NHL All Star Game 2017 - Gamethread #3

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Hearing reports of a late sub.

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>>73952524

REMINDER THAT POOPA RASK SANK THE ATLANTIC DIVISION

What are those dudes throwing?

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>>73952540
we paid him to. No one wants to see busthews there again.

Why are the Pacific such tryhards?

with Finns you don't win

>>73952566
Mu Best coast n' shit

Are there any finns left lmao

>>73952566
>not wanting party money for LA

>>73952579
lel nope

no swedes either

>>73952558
T shirts I think

Jones scores on Jones

>>73952592
I thought there were going dindu

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IT'S NOT FAIR, ATLANTIC BROS. WHY DID WE GET MEME'D?

>not sending mcdavid out vs crosby

They should do NA vs the World again

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>>73952563
I hope the boat on your vodka trip to estonia sinks

hahaha it's hilarious to hear how fed up with Pierre's shit Eddie is.

>>73952609
because >ruins
because finns
because swede "defence"

BOBROVSKY

Is this game for the fucking colorblind?

BOBROVSKY

>>73952609
You had your fun with John Scott last year

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>burns

>jones
pull him!

METRO BOOMIN

>Zelda music

Is there any doubt that the Central should be relegated?

Who here's Metro bros

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FAULK

>>73952647
Scott didn't play for the atlantic

>t-t-the pacific will win

LMAOOOOOOO

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>>73952668

>>73952609
>having busthews
you really should know.

>>73952662
Only the dankest of Memes on Los Chimpuless

>>73952609
Say it with me now:
With Finns you bin

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>>73952668
Ploffs gonna be lit af

>>73952672
Yeah, i realized that the second i clicked on post

>>73952686
>that flag
>that post
B I N N
I
N
N

>>73952686
>"Busthews"
>not Poopa "allow 7 goals" Rask

>>73952700
My Pong nigga

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>bob

MCJESUS

MCMEME'D

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got em

rigged

Got shit on

a literal INCH from being btfo

>>73952741
Fug "good ol Ontario" boys

>>73952686
>if I say Busthews over and over again, maybe it'll come true

Meanwhile, Laine and Rask literally smeared shit all over their games.

McDonagh stil lhas to defend less odd man rushes than in a regular rags game lel

>>73952753
>good ol' ontario boys
that meme is over
ontario has a appreciation month for islam.

Refpuck

>>73952778
>tf

>>73952778
>Finn
Opinion dismissed

Pacificucks on pooicide alert

>Finland lashing out at everyone

refpuck

>>73952778
ontario was elite until it started producing busts like mcmeme

Bob concussed

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>>73952778
Ontario and Quebec needs to be nuked

>>73952795
>expecting any less from mongrel binns
You should know better

NHL confirmed for reptile people

>>73952812
>Ontario and Quebec needs to be nuked
>needs to be nuked
>needs

Your English isn't coming along very well, Chong.

What's everyone drinking?

Just enjoying some overpriced Heineken here.

>>73952851
>drinking

I have to say of all the all-star games the NHL does it the best

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Reminder that Finland is literal hockey cancer

>>73952851
Diet Cherry 7Up my niggas

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>forget about this being on early
>tune in
>some disney faggot is peforming

>>73952851

gonna make myself a peppermint patty shot here soon

1/2 peppermint schnapps, 1/2 chocolate liquer

>>73952851
toilet water

should go to the store soon I guess

>>73952851
choc milk

>>73952874
so early you went back in time like a half hour

>Horvat has 2 goals and 2 assists
Imagine if Gaudreau didn't have to play with a Gaudreau baby like Monahan

>>73952881
>girls on /sp/

>>73952884
patricians choice

>>73952851
Coke Zero

>>73952904
Hockey girls rule

>Bruno Mars

>>73952904

well, if it's true, congrats on actually talking to a girl for once in your life you faggot

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>>73952904
literally me

>>73952927
I talk to my sister every night in bed ok?!

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>>73952846
forgot to remove the "s" after adding Quebec to the sentence.
But of course, the faggot trudeau cuck has to grasp.

