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no news boys
>you will never get to hang out with yves
why even live bros
he has so many cool stories and seems chill
>>72041321
Is it gay to want a girl to heem you?
>>72041321
Upcoming events:
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove [Main card starts at 9 PM ET, 6 PM PT, 2 AM BST]
10/21: Lion Fight 32 - Malaipet vs Hollenbeck [Starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
10/21: Glory 34: Denver - Holzken vs Groenhart [Main card starts at 12 AM ET, 9 PM PT, 5 AM BONGTIME]
Can I pls get a link for Bellator
has anyone got a link to Glory stream
>>72041336
I think it depends how.
>Being named Sits On Peen
>>72041353
ace:
11d95e4442181fd2acee152c75763bcac7f1c1d3
Glory > Memeator
>>72041356
taima.tv/r/mma2
>>72041370
Memes > Sports
Chael with the hot bantz
>>72041371
alrite lad
>>72041370
this desu senpai
real fite fans are watching glory
holy fuck Tito blowing himself out on tv again
based chael
>>72041364
did she died?
BUTT ass ,.,,pain
tito sucks at shit talk so bad lol
>CHAEL SUNNON GONNA FEEL WHAT TITO ORTIZ FEELS LIKE
>there are people who actually care about shael-ortiz
mandrama goofs, all of you
that was cringey.
>The Juice Box
Jesus christ
Chael is trying not to cringe lol
That was some pretty cringey shit from both guys.
Also Tito Ortiz looks like John Malkovich in a rubber suit.
>>72041391
I dont know, but that choke was held for a long fucking time.
>kendall grove is a force
who the fuck let tito do that
>yves and shilling dropping some interesting info
not gay, but mma fighters are so fucking sexy
this glory fight is pretty spicy
Kendall Grove was Evan Tanner's last fight.
Kendall Grove is a legend. What a honor to watch this man again.
>all I hear is gas coming out of his ass and its not his butt
What did he mean by this?
>>72041441
>6'6
>185
Lanklets like this don't survive long
>>72041448
This jungle gook is a dirty fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8qHuunR55E
Based
OHHH FUCKING HEEM
fucking HEEMED
make that 46 KOs
haha time for spinny shit
Glory ref just gave that poor guy brain damage
how does this thai guy's face look so pristine when he's been in 167 fights with 30-some losses
>>72041489
yeah he goofed that fight pretty bad
glory needs to get their shit together
takes 8 years to get a replay and they show it like once
>tfw really want to get into a striking based martial art, but terrified of brain damage and getting my chin deleted
>>72041511
that lelator ref isn't bad joe warren just needs to die
hahahah holy fuck Grove got fucked up there
Dat body shot
>>72041528
do jiujitsu and laugh at the strikers when you choke them into the living death at 38 years old
Holy fuck that body shot was vicious
LANKLETS BTFO
DA VAI
DA VAI
DA VAI
DA VAI
DA VAI
DA VAI
>>72041531
I agree
>>72041554
fuck off with your fetish shit weirdo
APOLOGIZE
>>72041543
>into the living death
thats one of my favorite moments from early UFC
that was the most russian victory speech
>>72041554
>>72041511
>robbie was white
>now he's black
What happened?
well onward to glory
won me some bitcoins on this easy event tonight
https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/35c3004TEcxRDZyNGt1RTIyV25HM2xtM1FpQT09/r/451269/
https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/144363aaDVMQTVkTXZQVGhMU1NpWnplbzkrQT09/r/451269/
https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/33e20a2YlZyKzVmd0xydTR1aUkyZkN6WExSUT09/r/451269/
>>72041584
He looks white when he has hair and not white when he shaves his head. It's the weirdest thing.
Glory has been so good tonight.
>>72041618
glory almost always delivers
so many body clinches in this fight.
Stop fucking clinching you dutch goof
That Bellator card sure was a nice break from Cops.
>>72041623
usually the lower weightclasses have some bangers but this LHW fight is not bad, a little clinch heavy.
This Dutch faggot should be DQ'd
>>72041618
glorys good as fuck, doesnt get enough attention
>>72041645
Combat sports are wrong
>>72041654
Bunch of casuals. Thought heem would be more interested.
Can't wait for this dutch fag to get KOd
wait only the undercard is on fight pass?
>>72041554
wtf
Most boring Fight Companion ever.
Really could use a bit of Schaub and Eggy
Are Brazilian kickboxers pretty rare?
damn i missed sittsongpeenong mk2 heem. anyone got weebum?
Where's the Glory stream, mates?
>>72041680
WME-IMG is trimming the roster lads
In line with the rumors of them having fewer events
At least they're also signing some new talent and doing "all-star" TUF seasons
It seems like they're trying to deliver a higher quality product
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/10/21/13364154/ufc-cuts-13-fighters-from-roster-as-cutbacks-continue
>>72041683
There's a lot of brazilian muay thai guys but I don't know about pure kickboxers
>>72041695
http://taima.tv/r/mma2
>>72041701
I thought they might give Barncat one more shot against a can. I guess those heems were just too devastating.
>>72041701
>cutting leleco and barncat
you guys think Badr Hari can hang with Rico now?
