messier is a hack edition
go pacific
>lifelong rags fan
lmfao
Unnecessary thread but Eastern Canada division best division
>nhlel
>least
>crosvechkin
who can stop them
http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2017/01/28/crosvechkin-bitter-rivals-alex-ovechkin-and-sidney-crosby-become-best-friends-during-all-star-weekend/
This intro is so cringey
what a shit CROWD only cheering for their boys
Nashville was way better
>>73949341
two threads
double the shitpost ouput/60
>tfw possible 87-8 action
>la cheering for keith
lmfao
>>73949365
agreed. the music and presentation is completely flat
>>73949392
ten years ago i would have cared but both are so beyond their prime its a joke tbqhfams
>All Stars weekend in LA
>players from other teams who got the most cheers are Subban and Simmonds
Really makes me ponder.
A T L A N T I C
go central
>Laine announced
>dead silence
>heard more noise during 9/11 moments of silence
>>73949398
theyre booing i'm pretty sure
I'm ready to see Pavelski, Burns, Jones, Fowler and Kesler get boo'd into oblivion by LA "fans"
>>73949374
LA is probably the worst sports city if you consider the size. It will be interesting to see who does worse between the knights and the new LA football teams.
>all these b list actors spilling spaghetti
>Cheering division rival
>Not taking the Oilers seriously
kek
rude t b h
classless fans
is Bobby "Hitler Had Some Good Ideas He Just Took It A Little Too Far" Hull at the arena?
>>73949374
Nashville fans get into normal games too. LA is just too casual for that.
what a crowd lmao
The black and white jerseys are pretty nice tbqvhwy.
LA didn't deserve gretzky desu
should have traded him to the seals instead
striim?
>>73949468
hes been sighted around LA all weekend randomly beating women in the streets
Based Skinner should be here.
>Booing your own team's player
Are Kongs fans retarded?
>>73949488
the numbers are disgusting on all the jerseys
>>73949476
The should've snuck a sheep onto one of the teams to appeal to the New Zealand audience.
Wow Ovechkin looks old as fuck
>>73949459
>implying LA knows Edmonton is in their division
>>73949496
sports-night dot eu
or if ure canada http://www.cbc DOT ca/sports/hockey/nhl/hockey-night-in-canada/all-star-game-live-stream-desktop-1.3951361
>no cheers for crj
disgusting people in LA
i hope an earthquake swallows you whole
holy shit what the fuck happened to Carly Rae
>>73949531
shut up, adan
I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU
DO YOU LIKE ME?
CAUSE I LIKE YOU
Get this girl outa here and put in Jimmy.
>canadien anthem
>on us soil
holy fuck were cuck bros
>>73949515
Some salt mixed with pepper
I personally like it
>>73949499
>12 year old child, will get chocolate milk after game
>>73949535
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W374tWnsk70
>>73949496
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/gx2ZfTsv7C3
>>73949499
So should have pic related, but the retarded ''minimum one player per team'' rule forces deserving players out of the All Stars weekend.
>H-Hey guys r-remember call m-me maybe???
>>73949540
SO CALL ME MAYBE?
did carly rae jepsen get cuter?
so crj is justin bieber now?
>>73949541
Good post
>be woman
>get dyke cut
JUST
>>73949555
uhh her new single is very good please do not make posts like this about crj
>this slow as fuck anthem
Hurry it up bitch this is already taking way too long
Kane's hair is looking pretty full this weekend. Did he get plugs?
>>73949547
>implying chocolate milk isn't the ideal recovery beverage
>>73949555
when did she turn into a dyke
Omg i'm so sorry americans
i woulnd't want to hear my anthem get butchered that badly on national television
>>73949577
He talked to eddy about bosley.
>>73949565
CHEEKY>>73949580
Go Blackhawks boys. Cant wait for Duchene to join up.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wtf i love america now
>You will never fist bump Bobby Orr
>You will never get interviewed by Bryzgalov
>You will never say "Nostrovia" with Ovechkin
>You will never get drunk at a Kessel cup party
Rate, comment, subscribe, or reply if this makes you feel.
