PRO BOWL GAMETHREAD

First for NFC domination.

It has all the best players in the NFL. This is going to be the best game all season

How do we fix the Pro Bowl?

>>73953434
Make them actually play

>>73953434
Add defense.

>>73953434
You don't. It's complete JUST tier

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>AFCucks think they even have a chance
lmao tbհ

>>73953356
but it is missing the best players in the NFL, those play next week

stream link

http://www.hitbox.tv/melbrooksdota

>>73953288
>a fucking leaf

back to /hoc/

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>tfw your team isn't playing
>and they arent playing next week either

>>73953434
put it back in Honolulu

>watching the pro bowl

ISHYGDDT

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This is going to be a one-sided massacre.

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post yfw the AFC wins

I want to go to a sleep over with Dak and Zeke and play gamecube and N64 games and eat pizza.

>>73953579
You're almost 20 years too late for that.

Sorry your life sucks

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>>73953579
>tfw no friends growing up and a only child

>tfw playing mario party by yourself and crying

>tfw weed tolerance too high

Is the international game pass streaming this?

>>73953593
>playing video games instead of going outside to socialize with other neighborhood kids

Millennial degeneracy at it's finest

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>alex smith is a 2 time pro bowler

>Camping world stadium

They are showing the Pro Bowlers at Disney World now

>>73953602
AOTS

>>73953713
>this flag
>this post

Where is the QB challenge.

BRING IT BACK GOODELL

BRING IT BACK

BRING IT BACK

BRING IT BACK

>>73953625
>Not socializing with neighborhood kids before dark and playing vidya after dark. Sad gen X snowflake.

Who gives a fuck about the probowl

>>73953434
Everyone on winning team gets 5 million in cash and cant be cut for next year if injured in pro bowl

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>>73953579
=3
>>73953593
;_;
>>73953625
=(

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>>73953570

>>73953713
>Tfw this kid is frothing at the mouth over not being American.

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>>73953713


DONALD WAS RIGHT

BUILD WALL

>>73953625
>neglected kids convinced themselves it's good because it's normal
your parents would not have missed you if you didn't come back.

>>73953730
It was on Thursday

>>73953625
>tfw socialized just fine until 5th grade until I started thinking human relationships are a meme and when I ate my fedora it was too late

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>>73953796


this is an American football thread

>not FIFA

>>73953815
>implying anyone will bother with the Pro Bowl

>>73953790
That's not the REAL QB challenge

>>73953817

>he posted in the Prob Owl thread"

>sports movie
>rising up, back on the streets starts playing

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AFC

or;

NFC
?????????????
>i got NFC

>>73953733
>not playing flashlight tag after dark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCkKKebXBHk

EVEN IF I'M THERE THEY'LL ALL

>IMPLY

THAT I MIGHT NOT LAST THE DAY

BUT YOU CALL ME

AND ITS NOT SO BAD

ITS NOT SO BAD

>>73953848
For me, it's the NFC

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excited to see Based Kelce tear up the field and Tyreek the Freak to score on ST

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>>73953869

For me, it's Paul Scholes.

>>73953879
The only thing he'll tear is a ligament. Digits predict it

>>73953434
Put it back in Hawaii
Do the skills challenges on sunday instead of the stupid game. Have interviews and other fun shit to watch the players do.

The whole NFL Draft red carpet thing was fun and interesting. They should incorporate that sort of thing into the pro bowl where its all about the players.

Instead we got short afterthought skills challenges that nobody saw because it was in the middle of the week, and now this garbage ass game that nobody wants to play in or see, in a city that nobody is happy to be in.

>the brees/rivers bowl

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>>73953898
I love how obsessed you are with da Chiefs

>>73953919
Do people actually live in Kansas City?

>>73953888
don't mind me, just checking 'em

zeke looking THICC as FUCK

>>73953955
WTF was he doing???????

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Who else /mildlyhyped/?

>>73953434
Get rid of it

>>73953907
>Have interviews and other fun shit to watch the players do.
>The whole NFL Draft red carpet thing was fun and interesting

You are literally a fucking faggot. cringe!!

