valuable piece to our world series title so i expect good value.
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>>73964374
Yeah

And teams know the Sox's worst option is keeping Quintana which is not even a bad option, so they have all the leverage
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How could the Ms obtain Quintana? Is there anyone left?
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>>73964374
He said it like right away. I think originally kw or someone in the org was the one who said it.
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>>73964453

pretty much on point.

he is only like 27 isnt he? say the sox pieces we got from the period sox and the nationals work out as hoped, q would still be pretty not that old by the time we started winning so its a win win
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>>73964485
Giolito is awful.
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>>73964451
First off, settle down, buckaroo.
Second, I think Francis Marte and Brad Peacock plus a lower prospect for Q is pretty fair.

>>73964436
The king shall have his ring someday
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>>73964458
Lewis, Oneill, any 2 other prospects the sox want
Wont work though since anyone outside of lewis and oneill is shit
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elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue/strep throat
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
>tfw no old/fat
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>>73964458
M's only have two top 100 prospects, and they're both outfielders

i assume the whos want a pitcher back for Q right?
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>>73964539
>>73964458
Oneill, lewis, either haniger or neidert?
I dont know, not a lot of options
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>>73964541
There's already so many pitching prospects. I feel we need some positional players.
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>>73964579
granted, and the Ms could give you one in either o'neill or lewis, but what else? quintana isn't going for two top 30 guys alone, especially when they play the same position
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>>73964599
Dont think it'd work out with the M's. Honestly Houston or yankees would be the best. But yankees seem pretty out now we're all just waiting for the stros.
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>>73964579

yup definitely position players we should be good on pitching.

OF/3b/1b mainly
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>>73964579
They need outfielders and catchers
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>>73964761

i thought we were ok at catcher, we have avila who is only 30, we have narvarez who is 24 and kevan smith who is 28. and we signed gio soto recently to a minor league deal for insurance.
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PULL THE TRIGGER ALREADY, LUHNOW!
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>>73964803
>we have Avila

What the fuck I thought he was gone.
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>>73964761

>tfw no dogs to climb the fence and steal homeruns on team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YBJTFXoIK8
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>>73964837

youre right i forgot he went to the tiggers
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>>73964761
The single crowning achievement of the 2016 Chicago White Sox
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>>73964875

remember we also had sale do that hilarious jersey ripping up and kept the crosstown cup. all in all could have been much worse.
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>>73964889
Matt Albers game too

And for a brief shining moment both Q and Sale were in Cy Young Contention
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>>73964889
>all in all could have been much worse.

how?
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>>73964907
lol yeah the 2016 who's were LITERALLY the worst team of all time lmao amirite xdddd
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>>73964923
way to be triggered, faggot

i'm asking you how exactly could their 2016 have been MUCH worse? it was fucking awful and you faggots wouldn't let us stop hearing about it the entire time. now you're backtracking?
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>>73964923
Did you feel personally attacked by that post?
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>>73964907
Well, >We aren't the padres
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>>73964907
The cubs could have the world ser

Oh
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>>73964954
:(
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>>73964946
Well for starters

The 2013 White Sox existed and we're all survivors of that
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so much triggered.

we couldve done a little bit better and still had robin as our manager, we couldve had sale or eaton go down with an injury and then not get the value we did for them

we were only 6 games below 500 so it wasnt a terrible year, shit we even made a run towards the end to flirt with .500.

so yeah it couldve been way worse
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>whos fans trying to justify that their season wasn't that bad
Mental Gymasntics everywhere!
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>>73964946
sale coulda got TJS and been untradeable
they could've started the season 10-23 instead of 23-10
quintana could've been a regular 4 era shitter
frazier could've not hit 40 dingers despite batting .225
laroche and his son could still be part of the team
they could've finished last in wins instead of literally 19th

don't let me stop you lifelong gay cubs fans obsessing about the who's though lmao

>>73964947
personally attacked by your idiocy lol
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>>73964987
>so much triggered.

only triggered i see in here is whos backtracking and acting like they weren't pretending that this season was literally the holocaust for them.

is this the cycle of retarded fandoms? bitch and moan for sympathy during the regular season, and then pretend "i-it wasn't that bad" in the offseason?
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Someone post the "these are people's lives were talking about" screencap please
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>>73965000
It really wasn't
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A poll taken after the season had shown that 80% of /MLB/ thought that the whos had the most JUST season.

Why are people changing their minds now?
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why do people think the Giants will make the post-season? Because they had a better record than the Cubs in the first half?
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>>73965049
80% of everyone is retarded, /mlb/ skews that percentage up to like 95
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>>73965049
this is literally two whos fans, including the leaf, running damage control in here now that it's the offseason and they want to be deluded again

kind of pathetic
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>>73965021
Those holocaust whos fans killed themselves already. Notice you never see them anymore, not even the trips.

All that's left now are the whos fans who were too beta to off themselves trying to delude themselves into thinking Lucas Giolito can save their franchise.
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>>73965049
JUST =/= worst
The White Sox were just very humorously below average.
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>>73965049
>poll was taken right after the Cubs won the world series.
Really makes you think.
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>whos had literally the worst season in the league lmao xdddddd

how to spot a lifelong gay cubs fan since 2016 for dummies
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>>73965089
this is the asshurt leaf i was talking about here >>73965066. seems like he thinks that by calling everyone who thinks his team is a joke a le cubs fan XDD he can damage control
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Setting the record straight

No true White Sox fan can think 2016 was worse than 2013 or 2014. Or even 2015
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Daily reminder that the Chicago White Sox let their franchise be destroyed by a 12 year old child.
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>>73965113
He's more like an 80 year child
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>>73965113
The curse of the Drake will live on for 100 years
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>>73965111
Trips for truth
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Friendly reminder
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>>73965113
Someone give me a quick rundown on this please
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>everyone who doesn't think the 2016 whos had literally the worst season in the league and of all time is a who sux fan

classic lifelong gay cubs fan since 2016
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>>73965138
>>73965113
It was already destroyed
See
>>73965122
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>>73965138
white sox let their best pitching prospect go for peanuts

major league level at only age 12
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>>73965135
They changed the logo. Not any better really.

