/trans/

NO to anime

anime

Manchester United are interested in Monaco's 22-year-old left-back Benjamin Mendy. (tuttomercatoweb.com)

>West Ham and Brentford have had a breakthrough in talks over the transfer of Scott Hogan. The Hammers have offered about £13.5m in total for the 24-year-old striker. (Daily Mail)

Hull City goalkeeper Allan McGregor, 34, is set to join Cardiff City on loan until the end of the season. (Sky Sports)

>Tottenham must inform the Football Association by the end of March whether they intend to play Premier League football at Wembley next season. (Evening Standard)

Watford are set to bid for Bournemouth's 29-year-old winger Max Gradel. (Sun)

>Fiorentina striker Nikola Kalinic, 29, a target for West Ham, is the subject of a 40m euros (£35m) offer from Chinese Super League side Tianjin Quanjian.(calciomercato.com)

The Football Association is preparing to relaunch its Respect campaign with a series of new initiatives to confront the verbal and physical abuse of match officials amid a planned strike of grassroots referees in March.(Daily Telegraph)

>Southend will receive an initial £1.1m from Brentford for 23-year-old goalkeeper Daniel Bentley, a tribunal has ruled. (Echo)

nth for Badiou

>>73751006
Sublime post

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thank you dutch anon

>>73750900
What would you say are the main concerns about Pep? I don't watch much City games so I don't know.

From what I'm assuming, I feel like he's stubborn about a strict full possession pass sideways and backwards style. Like LVG but with a bit more attacking potency.

>de gay
>moyes
>mouyes
>poop
*dabs*
*carves*
*walks towards the camera*
*walks towards the premier league*
I love trans lads
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

There. I saved you all a thread.

>you now remember luke shaw
world class la

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Who /youth/ tonight?

>>73751049
You forgot

lads

LADS

>poop/moyes/mouyes/etc

>OP number ends in 96
LA'S

>>73751036

He cant face the fact that our defenders are too shit for the system he wants to play and he wont adapt to compensate for their shitness. Also Bravo is a complete liability and Hart shouldve never been allowed to leave. Kolarov is NOT a Centreback.

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>>73751049
>de goey

>poogba
lmao

>>73751060
Looking forward to seeing El-Mhanni play

>>73751060
>that facial hair
mashallah

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>>73751080
Too bad it isn't being streamed ;)

cristiano ronaldo
fristiano ronaldo
fr tiab runa do
fr a una do
fr a u d
FRAUD

>>73751068
>Kolarov is NOT a centreback

he's barely a footballer lmao

>>73751062
THIS DOES NOT SLIP NOW

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Imagine being this far up your own arse

>>73751060

6 academy graduates in the Southampton starting 11 tonight. Feels good man.

Yoshida is captain. Feels not so good man.

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BTFO

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Who /a/ here?

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>>73751142

>>73751135
ayyyy all that marketing forever destroyed by a single pic, will never unsee

>>73751049
Remembering van laal edition

Realistically how much would it cost for my mid table MLS club to sign an older established star who may have lost his position on a Premiership, La Liga or Serie A club?

And would that person immediately lead the league in scoring?

The MLS's record with these types of transfers hasn't been perfect despite some high profile wins

>>73751049
iZombie

i'm a trans lad

>>73751126
Yoshida's been good this season, it's Fonte who's the problem

>tfw Gardos keeps dying

>>73751198
Zero. China has replaced the MLS as the official retirement league.

RITCHIE
I
T
C
H
I
E

>>73751167
>>73751177

I don't mind it. It is Italian looking and modern. Clubs that have black and white vertical striped crests look hokey as fuck.

Examples would be Juve and Collingwood FC in Aussie Rules.

Are Defoe and Crouch actually elite?

>shitinho

>>73751251
nonce

>>73751198
you mean someone like david villa? for free

>>73751251
JUST

>>73751273
>Zola
>Winning a match

>>73751251
I love this retard

>>73751273
Zola could get some great slags in Newcastle tbqh

>>73751286
do not be mean to gianfranco

>>73751251
Stirneresque

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>>73751288
true

>>73751284
>>73751284

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>>73751309
shiet

>The city of small heath

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>>73751060
>ginger facial hair

>>73751049
*something about Juve's new logo*
>customers
>losing to Plymouth

Sturridge is so shit

>>73751242
they replaced a proper logo with 'Jj'. Genuinely the worst logo they could possibly make
>>73751251
fucking hell he is actually mentally unwell

>>73751231
My Club's Foreign Player Clubs of Origin:

Deportivo Pereira
Orleans
PS Kemi
Fluminese
Ujpest FC
WIgan
Sporting Lisbon / Sporting Lisbon B
1860 Munich

Not too bad in the list of clubs there.

