Mainz vs BVB
rip Emily
>>73944444
checked
Tuchel a cute. Cute!
>>73944579
calm down kyoko
shit thread
im scared /sp/ hold me!
>>73944606
thanks
>>73944591
disgusting
>>73944591
I believe >we can do it
Football will be the real winner today!
Why is he so perfect?
9th for Götze suicide when?
Ayy yes burki is back
R E U S
E
U
S
little /bundes/ academia
REUS <3
royce
BEEEP BEEEP
HAHAHAH TIME FOR REUS GOALS
reus hat trick coming
Well that was quick.
ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE ROLLS ROYCE
damn
>taking an early lead
Mainz win confirmed
goat
customers on suicide watch
REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS
why did
>Bojan
go to Mainz of all places?
where is the VJuice poster?
Man sure feels good to be a Dortmund fan right now haha
>>73944710
Don't think so la
>>73944726
Pretty much guaranteed playing time now that Malli is gone
Is Dortmund /ourteam/?
Right, where was Mainz' right defender?
>>73944726
They sold their best player for some reason. Can't replace Malli with Bojan tho
let's see whether Vatican Reus poster will show up
>>73944741
yes. Borussia = Prussia
>>73944831
just like West Poland ;-)
>>73944785
I came exclusively for the Reusposting today
>the city of mainz
>>73944725
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE
>>73944843
re-establishing Prussia when :)
>Mainz refballed already
classic Dortmund
wew
haven't been watching bundes for a while
is Bartra considered a flop?
wewewew
>>73944902
yes
>>73944882
never, we caliphate now xDDDD
>>73944902
yes
>>73944881
no u
>>73944591
I feel bad about his hair now
Holy fucking shit the Finnish eurosport commentator keeps breathing on the mic
>Marco Reus spielt für sein Leben gern
>>73944902
depends. He had a good start, but somewhere around November his game dropped drastically. But that's true for the whole Dortmund backline desu schnesu.
>>73944902
so far, yes
>Bayern don't get a clear pen
>Leipzig don't get a clear pen
>Mainz get an onside goal called offside against Dortmund
really gets the noggin ticking
The Opel Arena is so uncomfy
>>73944902
Yes. But he is still young and could improve with some time.
>>73944967
*around October/November
>>73944869
did he get injured for smiling?
>>73944646
he's the great american hope
>>73944985
>28
>young
>SHEER LEL
>Schürrle
fucking kek
>>73945005
>>73944741
yes
shitle
>>73945008
roasted
>>73944902
>>73944985
plus he and to a lesser extent Bender are the only BVB CBs who can play Hummelesque passes.
there should be something like sky sport student desu
>Mainz 5,0
>>73945051
Yeah, he was quite Hummels-y in the start of the season
>>73945014
here's your (you)
>>73945014
Bartra just turned 26
>>73945077
>feeding the troll
decent set up
>>73944902
>judging a player after a half year for being bad in a bad defence
>>73945096
omnomnom
>>73945096
Idk senpai, some posters here are genuinely retarded.
I guess with time I'll be able to tell who is trolling and who is just stupid.
>>73945128
im just stupid senpai
>>73945128
When in doubt, ask me. :-)
NO NO NO NO FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
>DORTMUND'S DEFENSE
JUSRT
>>73945051
Ginter is our best passing CB. Then Barta and Bender, which are on the same level desu. Sokratis is like Boateng, has sometimes pretty good passes, but mostly awful
>>73945153
I swear to god, if you were just pretending...
i can't find any decent streams, can anyone help me out?
>>73944920
stinky sand people no friends of Polan >:(
>>73945196
The spanish acestream on Reddit is good
>>73945154
Bartra and Ginter screw up a lot when defending, though. Sokratis and Bender are generally more solid.
>>73945154
Idk mang. Ginter is a weird one. He has a fantastic technique for a CB but weirdly enough his passing patterns don't match his skill level. Maybe he just needs some more time and confidence, but right now Bartra and Bender have the smarter passing game.
t. memeverlagerung autist.
>>73945224
He's talking about passing only.
Nobody doubts that Sokratis is the by far best CB Dortmund has right now
Judo Muto
>>73945220
gonna try that one. i'm close to desperation so spanish will do.
#EchteLiebe
>>73945224
Both are good at playing offensive, but fuck up defending
>>73945226
He is from the passing the closest to what Hummels is. Ginters technique is fantastic as you said, but he seems so unsure when it comes to defending. His crosses while playing as a RB are even better than most wingers
The black uniform that Bürki is wearing looks so much better than the red one.
>dumbers
>Fox sport commentators talking about Leverkusen and chichapinga in the middle of the game
fuck sake
>stream is kinda boring
>no one is talking
>spanish commentator screams TUCHEL
fuck you
>>73945378
I died
why did we sell Kuba?