Its absolutely disgusting. At Soxfest whenever Guaranteed Rate was brought up the entire room booed. So proud of the fans for rightly doing that.
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>>73965138
google Drake LaRoche controversy
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>The Chicago White Sox have not been to the post-season since 2008 making it the longest drought in the AL at 8 years second only to the Seattle Mariners

What are the chances the Ms postseason cuck the whos this year?
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>>73965242
0
Because the whos suck doesn't mean the ms will be good
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>>73965258
What if they get Quintana though?

Felix
Quintana
Iwakuma
Paxton
Smyly

Who can stop this from the WC2?
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>>73965289
Themselves
like always
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>sadmoose.jpg
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>>73965289
Felix "Can't win the big games" Hernandez
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>>73965361
He's never been in a big game just like Sale. It'll be interesting
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>>73965289
Smyly and Paxton are trash. Why they haven't hit up LA to get a trade for Kazmir blows my mind. Especially seeing as how Kazmir has fantastic numbers against that division.
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>>73965361
>>73965650
Who are some big name pitchers that can't win the big games?

Price..
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>hack an opposing team's database
>gain confidential information on their players for 2 and a half years
>punishment is $2 million and couple of draft picks

Fuck you MLB
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>>73965711
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>>73965711
Syndergaard
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>>73965783
Kys
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>>73965711
Bumgarner after 2014 if we're being honest....
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>>73965770
Kershaw missed two months with a back injury, which likely cost him a fourth National League Cy Young Award in six years. No, it doesn't matter. Kershaw was already on a Hall of Fame trajectory entering 2016, and all he did was deliver his most dominant season yet, doing insane things like putting up a 172/11 strikeout-to-walk ratio(!) in 149 innings with a 1.69 ERA. You can offer all the lame "but playoffs" jokes you want, forgetting that he managed to dominate the Cubs in Game 2 of the NL Championship Series, and he's still the best pitcher in baseball.
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what did he mean by this?
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>>73965793

but he got the jints into the NLDS
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>>73965804
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>>73965804
>>73965793
trip on pissboi
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>>73965751
ikr
if this were a smaller market team with no recent success MLB would fuck the shit out of them and ruin them for the next 10 years

Cardinals' front office hired and nurtured the guy through their system, there's no way they didn't know what was going on
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>>73965804
It's a meme. Kershaw is an /mlb/ icon. Entire generals dedicated to he and the Los Angeles Dodgers. Entire threads rejoice when he gives up one (1) run in the regular season. You'll see spams of >kershit, after he issues a BB. It's pretty obsessive. I actually like those images of sad Kershaw, its a true display of his passion and pain for the sport. When he clinches a WS birth everyone knows he'll cry.
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>kershit
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>>73965842

>When he clinches a WS birth everyone knows he'll cry.

so never?
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>>73965804
so many words lol
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>only way kershit will win the WS is by clenching and birthing a ring
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>>73965751
I've been fuming Tbh
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what pitcher could have allowed this to happen? certainly not kershaw
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Oh look it's the start of another Kershaw general.

Like cuckwork LMAO
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>pissboi's only argument now is that people are talking about kershaw

Sad!
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>>73965896
>le cherrypicking stats maymay
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>>73965896
>kershaw general
>clearly a steve pearce general
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>talks about cherry picking stats
>it's a stat that ranks a players S/W within the last 117 years

>posts a sample size <100IP

Wow, you would think the shitposting would be rational.

It's a legit Kershaw general that stemmed from talking about Felix Hernandez not having ever pitched in a big game.

Wow.

Im have a lab to finish,
Talk about kershaw for at least the best 40 posts please. I want something funny to return to in a couple hours.
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wow kershit is shit when it matters wow
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>>73965842
I legitimately laughed mate

Kershit is mentally weak and can't handle big games or emotions, we get it
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I like memeing on kershaw like everyone else but didn't he pitch a really good game in like game 2 of the nlcs? so it is possible for him to not choke in the postseason.

>>73965877
The only way he'll get a ring is when he's past his prime and is on some team as a reliever.
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Imagine dedicating your life to defending a notorious playoff choker on a children's anime forum

It's times like this I'm glad I was born a fan of a dynasty franchise with (arguably but not really lol) the best postseason pitcher of all time
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>>73965289
This is a legit good top 5. Paxton and Smyly are perfectly decent 2 WAR pitchers. Iwakuma, Felix, and Quintana are capable of putting up 4 WAR seasons. If they have Q, they could overtake Houston for the AL West.
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>>73966059
Another reason why the Astros should lock him down and fast.
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>>73965705
>why won't other teams overpay for our garbage
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>>73965705
Because Kazmir is legit awful and costs $50 million per year?
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>>73966186
If the jints can overpay for the whos garbage samardzija and the whos can overpay for the Padres garbage shields then anything goes!
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>>73966210
>they fell for the Kazmir meme
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>kershit
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>>73965705
Paxton 2016 ERA = 3.6
Kazmir 2016 ERA = 4.6

Paxton 2016 FIP = 2.8
Kazmir 2016 ERA = 4.5

Paxton was more than twice as valuable as Kazmir in 2016.
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I dont think teams should be able to tell grown ass men they can't chew in the ballpark. I dont smoke or chew myself but to each there own

