/hoc/

MIKE SMITH WITH THE SNIPE!

#FreeJesse

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MATHEWS > LAINE

FACT!

>>73928829
What a stud

>>73928829
How is it fact? Matthews is slower and has a worse shot

>>73928962
>Matthews is slower

Matthews skating is above average. Laine's has been described as a major flaw in his game since the draft. If you want to refute something as being non-factual, try being factual yourself.

>>73928829
8 seconds >> 11 second.

Sorry brah.

>>73928962
To be fair; Matthews is a better player overall
Doesn't mean Laine is bad, at all though
He's got an incredible shot; Matthews shot isn't bad either though

>Lemieux was asked who player reminds himself most?
>answered Patrik Laine
Hmm really activates my brain cells.

>>73929101
Laine is a non-bust fin
Enjoy it

>>73929064
11 seconds under some pressure > 8 seconds under no pressure

>>73929132
there's a lot more pressure doing it in front of your home crowd who has a big expectations. There's empty seats in LA lmao.

>>73929119
Denmark is very good

>>73929048
I don't think I've ever heard people saying laine's skating was subpar

But he very well could have the best shot in the league, what does matthews have the best at in the league? the best at almost being mexican?

>>73929164
No, there is more pressure during a big organized event that centers around these things, and where the best players in the game are watching you perform

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Results from Accuracy Shooting

Atlantic Division vs. Metropolitan Division

Okposo (15.970) vs. Tavares (26.800) - Atlantic wins 1 point

Matthews (12.280) vs. Crosby (10.730) - Metropolitan wins 1 point


Central Division vs. Pacific Division

Laine (21.820) vs. McDavid (15.640) - Pacific wins 1 point

Kane (18.950) vs. Carter (17.660) - Pacific wins 1 point


>Laine (21.820)
>Matthews (12.280)

Only person to beat Mathews was Sidney Crysby.
>Crosby (10.730)

Finland on Suicide Watch.

Will MacKinnon beat the speed record? guys srsly fast

>>73929184
every scouting report on him leading up to the draft noted his acceleration needs work. His stride is improved but still needs work as well.

Matthews acceleration is much better and overall he's the better skater easily.

>But he very well could have the best shot in the league,
thinking this, along with not having any idea of what the book on Laine was, shows you are a filthy fucking casual

>>73929267
Laine has done it in 8 seconds though.

>>73929267
it's funny that despite this some autists are still going to insist laine indisputably possesses a better shot than matthews.

>black man in a speed competition
lol

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>>73929316
>team skill competitions count

BUSTHEWS 2 LOSSES

LAINE 1 LOSS 1 WIN

Why are the LA fans booing Doughty?

>>73929969
Think they are saying "DREW"

>>73930012
Oh, lol
Makes sense now that you say it
Thanks!

BUSTHEWS 0 WINS 2 LOSSES

LAINE 2 WINS 1 LOSS


BUSTHEWS BTFO

HOC BTFO

>>73930049
Same think for Dubnyk. They say "DOOOOOOB".

It's probably caught on so well since the lower deeper vocal sounds are easier to yell in unison for a cheer.

>>73930157
Not sure why I never thought of that, lol
Thanks for clearing it out!

What kind of damage would a 101
Mph shot to the face do?

>>73930247
broken bones
potential (likely) brain damage/concussion

>>73930270
Stamkos took a hard one a few years ago and it flattened his nose.

They've really gotta get their fastest skater format set, and stick to it. McDavid would've beaten Larkin's time if he got a running start.

Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli
1m
McDavid says he wanted a running start in the fastest skater, that Larkin got last year, but #NHL drew a line of where he could start on ice

lmao the nhl doesn't give a fuck about mcmeme

>>73931124
he wouldn't have been faster anyway so it's a moot point. McDavid's should just shut the fuck up. Cringe.

>McMeme isn't that fast
>Weber is weak now
>Price can't stop a child

What did the NHL mean by this?

>Crosby best player
2 art ross
1 richard

Yeah no, pathetic I think people need a lesson on what actual dominance is

>LA fans boo the fuck out of Pavelski and Burns
>they don't realise they'll be playing on the same team representing Pacific division
Fucking dumb cucks, worse than the Blackhawks fans

>>73931221
He would've demolished Larkin's record tbqh, lad.

