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NHL All Stars 2017 Game Thread

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messier is a hack edition
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go pacific
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>lifelong rags fan
lmfao
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Unnecessary thread but Eastern Canada division best division
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>nhlel
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>least
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>crosvechkin
who can stop them

http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2017/01/28/crosvechkin-bitter-rivals-alex-ovechkin-and-sidney-crosby-become-best-friends-during-all-star-weekend/
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This intro is so cringey
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what a shit CROWD only cheering for their boys
Nashville was way better
>>73949341
two threads
double the shitpost ouput/60
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>tfw possible 87-8 action
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>la cheering for keith
lmfao
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>>73949365
agreed. the music and presentation is completely flat
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>>73949392
ten years ago i would have cared but both are so beyond their prime its a joke tbqhfams
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>All Stars weekend in LA
>players from other teams who got the most cheers are Subban and Simmonds

Really makes me ponder.
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A T L A N T I C
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go central
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>Laine announced
>dead silence
>heard more noise during 9/11 moments of silence
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>>73949398
theyre booing i'm pretty sure
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I'm ready to see Pavelski, Burns, Jones, Fowler and Kesler get boo'd into oblivion by LA "fans"
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>>73949374
LA is probably the worst sports city if you consider the size. It will be interesting to see who does worse between the knights and the new LA football teams.
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>all these b list actors spilling spaghetti
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>Cheering division rival
>Not taking the Oilers seriously
kek
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rude t b h

classless fans
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is Bobby "Hitler Had Some Good Ideas He Just Took It A Little Too Far" Hull at the arena?
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>>73949374
Nashville fans get into normal games too. LA is just too casual for that.
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what a crowd lmao
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The black and white jerseys are pretty nice tbqvhwy.
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LA didn't deserve gretzky desu

should have traded him to the seals instead
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striim?
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>>73949468
hes been sighted around LA all weekend randomly beating women in the streets
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Based Skinner should be here.
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>Booing your own team's player

Are Kongs fans retarded?
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>>73949488
the numbers are disgusting on all the jerseys
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>>73949476
The should've snuck a sheep onto one of the teams to appeal to the New Zealand audience.
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Wow Ovechkin looks old as fuck
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>>73949459
>implying LA knows Edmonton is in their division
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>>73949496
sports-night dot eu

or if ure canada http://www.cbc DOT ca/sports/hockey/nhl/hockey-night-in-canada/all-star-game-live-stream-desktop-1.3951361
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>no cheers for crj
disgusting people in LA

i hope an earthquake swallows you whole
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holy shit what the fuck happened to Carly Rae
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>>73949531
shut up, adan
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I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU
DO YOU LIKE ME?
CAUSE I LIKE YOU
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Get this girl outa here and put in Jimmy.
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>canadien anthem
>on us soil

holy fuck were cuck bros
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>>73949515
Some salt mixed with pepper
I personally like it
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>>73949499
>12 year old child, will get chocolate milk after game
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>>73949535
JUST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W374tWnsk70
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>>73949496
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/gx2ZfTsv7C3
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>>73949499
So should have pic related, but the retarded ''minimum one player per team'' rule forces deserving players out of the All Stars weekend.
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>H-Hey guys r-remember call m-me maybe???
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>>73949540
SO CALL ME MAYBE?
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did carly rae jepsen get cuter?
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so crj is justin bieber now?
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>>73949541
Good post
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>be woman
>get dyke cut

JUST
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>>73949555
uhh her new single is very good please do not make posts like this about crj
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>this slow as fuck anthem

Hurry it up bitch this is already taking way too long
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Kane's hair is looking pretty full this weekend. Did he get plugs?
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>>73949547
>implying chocolate milk isn't the ideal recovery beverage
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>>73949555
when did she turn into a dyke
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Omg i'm so sorry americans
i woulnd't want to hear my anthem get butchered that badly on national television
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>>73949577
He talked to eddy about bosley.
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>>73949565
CHEEKY>>73949580
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Go Blackhawks boys. Cant wait for Duchene to join up.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Wtf i love america now
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>You will never fist bump Bobby Orr
>You will never get interviewed by Bryzgalov
>You will never say "Nostrovia" with Ovechkin
>You will never get drunk at a Kessel cup party
Rate, comment, subscribe, or reply if this makes you feel.
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I don't think you guys have ever seen an actual dyke haircut
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>>73949575
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU
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>>73949586
Bosley doesn't do much for the gargantuan bald spot on the back of Edzo's head.
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>>73949585
happens at literally every sporting event, I just mute it now
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How many burgers just creamed because of how long she just took to sing Oh Freedomland?
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Robinson's a big guy

Always though every good hab player was a manlet
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>>73949580
Did she get Cyrus'd?

