/Tennis/ - Official Australian Open 2017 Thread

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BAN THE SHITPOSTING AUSSIE CRICKET FAG<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

2nd for A-League

Thank you based germany

Posting in legit tennis thread.

i still don't really like tennis lads

7th for cricket is worst sport to ever exist

>Witthoeft

Federer when boys

Im going to post in this threads with my muscular European and American friends

the /cric/WORMs can remain in their containment thread

i've only watched about 10 mins of the serena bencic match since it started

>>73743468
Based AusGOD

kerber looks tired desu

>>73743471
m8 that was round 1

>>73743471
Bro what are you doing lmao

Reminder that Seattle is the best city in America

>tfw imagining the autistic Australian mass reporting this thread because his cricket bullshit is getting BTFO

kek

KEK

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>>73743498
wrong

>>73743498
Can someone be more incorrect?

>>73743512
He keeps posting nonsense to keep that thread alive.

Who /Gong/ here?

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Fed hates to wait. Hope he doesn't get btfo later.

>>73743539
He's done that for a while. Nothing new.

Still find it pathetic kerber is rank 1

all the aussies in this thread can get fucked
i know that special needs cunt is in i can smell the desperation

>>73743570
t. nigger

>>73743570
t. Mr Williams

>>73743579
She will never suck your dick bro. Give it up.

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Reminder

>>73743570
why? did you not watch her at all last season? She was clearly the best player in the world. This is one match..

>>73743587
lot of projection there, nigger

>>73743596
Kerber sucks kek

KERBERRRRRRRRRRR

>>73743608
t. nigger

He is repeating posts ITT in his thread now. wew lad

told you she had it lads. GG carina.

>>73743587
>bro

Stananimal already won his first set.

>>73743641
sup

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It's time

tennis

Cringed my ass off

this is like when the restaurant staff sing happy birthday to you x1000

kerby a cute!! :3

>australians can't even get happy birthday right

what the fuck do you do all day? fuck the kangaroos?

>autists here find her cute

>>73743658
>GigaFederer: only quads can stop him
When was Fed such a tank?

Nice job ausfailia

>>73743630
this is actually relatively mild for him

during the ashes (a cricket series between australia/england) he'd op every thread with that ugly skank and if someone made another thread before him he'd spam it with various pictures of gore, resetting his router every time he was banned, all the while talking to himself in his own thread

he is unironically a 31yo virgin living in his mums basement in Wollongong

>Goerges

>YWN sing happy birthday to angie

;_;

>>73743685
He's the only bad Australian here. Rest of you guys are alright.

>>73743685
its called autism

Will fedelel lose in the round of 16?

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I'm not the only Barbara Schett fan here am I?

blonde Canadian tennis player is going all the way and win it all this time

>>73743783
>inb4 concussion

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>>73743762
>bench press and lose

Why are Swiss """""""people""""""""" single hand backhand cucks?

>>73743726
The jap might get him, but that being said I doubt he will make it past Murray.

Stan was less made when he was almost loosing last match

>>73743850
I personally think the one hand backhand is one of the most beautiful and classier tennis shots.

>>73743922
t. numale cuck

wich /tennis/ is the real one?

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>>73743922
>classier

>>73743931
t. cricket asspained aussie

>>73743936
the other one

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My girl looks so hot

>>73743948
cuck detected

>>73743936
This one

based elite muscular isner showing this kraut the HEAT

>>73743941
It's a fancy word, yes.But just look at Wawrinkas backhand, man.

>>73743948
The one that was made first

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>>73744018

el peruANO is right

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>tfw the autistic aussie copies one of your posts

Mens matches all seem to be blowouts, damn

>>73744036
See. This australiANO agrees with me.

>>73744043
>he avoided copying this post alone
kek

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im not full time but this has got to be the biggest breakdown i've seen to date on this shitshow of a board

why is that one australian posting in the other tennis thread by himself

is he the so-called """threadcunt"""?

