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New Zealand 286/9 (50)
vs
Poopeelia 11/2 (4.1)
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RIP THREADCUNT
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is this the cricket thread?
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whens the rugby on?
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keto diet lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVnqerWUHg

Thoughts?
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SNICKO
N
I
C
K
O
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Why are Ausfailia such horrendous homebabbies lads?
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Crumbling Aussies
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I've never been to Perth
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Memeswell Century inbound
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>>73955729
Never been to Sydney or Melbourne
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>>73955693

>restricting visas from countries that are essentially enemy combatants

>"Muslim Ban"
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>Why are kiwis always in bbl threads and aren't around during a NZ innings?
What exactly did threadcunt mean by this?
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>>73955790
Threadcunt is banned. That was me
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>>73955780
its just what USA does for everything.
>Affordable Care Act
>Obama care

they give the oppositions parties policies nick names that will make their supporters dislike the policies
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how much can i cop a second hand ps4 for boys?
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>tfw playing 8 dimensional chess with /cric/
cockroaches
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>>73955827
>threadcunt is banned
No, threadcunt is rocking and whimpering in fetal position in his basement.
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>>73955850
fuck they had used ones for tree fiddy at xmas, under 300 I reckon. brand new 450
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Bit harsh, she is 74 years old
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>>73955873
Correct
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Gonna flick out some (You)s lads who wants one?
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@73955943

yeah hook us up
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>>73955946
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>>73955943
>>73955946
>>73955950
is this the designated (You) thread?
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>>73955943
give me a (you) if you think Marsh will be the next wicket
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SANTGOAT
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>>73955946
>>73955950
>>73955966
>>73955988
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>>73955943
>>73955946
>>73955950
>>73955966
>>73955988
>>73955989
>>73955995
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Big Show? More like the Shit Show.

Lol.
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do NOT reply to this post
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LOVE YA WORK FINCHY
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>>73955988
KEK
DUBS AND IT HAPPENED
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(me)
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>heazlett
literally wholett
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FOW
Finch 4
Head 5
Handscomb 7
Marsh 16

we are trending upwards here, starc should get around 60 runs
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>>73956053
Maxwell top scoring will ruin that theme
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>>73956053
Maxwell will get 200
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>>73956086
>>73956090
Haha
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>>73956090
>>73956104

at least i posted it before Maxwell got out
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>54/5.
In line with how Aussies play overseas. India will be smacking their lips.
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>>73956090
>>73956086
Why are kiwis so shit?
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>>73956111
fuck haha
>poopeelia on pooicide watch
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cameraman focusing on the girl rubbing sunscreen into her chest
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54 (fifty four runs)/ 5 (five wickets)
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more like max smell
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>>73956136
>based shameless curry lad staring the whole time
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>tfw unironically bet a tenner on Maxwell
Fuck
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You can even get one pressing a suit
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>>73956156
Hell, I'd be staring as well.
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>>73956123
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*in 7 year old girl voice*