>>73931477
Doubt it, he was slower in the first round.

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>>73931477
>h-he w-would've w-won i swear!

Will Finland ever recover?

>>73931652

Lol Matthews shat the bed on his stickhandling

Laine got outskates by Bo Horvat, who's renowned for his poor skating.

>>73931804
busthews 0 wins 2 losses

laine 2 wins 1 loss

hmm

>>73931841
laine won though. also won mackinnon who is known for his skating. If Laine had reach out with his stick he might have won mcdavid.

>>73931844
>>73931859
>loses to Bo Horvat
>rules changed
>he "won"

My sides. I'd rather have Puljujarvi.

Matthews and Laine did the same competiton once and Matthews blew Laine out of the water.

in b4 Finns say head-to-head doesn't count

It doesn't matter what americucks are saying. Laine is still the better player.

>>73931941
but they weren't competing against each other.... Learn to compete with the rules given. lmao

>>73931966
>66

Lemieux approves my post

>>73931966
>Laine's better
>near equal stats even though Laine plays with non-rookie first round picks and Matthews plays with rookie fourth round picks
>Matthews plays a far more difficult and important position
>Laine has been exposed as one-dimensional and a severe defensive liability

ITT: Muricans and Finns debating who takes the title of second to McDavid

>>73932054
>le stand in front of the goal waiting Hyman to pass the puck man

>Gartner's record was set from a standstill at the centre line
>McDavid beats Gartner's record, from a standstill at the centre line
>Larkin gets 30 feet to accelerate before the clock starts
I'm pretty stoked that McDavid just set the all-time fastest skater record.

>>73932054
>Laine has been exposed as one-dimensional and a severe defensive liability

Wrong if you would have watched any games you notice that laine is better defensively than Matthews.

>near equal stats even though Laine plays with non-rookie first round picks and Matthews plays with rookie fourth round picks

Matthews has played 3 more games than laine. Laine is playing in wrong wing. Laine scored 11 goals in 14 games when he was a left winger. Then they moved him to right wing and his production has dropped.

And it doesn't really matter if the player is 1st or 6th round pick.

>>73932300
>Wrong if you would have watched any games you notice that laine is better defensively than Matthews.

Wrong if you would have watched any games you notice that Matthews is better defensively than laine.

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>>73932092
>le skate fast but not faster than dylan larkin man
>good

>>73932368
>making his name on speed alone
>slower than larkin
fucking embarrassing.

>>73932246
>Larkin had to waste valuable energy and adrenaline on a second attempt because they fucked up
>McMeme still can't match his speed

lmao

>>73932300
>And it doesn't really matter if the player is 1st or 6th round pick.

Retarded even by Finnish standards.

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Jenner is a mans name faggot
It's puljujora
Reminder that bob is best friends with ovi and terasenko
Based goalie

>>73932300
>celebrates scoring on his own team
>good defensively

select one

>Laine got 2 points for central
>central had 3 points overall
lmao

Hey boys lets see how fast I can get banned

>rags

mcmeme is not a man of principle
https://twitter.com/nhlatta/status/825471217993924609

>>73932430
McDavid had just beat MacKinnon like a minute before, he wasn't fresh either. As soon as Larkin beats McDavid's time under the same parameters, he can remove the asterisk from his "record".

>>73932432
>joe pavelski
>jamie benn
>pavel datsyuk
>henrik zetterberg
>henrik lundqvist

No it doesn't really matters

Hyman could be the next datsyuk, who knows?

>go to brothel every day for 7 days straight
>hook up with same girl every time
>give her multiple orgasms
>she falls in love with me
>"club"/brothel manager tells me i should take her with me back home
>spaghetti
>get seriously fucked up on shots and beer on my final day there
>fuck shit up even more with the whore girl from the brothel
>tfw no gf

SIX FEET UNDER SHE GON GET THAT FUCKIN PAPER

>>73932545
>multiple orgasms from a whore
>real

i got bad news for you magnus

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>>73932529
>unironically thinking hyman and brown are remotely near the level of scheifele and ehlers

>>73932545
>give her multiple orgasms
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Why wasn't Larkin at the Skills Competition to defend his "title"?

