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Official USMNT vs Serbia B match thread-Camp Cupcake edition

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Bruce is back sub-edition

Bruce Arena is back as the US coach in his first game since taking over for Klinsmeme. With crucial qualifers coming up Arena will try to right the ship against a bunch of Serbs from their domestic league who have no shot at making it to the full team

Also this is Camp Cupcake so only players from MLS. No Pulisic, no Wood, no Johnson, no Cameron, no Hyndman, no Kitchen
No one in Yurop
Basically if you're a yurocuck stay the fuck away

Starts in 1 bong 35 bings on ESPN2 and UniMas from recently vacated Qualcomm Stadium
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>>73947789
Okay still waiting on the US lineup
This is what I believe to be the right lineup for Serbia
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>underrated
I hope this guy starts. Just his looks only would make us win.
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>Bradley AND Jones?
We're fucked
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>>73948998
>Rimando

A FUCKING 4'11 goalkeeper
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Reminder: Michael Bradley will give away at least 5 balls tonight on a dangerous area and the media will still praise him
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>>73949073
When has the media praised him?
Not having a witch-hunt for him isn't praising him you know
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Remove kebab
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any streams?
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>>73949157
yeah, getajob.com
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wew
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altisnore might be our best player on the pitch
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>>73949227
BTFO
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>>73949229
Yeah, not gonna waste my time watching these scrubs
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>>73949254

>altidore
>good

*taps in fedora*
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streams?
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>>73949348
Blacked.com
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>>73949281
Good
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>>73948998
This lineup could theoretically work. Just switch out Marshall with another CB. Nagbe as the winger and Kljestan as the playmaker might work out well.

I would have preferred Zardass over Bedoya though since he is pacy and decent with service from the wings.
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>>73947789
>>73949375

Why are MLS shills so defensive lately?
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>>73949377
Bradley and Jones have worse chemistry than Gerrard and Lampard in their prime
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>>73949254
That would be Kljestan. Dozy will probably botch 5 easy openings and then score one which will prompt mlsboos to proclaim him best ever american striker ever
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ok since i cant find any streams and my dorm's floor TV doesnt have any channels that are showing the game, i'll need a play by play commentary on this thread from you guys.

thanks
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>>73949425
Bradley is a shit player, yes we all know that.
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>>73949400
probably because there has been an uptick in unpatriotic Americans that don't support the American league, like you.
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>>73949446
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>>73949489
>MLS

>American

Top kek, liberal cuck.
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>>73948998
>altidore as lone striker

lord please end our existence
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>I am a "fan" of a team playing 6000 miles away in a country I have never set foot in

WEW
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>My little sawker starting xi

Wow its fucking nothing
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>>73949375
>>73949489
>>73949588

Doyle, are you going to ruin another thread again?
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>>73948998
is greg garza good?
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>>73949615
he's pretty fast
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>>73949609
>XD LE MATT DOYLE XD XD XD

Back to r*ddit with you
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>>73949609
Oh look, it's another faggot customer here to slurp some euro semen.
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>>73948998
>>73949229

>Altishit

>Bradlel

>Bedoya

>Zusi

>Marshall

Why didnt he put in the new players to test them out? Who even wants to see the same shitters on the team for qualifiers?
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>>73949643
>>73949682
>1 minute apart

Just give it a rest, Doyle. No one cares about your My Little Sawker shilling here. Don't sperg out and cry like you did in the /bundes/ thread the other day.
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is tim howard a xenophobe? does he support uber?
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>>73949643
>>73949682

>when doyle doesn't know how to samefag
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>>73949690
Guess they didn't perform as well in camp.