eight fifty please
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>Can't even get selected for the side you're supposed to captain
Top kek eat shit Wade you corrupt Cucktorian.
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Why do we let minnows like Australia tour us?
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>poopeelia
Is there a worse cricketing nation?
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>>73956261
Solid stat-padding for the lads m8
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How do you even let Trent Boult score 16 runs?
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>55/5
>67/6
almost lad
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Fucking hell out for under 100 here.
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>>73956297
the finisher will save you la
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Why isn't Boult's nickname Lightning?
Missed opportunity tßh.
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>>73956309
because hes not very fast for a quick bowler
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Have we won yet?
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69 (sixty eight runs) for 6 (six wickets)
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yay the FINISHER is here to finish the final 32 overs
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>>73956330
>69 (sixty eight runs)
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>>73956293
79/7 incoming
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Ross Taylor should have captained the side tbqf.
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>>73956340
>peewee education
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>>73956330
>69 (sixty eight runs)
really makes me scratch the old melon
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Who is the fag they keep zooming on?
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>>73956381
Me you cheeky cunt.
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>>73956345
>implying you can captain when you cant even see anything
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>>73956388
give us a wave
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>>73956345
As a captain, he gas great vision.
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-27/testing-tea-tree-potential-for-manuka-level-success/8216820
>Bees foraging on New Zealand Manuka tea trees produce the highly sought-after honey, which has powerful antimicrobial properties.
>Huge demand for the honey globally has driven researchers in Australia to determine whether any of the other dozens of native tea tree varieties could produce a honey to rival Manuka.
Wow Australia, like, um... back off? Literally obsessed.
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At this rate Maxwell top score might happen KEK
If only I did it now when it's paying $9
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>>73956396
did you see it?
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>>73956414
Are you that fat Pacific Islander Dabbing(wobbling around)?
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>>73956412
classic
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BASED TAKER
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>that lad who put money on poopswell top scoring
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>tfw you realize Undertaker is a big strong kiwi
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>these singles
Are Aussie choking or are we fielding that well?
Is the >KIWI FIELDING posters on suicide watch?
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Pooinis is currently the best Australian Cricketer.
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>>73956499
literally everyone is on pooicide watch
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>>73956493
I know right sad
I put 10 on Marsh when I did it too. Just after this post >>73955988
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just took a huge Laneway Music Festival lads
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Why the fuck don't they select Khawaja?
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i for one miss statscunt. this newgen of poo peeland poosters are absolutely abysmal
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>>73956531
kys threadcunt
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>>73956525
Smith signed some kind of executive order against that
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>NEET Aussie shitposters shitting up the thread
>start losing and abandon ship

S A D
A
D
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>>73956562
he rassist?
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>>73956531
>newgen
unironically been shitting up /cric/ for 2 years 2bh
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well this isn't ideal
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>>73956531
Been shitting up the threads since >No there was only one kiwi poster REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Want a one handed catch 2bh
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Want a no handed catch 2bh
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>>73956703
Nearly caught one with my face once but I spilled it.
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>get BTFO
>poo peeland posters are terrible
Every. Fucking. Time.
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>>73956703
Would that double the odds or multiply it way higher?
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Are they still doing the tui shirt one hand catch bullshit this season?

>tfw cucked 5 guys out of a catch in Hamilton last year
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>>73956719
Gotta bend over and sphincter that shit
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>>73956750
Nah its the captain hat thing
http://www.theaccnz.com/win/believe-in-the-leave-this-summer-and-win/
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Latham's been good with the gloves today tßh. Almost made up for that batting performance.
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• • • 2 1 •
182 to win
Hmm.
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eet feeftee pleese

thenk yu
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That ANZ chick isn't even a "I would do her if I was drunk"/10
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ay fiddy nigga
*dabs*
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Keke remember when the poopeelians were talking shit.

They can't even score 200 on hobbit boundaries
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>mah postage stamps grounds are shit
>struggled to even get 100
>struggling to get a run rate over 4

Hm makes you think doesn't it
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>>73956886
>All you need to do is drive it forward to score
>Poopeelia can't even do this
Fuck, Eden park should be easy mode, how can you fuck up this bad?
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>>73956920
This ground is meant to statpad batsmen averages not bowlers
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why isn't this odi on free to air?
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>>73956920
*hits 2 sixes straight down the ground*
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>>73956956
because it's only a minnow team, and it doesn't count, and it's not your A team, and hobbit grounds etc.
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Just put a tenner on poopeelia
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>>73956920
>>73956818
>>73956886
>>73956853