>>73932621
You don't know that yet.

>>73932529
http://myslu.stlawu.edu/~msch/sports/Schuckers_NHL_Draft.pdf

>>73932708
What might happen in the future is irrelevant, you moron.

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All-Star

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Good news everyone, I've decided to become a Jets fan again. I realized Winnipeg won't support them if I don't.

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Boston Bruins are my Eastern team.

>>73932513
He was 14 years old.

You're grasping, bud.

>>73933023
Those are my teams and I'm sticking to them

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All star skills was pretty boring tbqh.

There was a distinct lack of skill, and barely any fun to be had.

Props to Kesler's son, and Burnsie for the only one willing to do a trick shot in the shootout.

PS. The LA crowd are scum.

>>73933181
Don't judge me

>Be considered an elite goaltender
>Get scored on by a kid

What did Hasb fans mean by this?

>>73933309
Lol habs

>>73933309
>be considered an elite goaltender
only delusional casuals thought this tbf

>>73933323
Carey "The" Price "Is Wrong"

He plays the butterfly and his number is 31

sup idiots

>rags

lmao

take it easy

>>73933349
Rags are a joke. I don't know why Margot Robbie likes them

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>>73933366
because she's DAMAGED

>>73933394
I am making it my personal mission to convert her

Where can I watch the celebrity game?

All I can find is one on YT but it has no sound

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>>73933556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lxxhh_NxBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAMSSMI4sIs

>>73933599
Talking about the celebrity game.

He's already got a couple vids up, but they don't have sound.

>>73933599
he said celebrity game ya idiot

>>73933619
>>73933624
my bad senpai, i read his post upside-down

The monsters game was fucking lit
Korpi had a fantastic game it was tribe tribute night so they wore Indians style sweaters and their pants were the pants of Indians colors
It went 9innings in shootout and the monsters won
Korpi had some fantastic saves
Go check out the twitter for the monsters it was pretty great tonight

>watching replay of skills competition
>wtf who's the chick in the Columbus jersey

My mfw when it's Cam Atkinson

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>100

>>73934120
Logo is warming up to me but still should be called just Knights.

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>he watches All-Stars related events

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BLhbK3Gl-bd/?taken-by=mattbenzzzzz&hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLhbK3Gl-bd/?taken-by=mattbenzzzzz&hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLhbK3Gl-bd/?taken-by=mattbenzzzzz&hl=en

WHAT THE FUCK IS PULJU SINGING HERE

>>73934084
laine looks like more of a chick than atkinson

>>73934230
the best timeline. If only Kippers would look half as good as brittany the ayy lmao.

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>>73934260
cyberman???

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>>73934239
Call of the Steppes by Jonne

i want to suck kippers dick

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>tfw Boeser only has 21 points in 22 games
>tfw Boeser isn't going to bail out the Cantpucks
>tfw Demko is busting too
>tfw Virtanen has already busted with an incredible 9 points in AHL 32 games
>tfw we're 3 points from 28th place
>management thinks we're good cause parity meme
>Fucking Benning
>That Swedish bust Eriksson

No hope

>>73934206
JUST knights

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So/hoc/... i need help
Where do you guys get your jerseys without paying 200 bucks?

>>73933181
Jesus. That is a meme crowd.

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>>73934665
>Jim Benning would rather lose Granlund to the expansion draft than trade Hansen or him at the deadline for a shot at the playoffs
Nice retool he's got going. Only 3 years and counting while the Laffs have managed to rebuild in that time

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>>73934665
>Mad
>At the (((THICC))) Goddess
Gonna have to stop you right there

Laine has 2nd hardest shot in the world.
Harder than ovechkin.

Better than ovechkin.

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>>73934817
If you're not afraid to get Chinese knock-offs, I get mine from maryjersey.ru

$35, they're not exactly top NHL quality but i've not had a problem with any of the ones i've got from there.

>pic related, my most recent one I picked up from maryjersey

>>73935010
i seriously hope thats either a haula or a granlund jersey

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>>73934955
>Ovie missed his first shot

>>73934665
same desu. the suffering is real.

>>73934665
dont forger bustlevi

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>>73935050
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>>73931245
That the 3 on 3 is going to be the better part of the All-star weekend for once.