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>no better way to cap out our year

KEK

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Matt Prater is gonna win this game.

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I thought this drunk fucker retired?

>Not watching the SAG awards instead of this faggotry

This is not the arts

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>>73954013
hologram

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Name my band.

>>73953982
The NFL is nothing but fawning over coddled celebrities anyways.

If they want ratings, they need to feed into that.

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>>73954019

>drinking dasani
>enjoying my team not havinig any players
>recovering from second round of the flu this year

anything comfier?

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>>73953976
shame fitz isn't playing

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>>73953869
>>73953888
For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

people still watch football in 2017?

> le blue lives matter

FAGS BTFO

do cheerleaders get picked for the probowl?

c-can i see them?

>Muh dead fags

>remembering fags

>Michael bennett might go running back or wide receiver

I want to see this

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>>73954046
Aaaaand saved. Thanks, Bongfriend.

And yes it is, but I'll take nobody but P2 playing now for everyone playing next year. Not that anyone asked me.

PURRRRRRROUS FIGHT

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>>73954059
NO MORE DEAD COPS

>sign language

What is this shit

>>73954050
>mcchicken
>good after they made them smaller and made the breading thicker

They have been shit since 2009 or so

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>>73954062

this stadium is literally a toilet bowl.

tear down the citrus bowl already

>signing a song

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Who /a/ here

>>73954032
AFC DBs

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>watching this shit

Also someone murder this chick she's horrible

>Dak Prescott on Jimmy Graham: "He's a big guy"
What did he mean by this? Is Dak CIA?

>Dolton made the pro bowl

Has science gone too far?

>that voice

make it STOP

I hope you are all ashamed of being Americans tonight. You are now literally a country of oppression.

damn, pretty progressive of the NFL to get a deaf girl to do the anthem for the pro bowl

more like Loser Bowl tbqh

>crowd shot
>the three little white kids with hats off in observance
>two niggers behind them texting and recording

Nice.

> Dak Prescott
> *thinks of rape externally*

>>73954067
they should add a 3rd grade math exam to the skills showdown. i want to see him attempt it

>sign languaging a song

1st time watching "football" here who is the underdog in this game?

EXTRA CRISPY TENDIES

>>73954088

If I score a touchdown will you die?

>>73954081
thank you. shame about the image size.

>>73954097
The girl was recording it desu

>>73954087
I pay for cable, but am watching on an illicit stream to keep the ratings down

>>73954102
its like bad poetry to deaf people

>>73954102
my wife's son is deaf. not everyone is as privileged as you.

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>>73954085
/A/FC here

>>73954104
don't watch this game

>>73954104
the red guys

>>73954094
Calm down Ahmed.

>>73954095
jej

Seriously though that was so out of tune

>>73954104
The Golden State Warriors

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>>73954085
Reporting in.

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>>73954085
that's pretty lewd anon

>>73954123
Who draws this shit

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>>73954050

I got you
>best cheap sammich

>>73954133
talented people.

>>73954122
If he lives here, he should know the words cuck

>>73954074
I've been expanding the gallery of non-suicidal birds ready for next year's owl run

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>no more old navy federalfu

REE I HATE THE NEW BITCH

Wtf kinda language was that?

>>73954124
ins't this the champinship game?

Nobody in the military should ever call anything "so cute"

>>73954143
why would he live in a fascist country?

I want better than that with him. He's in Libya with his father thank you very much.

why do the mcourty twins have commericals when one of them is a probowler while the other one is barely in the nfl?

>>73954156
Well, it is the navy : ^ )

>all these shitty rules

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>>73954145
You're awesome. Strange that a Brit is their greatest ally on here, but its kooky and weird, so I like it.

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>all these rules

>All these different rules

why?

>>73953288
Did the intro announcer just say "no kickoffs" wtf has that always been a rule? I thought I remembered kick returns in the pro bowl

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>>73954150

Stream?

