/cric/

Posting in the kiwi thread because New Zealand won

I reckon I could hit a six at Eden Park

Unironically choosing Holly thread.

>>73958663
t. Hazlewood

Reminder freshies here still think that threadcunt is one person

t. one of the many threadcunts

>>73958663
I don't know what you guys do in australia, but you'd probably get arrested if you brought your prostitute to a game and hit her at a cricket match

>>73958671
Trying too hard lad

Reposting

What are you planning for super bowl?

I'm thinking of making pulled pork, hot dogs, mac and cheese

Also will get a few bottles of LRC choccy

>>73958670
We know it's you and your "mates"
When we say
>threadcunt BTFO
we really mean
>poopeelian autism BTFO

>>73958674
Planning absolutely nothing because I don't give a fuck about America, American sports, American """culture""" or American traditions.

>>73958674
what's a superbowl is that a stoner thing?
Drugs are for loosers mate.

elyse > holy Tbh

>>73958676
Nice au/sp/ memes

>>73958678
;)

>>73958674
I've been invited to watch at a mates house
Never watched a game before, looks like a shitty rugby 2bh
Lewis road sounds good, based devvo lad

>>73958678
>>73958682
I feel nothing but disdain for you isolationist cunts.

You probably liked drump though. Worldly men like me hate drumpf

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>>73958684

>>73958683
Ellyse is quite cute and Holly's a mutt, been saying it for years.

>>73958696
Daniel.

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>>73958700

>>73958692
>only a bloke

dat casual sexism

The lingering aroma of stale rubbish is a potent reminder to Celia Hay of the day she and her teenage boys, Oliver and Daniel, swooped into their earthquake-ravaged apartment to collect as many valuables as they could carry after the Christchurch earthquake on February 22. The stale smell still taints the family car; a less than pretty aromatic reminder of a bag of rubbish they also took out with them.

BOY I SURE CAN'T WAIT FOR LADY GAGA'S EBIN LEE FUGG LEE DRUMPF SUPER BOWL PERFORMANCE

>>73958704
Based
How can one "man" be such a coward ?
Christchurch truly is a tough city, the hay family clearly couldn't hack it

>>73958712
I'm sure that sucking on your daddy drumpys dick will calm you down you /pol/tarded racist loser

>2017
>not being white
KEK

>>73958712
>/pol/tards already triggered over something that hasn't happened yet

>it's another episode of numale cucks getting btfo
Love these

Someone post Danny's farewell post thanks in advance.

>>73958731
>daniels farewell speech was 10 years ago

>>73958738
Nah it wasn't

going for a run lads

>daniel has graduated uni, has a good job and qt gf
>YOU are still in your mums basement
YOU will defend this

>>73958744
Nah he hasn't

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>>73958731

>>73958744
"being in a """""band"""""" is not a job 2bh

About to go on my first tinder meetup.

I really think this is a fake profile and I'm about to be robbed/murdered.

If I don't make it back alive, just know that I like the kiwis more than Australians on /sp/.

>>73958742
About to do the same

>>73958751
Me too lad, me too

>>73958751
Proxy off Daniel

>>73958751
Good luck Ivan

Just got back from a 3km run.

That's 35 minutes well spent.

>>73958747
I like how you included the token bitter Australian comment.

>>73958751
Me too m8.
Godspeed.

>>73958762
Good work lad. That's pretty fast.

>>73958763
Trannyiel identified

>tfw used to be able to run 5km in <20 minutes

>>73958752
good lad

>>73958767
Yeah I think the elite athletes do a km per minute, so it's not bad. I'll be at their level soon.

>>73958774
>humans run at 60kmh

>>73958785
We do.

>>73958747
I was here that fateful day.
It invokes mixed feeling of sadness, joy and tldr all at once.

>>73958786
Dummie

>>73958786
No one's this thick. You memein'

>>73958788
Of course you were danny, you wrote it

>>73958788
Can't believe it's already been 13 years since you left us

>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-30/sixth-person-dies-following-bourke-street-attack/8225072

That is the latest news folks

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>>73958747
wew

>Order a garlic bread
>Get a cheesy garlic bread instead

No wonder the Hut is getting BTFO by Dominos

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Name a better captain

pro-tip: you can't

>>73958838
Isn't the cheesy gb only half of the loaf?

