GET OPEN JIMMY! xD
>>73954969
first
Third for Gowdy
>no blitzing
Are there any Patriots or falcons in this game? I haven't noticed any.
> penalty for blitzing
Fifth for Atheism
>15 yard penalty for blitzing the quarterback
Has the NFL hit a new low?
>there are actual rules in the Pro Bowl that say you can't blitz
No
Fun
League
/a/fc
>>73955023
superbowl teams don't play pro bowl for obvious reasons
>no fun league
Who /comfy/??????????????
>>73955023
Matt Ryan started the game but he tore his acl on the second play.
>BREE5
>Brees
Somebody tell Brees that stat padding in the Prob Owl doesn't count toward his career stats
No
Fucking
Chance
Fucking AFCBulls
>>73955042
i hvent smoked weed in 3 weeks reeeeeeeeeeeeeee i hate my life
Is drew brees the worst quarterback in the league?
Why are they playing in slow motion?
>>73955013
Based
>>73955060
.... it doesnt?
>>73955042
DUDE.
>>73955060
He can't help but but pad his INT stats
NFKEKED
>>73955060
Honestly, I think that last play showed that he probably cares more than most of the guys out there, and he's probably too smart for them too.
go AFC
>>73955042
Why are pot users such scumbags?
How come Tom Brady and Matt Ryan arent playing in the Pro Bowl like Dak and Zeke? Fuck this rigged ass sport, everyone knows the Cowboys were the TRUE best team in the league
This superbowl is meaningless
Has anyone played FOE? Is it any good?
>Brees
he's a yards babby even in the pro bowl
>>73955069
I haven't done in opiate in 2 weeks. I hate my life. Reeeeeeeeeeeee
The best players from both teams vs the Patriots. Who wins?
>>73955072
You haven't seen based yet, friend.
Am I the only person from /r/Atheism here? It feels like I'm the only intelligent person in this thread.
>metro won the nhl asg
>AFC going to win prob owl
Suprisingly good day desu
oh naw brees
>>73955069
>lel
>>73955081
I forgot already
>>73955082
>were
>Dalton in the Pro Bowl
>mfw NFC
>>73955078
>tfw to intelligent two avoid interceptions
>>73955070
no
>Rivers has to sit behind smeth and dolton
>>73955078
>tfw to intelligent for the NFL
That was a great play by Sherman
> Dalton
>>73955107
Straight to Sherman
SHERM
>Dolton
>>73955115
His neck is weird
>the AFC
>Dalton
Stop posting Drumpf memes, this is the ProBowl General not the Fascism General
THAT'S MY CORNERBACK
>Red Rifle
>it's an alex smith is the best QB in the pro bowl episode
>seahawks are the only ones contributing for the NFC
>>73955118
>not leaving the most competent qb for last
>these QBs
>>73955112
The receivers fucked up the routes
>another pick
>Richard Chimpum trying to stunt in the fucking prob owl
>>73955106
kek
>people were complaining about Smith
You can apologize now.
>>73955146
>tom bradley record vs sherman all time
>2 - 1
Is Luck there or is he not risking it?
>alex smith
>andy dalton
so this... is the power of the afc...woah
>>73955160
Scoreboard :^)
>>73955037
if there is an /a/fc is there a /n/fc?
>>73955136
How About Magic Mike instead?
>>73955130
goat neck
>>73955160
>tfw best 3 AFC QBs aren't playing
>best 2 NFC aren't either
DUDE
>>73955160
>Alex Smith has more touchdowns than Andy Dalton, Dakota Prescott, and Drew Brees combined
>meme state game about to start
Thank God
Goodbye shit game and thread
>>73955166
>when you rape a man live on TV and nobody stops you
>>73955169
Excuse you?
>>73955156
Seacucks record versus Patriots in the Superbowl: 1-0
>Andy gave me a good ball
>that wink
YOU JUST KNOW
>one team white
>one team black
wew
>>73955195
i love this new euro style record keeping
>>73955136
>that dude
>>73955195
>>73955156
Are you guys putting the records backwards on purpose?
>white kids vs black kids flag football
>>73955169
What is the sauce to this
>seahawks on defense responsible for all interceptions and fumbles
>seahawks on offense responsible for all touchdowns
rest of the NFC, are you even trying?