>>73949714
>going to /bundes/
>ever
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>>73949738
pretty sure not a SINGLE USMNT member voted Trump
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>>73949768
I think Geoff Cameron did, actually
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>>73949446
ok nevermind i realized its on ESPN2, fuck you shitters
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>>73949770
>european based players voted for trump while mlels liberal #IMWITHHER losers like bradley voted hilary

Pottery
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>>73949768
graham zusi, geoff cameron, tim howard, pulisic, guzan
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>>73949768
Geoff Cameron did
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>>73949823
Is Pulisic even old enough to vote?
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>>73949840
Pulisic is only a week younger than me, so yeah
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Who /excitedhere/.
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are any of you guys actually white and conservative?
all the white guys i know who follow soccer are tremendous faggots
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>>73949801
It's too late to fix Europe anyway
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>usmnt shilling Dozy on their facebook page

>majority of the comments all say he's shit

Lol, why do they even bother hyping up that failure for his 100th cap?
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>>73949768

First president to have played the sport growing up
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>>73949768
Clint Dempsey strikes me as a Trump voter
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People who want to support the MLS shouldn't be put down, I watched the first three seasons when it was Etcheverry/Moreno/Harley's DC United wins LOL and honestly I don't care for it but it's good they want to
Plus if you're a real madrid, man utd, chelsea, bayern fan you might as well kys
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>>73949905
I think it's sadder that there have been 100 matches where we couldn't find a better striker than Dozy
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>>73949893
>rapefugees
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If America and Trump are so good why do they suck so much at soccer?
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>>73949985
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>>73949985

If Canada is so good, why have they only qualified for a single world cup in which they performed poorly?
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>tfw you realize Serbia's entire squad has 6 caps between them
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>>73949943
I feel that it has more to do with every promising striker going to shit with injuries or just not panning out while Altidork somehow wade through mediocre spells and pulled through. Davies was a great talent back in 2009 and was 10x the player that Altishit was. That car crash robbed him
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>send Taylor Kemp home
>keep old man Beasley in the line-up

What did he mean by this?
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>MLShit squad

*PUKES*

Go Serbia
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i hope serbania kicks our ass

the quicker we stop """caring""" about this sport the better.
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>>73950103
fuck off faggot.

i bet you watch the epLEL
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>>73950103

*teleports behind you*
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>>73950103
Watch altidore score a hat trick and hear Twellman's annoying cunt say how world class he is in friendlies and against Concacaf shitters.
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I thought Serbia's national anthem was remove kebab. I am disappoint.
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Racist USA is gonna get BTFO by Based Serbs. Remove racist USA Kebab
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>singing the anthem for a fucking C team friendly

Jesus christ
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>That empty stadium
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USA USA USA
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>>73950165
>leaf
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>>73950191
They all got denied entrance at the border
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lmfao why didnt jozy have his hand over his heart
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Where fellow Serbs at? HELLO?!
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>>73950206
KEK
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>>73950221
still recovering from 91 lad
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Why can't we make soccer great?
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>>73950221
Please, PLEASE embarass this shitty team of my little socceroos, Serbiabro.
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>>73950243
>things a cuck says for 200
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>>73950241
Because we gave a german cuck the keys to the car.

the rebuild starts now.
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>>73950221
You squatting while watching the game?
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4-5-1

is this a meme formation?
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>>73950293
i do it in fifa a lot. i kinda wish it were a 3-5-2 though
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>>73950243
Chicano detected.
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>>73950293
Its a formation for teams that suck who are just trying to park the bus
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>>73950243
We literally don't have a single regular player in our team, all literal whos.

>>73950270
No, I am drinking though, close enough?
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>>73950325
>>73950243
>>73950070

Anything but a US winning would be shocking.
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>that touch
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>>73950258
>>73950317
he's right though, we should settle for second rate MLelS nobodies diluting our potential.
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>murrishits won't even qualify for World Cup
>elected DRUMPF as presidente
>fat and ugly

>MURRLIARDS
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>Zusi

holy shit its like he doesn't even try
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>>73950364
*shouldnt
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>>73950380
you have to go back
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>>73950364
In the last match our Eurofags got blown the fuck out by a team of MLelSers.
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>altishit
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>>73950325
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this ball is ugly as fuck desu
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>>73950424
the kraut is gone and so is his tactical retardation which was behind our horrible performances.
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Why are there football lines if no football team plays there?
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>>73949985

says the worst non island country in Concacaf
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>>73950455
how was klansman tactically retarded? please do give a legitimate explanation
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>>73950515

>hoofball EVERY FUCKING GAME
>keeping on bradley
>losing to fucking guatemala
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Bradley still sucks
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>>73950455
i personally think we will miss becoming more germanlike in soccer
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>>73950515
You must be retarded or new if you have to ask.