I don't think you guys have ever seen an actual dyke haircut
>>73949575
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU
>>73949586
Bosley doesn't do much for the gargantuan bald spot on the back of Edzo's head.
>>73949585
happens at literally every sporting event, I just mute it now
How many burgers just creamed because of how long she just took to sing Oh Freedomland?
Robinson's a big guy
Always though every good hab player was a manlet
>>73949580
Did she get Cyrus'd?
>>73949595
This
>nhl
>Gretzky coaching
Metro on suicide watch
>jagr having 'nam flashbacks
People in LA can't even count
what the fuck this puck drop
>>73949499
>You will never drink the same chocolate milk that Skinner drinks.
Why live?
>that poorly orchestrated puck drop
w-why didn't anyone want to talk to Felix the cat? :(
>geriatrics in charge of calculus
WHAT WAS THAT PUCK DROP
OH LORD
>Jagr standing among the old guys
lel
>>73949599
>>You will never say "Nostrovia" with Ovechkin
>>You will never get drunk at a Kessel cup party
I just wanna go and shoot myself in the head now.
>booing Fowler
now you've gone and done it kongs fags
>>73949610
I threatened my TV with a firearm.
Whos #4 in the bruins jersey
>>73949630
>>73949641
Metro walking away with the W, why even try the rest of the league?
>>73949657
Brad Marchand
>2017 playing indoor hockey on spring
>not being out in malibu on this hot af day stylin on sloots
they didnt even tell them where to start counting down from
>>73949657
lmao
I wonder if Simmonds is gonna use his bbc to take a slapshot
>>73949657
>>73949551
>>73949528
thansk
>>73949667
You have to build that wall to keep me out
>>73949667
>Sweden is Finnish clay
DAS RITE
>Le token Black man on HNIC
>>73949647
>you will never sing this song with Ovi, drunk at a party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKOoNQy_geo
Why the fuck is Subban pronounced Suban and not Subban
>>73949657
>>73949673
honestly the worst ever all star organisation i've seen
should have done it in las vegas less biased and more intelligent fans
prob going to do it next year
Yawn. Wake me up when the worstern game is over.
oh god so nobody is going to actually try again?
great ""allstar""" showcase
>smiff in net
>>73949718
English is a pretty dumb language honestly.
Why did they split up Burns and Pavelski?
Kongs fans must be incredibly conflicted right now.
Is it the old all-stars playing right now?
Hey adan, can you stop spamming /heem/?
whats the significance of this shit game?
what do the winners get?
>strongest division for more than half a decade
>load up team with 4 players from one team instead
This will never not be fucking hilarious.
>>73949764
some money
Is Subban hurt?
>>73949764
a million dollars split up and taxed to fuck
>>73949764
A million dollars
>implying any allstar game isn't shit
>>73949769
>strongest division for more than half a decade
Incorrect
>whore fat
Post audience-members faces when Fowler gets a hat-trick
>>73949764
Its more for the fans
>white gloves
HNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
CAM AMERICA BABY
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Kongs fans on suicide watch lel
>>73949778
he had a spinal injury
won't ever be the same imo
Oh, tumbles.
FOWLER
>>73949787
AND HERE WE GO
>tfw predicting the future
>SHITCAGO
>>73949769
Which are you talking about?
>>73949398
lel they'ren't even trying
>crawshit
>tumbles
Why is a crustacean in net? Crawford is garbage. Is poodreau resting his Vezina winner?
Time to put in the other goalie
Go Ducks! They have too many defenseman.
>yfw Pacific repeat at the All Star
PULL CRAWFORD
GOTTA GET HIM OUTTA DER
>crawshit
i hope this carries over to the rest of the season desu
>crawdad
Shoulda sent darling.
