/tennis/ - goddess edition

>35 posts early

THREADGOD

>>73742678
2nd for /gong/

>>73742678
Can't wait until she finally gets GAYLE'D

Unless it happened already last Big Bash season.

posting in official thread

Is Federer playing tonight?

really like this thread lads

Can a major tournament ban grunting? Female tennis is shit already but the grunting makes it unbearable.

is this the best /tennis/ thread ever?

>>73732831
nobody post in this thread

can OP explain himself

wtf kerber

WHAT THE FUCK KERBER?

>>73742813
>>73742826
keep calm. shes got this

pretty gud wta match

>>73742832
screencapped

I know I'm making a rather weak comparison but there has been nearly full stadiums to watch Federer or Nadal PRACTICE in the morning.

So I think it's not about the hour or the amount of current matches being played at the moment.

Nadal is the greatest tennis player of all time.

So sad seeing the decline of the GOAT.

>>73742678
>>73742689
>>73742754
>>73742783
>>73742799
>>73742805
>>73742857
mods please ban this cunt

Will Murray score a century?

>>73742915
point out how these tennis related posts are breaking the rules

Who are we watching at the moment lads? Nishikori, or Venus?

this match is intense lads

We watching kerber yeah

>>73742983
nah not watching until djokovic gets knocked out desu tennis is shit especially on a stream

>>73742941
Because you are being annoying beyond measure with your poo posting and cricket shit.

>>73742941
Global rule 10, No spamming or flooding of any kind.

>>73742983
im watching tennis

>chokeber

>>73743012
being "annoying beyond measure" is not violating any global or /sp/ specific rules

maybe try reddit?

>>73743017
point out the spamming or the flooding made by the numerous posters you have quoted making unique posts

This is what a world number 1 looks like? Why do people watch the WTA?

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>>73742678
how long until qt genie?

worst n 1 ever

Williams score a century?

>federer will be delayed becus this
thanks kerbs

Top kek women are so fragile

>>73743042
>hes complaining about a close instense exciting match
>he'd rather watch servebots servebot

>>73743074
>he enjoys watching the world number 1 serve meatballs at a speed that a 12 year old boy could serve at

lol

>>73742918
Will murray sustained a neck injury m8

>>73743050
could you do me a small favor and DELETE THIS FUCKING SHIT

Can someone make a thread without cricket shit in it?

>>73742959
thought venus played earlier today? or was I watching a replay

>>73743095
yeah i do. its an exciting match, why wouldnt i be enjoying it?

>>73743031
is woman's cricket the only sport australia are competitive in?

>>73743110
that was saturn m8

>>73743108
that would be in violation of 4chan global rules m8

>>73743108
explain urself

why does he do it

>>73743050
>biggest rivalry in the """sport"""
>stadium is half empty at best
What did they mean by this?

>>73743110
Nah m8 Venus goes round and round. You must be watching the next round

>>73743125
Because your number 1 is shit

>110 km first serves

>>73743150
from what I can tell he wants to force someone else to make a thread to satisfy his autism in full knowledge that they will receive a three day ban for doing so

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>>73743054
mfw

>>73743166
poor aussies cant sell out stadiums in advance unlike brits so if they know they are gonna lose noone buys tickets unlike in the uk

>>73743171
men hit harder than women? hmm...you learn something new everyday

>>73743174
Lovely tennis player you have in the OP there. Top notch stuff.

>>73743174
why do you try so hard to not be funny

>>73743186
Most women hit harder than your shit top player kek

>>73743197
must be autism

>>73743166
sitting in the stadium all the time is not the way to watch test cricket

this poomerican is really outpoorforming the poorepeeans with his aupisstic tendencies

is kerber /ourgirl/?

>>73743186
That's low even for a woman.