The man never gave deep insightful tactical plans to the players nor did he ever give out specific instructions during his time there. He would repeatedly get formations wrong in games like against Mexico last year.
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Holy shit that dive
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does grass not grow in san diego? this field is fucking awful.
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>>73950470
>non island
They barely even deserve that.
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>>73950515
Rolling out a three man back line against Mexico in Columbus when every time the USMNT rolled out a three man backline its been a disaster.
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>>73950549
He looks so fucking awkward every time he's under pressure.
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>the absolute hamlet of our defence
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>>73950607

This is what happens when you rely on a defensive midfielder to be your playmaker.
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>>73950584
when the Chargers left at the end of the NFL season, they just let shit sit.

Then they remembered they had a friendly coming up.
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>>73950643
He's not even a good DM. Bradley is just remarkably average to shit in every position he's in.
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remove bradley
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Zusi is unironically looking good
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how do you lose that soft pass

christ
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This maybe a serb bench team but fuck, they look much better on the ball than these faggots. They just sit and wait for Bradshit or Altichoke to lose the ball then go on a swift counter.
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>mfw burgernignogs thought clint dempsey was elite
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>>73950677
Yep,I was thinking the same.
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why dont they just give up on this generation of players and put in a bunch of kids that grew up playing fifa?

the kid that lives across the street from my parents went to some german soccer academy. put him in.
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>>73950693
Dempsey has scored 20 goals in a season with a midtable club in the Premier league while Little pea was sitting on the bench.
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REEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING BRADLEY
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>>73950693
>chicanos support a NT that loathes them.
EHH PU70
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>>73950716

fake news

nice try burgerbro.
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where is alexi lalas?
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>0 (zero) shots on target so far

Our issue is the pathetic state of our forwards. A 4-4-2 can remedy our defensive issues but not cover for shitters like Dozy.
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>nagbe
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Even though I'm not a huge fan of the style which Bruce is having the team play, it is refreshing to watch the team actually play to a coached purpose.
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why isnt pulosic playing?
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what the fuck is our defense doing out there?

have they even been on a soccer field in the their lives?
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>>73950754
this. Wood is pretty much the best we have
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>>73950778
It's an MLS only camp.

The other guys have shit to do (like actually play for their teams)
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>lets the serbian guy come up right to him, before kicking it out of bounds to nobody

>>73950778

training in germany
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>>73950745

i got news for you. your 'american' team is full of chicanos. even your new coach is chicano as fuck.


usmnt = cucked
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>>73950778
too busy having actual potential
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LOL

>AMERICA
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>>73950748
(you)
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Are they going to announce the San Diego MLS team at halftime?
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>>73950803

arena is from NY, dipshit
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Holy fuck this is embarrassing to watch.
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>>73950803
>not understanding the irony of living in a country and supporting its teams.
You're that dense huh Juan.
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>>73950814
why is her nose so moist?

if we are giving people second chances where is freddy adu?
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literally got bored 15 minutes in
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>>73950813
>>73950813
>2011 / 2012


wew lads. this nikka living in the past. kek
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>NAGBY
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>REEEEEEEEEEERE
NAHBE GET THR FUCKNOFF THE FIELD.
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Is this gonna be a game USA loses that it should have easily won?
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>>73950866
He said dempsey scored 20 goals a season. You said he lied. He proved you wrong.

>the state of chicanoposting
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>Nagbe
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NAGBY BLOWS IT AGAIN
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>>73950884
>should have easily won

We're playing with MLS only, not our A team. Expect a semen slurping 0-0
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Who's looking good
>Nagbe
>Zusi
>Who's looking shit
>Jones
>everyone in the back 4
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>bradley holds the ball, kicks it back, then loses it back to our side of the field

CLASSIC
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>>73950917
>zusi
>everyone in back 4
Zusi is playing fullback today.
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>ALTIDORK