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touhou time

>>73954150
that is next week, this is a cuck game with cuck rules that no one wants to play and should not exist

is that the whole Boys O line?

hahah

>>73954176
>>73954172
even without the rules no one is going to go even close to 50% in this game, remember when shawn taylor laid out that punter then the nfl had him killed? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zhe4qS2o-0)

Yea ppl learned their lesson after that

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is this the pro bwol, or the super bowl?

>>73954156
>actually thinking that people in the military are any different than regular people

Which makes it so much fucking worse when a good percentage get sent overseas to have their minds permanently destroyed.

>>73954094
it started out that way and it will end that way

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>NFSHIT

what is this shit

>dump
>incomplete
>incomplete
LOL

>olsen can't hang on to shit

Lol Dak is so trash

>NFC "receivers"

>>73954192
ah okay thanks
>>73954186
I don't watch this gay sport so excuse me for not knowing you racist fuck

>>73954192
And here you are watching it and posting about it

>Grug Blowson

Dak really let himself go
I wonder if he will suck next year

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fuck I'm bored already lol

>cant even get a first down in the pro bowl
wow. dak truly is amazing

BRING BACK THE BEACH BOWL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXIIW1Bs52M

>Alex Smith is a starter

FUCKING LEL

How awful is the AFC?

>>73954223
>next

>>73954211
>>73954215
>>73954220
that was a shit throw you retards

>le game manager man

>>73954207
>mike tomlin

Its a shame that the Steelers keep his ass around. Talk about inheriting a good team and doing nothing with it.

>Smeth starting QB for AFC

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skeeup

K BALL NOT OURS

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>Olsen is so used to Scam throwing it 5yds behind him that he can't catch a decent pass

how come the players wear different helments does each player get to choose the design tey want to use?

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>these fucking qbs

>>73954217
Go back

Bahaha fucking reid gimmicks

Jesus Christ the AFC is such a fucking meme

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

dat razzle dazzle

>GayFC

WHAT WAS THAT

>>73954219
for meme plays

oh god. theyre trying and failing on both sides. holy fuck

ok time to turn this off wtf
ok time to turn this off wtf
ok time to turn this off wtf

>the city of razzle dazzle

>people paid to go watch mediocre qbs attempt shitty trick plays

this is a shit show

>>73954231
>Damage control

>von Miller already MVP

AFC deserves to lose after that first play

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>>73954242
alex fucking smith.... Really makes you think don't it....

hmmmmmmmm

>AFSHEEEET

jesus christ what is this shit

What the fuck was that? Why is Smeth elite?

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>That meme as fuck play
>Reid

kek I love how you can tell most of the players aren't even trying

christ

1st time watching football here what was the point of tossing it backwords like that I thought the point was to go forwards?

>>73954264
yeah, by cowshit fans

that was all on Dak, Olsen is elite

niggas trynna Madden but then need to fo Blitz

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>>73954255
MEMEZ

More like Andy Meme

AHAHAHA THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT

>Hard counting in the Pro Bowl

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

That run was so apathetic

>last name is literally "cocks"

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>touch football

>having flags in the pro bowl

IT'S THE FUCKING GAY NIGGER REF

I HATE HIS FUCKING GAY NIGGER VOICE SO MUCH

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Let's go blues!

this is literally flag football

>>73954280
u can get points by throwing the ball into ur own endzone. every player has to throw and catch the ball at least once

still kinda cool seeing all these players on the field together

What's worse, Pro bowl or NBA all star?

Take a good look, this is what NFL will look like by 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4uRhoRX94E

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>>73954237
SKEEUP DA DALLAS COWBOYS ARE NOT AMERICA'S TEAM. IT'S LIKE MAH SWEET OL GRANNY ALWAYS TOLD US....IT DON MATTA HA MUCH MAKEUP YOU PUT ON YOU STILL GON GET FUCKED.

Am I the only person here that unironically likes the Pro Bowl and looks forward to it every year?

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is this the first time its full?

>>73954123

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>73954302
Pro Bowl. Without the toughness, football is boring. NBA all-star game is essentially a pickup game.