BALDWIN THE GOD
TYBDB
LGTSS
>AFC
>>73955203
what are you talking about?
richard sherman has 1 loss to 2 wins vs tom brady so he's 1 - 2
>>73955200
the black team was the favorite who woulda guessed
>blown coverage
>dude brees is elite lmao
SEA HAWKS DOIN THANGS
>>73955086
4 days no fent here. kill meeeeeeeeeeeee
Seahawks balling out
IT'S OGRE
THE AFC IS FINISHED
>>73955211
http://www.cnn.com/election/results
>>73955212
The Patriots and Falcons are
I was promised trick plays
>Woodson
>Gonzales
>NFC captains
Is this the bizarro world?
>>73955181
>tfw comfy VP
>there are people who unironically think the NFC will somehow lose this game
>Seahawks
>elite
pick two
>tryhards in the probowl
This is all Sean Taylor's fault
Cowboys would bootyblast both these shit teams
>>73955212
>getting cucked by the tardinals
>token nigger show on ESPN
>>73955222
>T. Assblasted Carolina Bank of America Customer
>Throw the ball
>Walks into the end zone effortlessly
>Jim Gruden blows a load
>>73955241
I'd band her wagon
Imagine if Earl wasn't hurt and was in this game as well
That NFC defense would be even more ridiculous
>>73955238
>tfw he never tells cute dad jokes irl
anyone got a decent English stream?
>>73955228
Enjoy od'ing
>watching stream from NJ
what's with New Jersey and hispanic car dealers
>>73955250
Is Jim the lesser known Gruden?
>>73955264
here you go bro http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/nfl-pro-bowl-2017-live-streaming
>>73955257
>her
>>73955257
>I'd
>zero wins against good teams in 2016
>federally convicted cheater
>since 2011, has beaten a league low 33 teams with a winning record
>exposed as system babby after team went 3-1 without him
>1-3 against Peyton "most one and dones in NFL history" Manning in the playoffs
>blew a 15 point lead in one game
>0-2 against Peyton's autistic brother in the SB
>only scored 14 points in a SB with Randy Moss
>18 and 1
>threw an intentional grounding in the endzone for a safety in a SB
>lost to the worst team (2011 Giants) in Super Bowl history
>has lost to Mark "ButtFumble" Sanchez while at home in the Playoffs
>gifted a playoff win by refball
>cheated to get 3 out of his 4 rings
>bailed out by a HOF kicker three times
>injuries to the Seahawks secondary and a brain dead OC gifted him his fourth
>has had a noodle arm his entire career
>is a dirty player who tried to end Ed Reed's career
>blown the fuck out by Earl Thomas on twitter
>struggled against a 9-7 team and threw two INTs
>only won because opposing QB had the brain of an inbred hick
>cheated to beat a sick, mentally distracted Steelers team with no defense
>been carried by the No. 1 scoring defense all year
>been carried by the GOAT coach his entire career
>going to be BTFO by the MVP of the league in the Super Bowl
>will never be as good as Joe Montana
>will be remembered as a cheater if he is even remembered at all
Is he finished?
singles 1-9 and Cowboys win the superbowl next year
Cowboy haters BTFO
God niggers are weird
>>73955212
What happened here?
>>73955267
Used to be a Sicilian racket, then the Armenians took over, then the Romanians, and now the Ricans and their Dominican lackeys have taken everything north of Woodbridge
>that underage drinking advert
No wonder you all drink like children
>>73955267
>drug addiction help and car sales.
is this all new jersey has??
>>73955268
>cutey Pete
=3
LOL BENNETT
and also yet again seahawks are responsible for every good NFC play
SACKSUAL HEALING
>>73955166
>Taze the Rainbow
>>73955286
THIS. SO MUCH THIS
TWO PUMPS
>>73955284
>lost to the seahawks with a pass on the 1 yard line
OOF
>cuts away from best part of the night
This is why we hate you roger.
Can we get either of the afc west qbs back now plz
>>73955272
I meant John
>ref hugging bennet
fuckng refball
Jesus Christ Seattle players showed up today! Too bad it was two weeks to late...
SEAHAWKS RUN THIS SHIT
AFC IS TRASH
>>73955299
No sales tax on food, get it together Cletus
>players actually playing defense in the Pro Bowl
What the fuck is going on?
Yay! Sports!
>>73955292
>the falcons won their first NFCCG this century
cute
>>73955297
It's not the NFL without some propaganda in some form.
>cutting away from the celebration to break down the play like it fucking matters
Amerireplays
>>73955156
Didn't he lose to the Seahawks twice with Sherman?
As if we needed proof the AFC sucks
>>73955315
>Pro Bowl Champs
"People" from Kirkland will defend this
When are they gonna put in the patriot players they had most of the good players.