>Thinking NZ arent going to gag this unloseable situation
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worm tracking upwards lads
been a long time since a wicket lads
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>>73956956
only home matches go fta I'm pretty sure
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>munro
why not bowl guppy instead
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>>73956985
Furious
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>>73956956
Because your government hides your losses to keep the mindless Aussie sheep thinking youre a "great" sporting nation
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>>73956990
and ashes in englel
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This is fucking boring.
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Kane to bowl next
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wicket when
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>>73957011
This. Should have just played a t20
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goooo big and strong new zealand!!!!
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>>73956956
Against a minnow team which Australia doesn't care about, most Australians dont even know theres a game on.
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>>73956972
>>73957040
kek
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>>73957035
Excellent post.
@73957040
typically awful post kys.
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Tipped NZ at the start of the game. Once again I continue to be proven correct.
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>>73957035
: D

thanks!
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>>73957063
first time you've posted all day 2bh.
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>>73957063
Post proof that you bet on NZ
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Memecullum would be attacking right now.
Miss him tßh.
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Really hate that Subaru advert. Disgusting pandering with no respect for the audience.
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>>73957070
I didn't bet. The model only had it at 68% chance, but I was pretty confident based on some subjective reasoning.
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why would you host an ODI during the day on a Monday? are NZ cricket deliberately trying to have as few people watch as possible?
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>>73957079
>I didn't bet
Keep your whims to yourself then

Put your money where your mouth is or shut up
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>>73957081
its auckland anniversary weekend
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>>73957091
what's that?
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>>73957063
Based Reality 'I only post predictions when the game is already over' Check
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>>73957094
a public holiday long weekend
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>>73957094
probably an earthquake or something
who cares?
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>>73957091
Isn't it Chinese new year as well?
Pottery
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>>73957090
The point is I have been correct on tipping the cricket for a while now but people fail to see that.
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>>73957104
yesterday or they day before idk
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FUCK OFF CLEANED OUT
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>losing your wicket to memero
JUST
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>>73957081
Just good cunts 2bh, didn't the Australian public getting upset.
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>Munro bowling
>Latham keeping
Poopeelians literally PTFO by our B team
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>tfw too ADD to enjoy ODI's anymore
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>>73957103
Saved to my Wogstralian banter folder lads.
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>>73957125
>Its our B team too
-anons that every "A" team they name is worse than this team
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>>73957102
but is it for the whole country or only auckland?
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Imagine being the only batting hope of your "team" and getting cleaned the fuck out by a part-timer bowling at 90kph.
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getting a bit sick of barbecues to be honest lads
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>>73957140
Its for the "Auckland" area
Pretty much half the north island
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>>73957140
Auckland is the whole country.
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streaker lads
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S T R E A K E R
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This is the face of victory
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>>73957152
did he make it?
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Poinis.
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>>73957154
looks like a kike
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>>73957150
seems silly not to have made it a day/nighter then
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>>73957155
Sounds like he/she did quite well.
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>not showing the streaker
Dat casual homophobia
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Cum(mins).
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>>73957162
The ACC guys recorded it and said they are going to chuck it on Facebook
>>73957160
I agree
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Missing GES to be honest
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>23yo
>uni grad
>good, well paying job
>have to get security clearance
>section about current/past relationships
>mfw
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>>73957175
We were all virgins once, son.
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>>73957180
B 3 K
3
K

Hows the missus lad?
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>>73957172
I've been here this whole time mate.
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>>73957202
Coaxed
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>>73957040
ah right I didn't even know myself until I saw it on the news an hour ago
thought it was weird they were playing it right after the pakistan series
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>>73957182
happily watching K-drama on the deck while I watch the cricket.
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I remember giving some valuable tips to Stoinis last year, seems like he's learning
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>>73957230
I remember giving your mum the tip last night, son.
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Didn't even know this game was on, looks like half the Australian side missed the flight too.