>>73743207
Pleb

73743208
Sure got me.

>>73743181
the MCG holds up to 100,000, so yeah it doesn't sell out for the final day of a test when you know you're not going to get a full day's play

>>73743202
i wish she was mine

>>73743212
rare, and yes she is

he literally sabotages the only none brit/us threads to somehow get back at us

keep up the good work op

Someone want to tell me which WTA players are in the OP image?

>2 aces
>Kerber

>he sits on 4chan all day to make threads with this stupid woman in the OP all day

>poogenie fatshart

and then names them yankopooeans/europooeans on suicide watch
when really we have every other thread on this board whilst this is ur only one.......

we all know tennis is shit

>mad at threadcunt
The state of these absolute freshies

>75 posts of literal obsession over threadcunt

kek

I thought you talked about tennis here?

>>73743269
>talking in the 3rd person

>these cucks defending their autists

lol

>>73742678
stop it reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>73743273
>LE U R LE THREAD GUNT XD XD

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you got us good bro
hit us where it really hurts the australian open threads

I ain't got no friends
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

>goddess edition
>goddess nowhere to be found

73743295
You are

>>73743311
/am/ is a state of /cric/

>>73743308
Some dumb, ugly whore that isn't even a tennis player lol

Kek get a load of these seething newcunts fresh off the boat from Facebook and reddit

Is this /bundes/?

/cric/ belongs on /asp/

>>73743325
go on reddit often bud?

>>73743031
Here

General 4chan rules:

>Rule number 2:
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

or

>Rule number 3:
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

or

>Rule number 7:
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban.

Also,

>Rule number 10:
>No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.

/sp/ rules:

>In the interest of keeping this board general, please combine threads related to similar topics (example: specific teams, games, players, etc.).

>>73743332
Effectively, yes

Good afternoon

/cric/ RUNS /tennis/

everyone is asleep

>>73743350
Yeah, for two weeks then you disappear lmao.

Nice tennis OP image

>>73743340
none of these are being violated

just because YOU dislike the posts does NOT make them against the rules

now go back to talking about tennis before I report YOU

>>73743359
Only relevant synthetic court tournament on the calendar

Based threadcunt triggering the freshies

>>73743374
>look at us we're trolling them!!!!

are you 5

73743374
epic

fuck kerber, i wanted to watch rubin vs federer before going to sleep.

>>73743398
Kek

>phoneposting to praise yourself for being retarded

LOL

All it takes is a single image in the OP to make the Americans SEETHE

Kek, is there a more pathetic nationality on this board? I honestly pity them.

>>73743393
only the german left now

>>73743398
good one

>>73743386
>>73743387
>there's more than one pooicidal americal
lmao thought it was one guy was passposting
don't know which is more pathetic

>>73743398
fuckin kek

LETS GO HERE

>>73743424
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>>73743424
>>73743424
>>73743424

73743416
haha he added "poo" into a word xd

>>73743370
Lel this is literally the memiest of the slams

i like tennis

>>73743442
Fuckin kek
Auscunts can't handle that thick AmeriGOD dick

tennis lads

>>73743485

>>73743480
saved to my american banter folder lads

how about nadal lads

Anyone else on the piss? 5 VB's deep here

how about federer lads

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>>73743398
Good post

anyone watch doubles?

Fed hates to wait. Hope he doesn't get btfo later.

>>73743564
yeah mate ama

time to get a job anon

Teen Wolf continues to outdo itself lads. Another superb episode.

>>73743578
whats your fav type of backhand

>>73743499
Ahh look the kiwi has a crush on AmeriGODS

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>literally seething

>>73743599
the domestic kind lad

Still find it pathetic kerber is rank 1

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>>73743398
>>73743431
>>73743562
>this wasn't a meme post
MY SIDES

>>73743581
Shut up mom I'm trying okay

>>73743613
>>73743570
hi

>Both Germans are blond hair blue eyes
Oy vey where is the diversity?