>>73955292
FALCONED happened
>Own son wears a ODB jersey instead of yours
>>73955265
its so fucking easy to, almost died twice myself
>Brees's wife's son had a Beckham jersey
C U C K
When did bright green become the NFC's secondary color?
>>73955341
BLACKED
>>73955315
>>73955297
I hate us too.
Damn, even the Pro Bowl fivehead Manning stat padded in
>>73955351
>seahawks colors used for NFC
>seahawks only players showing up
pottery
>>73955346
>almost
git gud you fucking shitter
>>73955347
The memes literally write themselves
>>73955351
That's blue
>>73955347
Who doesn't love Beckham?
Is there even a crowd? I can hear a pin drop.
they need to fire the audio guy, connection keeps cutting out
Why have flat color uniforms? Just changing the pants to white would make these things less ugly.
>>73955378
It's supposedly sold out
>>73955380
>implying this isn't the audio guy's nephew
>implying the actual audio guy isn't just sitting back drinking a beer
>>73955380
That's his livelihood, anon.
Get Dalton out of there
>>73955378
The players are mic'ed up I believe.
>>73955354
>>73955378
i think they're playing at a high school
>the NFL is this desperate to suck off Zeke
its the new color rush uniforms dont you like them ecks deeee
>>73955388
I say let everyone wear their own team's away uniform.
Incognito is a pro bowler? Is that faggot he "bullied" even playing?
>>73955401
In Trump's America we fire people who can't do their jobs
>>73955393
That's code for they gave sponsors 1000 seats each on the deal and they were able to hand out 50% of the tickets to top salesman.
>>73955411
As a Cowboys fan, so am I.
>farmer's only
>everyone is white
I'd expect at least one token black guy
>>73955415
so why is Trump the president then :^)
>tfw not in an autistic bubble wrap fetish relationship
>>73955426
>As a Cowboys '''''fan''''
Here's a (you)
>>73955413
>re: helmets
>>73955406
>>73955414
We ran that faggot out of the league. Who wants a snowflake on the team. Could you imagine if he was the victim of that mini camp fight with Newton?
>elliott averaging 2.3 yards per rush
>prescott averaging 4.0 yards per pass attempt
can the media stop hyping these two up now?
>>73955434
because memes are better than women
>>73955414
nope he is out of the league. such a fucking bitch johnathan martin was
>>73955413
Some safety would get confused and drill their corner after he makes a pick.
>>73955406
>torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago!
>>73955442
that made my jimmies shimmy
>>73955406
>assuming I'm a Patriots fan
Everyone hates you now
>>73955434
OK, that a burn on that guy
Everybody keep score at home
>>73955456
That's the fun.
>Kelce sprinkling some fun on the bowl
FAKE GRONK ASS NIGGA
KELCE SPREADIN THE SALT ON NFC BITCHES LMAO
>>73955456
do you not want to see that?
>>73955442
>two wins from his kicker
>had to spy to win against a division rival
>played against an injured defense
>normie meme shit
>memes at the Probowl.
goodnight.
>prescott the only QB without a td
>Minnesota in charge of coverage
>>73955486
one, two, three, four, FOUR!
If you've ever played football and used those fucking gloves you would know that catch wasn't that impressive.
>KELCE MAKES ME SO HORNY
What did Gruden mean by this?
>>73955503
Pls no
>>73955488
>>73955491
aww you both got triggered
>>73955501
>14-2
>greatest offensive record for brady
>loses against Sanchize
>TRAVIS KELCE HAS THE NICEST DICK IN THE LEAGUE, SEAN
What did Gruden mean by this?
>>73955503
Andy "We're gonna get one right here" Reid
>>73955023
>>73955510
he wanna spider THREE his Y banana
>Packers actually let Hayward leave
Really makes you think
NFC BTFO
Why is Brees so inaccurate
>>73955488
>>73955491
So would you faggots rather have the players not have fun huh?
>no fun allowed
This game needs a bit of needle between the teams
GUN DEMON
>>73955545
Because Jimmy didn't get open
>Gun Semon Demon Left Steal Her
What did Brees mean by this?
Did you know Jimmy Graham used to play basketball?
man brees really is shit
it's time to retire old man
>punting with 24 sec left in the pro bowl
>>73955575
I did not! Please tell me more about this!
For me the pro bowl is unwatchable
>>73955584
can you do any better?
>kneeling in a pro bowl
>>73955590
Yes.