>>73949595
This
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>nhl
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>Gretzky coaching

Metro on suicide watch
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>jagr having 'nam flashbacks
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People in LA can't even count
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what the fuck this puck drop
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>>73949499
>You will never drink the same chocolate milk that Skinner drinks.
Why live?
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>that poorly orchestrated puck drop
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w-why didn't anyone want to talk to Felix the cat? :(
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>geriatrics in charge of calculus
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WHAT WAS THAT PUCK DROP

OH LORD
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>Jagr standing among the old guys
lel
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>>73949599
>>You will never say "Nostrovia" with Ovechkin
>>You will never get drunk at a Kessel cup party

I just wanna go and shoot myself in the head now.
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>booing Fowler
now you've gone and done it kongs fags
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>>73949610
I threatened my TV with a firearm.
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Whos #4 in the bruins jersey
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>>73949630
>>73949641
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Metro walking away with the W, why even try the rest of the league?
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>>73949657
Brad Marchand
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>2017 playing indoor hockey on spring
>not being out in malibu on this hot af day stylin on sloots
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they didnt even tell them where to start counting down from
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>>73949657
lmao
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I wonder if Simmonds is gonna use his bbc to take a slapshot
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>>73949657
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>>73949551
>>73949528
thansk
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>>73949667
You have to build that wall to keep me out
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>>73949667
>Sweden is Finnish clay

DAS RITE
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>Le token Black man on HNIC
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>>73949647
>you will never sing this song with Ovi, drunk at a party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKOoNQy_geo
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Why the fuck is Subban pronounced Suban and not Subban
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>>73949657
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>>73949673
honestly the worst ever all star organisation i've seen

should have done it in las vegas less biased and more intelligent fans
prob going to do it next year
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Yawn. Wake me up when the worstern game is over.
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oh god so nobody is going to actually try again?

great ""allstar""" showcase
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>smiff in net
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>>73949718
English is a pretty dumb language honestly.
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Why did they split up Burns and Pavelski?
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Kongs fans must be incredibly conflicted right now.
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Is it the old all-stars playing right now?
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Hey adan, can you stop spamming /heem/?
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whats the significance of this shit game?

what do the winners get?
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>strongest division for more than half a decade
>load up team with 4 players from one team instead

This will never not be fucking hilarious.
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>>73949764
some money
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Is Subban hurt?
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>>73949764
a million dollars split up and taxed to fuck
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>>73949764
A million dollars

>implying any allstar game isn't shit
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>>73949769
>strongest division for more than half a decade

Incorrect
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>whore fat
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Post audience-members faces when Fowler gets a hat-trick
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>>73949764
Its more for the fans
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>white gloves
HNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
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CAM AMERICA BABY
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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Kongs fans on suicide watch lel
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>>73949778
he had a spinal injury
won't ever be the same imo
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Oh, tumbles.
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FOWLER
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>>73949787
AND HERE WE GO

>tfw predicting the future
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>SHITCAGO
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>>73949769
Which are you talking about?
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>>73949398
lel they'ren't even trying
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>crawshit
>tumbles
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Why is a crustacean in net? Crawford is garbage. Is poodreau resting his Vezina winner?
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Time to put in the other goalie
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Go Ducks! They have too many defenseman.
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>yfw Pacific repeat at the All Star
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PULL CRAWFORD

GOTTA GET HIM OUTTA DER
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>crawshit
i hope this carries over to the rest of the season desu
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>crawdad
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Shoulda sent darling.
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>cr4wford getting jeered
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>put a bunch of shitty Blackhawks on the team
>lose because of them