>>72041764
He will heem rico
>>72041764
was just in dutchtopia and saw horse tenderloin on the menu
badr got it
>>72041735
Tamdan was never that good tbqh
He should go back to bellator and fight people on his own level
Varga vs. Van Roosmalen should be spicy.
this is a good fight companion, yves and schilling are bros
>>72041819
varga is boring as fuck.
>>72041836
i agree, can finally hear schilling talk without eddie and schlob constantly interrupting with inane bullshit
>Varga
RIP tooth
how the fuck do you forget to wear your mouthpiece
>>72041872
Schaub sucks so much
Callen too come to think of it
In fact make the new fight companion lineup Joe, Edgybrah (he's good without Schaub), Cam, and Schilling
van roosmalen destroyhing him this round
jesus Varga getting lit up. After he took that first knockdown he got so tentative.
so
10-9 Varga
10-7 Roosmalen
Is it me or does Cody Pfister have a huge fucking head?
>>72041922
All good fighters have huge heads m8, it helps absorb blows
Headlets with tiny noggins have shitty chins
anyone got a stream for glory main event?
>>72041945
taima.tv/r/mma
this fight is pretty brutal. just doesnt look that brutal bc vargas has a decent pokerface.
Embree vs Roosmalen will be spicy as fuck
>>72041935
>headlets
that's pretty good I like it.
>>72041921
This is correct, except 10-8 Roosmalen
christ Roosmalen's combos are fucking sick
>>72041961
they don't give 10-7 for two knockdowns?
10-9 Varga
10-8 Roosmalen
10-9 Roosmalen
10-9 Roosmalen
Varga got saved by the bell in round 4
what an ass whooping
good call by the corner
>>72041986
Corner stoppage before the start of round 5
>>72041981
10-7 only for when opponent is kill
Who ya got for Roosmalen v Embree?
>>72042034
embree is a nobody.
need a stream taima isnt steraming it
joe rogan thinks bernie sanders is not a political insider compared to clinton or obama
>30 years in politics
>caucuses with the democrats
>>72042077
why are you listening ot that fucking retard jesus christ
>watch glory they said
>it's a good card they said
Questionable.
Why does Jamie sound exactly like Redban?
Is it a meta mind fuck from Joe for disloyalty?
>>72042083
schilling and yves have good input
>>72042097
where are you watching it
>>72042097
Superfight was pretty good, main card seems eh except for the main event. Also can't find english streams, they didn't move on from Fitepass.
>>72042381
I'm still waiting for Simon Marcus to show up. Also Holzken is usually pretty exciting.
>tfw no gsp
>>72042451
I had row 3 almost cageside seats for 206 in my online checkout and the site went down and I lost them the other day
if GSP ends up on that card I'm going to be furious lol
>>72042077
Joe Rogan is Mount Stupid: The Person. Except on martial arts and MMA, he does know his shit regarding that.
>>72042473
he flip flops so fucking much. He went from praising Ronda as godlike and having amazing striking, to trashing her striking after she lost, to now praising her striking again since she was announced to fight at 207.
>>72041554
wtf is this a tv show
what is this shit
Can someone give a Glory 34 stream? FRS isn't working right now.
>>72042501
The poor guy has destroyed his brain with meme drugs and meme supplements.
I would just like to point out that all three knockdowns Conor got on diaz came from conor swinging forward. If they fight at 155 and conor can catch nate moving forward onto a straight like machida did to Bader, he would probably finish him.
Goddamn Thomas is getting styled on, cant mount any kind of offense
>>72042530
you are correct
Ppl watching glory and ignoring lionfight. Just watched smoking Jo nuttuwa beat a dude who had 182 fights and 146 wins for the title.
>>72042512
>>72042512
>>72042512
Seriously someone plz help
>>72042501
He jumped on the bandwagon and defended a top draw as a company guy, when she got trashed he had room to criticize because anyone still talking about how awesome her striking was would be absolutely delusional but now that they're trying to sell Ronda's comeback he needs to shill once more.
what the fuck happened to the holzken fight?
i set my alarm for 5.30am for the main card and dont know what the fuck is going on
>winning fight against Joe Schilling
>ref makes insane call costing Marcus a crucial point
>As a result, Marcus desperately tries to finish Schilling and gets KO'd
>winning fight against Jason Wilnis
>ref makes insane call costing Marcus a crucial point
>As a result, Marcus desperately tries to finish Wilnis and gets KO'd
So...why has Marcus continued to fight for thsi corrupt organization?
>>72042687
Marcus and Jacoby are fighting right now, Holzken is next. It's airing on ESPN 3.
>>72042619
>He jumped on the bandwagon and defended a top draw as a company guy
I think it was a step above that. If you listened to the way he talked about her you would've thought his bald head had been shoved up her snatch so long he got vertigo.
>>72042688
what's your explanation for him getting destroyed by a no name chink?
>>72042711
Guy's a pro shill, was getting paid to do this. People would go along with it or fellate Rousey even harder without the money incentive and company directive, it was full blown Rouseymania during the time where she annihilated everyone put in front of her and it sucked dick.
oh man did Jacoby's arm get fucked?
good catch by the ref. Dustin tried to get into the second round with a broken arm apparently.