Bit sick of the new Suicideland bias Greg Chappell has brought though lads.
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>>73957133
Nice au/sp/ memes
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put us away for doofus kiwis
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>>73957246
Ah there you are. Just wake up you NEET faggot?
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>>>73957246
reminder i created the 'saved to banter folder lads' meme in a /pol/ thread more than a year ago
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lmao at stoinis of all players doing things this match
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FUCK
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>>73957252
Is it really surprising? The Australian team is unable to win through anything other than blowouts or absolute meme bullshit
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>>73957154
Surely cricinfo has a more up to date image than this. It looks like it's from 2009
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>>73957251
BSK leading the pack
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>>73957241
>Heazlett hadnt even played a single game for Queensland
this might just be the worst selection of all time, and thats saying a fucking lot
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>>73957267
I was wondering why I had no clue who he was, are they trying to meme a new Warner or some shit?
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>>73957261
yes because he has been in absolutely woeful form all season and even when he looked decent last season he still looked a long way off being an international level player
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>>73957234
*dabs for a NZ victory*
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reminder that Cummins is unironically the best allrounder in Australia
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where's game 2?
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14 off the over lads
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>>73957277
Australia will never have a genuine all-rounder like Kane
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Bit of a Poinis and Cummins fan now 2bh lads.
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>>73957281
2 wickets next one
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>>73957275
There's a big difference between England and New Zealand tbf
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>>73957279
Napier
Then Hamilton
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>>73957291
Latham's had a blinder
>ronchi on pooicide watch
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>>73957289
4 streakers the next
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>>73957288
Shut the fuck up Daniel
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>>73957272
No this is different. Warner had played plenty of T20/list A games for NSW. The meme was because he hadnt debuted in Shield cricket. But thats fine because he didnt play Test cricket for another couple of years

Heazlett has literally never played a professional List A match. He didn't make the Queensland team. The only games he has played at all were for the NPS team during the winter against some touring A sides.

This is the most baffling and random selection I have ever seen and I know more about cricket than anyone other than Zaltzman.

He wasn't good enough to make the Queensland squad. He hasn't done anything of note in any other format. He is now playing for Australia. Let that sink in.
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Is this the most embarrassing wicket ever?
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I want Glasses Man back :(
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>>73957301
THREADCUNT IRREVERSIBLY BTFO
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>>73957310
Same lad
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http://www.hauraki.co.nz/video/random-funny/streaker-at-eden-park-tries-to-jump-barrier-and-hide-in-acc-caravan/
KEK ACC lads doing gods work 2bh
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>>73957302
>He didn't make the Queensland team
he was injured for the BBQ cup or whatever this season or he would have played

but I agree it was still ridiculous to play him
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>>73957318
Literally who?
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Neesham is garbage.
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>>73957310
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Anyone else coming to the Napier game?
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wd 6 wd 6
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>>73957320
>He doesn't know the second best commentary team in NZ
Casual spotter
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>kiwi commentary
Going to keep this on mute lads
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>>73957333
Brendon Julian is there
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>>73957332
I pride myself on knowing absolutely nothing about New Zealand commentary

>>73957334
Not making a compelling case lad
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We need the TnT attack.
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>>73957332
>second best
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>this match still being this close
kill yourselves, kiwis
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Neeshit Ltd

Is this the worst over of Daniel's life?
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dropped it you cunt
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guptill is a lucky lucky man
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I'd let Laura give me ebbs till I flowed if you know what I mean
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>>73957343
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Would get the dick desu
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KEK is this the slag you peewees lust over?
Guptill probably puts a bag over her head each night. I hope Peter Jackson used her as an extra for the orc scenes in Lord of the Rings
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>>73957347
Nah, that's probably some Durham choke
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>>73957362
a literal 6/10
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>BANE
was dropping the catch part of his plan?
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>>73957318
>He tried to seek refuge in the "Vatican" of the ACC caravan. Where he would received diplomatic immunity.
Based ACC
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21 of the over lads
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Reminder that based /nrl/ and /afl/ are back soon and /cric/ will go back to it's 10 months of irrelevancy
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>>73957380
>>73957318
Samecunt
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kill yourself starc you faggot
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wew
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so fucking retarded starc
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LOVE YA WORK STARCSY
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>>73957387
Thank god. /afl/ runs /sp/
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Australia still pissed at Stoinis for that shitty One Day series in England. Reckon they'll get out with one run til his century.
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>>73957389
Nah mate. I'm the TAB phone poster
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It's genuinely sad that playing Australia is the big event in New Zealand and no one in Australia gives the slightest fuck about it.
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Poinis out on 99 please Boult.
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>>73957406
>the TAB phone poster