>DUDE MUH RUNS

Jesus fuck
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>>73950947
My bad, i mean to say our centerbacks.
Zusi is looking good though
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the Serb number 18 looks like Cruyff
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>nagbe rejected a move to Celtic

he is already 26, this nigga will never get better as a player
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>No Pulisic
>No Geoff Cameron
>B/C team
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Delete the mls
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>Altidore trying to finesse
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DUDE, LOOK AT ME BOUNCE THE BALL ON MY FOOT, LMAO
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>>73950859
Same. I'm discussing with my dad if field and goals are the right size. He says goals might be shorter than regular, think he might be right
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>>73950998
He didnt reject the move. Portland rejected the fee Celtic were asking for and didnt up their offer.
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>>73951020
>you now remember mlels twitter shills claiming how amazing Altishit was when he pulled a tunnel through david luiz in that brazil friendly a year back.
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what the fuck is the future of our back 4 looking like
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>>73951025
its an optical illusion b/c of the football lines on the field
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>>73951053
Cameron Carter Vickers possibly as LB

Brooks and Cameron as CB

Yedlin as RB
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Just found out ther's a game tonight.
Looks boring.
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>micheal "kick it right into a wall of red" Bradley
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>>73951066
Chad Marshall looks better than Geoff Cameron
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>ZERO (0) SHOTS ON TARGET IN 30 MINUTES

Just ban the My Little Sawkeroos from the team already.
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>>73951094
Against a serbian B team with less than 10 caps, Doyle
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>>73951113
who the fuck is doyle
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>Arenas ready to walk off the field.
These guys fucking suck!
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what if tom brady played soccer?
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>check onefootball
>rimando best player
REEEEEEE Is Usa shiting the bed again?
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>>73951132
probably meant matthew doyle a mls writer and analyst for their website
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>serbians in charge of FK's
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Pass the ball you nigger
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jozy isnt getting proper service
nagby just keeps going for gold
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>altidore
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>>73951172
>muh

>service
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>Nigbe
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>73951172
>service

Not even Messi and Iniesta feeding Altisnore can make him not shit.
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>>73951172
>jokey
I guess you haven't been watching the game.
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>U-20 WC


literally who cares
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why do we pretend to care about soccer?
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>Iceland hasnt had a bad year,as I recall
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>>73951221
he's touched the ball like twice
it keeps getting lost in the wings
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>>73951278
no one is forcing you to watch
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Look at this weather. I wish I lived in California, it's freezing here. Been stuck in home for almost 2 months now because of sub zero.
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>>73951297

you get sick of the sun after a while. It gets hot as fuck in summer
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>>73951293
That's his fault for not positioning himself. The only reason he's a starter is because of his so called off-ball play and if he cant do that well then he should fuck off back to mls to collect his paycheck.
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>Bradley
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>>73951297
California has really good weather, even if its expensive and liberal as hell.
Extremely beautiful scenery as well, lots of huge forests
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Idea: Start Altidore and Bobby Wood alongside each other for the qualifiers
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nagbe is the only good person on the squad
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>>73951352
Better idea: Tell Altidore to fuck off and push a 3 line with Nagbe, Wood and a pacey winger on the sides.
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>>73951069
>>73951297
Welcome Serb bros.

I'm excited you're here. What's your perspective on what goes into this game? The commentators implied the guys are 3rd stringers. They all play in the Serbian league.

What are some famous serb players? And what are some famous Serb dishes? What are you eating/drinking for this game?

I made tacos with grass fed beef, "New York Sharp" Cheddar cheese, and yellow corn tortillas. Onion, red, and green pepper too.
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>>73951293
>takes a full swing and misses.
USMNT follies reel incoming.
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someone post slags or at least more slavs
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>>73951297
Where I live it gets to be 100+ every day for a week straight in the summer, at least it's dry heat
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Altidore and Bradley are so fucking shit. How is it that they can be so mediocre yet retain their starting status?
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if you can find any fucking highlights from this besides the one near-post, I will be amazed
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>>73951066
CCC isn't a fullback you moron
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>>73951383
zusi looks good too
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Going to sleep, can't wait for second half.
I guess I won't miss much.
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Don't worry help is on the way.
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>>73951294
no sports are on
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>>73951395
I don't know these players, they are from domestic league, coach is trying them out I guess.
I eat apple.
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>>73951425
Goddammit I wanted to talk with you.

>>73951395
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>>73951423
>an 18 year old in his formative years isnt the position I say he is!

Kys
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>>73951479
Do you know other players that are more well known that play for your country's national team?