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>>73935050
>Tfw watched the WJC
>Tfw know Joulevi at best will never amount to a more than a poor man's Chris Tanev
>Nobody else watched the WJC outside of /hoc/
I wish I could just be a tard and think the team is going places

>>73935044
>Gudbranson dubs
>They reminded me that Gudbranson exists
Feels bad

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Is Johnathan "76 point season career high" Toews one of the top 100 players to ever play in the National Hockey League?

>>73935185
Yes
t.Gary

>>73934206
dude, it looks like you walk in their arena and buy some armor before you go explore the dungeon.

>>73935185
Yes because he captained his team for 3 stanley cups.

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>>73934120
>Knights
>greek helmet

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>>73935185
Is Patrick "1 30+ goal season" Kane more deserving of a top 100 player than Jarome "12 consecutive 30+ goal seasons" Iginla?

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>>73935630
Is Evgeni "222 more points in 4 more games than Toews" Malkin undeserving of top 100 status?

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>>73935660
Is Duncan "Less Than Half as Many Goals as Weber in 71 More Games" Keith, deserving of top 100?

>>73935732
Should be Chara not Weber. Though Weber does have better personal numbers than Keith.

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>>73935732
What "intangibles" does Toews have that Iginla doesn't? Thornton doesn't? Weber doesn't?

Surely 222 more points, a Calder, 2 more Art Ross, a Hart, and a Ted Lindsay can compensate for 2 cups instead of 3?

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>>73935782
Actually I borderline wouldn't put Chara Weber or Keith on it at all. But yeah, if I had to choose 1, I'd definitely still choose Chara/Weber over Keith.

Iginla and Malkin are most obvious snubs for me. Maybe Thornton.

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>>73935940
It's not to say none of the Blackhawks could achieve top 100 status by the end of their careers. But this list wasn't based on potential or future accomplishments/greatness.
If it were McDavid would already be on it.

>>73936083
>mcbust
This memes gotta stop, he's already worse than Matthews and this season even eichel is having a better showing
>muh meat and potatoes
>muh secondaries

>>73935899
A captain who brings his team together in time of stress and uncertainty is the best player in the game
Stats don't mean a thing if you have a shit team

Mike Smith stood for the absolute best effort during last night's skills competition. Let that sink in

Lamest all star meme ever. Fastest skater was bullshit because in the 1st track some guys had to turn on their weaker side. Then McDavid wasn't given a running start like Larkin. I believe Larkin did 13.499 if you count from the actual starting point and then a lap, not 13.172. McDavid beat Gartner's record and should be rightfully the record holder from now on.

The whatever 4 line shooting thing was lame it was mostly about luck and not entertaining with players missing 80% of the time. Props for Smith for memeing one 5hole from 200ft away though.

Hardest shot was shit like why was MacKinnon shooting? Also retards don't know that you're supposed to be shooting straight at the radar for max results. Ovie and Hedman missing the net, only 2 guys breaking 100mph.

Wish they would actually bring the best players for each event not best overall players, I'd like to see Grabner and Miles Wood at fastest skater for example.

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>>73939648
> Fastest skater was bullshit because in the 1st track some guys had to turn on their weaker side
It has been like that before. Not that it would be a good excuse, since it's so easy to avoid.

Agreed about the 4 line thing.

I think players should get at least 3-4 chances at the hardest shot-competition. 2 chances kind of means that you to some extent has to play it safe.

And yes, it was very lame. It felt like it was just porly organized.

>Wish they would actually bring the best players for each event not best overall players
Would probably be harder to make money of an event like that. But I agree to some extent. All we learn now is who among the all stars are best at certain events, not who the best player in the league at them is.

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>>73938146
Really? Toews is the only 'captain' in history to ever rally his team together in times of stress and uncertainty?
I'm not denying that Iginla had a shit team. In fact, I'm more impressed Iginla could still do that with literally 0 support during his entire career.

But it's not top 100 best teams. It's top 100 greatest players.

>>73940323
Fuck you, Toews is GOAT

>>73940323
>>73940427
Toews is canadian

>>73939648
>Fastest skater was bullshit because in the 1st track some guys had to turn on their weaker side.
At the elite level you shouldn't have a weak side.