Who? You don't ACTUALLY believe that you are a relevant personality on /cric/?
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>>73957409
It's genuinely sad that you've spent your best years of your life getting upset on the Internet.
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>>73957409
>W-we don't care anyways
>Still makes up most of the posts ITT
KEK it's like the 2015 RWC final again
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Good chin music
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nice bouncer, rat face
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>>73957414
>Who? You don't ACTUALLY believe that you are a relevant personality on /cric/?
What? No, just saying that I don't post on my PC here
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>5 wides
top lmao
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>that bouncer
KEK

BIG STRONG STOINIS
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>>73957319
imagine you're Cameron White

you have the equivalent of a Masters in your field. You have 10 years experience and you're at the peak of your powers. You are demonstrably the best at your current level and have the most proven credentials to make the next step up.

A vacancy opens for a Senior Executive position and you apply for it. You're informed that you've been unsuccessful but you accept the decision. Then you learn that the job has gone to some fresh out of uni 21yo who completed a BA majoring in gender studies whose only work experience is flipping burgers.
You'd just lose faith in the system.

I know this is a bit of a false dichotomy because a sporting work place is completely different and age (wrongly) works against you, but the point stands.
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>>73957421
>a country with almost six times the population of New Zealand has a larger amount of posters
Hmm
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kys Boult
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Kek it's still up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Australian_criminals#Murderers
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BASED FUCKING STOINIS

NEVER DOUBTED HIM
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how you feeling, kiwis? yeah shut up
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Imagine getting your maiden century against us

Talk about putting an astrix next to a stat
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OPPOSITION POWER RANKINGS

1. England

POWER GAP

5. India
6. South Africa

POWER GAP

15. Pakistan

POWER GAP

50. Sri Lanka
51. West Indies
52. New Zealand

POWER GAP

100. Ireland
101. Bangladesh
102. Zimbabwe
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>>73957445
Good thanks. You ok? Your posts seem quite aggressive. Tough day at school?
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WTF I LOVE STOINIS NOW!
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s t o i n i s

>>73957452
Where's Malaysia lad haha?
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>>73957454
yeah i dropped my nutella sandwich
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>starts getting close
>peelians crawls out of the woodwork
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>>73957445
Did your mum forget to wake you up for the game lad? Need to settle she means no harm
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>43 to win
How did we get here?
Williamson's gotta go.
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>>73957457
3, with Rwanda at 2
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I still think >we will lose this, but holy shit this is hilarious
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>>73957464
Imagine almost losing to the Australia A side at home
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how fucking small is this ground?
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what is this line and length?
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>a man who only scored 4 runs in his entire, 2 game ODI career has just scored a century against Poo Peeland in Poo Peeland

Really engages your grey matter
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>>73957433
Reminder Rod Marsh was keeping this madness in check
>>
>>73957476
Like 60m in the direction of the pitch, 80m perpendicular
And square shaped
>>
kek

KEK

K E K
>>
what the actual fuck
>>
kek

KEK

K-E-K

Australia will lose, but kek
>>
>>73957477
dubbed "the choker"
>>
inb4 halzebad golden duck
>>
kek

KEK

K E K
>>
>Boult walking up to offer sage advice

Kek kys
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>73957495
That's why they didn't take the 1 just then
>>
new zealand are the new south africa
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
FUCK MY DAYS
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TRIED TO FUCKING JHONTY IT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>>
Duck inc
>>
>highest score by an Australian no7

BEVAN BTFO

HUSSEY BTFO
>>
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don't worry guys, ross taylor's got a plan
>>
What a fucking meme
>>
FUCK I wish I could take back my smug posts from earlier
>>
Couldn't find that
>last two digits is by how many balls Australia win this by
post.
>>
What was Kane thinking?
KEK
>>
who /nearlyonpooicidewatch/ here?
>>
Sit three overs out wait for a shit bowler and meme it
>>
>>73957533
You'll still win dw, just a fucking meme innings
>>
>>73957533
I am

But that's nothing new
>>
>>73957535
>You'll
Who do you think you are addressing?
>>
>>73957536
hug?
>>
Still laughing lads
>>
S N I C K O
>>
Here we go
3rd umpire
>>
Pad