What variety of apple? Are they common in Serbia?
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>>73951479
>I don't know these players, they are from domestic league

don't you watch your own league?
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AHAHAH ESPN SPELLED LLETGET WRONG
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>>73951503
He's built like a linebacker
He's built to be a centerback
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>>73951508
They're not insecure about their best players going to better leagues like My Little Sawker shills.
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>names Lletget
>number isn't 11 22 33 or 44
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>>73951411
I have no idea how Bradley keeps getting called up,let alone starting.
There is no way the level of quality between him and literally anyone else played there is worth keeping him on.
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>>73951517
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>>73951508
I don't watch football at all, only when national team plays. I used to watch before when I was younger.
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>>73951519
That's the definition of being a cuck
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>15,000 seats sold
is good or bad?
i think its bad
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>>73951479
>I eat apple.
absolute madman
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did he say CHOWgers?
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who did lletget sub on for?
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>>73951519
Yea, our league is pretty lame.
Best players leave early to stronger leagues. Which is normal since they can earn much more than here and compete on higher level in Euro cups.
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>>73951559
But the majority of My Little Sawkeroo shills are cucks.
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Classic American Fans
>rip the best players on the team whose names they recognize
>meanwhile literally whos lose the ball every single time
>everyone plays for themselves

Getting outplayed by a literal Serbian B Team

Sad
>>
>>73951657

>altishit
>bradley
>literally whos
>>
>>73951618
jones
>>
>>73951657
They're getting outplayed because the well known shitters like Altidore and Bradley are that much garbage and the team being comprised of MLS fags.
>>
>>73951657
you act like we're not used to disappointment
>>
>>73951657
Isn't this USA team also experimental?
>>
>>73951713
Yes, mostly players from our domestic league, which is currently in offseason.
>>
>>73951713
Not as much
>>
>>73951713
Hardly. Few players are new. That's why it's so embarrassing.
>>
>Altishit
>>
>>73951748
They're in their preseason
>>
Is the fat kid gonna eat some cake today?
>>
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DFA ALTIDORE

DFA ALTIDORE
>>
>AL

>TI

>SHIT

Get the fuck out you useless nigger.
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My boy da boy.
>>
Remember Brian McBride
>>
>>73951761
i'd rather it be zardes than altidore
at least zard is fast
>>
>>73951754
They've had a training camp for the past few weeks. Literally no excuse to be outplayed by a B team at home.
>>
how long until people start crying for Klinsmann to come back?
>>
>altidore
>>
When is the world cup 2026 vote? I can't see the US getting the tourney if visa bans are still in place at that point
>>
>a 35 year old Dempsey with coronary heart disease and triple bypass surgery and Wood who came from the 2nd and 3rd divisions of the Bundesliga until recently are the only quality forwards in our team

>the state of American attacking.
>>
HE FALLS

ON

HIS

ASS
>>
>>73951791
Two weeks of training camp is literally nothing like being at midseason match fitness
>>
Were really not gonna qualify for the world cup
>>
>>73951817
who would get it if not usa?
england?
>>
>Altidore is good

Remind me to never take the word of mlelsboos seriously ever again.
>>
>>73951508
Nobody watches domestic league, more than half the country doesn't even have the channel that's airing it.

>>73951395
If you follow English, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese leagues you'll know most players from our first squad.
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>>73951817
>tfw a week ago it was a sure thing the US would host
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>Where did the fuck did this team come from.
It's coming together I can feel it.
>>
>>73951848
i wouldn't go that far
>>
>bradley is the 'quarterback' of the team

what did he mean by this?
>>
>Dig in
>Play counter attacks
>Hope for corner kick
>Hope some of the tall guys will hit it
That's our tactics for years. B team or A team, doesn't matter.
>>
>>73951824
>b-b-but

Stop. This is just sad. We have no shots on target against some fucking serbian teenagers who are getting their first caps and half the team is made up of veterans.
>>
>>73951862
>implying anybody other than a few delusional leafs talk up Altishit
>>
>bradley is the "quarterback" of the team
i want to die
>>
>>73951852
Australia is also very interested
>>
>>73951917
He causes problems in possession and is nonexistent in defense.
>>
>>73951920
They looked calmer and composed on the counter than we do 2bh.
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I just noticed that the ball is yellow.
Lol
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>bradlel
>>
>>73951917
imagine if we had tom brady as quarterback of this team
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>divegrass
>>
Kljestan is fucking shit. And Bradley is somehow even worse

Please, based Serbians please break Bradley's legs.
>>
what a flop.

plays like that remind me why i don't typically watch this sport.
>>
he didnt do anything

fucking ref
>>
>this calls
Ref needs to be reminded.
>>
fucking choke and a half
>>
>>73951922
To be fair we have like 2 actual first teamers playing and one of them is fucking waste of space named Bradley.