>>73952930
marry me?

>>73952930
Nudes or GTFO

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The pacific division is ELITE

someone fucking score

>mcdonalds
>rags

>light grey vs dark grey uniforms
who came up with this shit

GG Metro

That Pacific domination

>rags

metrosexual division getting cucked hard

boy this is exciting and entertaining

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>rags

>RAGS

did kesler just cold shoulder burns twice

>rags

>>73952946
>adds Quebec after writing the rest of the sentence instead of just writing it out properly the first time
>makes a grammatical error as a result

lmao get a load of this literal retard

McDavid a mile off. Nice hockey IQ.

ALWAYS
I KNOW

TURN THE LIGHTS OFF CARRY ME HOME

>review

OH BOY JUST LIKE A REAL GAME

>wasting 5 minutes on an offsides review in the all star game

this system is broken. all of it

>mcmeme

>Mcmeme in charge of not being offside

Pacificfags on suicide watch

>reviewing an all star game goal

nice slow ass stick handling kesler

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>>73952975
>there will never be purple vs green again

Gretzky not only the greatest player but the greatest coach also

>Gretzky cucking McDavid

Now I've seen it all

>>73952975
The >kongs

>own goal

oh yeah it's Mike Smith out there

wtf i hate gretzky now

kekkkkkkk

>SMITH

Cam Atkinson

>Mike Smith is the best goalie of the game
POST CAPATCHA: Or not..

>smith

REFPUCK

Is Mike Smith really the best player the Sparkledogs have

SAY IT AINT SO

>>73953079
Smith is unironically elite

>>73953079
should have sent datsyuk

WHITES BTFO

>tfw I just noticed this was a 3 on 3 format

>>73953088
or pronger

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>Scores on Smith
>Plays Coyotes goal song
KEK

CANT STOP THE WAYNE TRAIN

>>73953079
>>73953063
>>73953047


At least Bubbles is trying to be entertaining

DE

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SSSSSIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR

>>73953117
Leave

Cmon Metro be little less lousy

>>73953117
VOLS

smith is E L I T E

Least dominant line for Metro is the Crosby-Ovi line. Feels wrong to write this.

doughty is terrible

fucking pacific spilling their spaghetti

Faulk is literally stopping all these breakaways.

I'll spoil this for you all:

>penalty shot called in the final minute
>ties the game
>penalty shots
>Crosby only goal for Metro
>Gaudreau only goal for Pacific
>officials concur
>Crosby was using a two-point puck
>Metro wins 2-1

ITSA FINAL COUNTDOWN

>>73953141
No chemistry

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>mfw all the pacifists said the least stood no chance

>>73953141
Metro is shit. Bunch of refpbabbies

>>73953160
Didn't Crosby's two point puck count for Atlantic though?

This is so stupid

>metro taking advantage of the fact goalies can't freeze the puck
trying so hard

fuck you gretzky you asshole

>brayden "no fun" holtby

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>PISSISHIT

>kesler

ahahahahahaha how shit can one be??????

>>73953160
top lel, spot on

you know this is rigged because a Gretzky coached team is winning

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>>73953180
WAAAAAHHHH
I DIDNT TRY
IF I TRIED WE WOULDVE WON

AHAHAHHAAHHA FUCK YOU PACIFIC

>people legitimately thought the NHL would allow a team coached by Wayne Gretzky to lose

>>73953205
Then why did the Yotes suck for so long

>>73953205
Lemieaux is coaching the east, it'sonly fitting

McDonut is elite
McTaters can leave

Is Wayne Gretzky a Jack Adams candidate?

>>73953218
That's my point. He's shit but he's winning because the NHL rigged the winner.

>>73953199

Should've put his little kid out there instead 2bh

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WHAT HAPPENED PACIFIC BROS???