>>73954308
yes

>>73954302
Pro Bowl

NBA All-Star game can actually get competitive at some point

>>73954288
he has nothing on Ha-ha Clinton-Dix

>>73954302
Pro bowl

>all those Seahawks on the NFC defense

wew

>THIS TACKLING

I just like watching Joe Thomas wreck the DE

>Y 80 LIGHTS OUT
What did Alex Smith mean by this?

>the best QB the AFC could muster was Alex Smeth

just got home, is this shit worth watching?

>watching this instead of the Royal Rumble
Kek

is harrison smith white or super light skinned black?

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>tfw finally get a girlfriend
It's honestly the best feeling in the world. To have somebody care about you. I honestly thought it would never happened but it did. Never and I do mean NEVER give up hope /sp/

>spray tan plays for the Titans
Wut

>>73954317
what the fuck holland

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>>73954315

People can actually go to the game now because it's not in the middle of the fucking Pacific.

>challenging plays in the fucking pro bowl

>>73954302
I dont watch much NBA, but shouldnt an NBA all star game be fun as fuck to watch?
Kinda like watching olympic basketball?

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someone needs to murder alex smith for the good of football

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>challenging

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Did someone say skeeuup?

>>73954308
No

i watch preseason to

>I watch ALL football

>>73954334
only for occasional memes

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>Challenge flag

Fuck off Garrett

>>73954339
How old are you?
How did you meet her?

>>73954317
kys colgate

>refball in the Pro bowl

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What are we eating lads?

>>73953907
Would like to see gruden explain why these guys are important for their team by breaking down footage of them

First time watching Pro Bowl. What is the purpose of holding back on offense.
Why would you pay to watch this?

That ball was out now

>demarco murray's hands

>>73954307
Wuz Shannon a Kang in the past life?

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>>73954336

>watching homosexual man soap operas

>>73954339
If you manage to get that precious snu snu, please do share.

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>throwing a red flag in the pro bowl

>>73954337
White

>>73954353
Espn needs the ad time

Space ghost coast to coast is on, im going to watch that instead.

>>73954360
I ordered around 5 sushi rolls and am also going on a kfc run

(inb4 someone calls me fat I haven't even eaten breakfast today)

>>73954317
300 confirmed kills, etc.

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>>73954360
i mad this lol

>>73954339
How the fuck did you get a gf? How? I'm about to lose hope dude.

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>>73954360
Ah, just cracked open a fresh brewski while chowing down my Grand Mac

>>73954345
No it's boring as fuck if you're an actual fan. Zero defense whatsoever and recently nothing but 3s all game. I'm not even joking, every shot is a 3 or a dunk. That being said you do see some crazy dunks and the game gets competitive but until like the last 10 minutes.

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>>73954339
I hope you don't remain happy for long. You deserve nothing.

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>>73954372
>calling it a red flag

>>73954381
Probably a good idea

>>73954355
25
D&D at my moms sons house.

LETS GO WAGNER

>>73954383
fatty

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GET FUCKED GAYFC

BASED GARRETT

I got my motorcycle license today guys

I have no friends to tell, so I wanted to let you guys know of my accomplishment

>>73954339
The feeling wore off for me within about 2 days. Just try not to think too much about it and you'll be ok.

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who comfy here

and yes i'll be finishing my large pizza alone like a true alpha

>>73954381
Hes interviewing the young jon Stewart before he became a liberal sheep

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>>73954355
I'm about to be 26. We use to work together a while ago and I always had a crush on her. I never in my life imagined the woman of my dreams who I thought about when I jerked off is actually my girlfriend. This feels unreal

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>>73954391

>>73954388
>>73954391
A bagel and a beer, nice.

GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP I TOLD THIS GIRL I"M CRACKING ON TO THAT I"M A CHEF AND SHE"S COMING OVER FOR DINNER IN 45 MIN AND I DON"T KNOW HOW TO COOK OR HAVE ANYTHING IN MY APARTMENT BESIDES CANNED BEANS AND AVOCADOS>>>>

>>73954339
Have you found out how overhyped sex is yet?

kekerooney

>>73954409
Are you going to give your wife's son a ride on it?