I was never impressionable enough to think that was a good idea just cuz a ball player did it. Its on the parents.
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Anybody want Blake Swihart for a pitcher or two?
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>>73966348
I agree
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>>73966348
Grown ass men can chew all they want but if they want to keep their jobs they better do what their bosses tell them to.
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how shook is Frank Thomas that two clean players got in the Hall that he has to accuse them of doing roids while he obviously did them when he was elite?
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>>73966401
Very poor bait mate
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>>73966406
>implying
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>>73966401
>obviously did them
>wanted Steroid testing since the 90's
No I don't think so
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>>73966401
He's such a fucking bitch to single out players like that. The small amount of respect I had for him is gone now.
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Yanks should have to give back Torres tbqh
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2017/1/28/14422404/gleyber-torres-trade-yankees-cubs-aroldis-chapman-andrew-miller
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>>73966411
They juiced...so they should be called out on it...

What's the matter leafy?
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>>73966411
A
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>>73966410
great cover for his lying ass

>>73966424
>they juiced
sez who? Canseco?
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CAN SOMEBODY POST THE "these are people's lives were talking about" SCREENCAP PLEASE?
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>>73966348
MLB is probably at least partially on the hook if they get cancer down the road
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>>73966448
>great cover
You seem to be making baseless assumptions
Care to support your claims
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>>73966452
no
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>>73966452
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>>73966413
agreed. Chapman wasnt that great and now the yanks have both
clear east coast bias
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>>73966424
You have no proof stop being a faggot.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2017 NL Rookie of the Year
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Your 2017 NL RoY!
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>>73966547
>When the fried rice hits you just right
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>>73966547
Looks like Carlos Correa combined with Yordano Ventura
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>>73966547
ayy lmao
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>>73966479
not if Thomas doesn't and/or can't support his own assertions.

Here's a question for you all:

Would you like to see a definitive list of every single player who juiced since the late 80s? How would knowing a certain player you're fond of possibly being on that list affect you? Would you lose all respect for them? Forgive them for their transgressions? Not care?
I would certainly be in the latter camp, because I just don't care anymore except for when someone like Frank Thomas pulls accusations out of their ass like he's doing, because these people ought to shut their fucking mouths if they can't provide hard evidence to back up their accusations.
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>>73966413
nah, you can have chapmeme back tho
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>>73966593
i wanna see juiced up giganiggas blast the ball to the moon
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>>73966593
Nice deflection
You still didn't back up your claim
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>>73966613
>cucknada

Integrity of the game > HURR DINGERS
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>>73966613
not everyone who takes steroids turns out like bonds
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>>73966634

GOAT
O
A
T
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>>73966634
holy crap I forgot about that. truly a GOAT-tier MLB webbem

>>73966642
pay this man
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>>73966634
I wonder if Bonds could hit a homerun by smacking a ball with his hands.
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Should there be a separate roid league?
It would be like arena football is to the NFL; nobody would take it seriously and it would be for pure entertainment and brutishness, leaving MLB to become high art.
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>>73966634
Lets play a game

What % of /mlb/ can name that venue and the meme most associated with it?
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>>73966634
Jesus Christ
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>>73966670
Care to explain why you have that saved on your computer?
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>>73966659
I want to see him in batting practice with an aluminum bat and random fans running around in the stands as targets to see if he could hit one.
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>>73966670
mandrama fag detected
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>>73966642
he was a monster
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>>73966634
let's see him with a fungo bat
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>>73966630
the """integrity""" of the game is already spoiled by the fact that every professional athlete is taking some sort of supplements meant to improve his body and game, illegal or not. roids are roids but every professional sport is already a biological testing ground and it's not going to change unless you change the nature of competition, doping tests cannot keep up with new drugs and everyone with ambition will be trying to get an edge. griffey was def on some designer shit, BALCO probably just made every other producer go underground for a while. no one at the top of their game is clean, so you might as well go all the way to try to create baseball superhumans instead of witch-hunting and making an example of out of a few

niggas would be punching holes in catcher gloves and concussing people outside the ballpark with 500ft line drives, it would be awesome
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>>73966711
only HR he ever hit in Yankee Stadium, too
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>>73966711
>Yankee Stadium home run
Meme park. That's a fly out in any other ballpark.
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>>73966769
It would be an IFF in the Dodger stadium.
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IT'S TIIIIIME
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>>73966769
infield fly rule in 'frisco
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What went wrong?
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Alright /mlb/ have you guys ever played the greatest baseball game ever made yet?
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>>73966665
0%
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Who /reds/ here?
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>>73967237
dont
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>>73967237
You know you can upgrade Pooh? I played the game for 6 months without knowing that
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>>73967237
You can't make me go back
I tried challenging the immortal one once
Never again
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>>73967237

Does anyone have the link where it was in Japanese
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>>73967466
http://games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
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Will I get stabbed if I go to Dodger stadium as a Padres fan
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>>73967474

You have damned me, but thank you.
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>>73967476
Probably
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>>73967476
nobody gives a shit.
If you wear orange and black and try to get a chant going you're getting shit af slurs thrown at you until you leave the park or shut the fuck up.
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>>73967476
>trying not to get stabbed
dont you want to experience LA culture while youre there?
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>>73966593
I really miss Albert Belle. It really bummed me out to when he got caught corking his bat. He was so damn good, but if Gaylord Perry made it in to the Hall doctoring balls every game, Albert should have gotten more consideration, even with how much the writers hated him.
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Will i get penetranted with penis against my own will if u go to AT&T?

Will I catch AIDS if I touch a Frisco fan?

