Handball world cup final

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*Heart of courage plays*

Do we have a chance bros?

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smugging our way to gold

>remove kebab

is this the BLACKED thread?

>>73944281
you spelled silver wrong, which is pretty good for a wildcard

Damn if he announces all players that'll be looong

>>73944219
if they remembered to bring lube, the pain might not be so bad

>>73944473
Boring speaker

> There are players that could get their 5th world title

Ah here comes the norwaybros

>>73944473
the match is set to start 17.30

Sander needs to have the game of his life today.

>>73944491
More than Sweden, Norway and Denmark reunited

>>73944515
they all need to

>>73944219
>Do we have a chance bros?
Hell, we shouldn't even be there, let's just hope the french doesn't ass pound us like they did during the group play, was anything but a good sportsmanship match, the players looked like they wanted to fight at the end of the match

>>73944536
>let's just hope the french doesn't ass pound us like they did during the group play, was anything but a good sportsmanship match
What happened ?
t. noob who only watch the final

Good luck my Norwegian friends!

Qu'un sang impur abreuve nos sillons ~

>>73944559
Thanks, we'll need it

Good luck to you too

>>73944559
choke on a banana niglord

>>73944536
>>73944552
the result was 31-28, I wouldn't call it "ass pounding", but I think France will win by a greater margin this time

>>73944552
>What happened ?
Last 15-20 minutes were just really rough on both sides, aggressive defense play

>>73944559

Same to you, it will be a fun game

>>73944559
good luck to you too

>>73944593
how rude

>>73944597
Well the margin wasn't that big, honestly Norway has its chance.
>>73944611
Thanks for the resume

Gonna be a far harder game than in the groups. GL Norway.

good start, two mistakes

W-wew

>>73944628
I'm sorry good luck frienderino

kek, norwegian commentator freaked out after first goal

>>73944593
That's why /sp/ sucks now

penalty already

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They awoken nordic gods, we're doomed

yet another penalty

fuck yeah!

Nice catch

holy shit, I just realised that the ref is danish

>seven nation army

Please stop it.

>>73944738
At least he's not swedish

>>73944738
So what?

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I was checking out an online store yesterday and found "Handball 17"
has anyone tried it?
I watched some gameplay on youtube and it looks pretty shitty

>>73944774
nordic brother, might give us some advantage
a small hope for us

>>73944779
It's shit indeed

full team again

nice save

>>73944798
Working pretty well so far

>>73944798
It will balance with the fact we play at home I guess.

> team that has a one man advantage shits itself again

how is it always the case since the beginning of the tournament ?

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit the norwegian goalkeeper is good

third penalty

goddamnit

>>73944821
and the fact that you have a stronger team

Le flying winger man

>>73944844
Well so far you're pretty solid.

anyone have free stream

help me please

4th penalty

shit

>>73944859

all of them seemed fair, but yeah it's strange we get so many of them

Torbjorn doesn't fuck around holy shit

nice 7th goal frenchies

>>73944858
you dont have tv2?
http://www.stream2watch.cc/stream-sport/handball/france-vs-norway-live-stream

>>73944879
The Karabatic one was weird, but the other were legit
France plays more duel than the Norvegian

goddamnit, how many penalties do they have now?

great shooting from us so far.

Are all goals from france gonna be penalties?
Because this is silly now.

>>73944879
>all of them seemed fair, but yeah it's strange we get so many of them
5th one now, but yeah all deserved

and saved!

>>73944889
har ikke tv

>>73944922

yet we shit pants

I hope Norge lose. Annoying jävlar.

>>73944933
that explains it

HEIA NORGE

>>73944916

Our guys look realy fired up in defence, maybe to much so.

>>73944948
>sverige

also
>omeyer du fromage

>the city of Omeyer

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>>73944948

>>73944822
That's our fucking job, go away thief.