>anything other than homemade or hells pizza
Obliterate yourself, had Domino's today and it was vile

>>73958846
Best pizza is Grimm + Bacon + Garlic aioli

Best side is corn nuggets + Garlic aioli or Tendies with smokey bbq

>>73958867
Deep fried camembert lad

>>73958871
Might give it a go next time. Bit pricey i see, I assume it's a full camembert?

Test

Cricket

T20

>>73958712
>he supports Donald Trump
How to spot someone who has no irl friends

>>73958933
Shut the fuck up RC

>>73958960
How to spot a newfag

>>73958933
Spotted the Greens voting Cuckbournian. Did your bull allow you to post here?

Only people with an active social life support Donald Trump.

>>73958979
BASED saxon

aus/pol/ thread lads

>>>/pol/109999318

Welp, turns out it WAS a fake profile.

Really lucky to have escaped 2bh.

>>73958976
Melbourne is probably the greatest city in the world, and definitely the best in Australia. I am PROUD to be from Melbourne.
>>73958988
real aus/pol/ thread: >>>/pol/109990139

>>73958998
Not the best city for pedestrians clearly. If only it was you on Bourke Street that day.

>>73959005
Wow

>>73959005
Elite post.

>>73959005
Anonymous liked this post.

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Who is this?

>>73959219
Mariana Cordoba

>>73959229
f-fuck off, I d-don't know that name

;_;

>poopeelia
kek

>>73958808
ban assault wogs

>>73958976
>>73958979
>>73958986
>>73958988
>>73959005
>>73959009
Virtue signal harder

>>73958678
PLEASE

>>73959005
Upvoted.

>>73959005
kek

>>73958724
Underrated post 2bh lads

Here is a bump from your strong, muscular and in general superior brothers at /RUG/
Together we can get this thread to 500!

We can do it!!

>>73958747
Getting a random shoutout from Daniel that day brightened it up tbqhwy

>>73963778
Just let this poomunity die, it's only natural

>>73963801
the poomunity died the daniel GODiel left

>>73963864
It honestly would've as he IS the metaphorical glue that holds this corpse of a poomunity together, but as a handsome, intelligent and benevolent god he returned within weeks of his /heart/breaking farewell.

>>73963779
>tfw didn't get a shoutout
life isn't fair trinibro

*tumbleweeds*

futile attempt to revive this "community"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fDZUOGsOXw

/nrl/ runs /cric/

Pumped for the shield boys.

/wog/ runs /cric/

/cric/ runs /cric/

tyb /wog/ community

/nrl/ runs 4chan

/nrl/ runs it straight

/rug/ jogs leisurely

Just woke up lads

>>73958772
I've also regressed

Can't run 15 km without stopping for a break now

>cricket thread
>half the posts are about running

Should rename to /run/ if you ask me

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The original Walkcunt

>>73966487
The sad part is you thought you were being funny

>>73966517
fuck off gilly

I find the levels of faggotry in this thread troublesome.

>>73966425
You're a stain on society and a useless person.

Execute all namefags.

>>73958652
holy shit she's a cutie. I've never watched cricket before, are there lots of cute grills that play?
Also is this sport basically baseball with flat bats or what?

i don't get cricket, but i will watch anything from start to finish if i know australia loses.

>>73966978
Except that you don't know Australia's going to lose at the start.
Hmmmmm.... it appears that there is a gaping hole in your "banter".