Lmao
>>
Kek retarded crowd
>>
FUCK JUST PLAY ON
>>
toppest of keks
>>
Bat or glove
>>
Not on, get on with it.
>>
>>73957559
>new zealand
>>
Surely you can't overturn it on that
>>
He's going to give it out the dumb fuck
>>
booooooo kek
>>
>>73957521
i did it at the end of the previous thread
>>
>>73957571
Nah he isn't
He is searching for a reason to give it
Bottom left looked out, the angle from behind
>>
Trent Pooult
>>
Easy twos if stoinis wasn't a fat cunt
>>
3 wickets with a good economy rate and an amazing century innings when everyone else is collapsing. Is this one of the best innings in recent memory?
>>
>intelligent cricket
>boooooooo
Sad crowd 2bh, it's smart to keep strike
>>
>>73957584
>ODI
Nah
>>
>>73957584
It's pretty fucking impressive mate.
>>
>>73957594
kys
>>
>>73957583
he's needs that fat for the power
>>
>>73957591
Daniel
>>
can't believe we choked
>>
based 50 partnership by josh
>>
Holy fucking shit
>>
>>73957606
Jej
>>
>>73957606
Literally the most successful partnership of his career
>>
FUCK ME I CAN"T TAKE IT
>>
Why don't we know how to bowl to batsmen with their eye in?
>>
theres the 50 'partnership'
FUCKING KEKEKEK
>>
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HAZLESHIT YOU DUMB CUNT
>>
DIAMOND
U
C
K
>>
BANE
A
N
E
>>
kys hazleshit
>>
oh
>>
New Zealand 1 - 0 Stoinis
>>
HAHAH EAT SHIT POOPELIA. GET FUCKED.

In all honesty, what a shitty finish. You guys shoulda won that.
>>
What a meme finish

10/10 game 2bh


That was a duck too KEK
>>
>Stoinis running someone out AGAIN
Nice wasted innings.
>>
BWAHAHA AUSSIE RETAINS THE CHOKERS TAG
>>
GOATGOATGOATGOATGOAT
>>
K A N E

T R A I N
>>
based garbage mid innings bowling lads
>>
Stoinis is seething and rightfully so.
>>
OH THANK GOODNESS I CAN RELAX NOW
>>
what is it with this fucking meme ground and producing good games?
>>
good match

big bash meme promoters should look towards New Zealand as an example
>>
That was a LITERAL diamond duck

Is there a bigger meme in cricket?
>>
>>73957654
Meme magic m8
>>
EASY

Never in doubt.
>>
First time Hazlewood has gotten out in ODI
>>
Looks a good player

Shame about the last name

Wouldn't civil union
>>
>>73957663
I literally shit my pants.
>>
never in doubt 2bh
>>
was hazleshit salty that stoinis wouldn't let him face a ball? was trying to get run out the whole time
>>
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>>73957663
Me either 2bh
>>
3 wickets and a not out 146 off 117 balls when all other batsman failed. Best performance that I have seen in a very long time.
>>
just sent the ACC a cheeky like on facey lads
>>
Imagine being Stoinis

>Claw your innings back from death single-handedly
>One big hit away from the win and your 150
>Dumbfuck fast bowling beanstalk gets run out and you lose
>>
Gg ez
>>
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and your man of the match....
>>
Starc deserves scrutiny as well. That was the most retarded shot to play then.
>>
>>73957686
im trying to think of a better one but i cant

i guess you could argue a number of CWC performances are better because of context, but purely on merit this takes it
>>
>>73957695
Revenge for that run out in England. Forget who he did it to but yeah.
>>
>>73957695
>manlet detected
>>
Just bought tickets to the Aus-NZ champions trophy game in Birmingham, can't wait
>>
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herd u scorin runs like i wudnt find out
>>
>>73957706
So does the entire top order
>>
>>73957716
True
>>
gg see you in Napier
Kys threadcunt.
>>
>>73957714
>champions trophy