Omeyer can't do it anymore ;_;

VINCENT BASED GERARD

Omeyer a shite now

Can someone remove Tonnesen? Fucking brute

>>73944969
Shill, I thought we are together in this.

>>73945003
good news for us is that he barely played on friday

hope he can keep it up

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>>73944948

I'm surprised we are doing okay so far.

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>>73945049

>>73944933
Går på radio på NRK 1 og NRK Sport

>>73945074
don't jinx it, just a had a screwup

>>73945049
Based kids. Still smarter in all major topics than you all with your fucking oil and kjämpetorsk, literally all you have.

Let's keep on topic.

B E R G E R U D

you should thank us france
we're setting up a perferct final for you
>1st half: norway in the lead
>2nd half: france takes the lead and wins

>>73945083
>>73945049
Why is that poor black girl more manly than the males there?

>>73945116
GODDAMN BERGERUD
STOP THE WALL

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Visste du ærlig tror at du kan stampe France? Du er ingenting å t han frosker, men bare en shill å gjore narr av. Han vil trampe deg med presisjon det liker aldri for sett på denne jord. Hvis bare du hadde visst hva slags gjengjeldelse at forsok på å stampe Frankrike ville bringe ned på deg, kanskje du ville ha tenkt to ganger. Vel du kunne ikke. Du gjorde ikke det. Og nå er du betale prisen, tåpelig olje fjellet kjopmann. Bygg en vegg. Du kan ikke stampe froskene.

t. google translate

>>73945130
i think yesterday took the lead in literally the last minute for the first time in the match
that's gotta sting

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>>73945108

Our defense is trash

>>73945130
I agree in that.

>>73945130
fuck that

get sagosen going and we might win this. pump bergerud full of ski medicine.

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>tfw Norway in lead

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>>73945151
nice meme

>>73945162
ohmeier is too old by now

>>73945170
WATCH OUT CROATIA THERE IS A GAME WINNING PENALTY TO SCORE BEHIND YOU!

>>73945151

> tåpelig olje fjellet kjopmann

noice

Please kill the frogs Norway.

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>>73945198
4th

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>that phone call that saved handball

>>73945188
ouch

>>73945138
>swedish evolution

>>73945004
You're a cuck for not cheering for your neighbour desu, and especially when it's against the frogs

6th penalty

goddamnit

>>73945004
>not cheering for your fellow scandis
you should unironically kill yourself

31-32 for France

18 goals from penalties for France.

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>6th 7m throw in first half

France didn't prepared the bulls, but the reffs look prepared

>>73945274
t.referee

>>73945274

>and especially when it's against the frogs

c'mon we are nice guys

>>73945274
its the swedish king posting

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Gerard built the wall.

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FUCK YOU NORWAY YOU WONT ROB US LIKE PORTUGAL DID

>>73945295
>>73945296
Those pens where legit desu

>>73945274
>cheering for your neighbour
I've never cared for sweden, but I always cheer for denmark, iceland and finland

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>>73945313
DONT REMIND ME OF THE EURO 2016 I ALMOST FORGOT IT

>>73945316
were*

Norway will chock hard in 2nd half.

>>73945274
I never cheer for swedes so no hard feelings here

watching them fuck up time and time again is satisfying

POOOPOLOPOPOPOOOO

Top kek

that shot in just before time, what a huge fuckup

>>73945316
Sure.

HAHAHA how stupid

oh, what a surprise, we fucked up at the end

Aaaayyyyyyyyy

AHAHAHAHAH

what is the block percentage from our goalies?

I reckon it is shit

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COCORICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>73945344
join the club

>>73945319
>>73945333
Well alright, I would still cheer for Sweden if they were in the finals against a non-nordic country. Even if they're cucks they're still our brothers.

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Norway, come home.

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>>73945313

How mean, you guys already won so much, let us have some gold too...

>>73944593
this

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Norway, I like your team but could you fix your logo please?

What's with Scandinavians and wild cards

>Denmark 1992
>Norway 2017

>>73945401
It's cute.
You don't need a nigger or a cock for a logo, France.