>>73751383
>they replaced a proper logo with 'Jj'. Genuinely the worst logo they could possibly make

It's supposed to be the J of Juve next to teh lower right portion of the shield

only a pard could defend the new juventus logo

>>73751198
>>73751204
>>73751242
>>73751278
>>73751325
>>73751389
>>73751422
>it's an American has a shit opinion episode
Getting pretty tired of these 2bh

>>73751198
$120,000 per week.

>>73751389
>wigan
wut

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60th for anime

>>73751142
me

>>73751389
>Wigan

Is he at least one of the FA Cup winners?

>>73751214

Gardos showed real promise when he first joined, I hope his injury problems haven't ruined him

>>73751531
camel toe!

>>73751480
How's life on the spectrum?

>>73751602
fucking hell I forgot about this classic staple of /epl/ and /trans/

Why does almost every town in Britain have a football team apart from the south west of England

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these threads are better without the autist liverpool fans. now if only we could get rid of chinese cartoon compressed images

>De andre yedlin

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>Gouffran gets played as a striker
>Scores

hmm

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*walks towards the premier league*

>>73751660
The South West has football teams, it's just most of them are fucking shit

DA GOOOFF

>>73751747
this thread has now been christened by da guls. all is right again

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>>73751171

>>73751049
*carves internally*

https://streamable.com/qu3pc

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ABN's are SEETHING right now

shit we ran out of memes for this thread

quick make up a transfer

random nigger to sunderland for 8 million lads confirmed

>>73751896

How come Daryl isn't starting? Not like he needs rest, he's only getting a game last few matches.

>>73751896
>Paul Robinson (#4) is still at Birmingham
Fucking how.

>>73750996
Why is Manchester United buying star world class players that doesn't fit in their team? Just for the heck of it?

>>73751198
>And would that person immediately lead the league in scoring?

well if bradley wright-phillips can do it i imagine almost anyone can

>>73751954
the new real madrid la

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>>73751928
Mitrovic and Gayle are injured so we need to keep him fit

>>73751985
that's a big gash

>>73751660
You have Bournemouth in the PL, Bristol City in the Championship, Bristol Rovers and Swindon in League 1 and Exeter, Plymouth and Cheltenham in League 2. A lot of the other south west towns have teams but they're non-league.

>>73752018
4u

>>73751954

Move to 352.

>>73751896
I love Tooncastle though.

>>73751985
NOPE

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Who /youth/ here?

>>73751898
gf to me for free

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>>73751896
>ABN
>having an AB for a championship side
kek I'm laffin

>>73751660
>We're our own people
>We have our own culture
>Gaelic til I die la'
>Speak Cornish

>W-why can't we into English culture? P-pls help

>>73752074
You could be an Anybody but Leeds or Anybody but Millwall

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>>73751896
Why would someone hate Napoli?

>>73752108
>Why would someone hate Napoli?

I can think of many reasons

>>73752108
>Milik's socks inside out
When will Pollacks learn

>>73752135
I mean Callejon

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Oh my god, is there a more authentic club in the world than Schalke 04?
A true worker's club!

>>73752108
gabbiadini should stay away from the benzos

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Weinzierl: „Mannschaft und Trainerstab haben viel gelernt. Bin mir sicher, dass dieser Tag für das gesamte Team sehr wertvoll war.“

>>73752257
>>73752236
nice blackface you racist cunts

>>73752123
>doesn't state a single one

fuck off deano

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>>73752236

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>>73752236
>is there a more authentic club in the world than Schalke 04?

shaw was good until a mexican blew up his leg

>>73751896
No really, It'll get your schedule tied up, so I'm good

t. ABN

73752343
>t. attention seeking shitposter who chose a random EFL club to bandwagon
Fixed.

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>>73752236
The good guys of football.

