NHL All Star Game 2017 - Gamethread #2

Who can stop the Pacific?

>>73950888
Someone give me a rapid briefing of Cherry's rant.

>>73950908
the metro

reddithawks triggered as fuck

>>73950908
The Penguins

2nd for don cherry bringing the bantz

>>73950908
laine

AT LEAST BIEBER TRIED

Thanks Don

CHERRY VIDEO FUCKING WHERE

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>>73950908
No one, they are going to repeat.

>>73950888
>10-3
Jesus Christ
>yfw Rask stands on his head

HOLY FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER CONFIRMED FOR GOOD ONTARIA BOY

Hockey and all star games just don't go together, what makes hockey exciting is the intensity, this is just horrible. Why not scrap this shit and just give them a mid season break?

>>73950916
Eastern Canada division is about to tear the Metro a new one though.

>game is in quebec which is why im not going
what did don cherry mean by this?

>>73950914
he likes bieber

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>>73950888
nice to see someone using my OC

>>73950767
Its the all-star game. Why would players attempt to injure other players in a meaningless game?

>>73950914
He said he doesn't want to be there because no one is trying and it sucks, and they should be ashamed

>>73950914
THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED ANYWAY HERE WE GO JUSTIN NOW I KNOW HE'S A SINGER TOO LOOK AT THAT EFFORT HE'S GOOD CANADIAN BOY THERE BACKCHECKING I REMEMBER THAT TRAIN

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>The most MEAT N TATERS team wins
J U S T

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>reddithawks

how bad is the atlantic gonna get raped?

also
>cherry loves pitbulls
absolutely nigger

>Don talking about taking a shit

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>>73950914
justin bieber tried more then the nhlers right now
hes right

>trains
>bieber
>torts
>pitbulls

that was a ride

Pitbull comfirmed for best dogs, Don shit talking their owners for being retards

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>muh pitbulls
literally savage animals

Based Faulk gonna show Atl whos boss.

christ don cherry just unloaded
>called out the players
>likes beiber
>hates quebec
>likes pitbulls

gonna be some angry ledditors

Don is based

>>73950991
t. poodlefag

>>73950996
>called out the players
ok
>likes beiber
gay
>hates quebec
ok
>likes pitbulls
gay

are you ready atlantic?

How many goals will Hall score?

>Hall representing the Devils

fucking disgusting
truly

they should have Cammy or Josefson

Can someone give me a quick rundown of Cherry's rant?

ALL dogs are only good as taco or stir-fry meat. anything else is a huge waste of money and effort

pitbulls are for niggers you dumb cucks

Not sure if Don is retarded or just based. Maybe even both. Atleast he got guts to speak up.

Upvote this post with a (You) if you would rather have a DOG on your team then a FINN

Laine is bad imo

>>73950941
yes give up free sponsor money, you should definitely be in charge

>>73950996
reddit is literally pro pitbull.
>dogs dindu nuffin its only the owners
>fuck your facts about dogs literally being bred for thousands of years for specific purposes

>>73951022
see >>73950961

>>73951023
settle down there byun jeong kim

>>73951035

I BIN FINNS ON A DAILY BASIS

>>73951036
they have to lose money on this shit let's be real, the ratings are fucking terrible and on NBC they are playing infomercials, so much for sponsors

>>73951035
(You)

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>73951057
the fucking infomercials are so old they're in 4:3 resolution

>>73951035

>>73951035
>best team in the league is full off finns
hmm really simulates my almonds.

>>73951034
either he doesn't give a shit anymore or he's sentient about it and knows that's the only way to stay relevant

How long til they pit the top 16 enforcers against each other in a one night fighting tournament as a new skills competition?

>>73951057
The ratings don't matter, they make a shitload of money on-site.

>>73951079
they don't even make enough to pay for the use of the arena and players

>>73951073
THANKS for the upboat

>>73951077

there aren't even 16 enforcers in the NHL anymore

>>73951088
they do though

what's this dumbfuck crying about?

Jesus did Doc just start crying?

>chink advertising on the boards
Is the game being played in Vancouver or what?

is gretz gonna start throwing waterbottles when his team loses?

>>73951057
i want to see these infomercials. why is nbc showing me the ASG?