>>73945401
What's wrong with that? It looks very cozy.

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>qualified as a wild card
>somehow reached final
>frogs freaking out when they take the lead
>frogs getting salty in thread
>mfw

don't really care about the result since I know our players are gonna be treated as heroes anyway

>>73945401
I suddenly want an ice cream

>>73945401
Look at that smug polar bear

>>73945401
no, we're not gonna change it to a frog

>>73945401
I kinda wish our football logo had an ice bear too

>>73945453
>>frogs getting salty in thread
what are you talking about ?

>>73945401
should be a moose

or a hunter killing wolf pups

>>73945493
>>73944178

>>73945510
I see no salty post.

>>73945493
the reddit thread

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>>73945424
War in Yugoslavia was a beautiful thing

>dfn ingen rullestoljv

>>73945532
no problem m8

>>73945510
Come on mate, it has been a pretty comfy thread so far...

>>73945532
That's a small trophy

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>>73945549
For you

this game is weird

>>73945585
that's a handsome man

The choke is real

>>73945600
4 u

>>73945599
so is handegg

plz don't choke ;_;

>>73945600
You should see his wife kek

>>73945616
apart from the penalties, handegg doesn't really have many odd rules, get the ball down the field.

now this is embarrasing
congrats france

>inb4 France does a Croatia

GUIGOU

Fuck this shit.

Le collapse

hehehe feels good

>most dangerous lead

Calling the Norway comeback

F

Why are >we so strong at the beginning of EVERY second half ?

france will only score 25

That music tho

PORTE PORTE PORTE

la roucoulette

It's the first 10 minutes of the second half.. every time

that's when france get a lead in every single game at this tournament

Jesus Norway, get your shit together please

THE STRONGHOLD OF GERARD
THE KINGDOM OF GUIGOU

They though that omeyer was done. Sunddenly GERARD

>>73945728
it's ok, only 20 more minutes to go

>>73945722
fuck you dumb ass frog
you won against us and this is our first try at the final
stop acting like this is a surprise and just take gold already

do they have to pass if they jump and don't shoot?

>>73945757
Wow, why so salty?

>>73945766
No. But they most likely can't do anything after so better pass the ball.

>>73945766
Nope, but this is very usefull to create space

>>73945766
jump and land with the ball if you have already dribbled is traveling, like basketball

>>73945727
>>73945742
only thing that can prevent a victory at this point is if france let it slip

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>>73945757
Please apply to burned areas

Tonnessen MVP, seriously

>>73945819
I agree

>>73945819
Bergerud was a beast at the start, he is in the contest aswell.

>>73945819
lls

red for narcisse

>Diving

Oh look another semen slurping yuro "sport".

>>73945792
>Frogs
>Choking

Pick one

>>73945865
>what is rio 2016

>>73945865
>what is Eder

>>73945817
Lol les pauvres arrêtez ils sont assez malmenés comme ça on va pas en rajouter :')

>inside the area
>blocks the pass
>no call

wut?

>>73945883
ntm

>>73945836
Yeah he's on fire

Btw is this WWE or something

>>73945896
WE WANT DRAMA

seems like the refs wanna decide this

Refs making some strange decisions now.

KMAHEMAHEMAHE

>>73945886
Le host nation

>dat karabatic cheating gets frogs a pen
three attacks in a row decided by the refs

>>73945911

yeah we need refball to have some ease
not cool for norway

Bergerud is the best handball goalie atm

NAMAMIDABU-TSUUUUUUUUUU

>>73945888
>ntm
>initials of " Nique Ta Mère ", meaning " Go Fuck Your Mom ", insult often used by niggers and sandniggers in france
>Muhammad detected

Vivement le FN

>>73945911
Germans are not allowed to talk about ref

>refball
I mean, the Frogs are probably still going to get deserved win, but this is disappointing.