>73752442
how_to_troll_101.jpg

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>>73752442
Fixed

>73752355
>being this SEETHING and OBSESSED over me

>73752529
You have no connection to Brighton whatsoever.

It's embarrassing.

>73752546
>being this SEETHING and OBSESSED over me

>that Liverpool match thread
Jesus fuck.

@73752464

>not supporting the famous Glasgow Celtic, team of the people.

>>73752546

Maybe he's a faggot like everyone in Brighon

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wtf i love anime now

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REEEEEEEEEEE

>norwich

>both sides of east anglia losing away to red and white striped teams in the 90th minute

>the city of gianfranco gorgonzola

>>73752844

>Play for a penalty shoot out
>Concede in injury time
>0 shots on target

Alex Neil is a tactical genius

>>73753004
You are now reminded Norwich fans on /sp/ said Alex Neil played the most exciting football in the league when he was appointed.

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L A D S

>>73753040
Non-league gtfo

>>73753118
Yeah, PL should gtfo 2bh

any updates on the willy to my mouth situation?

>>73753040
Congratulations you beat fellow non league shitters in the stage of the competition where you play non league shitters

How is FC United of Manchester doing, lads

>>73753469
>in the stage of the competition where you play non league shitters
>3rd round
Of course, PL is non-league too.

>>73753559
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016%E2%80%9317_National_League#League_table_2

12th of 22 teams in the 6th tier of the English pyramid

Any update on the Bastian Schweinsteiger to FC United of Manchester situation?

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>There's people who unironically think we won't win the treble

>>73753579
Almost done la but pigfucker wants a clause where Mouyes drives him to training every day

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>Plymouth presented klopp with a giant pasty
>southerners

>di maria to italy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-38655540

neat

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>no national team coach
>half their team plays in the 2. Bundesliga
>Ödegaard
>poorgay

>>73753561
Glad you're starting to get it

>>73753703
>you now remember Forren signing for Southampton and never playing a single senior game for them
One of the worst transfers made by any club ever.

Even Ali Dia got more first team game time than Forren.

>>73753759
who?

not even memeing

Is that your B team? What is that?

>>73753805 was meant for >>73753703

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>>73753783
A centre-back who was wanted by Nigel Adkins but never got the chance to play him.

>>73753819
It's Norway, from theor biggest paper today.

>>73753838
Could be worse. Our best player right now is a 35 year old defender playing in Turkey.

A signing

Any signing

To Villa when?

>he once rated zidane

>>73753992
I remember him from when he was at Copenhagen. Good player.

>losing in 2017

I seriously hope your clubs don't do this

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https://twitter.com/OL/status/821852498281512961

>Memphis Depay arrived in Lyon to discuss the terms of his future contract with OL, assisted by its agents arriving on Thursday.

Memepiss to Lyon confirmed

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>>73754042
you have to get them yourself

>>73754153
Who's to replace him?

>>73754153
Ugh, why does he feel the need to be such a faggot

https://twitter.com/TheFutbolFeed/status/821853869588316160 classic neil

>>73754201
No one because he never plays, thankfully barely anyone gets injured these days.

>>73754210
His whole #M7 brand bullshit was stupid, and the new years video he did of him showing off his mansion really annoyed me. The guy acts like he's already made it when at this moment in time he probably wouldn't look out of place in a lower midtable side.

The rumoured buy back clause is good though. If he can get his shit together he could be decent.

>>73754246
The face of SEETHING

>>73754246
Scousers can't take a fucking joke lmao

>>73752442
hope this was ironic

>>73752018
DON'T POST IT

>>73754246
God I love Warnock
https://youtu.be/im85NY4NKt4

millions of scousers absolutely fuming

>>73754359
Normal day then

>>73751049
*who here /pizzahut/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NCCzGM_af4

>>73754357

>>73754406
Shouldn't you be managing England, Gareth?

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>>73754458
Rumbled again

>>73754430
he's right about kevin muscat
by far the scummiest bastard i've ever seen play the game

>>73754084
>くその葉

test

>>73754522
another classic
the battle of bramall lane
https://youtu.be/9ZDsjY3uFdE

>>73754522
you've got to be scum to play for millwall desu

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is jenkinson actually going to carvery palace?