Honest question....
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>>73966665
I might be in that webm and I guess it was Pro Player Stadium at the time and the only memes I know is that it was an empty football stadium with tarps over seats.
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>>73967562
>Will i get penetranted with penis
u will like it u slut
>Will I catch AIDS if I touch a Frisco fan?
No, unless they are a baby boomer.
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>>73967562
>Will i get penetranted with penis against my own will if u go to AT&T?
is there another reason to go to ATT?
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Someone translate this shit for me
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P - Clayton Kershaw/Justin Verlander
C - Buster Posey/Jonathan Lucroy
1B - Joey Votto/Miguel Cabrera
2B - Daniel Murphy/Jose Altuve
SS - Corey Seager/Francisco Lindor
3B - Nolan Arenado/Manny Machado
LF - Yoenis Cespedes/Khris Davis
CF - Adam Eaton/Mike Trout
RF - Bryce Harper/Mookie Betts

Rizzo fags fuck off
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>>73967476
>he doesn't want to get stabbed in LA
That's like saying you don't want to get shot in Chicago or molested in the clubhouse in Arlington
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>>73967682
Im getting real tired of seeing Trout or FUCKING ALTUVE 38 games a year
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>>73965850
>>73965842
Kersh is winning a ring with the Yankees or Sox
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>>73967693
>molested in the clubhouse in Arlington
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>>73967593

oh yes, good old joe robbie/dolphins stadium/fuck the corporate names. goddamn infield dirt always fucked up my dolphins in september, i remember a few missed kicks blamed on the dirt, shit was not cash.
much like fuck guaranteed rate field, i mean i know the money helps the sox and what not, but damn its gay. real fans (and the cast of shameless) still call it comiskey park.

i cant believe all the drama i stirred up when i said that the wSox season wasnt that bad! haha y'all fags crazy. i still stand by that. like the other fag said it, mediocre season nothing more nothing less.

whats the over under at for sox wins this year gentlemen? id say 86 if we keep Q, 78 if we trade Q.
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>>73967693

the gun violence in chicago is so overrated, if you stay away from the niggers you wont get shot. and they all live in their own little dilapidated food deserts anyway so its super easy to not get shot.
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>Hey Mike, I was playing this Winnie The Pooh baseball game on the internet, and he hit a 580 ft home run. You think he'd be a good fit for the Yankees?
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>>73967663
>Status

Left Col:
> Bonus point
>stage
>total homeruns
>highest homerun streak
>farthest hit
>total distance hit

Right Col:
>Power
>Mitt
>Speed

That's the general gist of it. Might be a bit off but ya.
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>>73967753
is honey a banned substance?
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>>73967663
Also

>次のレベル
means "Until next level up" with the points that you need for it
The button has

>レベルアップ!
Which obviously means Level Up!

And the bottom
>ステージセレクトヘ
means "To the stage select menu"
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>>73967756
>Mitt
For what purpose?
And thanks
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Best 5 pitchers in baseball as of now

1. Christopher Robin
2. Clayton kershaw
3. Max scherzer
4. Chris sale
5. Jon Lester

Debate me
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>>73967794
Oh wait so I think I misunderstood it

Apparently in Japan, the term ミート is kind of a colloquial baseball term for success rate/contact rate when hitting.

So read it as contact-rate/accurate hitting instead

Thought it was like ミット
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>>73967794
it's actually Contact, meaning, well, how well your pure bat-on-ball contact is
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>>73967812
>5. Jon Lester
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>>73967815
>>73967819
Thanks
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>>73967812
>Honorable Mention: Tigger
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>>73967701
I second that. These two guys are so annoying to watch make plays. It really bothered me when Jerry dealt THE STONE COLD, DEATH DEALER, Carson "0.00" Smith, away. He always made Trout look like trash.
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>>73967825
Ya it actually translates to "meet" as in how well your bat "meets" the ball.
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goddamit i can't get past the owl. i've been getting progressively worse every time i face him
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>>73967851
Oh just you wait for Tigger... And then fucking Christopher Robin. He makes Kershaw look like a little leaguer.
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>>73967851
Rabbit is fucking my shit up
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>>73967851
The owl isnt until next week
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>>73967866
I've watched the Christopher Robin vids on YT... iirc his pitches are invisible, or turn invisible halfway to the plate
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>>73967812
>Christopher Robin
>Not a postseason choker
Pick one and only one. This isn't even up for debate.
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>>73967812

1. Christopher "God" Robin
2. Owl "just zig zag my shit up" the owl
3. Tigger "this fucking bullshit isnt even legal" the N*gger
4. Piglet "packing more heat than Syllvestor stalone on a trip to vietnam" the pig
5. Kanga "thats a fucking ball it bounced on the ground 4 times you fucking ump" and roo

POWER GAP

90. Eeyore" I'll give you some warmup lobs while I sift through my depression medication" the elephant

POWER GAP

999. Rabbit "why the fuck am I even here, I could give up a HR to a blind kid missing all 10 fingers" the rabbit
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>>73967877
>>73967892
How the fuck are you gonna hit an invisible pitch you idiot?
Robin is elite
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>>73967925
>eeyore
>elephant
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>>73967925
>90. Eeyore" I'll give you some warmup lobs while I sift through my depression medication" the elephant
>eeyore
>a fucking elephant
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>>73967931
https://youtu.be/rmSyvHus1SE?t=4m12s
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>>73967956
pooh was playing under conditions I dont deem fair
Robin is still elite
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>tiggers pitches literally leave the etheral plane we inhabit
>umps still call them legal
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>>73967812
Lester is at least better than Scherzer or Sale, two candidates for regression.
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>>73967987
>two candidates for regression.
hes not better than them until they regress
And lester is more likely to regress than either of them
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>>73967682
Two injury-prone first basemen over someone who had a career year and has nowhere to go but up?

