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>Lelverpool

>>73925495
>phil
Who?

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*collapses towards league one*

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Reminder that Pogba scored a sensational goal for Man Utd the other day.

>>73925522
Thoughts on getting clough?

>>73925512
coutinho

>flopp can't even get to cup finals now

>>73925529
he shouldnt come here while Fawaz has the chance to tarnish the Clough family name

Thread for FA Cup Highlights?

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>>73925467


>Arsenal have handed a third trial period to 17-year-old Chilean forward Marcelo Allende, who has been dubbed 'the next Alexis Sanchez'. (Daily Mirror)

Ay lmao, enjoy wasting your money

>>73925523
>they cut to pooney just before he could dab

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A comment from the Brighton Facebook page:

>Sorry mate but we did want to lose today!
If that takes away from your win then sorry! Hollow victory because of our weak line up! Had you beaten us with our strongest line up, then I'd say "Whoa, shock, well done!"
Our only lack of depth is in attack. We have a strong in depth defence and midfield. However, we played the weakest line up we could have today. We wanted to protect, from potential injury, the likes of Stockdale, Knockaert, Dunk, Duffy, Stephens etc. Had we played our strongest side we would have won easily! Look at Liverpool and Newcastle today! My concern for you is... Your cup run might detract concentration from your league campaign and you slip down the table and ultimately get knocked out of the cup!

>>73925570
>'the next-
DROPPED

>>73925570
>'the next Alexis Sanchez'
KEK Is that supposed to be a compliment

>>73925745
>Sorry mate but we did want to lose today! If that takes away from your win then sorry! Hollow victory because of our weak line up! Had you beaten us with our strongest line up, then I'd say "Whoa, shock, well done!"

Mad. As. Fuck.

John Terry looks like that bad guy from Harry Potter

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>>73926101

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>Mané realising he has to return to Liverpool

>>73925745
lel it's been deleted

>>73926204
please don't tell me it was mane who missed the decisive penalty

because that would just be fucking hilarious

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>>73926239
>please don't tell me it was mane who missed the decisive penalty
Of course it was!

>>73926239
Come on m8, did you not see it?
He's literally Liverpool the player.

>>73926239
He missed at 4-4, Cameroon player then scored to win 5-4

>>73925467
>The Foxes have rejected a £38m bid from Tianjin Quanjan for striker Islam Slimani

should accept this t b h, he's dogshit

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>>73926239
Got some good news for you, m8

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>>73926254
>>73926258
>>73926296
>>73926938
>mfw I checked and he actually did
oh my fucking sides

the stevie g curse is real

According to the news report in Japan, Gaku Shibasaki of Kashima Antlers will transfer to the UD Las Palmas of Liga Espanola on a permanent deal.

>>73927138
You think a bunch of blokes on a zanzibarbarian fishing forum would lie?

>>73927264
It wasn't the possibility of it being a lie.

More to do with it being another chapter in the Curse of Gerrard.

>20 January: Liverpool announce appointment of Steven Gerrard as youth team coach

>21 January: Liverpool lose at home to Swansea for the first time ever

>25 January: Liverpool lose and also fail to score at home against Southampton to give Klopp his first ever cup semi final defeat

>28 January: Liverpool lose at home for the third time in a row against Wolves of the Championship, including conceding after 53 seconds AND Liverpool's Senegalese midfielder Sadio Mane misses the decisive penalty that put his country out of the African Cup of Nations

Lads, I just trimmed my arse hair and now I can't fart silently anymore.

Night sp :3

Great thread.

>>73933648

>>73925570
who cares, he's just a kid, he'll spend an eternity in the U21 before being sold off to some Dutch club like the rest of them

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>hire Stevie G
>this happens

any transfers so far today?