>>73744080
he's got nothing but time

>>73744080
Borderline retardation it would seem

>>73744080
Yeah he is a faggot

Bouchard is raping the chink

When are the tennis players i know playing

>>73744080
he has autism

>>73744080
Just stop talking about him, it's what he wants

>>73743542
Delet

Seems like a nice thread.
It's a real pity sheer Australian autism will prevail.

>>73744045
Gotta wait till quarters for men's to be interesting

>I think he's right handed
fucking kek

>>73744141
we pity you

fuck i was confused to what you guys were talking about, but i just had a look and wow fucking unreal.

What is the final solution to the Poo Peeland question?

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Back home lads. Any gud matches going?

Is anyone else jerking it to genie right now?

>>73744158
federer is playing some US kike

glad aussies are so irrelevant desu i could not cope with this outside of their two threads

>>73744161
link me bro

I don't like Feds outfit. Reminds me of that Zebra shit from last years RG.

>>73744080
>>73744091
>>73744092
>>73744101
>>73744128
>>73744132
Just so you know, threadcunt's a schizophrenic NEET shut-in whos shits up /cric/. If you take the 5 seconds it requires to report his early threads, they'll get wiped. Make sure you report the reminders too. He'll furiously report any alternate threads made at the same time. So better to wait till close to 500.
t. threadcunt expert

>>73744162
>kike
Cool it with the anti Semitic remarks you NIGGER
>>73744178
>that abibas zebra shot

Oh god, awful. German fashion never again.

>>73744177
I'm watching it on Canadian tv. I got no link

>>73744147
You pity me? Why?
Is this the classic can't-tell-flags-apart meme?

>>73744195
wtf i love jews now

>>73744190
Thank you threadcunt expert. I'm glad he doesn't post in other sports I care about.

It seems Wawa is going to the next round, fellas.

why can't federer put away this literally who

>>73744218
Less time to bang his girlfriend:/

Thought Rubin was a WC but he's actually a Qualifier. Never heard his name tbqh

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Is genie wearing a shirt that is a few sizes too small on purpose?

>>73744243
Yeah, I know. I thought he'd try to lose ASAP to get of Australia and avoid being cucked again.

>>73744248
What does stein mean in German and why do Jewish people have German last names?

>>73744261
She's everything that is wrong with women's tennis.

do you judge me by what I say or my flag

berdych is choking on BIG AMERICAN COCK

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>>73744286
>being gay

>>73744284
Stone. I believe some monarchs of the old states harboured jews.

>>73744309
Ugly belly button would not bang

Genie should sell her panties after every match

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>mfw every post from this thread is copied over to the autistic aussie's thread

>>73744331
Furthermore why are they names after mountains and stones?_?

>>73744365
Very weird guy, that aussie poster is.

>>73744365
Not this one haha

im going to bed brohs. ill join you back in the comfy morning hours to catch up on the rest of tonights matches.

>>73744347
Muh dick

>>73744376
>it's just one guy
Hate to break it you m8

>>73744309
>being straight

>>73744371
Apparently It's a dodgy German translation for "Isaak". Some choose stone, some choose mountain.

Didn't know that either.

Man these matches are shit.

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>2017
>being

>>73744440
wrank

Pretty convincing match from Stan so far, but this guy cant help it being a mental case. Constantly yelling at himself and shouting whenever he shoots a long shot or his opponent makes a deserved winner despite him being comfortably two sets and a break ahead.

>>73744440
>>73744450
Tell me she isn't trying to sell her body when she wears something like that

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>>73744486
>Constantly yelling at himself and shouting whenever he shoots a long shot or his opponent makes a deserved winner despite him being comfortably two sets and a break ahead.
The best want to win every point m8. That is part of what makes them so good.

>>73744497
she is more popular than novak she is a woman and isnt even in the top 10

>>73744497
She is literally a step above your typical prozzie. She shills almost as much as Peyton manning

>>73744507
>she is more popular than novak

That's not true.

>>73744507
Exactly, it's a clever business decision to make her more marketable, but then she can't then turn around and complain about being objectified.