Kek does that still exist?
>>
Honestly don't get why they even pretend to run, they made it pretty clear they were never going to run 2 and that they didn't want Hazelwood on strike
Would have saved that wicket
>>
Can't believe he got that close and still lost
Hope Stoinis doesn't kill himself and/or Hazleshit
>>
lmao
>>
>>73957732
jeez haha
>>
>>73957725
Hazlewood is just plain retarded
They had overs to spare and only needed six, Hazlelose just decided to kill the innings
>>
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There's an odd one out here.
>>
>>73957732
Whoa....
>>
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Is Marcus Stoinis, dare I say it, the greatest cricketer of our era?
>>
>>73957749
I bet you're the same faggot who shilled for Voges a year ago
kys Gatecunt
>>
Pretty sad to see Stoinis so gutted when he literally just played one of the best performances in ODI cricket ever.
>>
>>73957686
Maybe one of Bevan's innings? Even then...
>>
Why do Western Australians have to carry the entire cricketing nation on their backs lads?
>>
>>73957754
pretty hilarious
>>
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>What's that? You can't clutch an ODI? Pathetic.
>>
I'm beginning to feel like a Tip God...
>>
>>73957771
Your mum thought my tip was godly last night, faggot.
>>
>>73957776
>yo mom

Whatever you say kid.
>>
>>73957779
>mom

kys seppo
>>
>>73957779
>kid
Old enough to be your dad (and possibly am)
>>
>>73957779
Reminder that your narrative has been crumbling since the Indonesia Arc
>>
Execute all namefags.
>>
>>73957779
Seriously off yourself
>>
Bradman's average: 99
Stoinis's average: 150
>>
Hi I'm new here. Why is this "Reality Cunt" character so despised?
>>
>>73957785
lol ok here we go. I was "literally" slaying Auckland's finest milfs 10 years ago mate but keep talking smack.
>>
>>73957792
Draft dodgers on pooicide watch
>>
>>73957792
draft-dodgers BTFO
>>
>>73957787
That was a seriously under rated plot line
>>
good morning

>>73957792
bradman's odi average: 0
>>
>>73957793
all tripcunts are hated, newcunt
>>
>>73957798
You said you were a CEO in Tibet 10 years ago.
>>
>>73957806
kek
KEK

Australian cricketing """"legends""" thoroughly exposed
>>
>Glenn Maxwell
>20
>Marcus Stoinis
>146*

What happened?
>>
STRAYA
>>
Poopeelians BTFO

Not sure if I should laugh or feel bad for them
>>
got some runners high going lads
why havent (You) started running yet?
>>
Name a better international cricket ground than Eden Park.

>>73957957
here's a (You) on the house
>>
>>73957965
that one in dunnerz
>>
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GOAT innings.
>>
>>73957792
hazelgods average: 54
>>
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>letting stoinis take wickets
>letting stoinis score runs

LMAO
M
A
O
>>
>>73958147
>losing in a hobbit hole ground
KEK
>>
>letting munro take a wicket
>letting boult score runs
>>
>>73958147
>having a reaction folder dedicated to NZ icons
>not obsessed
>>
>2017
>greentexting
>>
Lorde is dead to me. She criticized God emperor Trump
>>
>>73958177
Imagine getting this BTFO
>>
HE
>>
WILL
>>
NOT
>>
SUCC
>>
DIVIDE
>>
>racists derailing the message of LeBuff
fuck off bigots
>>
US
>>
>>73955613
is it cric or rugby the thread with the porn poster
>>
>>73958234
He posts in both, he was posting non stop in last nights Aus Open threads
>>
>>73958234
that's threadcunt in /cric/ when no one posts in his thread and he gets irreversibly ass-perturbed
>>
>>73958234
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
>>
>>73958234
Its a mentally ill poopeelian who is in hiding because he got comprehensively PTFO by big strong kiwis
>>
im not watching this gay sport I just want to follow the "thread cunt"
>>
>>73958282
alright better clear off before you get PTFO too.
>>
>>73958282
Threadcunt is on suicide watch lad. He won't be posting here for a while because he gets triggered every time he sees a NZ flag
>>
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Poominder
>>
>>73958282
Maybe you could be the next threadcunt mate. You've got the cunt part going already.
>>
Reminder that NO ground in the world consistently produces as many GOAT matches as Eden Park.
>>
>>73957695
>go for 34(THIRTY FOUR) matches without getting dismissed
>blow it all 5 runs short of victory
>the first time you ever got out was run out without facing a ball