>>73955590
Well, if you've ever played football and used those fucking gloves to throw you would know his throws aren't that impressive.
>>73955590
Yes. I'm not a meme dome QB who throws for 5k yards and somehow doesn't get anywhere.
It's halftime.
Post waifus.
Pro Bowl
Nice and boring
>>73955587
Apparently Graham played basketball for the Miami Hurricanes men's basketball team from 2005 to 2009. I'm surprised no NFL announcers have never mentioned this fun fact.
>>73955609
WHERE IS THE EFFORT SAUCE?
>>73955588
>be a football newbie
>hear about something called the pro bowl where everyone's favorite players participate and play against everyone else's favorite players
>get super excited
>watch the first 7 minutes of a pro bowl
>close out and watch something else
Sounds super cool but there's just no stakes in them so they feel kind of pointless.
>brees forcing it to Dez rather than Baldwin
come on.
>>73955606
Your daily reminder
>>73955534
Fucking niggers
>>73955588
I think it's comfortable, dude
POST PORN
>>73955606
Fuck you Hasselbeck! I'm surprised he managed to do that interview without throwing a pick or getting hurt.
>>73955629
>Tom Brady has never won a Super Bowl without cheating
rly makes you thunk
It's halftime, post GFs.
>>73955629
and reminds you that's he's married to a hot model by flashing the wedding ring at the end.
TOM BRADY IS GOAT
>whether you're playing in detroit or your playing the Patriots, your playing
What did he mean by this?
>>73955606
claimed
>>73955629
Your reminder.
>>73955606
>>73955643
Meh, would still bang.
>>73955634
Favorite metal singer desu
>>73955654
>used you're correctly at first, then fucked it up
What did anon mean by this?
>>73955606
<3
>using mouthpieces in flag football
These fucking losers.
>>73955606
>6 foot 3 at age fucking 14
WHAT THE FUCK
>>73955606
>tfw want to dump Gina for a younger waifu but Rousey got BTFO 2x and Paige VanZant is too tiny to take seriously as a fighter
I guess if Meisha Tate could win a couple big fights I could make her my MMAifu
>>73955634
GOD I had such a crush on her when I was younger.
And now you reminded me I still do. Idk, just fantasizing about her flipping me off and talking shit... gets me hard yknow?
Although she looked better as a brunette
>>73955606
>>73955676
>wanting to lose teeth that young
retard
this is more intense than the actual pro bowl
>14 year old kid
>6'3
life isn't fair is it?
>white vs black kids
H T T R
T
T
R
>>73955688
I played ff at that age with no mouthpiece. Lost no teeth. Youre a pussy cuck.
>>73955695
I'm 6'3 and never had a real girlfriend
GO WHITES
GO WHITES
>>73955695
fuck man
>>73955702
If you're not fat then people will notice your height more
>>73955702
is that you teo?
What in the hell am I watching?
>Gruden's commentary
>>73955606
Flag football is fucking gay.
>that Upp pun
Someone kill the announcer
>>73955717
So do you think they play flag football because they're too shit for actual football?
Why are there no o and d lines?
We had those when I played.
>>73955699
Good for you
You got lucky by playing a bunch of pussies, faggot. I assure you that you'd lose your teeth not using that shit when playing against anyone that matters aka not your bitch ass local high school
BLACKED
HEAD TO HEAD HIT ON A DEFENSELESS RECEIVER
IT'S FUCKING FLAG FOOTBALL
SOMEONE TELL THOSE KIDS IT'S FLAG FOOTBALL
>>73955654
You're playing
what the actual fuck is this lmao
Nick Saban already on the phone
>chimping out in flag football
>>73955606
>>73955717
thats mitch trubisky's pedigree you're talking about
I don't even know why but the idea of penalties in a fucking flag football game full of kids is hilarious as fuck.
>>73955742
it's in his blood
>>73955717
Not as gay as ur mom lmao
I'm faster, stronger, and taller than every player on that field.
I also have a big dick baka
>>73955606
that picture reminds me of kablam
>>73955727
I think that there mom's don't want them to get hurt.
The Drone Drop was the dumbest pro bowl competition ever and whoever thought of it should be fired and I hope they pass away soon, as a Cowboys fan usually Im classy
Can this kid take that fucking winter hat off
>>73955757
i too am more physically developed than a bunch of 14 year olds
>white wrs
>the announcers acting like this shit isn't fucking retarded
Mfw
>>73955742
hey, it's more interesting than the pro bowl right now
PICKED
PICKED
PICKED
PICKED
PICKED
>the city of VA
Brady would have nailed that throw
lmao the nog lighting him up in fucking flag football
>>73955773
this
>>73955764
But how else will he stand out?