>>73744440
>>73744450
moar

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>>73744524

Reminder Federer will win the Open

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>>73744540
But Federer isn't Nole...

Is this Rubin guy gay? He walks like a raped duck.

>>73744554
give me your tears gypsy

>>73744549
Novak will have an epic 5-setter in the semis with Raonic. Not quite sure who'll win out of those two, but whoever does will be so tired they'll be steamrolled by Fed in the GF.

Also, Stan and Kyrgios will refuse to shake hands after their 4th round clash in which Kyrgios deliberately gives tickets to Kokkinakis and Stan's ex

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Elina is gonna win multiple slams. Also great rack.

>>73744606
I wanna lick all of her moles.

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>>73744603
>Also, Stan and Kyrgios will refuse to shake hands after their 4th round clash in which Kyrgios deliberately gives tickets to Kokkinakis and Stan's ex
Oh dog that would be the greatest.

Why was America so good at tennis in the 90s but so terrible now?

>>73744654
the gays

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genie 1 nil

>>73744654
90s stars were given roids as they were growing up/training in order to beat soviet union in sports. no longer need to do so now that the evil empire is kill. actually i just made that up

>>73744654
ATP courts got slow as fuck also USTA is too comfy for college players. Barely anyone risks going on the tour grind.

>>73744654
Opelka and Tiafoe are both going to be very good.

I switch to federer match and stan already won wtf that's quick.

>>73744743
Yep. Stananimal was in da house.

>angie will never dominate me while wearing an SS uniform

why live

kerber is fine

>>73744654
lack of interest

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>>73744429

>>73744743
>>73744751
He really keen to hurry up and btfo Kyrgios

>>73744776
I just don't understand why Australians have a bad reputation on this site

>>73744838
Gotta assert his dominance and show him who has the right to bang his gf.

is genie gonna win the australia?

>>73744854
She is only winning at marketing.

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>>73744854
no

>>73744854
No. Get your wanking out of the way nice and early before you're left with Serena to watch

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Is she the world's cutest tard?

>Mirza
more like MISSza

pooropeeans on pooicide watch

>>73744862
Why don't players serve into Serena's body more often? Shit coaching or shit execution?

Jeez, Roger having problems with a literal who. This can't be good.

>>73744911
he's not gonna win AO

>>73744901
Shit players.

>>73744917
No shit. But I at least expect him to do it to the later rounds.

*farts*

>>73744924
don't think he cares about making it deep. he's already been doing that. he wants that #18

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Genie CUTE

threadcunt on pooicide watch

Based big john

does de minautist have a chance?

>Strycova
more like STRIKEova

>fedfags finally realized he was done

what a nice thread this is

>>73744947
It's for sure he wont beat either Nishikori or Murray with the level of tennis he is displaying in this match.

Fact: in slams the 5th set need to go with ad scoring until 11-11 and then go to a tiebreak, unless it is the final in which case ad format all the way.

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time for bed

>>73744537
CHI

>>73745006
don't have high hopes for him in this slam or the next one
>>73745013
tiebreaks are against the spirit of tennis

Poopeepee Pooshard is too manly

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Schwartzman shitting the bed.....Berlocq is the only hope for Argentina now...

>>73745035
Schwartzman will come back m8

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Was there ever any doubt.

I don't even want that Federer to advance. Murri or Djoko would slaughter him

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spoiler warning

FEDGOAT

>>73745120
shhhhh

>>73745118
If anything, this match has cast a shadow of doubt over my current opinion of him and his chances in this tournament.

Bird shit is gonna be tough for fed

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>Australia won't win the Australian Open in your lifetime

>>73745127

You dropped your leaf silly Canadian.

Fedgoat will go all the way baby.

>>73745127
Wouldn't put too much stick into this. The real litmus test will come against birddick

dw guys, he'll be fine against Berdych. Berdy is shit

I cried when bird shit beat goderer at wimpy that time

>>73745146
2010 Berdy was actually good though

>>73745008
She looks like Kerbe's and my son would look like at about age 10.