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Liverpool fans. 31st December 2016.
>5 points off top la
>CAN YOU BELIEVE IT LA! WHO IS GONNA STOP US
>KLOPP HAS MADE US BETTER THAN HIS DORTMUND SIDE LA
>I genuinely think we will do the double, lad. Klopp is specialist in trophies la

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Liverpool fans. 28th January 2017
>FUCK THIS LAD. Not watching footy again
>bit windy in here la
>SACK KLOPP
>why did he put Coutinho on 400k a week la?
>leave little Phil alone lad! Gonna deck you la
>Bring back Rafa lad
>Hope Cameroon win tonight la so we get Mane back for Chelsea.
>leave Karius alone you cunt! Believe in Klopp or Im gonna smash your face in la

why dont they just buy windows

>>73935048
Tbh the moment >we lost top spot in the league I knew it was Chelsea's to lose.

>>73935145
that would require money

Just opened a window lads, ask me anything

>>73935145
Missed this meme...

What happened

>>73935145
They'll just get smashed again

struggling with the windows meme lads. St helens literally has the worlds biggest glass manufacturer and thats basically scousetown

>>73935554
The windows are all smashed you thick fuck

>>73935647
>Warnock implied the windows are smashed in
now who's the thick fuck?

why don't liverpool just use the transfer window to buy a good goalkeeper

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>>73927389
Oh my sweet lord

>>73935674
That's exactly what he implied

What the hell did you think he meant?

>>73936242
he didn't imply that. He meant it as a derogatory way of Liverpool being behind the times. Its northerners say all the time about the people on other side of pennines no matter which side theyre on

>>73936304
Holy shit you're retarded

>>73936339
>muh retarded
I get the feeling Im arguing with a child here

>>73936364
Would you waste your time arguing with someone that is adamant 1+1=3? No? Exactly.

>>73936395
>maths is the same as a comment
bit of a poor analogy

Elite opinion: RTJ > RTJ3 > RTJ2

>>73936447
Hip hop is shit

>>73936447
Wrong way around la'

>>73936472
elite opinion

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>>73936472
>>73936735

>>73936472
just like rock music

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*dab*

>>73934796
Bojan's been loaned to Mainz

>>73937833
Boro fans on suicide watch

BREAKING SCOUSE WINDOWS: Deal Agreed between Marseille and West Ham for Payet

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>>73936472

>>73937833
>mainz
What a downfall.

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*walks towards the premier league*

@73938124
*loses to non-league team in FA Cup*
*fans have tantrums and deflect by saying "muh promotion"*

>>73938155
They were just following Klopp's cup strategy as they are the most successful club in England with 4 European Cups and 1 Champions League title

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>>73938124
*collapses towards non-league*

>>73938116
Midtable PL to midtable maybe challenging for Europe Bundesliga. I doubt he cares that much.

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>>73936138
>slip ops

top kek what a bunch of blunder fucks

>>73938355
MADMAN

BREAKING: Sky sources - West Ham agree deal to sell Dimitri Payet to Marseille, with the midfielder travelling to France for a medical

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/825663942383063040

>>73938210
True.

Still hilarious considering he was supposed to be "the new Messi".

>>73938401
deal is off are he was found to be fucked in the head

>>73938401
Payet won. He acted like a child and got what he wanted. West Ham folded to his demands.

>Just wait til Mane gets back la
>We'll beat Chelsea la
>If Arse and City win we'll be 5th la
>La la la la la la

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Who is the best chairman and why is it Dr Tony Xia?

>>73938757
>gollivan in charge of having a spine

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>>73938805

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>this fucking thing has over 5000 followers
>more than 5000 people thought this was so thought provoking they felt like they had to follow her
>there are at least like 20 people that religiously "like" nearly everything she puts up

>>73938876
>there are people who care enough to complain on a Laotian claymation forum

>>73938876
Betting most of those 'followers' are paid for

>>73938401
>forcing a move to League """1"""
lmao

>>73938401
Nice job Payet, they didn't deserve you.