>cr4wford getting jeered
>put a bunch of shitty Blackhawks on the team
>lose because of them
What did the NHL mean by this?
holy fuck crawdaddy is shit a goaler
>the chants
kek
KEK
>crawford chant
>>73949778
>dive and lay on the ice for a full minute
that was a pretty sick move
>Crawford is elite they say
>Price's backup at the world cup over Holtby
>"Should be the starter. Price is shit"
Nice """"goalie"""" you have there hawks
>go to bathroom
>missed both goals
Is the pacific division ELITE?
wtf I love LA now
>sending Crawford instead of Saros
>CRAWFORD
what happens when hockey players lose ther teeth?
do they get implants?
do teeth grow back?
carter looks like trash
Canadian """goaltending"""
>>73949854
>put a bunch of shitty blackhawks on centenial list
>list loses credibility because of them
What did they also mean by this?
>laine
>laigay
Laine absolutely embarrassed by Gaudreau.
Jesus Laine is fucking awful
>>73949883
They get temporary implants that they take out during games and then get full implants when they retire
>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE
Is Central division the worst division in the league right now?
>the Central can't take a puck away from a player two on one
>>73949883
get fakes after they're done playing. Go without in the mean time.
>what do you mean, this is lame?
>Smith literally doing nothing
>>73949876
Divisions named after oceans are SHIT.
>>73949883
>do they get implants?
Probably after they retire
>do teeth grow back?
Are you retarded?
>carter looks like trash
Look at Burns
>>73949883
normal tooth replacements get bolted right onto the bone and are real hard to get out
hockey players get real loose ones that fall out easily so they do less damage
then when they retire they get permanent ones
>Smith is so bad Toews scores on him
lmao
>sm1th
>>73949924
You're right. He did nothing on that goal.
>getting scored on by Chicago
dirty fucking shot from Tazer
>laine
they should have pulled the plug.
>>73949917
that would be the atlantic
Smith got tazed.
what the fuck am i watching
Rumor is Crawford missed the NHL Top 100 by 3 votes.
>Letting a top 100 nhler score on you
HUMBLE AF F.AM
>Jonathan "20 points at all star break" Toews scores
>>73949883
>do teeth grow back?
only if they play for the sharks
>>73949876
is cockona elite?
>>73949924
Smith was still day dreaming after 5 mins of nothing
I wanna see Smith pull a Roy and score on a breakaway
>Johnny Poodreau
why is even playing, bringing down the team
So pretty much last year was a fluke and 3v3 does not automatically make the ASG worth watching. This is not good hockey so far.
>letting someone from winnipeg score on you
and that's why you're on Arizona
also ads during the all-star game?
seriously bettman? ure lucky beliveau dead so we can't make him commish instead of you
>>73949883
>do teeth grow back?
>>73949957
Him being on it invalidates the whole fucking list
>>73949791
dusty desu
Laine benched.
>tfw no john scott this year
How can you compete with dat heart
>LÃ¥jne
>>73949972
The only redeeming factor of last year was John Scott. This year is the same shit but without him. What did you expect?
>Donny Chery
I want to fist that ginger in the AT&T commercial with an immersion blender.
>>73949977
I'd guess we're within a decade of total tooth regeneration with stem cells.
>>73950000
FINNS BTFO
>>73949972
needs more scott
>Crowshit
I wish i wasn't used to this, but i'm used to this.
dat fucking mcdavid
>>73950001
Seems like they were skating harder though even in the games without him
MCDAVID BTFO LAINE
>>73950000
Finland loses again
>game starts at 3:30
>just remembered now
>1st period still going
wtf? are these full 60 min games? how is it only the 1st?
is mcdavid elite?
Fuck, i thought 3v3 and a million buckaroos would make this more exciting but they're half-assing it like before.
>Laine
This may be controversial but they should have pulled his feeding tube when he was in a coma TEE BEE H
>subban in charge of leadership
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
MICK DAYVID
I can't even tell if Craw is trying or not this's how he always plays
>>73950023
The final will be competitive. ~~$850K for each player on the line.