>>73954339
>honeymoon period of your first girlfriend

Stop being a faggot, this is how retards get stuck in 3-4 year bad relationships.
A bad relationship is way worse than being single.

>tfw JGarrett and Demarco reunited once again

feels good

bring him back home Jerry

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>BUHT SKYEEP, ITZ LIKE MUH GRANMOFFA ALWAYS SAY

VON MILLER MVP
VON MILLER MVP

>pro bowl where defense plays half-assed
>fumble

>>73954409
im proud of you son

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who you guys think wins the owl

>>73954409
>>73954409
cool beans

what kinda bike you got
used to have a harley shop out back but we're kinda retired now

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>>73954360
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>>73954409
congrats man I too no friends but also no motorcycle license so at least you doing better than me...

>>73954415
Plz stop being obnoxious or I'm gonna go out and get drugs

someone post the sean taylor hit ffs

>>73953288
Elliot is wearing the number 21 and is sporting a darkened eyeshield.

OUR BOY
U
R

B
O
Y

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>>73954360

tfw ate some bad china food and cant stop vomiting
I want to die

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>"The Pro Bowl sucks, but if Thomas Davis is in it this year I guess I'll get his Pro Bowl jersey"
>They didn't make one

>>73954390
All you have to do is show women that you are the man and you can provide and look out for them. Dress nicely. Have a sense of humor and actually be a nice guy (not a pushover pussy but a nice guy who actually cares for them). That's exactly what I did and now I'm with the woman of my dreams

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>>73954432
Stop shilling Skip Bayless' dying "show."

This is just the Dallas Cowboys versus the AFC.

>>73954415
It will end eventually, and you will be broken for years. :^)

>>73954444
QUADS

See that? Don't lose hope manlets

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>>73954412

>>73954339

If she's over 21 years old you fucked up

>>73954447

I was there that year. The only Pro Bowl I've been to.

Still the absolute hardest hit I've ever seen or heard on a football field. That was NFL Blitz shit.

I miss the QB challenge.

>>73954441
New Angland

>>73954421
Order a pizza and put it on a tray

HOL UP

HOL UP

HOL UP

WE RUNNIN THIS TEAM

HOW WILL AFC EVER RECOVER

>>73954471
i don't have a tray and i don't think pizza will get here intime, fuck i'm fucked

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>>73954444

WE'RE

JUST

GOTTEN

STARTED

some idiot told me the pro bowl gets better ratings than the world series LMAO

>>73954457

You should like Shannon, he always stands up for Aaron Fraudgers

>>73954473
So what you be sayin is?

>Alex Smith tries different plays, throws it to different receivers
>Prescott keeps fucking throwing it to Greg Olsen

what team is more stacked, AFC or NFC??
IMO the NFL should give more cap space to the winning conference so they can all play 100% to win

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>>73954453
>>73954415
>everyone "falls in love" with their first
>most people do it in high school and have "high school sweethearts"

>this guy waited till he was 26

When you break up within a few months because you sound like a retard, you clearly are going to be a broken autistic man instead of taking it like a man.
If you were a man, you would have been butting yourself out there and taking rejection like you are supposed to.

Im not sure how people can wait a decade after they are supposed to to start dating.

>>73954453
Be an alpha? But alphas are a bunch of pricks and selfish bastards. What's a pushover pussy?

>>73954409
I hope you get ran over on your meme machine

i want to see bellichick coach a probowl and cheat or use some rule loophole

>Memham Jr

>turn on game
>see the uniforms
>turn off game

How do they chose who gets to coach the teams?

>>73954465
thank you for the (you) friend

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>>73954496
stay in mexico you retard, oh wait, trump is keeping you there whether you like it or not

>OBJ

>>73954487
>a nigga with a womans name defending a gay man
not in my america

Is OBJ still shook?

>>73954503
Maybe it'd make the Pro Bowl fun