BERGERUD IS AN OCTOPUS
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

It's over.

Good game.

Shitpost aside, I like this Norwegian team. I hope to see them again in the future.

this is a pretty meme sport desu

>>73945955
u scared white boi?

>>73945865
They'll probably just surrender before the match is over.

>>73945999
Less meme than basket-ball if you think about it

RIP

""""""""""""""""""""french""""""""""""""""""""""" am I right? lol

>>73945999
tbf, usa are champions at playing meme sports, like nigger hoops, handegg, not based ball or ice cream challenge

Congrats france

HIGH ENERGY second half. Many such cases!

Vive la France bande de fdp

>>73946026
ah LOL

Stopped watching after France got like.. 8 penalties or something vs us?

So obvious refs are bought and paid for by that socialist french money.

>>73945999

trips confirm

>>73946013
Give us all your oil and we let you win the next tournament

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gib gold

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Finally Francewinslol

How many steps are they allowed to take? The guys just walk the whole pitch without refs calling anything

>>73945998
This, I hope we play Norway next tournament

GUIGOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>73946013
AH AH AH AH THE FUCKING EPIC SURRENDER MEME SO FUNNY AMIRITE GUYS BECAUSE THE FRENCH SURRENDERED DURING WW2 XD XD XD

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/qi/8080884/Quite-Interesting-the-QI-cabinet-of-curiosity.html

Which country is the most successful military power in European history?
France. According to the historian Niall Ferguson, of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in 50 – more than Austria (47) and England (43). Out of 168 battles fought since 387BC, they have won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10.

GG Frogs, congrats with the title.
You've had a stellar second half.

>>73946052
3 without dribbling

>>73946052
3 after dribbling
Those were veeeery long steps

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>>73946043
Shhh, just take the hit

>>73946058
oh shit you got triggered son. take a rest alright

>>73946058
Emergency Copypasta

>>73946058
>being triggered by le surrender xD meme

>>73946043
Those pens were legit stop being so butthurt

>>73946001
Fucking nigger i'm 6'7 tall and 240 pounds of muscle unless your name is Michael C. Duncan, GTFO

Who's gonna be named MVP of the tournament bros?
Gérard has been godlike since the quarters

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>>73946058

Baited this hard. Embarassing

>>73946058
Calm down frog

>>73946058
>I took the bait

Please leave 2chan desu

>>73946058
Don't feed the trolls

>>73946087
Mikkel Hansen

>>73946052
its just like Basket Ball, you can do every thing you want as long as the ref isnt looking

>un fucking blow out

The City of Norway

>>73946064
You played well Norway, I hope your young generation will win some shit in the next years.

>>73946064
You played fearlessly in the first half. Hope to see you on next tournaments

>>73946118
kek

>ne pas prendre les bait des autres pays pour lancer une guerre des pays/races/religions à la fin des matchs pour continuer le fil une fois le coup de sifflet final sifflé.

alors comment se passe votre première fois sur ce board ?

>Norges lost their nerves
>Swedes lost their swag
>Americans are still farting
pretty based

>>73946058
jej

this kills the omeyer

>>73946086
>6'7
>240 pounds
>actually using american meme measures
off yourself fatso

BEST ANTHEM
A
S
E
D

À
N
T
H
Et
M

Our boys are to young and unexperienced.

France deserves this, hopefully we will get better for future championships.

>>73946052
It's like the 50km walk in athletisme. With the camera, it's stopped that they cheat. But walking at real speed you barely see it

> France blowing Norway out of the atmosphere
> Monaco is going to do the same thing to PSG tonight

Based evening

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That blow out

>>73946163
>hopefully we will get better for future championships

They certainly will, a lot of quality in this team.

>que dire ?
>on va parler de rollmops ?

les commentaires aux petits oignons sur tf1

Shitty ref tho

choke-o-mania

deserved win. I'll go cry now.

>>73946186
Federer won.
Today was GOOD day.

>>73946163
Was that your first time in world championship?