Blue team is the aryan team
who /fuck the nigs/ here?
One of these blacks will be dead before he gets to watch the Super Bowl
>all this refball
>>73955762
but drones are cool and hip
How do I get grills to want me for more than just sex?
Who /Fairfax/ here? Can't say which one of the kids from Leesburg's older sisters gave me tip
rip miami
>Miami
get fucked
They need to put in Romo right now
HAIL TO THE REDSKINS
HAIL VICTORY
BRAVES ON THE WARPATH
FIGHT FOR OLD LEESBURG, VA
be interesting
>it's over
>>73955801
Don't date hookers.
that kids got a fucking gun
>>73955757
>I'm also 32
lol shut the fuck up
lol i haven't realized any plays in which they've scored
the fuck is this shit
>black guy had to carry the team full of whites
wow it's like I'm watching a football version of real life!
>put in Rodgers
>throws a missed dragon
>starts to chimp out to refs
>all the kids laugh at him
WHITE POWER
>this kid is like KD
wtf pussy
>acc speed
>these coaches getting this excited
that's the saddest part of this whole thing desu
that felt like playing a mini game in a mobile game.
i HATE white people!
>black kid with the win
>white qb gets the credit
>>73955801
Demonstrate your value by playing flag football
Lol there's no one there. Why don't they drop the Pro Bowl for good?
>these 14 year old kids probably get more pussy than me
BLEACHED
>>73955829
>enjoying something is sad
Kill yourself you tryhard edgelord
>>73955822
>ive never watched a patriots game
>>73955832
Who got the nigger the ball?
NFC sucks
More entertaining than seeing some no name sing bad songs
chimps still chewing on their mouthguards like casuals.
>>73955838
1 is more than 0
nobody in this thread would be able to even catch a pass in front of that crowd on live tv from 14 year olds
>>73955830
didn't want to hear about your halftime faptime, m8
>>73955838
they probably also pay more in child support
>>73955838
>>73955854
Your mom caught my load in front of a crowd when I was 14
>>73955854
>he doesn't know /sp/ is full of chads
blacks absolutely blown the fuck out
COLONIZED
>>73955854
Jokes on you I'm Drew Bree's, just shitposting during half time
>you will never go back in time and live the life of a 15 year old chad swimming in underage Stacey poon
That's it. I'm out.
>>73955837
>Orlando
>NFL in charge
go figure
>>73955841
>implying they would have won SBXLIX if Malcolm Butler was never born
>>73955854
I just did faggot
>just a short few years ago the Puppy Bowl threads would reach 500 posts in 10 minutes and need 10 gamethreads
>in 2017 the probowl barely needs 2-3 threads
>>73955838
High school football players rape girls all the time, especially if they're good, it's a shame, but that's the reality.
>>73955854
im literally your mom, go to bed
fucking garbage players, von miller would have definitely stopped that run
>>73955885
Fuck off dad
>>73955872
It's illegal to have sex before 18, at least you weren't a criminal
>>73955881
Do you think that the pro bowl even compares to the puppy bowl + kitten halftime show?
Those cute animals are fucking lit
>>73955822
>carried
yes they carried the furniture into my house
So?
>>73955872
>stacey
what is this? 1985
>>73955881
blame faggy mobile posters from reddit (and beyond)
Notre dame would've bootyblasted both of those teams
>>73955896
>1985
I wish
>>73955876
>implying any other nigger or safety or LB wouldnt have made that easy ass catch
> snowman
>>73955900
What do they have to do with anything?
Uh....?
Wut?
>>73955900
its shit because this is the all star non-injury bowl
people know the owl is a blowout too so its fucking dead this year because of that also
>cut camera to both coaches
>both coughing
what does it mean?
>>73955881
Puppy Bowl is shit. I only tune in for the kitty halftime show.
>that one cat that literally parachuted into the stadium
Dogs don't have shit on the cats who literally carry the whole show.
>>73955917
ITS THE FEDS RUN
>>73955920
hmm.... It's almost like they're trying to make other players sick....
>>73955890
it depends on the state
>>73955896
>he doesn't have mexicans carry furniture into his house instead for cheaper
fucking retard
BASED THOMAS
>>73955881
The first Pro Bowl a few years ago when they instituted the draft instead of doing the AFC/NFC shit was GOAT.
Why is dalton still playing when Rivers hasn't played yet.