>SNAKE
>
>
>
If post ends in 6 Brady goes down in PA this week, broken or strained before 2nd half.
kek willith ith
OHHH TJ DILLASNAKE SIGHTING
>>72042762
Wrong general goof
>>72042785
>>72042762
Guy on the bottom has a broken rib while this is happening btw, that's why he's in pain from having someone on top of him
SHIT
MIKE LOST A FITE
>>72042798
felt bad for Brooks in that fight. Oliveira stopped trying to make weight and comes in heavy.
>>72042785
>tunisian
>cryptic, celtic looking speech
>does it look like russian?
is joe fucking retarded?
Belgaroui seems mad tired
someone please hook me up with a glory stream
>dude just round up people's purchases to raise money
>this is a revolutionary idea!
does joe know what taxes are?
joe discovering the idea of taxes
>>72043033
>>72043037
holy fuck he cant be this dumb.
is glory over?
>>72043093
nieky vs groenhart on now
1 round apiece
>>72042097
ARE YOU CRAZY IN YOUR "EAD MAN?
DUDE TAXES
2-1 nieky?
How long is left of this fight companion I need to go to sleep, its been going 5 hours
>>72043160
DUDE WEED
I like to think young Jamie reads /heem/ whilst the podcast is going on
>>72043193
DUDE ISOLATION TANKS
did nieky rob that guy?
>joe trained with rob kaman
that's pretty cool.
>>72041336
>Feverishly tapping
>she holds on
Jesus christ
If jamal knocks out wonderboy at 205 I wont be able to fully enjoy the conor fight in despair
>>72043208
Ever since Meisha lost the belt, she has tried so hard being relevant with her "revealing" snaps.
It's pretty sad, senpai
joe rogan has some weird ass proportions
>>72043482
Too muscular for his size and frame. He is literally an overcompensating manlet.
>>72043522
t.fatass
>>72043252
nah, Groenhart was starting to land cleaner and felt like he might pull ahead but Nieky put in work to outland him and prevent him from rushing him down as effectively. Strike numbers were fairly even except Holzken landed like 60+ lowkicks on the guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE9i-5FH6MU
>>72043558
He is oddly thick though.
He's growing into Matt Serra meatball modo.
Omw to first jew-jitz somebody save me from the nerves
>>72043482
hgh, steroids, memes
>>72041473
oi thx m9
>>72043820
>nervous
Dude it's ireland, no one knows what the fuck ground work is lol
>>72043945
T-thank you
Was watching some old fights where Bravo would be asked to score the rounds in between rounds, they would be put on the big screen in the arena so the fighters could see how the round was probably scored
Don't know why they don't do it in every fight - if you know you're two rounds down you're probably going to go for the KO or submish, leading to more spicy fights
what's /heem/ thinking about mcg-alvarez? don't think alvarez has the game to beat mcg unless mcg slips
>>72044003
If eddie survives 8 minutes with enough in the tank to get the finish - otherwise conor by controversial split decision
>>72044000
Cause the dude who's ahead goes fuck it I'ma coast.
>>72044003
Honestly I've almost stopped caring. Should be a fun fight? But it's not very compelling. Two dudes are gonna swing on each other.
I'm more excited for BLM vs Wondermeme, watching KK get her faced caved in so these fucking kook posters go back in their hole, and Cody/Cruz because Cruz doesn't try to catch punches with his face unlike McGoblin.
>>72044000
Open scoring was already tried in boxing a few years back and it was a complete disaster. Plus it creates controversy when the unofficial score doesn't line up with the actual judging.
>>72042501
The fact that he's praising her striking again is beyond retarded.
who gonna make some platinum bux?
I'm considering a sage-perry parlay and will actually buy new shoes with it
>>72043212
DUDE BRING THAT UP FOR ME JAMIE
>>72044200
You should get a face tattoo with your winnings
Looks like Jones' slimey manager has found another "tainted supplement" excuse
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/10/21/13364154/ufc-cuts-13-fighters-from-roster-as-cutbacks-continue
The complete list:
Shane Campbell
Kevin Casey
Cody East
Glaico Franca
Leonardo Augusto ‘Leleco' Guimaraes
Cory Hendricks
Caio Magalhaes
Enrique Marin
Tamdan McCrory
Kenny Robertson
Antonio ‘Bigfoot' Silva
Sean Spencer
Alberto Uda
F
REDDIT BTFO
>>72044464
I only recognize Barn Cat, the child molester, and Bigfoot.
>>72044485
Enrique is the guy who couldnt properly apply an armbar vs. Sage
>>72044492
haha, sir. my joints are very strong.
>>72044492
Yeah, I've seen pretty much every one of them fight when I look them up.
>>72043626
With the amount of gay shit they say on that podcast, you could make several hour long videos.
Good morning gentlemen. I hope you slept well.
You are about to be introduced to a method of training that will lead you to require multiple opponents in constant rotation, just to keep up with you.
You have no idea about this life. Something big is coming. #TheMacLife
>>72044724
#thecucklife
now that CTE has been confirmed in an MMA fighter should the sport be banned?
>>72044464
Well, Tamdan's probably gonna heem himself now.
F
>>72042798
Is it Pepe on your webm?
>>72044757
at least he beat josh samman
>>72044773
True. He may actually have directly contributed to Josh becoming permaheem, now that I think of it. Josh's recent losses are probably what made him pick up the needle again.
>tfw no fights for weeks
>>72044737
Yes. Ban the sport, ban martial arts training, ban TV, ban walking, because it's too similar to mewvment, everyone must be wrapped in at least 3 layers of bubble wrap at all times.