You know remember Mario "Better than Messi" Götze
>>73945378
How did he pronounce it?
>>73944647
buying him was really worth it.
goodbye
>>73945392
Can't trust a Pole
my internet went down. doesn't look like I missed anything for the moment
>>73945392
He wanted to leave.
>>73945392
Wolfsburg's bench more comfy
>castro is dead
>gonzalo castro is shit
>obama steps down
>obamayang is shit
>>73945433
>those comfy VW seats
>>73945435
Makes you think
>>73945435
really gives the ol' noggin' a joggin'
>>73945394
it was something like
TUH-HELL
>>73945435
makes you tinker
>>73945377
I also hate the sporadic Chicanito comments from the Fox Sports commentators. They were just talking about Trump too, for some reason.
why is he so meme
>>73945435
Time for Dortmund's brave Croatian Messi to build the yellow wall and make >Schalke pay for it.
>>73945435
rly meks ur bren insne
>>73945466
friends with exposiola
>>73945466
BvB turns you into a meme.
>>73945466
whoever makes these pictures, i wish you a long and healthy life
2nd half substitutions?
>>73945466
>>73945530
Dembele for Castro
>>73945484
>BvB turns you into a meme.
it's not 2010 anymore. Our transformation into a meme was completed 5 years ago.
>>73945530
DEMBELE
>>73945466
>>73945530
götze or bust!
>love is in the air
I still don't get it
>>73945587
time for tuchel posting?
>>73945609
>götze
>bust
pick two
>>73945630
>not #reallove in the air
>>73945641
i'm already out lel
>>73945670
>>73945530
Kagawa for Weigl
>backstreet boys playing in mainz stadium
wtf I love mainz now
>>73945696
That's about one of the worst substitutions they could make.
>>73945641
is he summoning the X-Men to his aid?
>>73945695
>>73945641
>Park in the background wondering wtf he just saw
>don't use fireworks just smoke instead
lel
>>73945760
Thurn und Taxis is a fucking retard
>>73945760
Why is Fritz von Thurn und Taxis so based?
Dortmund needs to score more or it's going to end bad
>>73945743
huh I thought I had more tuchel, have a Reus instead.
>>73945831
dont jinx it!!!
>>73945831
don't worry they will
Just a reminder that Obama >>>>>> Lelwanfraudski
>>73945890
coming from a pole
>>73945848
I knew I had one more
Pullisic or Dembele should come in.
>>73945890
Barrios > Obama >>>>>> the flop Lebowski
somehow my 2 year old niece broke my closet door.
burki is looking healthy
>>73945935
>Barrios
first victim of China
>>73945946
Now you can get out of it
>>73945946
Why did you lock her in your closet, anon?
>>73945946
Why would you hit your niece with a closet door?
Shirley looks like a younger more arrogant Santa Claus
>>73945963
walked into that one
>>73945965
>>73945985
she was being rude
>>73946024
kek
>>73945935
>we kicked out Barrios for Lelskurwowski
REEEEEEE
>>73946024
Won't be able to unsee that now
GÖTZE KOMM JUNGE!
gotze warming up
>>73946107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXnt9iGEdIM
Guerreiro OUT
Götze IN
>wearing gloves with a short sleeve shirt
gotze pls
>Götze for Guerreiro
Tuchel pls
>>73946157
His fingers are greasy.
>>73946157
the fat keeps him cozy
>>73946154
why not Castro OUT ????
>>73946157
never had cold hands?
>>73946072
>we
>hates Lewandowski
based german minority
keep proudly waving our flag over there
>>73946152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olSH_x0mAL0
>>73946157
I don't see the problem.
The sweat off your arms evaporates AND you get to have warm hands.
>Aaron Seydel
classic german
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>73946189
wtf I love Kagawa Shinji now
>>73946184
>why not Castro OUT ????
Beats me, maybe he is playing some 4d chess
>>73946157
they are called hand shoes you heathen.
>>73946189
>comments and ratings switched off
why are people so mean
>>73946237
Which Shinji is more /a/?
>>73946236
Ugh... truly Dortmund matches bring out the dumbest kind of /bintpol/-posters
Dembele IN
Auba OUT
>>73946277
good argument
>>73946276
obviously Kagawa, not even close
>>73946281
Honduras POOR
D E M B A L L E R
>>73946276
the left
>>73946276
the one piece fanboy
>>73946292
Germany TURKED
>>73946276
>smug nigglet walkon kid
>>73946292
Don't start crossing words about football with a country that started a war over it.
>>73946303
What a poor choice of words.
It ROACHED.