What did the NHL mean by this?
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holy fuck crawdaddy is shit a goaler
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>the chants

kek


KEK
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>crawford chant
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>>73949778
>dive and lay on the ice for a full minute
that was a pretty sick move
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>Crawford is elite they say
>Price's backup at the world cup over Holtby
>"Should be the starter. Price is shit"
Nice """"goalie"""" you have there hawks
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>go to bathroom
>missed both goals
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Is the pacific division ELITE?
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wtf I love LA now
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>sending Crawford instead of Saros
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>CRAWFORD
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what happens when hockey players lose ther teeth?

do they get implants?
do teeth grow back?

carter looks like trash
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Canadian """goaltending"""
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>>73949854
>put a bunch of shitty blackhawks on centenial list
>list loses credibility because of them
What did they also mean by this?
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>laine
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>laigay
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Laine absolutely embarrassed by Gaudreau.
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Jesus Laine is fucking awful
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>>73949883
They get temporary implants that they take out during games and then get full implants when they retire
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>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE>LAINE
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Is Central division the worst division in the league right now?
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>the Central can't take a puck away from a player two on one
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>>73949883
get fakes after they're done playing. Go without in the mean time.
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>what do you mean, this is lame?
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>Smith literally doing nothing
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>>73949876
Divisions named after oceans are SHIT.

>>73949883

>do they get implants?
Probably after they retire
>do teeth grow back?
Are you retarded?
>carter looks like trash
Look at Burns
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>>73949883
normal tooth replacements get bolted right onto the bone and are real hard to get out

hockey players get real loose ones that fall out easily so they do less damage

then when they retire they get permanent ones
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>Smith is so bad Toews scores on him

lmao
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>sm1th
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>>73949924
You're right. He did nothing on that goal.
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>getting scored on by Chicago
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dirty fucking shot from Tazer
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>laine
they should have pulled the plug.
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>>73949917
that would be the atlantic
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Smith got tazed.
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what the fuck am i watching
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Rumor is Crawford missed the NHL Top 100 by 3 votes.
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>Letting a top 100 nhler score on you

HUMBLE AF F.AM
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>Jonathan "20 points at all star break" Toews scores
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>>73949883
>do teeth grow back?

only if they play for the sharks
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>>73949876
is cockona elite?
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>>73949924
Smith was still day dreaming after 5 mins of nothing
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I wanna see Smith pull a Roy and score on a breakaway
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>Johnny Poodreau
why is even playing, bringing down the team
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So pretty much last year was a fluke and 3v3 does not automatically make the ASG worth watching. This is not good hockey so far.
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>letting someone from winnipeg score on you

and that's why you're on Arizona

also ads during the all-star game?
seriously bettman? ure lucky beliveau dead so we can't make him commish instead of you
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>>73949883
>do teeth grow back?
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>>73949957
Him being on it invalidates the whole fucking list
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>>73949791

dusty desu
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Laine benched.
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>tfw no john scott this year
How can you compete with dat heart
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>LÃ¥jne
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>>73949972
The only redeeming factor of last year was John Scott. This year is the same shit but without him. What did you expect?
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>Donny Chery
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I want to fist that ginger in the AT&T commercial with an immersion blender.
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>>73949977
I'd guess we're within a decade of total tooth regeneration with stem cells.
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>>73950000
FINNS BTFO
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>>73949972
needs more scott
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>Crowshit
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I wish i wasn't used to this, but i'm used to this.
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dat fucking mcdavid
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>>73950001
Seems like they were skating harder though even in the games without him
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MCDAVID BTFO LAINE
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>>73950000
Finland loses again
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>game starts at 3:30
>just remembered now
>1st period still going
wtf? are these full 60 min games? how is it only the 1st?
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is mcdavid elite?
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Fuck, i thought 3v3 and a million buckaroos would make this more exciting but they're half-assing it like before.
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>Laine

This may be controversial but they should have pulled his feeding tube when he was in a coma TEE BEE H
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>subban in charge of leadership
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CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
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MICK DAYVID
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I can't even tell if Craw is trying or not this's how he always plays
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>>73950023
The final will be competitive. ~~$850K for each player on the line.
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3r4w4d strikes again
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>>73950030
20 minutes and they switch ends at half
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>cr4wshit
ahahah
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>Cr4wford
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>>73950030
i think 3 10 minute periods
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>crawshit