It's the only way.
>>72044822
NO HESPECT
>>72044464
literally who: the list
ufc uploaded diaz conor II on their channel.
i got 47-47, with conor winning 124 and diaz 10-8 3rd and 10-9 5th
conor's stamina doesn't seem like it improved as much as everyone was saying, he did much less stuff and was tired by the third.
if nate works on his takedowns or tries to check at least half those kicks he probably wins.
how would conors shots hurt more at 155 if he's fighting the same guy? he will probably have better stamina next time for sure tho
oh and platty bless
>>72044828
This guy gets it. Safety first lads.
>>72044822
>he say mother fucka, sayin bad things about my mom
wth was edmund thinking
>Tfw bjj exposes my lack of flexibility
>>72044847
>if nate works on his takedowns or tries to check at least half those kicks he probably wins.
story of their career desu
>>72044464
>Good
Kevin Casey
Cody East
Antonio ‘Bigfoot' Silva
>Bad
Tamdan McCrory
Kenny Robertson
>Indifferent
Everyone else
>>72044847
>diaz 10-8 3rd
>>72044872
true, but he knows conor basically beat them because of those. if he doesn't work on it just says he doesnt want to improve
>>72044920
he had him hurt for a minute straight in maynard-esque fashion. yes conor dropped him but he wasn't close to being finished. i could see scoring it a 10-9 but its a 10-8 to me.
honestly i respect conor more now for coming out and winning the next round, he really wanted it
>>72044938
beat him*
, it just says*
>>72044847
If r3 is a 10-8, r1 is a 10-8.
I really hope Hall doesn't heem Mousasi again guys
>>72045017
I would lol
>>72044967
>coner was hurt anywhere in the fight
lmao
btw if you get dropped you are close to being KO'd
>>72045017
I really hope he does I want to see more memeheems tired of this wrestlefucking
EDDIE WILL BEAT CONOR
SAGE WILL BEAT GALL
AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK
reminder you are a bum
what is the worst scored fight of all time?
what is the worst stoppage of all time?
>>72045128
Schaub vs Arlovski
Schaub vs Browne
how were last night's bellator and glory?
glory uploads some fights to youtube, right?
any kevin spicys I should take a look this comfy cloudy morning of the fall?
>>72045054
I'll wrestlefuck your mother in her pussy
>>72045132
>coral springs
>>72045141
lmao big fan of the coral springs bit keep it up
also fuck schaub
>>72045017
I really hope he does heem him with some spinning shit again, would be hilarious
>>72045149
>>72045141
wash your hands
>>72045136
Bunda is on point, but goddamn, those are some stubby-ass legs.
>>72045152
Not in filthy
>coral springs
Tap water, I hope.
>>72045155
but look how long her arms are, she's Gooby-esque in her proportions I bet nobody can tak her left yeh
>>72045141
it's 7 AM on a Saturday in Coral Springs
He's sleeping.
>>72045165
I don't live in Florida your goof
>>72045166
Her and Artem should fuck. Their babies would be perfect.
>>72045155
I've found this, glory's main event highlight video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRpu-f9lH0M
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2pTWu_XBNyM
>tfw no sons to train in wrestling like Edgar and Weidman
>>72045210
>listening to a father under 6 feet tall
>a father who lost to Aldo twice (2)
>>72045210
Lewd
*gallops on the spot*
That fighter who died and had """""""CTE""""""""" was only 25
If MMA alone caused it every fighter has it
>>72045210
>not training your wife's sons
They're better suited by virtue of being blacksplosive anyway.
>>72045220
Losing to Aldo is nothing to be ashamed of desu
Hes still my p4p#1
Rank these Gyms
TriStar
ATT
AKA
Jackson's
Kings
>>72045288
HEEM yourself kiwi
>>72045297
Does Jacksons even have a contender left?
>>72044967
> round 3 was 10-8
Arab/spics talking shit as usual.
>>72045297
all shit
Reminder that McGregor retired Nate Diaz.
>>72045312
Top kek kiwis are alright though
>>72045338
If Cerrone beats Gastelum then Maia/Lawler then yes
Plus Jones will be back soon
>>72045338
Jon Jones and Cerrone, maaaybe Overeem but not if Stipe holds the belt
>>72045386
he made him 13 mill
>>72045338
Lando banana
>>72044847
There wont be a 3rd, conor wont risk it
>>72045455
There will be, Conor agreed to it after the fight and he keeps his word
If our official boy, /heem/'s own Platinum Mike Perry™ wins his next fight is he the officially the /heem/ Fighter of the Year®?
No one else even comes close.
>>72045473
>Jose doesn't want the fight
>Diaz doesn't want the fight
>>72045455
Nah it will
>>72045473
Well actually it's a guaranteed big pay day
>>72045377
she's really weird looking. can't point out exactly what it is but something about her face looks really off
>>72045483
That's right, Diaz even said he doesn't want it.
>>72045486
>Boxer versus Raptor
>na na na na na na na na
can cerrone beat gastelum
>>72045504
cerrone can beat anyone
>>72045492
She has a chimpface
>>72045511
Except the champions
Is the tournament era worth watching?
>>72045495
Conor will have to use Diaz to get another title shot after Eddie ragdolls him for 25 minutes
>>72045535
What if we don't tell him he's fighting for the belt and he thinks he's up against a contender?