3r4w4d strikes again
>>73950030
20 minutes and they switch ends at half
>cr4wshit
ahahah
>Cr4wford
>>73950030
i think 3 10 minute periods
>crawshit
Literally doesn't belong here desu.
>crawford
WEW
>>73950030
Puck drop wasn't at 3:30, they did a bunch of ceremony shit first
>>73950030
It didn't start on time
>reddithawks
>>73950030
took ages to start because of team introductions and anthems
>>73950030
It took a while to announce 143 players
>>73950010
That's not the same as adult teeth growing back on their own
>CR4WFORD
holy fuck get Crawford out of there
>4 trash players from the blackcawks
that's what the central gets
>johnny manlet
when will he learn?
>poodreau
How could Blackhawkz even win a stanley cup with this goalie
>>73950067
>LA hockey fans
>getting absolutely shit on at the asg
will crawford need therapy?
>chitcongo
the lock out can't come quick enough
hopefully the next commissary will set up decent all star games
>manlets
NEVER EVER
>>73950000
Digits confirm Laine's meme shitter status
Jesus Suter is a fucking machine.
>laigay
ayy
Pacific isn't even good, tons of missed passes. Crawford is just trash.
>Laine
>Gaudreau
lol
As a Blues fan, I just want to say: Fuck the Hawks, now and forever.
>laine
Laine needs to retire.
>>73950089
I dont think you know what a lockout is.
>>73950000
HOW CAN FINLAND RECOVER?
>poodro and poorvat on a breakaway
WEW
>>73950100
Central can't stop giving up breakaways
>>73950082
Bettman
>Mike Smith just leave the net and try to score as a forward
>crawshit
lol?
central is such a joke
>Laine fails deking a dman that doesn't even try 5 times in a row
>>73950102
>As a blues fan
I'm so sorry. Cubs on the NHL
crawford was secretly implanted to give the home team a bye to the next game
>>73950117
i meant that i hope bettman will get fired afterwards
i thought the hawks were a dynasty
is Crapford even trying?
>>73950066
I don't remember saying it was the same.
>Crawford
crawfor5
DREEEEWWWWWWWWW
>craw5hit
Back to Mestis Laine.
>>73950125
i was thinking he should have the d man cover for him
I know it's just a meme game and players are only putting in half effort but the central is just bad lmao
hes_already_dead.png
is crawford dare i say it, finished?
Crawford and subbanned playing like actual shit and not joking
>>73950138
OK you definitely don't know what a lockout is.
>corey crawdudey
>>73950156
On suicide watch atleast.
Tfw to intelligent to watch exhibition hokkei
>canada
>>73950141
Why did you think that?
Why the fuck do the blackcawks have 4 fucking players? Look at how garbage they are
Kind reminder that nothing is impossible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jK21DKe0vk
>>73950133
>comparing a division to buttman picking players based on their ability to boost horrible TV ratings
Buttman was a mistake
>>73950197
delete
CRAAAAW FOOOORD
>>73950168
ah what is then i didn't get any of that sweet american education
>>73950189
because that's Buttman's narrative
>GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION >GOLDEN GENERATION
If Saros was in goal Central would be up 8-0
STOP BULLYING LAINE
>>73950195
$$$
>>73950195
>th-th-the hawks won a couple cups in recent years. clearly this means their players are automatically all-stars, r-r-right?
Laine traded to Metro during intermission
>The Blackhawks are a dynasty
>>73950209
Youre also new to the sport of hockey.
>>73950189
becuz THREE CUPS
TOP ONE HUNNID best players of ALL TIME
>>73950222
Good goaltending doesn't create good offense
>>73950207
I will, if this post gets at least 10 replies
>>73950238
>Canadian education system
>couple=3
>>73950250
>one of those cups during a shortened season
what a meme 'dynasty'
See, they're playing tight now.