>>73753024
he was legitimately good when he was hired in the Championship

>>73751896
>beating Birmingham City now they are no longer managed by Rowett

wow.

it's.

fucking.

nothing.

lads

LADS

>moise

lads

LADS

>Unironically supporting Liverpool

lads

LADS

>leeds

>>73755506
Most hilarious PL meme I've ever seen desu

You have the choice of another club in the same city and still choose them? kek

>>73755506
;_;

>>73755559
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

>>73755559

cause the other option is everton?

u srs m8

Liverpool proved why they are going to win the title tonight. They managed to not be brought down to a shitty small club's level and managed to grind out the win against anti football and biased refereeing. Chelsea will fuck up and we will just continue our momentum. Feel bad for small time customers desu

>>73755616
Tranmere or die 2bh

>>73755623
first of all Liverpool fans are small time customers

second of all
>being this drunk on a wednesday night

yes I know it's bait but sometimes you gotta shut down retards

>>73755602
>Celebrating taking a week and a half to score against a league two side
>Celebrating barely scraping by a league 2 side over 180 mins
Champions elect desu

>>73755623
>implying that Liverpool aren't customers

They're the most American "club" in Europe other than Man United. Remember when they remodeled their crest in favor of Dunkin Donuts (with cups of coffee replacing the Hillsborough Flames)? Or when they used the Twin Towers Memorial as an opportunity to ADVERTISE THEIR FUCKING SHIRTS?

Even Tottenham and Juventus aren't that greedy.

>>73755637
Being drunk on a wednesday night happens, sometimes you just need it. Hell, I'm drunk right now.

>>73755637
>Liverpool fans are small time customers
Lmao Anfield is universally accepted as the best atmosphere in the world outside of Germany.
>Small time
How many times has your team won the Champions league?

>>73755666
>Lmao Anfield is universally accepted as the best atmosphere in the world outside of Germany.

BREAKING NEWS: Singing a showtune once and being silent for 90 minutes is atmosphere now

>>73755663
What shit club do you """""support""""" you SEETHING yank fuck

>>73755663
>tfw driving in the morning so can't have too many on a weeknight anymore

why are scousers so angry all the time?

Is it because they don't have windows in Liverpool?

>>73755679
Why are you so angry? Can't help it that you subscribed to the wrong corporation this season.

>>73755716
>implying I give a shit about the prem

I'm mostly just bored and you're acting retarded

>>73755708
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY LIVERPOOL IS POOR

The standard of wit on /sp/ after a Liverpool victory just exposes how scared you are of us desu. Can't talk shit about our performance so you go to contrived jokes about a city ravaged by Tory scum as if it's even relevant to football.

>>73755729
So what Sunday league team do you support? Notice you keep ignoring it.

I'm just exposing the dangerous levels of SEETHING because fuck you. You fucks make the same shitposting every day about Liverpool and need called out on it.

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absolute frauds
the whole section couldnt even be fucked to turn up for a fa cup replay at home
can only imagine if they were in league one or two

>>73755750
>>73755765
fuck me you lads are triggered

you got court tomorrow or something?

>>73755782
>Going to a shitty fa cup replay on a cold winter night when you could be doing literally anything
Just stop trying to fit in

>>73755782
It's a shame people have stopped caring about the FA cup

my old man calls the final the 3rd biggest football event in the world behind the world cup final and the champions league final

No, I'm not kidding

>>73755787
>I can't engage his point so I'll say le triggered xDD
Cringe. What team do you support? How small time are they?

>>73755814
Dementia is a terrible affliction

>>73755820
Sutton United 4 lyf m8

why are you so obsessed with me? Have you not met your "5 TIMES LA" quota for the day?

>>73755849
If you're gonna hit the king you better kill the king. Don't try to shit talk big clubs if you can't handle a bit of banter

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>>73755681
>What shit club do you """""support"""""

Tottenham Hotspur. I was 12 years old, I saw Bale torch Maicon, and that was that.

>>73755866
Banter is supposed to be savage m8, not something you hear a little kid chanting at his first footy match.

also
>liverpool
>big

m8 you've gotta win trophies to be called big.

>>73755878
Nothing else needs to be said then. Small club, moving on.

united back to the top of the customer table
good work lads
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38655480

>>73755884
You're so mad lmao.

What trophy haven't Liverpool won?

-league
-Champions league
-FA Cup
-League cup

????

