The Closer Edition
4th Quarter
AFC 20 NFC 7
CMON NFC YOU WORTHLESS SHIT FUCK
>Jimmy
LET'S
GO
KIRK
Mishandled Balls edition
>>73956344
>beat me by 20 seconds
well played OP
Redskins best player is Cousins.??
Is this the real thread?
>nfc tight ends
>in a probowl
graham is waiting for the ball to fall into his arms instead of getting it.
fuck u c hawks
they put Dak in too early and he shit up much precious time for nothing
>>73956367
how can this be the real thread when our eyes arent real
>people actually thought the NFC would steamroll
>white northerners actually exist on here
Hahahahha lmaoOooOoo
>>73956376
If Dak played the whole game we'd be up 14 right now.
>KIRK ONCE AGAIN CAN'T SCORE IN THE REDZONE
COME THE FUCK ON
>>73956379
>white southerners actually figured out how to use the internet
when the fuck did that happen?
NFC is the better conference. It's that Cowboys coach fucking it up.
There aren't any Paneras in my area :'(
Singles or better and whoever scores the most points wins
>>73956386
more like drew brees shitty accuracy in the 2nd quarter
>>73956378
That AFC defense is no joke senpai.
I'm going to miss the Owl next week. I'm deploying to Afghanistan.
Milf
>>73956386
He's the reason the Cowboys lost to the Packers, they would have won that game with better coaching. Romo would probably have had a ring too with better coaching, not just Garrett but his other coaches were shit too
As a Cowboys' fan it's really frustrating how good our team is many years but gets held back by the coaching
>>73956398
>being a military dog
>>73956398
sucks to be you
bagram?
>>73956398
Thank you for serving our country.
Go Falcons.
>Irving does it again for the Warriors
theres no way im hearimg that right
Has there been like 6 sacks total in this game? Jesus
>>73956398
Hope you get blown up faggot
>>73956411
>US
>part of whatever englandia shit
>>73956418
>>73956398
Thank you for serving precious Israel and Saudi interests
>>73956422
Whatever Englandia shit is still literally our mom we may as well still be from the same nation fuck you.
COMEBACK!!! COMEBACK!!!
>>73956423
Fine with me, at least i'll still be alive in two months
>>73956411
>>Thank you for serving our country.
We don't really say that over here m8
You better buy that ride, who
>>73956410
Nah, Kabul. I did Bagram in 2009, nice place, the 82nd Airborne were a bunch of cunts.
>being this drunk at 4am
>>73956385
White southerners are more intelligent than white northerners, thats why we watch football instead of gathering at airports to protest that we need more Muslims lmaoooOooOoooo
Why is Martellus Bennett in the crowd in the white cap?
>>73956418
I love you too.
>>73956418
Lol
Did OBJ just purposely grind his dick on the refs ass?
>>73956452
>>73956452
yeah the 82nd are shitty, but the Army is shitty so .... yeah
I built a shit ton a bombs over at The Bag..
>THANK YOU SERVICEFAG
taking a poll, 1 to 10, how annoying
Cousins is actually elite
Would significantly improve the Broncos offense if the Redskins don't resign
why to players give each other the butt slaps?
dez bryant being productive
>>73956452
>>73956473
forgot the pick sure
>start to think Kirk is actually good
>gets sacked and takes away all the yards he just gained
Fucking faggot. Choking piece of shit.
Predict OBJ contract:
7 years 200mill 100 guaranteed
>>73956470
Nothing wrong with grinding your dick on your bro's ass once in a while. I do it all the time.
>Dez is shit
>>73956481
Him, OBJ, and Sproles are the only hope for the NFc
>Kirk missing a wide open Dez to throw it in double coverage in the endzone and almost intercepted
Fucking retard
>>73956476
camaraderie and cause butt slaps feel goooood
>>73956491
>muh lights
KIRK SUCKINS
FUCKING ASSHOLE IS COSTING US THE GAME
MAKE US PROUD
>>73956497
Kirk is his own worst enemy.
>>73956476
First player that slaps another player's ass is initiating the mating ritual. If the slapped player slaps back then they have selected each other as mates and will proceed to procreate when the match is over.
why is dez in the probowl?
he is 51st in yardage with 796 and tied for 9th with 8 tds. could they really get nobody else?
>someone is going to pay kirk 20-25m/yr to throw ints in the 4th quarter
wew
>>73956463
>he do it for nada
oh jesus
PUT DAK IN
KIRK FUCKING SUCKS
>>73956406
Fortunately Jerry's going to die soon, and then Stephen will either shape Garrett up or fire him.