CONNOR MCBLOCKED

REEEEEEEEE

REFPUCK
REFPUCK
REFPUCK
REFPUCK

>McMeme blows it

McMeme fucked up

>>73953205
if it was rigged surely they'd script in a few more goals or funny plays instead of this boring shit

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Why can't they just play west vs east?

lel money for nothing is play8ng

based venue musicians

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METRO BOOMING

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>gretzky and crosby winning

fuck you bettman

>>73953234
Finally played a real team instead of one full of bad Blackhawks players

Which team is going to hire Meme Gretzky as their head coach next year?

My bet is the Panthers, maybe the Golden Knights if they pay enough

Thank god all these multimillionaires won some pocket change

>McMeme
>Pacishit

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>>73953247
LIKE THIS IS A SURPRISE TO ANYONE

>mcdavid

Why is he even on the ice?

I was expecting a penalty shot in the last second like in the coilers/jest alumni game

>>73953244
west would steamroll east.

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HAHAHA west coasts shitter shattered

Here comes the major corporate shill

FLYERS ARE ELITE

BLACKED

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>WAYNE SIMMONS
>MUH DIVERSITY

FUCK YOU BETTMAN

BLACKED

Feel like buying a honda now to be honest

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>Nigger is MVP
Canafags on suicide watch

>>73953253
I was just thinking that Greczcgy has the looks to be a coach

>a fucking Honda
Just what every millionaire has always wanted

WE WUZ HOCKEY

Simmonds is a good boi t b h

>giving millionaires free vehicles and more money.

Do they donate this shit at least?
I hate it when they get prizes. It's stupid.

>get BLACKED by an American

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Bettman couldn't even be bothered to show up

>>73953306
Simmonds is literally Canadian

WE HOCKEY NOW

BASED WAYNE TRAIN

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Diverse

>>73953332
Probably tired of getting booed

good ol ontario boy

>>73953306
keep your racist bullshit in your containment hugbox

Wayne Simmonds had an erection as he was hugging the female executive

>undeserved prizes because of skin colour

That's what the oscars will be this year

>>73953345
haha, just like Doughty

>>73953332
he was interviewed in the intermission.

Caps fan here, I think Holtby should've gotten it but I can't hate on Simmonds. Guy is a great player and does fantastic things off the ice.

>>73953383
As a Pongs fag, I agree

>>73953363
That's the Oscars every year whiteboi.

Flyers should have traded for Hall. God damn it Hextall

>>73953383
he certainly was the mvp tonight

>>73953383
Lifelong kings fan here

Should have given it to cam atkinson

>>73953383
flyers fan here, I'm cool w it.

Atkinson should have won MVP

>crosby and Gretzky only winning because of refpuck

BOY AM I SURPRISED

>>73953418
coilers probably would've taken andrew macdonald

>>73953493
>lefty

No

>>73953323
Probably. Remember Ovi wanted the free car for getting picked last so he could donate it

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Why is he so cute, /hoc/?

>>73953383
Devils fan here, erase the debt

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>your excited sisters, beaming mother, and proud father will never come cheer you on at the 2017 NHL® All-Star Game

>>73953583
Oink oink

>>73953583
>that middle daughter
I-Is she in toronto?

>>73953583
>Auston got all the ugly genes

What went wrong?

>>73953617

he has autism

>>73953583
Man his sisters are hot
Would sniff their assholes desu

>>73953635
Just like a dog?

Maybe it's just that the girls wear makeup so we can't tell they're ugly too?

>>73953583
2>1>3>4

>>73953653

Really makes you think

>>73953583
Athanassiou has also a latina mother

btw Mathews' sisters are fuking hot

>>73953836
Max Pacioretty too

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>>73953617
>imblying

Quote of weekend from Vladimir Tarasenko, when asked about the #NHLAllStar Central loss:

“I really can’t talk about this game seriously.”

>bettman on suicide watch

>>73953957
>tfw to intelligent to meme and answer as if it's a real game that matters

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>>73953583
>race mix with a mexican
>all kids turn out mexican

Cam Atkinson has more goals in the allstar game then Crosby ever has in any allstar game

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Robbed TEBEH

So Now that the pongs are confirmed to repeat this year, what do we do to wait it out and not kill ourselves from boredom