>>73966953
Baseball is like cricket in the same way that your times tables are like dynamical systems and differential equations

Reminder muscular /cric/ tipped that Richardson would be elite before any other poomunity on the internet knew who he was

>>73966923
Excellent post

Bitchwide has a guaranteed place in the T20I side lads, apparently he has one day to decide if he wants to take it

None of you could pick my googly

>>73967084
Bitchwide will get sweeped the fuck up by the broom

>New Zealand's Greatest Ever bowlers
>Hadlee
>Vettori
>Boult
>Southee
>de big man

Hmmm

>>73967173
>no bond
Way to expose yourself freshie

Guptill's out lads, Poo Peeland on pooicide watch

>>73967206
>le stress fractures man

kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>73967173
>implying that's not impressive from the pool of 36 people that play cricket in NZ
>And your pool of 36000000000 players got BTFO by them

W E W
E
W E W

Who has the most intimidating bowling action lads?
For me, it's Freddie Flintoff.

>>73967233
Mark Craig

>>73967220
>per capita

Kek. Check the population of the West Indies lad

Poo Peeland on pooicide watch

The streaker did quite well lads but totally fucking heemd himself at the end.
http://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/88920975/euphoric-cricket-streaker-warned-escapes-5000-fine

>win a meaningless bilateral against Australia A where Poo Peeland let a domestic trundler meme a century
>think they're the greatest team on earth

Literally Bangladeshi tier delusion.

>>73967056
so what you're saying is, cricket is something Indian people are good at?

>>73967257
Is carrying that L making you grumpy m8?

>so upset the damage control continues for days

>>73967247
>per capita
>talking about number of players
Their while population plays cricket

We have 36 blokes that do a pretty alright job at it

>>73958652
Who is she? What's she from? And how do I make her my gf?

>>73967278
>pretty alright job at it
Lmao

>>73967261
Indian cricket players are bigger than *insert local sports person a ton of people look upto*
They are even bigger than *insert hot musician* and *insert movie star everyone is buzzing about*

Cricketers in India are superstars

>>73967284
Holly Ferling.
Cricket.
Be a coconut.

>>73967284
She's my gf

>>73967284
Sorry lad. She's getting blacked by her big strong rugby bull as we speak

>>73967312
/rug/ fucks /cric/ yet again.
Delicious.

>>73967305
based thready

>>73967305
Welcome back threadcunt. How was your sabbatical?

>>73967294
But are they bigger than *insert popular pornstar from BLACKED.com*?

>>73967323
>>73967336
Freshies, threadcunt likes Holly and is NOT the Ellyse poster

>>73967384
Metaphorically but not physically

>>73967405
Wrong. Threadcunt is multiple people.

Way to expose yourself freshie

>>73967405
Threadcunt is all of you useless cunts get rekt Ausfailian NEET faggots Cha-hooo

>>73967405
I didn't look at the OP, I assumed it was Holly

>>73967405
thatsthejoke.html

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Found this future pic of daniel lads

>>73966467
We're all just running away from our feels and existential dread anon

Reminder that /rug/ runs /cric/ and I could literally kill you all with my bare hands.

>>73967895
I believe you.

>>73958747
that last australian panel always brinks a slight smile to my face

>>73959005
lol

>>73967895
Based Elitespouter

I hate New Zealand power hour

>>73967938
You hate all day everyday? That's a bit depressing lad

>>73967938
Your mum spent an hour on my NZ tower of power last night faggot.

>>73967938
/rug/minder that you will miss us during Super Rugby season

>>73967895
You can't even touch me boy

*dabs* *dodges*

Just fired up the barbie lads, angus fillet mince sausages for tea.

Just "fired up" my induction stovetop lads, fresh fish, homemade shoestring chips and a fresh garden salad for tea.

who's the best ISP

>>73968014
>induction stovetop
Do people own those? I thought they existed just to teach induction at secondary schools

>>73968029
Instant heat is great. Being able to have the fine adjustment is great too
The only "downside" is you have to buy better pans than you can get away with on gas or electric. But I was looking at buying new better pots and pans anyway so not really a downside in my case

I probably wouldn't have gotten one if my parents didn't. Used theirs a Christmas ago and it was great and I wanted to do up my kitchen so got one for myself too

>>73968014

Based shitspouter, always with the best kitchen appliances.

>>73968021
Wasn't interesting the first time 2bh.