>tfw owner's son is actually super competent and understands how to properly manage a team
>tfw the Cowboys are the reverse Lakers
this game sucks
>>73956518
the pro bowl is just a popularity contest. players dont get invited on to the pro bowl but then make first team all pro.
>used cheque
>>73956524
he has over double the yardage on the same number of attempts
>Cowboys fans ITT lashing out at Cousins because they went one and done in the playoffs
Pretty pathetic tbqh
>Old man Rivers
>>73956452
>Airborne
>Cunts
They h8 us cuz they ain't us.
>>73956473
>but the Army is shitty
Yeah, was attached to the USMC in Helmand in 2011 and 2013, enjoyed those a lot more.
>how annoying
I don't really mind, it's people being nice. You get it a lot more in your country though, not much over here. I've been in the military 20 years and it's never been said to me over here. Can't say I'd turn down a free meal now and again.
Joe Thomas got his shit pushed in
Can they stop fucking cursing?
Is Griffen going to stop chimping out anytime soon?
>>73956537
And not as many wins or TDs.
You know who'd win this game for the NFC?
>>73956555
Dont fucking tell them what to fucking do fucking idiot fucker
Holy shit that VisitFlorida commercial had some fresh retrowave
>>73956530
really?
I like it.. super comfy
>>73956540
>DIDN'T
>MAKE
>THE
>PLAYOFFS
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>all these sacks
lel
>>73956555
No fucking way
>>73956565
he has less playoff losses and just as many wins
>>73956578
>CHOKED
>IN
>THE
>PLAYOFFS
>L
>O
>L
>>73956584
Then why didn't he make the playoffs this year and threw game losing INTs????
>>73956576
As dumb as the probowl is, it is nice to just see these guys just having fun.
>>73956578
Here we see the cowcuck bandwagoner in his natural habitat. He is lashing out at others through shitposting because he is aware that "his team" has no cap-space and that Dak will be RG3 2.0
>>73956570
WHY DIDN'T THEY LET RUSSELL PLAY
IT'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST THE NFC.
>>73956589
>didn't make the playoffs
>thinking you can talk
Mentally ill.
>>73956570
that dude was way too injured at this point
much safer to just leave him home with his wifes son
Seriously wtf is Rivers doing
>>73956549
>[maths internally]
if I weren't retired(medical), I've be going on my 16 mark this May
it's way more prevalent out in the country here
about twice a year or so I meet an old lady or old man
still give it a solid 7
AFC CHOKING!!!!
>>73956611
his best
NFC COMEBACK HAPPENING
PUT HIM IN GARRETT
>>73956600
I'm actually a fan of the Pats who can actually win a playoff game
Please give us a good QB. Not Cucksins.
>>73956578
>losing to the iggles
STAFFORD WOULD HAVE CLUTCHED THIS SHIT
Is there overtime in the pro bowl?
Bakhtiari is getting killed out there
why was dwayne harris the PR all night? such a boring player
What's everyone eating?
>Papa Johns
>Carling
>Scum
>STEAMER STEAMER STEAMER STEAMER STEAMER STEAMER
What did he mean by this?
>>73956634
Now this is some b8 right here
>>73956624
he has the lowest passer rating in the game. even lower than a punter
>>73956597
What happened to Russ???
>>73956641
his dreads arent boring
>>73956642
>inb4 Applebee's copypasta
>play a tough season
>make the pro bowl
>have to go to shitty Florida to play against jacked up jiggaboos again
>>73956612
You're better off out of it mate. I've got two years til pension and then I'm going to leave and work in a shop somewhere.
>>73956649
had a down year. Still would have been more fun than Cousins.
that Merc ad is gay
>>73956648
Beginning of the game and testing the waters while everyone didn't know the signals and calls 100% yet.
>>73956656
>have to
That's where you're mistaken, frogposter
>>73956660
I thought he was an alternate?
>>73956642
>>73956666
>hey Kurt Aaron's on a gay retreat you have to go play
WHITE EIGHTY
>>73956664
>making excuses for a Pro Bowl start
hahaahaha fucking Cowboys fans
STOP SWEARING REEEEEE
ITS GETTING GOOD
whats wrong with the audio? its getting muffed or something?
>>73956680
>tell you the truth
>making excuses
AFC started off slow too. It's just a fact.
I really think Jimmy gets his aggression from the college days. Did you know he was a basketball player?
It's getting chippy out there. Real football about to start.