>Hardest shot was shit like why was MacKinnon shooting?
Gotta give something to do to the useless cunts standing around.

>Wish they would actually bring the best players for each event not best overall players
It's not the all star mini game event. It's always been about the stars and the game on Sunday, the other shit is just a side show.

>>73940319
>I think players should get at least 3-4 chances at the hardest shot-competition.
3 at max, after the 2nd shot they've gassed themselves.

>>73941895
Everyone has a weak side. On an elite level there isn't as big of a difference as it might be for others. But there will always be a weak side, for almost anyone, even if the difference only is a few tens of s second on a course like that one

>>73940319


You mong, you do realize that EVERY team has their own skills competition

So, you DO actually find who is the fastest skater and has the hardest shot.

In the 2012 Oilers one, Ben Eager beat Taylor Hall for fastest skater.

Hourly reminder that Laine has a harder and more accurate shot than Ovechkin.

>>73941895

>3 at max, after the 2nd shot they've gassed themselves.

Confirmed for Australian. Nobody gets gassed taking 3 slap shots...

They are world class athletes... jesus.

>>73942352
Laine and Weber were the only ones who kept their shots low so ofc the results are higher than going top shelf.

>>73942356
When they're going for the record, they do.

>>73942502

Lol . No.

Go back to watching cricket mate

>rags

>>73943061
Go back to sucking dick,

>>73943133
>implying he ever stopped

So who will replace Zibanejad now that he has been banned from the US?

>>73943484
me

>>73943484
His family is Christian

Ruotsalinen on Suomi

>>73943484
Maple Leafs forward Nazim... I mean Nate Kadri. Quintessentially american Nate Kadri.

>>73943534
All people who have Iranian parents automatically inherit their citizenship. It's like a disease. Zibenajed is thus affected and has to go back.

>>73943535
>implying his name isn't Nate Caddy
Which coincidentally coincides with what he loves to do during the playoffs

>>73943549
This desu, he and Kadri can play for the iranian national team.

>ryan kesler's kid is named rykar
I fucking hate people who do that shit

1967 was 50 years ago lol

>>73943824
lol thats pretty funny

>>73943640
Sounds like a fucking yugioh

no hokki

>>73944163
in three hours the meme game starts

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>>73944850

>>73944850
>lakers

What a nigger choice of a team.

>>73944850
>>73944892
i take back every defense ive said about laine

he is ugly as frig

>>73944957
no stop

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>>73944957

>>73945081
he looks british

>>73944957
he'll grow into his face

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How is it possible that the mild have better forward prospects than teams like the cantpucks and aves?
Joel Eriksson-Ook has shown he can play in the NHL
Kunin and Greenway looked competent on the WJC team
Kaprizov is tearing the KHL a new poop chute

How is it that a team that will lose game 7 of the SCF at home has better forward prospects than those two dumpster fires?

>Sweden has more all-stars than Finland
hmm really makes ou think its as if finland is inferior

You (short, ugly, small penis, Hillary voter, fat, unathletic): dude white people are racist
Me (tall, handsome, hung like a horse, Trump voter, muscular, elite athlete): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5JYkDp0DLg

>>73945438
>will lose game 7 of the SCF
DELEET

>>73945486
>2 is a higher number than 2
Really makes me think..

Or did you mean the top 100 list?
In that case, yes, Sweden is superior to Finland

>>73945520
who is the other finn besides laine?

>>73945496
It is poodreau's destiny. He needs to lose game 7 of the scf at home to reach his final form. The only question is what team he goes to when he actually wins the cup.

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>>73945540

>>73945540
Rask

>>73945438
NHL is a wholly different creature. There are things encouraged there that other leagues would suspend your for.

It's plain old intimidating.

who will vegas take with their top draft pick?

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Reminder that Ancient Greek and Roman warriors would take gay lovers during war times to make them more invested in the fate of their comrades.

Reminder that this will only make them stronger...

>>73945576
I am going to assume you meant KHL.
Kaprizov is scoring off of skill and smart play. He isnt elbowing some nerds head while slewfooting the goaler to tap a puck in on an open net. He is going to break the U20 scoring record previously held by Kuznetzov (i am pretty sure).