>>73946186
>Monaco is going to do the same thing to PSG tonight
it's gonna be a draw
t. bet specialist

>>73946058
>since 387BC
>France
also

>168 battles fought

I have a list of french victories in battles and the number is much more than that, pls don't judge my autism

Shit music

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>>73946192

>Norway may find my sides in the atmosphere they've been blown into

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a-at least we have the women's team...

>>73946186
>federer won
>france wins
>hamon will win
>psg will win
havent had such a good sunday in ages

>>73946186
>Federer won AO
Glorious day

Pinturault fucked up though

>>73946224
Litterraly this

>tfw we didn't get to btfo shitmark for theyr steal of the olympic final

>>73946203
I was about to call you out on the pain au chocolat but then I saw the proper wording on the bottom right, good on you anon

Reminder that we managed to lose in such situation

>>73946211

First final ever.

>>73946224
>>federer won
>>france wins
>>hamon will win
>>psg will win


Based Fillon is back too*

>>73946224
>Caring about politics

6 (SIX) TIMES WORLD CHAMPION

>>73946224
>Hamon
>aka bilal
>Will get barely 7% at the presidential election

meme primary.

>>73946208
And THIS

GERARD

>12 finals
>10 wins

based country

Pick 6

>>73946260

He will stole some vote to Macron
It will be Fillon vs Le Pen and that a good things!

>>73946186
Hahaha bonne chance petit monégasque, je te parie un 3-1 parisien ce soir. Deal ?

LOL le cheeky Gérard

>>73946255
>being an edgy shitlord

>>73946260
That's the point

>>73946222
At least we're still white;^)

Memes aside, good game frogs

>>73946287
Le Gérard outtanowhere

>>73946291
Being a polfag on /sp/ when France is world champion

Just kys

Good game Norway

>>73946308
that's the reason you lost, you need more immigration. trust me mate it works :^)

Good game Norway, I thought we were going to lose this game tbqh.

Sad to these retarded posts from both parties tho.

Congrats France. Well deserved as expected

Happy we kept it under 10 goals

>>73946322

Good game

>>73946286
Deal. Screencapped for future friendly banter

>>73946321
>caring about watching sports
lmao take a walk fattie

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gg ez

>>73946332

This has been one of the most polite threads i've ever seen, only the skiing threads are more civil.

too ezz

>>73946333
tbf, norway was the best team of tournament except france

Norway next big team in the game, mark my words.

>>73946339
Lack a star

Good game Norway, the first half made me sweat, but the 2nd was a chokefest

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>Pretty much first first time making it past qualifier in like 20 years
>Silver medal

I really can't believe we made it this far.
Good game froggos.

>>73946337
C'est l'ancienne version ça

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>>73946353
biathlon is good too but there are 0 thread

lol norgebros you got absolutely rekt. i wish we had actual opponents for a worldcup final. it was kind of underwhelming because of it. not hard feelings tho

Good game Norway, see you next tournament

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> People celebrating like crazy

Well, I don't wanna look smug, but winning this shit at home is no surprise.

>>73946353
It surprised me as well

>>73946324
>((()))

good game Norway

>>73946384
what? that germanbro and norgebro always make a thread for the women's races.

>>73946353
I truly mean it though.

This is the kinda post that I truly hate to see.
STOP WITH THIS SHIT.
>>73946348
"gg ez"

Just stop.

>>73946392
you right, losing finals IS a surprise for us now.

>>73946335
If Monaco win, post a thread about it with the screencap of my post included.

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NO ONES CARE ABOUT HANDBALL
FAGGOT SHOULD HAVE WON EURO 2016

>>73946406
lol fag

Well, good game Norway.

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>>73946222
FRENCH'D

>>73946404
Yep, women...

>some good young players
>based gerard
it's happening

>>73946428
The women's race is more interesting than /fourcadewinslol/ >we actually have a few good runners as opposed to only 1 for the men.