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Apologise

>>73938908
It just annoys me that these """""people""""" think every little opinion they have on every single little thing has to go online. And then they stroke themselves off while watching that like ratio go up.

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doing a think

>>73939117
arsenals twitter is so cringe

>>73939117
>midfield masterclass against Southampton reserves
lel

>>73939117
Just sad

>>73939117
>19 years old
He looks about 40 ffs.

>>73939117
/ourguy/

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>>73939174

how's the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

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>>73939202
LOOK

Payet to Marseille for £25m

Bojan to Mainz on loan till end of season

>>73939250
keep in mind arsenal left nike 3 years ago

>>73939279
why didn't he go to Boro

If you have nothing better to do, Millwall and Watford are playing each other: >>73939392

>>73939317
I'm convinced that this guy is actually his dad.

>>73939279
>Bojan to Mainz on loan
wut? that sucks

>>73939350
They're shit.

In reality Stoke probably didn't want to strengthen a rival. Hughes may not want to sell him either.

>>73939409
he's his own dad?

>>73939407
my daydreams are more interesting

>>73939407
Too busy watching tennis

>>73939407
Would rather watch the Scottish footy desu

>>73939554
Could be. You can never tell with un-whites.

>>73939413
See
>>73939455

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Why did EA choose a picture that makes Pjanic look like he has special needs for fifa?

>>73939997
Why do you buy FIFA when its literally just a roster update every year

>>73940022
You could argue the same about every yearly sports game

>>73940022
>that flag
>this topic

>>73940110
he'd probably ask the same question about every yearly sports game

>Dimitri Payet taking £25,000 a week pay cut to return to Marseille. Told he will earn £100,000 a week back in France

screaming

>>73940110
You say that like its an argument

>>73940022
>roster

>>73940187
>this entire transfer

I just don't think I understand

>>73940263
he wants to go back to france

>>73940187
What the hell is going on in this guy's head?

I didn't buy FIFA this year lads. I will wait a few years and buy one again, and I will be blown away by the change (hopefully)

If Americans cared about football maybe they would be discussing transfers instead of destroying their country in riots.

Also Salah to LA Galaxy,

>>73939997
He looks like he's in a lift with someone who just ripped a rancid fart

>>73940282
Yeah but he forcing it so hard, and he's JUSTing up his entire reputation and career in the process. I can't wrap my head around this ordeal.

>>73940293
>Brits can't understand not everyone wants to play in their shitty league

>>73940187
Haha yeah he's really paying for what he did now

He's only earning 100k/week while getting his way, leaving the club he hates to play for the club he wants to, and getting to enjoy life with his family

hahaha up the hammers amirite

>>73940187
>implying earning £100,000 a week is bad

>>73940348
He did nothing wrong though.

>>73939407
Sorry, too busy watching HWNDU

>>73940348
well he's nearly 30, he won't need to move again

>>73940371
..he says posting in /trans/ (which is just /epl/ in january)

>>73940348
>JUSTing his entire reputation

No he isn't. There's nothing wrong with a world class player who is unsettled at his shit club want to move to a team that suits his family and has actual aspirations beyond mid table.

don't care about tennis but still enjoying seeing nadal fail

>>73940420
Can you just take a walk?

>>73940371
Just don't understand why he moved from Marseille to West Ham in the first place. Or why he signed a new contract a few months ago if he hates the club or London.

This Norwegian autist may be officially Shitzen/Slovak ABU tier

Are these fucks worse than tripfags? At least we could filter them.

Why would anyone get fucking married as a top tier footballer? Literally do you no good, theres a 90% chance she doesn't actually love you and eventually they'll fuck over your career by demanding you move to a club in another country. Fuck that.

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>>73939114
I like to think we all thought the same when we read this post.

>>73940637
I'd unironically rather have 190kg back

>>73940692
Of course we did, though you fucked it by giving him a (You)

>>73940692
Yes

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>>73940692

So highlight this transfer windows will be:
Oscar: Chelsea - Shanghai 60M
Schneiderlin: MU - Everton 20M
Payet: Westham - Marseilles 25M ?!
Ivanovic: Chelsea - Westbrom 15 ?!