>Shitcantgoal
Comfy
>>73950267
>Never even defended their Cup win
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""dynasty""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>73950208
I thought you travel between the US and New Turkey regularly. Why didn't you come to LA for the allstar game? Was your visa denied?
>>73950252
He inspires his teammates to play well
DUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBB
dat defense by mcdavid
DUBSSSS
>put in a real goalie
>start playing well
HMMMMMMM
>McSecondary chokes on two breakaways in a minute
dub:
>dw guys i'll just put the team on my back
>put players from loser teams line minnesote loserpeg and dallas
>lose
well duh
Dubnyk for vezina
nice backcheck kesler
>Dubnyk singlehandedly saving the shitshow that is the Central division
>>73950288
I'm coming back in a month or two, famalam. But why would I fly out for a stupid cash grab like this? It's not the playoffs.
*SMACKS LIPS
wooooooooooooh pk
sweet hands
WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN @
Jesus the central is garbage. Leaving Dubnyk out to dry. At least the giraffe came to play.
Subban should not be here, he has been shit this year.
SUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIEEE
how didn't he make the top 100 list?
>>73950265
A couple is 3... you cant forget to count the customary bull in all canacuck relationships
LAINE DEFENCE
LAINE
A
SHIT
>Laine fucking up and causing a goal against
>AGAIN
Finland should be banned from /hoc/ for how wrong they are
>>73950323
>dub having to make up for the chiraqi line giving up so many goals
WTF I LOVE MANLETS NOW
>finnish hockey
Central BTFO
>mild
Pacific will win it all 2bh
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LAINE IS TRASH
>continuing to put Laine out there
What did Boudreau mean by this?
It would appear that Laine got konked by mccabe just a tad too hard
The blacks have such good stick handling skills
>Cam America
>Johnny Hockey
>Bo Scorevat
>On the same line
The Central had no chance.
>>73950374
>his lips follow the curve in his visor
everytime
>the music is too loud
>MacKinnon doesn't pass the puck
>why are pacific backchecking
>this ice is too slippery
>I wish Ehlers was here
Gaudreau can't pass
shit, learn to link in the main you guys. You guys, seriously.
>>73950354
lol
Someone gif that chink kid in the >kongs jersey
>no team can stop the Pacific from repeating
Why does the Central even exist?
will laine ever hit the net?
Central is actually good when Shitcago and Laine aren't out there. Too much incompetence to overcome though. NHL rigged this against them with those poor choices.
>chiraqi players
lmao
>>73950403
hey no bully
the only one that is allowed to be bullied is >Laine
Kane hasn't been THAT good since he raped that poor girl
>>73950396
>The draft pick that saved Winnipeg
>Laine
Embarrassing.
>>73950410
to milk money from delusional minnepedos
>letting Poodreau score on you
wew Mild are done after this, Dubnyk's confidence is shaken now
>lackhawks
Bettman will not be happy with this
>bustrik laine
>>73950399
pay denbts
>>73950410
Fuck off, I could ask the same about edmonton
>le 4 1st overall picks team
>laine
damn that carter + dr pavel
i was expecting a shit low effort game and i got that
but there have been some sweet goles
>tfw smart enough to be a Kings fan
>>73950429
He was the best player in the league last year.
reminder that finland was a mistake
for the non blackhawks players, this is the biggest game of their career. for the blackhawks, this is a vacation and time to troll around for fun
>chiraqi damage control
lmao
>>73950448
>thinking I cheer for a shit team
Wew lad.
>>73950447
this isn't funny. a lot of people are suffering. But what would you know about that? It's easy to be spoiled and confident when your parents buy you eve5rything without holding you accountable for something.
>>73950459
>cheering for a team that won't make the playoffs
>>73950468
Is a meme team better than a shit team?
>Subann can't even count
V L A D D Y
Subban is the least black black man in the world.
>shorks
we /comeback/ now?