>Tortorella missing because of his dog was not a meme

o wow

>>73951110
bruins have it too

A T L A N T I C

>>73951105
>>73951109
they ran out of soft-serve in the concourse ;_;

>>73951109
>nbc
not even once

price gonna give up like 8

>Bustews won't shoot

>comparing burns to coffey
disgusting

>>73951110
>chink corporations operating in hongcouver
they just buy mansions here and then collect welfare and cpc money

>>73951116
the all star game is on but the commercials are infomercials many times, you won't see that in games with high ratings and lots of ad demand, I could probably buy an ad for this for 50 bucks

>0 goals
shit game

>manletson

Go metro!

>>73951148
run an ad that has bean in it

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>Laine can't even skate backwards

LE 4TH FORWARD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>Pr1ce

>karlsson
>defence
Nice backcheck you swedish fuck

ATLANTIC BELOWWWWWWWWN THE FUCK OUT

Karlsson a shit.

>swedish "defense" man

God i hate karlshit

CHOO CHOO

based McDonough

guys, we should fundraise to get an ad on NBCSN

SIMMMMMMONDS
LITERALLY
SCARS

>karlsshit

I'd bet good money this faggot doesn't have the respect of any of his peers.

spin o ramaaaaaaaaa

He should have shot it with his bbc desu

A FUCKING RAT

Bobrovsky is now my second-favorite goalie.

Bob actually making this fun

Madden spin move

BOOOOOOOOOOOOB

>>73951215

BIG
BOBROVSKY
COCK

>>73951196
id kind of prefer if we stayed obscure

>all those people falling for the ovechkin meme

The amount of people here who hate on Karlsson is dispicable

>this game

Is the Pacific that good or is the central that bad?

>east defense

>TFW OFF THE CASE

Vinny Trochek is the most literally who player on the ice tonight.

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING DEFENSE

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>only Sens representative
>directly responsible for the sole Metro goal so far

>>73951232
>"defenceman"
>can't play defence
Wonder why Sven.

>>73951239
he's actually good though

>metrosexual division

wtf Faulk

>Holtby

they should put Schneider or Bobrovsky

>>73951239
and Okposo

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BASED KUCH

>>73951235
both

>NOT EVEN TRYING TO DEFEND

PLEASE PLEASE GET OFF THE ICE

>>73951232
>dispicable

>>73951239

and frans nielsen, dont forget fucking frans nielsen

>>73951239
>Vinny Trochek
who?

>>73951245
>all-star
>defence

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That fucking Bob spin

>>73951239
That's Horvat or the San Jose goalie

>>73951247
Snes are a fucking disgrace

>>73951239
>>73951239
but thats Horvat.

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>KARLSSHIT

>>73951268
People in Vancouver know who Horvat is, literally nobody knows who Trochek is

>BUSTHEWS

>>73951263

Based Nielsen

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>>73951247

>Cam Atkinson -1
>blow jobs fans actually think he's good

LELMAO

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>mfw Hedman is literally the only defenseman even trying

>>73951268
This is the first time I have ever seen Trochek's name on /sp/

Def a literal who 2bh.

>this shitty banter

>letting the nig score twice

>>73951290
do you realise this is only an All-Stars game right? With no point interest, right? Nobody's playing that hard, the game is in good fun

admin kick simmonds

>>73951268
justin "literally who" faulk

B L A C K E D

>letting le net front man get all these goals

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KARLSSON WTF. SEND STONE NEXT YEAR PLEASE.

>Simmonds affirmative action goals

>Carey Price in charge of not moving for one whole second

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reeeeeeeee

CAN'T FLIM FLAM THE SIMM SAMM

DAT HEART

>>73951247
>be Karlsson
>force to play with Okposo and Nielsen
> /hoc mad he doesn't give a shit

>Karlsson
>Laine

>Scandanavians

>>73951309
Faulk is an Olympian

BLACKED

craig anderson's dying wife is a better defenseman than karlsson

>Atlantic getting BLACKED
Pottery

>>73951333
and still nobody knows him. Sad!

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SIMMONDS

>Matthews

>bustthews

>Matthews

>>73951291
>Implying Matthews is elite

>>73951333
And also snubbed for the WC because they forgot he existed

>>73951328
Good post

>BUSTEWS

See Memetthews choked but at least he went back on the play and didn't allow a breakaway like Laine did multiple times

>Autism Matthews

>>73951339
Donald why are you on /sp/ watching a meme hockey game

AHAHAHAHAHAHA BUSTHEWS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>Auston and Laine embarrassing themselves at an ALL STAR game
Nice meme

>AUSTON MATTHEWS

>>73951355
Fuckign tryhard lmao

>>73951347
Didn't mean to respond to >>73951291

Matthews feeling the pressure now. Six more fuckups and he'll match Laine's total.