Literally doesn't belong here desu.
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>crawford
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WEW
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>>73950030
Puck drop wasn't at 3:30, they did a bunch of ceremony shit first
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>>73950030
It didn't start on time
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>reddithawks
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>>73950030
took ages to start because of team introductions and anthems
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>>73950030
It took a while to announce 143 players
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>>73950010
That's not the same as adult teeth growing back on their own
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>CR4WFORD
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holy fuck get Crawford out of there
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>4 trash players from the blackcawks
that's what the central gets
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>johnny manlet
when will he learn?
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>poodreau
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How could Blackhawkz even win a stanley cup with this goalie
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>>73950067
>LA hockey fans
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>getting absolutely shit on at the asg
will crawford need therapy?
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>chitcongo
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the lock out can't come quick enough
hopefully the next commissary will set up decent all star games
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>manlets

NEVER EVER
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>>73950000
Digits confirm Laine's meme shitter status
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Jesus Suter is a fucking machine.
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>laigay

ayy
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Pacific isn't even good, tons of missed passes. Crawford is just trash.

>Laine
>Gaudreau

lol
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As a Blues fan, I just want to say: Fuck the Hawks, now and forever.
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>laine
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Laine needs to retire.
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>>73950089
I dont think you know what a lockout is.
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>>73950000
HOW CAN FINLAND RECOVER?
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>poodro and poorvat on a breakaway
WEW
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>>73950100
Central can't stop giving up breakaways
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>>73950082
Bettman
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>Mike Smith just leave the net and try to score as a forward
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>crawshit

lol?
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central is such a joke
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>Laine fails deking a dman that doesn't even try 5 times in a row
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>>73950102
>As a blues fan

I'm so sorry. Cubs on the NHL
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crawford was secretly implanted to give the home team a bye to the next game
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>>73950117
i meant that i hope bettman will get fired afterwards
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i thought the hawks were a dynasty
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is Crapford even trying?
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>>73950066
I don't remember saying it was the same.

>Crawford
>>
crawfor5
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DREEEEWWWWWWWWW
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>craw5hit
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Back to Mestis Laine.
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>>73950125
i was thinking he should have the d man cover for him
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I know it's just a meme game and players are only putting in half effort but the central is just bad lmao
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hes_already_dead.png
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is crawford dare i say it, finished?
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Crawford and subbanned playing like actual shit and not joking
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>>73950138
OK you definitely don't know what a lockout is.
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>corey crawdudey
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>>73950156
On suicide watch atleast.
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Tfw to intelligent to watch exhibition hokkei
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>canada
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>>73950141
Why did you think that?
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Why the fuck do the blackcawks have 4 fucking players? Look at how garbage they are
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Kind reminder that nothing is impossible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jK21DKe0vk
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>>73950133
>comparing a division to buttman picking players based on their ability to boost horrible TV ratings
Buttman was a mistake
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>>73950197
delete
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CRAAAAW FOOOORD
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>>73950168
ah what is then i didn't get any of that sweet american education
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>>73950189
because that's Buttman's narrative
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If Saros was in goal Central would be up 8-0
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STOP BULLYING LAINE
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>>73950195
$$$
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>>73950195
>th-th-the hawks won a couple cups in recent years. clearly this means their players are automatically all-stars, r-r-right?
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Laine traded to Metro during intermission
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>The Blackhawks are a dynasty
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>>73950209
Youre also new to the sport of hockey.
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>>73950189
becuz THREE CUPS
TOP ONE HUNNID best players of ALL TIME
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>>73950222
Good goaltending doesn't create good offense
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>>73950207
I will, if this post gets at least 10 replies
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>>73950238
>Canadian education system
>couple=3
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>>73950250
>one of those cups during a shortened season

what a meme 'dynasty'
>>
See, they're playing tight now.
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>Shitcantgoal
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Comfy
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>>73950267
>Never even defended their Cup win

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""dynasty""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>
>>73950208
I thought you travel between the US and New Turkey regularly. Why didn't you come to LA for the allstar game? Was your visa denied?
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>>73950252
He inspires his teammates to play well
>>
DUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBB
>>
dat defense by mcdavid
>>
DUBSSSS
>>
>put in a real goalie
>start playing well