>>72045600
He will be pleasantly surprised when Dana puts belt around his waist ?
Is there anything worse than waking up at 5 in the morning to play golf?
Which state has the best collection of MMA fighters?
How would a fight done in an upside down pyramid go? Would you watch?
>>72045666
It would just be wrestlefucking at the bottom tip, would not watch it Satan
>>72045666
What about water erosion?
>>72045676
What about the inside of a sphere?
>>72045661
>20c+ in late october
>>72045556
Do you think Tecia will masturbate to Rocky getting choked out?
Stipe tapped
>>72045600
Cerrone doesn't choke in title fights; he's just not that good.
if cerrone wins with a performance of the night bonus is he fighter of the year?
>>72045763
He has wins over multiple former champions, just not in title fights
>>72045790
He should be, but it'll be either Stipe, Conor (if he wins) or Wonderboy (if he wins)
>>72045815
>>72045815
Thought you had FOTY, boy?
>>72045790
>>72045815
buddeh...
>>72045795
He was clearly out pointed by a Benson Henderson who was taking it easy on him. It was a complete robbery.
>>72045857
>Lost to 40 year old Silva
>Got lucky with Rockhold
>Lost to 46 year old Henderson
>>72045932
natty?
>>72046037
Final results are in lads
Sage wins thankfully
>>72046122
did you only post the poll on /heem/?
What about a ring with a flat ground but several holes in it?
>>72045790
That's going to be a tough one to call tbqh
>>72046143
Yeah, in a few threads over the last 12 or so days I guess. It climbed slowly
What about a square cage?
>>72046037
>Wins by decision against two 40 year olds, both well past their primes
>FOTY
>>72046122
Sage has no path to victory.
>>72046227
What about several pillars with spikes beneath?
What about fights completely underwater?
Who wins
Prime Route vs Prime Rutten
>>72046275
Royce*
http://www.flocombat.com/article/47577-michael-bisping-tells-gsp-sign-the-papers-buddy
Mike is actually willing to save 206, the absolute madman
>>72046257
>>72046292
gsp wouldn't fight at mw in his prime
>>72046315
He wouldn't fight against Anderson, I doubt he iz imprezzed with Bisping's performance
What about fights taking place in an octagonal cage
>>72046292
Mikey would've fought DC at 200, he never backs down buddeh
Post fighters that won't back down
What abut fight's in a vertical cage
>>72046388
Cage is awful for spectator's, it would be better if walls were made from net with really small holes hanging form the ceiling
>Cody East got cut
Here's hoping Lellator picks him up for Greg Hardy to beat up in his debut.
lmao Rogan is saying Conor's the once ever athlete now
>>72046421
what
>>72046292
>
>>72046580
It's like an eight sided hamster wheel that fighters are encouraged to climb on
>>72046514
he should fight Shawn Nolan
>>72046292
>bisbong
>saving anything
he's literally the Milhouse of the UFC desu
>>72046611
IT'S ALL OVER JACARE, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>72046611
Hamster ball would be better, adds another dimension to a fight you know ?
>>72046632
>he's literally the Milhouse of the UFC desu
what does this mean?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BL3cxjsDKmx/
Is this good athleticism?
>bulgarias face when Conor becomes 2 weight champ
>>72046100
Could you achieve that natty? Yes
Is he natty? Who knows
>>72046792
>wmma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEhmN4RI2ZM
>>72046792
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BL3cxjsDKmx/
Whenever you have to ask yourself "is that good athleticism", imagine Kevin Randleman doing it
If he does it better, it's probably not
>>72046632
Kenny Florian is the Millhouse of the UFC.
>>72045705
it's the dream innit la
>>72047155
he even looks like Milhouse
Do you think Conor was proud of his performance against Diaz in the second fight?
>>72047474
He is literally what an adult Milhouse would look like in real life. To a T.
>>72041321
hew da fook is dat goi?
>>72047566
he stayed in it. showed more heart than expected.
>>72045297
SBG > All of them.
diaz 2,3,4 and 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8qHuunR55E
>>72048107
t. somebody who inject marijuana on the daily
>>72047566
Doubt it, he couldn't go in there and improvise and be creative but had to follow a strict game plan to defeat diaz.
Still impressive that he managed to adapt his style and endure five rounds under the pressure that nate puts out, it was by no means perfect but he did this in a couple of months.
>>72048195
Nah seriously I give diaz 2,3 and 5
>>72048305
Then you're too dumb to score fights. 2 was clearly Conor.
ACB IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHvXC7BbXsE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHvXC7BbXsE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHvXC7BbXsE
>>72048305
why round 2 to diaz?
>>72048107
conor round 1 2 3 4 and 5
every round is conor round yeh
>>72048582
aww bless x
Sorry for being dumb dumb x
>>72048615
Just the amount of strikes landed in the last minute and the aggression. It's tricky because it could go to either.
>>72041321
The only division I care about is the 170 and 185 divisions. But mainly the 170ers.
The 185 pound division ever since Anderson Silva got wrecked by Weidman has seen about 5 or so equally strong contenders show up. Yoel, Chris, Luke, Jacare, Bisping and maybe Moussai if he beats older Silva can all beat eachover on any given night. The only correct answer to th 185 pound dilema should have been a 4 man tournament single night and whoever wins secures the title shot against bisping.