Just "fired up" my bag of McDonald's slop lads.

just decided that the lahore qalandars are my psl team

>>73968086
/Quetta/ till I die

I'd like Peshawar more if Afridi didn't play for them

Just "fired up" the mother to cook me McCains oven chips and sausages

New Delhi Defecators here.

>>73968113
>based mum

Lads which casio watch should I get
Eyeing up the one that points to Mecca 2bh

>>73968120
Point yourself back to the desert you crawled out of, you Somali ass pirate.

>>73968086
ill unironically be watching it this year. only because im gambling on it, but watching it nonetheless

>betting on Pakistani cricket
this is gonna be a wild ride

>>73968120
think you're looking for a compass pointing to the east

uncle caz you here m8

>>73968126
Sonny Bill Williams please go back to /rug/

>>73968126
Dat casual racism

>>73968151
>nice /rug/ meme

>>73967294
How do you know all of this Pajeet?

>>73968159
I think you'll find that's a /cric/ meme invented by Reality Christ

>>73968166
Are you fucking stupid? Anyone that doesn't have their head stuck up their own asshole knows that India is fucking obsessed with cricket.

>>73968168
>RC fanboy.
Disgusting.

>>73968175
Yeah well I have my head stuck up my ass and thus didn't know.

>>73968181
Sounds comfy.

>>73968168
Reality Cuck is shitspouter on a proxy you absolute freshcunt.

>>73968178
>>73968197
Look at these /rug/fugees acting like they've ever been in /afl/

Absolutely pathetic

>P...P....PP..PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS LMAO

The cycle is starting again...
Imagine being this irrelevant, desolate and attention starves. NZ hobbit power...

>>73968166
I'm white as freshly driven snow mate
Also what >>73968175 said is accurate

>>73968232
more like freshly driven yellow snow kek

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Hmm...

>>73968245
How's math 101 going?

>>73968199
>>73968215
IMAGINE, for one minute, being so absolutely ass-mangled by a meaningless ODI result, that you'd still be spewing bitter vitriol more than 24 hours later.
Mind-boggling.

>>73968248
>math

>>73968253
>get called out for spouting memes you know nothing about
>LE U R LE FURIOUS XD XD

Reminder that while Ivana is getting spooned by Hugh RIGHT NOW sucking his finger, Daniel is LITERALLY SNIVELLING in his parents' study with the tears dribbling onto the headphones because he's not allowed to make any noise while his parents sleep all because a captain of ANOTHER COUNTRY didn't get a triple hundred on a FLAT track.

kek

K E K
E
K

>>73968265
Just take the L like a man, kid.

>>73968272
>DUDE WEED LMAO

>>73968267
>based hugh

I have some big news to share about my future on this "community" as Daniel. This took me a long time to muster up the courage to get this all out, but here goes.

I, Daniel Hay, am transgender.

Since I was about 11 years old (about 9 years ago), I could feel that something inside just felt off. I didn't notice what was causing it until about three years ago, and then spent the last three years repressing it within myself.

Last Wednesday night, I realised that these feelings will not go away, and that I am transgender. That night, I also came up with my new name.

As of now, Daniel will be retired and I will move to a new gimmick.

I trust you ladies and gentlemen can be accepting of who I am, and keep /cric/ a safe place for us to talk to each other about ourselves. Remember that although my body will change, I will still praise progressive rock, hate Australia and be salty when Durham lose.

It feels great to get it all out.

-Danielle (that's my new first name)

>>73968280
B A N T E R

http://theprogmind.com/2016/01/21/introducing-daniel-hay/

“I am a 19-year-old mechanical engineering student from the distant island colony on the other side of the world known as New Zealand. I have been a big fan of progressive music since I was 14, and have been writing reviews since I was 16, on my own progressive music Facebook blog called The Exoskeletal Junction (formerly known from 2012-15 as The 10th Doctor of Prog).

Outside of reviewing, I spend an unnecessarily large amount of time watching cricket (the progressive rock of sports), and have my own band called The Dark Third.

Some of my favourite artists include Porcupine Tree, Anathema, Alcest, Opeth, Leprous and Marillion.