>All these 3D waifus
Fucking disgusting.
>>73955917
is that snowman skiing? what the fuck is his deal?
Andy Dalton's cadence sounds so faggoty.
Get Dalton out of there!!!!
Another big Seahawk play!
I would of course prefer a Superbowl win, but this is a great sendoff to the pffseason.
hopefully they keep brees in. as shitty as he was in the 2nd, cousins is much shittier
Gruden is so lit right now
>>73955939
I prefer it AFC vs. NFC. At least it offers the chance to still talk some shit.
>All these fucking audio drops because some nigger said the word "fuck."
what the fuck was that?
>>73955904
1985
https://youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI
>all the seahawk players being tryhards
Fitting.
>>73955317
My thought exactly. I thought these games usually bring like 50+ points for each conference.
>Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
>>73955935
TFW no more cheap labor in the future cause trump will send them all back :(
>>73955962
>Seahawks professional football players playing football at a pro level
Fucking madmen, right?
>>73955955
lmao who said nigger fuck?
I have never seen a Pro Bowl where defensive players are playing as hard as this one.
>>73955917
What was this?
>Give dicks a lot of credit
>>73955969
FUCKING NAZIS
>>73955962
>they shouldn't play football and just act like the jets and let the offense score
>All the cussing
>Multiple mutes by ESPN
Top KeK
"FUCKING BULLSHIT" lmao based sherman
AYO DATS BULLSHIT
>>73955977
Sean Taylor, please leave, punters don't deserve to die.
>>73955982
Back in the day I remember watching the pro bowl for the hits before the NFL became pussy league.
>players play soft
WAHHH WHY WONT THEY HIT HARD WHY WONT THEY PLAY FOR REAL
>players play harder
LOL FUCKING TRYHARDS
>thats fucking bullshit
can thughawks stop chimping out? its the probowl.
>>73955992
like playing pokemon
>literally 2 hand touch
>DATS BULLSHIT
The intensity of this pro bowl is off the charts
>Bennett chimping out
maybe you fucks should learn how to play. but I guess if you could you wouldn't be in this game, you'd be prepping for next Sunday
>seahawks the only team with passion
weird
>>73956001
>there is one person on /sp/
you have school in the morning
>ESPN dropping the audio long after the player cusses
>>73956010
he bout ready to shoot a nigga
Seriously, why even have this shit
No one watches it
The players hardly play
>>73955999
https://youtu.be/cKgv6vX8_Js
The Seahawks still causing massive levels of butthurt during the meaningless Pro Bowl. Never change /sp/.
>>73956018
>this bitchmade
>>73956001
this. you faggots will never be happy
>>73956024
>The players hardly play
They're actually playing pretty hard though. Defensive players are actually hitting and rushing the passer.
>tell Michael Bennett to quit jumping offsides
WEW LAD
If the best white players in the NFL played in a team against the best black players, who would win?
>>73956020
audio guy is drunk by now
I hope Richard Sherman tears his acl
>>73956016
This is the only bowl they are able to win
Hey NFC fans, you suck and your cities are crime riddled
>>73956035
kek
what did the USAA do for villanuella's family?
>>73956024
>player gets assmad for getting flagged
>implying the players dont give a shit
>>73956037
My buddy and I actually played this game last week during the pats blowout.
black team wins by a fucking mile. we were actually shocked we could field an entire white team.
It's a much closer game in nba we think.
>>73955801
Get rich, then they'll want you for money too
>>73955804
I'm /used to be Fairfax/
cool story
>>73956050
got him a paperbag for his wifes fucking face hopefully
>>73956050
took care of his wife
>>73956041
You forgot the, "As a Cowboys fan I'm usually classy, but..." part first.
>>73956037
Whoever wants it more.
>Pro Bowl
>it's played by the losers of their respectives conferences
>>73956041
>being a butt flustered fat ass
how did Jimmy Graham make the Probe Owl? dude's been washed up for like 3 years now
>>73956042
>this applies to nearly every team
made me think
Did Dak already play?
>>73956071
1st quarter. then brees
>>73956041
Has anyone ever actually gotten injured in a fucking pro bowl?
>sky sports
>apologies for any strong language used in this sports programme
don't know why I found this funny
>>73956050
Sent them some branded pens and t-shirts along with a five figure check.
Whats up with this faggot showing his stomach all the time? My son is watching this, I don't want him turning queer.
>not a fumble
>>73956071
7/13 for 52 yards, 0 tds, 0 ints, 0 sacks
TURN
DOWN
FOR
BRON
>>73956068
He was great this year. He caught almost everything thrown his way. The Seahawks just don't know how to use him properly or throw to him constantly.