The 170 pound Division the best division has seen top level praticioners of there martial arts rise to the top. Woodely is the best wrestler in that division with a cannon right hand and even has his own Belfort Rush move. Thompson is the best striker in that division. And Damian Maia has the best jiu jjitsu in that division.
Even if Tyron Woodley beats Thompson ( which i highly doubt. Look at the corpse of Johnny Hendricks and Rory. and rory fucked with Tyron the entire fight and Thompson wrecked him too.)
He has to deal with Damian Maia. And that dude is the fucking blanket. He smothers you and chokes you the fuck out, Good luck defending the belt 2 times.
GSP and Anderson Silva were dominant champs because the sport hadnt risen yet too how good they were.
And the Jon Jones division is having a fight right now in order to find out who is the #1 contender with an interim belt on the line. Daniel Cormier is not a real UFC Champ and neither is AJ until they fight and beat Jones. And good luck fighting that monster.
>>72049143
I actually think that Woodley is the worst possible match up for Maia in the division.
>>72048607
>Mir commentating
That's so based.
>>72048797
I had it for Diaz as well for a while based on how the two looked throughout the round. Despite the two knockdowns it never appeared to me like Diaz was close to getting finished, whereas Conor seemed on the brink at the end of round 2, even though that might've been purely due to exhaustion he brought onto himself.
After looking at the round closely it does seem like Conor did land more&better shots throughout.
Tough round to score.
>>72049310
>whereas Conor seemed on the brink at the end of round 2
I actually think that many thought that Conor was closer to getting finished than he actually was because of what happened in the first fight.
>>72046528
Rogan is a retard
>>72049143
They can't fight Jones, though, because Jones is dumb as shit and keeps getting himself arrested and/or suspended, so yeah, I consider DC the legit champ at this point. I doubt Jones is ever going to come back and manage to stay back long enough to be relevant again.
>>72049389
Yeah, that probably played into it as well. He was pretty exhausted though, I feel the difference is that this time he fought through it, whereas the first time he was so surprised by and unaccustomed to it that he just gave up.
>>72049213
he beats both maia and wonderboy by ko
cap this
>>72049143
There's also a lot of interesting stuff going on in lightweight
Khabib, Ferguson, and RDA are all in line for a title shot (in that order)
Barboza, Diaz, and Johnson are also on the cusp of being title contenders themselves, if they can beat each other or one of the other three I mentioned
>>72049453
pls no
>>72049437
TAINTED SUPPLEMENTS
Jones should totally sue somebody over this whole UFC 200 fiasco
>>72049453
Anyone have any other posts they want capped
>>72049494
believe you me nigga
is there anyone more btfo by usada? hendricks is JUST'ed to the maximum
>>72049580
pls delet it if it doesn't come true. haha
>>72044847
Heres the thing people are kind of forgetting. Nate Diaz is bigger framed and letting the boy come in at 170 pounds and rehydrate even more makes him legit a 180 pound monster for connor a dude whos been knocking out 145ers.
But the most important thing to remeber is that Nate Diaz isnt even that strong of 170er physically.
Does no one remeber the time Rory Macdonald went suplex city on Nate talking shit ass. Nate was talking shit and got sent flying like 3x in a row or 4.
Connor should of have been blessed he dealt with Nate a garbage 170er instead of Robbie or any of the others like he was saying after he knocked out Aldo.
Is Bobbly Lashley the real deal?
>>72049580
Khabib is going to BTFO Michael Johnson (and lmaobud) by wrestlefucking him into oblivion.
Joanna will completely demolish KK because they are not even close to the same level.
Weidman is ded?
>>72049679
wew
>>72049710
>le explosive and unpredictable for 1 round then gas and fade man
>>72049685
i agree with both of those statements
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/10/22/13333284/claudia-gadelha-talks-leaving-nova-uniao-ahead-of-a-fight-she-didn-t
>Gadelha is preparing for UFC Fight Night 100 at Jackson Wink MMA in Albuquerque
Great. So Claudia will become another point fighter with a tendency for push kicks to the knee and eye gouging.
>>72049580
Gooby is oging to heem Eddie
Gooby vs Nate 3 is going to be for LW belt
>>72049789
>Jackson-Wink
why not Kings
>>72049742
>>72049810
>>72049824
Because she thinks it is 2013.
>>72049890
it's like she just googled "Best MMA Gyms" instead of looking for a gym that suited her style
>>72049437
Thing is jon jones is the true LHW champ Undefeated and hes still pretty young even if he sits out the full two years he comes back at 30 years old and he can go deal with DC if hes still fighting or whoever the champ is for immediate title shot.
>>72049213
How? Woodley isnt a powerful enough striker with the correct distance sense and would belfort rush him. The moment he does guard is being pulled and a choke out is coming.
I cant see how he wins against maia.
Thompson can beat Maia because his style is like snake. he slithers in and out and kicks you and disappears. But if maia gets a limb and a hold its over for thompson.
>>72049485
The lightweight division is interesting but does nothing for me. Because Khabib is can wreck all of them. What he did to RDA was fucking bully beatdown jason miller style. Johnson is able to get on the 205 card for fighting i mean being a lamb for Khabib.