>ooga booga where da white womens at
what did pk mean by this
>>73950468
>A team that lost to Calgary
COMEBACK BOYS CENTRAL?
>>73950468
What did you think about the Phaneuf trade?
>>73950481
Definitely.
When will Finland take responsibility for pushing the golden generation lies?
>>73950429
He won the art ross, ted lindey, and the hart the season right after he raped her...
>>73950465
>"T-th-hey just d-on't c-care"
>>73950479
>Being a casual bandwagon fag
Kys
>no penulty for throwing the stick
RIGGED
TARAS
A
R
A
S
>>73950460
>what is "trying to influence the jury"?
>dubnyk
wow this is pathetic
stop this rape
CENTRAL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>le fahnny negro man
Can we all just agree that Laine is fucking blowing it for his team and that he will never recover from his career ending brain injury
>dubnyk
Kesler scarrr
>centroll
>pk rapes mcdavid
REFPUCK
>>73950479
>Bandwagoner
American "Fans", Golden State Millennial ftw, amirite?
KESBOSS
Why was Subban molesting McMeme?
>McDavid prisonraped by BBC against the glass
Mackinnon just gave up on Laine
>nobody told the central to play defense
I mean, i know the game means nothing but this is just fucking embarassing, at least look like you are trying
>team has mild players
>lose
explain this definition?
>Laine again
glad this bust is being exposed on national TV
>Central
>even his own linemates wont pass him anymore
wew laine
>laine's """"""""""""""defense""""""""""""""""""""""
isn't there some mercy rule?
>centr9l
>getting scored on by a cantpucks player
Pic related is Dubnyk's confidence
>>73950541
>pk showing off way away from the play
>gets scored on
classic
>laine backchecking
Sorry I ever defended binland
>cent10l
>All Pacific skaters have scored
So this is why the Wild look so good. Fucking division babies.
>>73950563
>mild one of the best scoring team in the league
>only have one skater
Bretty much btfo
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
every shift with this shit
can central be banned from hockey?
redditnyk is getting exposed just as bad as crawdad
10 now
just
>minnesota goaltending
ahahahahaahahahahahahahaha this is the future stanley cup winner????????
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE
>chiraq line gives up another
lmfao
I'm so sorry you had to see this...
Pacific division is ELITE
CENTRAL BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Laine is still concussed age should be in a hospital stop the game STOP THE GAME
>>73950563
chiraqi damage control is sad
>chirape's top 100 line gets scored on by a manlet
AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
2 minute periods when?????
Atlantic division should've picked the Central division as their first-round opponent, 2bh.
>>73950603
This is what happens when you don't bet on the manlets
>no Saros
>no Arvidsson
>no Ellis
I don't know how they expected to win
>Secan't
lmao how bad is seguin
>mike smith is better than everyone in the central
>>73950633
>Weber and Price vs Subban and reddithawks
I would have been okay with this.
>Laine
>laine
I just realised it's 3 0n 3.
nice hockey thought
>laine
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LAIGAY HOLY SHIT
>Laine
you guys haven't seen nothing yet
wait until wayne gretzky starts coaching
>laine
LAINE IS A BUST
>Laine
>>73950655
>Mike Smith is an All Star
LAINE IS SO BAD OH MY GOD
They most of told the pacific to let the central get a goal
>lie nay
All these posts Laine is hitting must be aggravating his concussion symptoms
>>73950673
Hard to believe even he could out do Boudreau in the poor decisions today.
>>73950691
Are you 12?
>laine
this is the worst, most unwatchable shit ever. regular kongs games are more entertaining
Suprised that Laine didnt shoot the puck in his own net
>Laine
>Laine
>Laine
>Laine
Time for the relevant divisions to play each other.
>>73950673
>coaching
from the level of seriousness right now, do you think there exists any level of real cocahing in a game like this?
LMAOing at the IDEA of your existence
>NHL advertising the Ruins
>>73950713
he'd miss LMAO
How many assists to Ovi will he have?