HMMMMMMM
>>
>McSecondary chokes on two breakaways in a minute
>>
dub:
>dw guys i'll just put the team on my back
>>
>put players from loser teams line minnesote loserpeg and dallas
>lose

well duh
>>
Dubnyk for vezina
>>
nice backcheck kesler
>>
>Dubnyk singlehandedly saving the shitshow that is the Central division
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>>73950288
I'm coming back in a month or two, famalam. But why would I fly out for a stupid cash grab like this? It's not the playoffs.
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*SMACKS LIPS
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wooooooooooooh pk
sweet hands
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WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN @
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Jesus the central is garbage. Leaving Dubnyk out to dry. At least the giraffe came to play.

Subban should not be here, he has been shit this year.
>>
SUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIEEE

how didn't he make the top 100 list?
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>>73950265
A couple is 3... you cant forget to count the customary bull in all canacuck relationships
>>
LAINE DEFENCE
>>
LAINE
A
SHIT
>>
>Laine fucking up and causing a goal against
>AGAIN

Finland should be banned from /hoc/ for how wrong they are
>>
>>73950323
>dub having to make up for the chiraqi line giving up so many goals
>>
WTF I LOVE MANLETS NOW
>>
>finnish hockey
>>
Central BTFO
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>mild
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Pacific will win it all 2bh
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT LAINE IS TRASH
>>
>continuing to put Laine out there

What did Boudreau mean by this?
>>
It would appear that Laine got konked by mccabe just a tad too hard
>>
The blacks have such good stick handling skills
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>Cam America
>Johnny Hockey
>Bo Scorevat
>On the same line
The Central had no chance.
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>>73950374
>his lips follow the curve in his visor
everytime
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>the music is too loud
>MacKinnon doesn't pass the puck
>why are pacific backchecking
>this ice is too slippery
>I wish Ehlers was here
>>
Gaudreau can't pass
>>
shit, learn to link in the main you guys. You guys, seriously.
>>
>>73950354
lol
>>
Someone gif that chink kid in the >kongs jersey
>>
>no team can stop the Pacific from repeating
>>
Why does the Central even exist?
>>
will laine ever hit the net?
>>
Central is actually good when Shitcago and Laine aren't out there. Too much incompetence to overcome though. NHL rigged this against them with those poor choices.
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>chiraqi players
>>
lmao
>>
>>73950403
hey no bully

the only one that is allowed to be bullied is >Laine
>>
Kane hasn't been THAT good since he raped that poor girl
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>>73950396
>The draft pick that saved Winnipeg
>>
>Laine

Embarrassing.
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>>73950410
to milk money from delusional minnepedos
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>letting Poodreau score on you
wew Mild are done after this, Dubnyk's confidence is shaken now
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>lackhawks
>>
Bettman will not be happy with this
>>
>bustrik laine
>>
>>73950399
pay denbts
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>>73950410
Fuck off, I could ask the same about edmonton

>le 4 1st overall picks team
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>laine
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damn that carter + dr pavel

i was expecting a shit low effort game and i got that
but there have been some sweet goles
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>tfw smart enough to be a Kings fan
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>>73950429
He was the best player in the league last year.
>>
reminder that finland was a mistake
>>
for the non blackhawks players, this is the biggest game of their career. for the blackhawks, this is a vacation and time to troll around for fun
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>chiraqi damage control
lmao
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>>73950448
>thinking I cheer for a shit team

Wew lad.
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>>73950447
this isn't funny. a lot of people are suffering. But what would you know about that? It's easy to be spoiled and confident when your parents buy you eve5rything without holding you accountable for something.
>>
>>73950459
>cheering for a team that won't make the playoffs
>>
>>73950468
Is a meme team better than a shit team?
>>
>Subann can't even count
>>
V L A D D Y
>>
Subban is the least black black man in the world.
>>
>shorks
>>
we /comeback/ now?
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>ooga booga where da white womens at

what did pk mean by this
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>>73950468
>A team that lost to Calgary
>>
COMEBACK BOYS CENTRAL?
>>
>>73950468
What did you think about the Phaneuf trade?
>>
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>>73950481
Definitely.
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When will Finland take responsibility for pushing the golden generation lies?
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>>73950429
He won the art ross, ted lindey, and the hart the season right after he raped her...
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>>73950465
>"T-th-hey just d-on't c-care"
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>>73950479
>Being a casual bandwagon fag
Kys
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>no penulty for throwing the stick