>bustthews

>Mathews

also

>Price disregarding goalie movement rules

does he even know he's suposed to move in the trapezoid?

>MATTHEWS

>>73951359
I let all my new friends do that hard work. Very many very good classy people.

>>73951355
>b-but Laine is g-good defensively

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ELITE

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>MFW BOLTS TAKE CONTROL OF THE ASG

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KING KARL REDEMPTION

>>73951364
not even laine emmbarrased himself that BAD. THAT WAS BRUTAL.

>metropoolitan

is the kongs goalhorn the worst in the league? it just sounds plain disgusting

>>73951388
Short hair really does not suite Hedman

>>73951388
Fuck it's Duthtin Bwown's doppelganger

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YOU JUST GOT KARLSSON'D

KARLSONN PESSIMISTS BTFO

YEEEEEEES


FUCK YOU ATLANTIC

>>73951404
>suite

apparently a grade school education didn't suit you

>>73951403
It seems like a lot of teams have gone for the "make it annoying as fuck to trigger opponents" meme

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>Only people scoring are Swedes and Blacks
Name a more iconic duo

>hitting someone in an all star game

lmao

>>73951404
That is very true

>>73951407
That is very true

>>73951412
>snes fans are actually this fucking buttblasted

KEK

>Playing Harry Potter theme at Hawkey game

>>73951426
This is a good post
also
>playing the fucking harry potter theme

Marchand has already taken atleast 2 dives this ASG. Sad!

Apologise

>putting Ovi and sid on the same line

They hate eachother. It's not going to work.

>>73951426
ebony and ivory

>>73951426
Cherry and Alzheimers

>pric3

>>73951403
It's a train horn...

What's the format?

matthews and laine really dont belong here

>>73951436
(You) are the one most looking buttblasted desu

>all three Metro goals have been direct results of shoddy swedish defense

Meme.

>>73951426
parkinsons and a grand piano

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Ayyy Tavares
can't wait for him to be reunited with pk in nashville

>>73951426
me and you :3

>price has 1 save

is he, dare i say it, elite?

>>73951474
>pr1c3

H O L T B Y
O
L
T
B
Y

H O L T B Y
O
L
T
B
Y

>>73951474
1 more than dubnyk at least

next period:
3 goalies for each team
1 player
shootout rounds

>>73951469
This is actually plausible.

>>73951500
haha le ebin upvoted!!

>>73951495
Dubnyk was playing the GOAT pacific though, not a fair comparison

>Both teams have already equaled the Central's output

>>73951515
he let in like 5 goals

>>73951513
>implying I'm making a joke
you know bettman would do it

>>73950936
>kesler
Why?

>>73951458
they could use train brakes and it would be better desu

>>73951501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsYO1a-Vupo
it must happen

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Any ontario fags here? Have you ever eaten at Kelsey's is it good?

Simmonds is ELITE

Also that stadium series commercial was so fucking biased towards the penguins

>>73951527
Price would have let in 10 against the pacific

>>73951531
don't worry, it was his kid actually playing

>>73951529
xD

Will Rask redeem Finland?

>>73951552
Nothing can redeem Finland at this point.

>>73951538
played with Josi during the lockout too

wayne gretzky looks like a cat

>>73951552
yes
he is also redeeming himself

He is literally the only reason sometimes why the Bruins won a game.

why don't they just have the alumni play the regular all-stars

>>73951539
we had kelseys in alberta, it was ok

>>73951552
>finland
>redeemable

>>73951531
because he's having an amazing season, 18 goals, top 10 faceoff, leads the line that has the best possession stats in the league by far, selke favorite

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is holtby....

dare i fucking say it.

/elite/?