It's still godawful but it's essentially a preseason friendly for all of these players who are on the bench of our first team.
>>
Superior Serbian acting
>>
fuuuuck
>>
>LLegent
>>
>>73951848
Nigga, not even the worst Mexico of all times couldn't qualify to the WC. You are covered
>>
Who the fuck is Birnbaum
>>
I miss Johannsson desu
>>
>>73952011
>2 first teamers

Altidore, Bradley, Jones and Bedoya were all starters last year. Nagbe, Birmbaum, Kljestan have already had a good number of caps.
>>
>Our players don't have names written on the shirts.
>>
>simpsons soccer.gif
>>
>>73952093
they're too weird for americans to make sense of anyway
>>
>>73952093
kek I just noticed that too
>>
>Altidore does nothing again
>>
Jesus christ, this team is so fucking bad. Were My Little Sawker shills really serious about our best players like Pulisic, Brooks, Johnson, Cameron and even Chandler being worse than My Little Sawker players?
>>
>>73952104
They should have written them in cyrilic for lolz
>>
>>73952112
>Altidore does nothing again
I know he's not very good but he was surrounded by like 9 Serbs and no one else in a white jersey was in the box
>>
GOD DAMMIT
>>
In which city in the US is this match being played? There's a good chunk of people watching this surprisingly.
>>
>Chris Pontius
LITERALLY FUCKING WHO'
>>
>>73952133
San Diego
>>
>>73952133
San Diego, this crowd is shit only 15k
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElaCyfCZR9w
>>
>>73952133
San Diego, weather is nice there year round
>>
>>73952133

San Diego, California
>>
>>73952092
Jones hasn't been on the field for 20 minutes and is the only one I'm happy to see playing.
We have players with tons if caps bur that's because they've been career subs for the past 10 years.

I've been pleased with Zusi today though.
>>
>>73952133
San Diego I think.
>>
are we winning?
>>
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>>73952153
Lol
>>
>>73952178
do you not know how to read numbers or use google
>>
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>70 (seventy) minutes
>1 (one) shot on target
>>
>>73952178
The US is losing 0-0
>>
>>73952150
That's a pretty good turnout for a friendly, especially in a nation which doesn't care much about soccer t b h

I like how the stadium looks btw, weather also looks really nice
>>
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Quick post American assess
>>
>>73952193
you didn't have to reply, but wow you soccer fags sure get angry easily
>>
>can't even beat serbia's z team

MLS was a mistake
>>
>>73952214
>>
why is serbia imitating Slippy G at a time like this
>>
>>73952212
A Mexican friendly in the same stadium vs the same Serbian team would get 40k without breaking a sweat.
>>
>>73952253
The place would be spilling of shitcanos and mexibros.
>>
BRILLIANT BACKPASS, JOZY
>>
>>73952253
aren't there a lot of mexicans in san diego? I imagine they'd turn up to watch mexico lol
>>
>Morris on for Altidore
wat are ur thoughts on this guys
>>
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>>73952214
>>
This match is so bad the Serbs and Americans are getting along
>>
Jordan Morris is wearing a bra
Thought Trump's presidency would get rid of this nonsense.
>>
get ready jozy haters for absolutely nothing to change
>>
thank god
>>
>>73952214
>tearing the flag like that for arm holes

Just wear it like a blanket
>>
>>73952113
Find me one instance of anyone here saying that
>>
>>73952305
Hoffball or a good counter player
>>
>>73952145
>Chris Pontius
i thought you were joking. there is LITERALLY a guy named chris pontius playing for the united states... wtf?
>>
MORSHIT
>>
>>73952340
i dont even know what fucking position he plays
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>>73952145
>>73952340

party boy
>>
>>73952305
Morris is literally white Altidore 2.0 except with no left foot. Both him and Altishit can fuck off.
>>
>>73952113
Chandler is trash for the national team