>>73945658
i knew marner was a limp wristed faggot but damn

>>73945658
eph ay gee es

>>73945658
>in the past week
>pic of marner wearing bracelet in LK uni
what am i missing?

>>73945838
Marner clearly isn't wearing pads, so it's likely a recent alumni night.

>>73945838
>>73945869

He dropped the puck at the knights game the other night

Just saw gretzky footage of a four goal period. It was fucking pathetic. 3 of the 4 shots were so slow and just rolled in. I mean they literally went less than 10 mph. Hockey was such a fucking joke.

>le slower than Larkin man

>>73939648
>Hardest shot was shit like why was MacKinnon shooting?

Subban was supposed to go originally but he just got back from a back injury so probably the Preds made him switch to something less intense.

>>73945584
Hischier

>>73946343
yo reddit

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>548 goals
>6 rockets
>lead the league in goals since entering it by 200+
>can't hit the net from 30ft in the ASG

how does he do it?

>>73946402
haha even larkin bent the knee to mcjesus

Was the celebrity game televised anywhere?

>>73946445
I don't think it mattered weber had that comp won. Chara probably still has the hardest shot but he didn't make the ASG.

>>73946616
>bent the knee
BACK TO LEBBIT WITH YOU

>>73946613
instinct
asg requires thinking

>>73946626
youtube

>>73946626
no just livestreamed

>>73946632
i actually got that phrase from /pol/

>>73946402
Larkin's lap from standing start was 13.499s.
Give Usain Bolt a flying start on 100m and see him break the 9 second barrier. Just don't compare it to times ran starting from 0 mph

>>73946628
Chara is old enough that it might not be true anymore, but that kind of goes for the whole thing. It's just the best skills among the current best players in the league not literally the fastest skater or hardest shot.

Very surprised that Weber didn't break 105 though. Almost makes you wonder if they rigged the measure last year because it was in Nashville.

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how many goals get scored in the asg /hoc/?

>>73946600
It's true. It was pathetic

"I bet you guys didn't expect to see an Avalanche here."

-Nathan MacKinnon 2017

Based

https://streamable.com/9pgu

don't forget that this happened

>>73946698
three

>>73946698
>the ASG
what are you talking about

Who has the most individual awards since the lockout?

>>73946698
You realize there's more than one game right?

>>73946775
>>73946765
he's asking for a total of all 3

>>73946698
i'll say 50

>>73946769

Calder, 6 rockets, 3 harts, art ross, 3 lester b pearson/ted lindsay for a total of 14 for Ovie

>>73946755
i forgot like one minute after it ended

las vegas is taking irrelevance to levels never before seen

also the expansion draft is fucking the league for trades, the deadline is going to be even more boring than usual

>>73946827
Best of his generation imo

>>73946827
>6 rockets
holy fuck the dominance

>>73946827
>zero stanley cups
>not even a conference finals appearance

Reminder that the Crosby Ovechkin rivalry is media driven. Crosby started the hate when he said he didn't like Ovechkin when ovi had nothing but praise for him in the beginning. Then he said he talks to much and that was it. They are not comparable at all in terms of play or personality or in terms of dominance. Ovechkin is clearly a step ahead in the dominance department and media made these two hate each other. Glad to see them somewhat get along yesterday and hope they play together and tear it up today.

>>73946853
bullshit dont be a cuck

>>73946917
if they played for the same club their numbers would be absurd

>>73946938
>we will never live in the universe where Washington picked Malkin instead

>>73946938
They would probably be the greatest duo ever. It's a shame fans hate one at the expense of the other.

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>they watch MemeHL

>>73947090
NHL is boring as fuck

>>73947152
>>73947152
t. Pekka Kekka Bustalaine

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Did coming to the US at a young age prevent him from busting? Granted he was a 7th round pick so I guess he anti-busted? He was too old for pedophiles too.
Is a healthy diet of puck sluts and high fructose corn syrup the secret to Finnish success?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKIED LAINE YOU MONGOL SHITTER

BUSTING AT THE ASG LIKE YOUR STANDARD UGLY STUPID STINKY SMELLY RETARD FINN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73947489
perry's such a fag

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stupid ugly bust lol go back to liiga you LOSER

imagine being this mad at a country

>>73947498
Are you the same swede that posted the /slighty less scripted than WWE/ thread with a dude ejaculating on another dude's face?