I love the feeling of participating in an active and enjoyable tennis thread with more than 100 posts in it

>>73743613
those commentators saying witthoeft should go onto top 20 are braindead, kerber was the one fucking up

>>73743613
i think she should be number 2

He is repeating posts ITT in his thread now. wew lad

Stanimal is literally an animal as we all are. Bad nickname

Is this gonna be another lolwilliamswins episode or nah? Should I bother watching once based bash ends?

Really enjoying watching the game live from the Rod Laver Arena while discussing it with my friends on /tennis/

Stananimal already won his first set.

I reckon I could do okay at tennis

>>73743689
It's a sport that always looks easier than it is.

posting in patrician thread

>>73743689
>YWN sing happy birthday to angie

;_;

>GigaFederer: only quads can stop him
When was Fed such a tank?

Will fedelel lose in the round of 16?

>>73743725
this is like when the restaurant staff sing happy birthday to you x1000

>>73743740
R3 tbqh

>>73743702
I reckon I could do okay at it

I'm not the only Barbara Schett fan here am I?

Will Federer win a grand slam?

I'm not the only Barbara Schett fan here am I?

>>73743756
Good luck then m8

Guys, how can Wawrinka be this good with a dad bod?

I mean, he almost gives me hope...

>>73743774
Yes

blonde Canadian tennis player is going all the way and win it all this time

>>73743794
t. channel 7

>>73743794
>inb4 concussion

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>>73743786
Most tennis player physiques aren't that amazing tbqh

that was a solid serve

good game so far lads

>>73743824
Yeah but Wawrinka has man boobs. As do we all in this thread...

i've only watched about 10 mins of the serena bencic match since it started

>>73743852
Iv'e watched about 11

>bench press and lose

>>73743864
keep us updated, I want to know when you start watching and for how long every time you do it

clock on and off here

>>73743847
Speak for yourself m8 I do 25 pushups a day

The jap might get him, but that being said I doubt he will make it past Murray.

>>73743740
The jap might get him, but that being said I doubt he will make it past Murray.

>>73743905
Stan was less made when he was almost loosing last match

>>73743611
I personally think the one hand backhand is one of the most beautiful and classier tennis shots.

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remember lleyton hewitt lads

I remember him

>>73743915
yeah good point

>>73743892
I just spent 30 minutes in the pool as my first step of losing my man boobs. Hopefully in a month it will be 60 minutes, and then 90...

wich /tennis/ is the real one?

>>73743956
The one that was made first

>>73743956
this one lad

based elite muscular isner showing this kraut the HEAT

>classier
It's a fancy word, yes.But just look at Wawrinkas backhand, man.

el peruANO is right

Mens matches all seem to be blowouts, damn

>>73744049
See. This australiANO agrees with me.

>>73744043
>he avoided copying this post alone

keep it lad

why is that one australian posting in the other tennis thread by himself

is he the so-called """threadcunt"""?

>>73744108
he's got nothing but time

Bouchard is raping the chink

is it not summer in australia why do you never leave ur house anon

When are the tennis players i know playing

Seems like a nice thread.
It's a real pity sheer Australian autism will prevail.

>>73744151
we pity you

fuck i was confused to what you guys were talking about, but i just had a look and wow fucking unreal.

>>73744063
Gotta wait till quarters for men's to be interesting

I don't like Feds outfit. Reminds me of that Zebra shit from last years RG.

Just so you know, threadcunt's a schizophrenic NEET shut-in whos shits up /cric/. If you take the 5 seconds it requires to report his early threads, they'll get wiped. Make sure you report the reminders too. He'll furiously report any alternate threads made at the same time. So better to wait till close to 500.
t. threadcunt expert

>>73744189
>that abibas zebra shot

Oh god, awful. German fashion never again.

>>73744159
You pity me? Why?
Is this the classic can't-tell-flags-apart meme?

>>73744202
Thank you threadcunt expert. I'm glad he doesn't post in other sports I care about.

>>73744202
thanks for the tip although we did report them right away..

It seems Wawa is going to the next round, fellas.

>>73744241
Less time to bang his girlfriend:/

why can't federer put away this literally who

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Is genie wearing a shirt that is a few sizes too small on purpose?

>>73744252
Yeah, I know. I thought he'd try to lose ASAP to get of Australia and avoid being cucked again.

>>73744271
She's everything that is wrong with women's tennis.

berdych is choking on BIG AMERICAN COCK

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>>73744301
>being gay

Fedgod still playing???

I thought 2016 was the end

>>73744327
yeah mate ama

>>73744324
Ugly belly button would not bang

>>73744253
Because he's like 45

Genie should sell her panties after every match

>>73744346
yeah he is isn't he

>>73744364
she's a proper little slag

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>mfw every post from this thread is copied over to the autistic aussie's thread

>>73744379
Not this one haha

im going to bed brohs. ill join you back in the comfy morning hours to catch up on the rest of tonights matches.

>>73744379
Very weird guy, that aussie poster is.

>>73744414
>it's just one guy
Hate to break it you m8

>>73744406
Are you NEET or something?

>>73744324
>being straight

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>2017
>being

Toasting in epic shed

>>73744401
wrank

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>>73744449

This Canadian whore would never get away with baring her midriff like that at Wimbledon
Not on my watch

>>73744449
This gif will give me nightmares thanks a lot

Pretty convincing match from Stan so far, but this guy cant help it being a mental case. Constantly yelling at himself and shouting whenever he shoots a long shot or his opponent makes a deserved winner despite him being comfortably two sets and a break ahead.

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>>73744449
>

>>73744401
>>73744364
Tell me she isn't trying to sell her body when she wears something like that

>>73744495
>Constantly yelling at himself and shouting whenever he shoots a long shot or his opponent makes a deserved winner despite him being comfortably two sets and a break ahead.
The best want to win every point m8. That is part of what makes them so good.

>>73744508
she is more popular than novak she is a woman and isnt even in the top 10

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>>73744449

>>73744516
She is literally a step above your typical prozzie. She shills almost as much as Peyton manning

Reminder Federer will win the Open

>>73744551
+1

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>>73744551
But Federer isn't Nole...

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>>73744531

Pooropeeans on pooicide watch

This is the official thread

>>73742678
>those yellow teeth
A true britton

What the fuck is wrong with this crowd?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>73746369
get the fuck over it already

>the crowd booing a net court

Fuck kinda ashamed to be an aussie right now. Free entry arenas were a mistake.

*double farts*

IM LITERALLY SHAKING FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK SEPPI

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This crowd ay

>>73746369
They fell for the Aussie rebel meme the media was pushing but don't watch enough tennis to recognise he's jobbing

y'all jus hating on kyrgios cuz he a black nigga

>>73746375
>net court

>>73746369
>>73746375
Never seen so many cucks. Stfu or leave the country.

Is Nick going to stab his fitness coach after the match?

>>73746392

How about you defend kyrishit.

Why is he moping around.
Why is swearing and carrying on.
Why is he brown.

is this lazy wog really the future of tennis?

tfw nick isn't even trying and is still beating pastaman

>>73746394
why did his fitness coach shaved his head?

What a whiney cunt

>>73746403

FUCK YES HE IS!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM YOU'RE UNAUSTRALIAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What does sex with an Australian feels like?

>>73746403

He's the future of chimping out

>>73746392
If you support this giant fag you're the ultimate cuck

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>its ANOTHER anz novak ad
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>73746407
That's his brother he's doing chemo

>>73746392
Fuck off the crowd are the real cucks and I don't even use that word. Kyrgios practically threw 2 sets and yet they're still cheering him.

>>73746410

pretty good in my opinion

>>73746394
For the 6th time? He's probably wearing a kevlar vest by now

18-16 final set cap this.

>>73746399
This is the new tennis bro
He's exciting
This is what people wanna see
This is what crowds wanna see bro
He's winning isn't he?
What else do you want?
He's not feeling well. Not his fault bro.

Wow he's not fucking moving

>>73746410
they normally just lay there and don't do anything and lose the fucking match because they don't fucking care fuck you kyrgios

>>73746425
>He's winning isn't he?
um

>>73746425
His coach shouted him a curry>>73746424
and he needs to shit real bad

>>73746431
kek

>>73746413

Yeah makes me feel ill everytime it comes on

>>73746425
>exciting

He's whining and crying and a whinger, harden the fuck up

>crowd wants to see

A free court that you just have to go early enough to see, ie stupid bogan trash who coudlnt afford to pay for a ticket.

>winning

winning badly there is a difference

>not feeling well

Fuck off with your excuses

>>73746434
I didn't do that second quote, not sure what happened there.

lmao here we go

ogre

>he let it go

is this real life?

>lost by 2
What a dipshit

tomic game is absolute shit

YESS GO YOU DAGO CUNT

All hope rests with Berntard now

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Remember that kyrgios fell for the hillary meme

what the fuckk hahaha

>Australian Tennis

cunts spastic

>>73746460

>loses the next point

smugface.jpg

>>73746458

Most uninformed people did

thunder will NOT chase this total lads

Quiet plz, plz

YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CAWM ON KIRRI!!!

AUSSIE HEART COMEBACK

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>his fans

Cunt challenges Trump as best irl shitposter of all time

>>73746476
me in the middle
I'll wave

Kyrgios is half assing it and he's still hanging around lol

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>Seppi

thisgonbegood.jpg

dude looks like dhalsim

For a cancer patient, Kyrgios brother has high energy

Who is that semen demon in the kyrgios box?

If tennis players are actually good, why can't they play with the crowd cheering?

Based nick

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NICKIII

NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK

Seppi has been stunned by the unessesary tweener kek

Greece's Big and Strong Nick Kyrgios

>>73746490
they are all literal autists

explains the chimp outs and inability to tolerate noise

>>73746489

Wawrinka's gf

>>73746489

Just another hole for Nick to fill

I don't understand how you can support a guy that mops around and loses two sets and then decides I guess I'll le win.

Maybe I'm too old and intellectual for the new bogan tennis.

Dan Evans would be a top 10 player if he wasnt a total manlet

how can tennis players drinks so much durning the matches and never have to go pee

>>73746488
Its not cancer, its a genetic condition that means hair doesn't grow on your body. That guy from little Britain has it too.

NICKY CUMMMMMMMMMMMMM ON

>>73746502
I don't think you've ever played tennis before

>>73746512
No it's cancer
t. knower

>>73746510
They are constantly sweating it out

>>73746510

I'm onto my second bottle of wine this match alone, haven't peed yet.

>>73746510
have you ever done any physical activity in your life

>>73746512

>he thinks tv is real

>>73746506
Too old and elitist, maybe.

>>73746510
you've clearly never played sport in 35+ degrees

you just sweat it all out

props to Seppi for holding his own against the crowd support
looks like he has stepped his game up too

>>73746506
I support him because he's different and you can't fucking say this hasn't been extremely entertaining despite being frustrating.

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>Kyrgios makes it to the grand final
>Wins a 5 set match on a between the legs shot down the line
>mfw

>>73746519
I though he was just a brown wojack

>cillic
Worst grand slam winner ever

>>73746519
He would look a lot worse if he was in chemo for this long

Tantrum time because no towel lol

KYRGOAT
Y
R
G
O
A
T

>>73746548
Not as bad as Djokovic towel rampage

KYRMYBOI

Just seen the Kyrgios score

>seppi

Real great tennis player you got there australia. Hahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahhahahahahahagahagagagahahahahahahhahaha

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Kyrgios will win this and lose next match

>hi sense arena
>more like NO SENSE arena
>heh
Fuck off

>>73746554
he is Greek or something

>>73746554
Seppi had nothing to do with it