Wonder what they'll do with the Payet shirt hanging at the stadium
>about to sign some literally who championship striker for 15 mil
Could he be world class?

>>73940933
Javi Martinez to Liverpool should be completed sometime before the end of the transfer window

>>73940592
Let me explain lad. Marseille used to have a shit board for years. This board was planning to leave, so they sold or had to let go literally of their best players (Payet, Imbula, Gignac, Mandanda, Lemina, Ayew) in order to get money. Payet wanted to stay, OM actually had one of its best seasons ever thanks to Bielsa, but he was forced to go.

>>73940554
You can.

>>73940991
Hogan? Hope he declares for Ireland.

>>73940991
>Wonder what they'll do with the Payet shirt hanging at the stadium
that was one of the dumbest things I've seen

>>73941021
Oh right, makes sense.
Still don't get signing the new contract if he wanted to leave and go back to Marseille.

Either way, don't really care just find this whole situation funny now. Still don't think Payet has handled this thing very well though

amazing how shit barca are these days

>>73941225
I'm not okay with him skipping training, etc, but I think refusing to play right now is pretty understandable. The club wanted to force to him to stay for another six months even though they are no longer competing for a trophy. At this point it's more like the board and the players are using as a scapegoat to make fans forget they had an awful season.

>>73941407
amazing how refballed >we are being

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>>73941407

>>73941539
L M A O
Wow, Barca were robbed.

>>73941539
>spain doesn't have GLT yet

the fuck

>>73941595
They say it's too expensive.

absolute top banter this is

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP0GEYNjXKF/

>>73941454
I can understand trying to force a move, especially from a poorly run team like West Ham.

However the way he's gone about it is a tad insulting to the fans

>>73941595
with goal line technology, it would be harder for the federation to help Real Madrid

>Poop goes to England
>City get caught doping
>Poop subsequently gets massively exposed

Makes you ponder

>>73941631
>However the way he's gone about it is a tad insulting to the fans
I doubt he'll give a shit what with the 'fuck off Payet' chant and all that. Not that it wasn't deserved, but still.

>>73941671
Oh I know he won't give a shit and I don't expect him to.

Just commenting on it as I'm bored as I've got nothing better to do

>>73941407
Yeah, they have Messi but they lost their midfield magic.

>>73941631
I'm not sure I get what you mean by "insulting". Learning that your best player is suddenly forcing a move might come off as a big shock, to be honest, but this is what handing in a resignation is. Fans are disappointed but they have to put up with it.

>watford

Why are sunday games so fucking boring

>>73941842
Benis - Barca was fun

BREAKING: @SkySport: @SouthamptonFC close to agreeing £17m deal for @sscnapoli striker Manolo Gabbiadini.

>>73941539
You saying this wasn't given?

>>73941941
yep, it wasn't. they were denied a clear pen as well

Betis deserved a point at least though, great performance from them

>>73941912
>striker

isn't he more of a winger/attacking midfielder

>>73941968
>refs going against Barca
Franco back in charge?

>>73941968
more than a great performance by betis, it was a terrible performance by barcelona

Is there some kind of chrome plugin to fix headlines on the dailymail/mirror/sun?

Some examples:
Only THREE days left in the transfer window -> Only three days left int he transfer window
West Ham want Payet to REPAY loyalty bonus -> West Ham want Payet to repay loyalty bonus
Deals we expect before the window SLAMS shut -> Deals we except before the window slams shut

>>73936115
>Liverpool
>good goalkeeper
Choose one

>>73942010
The fix is to not read them

Is Millwall v Watfaord a Londong derby?