Thats assuming Khabib is healthy and comes into it 100percent. Otherwise your looking at your lightweight Jon Jones from Russia.
>>72049824
why do you think?
>>72049789
She's going to win anyway so who cares.
Why did she opt for a tune up fight instead of building up her case for a trilogy fight is a better question
>>72049242
Yeah Mir is a good commentator. He knows his stuff.
But I thought the UFC won't let him do any commentating in the UFC or otherwise?
>>72049710
>Yoel "Steroids of God" Romero
>>72050099
>le steroid nuts on Jones
>>72050056
Yeah, but he'll come back in 2 years, fight once, then roofie a pregnant woman and rape her unborn baby or some shit, and be out again, so he doesn't matter anymore.
>>72050160
Looks like he was just done swimming, no?
>>72049995
>2016
>Jackson-Wink
>best
With the exception of Cerrone, ALL of their big names are coming off of losses, and in some cases like Holly, Condit, and Arlovski, they're on 2-fight skids
I don't know what the fuck is going on at that camp lately but they haven't had a good 2016
>>72050160
>le angry on niggers because of gf cuck
>>72050056
Woodley is a solid wrestler and I believe he could stuff Maia's early takedowns. Woodley probably has the most power at WW too, not sure why you think he isn't a powerful enough striker. Also I'm sure Woodley is smart enough not to dive into Maia's guard.
>>72050205
soon as they figure out how to beat usada testing they'll be on top again.
>>72049580
Yes. Cap me.
>coral springs
>>72050204
Exactly. You'd think his nuts would be more on show with wet pants. His nuts are non-existent.
>>72050123
There was no reason for the UFC to not just release him since he can't do anything for them now.
It's not as if he was gonna hurt the UFC by commentating for ACB.
>>72050285
make a prediction about coral springs and I will
>>72050160
>steroids
>looks like shit
Something wrong.
>>72050123
>Yeah Mir is a good commentator. He knows his stuff.
I always feel bad for Mir. He wins the championship and then gets a horrible bike accident and then makes a comeback getting his groove back after pill addiction and ect.
He gets clean and everything has a chance to get the belt again........ and then here comes brock lesnar.
What i want to see in the UFC HeavyWeight Division is a Super PPV. The night of champions. Every former and active HW Champ in a single tournment.
I would kill too see Josh Barnett vs Velasquez. Arlovski vs Mir JDS vs Lesnar in a single night. And fuck it add Shane Carwin in it for body dropping action.
>>72049852
that was an unfair fight. Kennedy revealed in his tell-all book that he was exhausted after completing a top secret sweep-and-clear operation of Ramadi Pediatric Hospital MOMENTS before he was flown back for the fight that night.
>>72050335
Some faggot from
>coral springs
will post Schaub images, because he is autistic.
>>72050356
name a worse athlete WORLD CHAMPION than joanna
>>72050306
water is cold tbf m9
>>72050386
>>72050306
>Jon Jones confirmed for baby nuts
>>72050374
>Arlovski vs Mir
haven't you watched their fight? it was shit
>>72050260
>powerful enough striker.
I dont mean as in pure power. I mean as technique goes. His stand up usually gets him pushed around. What Rory did to him was that.
Maia isnt going to takedown Woodley. Hes going to bait him into rushing at him doing a Belfot rush that woodley likes doing and thats about it.
>>72050198
i just want too see Jones fight AJ. Thats all i want too see. If he beats him that makes Jones the greatest LHW in MMA history.
>>72050390
even when barnett was young he didnt look good.
>>72050567
Oh, he's already the GOAT LHW, he's just irrelevant because he's a fucking idiot and can't get his shit together.
>>72049580
Bisping will split decision Weidman, Jacare, Mousasi, and Kennedy in that order
>>72050623
torres won the rose fight desu
rose looked terrible in that fight
>>72050623
does any top 10 fighter have more decisions in a row?
>>72050689
Yeah Rose is only decent when she pushes the pace with awkward meme techniques.
Asking her to fight technically is retarded because she lacks the base to do so.
>>72050689
Dr. Wyman disagrees
As do 3 professional judges.
your opinion=wgaf
>>72050671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8qHuunR55E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8qHuunR55E
Someone mind explaining to me why Rogan is such a Diaz dickrider?
>>72050727
Her style is like Tony Ferguson's
On that topic, I can't wait for RDA to beat the shit out of him
>>72050787
They both are cannabis aficionados
>>72050567
Well, Rory is a much better striker than Maia. It would be a close fight but I would favour Woodley since I trust him to come in with a solid gameplan and not overcommit and get caught in a bad position.
>>72050623
will she retire undefeated
>>72050920
Everybody loses eventually
>>72050723
Not concurrently and not including exhibition, but Jon Fitch was top 10 when he had 9 decisions in a row
>>72050971
nice meme platitude
>>72050920
what else can that guy do to compensate for being a midget?
Do you think Sage tried to pray the gay away from Tecia? Poor kid, his first gf, and now she's turning out other ufc chicks.
>>72049546
He has no cause of action unless he can show malfeasance on the part of USADA.
>>72051001
It's mostly true though
Only person close to being the exception at the moment is Jones
>>72050112
Ya'll motherfuckers are looking past Casey, mang. This is Dufresne v Coenen all over again.