>>73946276
>>73946298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0W5Or1i-60
>>73946312
Don't be poor
Oh wait... You can't lmao
MANLETS BTFO HAHAHAHA
>>73946329
Kek.
>young santa getting carded for starting shit
last few Mainz games have been kind of a letdown
they used to be intense
>>73946329
Is this a marketing gag or does he really read that shit?
game gettin ugly now, might be bad for BVB
>>73946312
we BTFO'd those salvadorans so much they haven't been to a WC since 82.
>>73946360
That was the Hungarians lad.
>>73946386
lel
>>73946386
damn
>>73946356
he only watches the anime
>>73946413
But that shit is made for 10 year olds.
Is he a manchild in secret?
>>73946386
tfw we could've gone out of group stage if it wasnt for that chilean sob Gastón Castro
>>73946432
hes only doing it ironically
>buy Bartra
>he's so shit you have to play Ginter
I thought even bench warmers at Barca were good? Same with fucking Rode.
>>73946435
Is this applicable to your country too?
>>73946467
>not playing the world champion
>>73946467
Rode is injured
FUCK
crap
>>73946477
Forgot to attach file because that goal startled me.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
lammoing my ass off
DIDN'T I TELL YOU GOD DAMN IT
>>73945831
>>73945831
>>73945831
I sometimes hate being a Dortmund fan
FUCK OFFF
SHAREHOLDERS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE SHARES ARE REACHING A NEW LOW!
what a biased commentator
FUCK
>>73946477
We tied the spaniards, and the car bombers and would've advanced by tying the yugos but the ref gave a shoddy penalty, we went back in 10, and 14 but didn't do much.
YES
Serves dortmund right for flopping all over the place.
Mainz have cool goal music
Dortmund is 15 points behind Bayern
I thought they were usually the second place team?
>>73946501
yup.
>Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks >Dortcucks
>>73946509
this
GOD DAMN IT
>>73946495
oh, that, nah we don't have badass cops, we have smaller slums than brazilians favelas but its a good description of what happens there.
>one shot on goal
>one goal
pffffffff
>>73946516
Miki, Hummels and Gundogan leaving hurt the team.
Victoria Justice BTFO
save us pulisic
PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC
>first shot on goal
Typical.
The defending is just atrocious.
>>73946516
A big strong bull made its way into the bundesliga
PulliGOD IN
did götze have the ball once?
almost got double cucked
GO MAINZ
I don't understand why we bought Götze and Schürrle. Wasted 50m, should have bought someone whos able to replace Gündogan or Hummels.
>>73946542
STOP POSTING YOU WHORE
>>73946564
yes, he also made a pass.
>>73946564
He had it on the edge of the area last attack, might've been his attack that lost it
>>73946516
it's only 14 pts, so not so bad
>>73946564
The last time he had the ball was the 2014 WC final.
>>73946574
Götze was beyond pointless
>>73946564
götze IS the ball
>>73946574
like who?
The season started so well. What went wrong?
>>73946641
Tuchel tbf
>>73946641
Offense wins matches
Defense wins titles
>>73946641
the defence
>>73946641
tuchel's meme tactics
>>73946641
tuchel got EXPOSED
also, sokratis alone is not enough and all the other CBs are shit
and practically every single guy they bought in summer turned out to be shit, with the exception of maybe guerreiro, but he's perma injured
>Dortmund needing refball to draw with Mainz
TOP KEK
>>73946622
Süle and Bernardo Silva
wew
nooooooooooooooooo
>>73946641
should had let livershit get the gotze meme and get a good DM.
>>73946622
they could've gotten Süle
>literally inches away from defeat
dortmund's defense is a joke
>>73946689
good signings, but i doubt they would be able to instantly replace hummels and gündogan.
>>73946641
this season is whack for a lot of the "good" teams
BMG and Leverkusen have it worse
>10 pt gap between 2nd and 3rd
without Leipzig the table would look really pathetic
It was a fun ride guys. We thought we could get the title again. We were too cocky. Soon we will join the neighborhood of Schalke, Mainz and the like.
Any true football fan would rather have Bayern win the Meisterschaft 50 times in a row than have a plastic club like fucking Brauseball lift the bowl
just kill me la
Cheer up, at least >we are not >Schalke
Shares are bound to take another dip lel
>>73946783
i don't even care anymore.
bayern is a filthy shitclub and hoeneß and rummenigge can go die in a fire. our league is trash.
>>73946783
>Any true football fan would rather have Bayern win the Meisterschaft 50 times in a row than have a plastic club like fucking Brauseball lift the bowl
Clubs that happened to be on top when the money came into the sport like Bayern Real and Man United are literally no better than rich owner clubs.