>>73745121
i hope you're not implying federer is losing this one.

*sniffs*

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>>73745154
Genie will beat kerbe when they play though

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If he played in a different era he'd have been a number 1 and won multiple slams. FACT

>>73745164
the prehistoric era fagit

>>73745121
>Bird dick could only win one set against a literal who in R1

>>73745138
I think it's not that much about who he's facing nowadays outside of the top two. It's more about his own performance on a given day. For moments, he justs seem to inexplicably drop his performance and miss shots that he makes being in the perfect spot or in a situation he is under no pressure at all.

It's something that has been happening to him ever so often since 2009.

>>73745172
Then man is 10 years past his prime and his still in the top 20. That's how good he is

>>73745164
Patricians goat

brave american John Isner is in the 5th. predict the score

I say 43-41 for john.

>>73745184
9-7 zverev

>losing to shitty zverev

>>73745184
71-69

>>73745184
666-663

>>73745184
When will US tennis coaches realize that servebotting is not the way to go in current tennis?

How to improve tennis:

- Grandslams now start with 512 players
- Best of seven sets advances
- Tie breaks are only allowed in the last set
- In order to give up and coming players a better shot, seeded players all go into one bracket to play each other in the first week
- Two incorrect reviews are allowed per game

>jizzner

Ahahhahaha

>>73745163

Have you ever seen their faces? Their bodies? Kerbe has already won. And I'm not even talking about tennis.

>that netball

>shitenser

howling

Holy shit that luck

>Be American
>Can't sit still

If you were Nishikori, which aged man years past his prime would you like to play in round4?

>>73745223
He is afraid he might get shot.

>>73745225
Federer

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>Americlaps clapping before the rally is even over

3 mp saved

Wait a sec, why are they doing a fifth set tiebreak for Isner, they didn't do that yesterday

>>73745237
they're not

>>73745245
nevermind, flashscore lied to me

>>73745246
yeah flashscore gets that "0" thing for the tiebreak whenever the fifth set goes beyond 6-6. it's a glitch

murray against some 19 year old
is it a fair match?

>>73745263
Rublev is good for a 19-year-old

This guy zverev is making some beautys

>>73745268
meanwhile that 17 year old aussie kid is getting assblasted rn

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>>73745187

>>73745279
against Querrey: the Djokovic slayer
>>73745285
nice

Stream for a fucking phoneposter like me?

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Crawford S. (Usa) - Muguruza G. (Esp) 0:2

Parmentier P. (Fra) - CoCo (Usa) 1:2

Barthel M. (Ger) - Puig M. (Pur) 1:2

Anyone else hyped for these matches? Can't decide which on to watch.

Kyrgios is such an ugly shit head brown wog

>>73745296
Nothing worth watching atm

>>73745308
Sock - Khachanov could be interesting desu

>>73745304
t. Tamoanoa Rungatoungua

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america jobbed hard today, almost none of them left

roger federer is still in good form
stan looks like he can pull out that AO 2014 look

>>73745304

Cook me some fucking Iggs

>>73745324
Querrey and Sock most certainly will make it past this round, though I dont have any hope for anyone on the bottom half of the grid.

Kyrgios spankin

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This is a human male at peak physicality

>>73745346
He looks like an auschwitz survivor.

Who /Grigor/ here?

>people think KyrGOAT won't win a slam
lel

does Kyrgios realise that we can see him quickly glancing at the screen to see if he's on it?

Who's /KyrgiosWinsAustrailianOpen/ here?

Kyrgios chimpout coming

>>73745363
>>73745374
good posts
>>73745378
bad post

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>>73745358
Grigor is gay

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>>73745383
Kys. If he was I'd be married to him by now

Reminder Kokkinakis is more likely to win a GS in the next five years than any other """"""Australian""""""

>>73745363

He will have a Safin-esque career

>>73745346
Chestlet

why is he hitting those stupid topspin forehands? just fucking hit flat man

>>73745393
t. Kokkinakis

Former “Seinfeld” star Jason Alexander is apologizing after comments he made on Craig Ferugson’s “The Late Late Show” were deemed homophobic by a number of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) media outlets.