>the progressive rock of sports

>>73968290
>based danielle

>>73968282
>>73968301
nice proper use of greentext newcunt

>>73968312

Thanks mate, I normally hang out at /r/cricket so some pointers would be useful.

>>73968312
>Calling meme arrows green text

F R E S H I E
R
E
S
H
I
E

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>>73968151
>>73968168
It was invented by straffo you cretins

>>73968319
who are you quoting

>>73968312
>greentext
get a load of this freshie

>>73968319
Good day sir, my name is Daniel.

I’m a 20 year old New Zealander (annexed-Australian for you Big Strong Americans). I watch cricket every day, and spend my time perfecting my PUA techniques and reviewing music from superior black metal bands (Burzum, Alcest, Deafheaven)

I train with my copy of The God Delusion every day, this superior piece of literature can disprove the fallacy of religion and, coupled with my IQ of 250, means that theists cannot keep up with me in intellectual debate. I earned my fedora two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I shitpost fluently, both /cric/ and the /rug/ dialect, and I memewell as well. I know everything about mechanical engineering and their virginity code, which I follow 100%

When I get my visa, I am moving to England to attend a prestigious Durham county game to learn more about their magnificent cricket club. I hope I can become Ivana’s boyfriend or finally make my car stop stinking!

I own Durham whites, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to England, so I can fit in easier. I shitpost Australians and curries, and say “tbqh” as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond tbqh.

Wish me luck in England!

>>73968321
>literally who

>>73968321
It was a term first coined by straffo yes, but Reality Christ was the first to use it on /cric/ on the 8th of January 2016

Reminder that the sight of a girl above 3/10 sends Daniel into a confused, furious state of delirium.

can we celebrate /cric/ instead of destroying it from the inside?

THE /cric/ XI

1. Threadcunt
2. Krazykrejza (opening bowler)
3. Trinibro
4. Mackaybro
5. Trump Hat Guy
6. Saxon
7. Pakime
8. Devvo cunt (1st change bowler)
9. Gatecunt (other opening bowler
10. Daniel (swingbabby bowler, designated nightwatchman)
11. Wankush (keeper)

Coach: Goosey
Cheerleader: Jynn
Owner: Reality Check
Major sponsor: KFC
Home cricket ground: North Dalton Park in /gong/

>dat casual racism
Brilliant! The lads on /r/cricket will love this.

>>73968245
i literally cannot do year10 maths anymore

>>73968343
>devvo cunt
kys

>>73968343
There's no way threadcunt can open.
He can't even leave the house.

>>73968343
>Devvo lad
>A low-level namefag most commonly known for reviewing LRC chocolate milk on /ck/ once.

I have been watching bee keeping videos for the last 3 days

Who wants to invest in my start up manuka honey enterprise?

>>73968353
Threadcunt opens the threads at a regular high rate. Its pottery and a necessity he opens

>>73968343

>Devvo cunt
>not B3K

End yourself my main man,.

>>73968343
whee are poo peeland's premiere poosters, the gruesome twosome: shitspouter and statschink? Offensive 2bh.

>>73968362
Statschink wasn't here when it was made and neo ams isn't relevant
I don't agree with the devvo name gag being there for the record

>>73968361
i agree actually

UPDATED /cric/ XI

1. Threadcunt
2. Krazykrejza (opening bowler)
3. Trinibro
4. Mackaybro
5. Trump Hat Guy
6. Saxon
7. Pakime
8. B3K (1st change bowler)
9. Gatecunt (other opening bowler
10. Daniel (swingbabby bowler, designated nightwatchman)
11. Wankush (keeper)

>>73968358
Fair enough. Consistency is key. Even in autism.

>>73968367
>neo ams
GES/CF69 is literally AMS's pathetic attempt to restart his /cric/ posting """""""career""""""" after Daniel threatened to expose him

devvo cuck BTFO

>>73968374
Kek, you are a literal freshie

AMS never tripped

>>73968378
I never said he did, cunt

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>>73968374
I've never read a post this incorrect.