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Memegame when

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what is this expression trying to convey?

>>73947546
one bong fifteen bings

>>73947546
about 90 minutes depending on how much ceremonial shit they do before anything happens

>>73947504
Pretty rude man. Might want to tone it down a notch. You are getting mad about some 19 year old playing in a different country who was born in a different county.
Make some lunch.

>>73947556
laine:
>god i hate inferior fags that just try to bring better players down

perry:
>heh, totally got away with that

>>73947564

how has nobody beaten up his dirty ass yet

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>>73947604
>perry
>dirty
Pick one, kiddo.

>>73947631
worst post itt

>>73947556
perry reminds me so much of tom hiddleston

>>73947643
by a mile, too

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>>73947564
>>73947572
Thanks boys

>>73947684
he has like, the exact same face structure, wow

>>73947604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gR_0F92MK0
I am not a wongs fan but Datsyuk is based.

>>73947643
Stop giving the chiraqi reddit sperg (You)s just ignore him like you would kippers.

>laine UNIRONICALLY think he was anywhere near being the fastest skater
Finnish delusion is sad.

>>73947733
>that horrible commentary at the end

>>73947890
so is your subject-verb agreement lmfao

>>73947890
Beat Horvat, MacKinnon and Simmonds atleast no? Why do you think he thinks like that you a psychic or some shit?

Ahh, Kippers...

Whatever happened to that little rascal, I wonder.

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>>73947733
Based

>>73947938
she posts like every day man

>>73947938
literally posted in this thread already, tripcode DixbxHHKXUr

>>73947938
proxy off kipps

>>73947935
>golden generation babby barely beats 3 literal whos
whoa........ so this........ is the power............. of suomi............................................................

>>73947938
died from abortion complications

@73948009
Middle of the pack finish for a supposedly slow player. Also calling MacKinnon and Simmonds literal whos exposes your lack of information.

You're a literal retard do not answer to my posts EVER again.

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>>73947916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j0v3vsfgvg
If you want horrible commentary listen to the mild's broadcast.
>a boney five to the snot locker
That isn't even the most ridiculous thing Greenlay has said. I think he is retarded.

>>73948060
Neither of those players would be in the allstar game if buttman didn't require representation from all 30 teams.

Eat shit you ugly Finn.

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>Imagine growing up with an exciting new team coming to the area. You watch them make the cup and you get hooked for life. 4 years later your team wins the cup and you are the happiest fag in the world. But then a decade of mediocrity would follow and finally, your team is sold and gone for good.
I can't even imagine the feel if the Canes actually moved.

>>73948086
greenlay has to have some form of brain damage

>>73948122
People there literally don't care about the canes.
College foosball is king.
t. live in the south

is okposo shrek?

>>73947733

Absolutely BASED

>golden generation cucked once again by based weber
finland truly is the inferior product

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>>73948122

>>73948156
This is sad but true. There are a good 8k diehards who are loyal and attend every game, but normies really give no shits about the Canes if they aren't at the top of the league.

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>say hello to my little friend
What did he mean by this?

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>>73948122
>Imagine growing up where hockey was very popular but the NHL team moved because the owner was fucking one of his staff members. The last championship was won on a bad call while you were a young child. The only team that consistently makes the playoffs gets blown out time and time again to a team two states over. The football team has choked its entire existence in a plethora of ways. The only team in the state that has shown it can win regularly is a fucking women's African handball team.

I cant even imagine the feel if a Minnesota team actually won something in my lifetime.

>>73948256
at least we have mlels now

>>73948233
8k diehards + bandwagon is all you really need to survive tbqh, just can't go without the bandwagon for that long

>>73948278
thats not even close to enough fans to sustain an nhl franchise

>>73948271
The location is a clusterfuck though. If you thought Snelling was busy before wait until there is a 20k stadium on it. That whole area on University is shit. So many experiences and almost none of them are good.

>>73948278
A coworker of mine is from NC and the canes exist in his mind only as this vague entity that won something one time. No one really cares and they should be moved. 8k, which is generous, is a fucking joke of a fanbase.