Even euroboos can admit this
>>
>>73952340
and he play for meme team union
>>73952354
attacking mid
>>
>>73952366
is he the one that died?
>>
>>73952366
Good pic, saved
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>>73952312
I mean it is called a friendly after all
>>
>>73952366
this picture will always make me laugh
>>
>>73952382
nope that was Ryan Dunn
>>
>>73952394
why
>>
>0-0 to a u23 slav team

>b-but mls has untapped potential that the fucking euroboo shitlord klinsmann wouldnt call!

>My

>little

>soccer
>>
>stream dies

reeeee
>>
think if chris pontius didnt waste all his years on pranks and fart jokes.

he could be an elite soccerball player
>>
>people actually celebrated Morris coming on the field
Dude is legit shit
>>
>>73952429
i guess he thought soccer was too degrading for him.
>>
>>73952413
the good young potion we need is a striker and if zardes can touch we would have it
>>
Christ, this is like watching intramural soccer
>>
Every single cross in has been absolute shit

Bradley is the only person who can feed properly
>>
>>73952413
CHI
>>
i'm convinced that the US couldn't finish an opportunity even if they were 4 men up
>>
these teams suck. the usa isn't making it to the WC next year
>>
>>73952435
People took #lecollegemessi meme too seriously. The guy is a grown fucking man at 23 and only played 1 average season in mls.
>>
>>73952463
GTFO
Bradleys being shit throw out this game.
>>
>bruce will save this team they said

2bh it's not even bruce's fault. it wasn't jurgen's either. the pool of players for this country fucking sucks and other concacaf teams have gotten better.
>>
>BRADLEL
>>
>badly
>>
>>73952481
That's what happens when this country depends n the NCAA to develop youth
>>
>>73952481
On top of that he has 1 (one) goal with the senior team despite being hyped up by MLS shills and having played multiple games.
>>
I'm wondering if either of these teams could reliably beat Hull or Sunderland
>>
stream? S2W keeps shitting out on me
>>
>>73952526
USA with their A+ lineup couldn't beat either of those teams
>>
>>73952526
Absolutely not, but weirdly US team would beat Englel
>>
>>73952530
http://vipbox.so/soccer
>>
>>73952476
We're definitely not making it without our best European players.

To give you an idea just how mediocre our players are, no American was in the top 5 for the Mls golden boat last season.
>>
>>73952543
But you see, their A+ lineup would have Sunderland's best player on it
>>
>BADLY

fuck me
>>
holy shit i cant believe how bradley is even allowed on the pitch
>>
Im begging you Serbbros, just walk up the field go up to BADley and break his legs.
>>
>>73952555
Is your manager really not going to call up players like Pulisic? Our best players play abroad, we'd be 10x more shit than we already are without them. It sounds unreasonable.
>>
FUCKNOFF Bradlel. Don't even show up,say you have other plans.
>>
FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM
>>
literally the shittiest combination i have ever seen

usl tier
>>
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HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP
>>
>>73952366
can someone explain this image
>>
Can one of you Serbs injure bradley already? I will pay you several moneys.
>>
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>>73952588
He has to. Just look how atrocious our team is. Ignore the My Little Sawker shills here or the biased American commentators. Our domestic players are dogshit and anyone with promise has already moved to Europe to get better.
>>
>>73952312
There has been like 30 fouls tho
>>
>Crapodelo
>partyboy
>>
Serb bros

just imagine that Bradley is a kebab, pls
>>
>>73952608
it's a shop, there's a Union player with the same name as the guy from Jackass
>>
TOOOOOOOOOOO THEHTEHTETHHETHE
MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN
>>
Jesus that physio chick, anyone got nudes?
>>
>Jordan Morris
i literally let out a loud abrasive laugh when he shitted that shot into the empty stands above just now
>>
KILL YOURSELF, MORRIS
>>
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How are >we so bad?

baka
>>
>>73952644
>>73952655
The key to making Altidore look like a starting forward is to have Morris as your sub
>>
>Jordan Memeis

>Stanford Messi

Him and Altidore and any Mlels striker besides Deuce can fuck off.
>>
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>This fucking game!
>>
>>73952659

tbf he is just testing some things...