RIGGED
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TARAS
A
R
A
S


>>73950460
>what is "trying to influence the jury"?
>>
>dubnyk

wow this is pathetic
>>
stop this rape
>>
>>73950490
>>73950496
jej
>>
CENTRAL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
>le fahnny negro man
>>
Can we all just agree that Laine is fucking blowing it for his team and that he will never recover from his career ending brain injury
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>dubnyk

Kesler scarrr
>>
>centroll
>>
>pk rapes mcdavid
>>
REFPUCK
>>
>>73950479
>Bandwagoner
American "Fans", Golden State Millennial ftw, amirite?
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KESBOSS
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Why was Subban molesting McMeme?
>>
>McDavid prisonraped by BBC against the glass
>>
Mackinnon just gave up on Laine
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>nobody told the central to play defense

I mean, i know the game means nothing but this is just fucking embarassing, at least look like you are trying
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>team has mild players
>lose

explain this definition?
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>Laine again

glad this bust is being exposed on national TV
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>Central
>>
>even his own linemates wont pass him anymore
wew laine
>>
>laine's """"""""""""""defense""""""""""""""""""""""
>>
isn't there some mercy rule?
>>
>centr9l
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>getting scored on by a cantpucks player

Pic related is Dubnyk's confidence
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>>73950541
>pk showing off way away from the play
>gets scored on
classic
>>
>laine backchecking

Sorry I ever defended binland
>>
>cent10l
>>
>All Pacific skaters have scored
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So this is why the Wild look so good. Fucking division babies.
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>>73950563
>mild one of the best scoring team in the league
>only have one skater

Bretty much btfo
>>
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO
>LAINE
>SHITCAGO

every shift with this shit
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can central be banned from hockey?

redditnyk is getting exposed just as bad as crawdad
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10 now

just
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>minnesota goaltending

ahahahahaahahahahahahahaha this is the future stanley cup winner????????
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ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE
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>chiraq line gives up another
lmfao
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I'm so sorry you had to see this...
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Pacific division is ELITE
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CENTRAL BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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Laine is still concussed age should be in a hospital stop the game STOP THE GAME
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>>73950563
chiraqi damage control is sad
>>
>chirape's top 100 line gets scored on by a manlet
AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>
2 minute periods when?????
>>
Atlantic division should've picked the Central division as their first-round opponent, 2bh.
>>
>>73950603
This is what happens when you don't bet on the manlets

>no Saros
>no Arvidsson
>no Ellis

I don't know how they expected to win
>>
>Secan't
>>
lmao how bad is seguin
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>mike smith is better than everyone in the central
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>>73950633
>Weber and Price vs Subban and reddithawks
I would have been okay with this.
>>
>Laine
>>
>laine
>>
I just realised it's 3 0n 3.

nice hockey thought
>>
>laine

ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
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LAIGAY HOLY SHIT
>>
>Laine
>>
you guys haven't seen nothing yet
wait until wayne gretzky starts coaching
>>
>laine
>>
LAINE IS A BUST
>>
>Laine
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>>73950655
>Mike Smith is an All Star
>>
LAINE IS SO BAD OH MY GOD
>>
They most of told the pacific to let the central get a goal
>>
>lie nay
>>
All these posts Laine is hitting must be aggravating his concussion symptoms
>>
>>73950673
Hard to believe even he could out do Boudreau in the poor decisions today.
>>
>>73950691
Are you 12?
>>
>laine
>>
this is the worst, most unwatchable shit ever. regular kongs games are more entertaining
>>
Suprised that Laine didnt shoot the puck in his own net
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>Laine
>Laine
>Laine
>Laine
>>
Time for the relevant divisions to play each other.
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>>73950673
>coaching


from the level of seriousness right now, do you think there exists any level of real cocahing in a game like this?