>>73942050
Depends on if you define Watford as North London

West 'am confirm Payet departure: https://twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/825687372314591232

>>73942105
>inside the M25
Pretty much

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>BREAKING: @SkySport: @SouthamptonFC close to agreeing £17m deal for @sscnapoli striker Manolo Gabbiadini. [SkySports Twitter]

>>73925522

Is shit really that bad, I think I remember hearing in passing that Lansbury had gone to Villa but what else has happened to Forrest?

>>73942158
>>73942105
it's not london, never was, never will be

>>73942232
No manager
No new owner
No captain

>>73942168
Mite be gud

Leeds match thread: >>73942339

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP2UtUfDQWS/?hl=en

>ozil showing the most emotion in his entire life
>who the fuck is yelling tsuuuuuuuuuu

>>73942388
So that's what it's like to see Arsenal players celebrate

>>73942388
>who the fuck is yelling tsuuuuuuuuuu
Xhaka I reckon.

>>73942417
Damn, Louis bringing the heat

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wtf did they mean by this

>Watford

Watford have been absolutely fucking dire since their decent start to the season.

Oh fuck off

Had Watford on my acca

>>73942462
>3-1 to Fulham
>we lost to this

>>73942462
No clue what formation that's supposed to be.

They're getting battered by Fulham though.

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>>73942497
*flops in Italian*

>>73942510
>mouyes
>eddie meme
>paul "he's good because he's ancelotti's assistant" clement

>>73940933
Also
Draxler : Wolfsburg - PSG 38M

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it's taken a turn to the even weirder

realistically, they are playing a
4 man defense with 2 defenders
Clucas in midfield
5 in attack

>davies injury
just what they needed

>Hull
JUST

>>73942569
That line up's set out wrong, that's why.

It was the following at the start:
>Jakupovic; Robertson, Huddlestone, Davies, Elabdellaoui; Clucas, Meyler; Diomande, Evandro, Markovic; Hernandez

So a 4-2-3-1.

I miss trasfers lads

>Hull missing two penalties inside a minute
wew

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>>73942751
screaming

>>73942751
>>73942779
kek

at least it's 4-1, so there was no realistic hope

>>73942636
I know, it was just weird

>>73927211

he is the jap fabregas. good move for him if true.

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what did they mean by this?

>>73942844
jesus fucking christ

>>73942844
I understand why Payet wanted to leave.

>>73942844
My fucking goodness

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>>73942844

>>73942844
>steve_buscemi_hello_fellow_kids.jpg

>>73942844
Oh for fuck's sake

>>73942844
>exactly one year ago

damn

>>73942844
west ham are comfortably the worst club in existence

>>73943005
Hold up there, they have windows at least, that must count for something

Watching the Leltic game, their left back kieran tierney looks brilliant.

>>73943036
>implying the spl isn't just as much a meme as the Eredivisie

Wow, I just got banned from a West Ham fan site for stating they were relegation fodder. So much for respect.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2731999/arsenal-advanced-talks-arsene-wenger-juventus-max-allegri/

>Arsenal in talks to replace Wenger with Allegri at the end of the season

http://www.gazzetta.it/Calciomercato/29-01-2017/juventus-marotta-allegri-arsenal-kolasinac-schalke-180610167913.shtml

>Juventus not so keen on letting their coach leave

>>73943075
Allegri's been shite. Got a super talented squad yet they play dog shit football that will never win the CL.

>>73941660
>>City get caught doping

???

>>73943056
>Forster
>Wanyama
>Van Dijk
>Dembélé

It's unironically a better source of talent in recent years than the Eredivisie.

>>73943063
>posting on club fan sites in the first place

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>>73943087
>dembele
He was known before Celtic.

>>73943079
>conte is still THIS mad that acciughina reached the cl final

>>73943143
And got BTFO, who cares?

>>73943131
Wasn't worth £20m+

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EPIC KEK

>/trans/ undervalues a player because he's Scottish
Love this episode

>Millwall 1-0 Watford
>Fulham 4--1 Hull City

God will allow Wigan to win today

>>73943256
Who's manure starting?