Atleast a goal would've been nice though
>>
>USA wins 0:0
>>
>literally nobody even close to him
>agenelo still manages to fall
>>
>>73952659
it's ok to unironically say 'we' when referring to your national team
>>
that was terrible
>>
>the absolutely state of American sawker

MY LITTLE SAWKER

>MY LITTLE SAWKER

MY LITTLE SAWKER

>MY LITTLE SAWKER

MY LITTLE SAWKER

>MY LITTLE SAWKER

MY LITTLE SAWKER

>MY LITTLE SAWKER

MY LITTLE SAWKER
>>
>>73952588

He's called up available players. The Americans that play in Europe are currently playing for their clubs, and since its not an Official FIFA matchday they don't and won't be loaned out to the National Team
>>
USA LOSES 0-0

KEKED
>>
>>73952708
self-hating euroboos please leave
>>
Bruce Arena sounds like he has a lisp and is probably the most dadmode looking person ive ever seen
>>
>he'll be fine
t. Bruce Arena
>>
>tfw WE DIDN'T LOSE

USA USA USA
S
A

U
S
A

U
S
A
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>>73952713
>the irrelevant country.
>>
>>73952726
It's time to start revving up the apologist articles, Doyle. Jewber needs to save the league's face after this embarrassing game.
>>
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>Still taking from Arenas post game interview.
Pic related.
>>
>>73952711
Yeah that makes sense. Best of luck in the qualifiers, we need another US Englel group in the WC for the memes.
>>
atleast our defence isn't as bad as our offence
>>
These old men are just aren't getting us to the World Cup anymore, ironically the youfs were the least shameless players out there.
>>
>>73952814

did you not watch the game?

our back 4 NEVER stopped an attack
>>
>bob bradley will save us I s-s-s-swear

LMAO MLS SHITS
>>
Please ban all the players from this shit league from ever putting on a national team shirt. Put in any european player plying his trade in the big leagues.
>>
>>73951959
>no Milošević poster
>no Crvena Zvezda or Partizan scarf
>>
>>73952828
At least now we have proof that Zusi at RB was a bad idea and never have to try it again
>>
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>>73952429
Omg, I lold hard.
>>
The disparity between the quality of MLS and Liga MX is not even funny anymore. Something has to be done, quick
>>
>>73952839
They tried that under Klinnsmann. Benchwarmers on European teams like Julian Green didn't work out too well
>>
>>73952839
>>73952928
Also I don't think we even have 11 players in top European leagues right now, so we couldn't even if we wanted to
>>
>>73952928
>Howard

>Yedlin-Brooks-Cameron-(MLS SHITTER THAT HAS TO BE WATCHED BY THE OTHERS)

>Pulisic-Gooch-(MLS MIDFIELDER THAT HAS TO BE WATCHED)-Johnson

>Wood-Dempsey

Done.
>>
>>73951319
You say that now but it's a grass is greener on the other side scenario, it's no fun when the sun sets at 4pm and then you have all these mopey people drinking their depression away because they're not getting enough sun, even if you stay indoors just seeing a nice sunny day with blue skies has an effect. Good thing is you don't get smelly as quickly with the cold whereas humid heat does a number on your armpits
>>
>>73952928
Id honestly rather take promising european based academy kids than one more mls shitter with garbage first touch like altidore, zardes or bradley.
>>
Glad I turned this match off early. When is the mls going bust? Reeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>73953275
Even players who've never played a single minute with their senior club teams or are sparingly used bench options?
>>
>>73952919
When was this even an argument, an all liga mx team tied chile In their copa america. MLS would have gotten trampled.
>>
>>73953400
That's not the copa america where they got blown out 7-0, is it?
>>
>>73953357
Literally better than watching alticrap lose the ball or Bradlel turn over.
>>
>>73950262
We need el Piojo tbqh la
>>
>>73953558
No, It was the one where chile hosted and mexico almost beat them with a B team something even argentina couldn't do
>>
>>73952928
Green has one world cup goal while a shitter like Wondolowski blew his chance. I'd rather take Green 2bh.
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