LMAOing at the IDEA of your existence
>>
>NHL advertising the Ruins
>>
>>73950713
he'd miss LMAO
>>
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How many assists to Ovi will he have?
>>
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>post clearly joking comment about Crawford getting lit up in meaningless exhibition game
>get downvoted to hell and yelled at by triggered hawks fans

It really is as bad as you guys say
>>
>>73950710

Honestly a hurling match between North Korea and Palestine at the Special Olympics would be more entertaining than that was
>>
>Central getting exposed by a manlet and a Cantpuck
Just relocate them to Quebec already
>>
>>73950750
Now you know
>>
>3v3
>2 periods
>0 hits
this is awful and I'm not even watching this shit
none of my usual sites are even bothering to stream this shit

>>73950733
>implying gretzky isn't cursed

>>73950759
hey, I like hurling!
>>
>>73950750
>reddit
>>
LMFAO JUST RELOCATE CENTRAL DIVISION TO ANTARCTIC DIVISION
>>
>>73950750
Screencap please. Need some keks.
>>
>mommy wants to drive like a mother

top kek, she's adorable

I 'm giving her a chance to be with me, seeing as the day is for fun
>>
Honestly after that outing every central team should be banned from playoffs and give those extra spots to teams that actually deserve them.
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>>73950743
>>
>>73950750
>literally going to reddit

wow anon wow
>>
>>73950794
>>73950784
>>73950781
>>73950765
Thanks for the (You)s losers
>>
>FBI WARNING

kek, get bent Bettman, you fucking lawyer asshole, I amw atching it FOR FREE and like an OUTLAW
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>>73950808
ALRIGHT THAT'S IT
>>
based don
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>>73950807
>>73950807
>>73950807
>>73950807
>>73950807
>>
Cherry bringing the fucking fire
>>
can anyone explain why the goaler from minnesota was so bad?
>>
BASED CHERRY CALLING IT OUT

BETTMAN ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
>non-alcoholic beer
Literally why
>>
cherry so fucking mad lmfao
>>
>don cherry seething
>>
>>73950848
Wild is the best team in the league. No need for goalies.
>>
WHATS CHERRY SAYIN IM NOT WATCHIN
>>
Atleast I've beer fuck this retarded meme game
Also fuck Don Cherry why is this retarded fart allowed to speak
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>>73950831
the fuck did I do now
>>
>>73950851
>>73950856
what he saided?
>>
>>73950865
Why your name is juhla-mokka?
>>
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based cherry
>>
>>73950865
He's shitting all over the ASG for no one giving a shit, straight up said he doesn't want to be there. Funny as fuck
>>
Old senile man is right for once
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>>73950851
>>73950843
>>73950856
>>73950861
>>73950865
>>
>>73950877
basically calling out the players for no effort
>>
1000% guaranteed that don is only praising biebs because he is from ontaria
>>
>>73950888
>>73950888
>>73950888

new bread
>>
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>>73950861
>>73950856
>>73950851

>not watching the NBC illegal stream

it's like you guys hate AMERICA
>>
>>73950880
FUCK OFF NEWFAG

>>73950886
LOL
>>
>Keith holding his wife's son tightly because he knows Kane is nearby
>>
>laine trying hard to look good unlike other players
>still looks like shit

lol
>>
>>73950877
called out the players for not trying at all in the allstar game, said beiber tried harder in the celebrity game than the nhlers are here
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>i remember that train
>>
>taken

Oh wow, another shitty show based on a decent movie, just like Shooter, Training Day, and Lethal Weapon.
>>
>>73950868
>Also fuck Don Cherry

How does it feel knowing a senile old fuck is more relevant in the world of hockey than any Mongol ever will be?
>>
>>73950903
Yeah i'm newfag but tell me why your name is juhla-mokka
>>
>>73950953
he's been around for like 4 months and apparently thinks he owns /hoc/

pretty sure he's underaged and asian too
>>
>>73950928
>farewell, anne!
>>
Leave Laine alone. His game isn't designed for this type of "hockey"
>>
>>73951042
You mean standing idly on the powerplay until someone gives you a pass for a one-timer?
>>
>>73951080
LAINE DESTROYED
COMPLETELY BTFO
HAHAHAHA
WHAT A REPLY
>>
>>73951099
Has anyone figured out why you're here?
>>
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HOW CAN WHITEY EVEN COMPETE
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