>>73943256
Wigan have been abysmal this season.

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>>73943283
via Twitter

>>73943005
>not Dabchester "Manure" Poonited

>>73943310
T I M B O
I
M
B
O

>Frank Lampard is still a free agent

Cheeky Sunderland move when?

>>73943310

>Rashford still can't get in the starting 11

Needs to leave ASAP

Fucking Jose killing English talent yet again

>>73943160
i don't speak arabic what does it say?

>>73943406
he played 90 mins v hull lad, this team is mostly just the players that didn't play midweek

>>73943383
sounds like exactly the type of move >we would make at Forest

>not spending big money when we have £19m from player sales
>past it midfielder who wouldnt care about the team or winning
>totally ignoring glaring weaknesses elsewhere in the squad for a once big name/meme player

S U T T O N
U
T
T
O
N

>>73943411
We're going back home

Imagine having an acca on this weekend

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>>73943432

>tfw Huddersfield fan
>tfw loan signings
>tfw everything better than expected

>tfw possibly playing Leeds in the playoffs

>>73943497
Would serve them right for betting on cup games

>>73943500
if you do get promoted youre fucked when your loan squad goes and you need to attempt to make a PL squad from scratch

>>73943523

Be worth it lad, one season in the Prem is all I ask

Also, Wagner will just call his buddy Klopp and get the Liverpoop reserves to prop us up t b h

>>73943500
3, 2, 1

>>73943589
do you like the bbws

>>73943550
the entire southampton squad to huddersfield

>>73943589

I'm still not sure that 2 is a female

>>73943500
Serious question, what the fuck is wrong with british girls? The men look somewhat normal but the women look like aliens

>>73943646
vikings raped and murdered the pretty ones and ruined our genepool

>>73943646
years of inbreeding and bizarre beauty standards here

Women love painting themselves orange, drawing on their eyebrows with sharpies and injecting their lips with pig fat

>>73943646

3 pissed up slags in a Huddersfield nightclub is not an accurate representation of English girls as a whole

>>73943625
Not a huge fan tbqh

>>73943683
pretty much is tbqh lad

>>73943683
tbqh... it is lad

For the first time since the foundation of the Football League, there will be two non-league clubs in the FA Cup 5th round.

>>73944042
PROOF THE PREM IS WORSE

>t.lel liga

Is 'non-league' below League Two?

>>73944066
yes

>>73944066
Below the premier league.

>>73944066
Below 8th place in the PL

>>73944066
Yes. This isn't some tinpot league.

>>73944066
Anyone outside the Champions League places is non-league

>>73944066
Non-league is anything below the Premier League. There's some stupid forced meme that the Championship is technically "league", but just ignore the memesters.

Payet is in a car with Zubizabarreta and might sign his contract in less than a couple of hours.

>>73944066
Non-league is anything below League 2. There's some stupid forced meme that the Championship to League 2 are technically "non-league", but just ignore the memester.

>>73944263
Premier league is more non-league cause it is outside the EFL

>>73944066
Below PL

>>73944263
>THAT flag
>THIS topic

>>73944298
Alright then.

Non-league is anything from the Championship to League 2. There's some stupid forced meme that the PL is technically "league", but just ignore the memester.

moneyball XI

------------------begovic
debuchy---sakho--evans---bertrand
----schneiderlin----cabaye
-------------sigurdsson
arnautovic----------------boufal
--------------------long

>>73945076
What is this Moneyball XI?

>>73945076
>evans
who?

>>73943683
>not

>>73945076
>>73945382
Oh wait, you meant Jonny Evans.

I forgot he was still playing.

>>73945076
that team would be so expensive

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>this girl walks up to you
>tells you to chant "He will not divide us" with her
wat do?

>Adam Lallana about to sign a new contract for 120,000 GBP a week

What do you think?