Notice how your list is lacking anyone on the Cubs. Let's play a little game shall we? Let's put Lester at pitcher, Rizzo at first, Zobrist at second, Bryant at third, and Russell at short.

Don't be in denial about the best infield in baseball. You'd literally be kidding yourself would that be the case.
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>>73967989
Whereas the current metrics point to that.
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>>73963967
Do you think his kid will grow up to exact revenge on Hamilton?
>"Sorry Mr. Hamilton, I guess I threw it a bit short."
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>Russell over Seager
ok im done replying to this troll
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>>73968011
Someone who might be proven at veteran status, a consistently better defender and just as good as a hitter than Seager is.

Russell has the edge for higher WAR and UZR, it would be foolish to think of it the other way.
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Jints
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...is it clear? did god-emperor christopher robin take his souls and go?
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>>73967994
>Let's play a little game shall we? Let's put Lester at pitcher, Rizzo at first, Zobrist at second, Bryant at third, and Russell at short.
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>>73968044
Not an argument
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>>73968045
>Anthony Rizzo, Addison Russell, Jon Lester, and Ben Zobrist are the best players in the NL at their respective position
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>>73968051
Do the math.

Rizzo isn't injury prone and has posted a career high in WAR. It's 2017, the early 2000s are over.

Russell is among the best defensive shortstops in the game UZR-wise and on top of that he's a solid hitter. Compared to the competition and arguments against, there aren't many valid ones.

Lester is the best postseason pitcher in baseball on top of being a top 3 regular season pitcher. You can't argue against.

Zobrist has been a 4-5 WAR player every year, and his primary position is second base. Altuve might be a solid argument against Zobrist, but no one else compares to those two players at second, as other arguments such as Cano or Murphy are primed for regression based on current metrics.
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If the White Sox get rid of Q and Robertson how many good young players will they have?
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>>73968065
>>73968051
hes not even saying NL
Hes saying they are the best in baseball
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>>73968065
zobrist hasnt been a 4 war player in 2 years and had less than half of Altuves WAR last year
I know this is your first year watching baseball and youre super excited about the cubs but try to learn a little more before you start shouting your shitty opinions
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>>73968065
>Joey Votto and Miguel Cabrera are injury prone for playing 158 games but Anthony Rizzo isn't because he played 155
P.s. they both were better than Rizzo this year in BA, OBP. OPS, SLG
P.P.S. Miguel Cabrera has played 148 games every year since 2010 and Joey Votto has player 158 in three of his last 4 seasons

Oh yeah Lindor and Seager were both better hitters in every statistical category except for Lindor having less HRs but being a more disciplined hitter with 47 less SOs in 79 more ABs

Clayton Kershaw is the best pitcher in baseball. You can't argue against.

Altuve IS a solid argument against Zobrist cause he was better than him in every offensive metric that is useful (HR, SB, BA, OPS, OBP, SLG)

Guess what.. so were Cano (Except OBP) and Murphy
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Which team will he shut out in the 2017 WC game?
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>>73968315
Dodgers
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>>73968334

>implying it's even possible for a team besides the Doyers or Jints to win the NL West

Padres are going to lose 110 games. Dbags will lose 95. Rockies will lose 85.
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>>73968205
Ahoy brother
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Post yfw you realize Pooh is straight up hitting 600ft bombs on the reg
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>>73967753
>>
Good night, ya idiots. Surprise me with intelligent posts in the morning.
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>>73968205
>>73968474
>>73968503
LET THEM PLAY
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>>73968532
LET THEM PLAY
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>>73968655
LET THEM PLAY
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>>73968656
>>73968655
>>73968532
no
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>Tfw L7 weenie
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>>73968658
>being this new
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>>73968680
>being even newer
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>>73968511
Glutamate is considered a 'non-essential' amino acid. Though don't let the name fool you; this biomolecule is indeed one of the most integral parts of many cellular functions.

While there are twenty amino acids our body requires, our cells are only able to produce about half of these from precursor molecules. 'Non-essential' in this case refers to those amino acids, such as glutamate, which we do not necessarily need to consume from the environment. Glutamate can be found in all tissues of the body, and at very high levels. Of course, being an amino acid, glutamate is a building block for protein synthesis. But this important amino acid has much more of a bioligical impact than you might think.

It's no accident that the most abundant and versatile amino acid is able to be produced within our cells. Glutamate is one of the most critical regulatory molecules in cell metabolism; it plays a key role in linking many catabolic and anabolic pathways. Infact, glutamate is synthesized from an intermediate molecule of the well known citric acid cycle, a fundemental part of cellular respiration. What's more, the busy molecule, along with it's amide bearing sibling, glutamine, regulates the levels of toxic ammonium in cells. It's safe to say that glutamate, directly or indirectly, is a significant factor in the pathways of nearly all metabolites that go through our body.

But there is even more this already-impressive amino acid does within our body. Not only is it a central part of many metabolic pathways and a commom protein residue, but glutamate also serves as the most active neurotransmitter in our nervous system. The human brain has an abundance of glutamate receptors and it's been shown that this neurotransmitter is responsible for facilitating cognitive tasks like learning new material and remembering information.