>post clearly joking comment about Crawford getting lit up in meaningless exhibition game
>get downvoted to hell and yelled at by triggered hawks fans
It really is as bad as you guys say
>>73950710
Honestly a hurling match between North Korea and Palestine at the Special Olympics would be more entertaining than that was
>Central getting exposed by a manlet and a Cantpuck
Just relocate them to Quebec already
>>73950750
Now you know
>3v3
>2 periods
>0 hits
this is awful and I'm not even watching this shit
none of my usual sites are even bothering to stream this shit
>>73950733
>implying gretzky isn't cursed
>>73950759
hey, I like hurling!
>>73950750
LMFAO JUST RELOCATE CENTRAL DIVISION TO ANTARCTIC DIVISION
>>73950750
Screencap please. Need some keks.
>mommy wants to drive like a mother
top kek, she's adorable
I 'm giving her a chance to be with me, seeing as the day is for fun
Honestly after that outing every central team should be banned from playoffs and give those extra spots to teams that actually deserve them.
>>73950743
>>73950750
>literally going to reddit
wow anon wow
>>73950794
>>73950784
>>73950781
>>73950765
Thanks for the (You)s losers
>FBI WARNING
kek, get bent Bettman, you fucking lawyer asshole, I amw atching it FOR FREE and like an OUTLAW
>>73950808
ALRIGHT THAT'S IT
based don
>>73950807
>>73950807
>>73950807
>>73950807
>>73950807
Cherry bringing the fucking fire
can anyone explain why the goaler from minnesota was so bad?
BASED CHERRY CALLING IT OUT
BETTMAN ON SUICIDE WATCH
>non-alcoholic beer
Literally why
cherry so fucking mad lmfao
>don cherry seething
>>73950848
Wild is the best team in the league. No need for goalies.
WHATS CHERRY SAYIN IM NOT WATCHIN
Atleast I've beer fuck this retarded meme game
Also fuck Don Cherry why is this retarded fart allowed to speak
>>73950831
the fuck did I do now
>>73950851
>>73950856
what he saided?
>>73950865
Why your name is juhla-mokka?
based cherry
>>73950865
He's shitting all over the ASG for no one giving a shit, straight up said he doesn't want to be there. Funny as fuck
Old senile man is right for once
>>73950851
>>73950843
>>73950856
>>73950861
>>73950865
>>73950877
basically calling out the players for no effort
1000% guaranteed that don is only praising biebs because he is from ontaria
>>73950888
>>73950888
>>73950888
new bread
>>73950861
>>73950856
>>73950851
>not watching the NBC illegal stream
it's like you guys hate AMERICA
>>73950880
FUCK OFF NEWFAG
>>73950886
LOL
>Keith holding his wife's son tightly because he knows Kane is nearby
>laine trying hard to look good unlike other players
>still looks like shit
lol
>>73950877
called out the players for not trying at all in the allstar game, said beiber tried harder in the celebrity game than the nhlers are here
>i remember that train
>taken
Oh wow, another shitty show based on a decent movie, just like Shooter, Training Day, and Lethal Weapon.
>>73950868
>Also fuck Don Cherry
How does it feel knowing a senile old fuck is more relevant in the world of hockey than any Mongol ever will be?
>>73950903
Yeah i'm newfag but tell me why your name is juhla-mokka
>>73950953
he's been around for like 4 months and apparently thinks he owns /hoc/
pretty sure he's underaged and asian too
>>73950928
>farewell, anne!
Leave Laine alone. His game isn't designed for this type of "hockey"
>>73951042
You mean standing idly on the powerplay until someone gives you a pass for a one-timer?
>>73951080
LAINE DESTROYED
COMPLETELY BTFO
HAHAHAHA
WHAT A REPLY
>>73951099
Has anyone figured out why you're here?
HOW CAN WHITEY EVEN COMPETE
Bob the madman