>>73755891
Do you think Pogba has a dabbing bonus in his contract

>>73755891
>tf

>>73755694
That sucks. I go to school in a big city and all my classes are really close, so I can drink as much as I want the night before and still get to where I need to be. Might have a horrible headache, but still.

>>73755666
>Lmao Anfield is universally accepted as the best atmosphere in the world outside of Germany.

Is it really? It seems like Anfield, just like all the "big club" stadiums, is very much a "sing when you're winning" type of place. It was incredible during the Suarez Season, and it picked up a bit when Klopp showed up, but it seems like your standard mostly-quiet big club atmosphere. But then again, this is just what I'm able to hear when I watch on tv, so maybe in person it's very different thanks to mic placement or whatever.

Reminds me a bit of of a Red Sox game, come to think of it.

>>73755894
Hey look it's all the trophies Aston Villa have won

>>73755904
Literally no one cares about your opinion. I'm not even going to read it.

>>73755885
Not denying that Liverpool are a big club. I just think that they're very "American" in the way that they market themselves and do business.

>>73755908
Villa won the European Cup a couple times, didn't they? More than Arsenal or Man City lol

>>73755915
Villa won it once

Forest won it twice

Everton could have won it if it wasn't for the european football ban

>Americans are welcome in /trans/ and /epl/ on neo-/sp/

numale Brits are literally the worst

>>73755923
lifetime ban brit

>>73755908
>You need to win trophies to be a big club
>List all the trophies Lpool have won
>Still doesn't count tho

Good argument

>>73755923
mad

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one team in bristol

>>73755922
Is that the European football ban caused by Scousers murdering a group of fans?

I've not seen a scouser this triggered since I suggested safe standing should be brought back

>>73755967
Yeah pretty much

I think there were some banners openly mocking it but I don't care enough about Liverpool to find it

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>>73755978
>Liverpool fans
>Standing safely

Funny the scouse shitposter stopped posting and a new anti scouse shitposter showed up

funny that

>>73755923
It's really disgusting, I know

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>>73756018
holy shit they're the same person

>>73756019
Hey friend, where are you from? South America? That's cool. Americans are totally welcome here.

>>73755923
Hey, you guys brought this madness upon yourselves 241 years ago. If your soldiers hadn't lost the Battle of Saratoga, we would all be posting with Brit flags and we wouldn't have this problem.

do they have windows in liverpool?

>>73756045
All empires get bored eventually


http://i.imgur.com/VPAePlc.png

>>73756071
no mate

>>73756088
That comic is funny but incredibly inaccurate. The UK was never a superpower on the same tier as the US or USSR, it was only "first among equals". Very different situation. Had the UK been a superpower, it wouldn't have gotten its ass kicked by the Franco-Spanish alliance in 1783 and my entire family in New York would be drinking tea and eating crumpets (whatever the hell those are).

>>73756088
This is the most retarded shit ever.

You realise /pol/ is a lot further along the list?

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>>73756088
>/pol/posting in /sp/

>>73755978
I already hate having to stand during concerts lad. Safe standing for divegrass matches is just as much of a no-no for me.

>>73756152
he has never been to a game

>>73756152
Are you going out of your way to be a stereotypical plastic?

>>73755978
Most fans are for rail seating being on the kop

>>73756037
i'm not your friend, neet

>>73756167
I have before. Multiple times, at that. Especially to my national team's matches.

>>73756173
No. I just don't like standing.

>>73756250
I refuse to believe someone like you can spend any amount of time on /sp/ and not be aware of much of a plastic you are

>>73756250
you've obvs never been to a big game then
one which you've been looking forward to for weeks and is very important to ur team
so much so that you thought it was necessary to have three or four pints before the game just to get through it

>>73756250
Do you really not stand up during games? Even in the NBA, the most plastic pre-packaged sports league in the world, people stand up when something big is about to happen.

if i sit down i will literally be staring at the backs of peoples legs

>>73756283
>>73756291
>>73756298
When waiting for the match to start, I want to sit down.
When play has stopped for whatever reason (eg. ball goes out), I want to sit down.
During half time, I want to sit down.

I keep standing up and sitting down over the course of a game. I don't get that with standing no matter how safe it is.

>>73756351
if you sit down every else around you sits down and then the atmosphere drops completely

>>73756351
*safe standing

>>73756366
It's harder to do a wave without constantly standing up and sitting down.