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>>73951562

FUCK YOU CROSBY YOU WILL NEVER BE ELITE LIKE SIMMONDS

Matthews > Laine

GODTHEWWWWWWWWWWS

MATTHEWS REDEMPTION

>>73951579
HAHA FUCK NO

>everyone just stands around
>randomly fling the puck in the general direction of the net
>it goes in

nice "sport"

REDEMPTION

BTFO:
LAINE
FINLAND

>holtbust

>>73951572
>Finland
>in need of redeeming

>here, let me save it by kicking my leg up
MOVE YOUR FUCKING BODY

>finnish goaltending

TAGOATES

>Rask

>Atkinson and Tavares

Name a better fucking duo

I told you that Mathews was the best

this sure is entertaining

>>73951602
>rask letting in softies
Think again Pekka.

>Rask
>Laine

Just fuck off already, Finland. Stop ruining this for everyone.

>>73951617
>sportslogos

>rask
>finnish goaltending

>finnish goaltending

>Tavares trying so fucking hard in this meme game since it's the only time he'll have more than 5 people watching him play

Have all the black players scored now?

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>matthews scored
HOLY FUCK SOMEONE CHECK ON LAINE GET THE RAZORS OUT OF HIS ROOM NOW

Pooland

>Finnish goaltending

lmao

>The city of Tukka Rask

>Finnish players
>In any year

Tavares filling in for crosby's goals

see how tavares is good with decent line mates?

can anyone even imagine what it must be like to be Finnish?

>Finnish goaltending

Jesus christ put Price back in

>finnish goaltending singlehandedly eliminating the Atlantic

Really, Finland?

Really?

>rask

>finnish players
Not even once.

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>RASK

It's insulting to call this hockey.

>finnish goaltending

who's that lesbian coaching the metro's?

this game needs neither coaches nor refs lmao

>finnish players

lol

jesus christ binland. Can we put GOAT Price back in?

HOLTBY IS GOD.

Finland sucks, glad we gave them their country back.

>rask

DEVILS

H O L T
O
L
T

Tuukka Risk :D

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based Rask having fun

hello where are the memes :DDDDDDDDDD

H O L B T Y

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>atlantic

Wow this literally sucks balls.

>>73951709
your country is the only meme my yellow friend

>finnish anything

JONES GOAL

FUCK YOU RASK
FUCK YOU BOSTON
FUCK YOU FINLAND
YOU FUCKING RUINED THE ATLANTIC

>BUSTHEWS
>MERDECHANT

H O L TS
O
L
T
S

>Finland ruining the allstar game.

>only two periods
thank god

Holtby is literally oe of the best goalies right now, rightfully in the all-star game

>Croscussion and Ovechbust

>Finland
>i
>n
>l
>a
>n
>d

DON'T STOP THE PARTAAAY

>>73951740
you know you could just not watch you fucking autist

>>73951740
why do you have a tripname

Never thought i'd do it one day but....

>Ovechkin
>Crosby

>>73951750
I had to watch after that cherry outburst

>Holtby

pacific would fucking SHIT on these teams

Complete the following sentence: "With Finns, you _______."

>nielson and okposo combined for 1 assist and are both a -3

They have to play like it's an actual game to even keep up.

>>73951775
Bin

>>73951768
No one is even trying you fucking dunce.

this is like an alumni game but with players who haven't retired

sid and ovi getting EXPOSED

>Marchand being selfish because he's galled that Holtby stoned him so many times

>>73951775
win :)

>>73951789
lel

what a great deke

>>73951802
.

>>73951802(You)
(You)

>ovi refusing to pass to crybaby

FUCKING RASK
FUCKING BOSTON
REEEEEE

>Faulk does something

At least we can all agree the Central is shit

also

>Rask

>Atlantic has the finnish goaltending handicap

How is this even fair?

Trottier is still playing??!

>>73951802

Crosby scored his first ever goal in a all-star game.

>>73951802
They actually play D when sid and Ovi on the ice.

Somebody get that sid face pls

>>73951826
>ovi
>not a crybaby himself

lol

>>73951802

No hits? No fights? This blows

>>73951835
and it only took 11 years

kek

KEK

Rask>Price

>>73951775
excedrin

>Make a pizza to go full comfy
>Start taking pizza out of oven, looks nice and crispy
>Middle falls through oven racks, mess and smoke everywhere, burns on fingers

Kill me now /hoc/

Crosby with the least effort goal ive ever seen

>>73951840
>"american" """""""appreciaiton"""" of hockey

>>73951857
hate when this shit happens

>>73951830
Laine sabotaged Central

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>>73951857
>Tfw BBC delivery masterrace

>>73951851
Literally untrue

>>73951857
how is that even possible?