>>73948348
it's better than blaine and having the green line will help reduce parking problems.
being off 94 will also allow people to get dropped off super easily
but yeah through traffic will be fucked

>>73948326
>>73948349
You should be able to pull the additional 5-8k in walkup sales from the bandwagon and other assorted casuals but obviously you want to be closer to needing on the lower range of that. 8k in full STHs is fine if you're decent. When you've been as mediocre as they have been then it starts to hurt.

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>>73948122
Bettman's autism will keep the Canes from moving thanks to pic related.
Bettman would want the Canes to stay since it geographically fills the southeast void and helps his "grow the game" agenda. He's going to give them the Arizona Coyotes treatment.
>Quebec fags only hope is for the Islanders/Devils to move since they don't have that geographic problem and wouldn't go against Bettman's "grow the game" agenda.

I still don't get why Kings' fans would boo one of their own players. It makes no sense.

>>73948349
Thats what happens when your owner is a jew and doesn't advertise the team at all.

>>73948397
hey bby

>>73948387
The thing is that people just don't care. Hockey is weird to them, they don't get it and don't want to understand it. Southern hockey was a mistake.

why does carey look so depressed all the time?

anyone have a stream of the game

>>73948465
>Southern hockey was a mistake.
What is Nashville?
What is Tampa Bay?
What is Anaheim?
What is LA?
What is San Jose?

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>scott oake rapping with pk and mcmeme
kill me now

>>73948378
>was working in Blaine on a Friday
>there was some national soccer tournament going on
>1,472 fields all full
>didn't bring a lunch since it was friday
>go to a food place to grab one
>full of children and their extended families
>had to wait forever
fuck

I agree the location has good transportation around it but it sucks. The only bars are Big V's and The Turf Club. Neither of which are very good. I once won a pool bet at Big V's and when the person didn't actually have the money he offered to share a joint with me instead.

>>73948349
>>73948450
Literally exact same problem that the Thrashers had. Horrible advertising, and when it was done they did it in the wrong areas.

It's clear they were getting desperate when they poached and iced 25% of all active black players during their last season. Dumb niggers at ASG actually thought that was good advertising.

Doesn't help that Atlanta is full of dirty, carpet-bagging yankees. I imagine Raleigh has this problem as well.

>>73948465
They don't need to care to go. If you win people will show up because everyone likes winning and it becomes a fun event.

Also it's not really a specific Southern problem. Most American fanbases lose interest with prolonged failure. Look at Pittsburgh, Chicago, Boston, NYI, NJD, Columbus, Colorado all in the past 20 years. Detroit if you go back further.

>scott oak rapping
>ron maclean dropping those bars

holy fuck

>>73948518
i'm pretty sure some shops n restaurants are gonna go up around the grounds as well. it's nice to see them clean up the area, especially with concordia within walking distance, that'll bring in money for sure.

>price cant stop a literal child in the shootout
hasbcucks actually think he's the best goaler in history? top fucking kek

>>73948503
Almost all of those places would have no fans if the team was shit. Tampa I can see having transplant fans. And San Jose could have fans since the Bay Area is pretty odd. But all of the other teams have been good recently and as a result have fans.

Price is a joke. I can name 5 better goalies off the top of my head.

>>73948122
You gotta feel bad for the diehard Canefags who actually care about their team.

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>>73948589
lmao okay

>>73948388
This

>>73948613
>t. hasbcuck
fuck off you faggot pea soup cuck

>>73948605
is this supposed to mean that he's like Neo from the Matrix?

>>73948556
There really isnt that much room to put up restaurants and bars. And cleaning up the area will be hard when every neighborhood between University and the train tracks is full of trashy people. Why didn't they just put it on the old Midway site and force the police/fire location to move?

>>73948634
hes an emotionless robot confused about his heritage

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>>73948629
>mad
>at the habs

>>73948656
not mad, im just to intelligent to fall for the price meme

PK doesn't sound very black when he's talking

>>73948613
Dubnyk
Saros
Bob
Holtby
Rask

>>73948613
Holtby
Dubnyk
Bob
Rask
Schneider

>>73948672
He doesn't come from a working class background. He grew up around white people

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>>73948685
>>73948683
>forgetting Crow
You gotta go back, kiddos