>>73755878
>I was 12 years old, I saw Bale
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>no English blood in me
>mom's mother remarried an Jewish Spuds fan from North London, gave birth to a Spuds fan
>dad's father lived in London for a bit, watched some Spuds games when he could afford it
>Entire dad's side is Jewish
>Jermain Defoe played for my local club at one point

On a scale of 1 to 10 with ten being the most, how much of a plastic Spuds fan am I?

So general rule now is to ignore the plastic Singapore cunt right?

>>73756513
>plastic
lazy*

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>>73756526
>Asian
>Supports Liverpool
>doesn't understand standing
>Is more interested in doing the fucking wave
>Is completely oblivious to his own plasticity

Standing sections are vital for atmosphere, but fuck if I'm standing during a game.
Sitting with a view of the ultras section is the best way to watch a game live.

*farts*

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for all of you having a hard time out there

you know who you are

>>73756551
It's not that I don't understand standing, I just don't want to tire my legs for 105 minutes including the half-time break.

Also I don't get to do the wave much outside of my national team playing.

>>73756594
Where does this cunt live? Spain?

>>73756638
Odense

thank god newcastle is moving to the next round

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you now remember

>>73756551
>>73756620
Also
(1) Standing tires your legs out faster than walking
(2) People here won't even stand for a 10 min ride. Forget 105 min
(3) I probably stand up around 75-80% of a game, but I cherish the 20-25% of the time that I get to sit down

>>73756844
Translated: "I'm a fat cunt"

>>73756971
I just skipped leg day. Most people here do, it seems.

Even the fat ones who didn't skip leg day are more likely to stand than the skinny ones that did.

Sensational!
The man can do no wrong!
Tottenham Hotspur's shining light this season!

This is where he's dangerous, he's away from Tedic, he'll want on his left foot, he's done that, BRILLIANT BRILLIANT GOAL GARETH BALE! OH WHAT A GOAL THAT IS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu6UVbwnBCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpwcoVZsiBk why is he so likeable

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>>73757393
He's tall and he laughs a lot. Let's be honest, psychologically we are incredibly simple people. A tall, friendly, decent-looking dude will be liked and trusted by almost anyone.

Even if he does brutally assault innocent black men on a regular basis.

>>73757450
>implying that doesn't make us trust him more

>>73757450
#JusticeForClyne
#HandsUpDon'tSlap

>tfw black but protested against BLM

>>73756844
What exactly are these "big matches" you're referring to? When big clubs play exhibition matches its soulless as hell and very few people care about the shitty NT anymore, especially not enough to create any atmosphere in the 50k seater national stadium. I don't think both of us have been able to experience a game with such an atmosphere that you don't even realise you're getting tired at all while standing

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And here's Rose....and scratched into his own net by Kolarov! Tottenham have the lead by accident!

Zidane to West Ham

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Dele Alli...Zabaleta got a piece of it...here's son...Dele Alli! 2-0 TOTTENHAM! A GOAL BEAUTIFUL IN ITS INTRICACY OF PASSING!

>>73758701
dude stop being gay

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>>73758820
make me faggot

>>73759007
how can he make you a faggot when you already are a faggot?

>>73759407
Shit....you're right....idk why everyone mocks leaf posters, you are a very clever bunch.

I just really really really fucking love Tottenham, my mom was born and raised in Haringey and went to games and shit and she passed that on to me and I am incredibly drunk.

I've watched Lindelof develop since he was a sperm la

I've always rated him la

Already a world class defender la, with the ability to be top 5 within 6 months la

Benfica and Sweden are known for producing legendary defenders la

Whatever we pay, 100m, 200m, whatever la - he will be worth it la

>Lindelof transfer off
D-didn't rate him anyway la
Never heard of him la
Portuguese league is trash la
money saved la
Smalling, Jones and Blind are world class top 10 already la don't need him la

I've watched Luke Shaw develop since he was a sperm la

I've always rated him la

Already a world class defender la, with the ability to be top 5 within 6 months la

Closet homos and Molesey Juniors are known for producing legendary defenders la

Whatever we pay, 100m, 200m, whatever la - he will be worth it la

>Shaw out
D-didn't rate him anyway la
Never heard of him la
White players are trash la
money saved la
Darmian and Blind are world class top 10 fullbacks already la don't need him la