>>73956089
with 0 playoff wins
>Brees
>worse than dak
Pick both
>>73956068
he used to play basketball, you know
>>73956076
Eifert got destroyed last year
>>73956085
Hes not even that muscular or big, why do people struggle so much to bring him down?
why are the 2 best qbs still sitting I want to see all stars not brees/dalton throwing picks and fumbling
>>73956068
>top 3 in TE yards
>top 10 in TE touchdowns
>half decent run blocking grade from PFF
>pro bowl is basically the 5th - 6th best players at their respective positions
it makes sense to me
>>73956097
FUCKING KEK
FAGBOYS BTFO BY A LITERALLY WHO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
>>73956102
>a running back
>big
You don't know anything about football do you?
>>73956097
>yfw Carson WINst is undefeated in the playoffs and Dak has many more losses
>challenging in the pro bowl
>>73956081
Our TV is weird. After 9pm and before 5:30am swearing is allowed and so we get lots of Gordon Ramsay saying fuck without beeps, however if it's live TV they always apologise.
>>73956097
got to the divisional round though.
>>73956110
A lot of runningbacks are big, do you know anything about football?
>Greg Dropson
Why is Dalt and Brees in the shit bowl? Did they want a close game through ints or something?
>NFC wins in kids flag football
>AFC wins in pro bowl
>Super Bowl: ???
>>73956057
I'm guessing it's not close in Hockey.
>ANdy Reid challenged that
What a fuckin idiot. The Chiefs could have the best team to ever grace the NFL and still wouldn't win an owl with this dumbass of a coach.
>>73956118
Andy Reid just wants a 31,000 dollar bonus
OLSEN YOU STUPID HICK
Nationwide LITERALLY stole my money.
>>73956124
>schedule full of retards
>skip the first round for free because you were fed a bonus retard
WHAT A FUCKING ACHIEVEMENT
How many of the players already spent more than $31,000 on escorts and booze this week?
>>73956126
a lot of todays runningbacks are actually undersized, some are big
why do players get paid more than coaches? a good coach can coach a group of shitters to the playoffs, but a shitter coach cant coach a group of good players to the playoffs.
>>73956126
>A lot of runningbacks are big
Not really, most teams prefer RBs 5'11 and under. It's the shortest position in football.
>>73956149
Probably only 1 or 2, since most of them are mature married men with promising football careers.
>>73956135
>challenged in the pro bowl but is still winning
>didn't challenge in the game vs the Titans and ended up losing
Andy Reid is an enigma
FUCK THE CHIEFS
>>73956153
Long snappers have an average height of 5'10
>>73956037
>>73956057
10 years ago I think whites would have a good shot. The blacks didn't have good QBs (maybe Vick?) and there were a lot of good white OLs.
But now? I don't see how white people can even compete. Their one historical advantage was at QB and now that's basically gone
>it's "I deserve a ring before I retire" mans turn to play QB
thank god dalton is finally out
>>73956076
changed drew brees's career his pro bowl injury
>>73956169
Or in Dak's case "I will get a ring"
>>73956166
Smh
I hate unathletic white "people" lmao
Nerds must not live in the south where whites actually compete
>>73956169
He really does desu. I'd call him one of if not the best QBs to never win an owl. Shoutout to my guy Warren Moon.
VIKING MEMES
based vikings
>>73956180
>best TE is white
>best tackle is white
>best QBs are white
>best DE is white
>best Center is white
>this mad
did those nigga just drop him
lmao
>can't shit post about the AFC being crap after this game
god fucking dammit
>>73956057
How would it be closer in the NBA? Unless you're counting Curry as "white"
>>73956181
I'd go with Romo as best QB to never win the owl
Such a shame his career got trashed by shit teams and shit coaching
>>73956181
I agree with this 100% the Giants should have kept him they would be such a dominant team
>>73956193
The NFC is fucking trash except for the Falcons.
>>73956189
>best DE is white
who?
FUCKING SHERMAN WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A SOFT ZONE COVERAGE NIRFODIS; GMJIRK
>>73956181
>Alex Smeth
>one of the best QBs to never win an owl
stay off the meth cleetus
>the NFC is going to be held to under 10 points in the PRO BOWL
my god what a shit conference
pretty much no doubt the pats are going to win this
>no intentional grounding in the Pro Bowl
So this isn't football
>>73956198
>no matter what the seahawks beat the eventual super bowl winner
this is the real super bowl
>>73956037
Are there even any decent white CBs to cover guys like Julio Jones, Antonio Brown etc.?