Alexander took some heat in the blogosphere last week after he deemed cricket a “gay sport,” and even referred to the cricket pitch as “queer” and not manly.

“You know how I know it’s really kind of a gay game? It’s the pitch,” Alexander noted in the interview, as cited by Towleroad. “It’s the weirdest… It’s not like a manly baseball pitch; it’s a queer British gay pitch.”

Troicki vs Lorenzi is clearly a mafia scripted match

>>73745407
because he's so tall it's much more difficult to hit the ball flat. He has to aim down and the ball will end in the net. WIth Topspin he can just put the balls on the baseline

>>73745412
There is nothing wrong with being gay. I'm personally not gay but I have a few gay friends.

The gays are nice people.

GOAT saving BPs

>people don't think this is entertaining
fucking plebs mate

*farts*

K
Y
R
G
O
A
T

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

>let opponent get 3 break points
>win the game

he did that the other night, is that something he usually does?

>>73745474
He does it for the lols. BASED KYRGOD

>>73745474
no, he just forgets to care from time to time

>>73745466

m8 I think you need to take a Switzerland

>>73745474
Yes. It's a tactical choice. Because they exert more energy in a return than you do in a serve, it's tactical from an attrition perspective to make your own service games last longer

>Euroshit 1 switches to the Cilic match
reee

>There are """""people""""" that doubted Big, Strong, Muscular and ELITE Kyrgios.

>>73745474
It's a joke dude

>>73745474
Gotta give yourself some challenges when your opponent is shit

>>73745468
Tennish XD

>People actually doubt kyrGOAT

Fucking plebs. Every single grand slam he plays great all week

>>73745517
yeah the first week

>>73745517
>all week
>look at flag
>it's ok

>>73745521
>>73745524
>Continentals comprehending humour

Another MUSCULAR first set for Kyrgios.

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>tfw KyrGOAT wins the open without dropping a set

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>>73745537

More like Poogios

is kyrgios our guy?

>>73745559
You know it m8

Herald Sun readers FUMING

>>73745568
Hahha fuck them those whiny faggots

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>>73745562

Kyrgios is really to advance to his lose against Stan

Daily Telegraph readers SEETHING

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is lorenzi gollum of tennis?

>>73745575
Fucking dislike this cunt.

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good god

Could you imagine being Argentinian and having zero number 1s ever?

>>73745578
>KyrGOAT
>losing to cuckrinka
jej nah

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>>73745581
Wot mate

Who will win in the QF between Kyrgios and Tomic?

>>73745616
Wawrinka

>>73745616
not sure Kyrgios will make it past Stan the cuck

>>73745623
Yes he will. Its a Kyrgios Raonic serve off final mate.

>>73745608
DELETE

N Kyrgios 26.00
K Nishikori 34.00
G Dimitrov 36.00
M Cilic 51.00
J-W Tsonga 51.00

What do we know about victor troicki???

Who??

>>73745555
Good quads

>>73745653
he's reallyc calm on the court and is friendly with the umpires

just realised it's gonna be a Federer-Murray QF
kek. feels a bit odd to acknowledge Murray as the favourite

now it begins, viktor is arguing

>Pauline parmentier
>pauline hachis parmentier

>>73745672
>Federer getting past Berdych and Nishikori
nah

Seppi looks too white to be an Italian

>>73745700
he'll sail past Berdy but you're right about Nishi. I don't know if he's good enough to beat the Jap

More like seppo haha

>pooig

>>73745708
It seems like the top half is stronger. Only Novak and Raonic and I suppose Nadal in the bottom half. Who am I forgetting who good?

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daily reminder

>>73745732
Stan the cuck

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How to ((((they)))) feel about tennis?

>>73745760
No, bottom half of the tournament. Stan's in the top, as is Murray, Nishi, Cilic, Fed, Kyrgios, Tsonga and Birddick

>>73745770
Serbs are big tennis fans