>>73968383
Yes you did by saying that neo-AMS (a trip) was in fact AMS

>>73968321
>commentary box filled with former Australian cricketers is surprisingly white and Australian

kys Straffshit

>>73968343
>no Statsjesus

Fucking hang yourself freshie

>>73968396
You might be retarded friend, not too hard to decipher this >>73968374 autism

>the person that is AMS started tripping and is also the person you know as neo-AMS

>>73968403
>>the person that is AMS started tripping

>AMS never tripped
>>I never said he did cunt

Hmm

>>73968378
>>73968396
>>73968407
read>>73968403
and I'm pretty sure the AMS that knew Daniel from school tripped for a while before he doxxed him, which I forgot.
also:
>taking my low effort poosonality spouting this seriously
KEK

Reminder that the return of /nrl/ and /afl/ is imminent

Reminder that soon /cric/ will go back into hiding for the next 9-10 months like the pathetic secondary community it is

>>73968411
No he didn't

>Ausfalians being this poobsessed with GOATspouter

>>73968407
I'll spell it out for you because you seem to struggle to separate le ebic 4chans and real life

AMS (a poosonality) did not trip
neo-AMS (a poosonality) did trip
the actual person that is AMS and neo-AMS did trip as one and not as the other

StatsKING is a criminally underrated personality.

When will he get the push he deserves?

>>73968343
>Home cricket ground: North Dalton Park in /gong/

Should be keira oval m8

Statshit killed my cat

Statscunt, Daniel, AMS, GES...
All me tßh. Fools.

>>73968421
Completely incorrect

My wife left me in hopes of being with Statscunt. I hate him so much...

>>73968465
Statschink is an unattractive virgin, your narrative is shabby.

>>73968472
StatsGOD holds multiple black belts in various fighting styles and can kill you in over a 1000 different ways, cuccboi

>>73968438
BBDSWTS

>>73968478
Statschink is a snivelling little coward who shies away from making eye contact with other men.

>>73968486

Daniel marks are seething hard over based Statsy.

>>73968492
kek trip on poospitter
YOU run to your mother in the North Shore whenever confronted.
YOU payed for a Thai VPN in a pathetic attempt to continue your crumbling narrative that makes RC's look Shakespearean.
StatsMESSIAH was raised on a diet of rice and nails, and WILL turn you into a pathetic smudge on the pavement.
I eagerly await your reply

>>73968501
S T A T S G O D
T
A
T
S
G
O
D

lads are seething lads

>>73968501
BASED FUCKING STATSY

I've missed shitspouter.
Hadn't even noticed statscunt was gone tßh.

>>73968501
still fucking trap prozzies lad?

>>73968501
S T A T S G O D
A
I
N
T

M
A
R
K

dear oh fucking dear.

>>73968526
Hapas on GOD watch

>>73968585
pedo scum fuck off

>>73968585
KYS
Y
S

>>73968585
Your mum got a taste of my "south pole" last night, son.

>>73968585
kek

KEK

>>73968585
BTFO

>>73968596
dreadful post, consider castration

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>>73968585
THREADCUNT BTFO

>>73968585
ur a faggit

>>73968585
Rugby.

oi statsy, this is your friendly reminder that Adnan dindunuffin

this is also your reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with Australian batting

>>73968585
trip on proxy off

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>>73968585

What did I miss?

>WAD HABBEND :DD

>LE FUGG LE ZHANE WADZONE XDDD

>>73968624
>:DD instead of XDD
>no "LE"
kys

>>73968629
>LE KYS XDXD

Pathetic

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>>73968629

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>>73968585
>i'll delete it so it'll confuse everyone that comes into the thread
What sort of pleb doesn't have 4chan X or equivalent?

>>73968649
Still on 4chan IX 2bh.
:DD

Elite
Muscular
Brisbane
Roar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUpPYvELLB8

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>South Africa v Sri Lanka
>in an ODI
>England v India
>in a T20

just want some quality test cricket lads

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>test cricket

>>73968884
South Africa will either whitewash this Sri Lankan team or get a No Result from one of them, can't see the Sri Lankans mounting any form of resistance, even with Parnell being one of the strike bowlers.