It's scousers that say "la" you fucking nonce

>>73760865
>tfw an actual nonce

i'm offended 2bh

>>73760970
Sorry mate, at least you're not a scouser

>>73753597

You're not in the CL though? Unless you're referring to a """"treble""""

>>73760865
it refers to how absolutely deluded customers are, just like scousers

stay furious you paki piece of shit

>>73753597
man utd have already won the treble lad

won the community shield
won the summer transfer window
about the win fa cup again

stay mad

>>73755787

>scouse
>actually appearing in court

Warrant issued before midday mate

>>73760865
>unironically not having windows

le cut inside man

>>73760865
Malaysians and Singaporeans also use 'la' so it fits the customer meme

>>73755966

Fuck the Gasssssss

>spurs net spend over the last 5 years is 1m

Wtf I love Jews now

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Really makes you think

>>73757212
>>73758678
>>73758701
>>73759007

Do one for your second league game against Chelsea last season

>>73761502

All northern accents are shite desu

The whole Juventus logo debacle is a perfect example of how global capitalism destroys everything sensuous and original in the world, commodifying every inch of our lives, molding us untill we are nothing but consumers. It really disgusts me how regular people are so ideologically brainwashed that they actually defend corporate influence on culture and society and come to integrate the idea of brands as a central tenent in their lives; as something they feel connected to, something that defines them. They will go out with their friends or log on online and defend their particular branch of blatant consumerism and unwavering support of a global capitalist system with zeal, not realizing they are being conned by the system, a victim of an encompassing ideological framework, or brainwashing if you will. It saddens me that my fellow citizens lack the critical thinking skills to shake loose from the yoke of the mundaine, overpowering capitalist ideology and become enlightened, truly social PEOPLE again instead of just consumers, users, customers.

I really feel bad for Man United fans.

Good night lads.

>>73761668
It's pathetic really.

Look at the people who blindly defend/buy anything from Apple or their favourite video game company or whatever.

People literally spend their days on the internet blindly defending billion dollar companies FOR FREE, then go and buy anything they make

>>73761668
Yeah if only we had a Cultural Revolution to destroy everything sensuous and original instead.

That way we can all think alike with our red books and nobody would ever be brainwashed again.

>>73761502
Tbf manc is almost as bad as brummie on the ears.

It goes, brummie, manc, bristol, Lancashire, scouse, Yorkshire then Geordie from worst to best.

>>73761668
Ye but we atheist now.

Sanchez to Chelsea

>>73761668

Interesting take. I agree with your for the most part, although I feel like football clubs are kind of a different beast to most other companies in terms of the reasons people aren't attracted to them. If you think of a company the only real thing to be attracted to is the products they make, football clubs can attract people for more reasons, geography, 'inherited' familial support, seeing one particular game involving that team and enjoying the experience. I suspect you would find very different mindset between local fans (for the sake of ease presume I mean 'from the same country') and foreign fans in terms for their reasons to support a team, I doubt many local fans honestly give that much thought to their club's commercial activities, they just want them to maintain the ability to invest in players to try and improve, bottom line that means making money and the easiest way to do that is to expand into new markets. Show me a club that doesn't push making commercial revenue in one way or another's and I'll show you a team probably not doing too well. Like I said I agree with you, the commercial side of the game is fucking ridiculous now but that's the way it is, I'm not sureness how people would go about changing it, short of banding supporters together to buy their club but then if the club is successfully the owners won't be selling

>>73761369
I'm not a customer la

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Make new thread every morning. Its really stupid having one until 500

>>73761892
>says the region that has a new country every morning

>>73761827
what accent is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZA9xy5EJ54

>>73761932

West Country/Bristolian

>>73761932
Hard to distinguish, but I'd have to say its manc leaning towards cheshire/Staffordshire. He may be from or near Salford.

>>73761965
Nevermind I'm an idiot. Its west country.

>>73761965
clearer vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXHPetJ2h_w

>>73761668
It's typical out of touch bullshit pushed by some suits. Not as bad as endless Hollywood remakes/sequels/reboots but still pretty bad nonetheless.

>>73760583
>>73760610
Nonce

>>73761987

See >>73761953

Props to the anon who predicted the Bernarno Silva rumours the other day