>>73946040
ask if she has a moment to talk about our year la

>>73946040
grab her by the pussy and chant "nothing will divide us"

>>73946040
Me third from the left

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>>73946142
>hfw

>>73946169
You will now be charged for sexual assault

Leagues with teams in the fifth round of the FA Cup

Premier League (1) - 7 or 8
FL Championship (2) - 3 or 4
League One (3) - 2
League Two (4) - 0 kek
National League (5) - 2

>>73946040
I would ask her if she has any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation

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>>73946040
I didn't think we were allowed to post about such things on safe/sp/ace.

>>73946453
>/pol/ exposing themselves as majority non-whites

>>73946389
>"No idea. I'm sorry, anon, divegrass is boring".

>>73946453
I know its a joke, but there are some American flags reporting any political posts they disagree with, typical SJW shit.

>>73946383
>yfw both Lincoln City and Sutton United make it to the final
>yfw Lincoln City wins a treble of FA Trophy, FA Cup and National League title

>>73946591
>Not wanting /pol/ to invade is SJW

Stupid fucking flip

>>73945076
literally relegation tier

>>73946639
>lincoln city awarded ceremonial champions league place and instant bypass to the premier league to replace liverpool

>>73946040
Divide her legs

>>73941912


Nice. Hope Les Reed has a god damn CB lined up as well.

>>73946040
would love her to divide my self esteem by shitting on my chest if you catch my drift

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>>73936115
m8 even if neuer joined all his skill would be sucked out per liverpool policy

>>73941595
Their league unironically makes less money than Serie A lmao

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>>73946700
>Stupid fucking flip

>>73946453
>He will nut inside us

wew lad

>>73947593
Last night they were chanting my wifes son at some dude who was screaming at everyone calling them nazis

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>>73947015

>>73947615
How edgy.

>>73947629
https://twitter.com/MisterMetokur/status/825484401844838401

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>>73947646

PSG - Monaco in 13 bings

>>73948186
Is it just me or has Ligue 1 gotten slightly better? Was impressed with how Monaco handled Tottenham in the CL.
Seems like a healthier season with Nice/Monaco giving PSG a fair challenge. Lyon is ok but prone to Inter-tier JUST moments.

>>73948227
you're completely right. have no idea what went so right this season but many teams are able to show some quality football, like a majority of team in the top 10 are actually in the top 10 for a reason. Even in the contents during the matches, feels like the quality of football is way better than 3-4 years ago

Pep and Mikel Arteta are at the Parc des Princes for the game tonight

>there's a Roots remake
Why though?

>>73948510
becuz we wuz kangs

>>73948510
All my knowledge about Roots comes from Chappelle's Show

>>73948712
To be fair Roots showed black people were complicit in the slavery of rival tribes. I just don't see why a remake is necessary. The original still holds up, even if the picture quality is kind of crummy.

elite opinion:

welbeck > sturridge

>>73948773
remakes are usually pretty pointless desu, the exception being when the original wasn't very good or has been completely forgotten

>Southampton hope to sign forward Manolo Gabbiadini, 25, from Napoli by Monday after holding further talks with the Italian club. (Daily Mail)
Why would a club with zero fit strikers sell?

>>73948510
The same reason shooter, lethal weapon and rush hour got tv shows

>>73949280
They signed Pavoletti, Milik is coming back from injury

Gabbiadini doesn't fit their system

why is premier league football so repulsive to watch compared to la liga?

how can we invent a sport and be so dire at it

>>73949899
yfw Ashley Young is transferred to your team tomorrow.

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*carves curiously about the Javi situation*

>>73947254
Me on the left

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>tfw no ref gf

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>leeds will never unjust their shit in the reminder of your lifetime

Not a good feel, as I've never really cared about them, but it does make me laugh.

>>73951287
I;d 2-foot her with my dick, if you know what I mean

I was going to add in myself and possibly flippy and Dutch anon but then I pushed the enter button by accident.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12228265/r