>>73956194
delly, tj, hayward, porzingod, zubac, dirk
>seahawks players try hard as fuck
>still lose
'>I always thought I was the good guy
>that throw
>>73956199
take your pick: JJ Watt, Luke Keuchly, Clay Matthews
>>73956209
leave
>>73956199
JJ Watt
MEMES
>>73956201
I was talking about Phillip Rivers, the current AFC QB. Pay attention man the game is on
>>73956189
>all the fat and unathletic people are white
Wow really made me think.
I'm white dumbass, I'm laughing at the white yankee nerds that got dominated by black people, southern whites would never get dominatee by blacks in any sport
>>73956210
>fucking up yellowarrowtext that bad
>>73956208
>white CBs
no such thing amigo
>>73956200
Probably trying to bait a throw in his direction. He does it all the time.
Based Kelce and Chiefs Meme Magic
>faking in the pro bowl
>travis kelce still being a fucking asshat in the pro bowl
>>73956208
>asking a Brit about American Football.
>>73956209
You have to be retarded to think that would be even relatively competitive.
>>73956210
the AFC is trying and most of the NFC is fucking sleeping
>>73956217
sorry, i forgot him since the injury
>A meme play that worked
>>73955838
>probably
DO YOU MEAN DEFINITELY
;-;
>>73956228
Mad
>>73956215
>Clay Matthews
This isn't 2013
>college plays in the NFL
this is why Reid has no rings
NO MOTION ALLOWED WTFF????
>>73956248
this shit goes on all the time in the pro bowl
>>73956244
Southern whites vote republican, much smarter than all you white yankee lib queers
>mfw my team drafts TJ Watt in the 1st round because hes JJ Watt's little brother
>>73956253
Since when did southern people get smarter?
get fucked AFC the NFC is a 4th quarter conference
>farmersonly.com
What the fuck is this shit? Do girls actually think "oh i wish i could marry that farmer and live on a farm and work 12 hours a day"?
>>73956146
>going 13-2 before resting starters because you locked up #1 seed
yes that is a fucking achievement
>schedule full of retards
they beat the Steelers and Packers, runners-up for each conference
Is everyone fapping? Thread is slow
>>73956258
no stupid its for farmers to meet farmers how do you miss the point they drive it home every time in the commercials
>that Texas accent
What is the best accent in the US?
>>73956258
Lol no it's the whole 'country' boy thing. But yeah ain't no way in hell na girl would work on a farm.
>Photoshops porn logo
>>73956253
southern whites can't even understand science
>evolution is a lie!
>global warming isn't real because only G*d can control the climate!
>You can't explain how the tides go in and out!
>the Earth is only 6000 years old!
yeah real geniuses voting for the party of science-denialism
>>73956257
Matt Stafford didn't make the pro bowl tho
>>73956220
>Brady/Rodgers/Gronk/Watt
>fat
go back to bed Cleetus
>>73956278
No matter what do not believe the meme that the annoying southern belle accent is superior.
>>73956220
yes look at all of those southern whites dominating the NBA currently
>>73956256
not hard to be smarter than retards posting cleetus 20 time a day getting baited every time.
>be British
>hear the American ladies love the accent
>visit the land of the free
>not a sniff
>realise I'm ugly as fuck
>>73956318
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
Wew, did God tell you to post that one?
>>73956319
Thats my dad.
>>73956319
They like it for like 5 seconds, but it gets annoying very fast. Sorry lad.
>>73956279
>>73956288
>they dont know that white southerners are all rich, intelligent people
KEK, theres a reason every single white southern player was already rich even before making the NFL-Brees, Manziel, Stafford, McCarron, Cooper, Mannings, Tebow and the list goes on
>kirky kirk
lel why
FOURTH QUARTER CONFERENCE BABY
>>73956328
I only need five seconds mate.
Based Kirk
>>73956331
>southern whites
>rich or even remotely intelligent
Tell that to the trailer park about 100 miles out of town. I'm sure they'll actually believe you.
>NFC tight ends
Garbage
>>73956215
>Luke Kuechly, Clay Matthews
>DE
lel
West coast is best coast
>>73956189
Best G is white, too.
Yanda >> Osemele.
>>73956374
and Kyle Long
>>73956194
porzingis, korver, hayward. parker/ginobli, and olynyk/pachulia as center.
>>73956189
>Forgetting MLB