>>73956688
They're censoring the cursing. Even though I'm pretty sure I heard a "fuck you!"
that was a clear first down for Graham
>>73956688
they yelling dirty words
Jimmy Graham is a pussy ass nigga, stop trying to act hard.
>>73956700
multiple times haha
graham has been playing half assed all game. bout time someone pops him for being such a bitch
NFC o line wont allow them to win
>Brian Balooguh
Fuck off it's just Von Miller
>>73956688
This show is rated PG, no swearing.
>Miller coming up clutch finally
>Graham
Kek KEK kek
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
ZEHAWKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NATIONAL
FOOTBALL
CHOKERS
>>73956672
That looks fucking delicious.
>IM JIMMY
>Jimmy Graham
INTO
THE
TRASH
>Jimmy bitchmade Graham
GRAHAM IS TRASH
DAT COUSINS FORCED FUMBLE LEL
>graham just walking off the field when the ball is loose
kek
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
nt by kirk
FIRE JIMMY
>GRAHAM
>COUSINS
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CHOKING FUCKING FAGGOTS
FUCKING SEAHAWKS
OF FUCKING COURSE THEY COST THE NFC THE FUCKING GAME
>The state of Jimmy Graham
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA
COUSINS GOT WHEELS SON
>NFC
>cousins with a forced fumble
lmao
>a '''game''' of nfl '''pros'''' was just lost by a BASKETBALL player
>Cousins in charge of 4th quarter comebacks
thats it, fire Jimmy
>>73956657
you should come to Portland, and we could open a LGBQWFSHAIT friendly pot dispensary and make millios
We haven't banned muslim friendly England yet, have we?
>it could be /sp/ related
>>73956744
kirk did nothing wrong there you moron
>>73956744
How the FUCK did Cousins choked dipshit?
Kill yourself.
>Jimmy Graham
this faggot was actually voted one of the best
>Graham dropped TD pass
>Graham dropped TD leading to INT
>Bennett offsides 9001 times
Seacucks officially LVPs of the probowl, right?
Wtf I love cousins now
>how many times has reid coached the pro bowl
That's some subtly good bantz
>you now remember people compared Graham to Gronk earlier this season
Redskins will sign cousins as a safety
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAS
THAT
???
>>73956753
That may have solidified him for mvp desu
Funniest play of the entire season. Kek
>THE CITY OF NFC
GOD DAMN IT, JIMMY.
DAT FORCED FUMBLE BY KAPTAIN KIRK.
GOOD JOB SEAHAWKS YOU CHOKING FUCKS
>Jimmy Graham Isaac Neutron
HE GOTTA BLAST OFF THIS FIELD
>a shit hawk blows the game
like pottery
That play was worth watching this game. Lmao
>Garrett
Kys
>>73956767
That throw was behind Graham which led to him stopping to catch it.
>>73956767
>>73956766
>throwing a fast ball down the middle and not going down the side to a open wideout to stop the clock
>>73956778
What a mess. Jimmy Graham is comedy gold.
>yfw Cousins is converted to a corner back
That rugby lateral was LIT
If nfc gets this back and drives it down for a td Kirk would be MVP
>>73956769
now you understand how shocked we are to have even made the divisional round
>>73956800
>Xehawks literally costing the entire NFC
wow that's poetic as shit
Garrett you fucking faggot
>KEKBOYS
>come on now....goddamn
The story of the 2016 Cowboys
>>73956797
>This amount of cowcuck bandwagoning
Niggers should be banned from sports fandom tbqh
>Aqib Talib
>Talib
>Taliban
>>73956795
>Hit him in both hands without having to stretch for the ball.
>The throw led to Graham "stopping to catch it".
So if the ball isn't absolutely perfect he has to stop trying to catch it? Fuck you.
>>73956807
>your sheets will never smell that good
>>73956816
>call out Cousins
>get called a Cowboy fan
>the paranoid state of (You)
Kys retard
Reminder that the Seahawks are the last team to bring a championship to the NFC. Yall better stop hating.
>>73956801
LIT as fuck. You would never see a risk like that in a game that matters.
>niggers
thank you seattle for making your conference look like the piece of trash that it is
>>73956807
what emotion is she conveying here?
>all these fucking players dancing around
Even if the NFC recovered the fumble, they'd have to go 90 yards in a minute.
Graham literally owes every person on the NFC roster $30k. He buttfucked them all out of a nice payday for no reason whatsoever.