So if you learned something today, and you'd like to remember it later on; well you can thank glutamate for that.
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>>73969052
I hope that anon appreciates this intelligent post
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>>73966586
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>>73968024
Nats
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>>73968019
>Russel is a proven veteran
>Seager isn't
Russel's played like 100 more MLB games than Seager. And they have the same career WAR.
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>>73968065
KYS
Y
S
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>>73969052
10/10 intelligent post and 40 kek filename
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>>73968065
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>>73969052
Hey buddy, that's a very good post and I appreciate you

>>73969297
I do
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>>73970186
No problem, just got done with my test so i can forget it all til finals
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Why aren't you guys going to meme on the other guys for saying Addison Russell is the best offensive Shortstop in the game? Is it because you know it's true?
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Obi Hahn pls more trades
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>>73970459
would you meme on some idiot claiming the padres are better than the dodgers?
some shit is so stupid you just ignore it
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Huff dropping the hammer!
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>>73971267
KEK
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>>73971267
I wonder how long before he issues an apology for his insensitive words. When will these fucking idiots learn.
>>
>>73971285
He already did you David Brock crew crony
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>>73971346
I never said I disagreed with him.
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>>73971392
Sorry saw a leaf in your flag and habit kicked in
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>>73971267
>baseball player being a redneck

shocker
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>>73971267
Is the MLB the most redpilled sport?
I mean Schilling gives us one hell of an edge
>>
>>73971461
Wasn't it Aubrey Huff that said Obama wasn't a US citizen while he was on the Orioles?
>>
Will Harper surpass Trout?
>>
>>73971616
No
>>
Did the Indians make the biggest trade so far by getting frias to bolster the penn
>reminder that the dodgers literally killed the Indians chances to win the eries
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>>73971616
Only after Trout's neck gets so swollen he can't properly swing a bat anymore.
>>
Chris correa is now accusing the astros of illegally accesing cardinals info
It was the astros all along. Mlb shpuld force them to give up their correa for the one the cards lost
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>>73971499
Either him or Luke Scott
>>
Hey fellow O's fans what the FUCK are we gonna do about our rotation??? We are FUCKED
>>
>you will be alive to witness /Clayton ker>shaw general/ die when the off season ends

Feels good lads
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>Jay Bruce still on the Mets
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>>73971267
>"San Francisco slugger Aubrey Huff is calling a foul ball on everyone protesting the new President's policies."

I should go to journalism school
>>
>>73972076
It ain't that bad. Bundy and Gausman should be decent and tilman can be pretty good. I think it's better than last years.
>>
The Rockies are potentially paying Greg Holland $35 million over two years LMAO WTF
>>
>>73971920
it was for sure Luke Scott. That's the only thing I remember about him
>>
>>73972134
Just pretend yo be black and gay and start a shitty blog and I'm sure some rag would hire you.
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>>73972155
I scrolled pased that a few times didnt think anything of it. Then i clicked it.
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>>73972097
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>>73972219
Same really. He got booted from a KBO team for some related shit too, like 1, 2 years ago. Some beef with the manager.
Probably called him a gook.
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>>73972455
kek
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>>73972080
this isn't /choke/ general, this is the steve pearce general

is it that hard to read English
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>>73972571
Tulo looks like someone just stuck their finger in his ass.
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>>73972595
gotta field ANY position
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>>73972571
>players on a Canadian baseball team displayed on a monument of American presidents

Please leave
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A few questions
When would be the best time for the world baseball classic (pretend MLB would pause the season for it)?
Would it just be better to played it in October and November with players from non-playoff teams?
And did this thing ever have a chance?
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>>73972660
triggered
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>>73971676
Nice post!
>>
We're almost to February, Bros. I think we can make it.
>>
How the fuck does Matt Weeners not have a contact?
>>
If every team had to send one champion to a battle royale gladiator tournament, who would each team send and who would come out on top?
>>
>>73974673

the red sox could send sandoval and he'd eat everyone else
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>>73974913
Kris Bryant could infect everyone with the AIDS.
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>>73974673
>I volunteer
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>>73974673
Clayton Kershaw could hit everyone with his purse
Madison Bumgardner can have his fat wife kick everyone's ass.
Roughned Odor can just beat everyone. Off.
>>
>>73974673
Yankees: Judge
Red Sox: idk, Sandoval? RIP Ortiz
Orioles: Davis
Blue Jays: Bawwtista
Rays: Longoria

White Sox: Abreu
Indians: Encarnacion
Tigers: Martinez
Royals: Perez
Twins: Mauer I guess

Astros: i don't even know, Beltran?
Angels: Trout
Athletics: (Khris) Davis
Mariners: Cruz
Rangers: Beltre

Braves: Freeman
Marlins: Stanton
Mets: Cespedes
Phillies: is Howard still on the team?
Nationals: anyone but Bitch Harper

Cubs: Jizzo
Reds: Votto
Brewers: Braun
Pirates: McCutchen
Cardinals: idk, Matt Adams or some shit

Diamondbacks: Goldshit
Rockies: Arenado
Dodgers: Pedoson or Gonzalez
Padres: Myers?
Giants: anyone but Posey
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Dance off anyone?
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>>73975392
What if Posey wore a mask?
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>>73975392
Yanks win.
Giants with Pence are a wild card.
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>>73975456
He's more likely to be wearing a tampon.
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>>73975508
i don't think even pence's weaponized insanity can overcome this much man

ryan howard (6'4", 243 lbs) for scale
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>>73972705
midsummer because baseball is the only sport then
no
no

the problem isn't the date it's held, whenever it's held players would not go. There's no prestige and no money and no reason for players and teams to risk their players in this. baseball is all about the world series, nothing else matters