Also, the no result could be the next one, as Kingsmead is notorious for rain whenever cricket is on.

>>73968907
>the famous depth of South African talent literally evaporated in just two months

based brexit

>>73968916
I don't blame them desu, if I were in Kyle Abbott's shoes I would have turned my back on the national team after the world cup.

And there is still some decent talent in the domestic league, but they will all go pretty soon, as they are not the right colour to be considered for selection

>>73968884
test cricket is shit

>>73968941

>>73968928
>le Abbott was le underappreciated GOAT meme

Philander was always in the first choice team, had a stellar record in New Zealand and fucked our shit up routinely. There's literally no guarantee Abbott playing would have won South Africa the game, or that Philander cost South Africa the game.

He played a couple of tests in India and was mediocre and rightly left out on pitches that didn't suit his style at all. He was shit against England too, and literally only had 5 good test matches (4 of which were the last 4 he played). He was always going to be behind Steyn, Morkel, Philander etc because he was a pure swingbabby.

Rossouw has more of a reason to jump ship in that the black guy replacing him is actually mediocre compared to Rabada (who is fucking good and better than Abbott).

>>73968941

Go make me some waffles cunt

>>73968950
Philander was the first choice, but he hasn't been for the last two years and sure as fuck wasn't in the world cup.

You are right about Rossouw, he would walk into any international side barring maybe India.

If anyone wants to have a fist fight, meet me on Fed street outside the sky tower on Friday evening after I'm finished at depot

literally never had waffles in my life lmao

>>73968950
I havent read your entire post but Abbott would have been absolutely elite in English conditions and that is an objective fact

actually he was one of the best all-surface bowlers in the world. Arguably 3rd best after Broad and Starc.

>>73968950
>He played a couple of tests in India and was mediocre
LOL

Confirmed didn't watch the series. Numbers don't tell the full story you disgusting fucking casual. He was very good in India.

bunnings snags XD

>>73969007
I despise Australians on the internet

>>73969028
did you see le cyclist drink a beer from the car on australia day?

straya.

>>73968999
He would have been elite in England and would have been a fucking shoo-in for the England tour. Who knows when Steyn is coming back? Abbott would have played a couple of tests at the very least.

>>73968957
Philander played in the first pool game as well as against India. He was their first choice.

>>73969055
Bavuma is South Africa's first choice

>>73969080
terrible

>>73969085
>LE DERRIBUL XDXDXD

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based straffgod

I'm not trying to dispute the fact Philander is a world class bowler as well, but the fact of the matter is that he picked up an injury during the world cup and when Abbott deputised for him he did a very good job. More than enough of a good job to warrant a spot in the semi's as Philander was not 100% fit, but he was rushed in all for transformations' sake.

Which is wrong.
No one is going to congratulate you for including another race and thus handicapping yourself in any competitive stage, that's just outright retarded.

But it's going to filter through all our sporting codes here, so other countries are going to benefit. As is, Le Clos has moved to the States on a permanent basis now.

>>73969093

>tfw I live in the same suburb as straffo

>>73969139
do you play wattle glen rules?

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>>73969080

Fixed

>>73969080
>anne erin
fuck off newcunt

>>73969180
>LE FUG OBB NEWGUND XDXD

>>73969185
confirmed newcunt

>>73969200
>LE GONFIRBED NEWGUND XDXD

>>73969231
double confirmed as a newcunt

Can't wait until Thursday when poopeelia get stomped AGAIN and the ausroaches scuttle off and hide from /cric/ like they did yesterday

>>73969242
>LE DOUBLE GONFIRBED AS NEWGUND XDXD

>>73969272
triple confirmed as a newcunt

>>73969314
>LE DRIBLE GONFIRBED AS NEWGUND XDXD

>>73969146
Lel

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>>73969146
fixed further

>>73969319
quadruple confirmed as a newcunt

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>>73969338
fixed even further

https://au.sports.yahoo.com/league/a/34308303/toulon-announce-shock-signing-of-ben-barba/

>>73969180
Are you seriously defending that oxygen thief?