>wasting big money on a WR in franchise mode
Fuck off EA
>all these nigs buck dancing
>blaming jimmy for a bad behind the back pass
>>73956825
>Implying you're not the 14 year old niglet that has been spamming "put dak in, muhfugga" all thread
Refs rip off the Cowboys
That basically sums up the entire Cowboys season
Fuck this rigged league
>>73956771
Thats like comparing a 100 dollar bill to a peso
DEZ RECOVERED IT
DEZ RECOVERED IT
DEZ RECOVERED IT
>>73956778
that or Seahaws vs Bills
>BAD AND BOUJEE
>nfc niggers dancing in front of the camera and grabbing the ball away
>STEALING THE BALL FROM THE REF
KEK
It's the Pro Bowl. Should have overturned it and let them play for another minute. Fans were booing.
refs always fucking over the cowboys shit is rigged
>>73956844
>that pic
Always gets to me.
>get blown the fuck up by a bills linebacker
>talk shit
>drop a pass
>>73956857
COOKIN UP DOPE WITH THE UZI
>kneeling
>in the pro bowl
fuck off with that
>>73956809
Gotta say, best Pro Bowl in years
>Cowcuck victim complex
>>73956797
It would have been first and goal with one minute remaining. The NFC had to burn some clock to not allow time for a possible GW FG for the AFC.
Do you even watch the sport faggot?
>the AFC actually won
what kind of bizarro world am I in?
I love how the faggot Graham that complained about getting hit gets picked by the same guy. Karma works wonders.
>Travis Kelce
>Aqib Talib
>Alex Reid
FUCK THE ENTIRE FUCKING AFC I HATE YOU ALL
MY NIGGAS IS SAVAGE RUTHLESS
A F C
M A S T E R
R A C E
>>73956847
before the Seahawks @ Pats game, some people were actually saying whoever won the "battle" of the TEs would win the game jej
All just cos Graham played well against the Bills
>>73956871
They should make a new pro bowl rule
>clock stops after every play in the last two minutes
>no field goals in the last 2 minutes if you're winning
>>73956763
Our Prime Minister is working on keeping the special relationship going.
>Keeping the pro bowl in Orlando
If they're going to do that they might as well move it into Disney World.
>>73956872
One goddamn meme play isn't enough to redeem this pointlessness.
BRING BACK RICE VS IRVIN
FUCKING XEAKEKS YOU RUIN THINGS THAT DON'T EVEN MATTER
REEEEEEEEE I HATE THAT FUCKING CITY
>>73956841
who are those semen demons?
>>73956893
how bout the team who is losing in the last 2 minutes keeps the ball. if intercepted or fumbled then they restart again at the 25 lmaoooo
this actually was one of the best pro bowls in a while
>>73956844
>>73956898
The whole game was close with good hits, sacks, turnovers, and offensive explosiveness. What more do you want?
>>73956899
Wasted dubs on NFC cuck
Pathetic!
Would either of those pro bowl teams even make the playoffs?
>>73956911
bama would bootyblast both of these shit teams
It did look like Dez pulled that ball out. The ref wanted to leave.
Literally didn't watch this game at all lul. what happened?
>>73956841
>>73956902
I'm with Pablo. Need sauce
>>73956911
Brees lead NFC and Rivers lead AFC could.
>>73956917
Seahawks cost the NFC the game
>Kids Flag Football: NFC win
>Pro Bowl: AFC win
>Super Bowl: ???
>>73956923
Refs win
>>73956908
The game sucked the life out of me with the shit QBs and boring ass atmosphere. And at least give out some more draft picks for the winners..
>>73956922
>>73956901
>TDs by Seahawks players tonight : 1
>TDs by other NFC players tonight : 0 [ZERO]
>>73956923
last year the AFC won the pro bowl, then the AFC won the super bowl, so...
>>73956923
AFC statistically
>>73956922
>complaining all game long theyre trying too hard
>mad when they stop trying
kek
>>73956923
Super Bowl: NFL win
>>73956923
the Jews win
>>73956917
Good fake/trick plays all around. The first 3 quarters were pretty god awful but the 4th quarter was lit. In the end Jimmy Graham was paid by the AFC to throw the game.
Seahawks caused two turn overs on D, and a TD on offense
The one int by Kirk throwing it behind I'm Jimmy was its own thing
>>73956978
I guess I should have expected that with Andy Reid coaching
>>73956983
that TD was a result of blown coverage and the int was not Cousins fault if Graham touches the ball and knocks it in the air for the opposing team to catch
>>73957023
it was thrown behind him down the middle, Kirk had no business throwing speed into the middle
two turn overs on D > 1 turn over on offense
>>73956902
Add Coffey to the names on their bikinis
>>73957037
/sp/ a bunch of mindless hating dickriders big surprise