it had a chance though, if MLB really wanted to, or needed to, grow the game then they would actually advertise this shit somewhere other than MLB network, and they would try to convince players to play more, more prize money (hard to measure up to MLB money, but it could be good incentive for arb or pre arb players, some of whom are among the best players in the league), and do more to prevent teams from blocking players from going. But MLB is swimming in money right now, they don't need this gimmick tournament, the league is thriving and if anything the wbc could jeopardize it since fans would get pissed if any players get injured in it. Sure maybe the WBC would be good for the future to grow the game internationally but all the owners who run MLB don't give a shit about that.
>>
>>73975640
Isn't Howard with out a team at this point?
>>
>>73976059
Don't worry, Kenny will get his man. He always does.
>>
>>73975392
>Rizzo
>Not Hayward or Schwarber
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:)
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>>73963257
Who puts a parking garage in their ballpark lol
>>
>cubes are still world champs
Hehehe other teams on fuckin suicide watch
>>
Another month or so. Getting Excited for the start of the season.
>>
>>73976606
Meh. We're all okay with it. You can have one every 100 years or so. Savor it.
>>
Players who peaked in their 40s:
========================
1) Barry B*nds
2) ??????????????????????
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>>73976738
83-79 4th
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>>73976813
That sounds about right.
>>
>>73976809
Jamie Moyer, but he wasn't a juicer like B*rry.
>>
>>73976809
Satchel Paige
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>>73975392
Astros: Gattis
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>>73976813
What a monster division
>>
>>73977120
Os, Rays and Yanks don't make .500
>>
>>73975392
>Royals: Perez
Perez would get worked by half of those dudes, I'm sending Chris Young as a 6'10" wildcard
He can throw 83 mph fastballs down the middle of the plate at them
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>>73977140
O's and Yanks will be barely above .500 but it won't take much to win the division.
>>
>>73977166
Boston has exponentially more talent than anyone else in the division. Whether that translates in to a 90+ win season is anyone's guess. Maaaaaaybe Toronto lucks in to the wildcard
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>>73977190
No fuck Toronto, they had 2 chances
If anyone is going to stumble into WC2 and immediately lose its the Mariners
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>NESN getting rid of Gary

GOD FUCKING NESN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>upgrade over EE
>elite rotation front to back with no more dickey
>Blevins/Logan and drob soon

>t-toronto won't make the WC!
>this scared of Canada contending again

ayyy lmao
>>
>>73977190
I agree to disagree, as I believe the team with the most talent in the AL East is the Yankees.
>>
>>73977247
Toronto will finish in 3rd behind the Yankees and the Rays.
>>
>>73977365
Dude.
>>
>>73969388
Still the better defensive shortstop, and perhaps likely the one with a higher ceiling than Seager will ever have.
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>>73970459
Because they don't understand the metrics that put Russell at the highest. And future metrics have Russell ahead of Seager.

You can't trust this place to have good baseball knowledge. Try another place where the people are more analytical as opposed to emotive.
>>
Lifelong Dodgers fan here. Addison Russell is a bonafide athlete. I'll take him any day of the week over the slow ass white boy.
>>
Lifelong Indians fan here. Lindor is too inconsistent. He needs to get on Russell's level in order to get better. No player is more defensively refined and has a higher offensive ceiling than Addison Russell.
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>>73977309
did his family murder anybody again?
>>73977190
Toronto's time is over.
>>
Why are people so jealous of Addison Russell? Can't you see he's the shortstop with the highest ceiling? You guys need to hop off the Seager bandwagon just because he's white. Seager lacks the athleticism, the defense, and the hear that Russell has. I thought /mlb/ knew better.
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>>73977486
They're still a realistic shot at being WC #2. The AL Central and AL West will have one team apiece come postseason (Cleveland and Texas at the moment).
>>
>all these clowns saying Addison Russell isn't white
He's the greatest white athlete alive and it's not even close.
>>
Hey /mlb/! I'm a Giants fan, but I'm really tired of them not winning even year series, should I switch to being a Cubs fan since the team is going to be the new designated even year meme team?
>>
>>73977529
He's half African American, half Filipino.
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>>73977510
I don't think the Indians will be as good.
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>>73977561
Do you think the Tigers could steal it from them?
>>
>people still think the >rags will win the West
Regardless of how deep the Astros get into the playoffs, they're the better team and will win the division with Seattle in 2nd place
>>
>>73977577
I think Francona is the best manager in the league but he doesn't have the talent left.
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>>73977555
Filipino are the strongest race in the world
>>
>>73977577
tigers are aging but they have talent. they could win a weakened division if the indians regress after their loss, there's no one else really equipped to contend yet in that division
>>
AL East

1. Red Sox (1)
2. Yankees
3. Blue Jays
4. Rays
5. Orioles

AL Central

1. Indians (2)
2. Tigers (5)
3. White Sox
4. Royals
5. Twins

AL West

1. Angels (3)
2. Rangers (4)
3. Astros
4. Mariners
5. Athletics

NL East

1. Nationals (3)
2. Marlins
3. Braves
4. Mets
5. Phillies

NL Central

1. Cubs (2)
2. Pirates (4)
3. Cardinals (5)
4. Reds
5. Brewers

NL West

1. Dodgers (1)
2. Diamondbacks
3. Giants
4. Rockies
5. Padres

AL Wild Card: Rangers over Tigers
NL Wild Card: Cardinals over Pirates

AL Division Series: Rangers over Red Sox, Indians over Angels
NL Division Series: Dodgers over Cardinals, Cubs over Nationals

AL Championship Series: Rangers over Indians
NL Championship Series: Cubs over Dodgers

World Series: Cubs over Rangers
>>
>another JP is a BJ
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>>73977593
The Angels and Rangers have a better team on paper than Houston and Seattle. Much more to say their players are more seasoned and qualified without injury interference. Having good luck also helps.
>>
>>73977653
This is a joke, right?

please
>>
>>73977653
The Sox won't win the ALE. I'm not saying NY will but it's such a weak division this year that it would be foolish to call it.
>>
>>73977444
Explain the metrics
>>
>.321 OBP
>.738 OPS
>97 OPS+
>95 wRC+
>.316 wOBA
>Not even a top 5 defender in the league
>People still claim I'm the best in the game at my respective position