Both types owe their success to having more money
>>73946842
And that is why american sports are the best ever
>>73946779
>>73946779
>>73946779
>>73946779
who can stop us
>>73946955
I'd be surprised if this poor attempt at shitposting gets more than 5 replies
SHAREHOLDERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW
What;s worse? Being a Liverpoop or Dortcuck """"fan""""?
>>73946709
But Weigl is good. The CBs on the other hand are pure dogshit.
Who /lajjpzish/ here?
>>73947042
Being you :^)
>A dress Franks fort are going to the champions league
Is this the 50s?
>>73947183
>tfw the Fussballgott will finally play in champions league
>>73947225
Eimer holt den Henkelpott
>shareholders
lamo
>>73947573
this
>BVB
Watching the X Games
>>73948293
is that Götze?
>>73948303
more like zzz Games
>>73948303
i don't know what that is and i don't care to find out
Hey, everybody scored except for >Schalke!
>>73948551
>Schalke
>>73948551
yes they really have a problem scoring. it's mostly not even the lack of creating chances, but actually converting them
but i think burgstaller can help
>>73948675
>they really have a problem scoring
/ourclub/
Hello I'm back.
Time to eat.
what do you eat
Cock
:(
>>73948870
I have some Brötchen leftover from breakfast.
>>73946709
Weigl is great. But I agree they're in dire need for a ballplaying CM a la Gündogan. Guerreiro could be that certain someone, but we'll have to wait and see what Tuchels plans are for him.
>>73948916
haha
so how about that schweinsteiger?
i can touch my chin with my tongue
TIL that Eintracht means Harmony in German (unless google translate lied to me).
Harmony Frankfurt, that sounds adorable, makes me like the club even more.
>>73949288
it's not used that much anymore though, mostly because Harmonie exists as well
>>73949216
happy for him
>>73949253
Is he holding the notebook with his right hand
>>73949288
yes. It's something between harmony and unity.
>>73949216
I'm 100% honest when I say that I almost/already forgot about him.
>>73949288
>Harmony
>In the multicultural city of Frankfurt
>>73949311
I also tried to translate Eintracht Braunschweig and got Harmony Brown Silence which sounds weird, what would the proper translation be, if there is any?
>>73949342
probably
>>73949359
Eintracht = Harmony/Concord/Unity
Braun = Brown
Schweig = Imperative form of "silent". I have no idea why though
>>73949359
braun means brown and schweig is the imperative of silencing, that's why you got that translation
where the city has its name from, I have no idea
>>73949359
Braun and Schweigen really translates as brown and silence (verb). But the name probably derives from some old german dialect and has a completely different meaning.
When you take modern german, Darmstadt can be translated as intestinal city.
>>73949442
>>73949467
Thanks guys. You think they'll make it to the bundes next season? Currently in the number one spot.
>>73949442
>>73949467
should have reloaded the page before I started writing
same here
>>73948303
Didn't knew that they still exist desu.
>>73949216
didnt see, but nice to hear
>>73949473
There's a town in Jylland just called Tarm (Darm).
DÜ DÜ DÜ
>>73949574
Still going strong haha
night
>>73949491
I hope not
>Rechtsverteidiger Vieirinha (31) hat gegenüber dem „kicker“ verlauten lassen, dass er mit seiner aktuellen Situation beim VfL Wolfsburg zufrieden ist: „Zu 99,9 Prozent bleibe ich. Ich bin glücklich hier und bleibe gerne.“ Zuletzt wurde der Portugiese mit einer Rückkehr zu PAOK Saloniki in Verbindung gebracht.
I really like him as RB. If he would be 3 years younger I really would've liked to see him at a bigger club
>>73949723
what a non-post
>>73949705
good night
yours is a non-post
>>73949744
I'm serious. In my opinion he's definitely one of the most underrated fullbacks who currently play at the buli. thanks for reading
>>73950194
hehe silly
>>73950194
Saiki Kusuo no Ψ Nan (dubbed*)
*pls don't hit me
it's ok i dont watch animu
just curious what kids watch these days
>dortmund tied
>>73951087
Home against Leipzig next week :)
>>73951146
any prediction, dane-chan?
>>73951226
The BVB to win 2-1
>>73951575
nice
are you drinking
>>73951575
shareholder here, I think thats highly unlikely
>>73951575
>inb4 another 1-1 draw
>>73951956
No
>>73951973
The plastics won't be able to resist the Echte Liebe from the Gelbe Wand.
>>73952363
why
>>73952432
I only had some wine earlier.
O Grêmio chegou a um acordo com o Hamburgo pela venda do volante Walace. O atleta viajou para a Alemanha para realização de exames médicos.
show feet, and Ill show feet of my gf, I swear
>>73952817
JUST
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning