/heem/ Meme Kicks edition

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Bless

>>72052758

Is Heavy Hands the best mma podcast?

>coral springs

>>72052726
how often has a fighter gotten stripped accidentally?

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This thread now belongs to His Excellency the Most Honourable "Natty Goat" Mikey Bisking.

>UFC 204: Michael Bisping - My Destiny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s [Embed]

>Failures of "The Count" UFC champion / Michael Bisping Losses in MMA Fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TkL9wJdbXc [Embed]

>Bisping BTFOs Vitor
https://is.4chan.org/wsg/1476735991695.webm

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>>72052762
>the end of your reign is nigh

>>72052782

lotsa bitches

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>tfw too intelligent to give 1 iota of a fuck about women's """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""FIGHTING"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>72053003

I bet my wife would f you up

>>72053003
I see manletfights as pretty much the same as womenfights

>tfw I could controversially split decision every here

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>>72053049

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Coral Springs resident, can you tell me about this strange roadside horse statue

Your town looks comfy by the way, if very flat
Lots of green, I like it

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/10/22/13366998/pat-lundvall-s-nevada-athletic-commission-appointment-coming-to-an-end

F

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>>72053149
Is an horse a athlete ?

>>72053149
Coral Springs resident here

That's a statue memorial to Schaub. I love him so much. I built it myself. He's my favorite fighter. I would DIE for this city. I love Coral Springs

IsCoral Springs cuck the new Phil?

>>72053149
Oh, the Mayor of
>coral springs
Likes to fuck horses, so he had a bunch of random horse statues commissioned around town.

Kind of weird Tbh.

>>72053077
Thats the way I look at every division under 170. Its like come on you guys don't even count as men.

>>72052696
The fight to look out for is Mickey Gall vs Sage NorthCutt...

Seeing two good looking guys throw down is going to be amazing.

And its like a bootleg version of WonderBoy vs Damian Maia. Gall has rear naked chocked everybody so far. And NorthCutt has same style as Wonderboy just not as good as a front side kick.

Cant fucking wait. And if Wonderboy beats Woodley which I expect to happen then its going Maia vs Thompson...... a pure striker vs pure grappler at the top of the game i wana see it.

>>72053149
coral springs i grew up in parkland and visit occasionally.

Its a really nice town. Lots of house parties and hot girls and just lots of fun.

Ive never seen that horse tho.

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>>72053223
She just have jewish genetics, who unironically in the pass have many GOAT boxers.

>>72052696
Where is the link to the previous thread?

>>72053436

kill yourself my man

>>72053436
I deliberately chose not to include it because I don't want to link to spergy canadian meme OPs

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THIS NIGGA IS COMING FOR ALVAREZ, MCGREGOR AND DIAZ SHIET

>>72053238
i wrote this in the other thread but this why Brendan never reached his potential.

No I wouldnt say that.

The truth about Schaub is that he lacked the ability to retain techniques. Physically hes pretty strong and capable. How he won by knock out 7 out of 10 times.

And he lost by knock out 4 times to extremly hard hitting fuckers. Ben Rothewell (almost Kod Rothwell but got greedy and got clipped himself) and Roy fucking Nelson. The problem Brendan was inability to learn and or implement technique and have proper foot work and fight.
The way he jabs and he throws techniques were just not good. He was however just athletic enough too be a top 20 in the world.

And the truth is a lot of fighters during 2012 era started believing this bullshit about superior athletes and stupid shit about muscle fibers and ect.So they started working out to improve baseline performance to bench more, do more sit ups and ect.

But this MMA fighting. Unarmed Combat. You need techniques and have your weapons special moves and use them to win.
For example Wonderboy has this snake like karate fighting style. Damaian Maia has rear choke. Dominick Cruz has unique footwork. McGregor/AJ have one hit Ko power. Tyron Woodley wrestling and overhand rights. Velasquez and Diaz brothers have this insane cardio boxing style that takes you swimming.

Brendan had none that some weapon that made him special excpect is pure ability as an athelete.

But martial arts allow you take on stronger guys with weapons. And the dumb ass was put up stronger guys and he if couldn't out muscle them and got Knocked the fuck out.

>>72053529
do you think his reachlet-ness is actually helpful to him?

>>72053461
you and amerisperg would make a cute couple

>>72053559
REACH AINT SHIT ON THE GROUND DAMMNN

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>>72053149
it's made of Legos, as is the white structure behind it

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>>72053529
be very careful

>>72053172
When is Jones' hearing? This could actually be really good for him

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JUST

>>72053559
It's probably good for leverage, being a lanklet has its perks on the ground as well though

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>>72053678

better journalist than ariel and this guy combined

moose-hall 2 is a waste of a fight for moose. it's lose-lose unless he destroys hall and there is no controversy(groin shot, eye poke, jetlag, secret injury in training camp, got sick before the fight, etc.) from hall to taint a moose win

>>72053930
How does that fucker always get the first question.....

>>72053917
I hope the new memesasi gets memed on again desu
The Dutch need to be kept down

is heem a designated safe-place for shitposting?

>>72054114
No

>>72054092
IF YOU AINT DUTCH

>>72054114
>implying leafs can control themselves regardless

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGcMd2sCLcw

tkd is the best standup base

this is not debatable

>>72053917

even vegas knows it was a fluke kek. poor hall

>>72054092

>moose
>iranian-armenian
>dutch

>>72054092
My cock needs to be kept down your mother's throat.

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>>72054186
>tkd
Barboza started out with Muay Thai you dip

>>72054292

The sandy ass nigga has a dutch accent when he speaks english.

We'll claim him

>>72054377

that's tkd mewves you christmas flag dork

>>72054186

I would spear Barboza, pass his guard with ease and finish him with a late stoppage.

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>>72054424

Does anyone have the webm of Cowboy punching Barboza just as he's blinking?

>>72054431
How would you deal with somebody like a Khabib?

>>72054514

joking about religion at the square off, make him sperg out and charge into my knee

>>72054629
Wow you're good bro you should be UFC champ

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>*flips you off with both hands*
>*throws bottles*

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>>72054114
yes

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>>72054699
>ywn be part of the diaz crew

>>72052726
UFC, what went wrong?

>>72054804

Is Cuckhold a natural HW?

is conor going to have two belts?

>>72054953
Yes. Cage warriors lightweight and cage warriors featherweight.

>>72055018
Eddie has no chance of killing the conor meme?

>>72055060
You missed the joke m8

>>72055078
I got the joke but chose to ignore it and carried on with the intended discussion

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>one fight in the ufc
>on 1st of august 2015
>which she lost by a decision
>ranked #11

What did Dana mean by this ?

Just saw Tim Means vs Sabah Homasi, very underrated fight

everybody focused on Cerrone vs Story and Diaz vs Memelord on that card but Means looked amazing, very relaxed, very good timing, brutal work to the body and doing a very good job of mixing technical striking with the "dirtier" mma techniques like shoving, dirty boxing and clinching

He's still far from the top of that division but honestly if he looks as great in his next fight against Oliviera he could easily be a top 10 guy

>>72055192
SHE'S MEAN, SHE'S NASTY

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>>72052575
im just meme-ing, she deleted it because people were talking shit about the mandigos eiffel towering her. im guessing

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>>72055192
That division is a fucking crater m8, it's absolutely dogshit all the way through

>>72055240
She's strawweight m8, the slightly better wmma division

>Ronda gets heemed by Nunes
>goes broke spending all her money on Burger King and Starbucks
>accepts fight with Cyborg
>Ronda gets heemed by Cyborg

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>>72055300
My bad bro
I'll turn in my FightFan™ card first thing in the morning, sware on me mum

>>72055212
Homasi was making his debut desu, Oliveira will be a better test.

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Show me your best spins

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what did he mean by this?

>>72055466
>headgear AND bodyarmor

this semen slurping sport is not for me, JUST BLEED

>>72055365
i love problem gobin desu

>>72055516
Kek
Just call the man a taxi, Bellator, how fucking hard is it

>>72055516
chael is so fucking corny

Lads, how I do not get crushed by bearmode super heavies in da gi? I weigh 200lbs, so I'm kinda big but not really and I'm frequently matched up with offensive linemen looking beasts. What should I be trying to do?

>>72055660
cut weight?

>>72055660
Fight Gabi she's 245 pounds

>>72055660

say that men intimidate you and try joining the women-only bjj class

>>72055660
Eye gouges
Hemember, you train for de streets, if it no pass the Helio filter, is no good

>>72055516
BASED UNCLE CHAEL

>>72055736
>Hemember, you train for de streets, if it no pass the Helio filter, is no good

I read that in a brazilian accent.... Im dying.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/10/22/13366594/jose-aldo-says-hes-rethinking-retirement-after-talking-with-family-mma-ufc-news

>relax, it was just a prank bro

>>72055660
cut angles on every technique you can since you can't take them head on and most heavyweights are bad at protecting their flanks

>>72055799
will that zilch just go away already

>still no UFC for an entire week

this is bullshit

ARE YOU CRAZY IN YOUR 'EAD MANG?

>>72055799

Conor pretty much pulled the same stunt.

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Who's your favorite black fighter?

http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/10/apos-bela-finalizacao-mackenzie-dern-quer-ir-para-o-ufc-na-metade-de-2017.html

Will she ever be in the UFC?

>>72053003

>Too intelligent

More like too much of a sad bitter virgin if you ask me

>>72055851
whats a woof ticket??

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>>72055879

Jon Jones hearing is on October 31st
Pat Lundvall's literal last day

wat do?

what exactly is a "meme kick"

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>>72055879
Demetrious Johnson
I've subscribed to his twitch channel since he started it and I've bought two of his limited edition shirts. He sent them to me personally along with a bunch of stickers, pictures and other merch as a thanks for the support. Such a great guy.

>>72056033
What does he play besides WoW ?

>>72055936

YOU THINK IM AFRED OF YOU MANG?

WE WILL SEE ON SATUHDAYYY IF IM AFRED

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>>72056033
Are they on Egoo?

>>72055800
Thanks, I'll try that.

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>>72056033
kek, how can the goblin compete

>>72055997
whatever yair does. god his fight with caceres was such a shitshow, i hate that guy

>>72056033
he does seem like a really nice guy, did he sign anything for you?

>>72056112

Karoleena will need to get in contact with Miesha's face surgeon. Believe you me.

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>>72056120

>Hating a guy who puts on entertaining fights

Heem yourself my man

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>>72056112
be careful

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>>72056126
Believe me you me, there will be a new champion

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>>72056126

>>72056054
The Souls games, SFIV, CoD, H1Z1, UFC 2, he's played a ton of shit

>>72056091
No clue, I bought them off of his website
http://mightymousemma.com/

>>72053314

>Thats the way I look at every division under 170. Its like come on you guys don't even count as men

I would like to see your fat self go just 1 round with Edson Barboza.

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>>72056159

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>>72056151
Yeah, Stephen Wonderboy Thompson, because nobody is gonna take that belt from Goblin

>>72056120
Nah but I didn't ask him to either
Whatever shirt he comes out with next I might ask him to sign but personally I'd love it if he signed my gloves, unfortunately I'm not about to pay for all that shipping back and forth just for a signature, lel

>tfw only one day from one day from one day from one day from one day from one day from one day from one day from one day from one day from one day from one day from one day away from the next UFC

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Who wins and how?

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>>72056244
>Yeah, Stephen Wonderboy Thompson

>>72056332

Cub Swanson by sub/dec

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>>72056244
Nobody will take that belt from her
But she already took my heart

>>72056283
oh are you the boxingswede? whats your record like nowadays?

>>72056436
That's corny af mate, bloody hell Sweden

>>72056332
choi by tko after collapsing cub and applying the swansong gnp

do you think jon jones has cleaned up his act?

>>72056436
she is remarkably unpleasant looking

>>72056033
nice kewkies

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>>72056244
>>72056436
Karolina is gonna win guys. Shes gonna win!!

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>>72056033
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLzLtK4DAhv/

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Gonna punch the jew right outta the goblin

>>72056754
Karolina is unironically form the Jewtown

If the Jews lived in Detroit that is

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>>72056781
The jew is gonna knock the jew outta the goblin

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>>72056436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHXn8cCdoY0

>/heem/ is now mostly waifu-spergs posting the same old tired photos of dime a dozen Polish women

Who is you're favourite Jewish fighter?

>>72056853
who's your waifu, brah?

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>>72056821
anyone else want to see joanna knocked out

>>72056885

Back to aspie sperg boy

>>72056919
I don't recognize that fighter...

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which one is the jew and which one the goblin?

also why do you guys care about polish women? they are literally second world here

>>72056982
>germany

>>72056982
>germany

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>>72056853
the correct term is "fightfu" and I claim Veronica Macedo

Conor will loose, vacate, retire, go broke and back to working as a plumber.

>>72056982
>germany
>women

wew lad

>>72057116
He's gonna lose, take a break for his kid, get stripped, return for the Featherweight belt, get heemed, and then semi-retire to take money fights whenever he starts to go broke.

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>>72057008
>>72057059
>samefag

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>>72057190
>>>/mlp/

>>72056982
Joanna is the Jew Goblin Fighter
Karolina is the Jew Human Paladin

>germany

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>>72057116
>loose

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>german women
disgusting

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>>72057260
What are "nig eyes" exactly ?

>>72057260
so the anglos were right irish are niggers

>>72057380
>nobody can take his shots
>gasses after 8 minutes

textbook blacksplosiveness

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Bisping still cant recover from the beat that a 46 year old man give to him

>>72057336
pleb colour

>>72057438
Bisping 1 2 3 4 5

What's the worst early stoppage ever

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>>72057438
Apparently you win a fight by letting your opponent turn you asian

>>72057483
so Chinese have nig eyes too ?

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>>72057591
cmon man, we didn't do nothin to ya polack

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What do you think Jef is doing right now?

>>72057591
yeah, they're even worse

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>bloodyelbow doing a tribute for this scumbag

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>>72057438
Is Bisping lmaobud?

>>72057746
bisping is everything but canadian

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>>72052888

>>72057765
His son set up a proxy for him

>>72057746
>>72057438
loooool imagine being a biscuck lmaoooo
Sad!

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What went wrong?

>>72057842
Go to sleep granpda Dan

Do any other fights even matter except Jones and Goober fights?

Friendly heeminder that this thread belongs to His Excellency the Most Honourable "Natty Goat" Mikey Bisking. >>72052931

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>>72057908
Her
Excellency
Elizabeth's
Michael

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What does /heem/ actually mean?

>>72057967
Hillary
Emasculates
Every
Man

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>>72057967
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Maia

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>>72052888

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>>72057967
He
Exterminates
Every
Minority

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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>>72058044

I'd kill for a shitty Fight Night tonight honestly
I need my fix

>>72058149
Same la, I watched the ACB card today so that was alright. I can't wait for the Mexican card.

>>72057967
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
McGregor

>>72057846
Chin exposed

>>72057967
Here
Everyone
Expects
Michael Bisbing to off himself any day now

>>72057846
Faber barao

>>72055516
>Tito said
>Hope you all can tune in tonight on @Spike #Bellator162 so you see the difference between 1st class and no class. #JuiceBox @BellatorMMA

Chael's response is to make more stupid rhymes that tito will understand

>>72058238
To be honest I really enjoyed watching Ortiz crush that juice box while Sonnen flexed and posed.

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>>72058238
>"Gaaas...out of his ass. And not his butt..

>>72058404
What did he mean by this?

>>72056982
Plenty of Polish hotties in my neck of the woods.
Though I wonder what they are like seeing as a lot of the Polish men are drunk, loud brutes.

>>72058441
I have no fucking clue, I doubt he does either.

Wew some films have really shitty fight choreography don't they

>>72058604
Most do

What do you think made Conor feel worse
When the Diaz chants overpowered the Conor chants in round 3, or when the crowd booed him multiple times in round 5 for running?

>>72058708
A king doesn't care about the peasants.

>>72056821
Omfg my benis

>>72058729
Without peasants paying for his shot he wouldn't be able to get away with half the shit he does

ffs need a card so bad

>>72052931
>There is no Jesus
Kek, noice. Fuck those religious faggots. Pure kanker.

What trash talk would piss off the Goobs the most

>>72058880
probably an honest and open chat with his accountant

>>72058880
Potatoes.

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Post fighters with doggos

>>72058880
Someone who's height starts with 6 bending over and ruffling his hair during the staredown

>Chael flexing while Tito is being asked a question

Based cool dad Sonnen

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>>72058744
damn straight

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>>72058940

>>72059042
dinner.jpg

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How does she win?

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>>72058940

>>72059173
Wait until Joanna inevitably breaks her hand and then her kick horse face

>>72059196
10 to 1 says in private she's more of a bitch than Ronda

Do Co mains get free fights? What do you think we'll get?

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>>72059173
grab her in the pussy

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>>72059265

NO I
WON'T BACK DOWN

>>72059310
THE PRIDE OF ALL BRITAIN

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>>72059370

>>72059310
SHe looks like a lesbian

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>>72059321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

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Tecia Torres' great grandmother has passed away

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>>72059459
Tecia Torres is a lesbo with moustache

>>72059520
>loves women
>has a moustache

hightest

This thread is deader than Samman

>>72059583

it's more like your social lfie

>>72059617
>lfie

>>72058631
Why do they insist on having people constantly block shots with their arm and then throw back a punch with the other
Doesn't happen desu

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>>72059865

H2K Have no macro but have good players lol

>>72052696
how did he not dodge that

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Daily reminder that she is a serious threat to the whole 115 devision

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>>72059981

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>>72059992
Paige bless

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>>72060002

>>72060002
dog looks high af senpai

>>72060029
IT IS ALL OVER

>>72059978
Would had been amazing if that had heemed
Browne, highlight reel for the ages

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>>72060029

>>72060091

YOU JUST KNOW...

>>72060091
those hands tho

Does Bisping realistically stand a chance against Rockhold, Weidman, Jacare or Yomero?

>>72060236
he already knocked out cuckhold, weidman will be beat by romero and bisping can beat romero in the 4th/5th rounds

>>72060236
Yes, yes, yes and yes

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>>72060236
Believe you me buddeh, it's his destineh

>>72060236
Realistically speaking, he has something of a chance against all of them because he actually has gotten better recently. If he can keep the fame from going to his head and trashtalk his opponents into a snafu like with Rockhold then I'd give him around 50/50 odds against all of them.

>>72060236
If "a chance" means it's a statistical possibility, there's no real denying that for any fight.
Would I favor him in any of those fights, no. Not even Cuckhold.

>>72060091
looking on the body language left one seems interested in nganuou

>>72060328
his son is rather unfortunate looking

>>72060363
Probably will be able to fix that with a beard, like his dad

>>72060328
I wonder what his daughter is into

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>>72060451
MMA

>>72060145
one punch knockout power

>>72060618
he could choke 2 manlets at once

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Bisping's Redditor son won a wrestling tournament

>>72060747
>Bisping gets heemed to death by Kennedy
>his son avenges him on his debut titleshot

>>72060091
>no comment ;)

what did he mean by this?

>>72060747
>"won his first match"
>won a wrestling tournament

Think you've misinterpreted that surely mate

>>72060747
America's own Callum Bisping

>>72060747
>that butthurt brock fanboy

jej

Dana why did you give us like 6 weeks of cards in a row and then leave us with a dry spell like this?

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>>72052696
>11/19: UFC FN 99 - Nelson vs Kim
Get with the program you fag.

It's payback time.

>>72060966
you /CAN'T WAIT/

blame bj "the lowtest cuck" penn not adan

>>72060966
So ufc 205 can be stacked af.

It is a tough dry month so far though. I stayed up until 1 am last night watching Glory as an alternative and it was shit.

>>72060236
Reality is no.

Bisping doesnt have anything special that can beat those 4.

Luke Cuckold has an interesting stand up game and pretty good stand up.

My Boy Weidman has killer wrestling.

Tainted Supplement Meros has monkey power and cheating tricks ask Kennedy.

Jacare has jiu jitsu to max levels.

Bisping should be glad he got to the belt and then ask to defend his belt from Vitor and avenge his TRT kick loss.

Serously tho if Dan Henderson signature move was TRT PUNCH Vitor was TRT RUSH and TRT KICK to the fucking face.

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>Two intelligent to like any fighter other than Saint Goobert.

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Are there people here who are unironically not fans of Michael "The Count" Bisping?

>>72061099
i wasn't until he grew his hair out

>>72061099
Nope, only plebs

The real question is will australia ever recover?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmBbYklGY8w

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>>72061304
>those hammerfists
every tiem

>>72061304

>wmma

You know those fights are for piss breaks, right?

>>72061476
*tips*

>>72061463
there is real disparity in ground and pound strikes and hammer fists

almost like every fighter needs to learn ground striking from a special ground striking coach

how the fuck did rory "the lowtest cuck" macdonald beat maia?

>>72061749
Fuck is your problem m7?

Post your UFC walkout song

>>72061096
>two

>>72061883

The number of belts King Con will hold in da garden, yeh?

>>72061099
His life is like a Rocky story

》tfw Rory would be champ if he had only pressured Lawler in the fourth

>>72061995
Will MVP get signed to UFC if he beats Rory ?

>>72062048

He said he likes it at Plebator.

Rory will expose him though.

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>>72060236

>>72062079
I don't know, MVP can karate him to a decision or break his nose with one good solid strike

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doing this again

if you want any predictions of yours capped, reply to this post

>>72061792
https://youtu.be/gjoI5aNBzkg

>>72054186

>a style entirely based on meme kicks with no punching
>best standup

son..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bwM1keL3yOQ>>72061792

>>72061995
Crazy to think just how different the entire WW division would be had this occurred

>>72062190
rory would wrestlefuck him then submit him easy fight for him

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>Thanks to me, "Sad!" became a common saying on /sp/

Buncha fucking goofs, the lot of you.

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>>72062618

>>72061792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aTLXLhhavQ

spainsperg needs (You)s y'all

Can I be a world champ if I started training at 17? I do Muay Thai and BJJ 5 times a week

>>72062605
Would it really though? Rory would war with Condit too an probably win, Wonderboy would heem Woodley and we would be getting the shitty Thompson/MacDonald fight now instead of July

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>>72056850

>>72062822
Yeah I think it would because you'd have Lawler in the mix too and Rory wouldn't be deleted nose Rory. Sorry I'm not going into it further, I'm pretty tired

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>>72062732
>you will never show bjj fucking shits the superiority of catch wrestling while swagged out in your wrestling shoes and speedo combo