Who am I?
>>
>>73977877
Adam Jones?
>>
>>73977877
Goldshit?
>>
>>73977877
Rizzo
>>
>>73977877
Now try his defensive metrics and do the math as to how much it meant for the least World Series.
>>
>>73977877
Bruce 'What if I hit a walk off bomb?' Horper
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>>73975392
I'm taking Stanton all day. Mother fucker is built like a superhero
>>
>>73977908
What? Goldy has an OBP of 400 almost every year. That shit alone gives it away.
>>
>>73977698
Hey Beisbol, how ya been?
>>
>>73977945
This isn't football.... Defense doesn't win championships.
>>
>>73977945
"the least important part of the game is good and the rest is shit so OBVIOUSLY he's the best"

shut the fuck up
>>
>>73977653
>angels winning the west
>braves better than the mets
>dbacks better than the giants
>Yankees 2nd in the east
>white sox better than the royals
>rangers over the astros for a WC spot
>rangers in the WORLD SERIES
Wow I can't believe how much wrong is in this post.
>>
>73977681
Not even worth a (you)
>>
>>73977945
You're retarded, no player on the Cubs won the WS with their defense
>>73977994
You're also retarded, pitching and defense wins championships in baseball that's been recognized since the turn of the 20th century
>>
>>73977988
alright man, moved out to brooklyn, you?
>>
>>73978154
Good. KS Yankees btw. What part of Brooklyn? My family lives in Gowanus and my dad grew up in Bay Ridge.
>>
>>73977698
>>73977988
>>73978154
>>73978198
Back to grindr
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>>73978198
Crown Heights area by Prospect Park. I've never lived in the boroughs but it's cool out here. My roommates and I are the only white people in the neighborhood.
>>
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>>73971461
2nd most. NASCAR as an organization endorsed Trump
>>
>>73978248
Awesome man.
Diversity is our greatest strength!
Will you head up to Shia's shitty art project and meme on camera?

>>73978223
Fuck you leaf, you would know about a gay app....

You do actually have a point though.
>>
>>73972155
They're going to flip him at the deadline for a massive haul. That's how the got him to sign, they can guarantee he'll be on a contender in the 2nd half of the season as long as he can still pitch. It's a win-win
>>
>>73978299
which part of bay ridge is your father from? I'm really confused with BK because I just moved out here. Even though it's part of NYC, they talk differently and don't act like us.
>>
>it's a fairweather casual trip returns after handegg episode
>it's an acknowledging a retarded shitposting newfriend trip episode

truly the darkest days
>>
>>73977594
>but he doesn't have the talent left.
Please explain to the class how the Indians got worse this offseason
>>
>>73978358
59th and 5th.
He's a Guido.
>>
>>73978374
>giving the tripcunt attention
It's like you just found the internet
>>
>>73978383
I grew up in little italy man.
>>73978374
They didn't get any better.
>>
sure feels good not to be a trip anymore
>>
how long till opening day?
>>
>>73978405
The fact that you were ever a trip for no reason makes you a huge faggot regardless
>>
>>73978404
Okay, last thing so it doesn't become "our blog"
I like that Ferraras bakery in Little Italy. The Cannolis are God Tier
>>
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>tfw AL WEST
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>>73978424
i learned my lesson

>>73978448
i wawk and i tawk and i drink too much cawfee shut the fuck up
>>
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>tfw you have the best young shortstop in baseball
>tfw it makes the rest of this forum jealous
>>
>Chris Carter might go play in Japan
Will he hit 80 dingers?
>>
>>73978496
>waiting 108 years for an Series

Nobody is jealous of you.
>>
addy russell
>>
>>73978496
>jealous of a cub fan
Said no one ever
>>
>>73978505
Be jealous while your team hasn't won an eries since 1988 and the Doyers are the new meme team of /mlb/.

East Berliners btfo
>>
>>73978524
>a fucking leaf
>>
>>73978474
Hey fuck you leatherman.
>>
>>73978529
>everyone I don't like is a dodgers fan
>>
>>73978529
I thought the Mariners were the meme team?
>>
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>>73978423

https://days.to/until/mlb-season-opening-day
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>>73978546
Put your trip back on DG

>>73978554
They are, but the Doyers are more comical because of Pissboi being that much of a Kershaw slurping faggot.
>>
>>73978554
Nah I think that requires a team to be doing well.
>>
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>>73978587
>Kershaw
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>>73978448
There are some good spots in Little Italy but the best pizza is either in Hempstead, LI or upstate in Utica/Syracuse
>>
Could a team of 25 Kershaws go 162-0? NL rules.
>>
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>>73978621
>hurr durr loogad me ima noo yawkah muh pizza
>>
>>73978637
Chicago pizza > New York pizza
>>
>>73978634
162-3 you need to count the post season.
>>
>>73978646
Florida pizza > Chicago and NY pizza
>>
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>>73978646
I agree
>>
>>73978646
t. lifelong gay cubs fan since 2016
>>
>>73978650
>an actually funny leaf post

color me shocked
>>
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>>73978646
Get lawst, oghkay?
>>
New bred where
>>
>>73978690
Thanks I was desperately seeking your approval
>>
>>73978720
no problem bby anytime
>>
>>73978646
that's ridiculous.
>>
new

>>73978765
>>73978765
>>73978765
>>
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>>73978658
>>73978646
Houston tacos > Chicago, new York, Florida, or anywhere else's pizza
>>
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>>73978458
>*blocks your path*
>>
>>73978496
>not seager
>not lindor

Nope, we got a career .240/.314/.404 hitter. But he has good defense so he's the best.
>>
>>73978646
Also, fuck you. Chicago pizza is a savory pie. It's not even pizza. It's made for obese 9-5 Chicago slaves - if they're still alive. Congrats for having the worst opinions on this sub.
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