The absolute state of Hazlewood
>>
lol at almost losing to a state team

""""""golden"""""" era everyone
>>
>>73958418
No one here actually still believes in the golden gen meme lad. This team is garbage.
>>
>>73958418
>""""""golden"""""" era
was there a mid 2000s reunion?
>>
who is the best ISP
>>
>>73958461
2degrees la
>>
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>>73958473
>The name of 2degrees refers to the cold hearts of the people that have had their soles sucked, the concept originates from the song "ice box" (Omarion).
>>
This is what you isolates do for fun, huh? I'd buy you all a beer
>>
>>73958473
Based spark 2bh. Free spotify premium and $11 movie tickets. Only thing they could improve is cheaper/carry over data
>>
>>73958490
>LE U R LE LONERS XD
Fuck off. I'd pour that beer over your head and all my group of mates would laugh at you.
>>
>>73958500
>based statsy
>>
>>73958490
Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe?
>>
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>>73958507
Because RC can't tip either of those things?
>>
>>73958513
I know you're trying to make a le tip le canoe grand final meme but poor effort
>>
>>73958512
how much is she charging?
>>
>>73958519
Trip on proxy off reality cunt
>>
>>73958525
Haven't found out yet. Hopefully she's cheap because she's new to the industry.
>>
>>73958507
why
>>
Lmao

Lads

We don't even care about this sport
>>
>>73958529
maybe she'll fall in love with you and cure your debilitating autism.
>>
>>73958533
Because it's fucking close to water XD
>>
>>73958542
:DD
>>
>>73958536
KEK this
>>
>>73958539
There is no cure for autism.
>>
>>73958551
Death will fix it.
>>
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11791445

based fucking clement

Trumptards BTFO
>>
>>73958551
Logging out of 4chan and never coming here again will fix it
>>
>>73958556
i quit for a year and it did nothing
>>
>>73958556
Proof?
>>
>>73958559
>i quit smoking for a year and it did nothing

wrong, nigga
>>
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>>73958563
>>
>>73958573
>based walkie
>>
>>73958573
why's he called walkcunt yes i'm a freshie
>>
>>73958573
>jb hifi retail assistant
KEK
>>
>>73958573
I was empty and depressed for the 5 months I spent away from 4chan last year
>>
>>73958578
Far better than NEET mate.
>>
any sport enjoyed by poo in loos is not really a sport.
>>
>>73958609
dat casual racism
>>
>>73958609
t. trump
>>
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Based SwarGOAT has got my vote
>>
>>73958626
Based
Hope Daniel gets locked up for harassing her on twitter
>>
having some yummy pink sauce with dinner lads
>>
>>73958573
NEET's BTFO
>>
>>73958626
How long until GODiel follows the Hay family tradition and runs for mayor?
>>
>>73958638
>no disgusting piccy
>>
>>73958573
>full time job at JB Hi Fi

Based walkie
>>
>>73958641
Cuckiel is too psychopathic for public office. I would post his edgy screen caps all over the place.
>>
What are you lads planning for super bowl lads?

I'm thinking of making pulled pork, hot dogs, mac and cheese
>>
FRESHIES
>>73958652
>>73958652
>>73958652
>>73958652
>>
>>73958654
>>73958654
>>73958654
>>
>>73958641
He tarnished the family reputation after he fled Christchurch with his cock tucked between his legs.
>>73958648
Kek remember his goodbye posts that took up half the thread, only to return within a matter of weeks.
>>
>>73958500
>group of mates
I can probably fit a school bus through the gap of your two front teeth
>>
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>tfw no Monique Ganderton wife
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