>>72050787
Joe "Beautiful Leg Kick" Rogan
>>72051031
>jones
>undefeated
bet as much money as you can on claudia she is literally free money
>>72051031
>tfw Gus beat him, underperformed, and got his back permaheemed
Fug
>>72051092
Nobody counts that DQ
>>72050437
>>72050386
good posts
Reply to this post with fighters whose full potential was never realized.
>>72051134
Nobody thinks he beat Gus.
>>72051170
>full potential
>schaub
His max potential is mediocrity
>>72051175
that's objectively false
It was a close fight, when it's that close you have to accept the decision
>>72051170
>>72049678
i cant help but wonder if conor wouldve ko'ed robbie. he looked deflated... or maybe that was just tyrons natty body making him look small. he did move weird. idk...
conor wouldn't beat tyron, hes too big... but conor wonderboy really makes me think
>>72051200
Horseshit. He lost round 4 by any reasonable metric.
>>72051215
Wonderboy would murk Conor, he's too good with distance and fights too long for him
>>72051244
>>72051215
>conor wouldn't beat tyron, hes too big... but conor wonderboy really makes me think
You do realize tyron is unironically a midget with a smaller frame than conor right? If he was a man's height he would be at 185 with his build. Wonderboy dwarfs both of them
>>72051175
Youre an idiot
>>72051294
Woodley would blacksplode Conor through the fence.
>>72050099
>mfw her husband made her delet this
>>72050406
jon jones, he's 6'4 and black but still can't dunk. joanna looked exhausted in that video, idk why she posted it
>>72051317
More likely he would grind him out desu but yeah
>TREE DIVISION CHAMP YE?
>>72051322
>he can't dunk so he's not an athlete
Fix up your ghetto
WHY does he have two big coaches tho?
https://youtu.be/0tGDlcYBAgI
>>72051362
If you can't dunk you're objectively a shit 'athlete'
>>72051441
Jones obviously can dunk, he was just joking.
Hell anytime athlete says that he can't dunk it's just a hyperbole to say "I'm not very good at ball sports"
Do you support USADA?
>>72051677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FLPugqrWvM
>>72041364
>Sorry I let her deprive your brain of blood flow for an extra 20 seconds XD
>>72051705
Yes. They're keeping drugs out of MMA. Imagine what could've happened to Josh if USADA weren't there to protect him.
>>72051770
He would overdose twice as much and be twice as dead ?
>>72051715
>will they ever learn?
>>72051809
He wouldn't have realized the error of his ways and sacrificed himself, RIP what an inspiration
>>72051715
Jones looks quite big in that video.
>>72044967
Yes he really had him hurt with those 20 percent tap jabs to his shoulders. Diaz didn't hurt him once in the fight, he just tried to run him down for 25 minutes and got what was left of his brain counterpunched out his ears. Even in the third Mcgregor landed most of the power shots via counter.
>>72051294
Yes we get it, you derive your sense of masculinity from your inborn traits, but can we talk about fighting now, jesus christ. Go see a fucking therapist so the rest of us don't have to deal with your shit.
>>72052195
>Go see a fucking therapist
Has yours discussed projection with you yet?
>>72052195
t. manlet
>>72050247
Who do you suspect will make the next /heem/ thread? Will he put a link to the previous thread in the OP?
>>72052308
>white
>>72052323
Hopefully not someone from
>coral springs
>>72052478
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/10/22/13162418/heading-into-ufc-205-joanna-jedrzejczyk-looking-for-a-new-manager-who
>>72051322
>mfw her husband made her delet this
is this true? he felt that cucked? kek
>>72051705
no, I want roided monsters to fight
>>72052589
I dislike the vast majority of brazilian fighters, it's a good thing they can't roid freely anymore
>>72052710
AND STILL
Where is the video of holly holm and jon jones grappling one another while holms husband watches in the background?
What is next for Ishihara after he heems T-rex with a left hook ? Does he get a top 20 fighter ?
>>72051193
No I wouldnt say that.
The truth about Schaub is that he lacked the ability to retain techniques.
Physically hes pretty strong and capable. How he won by knock out 7 out of 10 times.
And he lost by knock out 4 times to extremly hard hitting fuckers. Ben Rothewell (almost Kod Rothwell but got greedy and got clipped himself) and Roy fucking Nelson.
The problem Brendan was inability to learn and or implement technique and have proper foot work and fight.
The way he jabs and he throws techniques were just not good. He was however just athletic enough too be a top 20 in the world.
And the truth is a lot of fighters during 2012 era started believing this bullshit about superior athletes and stupid shit about muscle fibers and ect.
So they started working out to improve baseline performance to bench more, do more sit ups and ect.
But this MMA fighting. Unarmed Combat. You need techniques and have your weapons special moves and use them to win.
For example Wonderboy has this snake like karate fighting style. Damaian Maia has rear choke. Dominick Cruz has unique footwork. McGregor/AJ have one hit Ko power. Tyron Woodley wrestling and overhand rights. Velasquez and Diaz brothers have this insane cardio boxing style that takes you swimming.
Brendan had none that some weapon that made him special excpect is pure ability as an athelete.
But martial arts allow you take on stronger guys with weapons. And the dumb ass was put up stronger guys and he if couldn't out muscle them and got Knocked the fuck out.
is conor going to have to belts?
Finish a goddamn thread.
>>72052758
>Macedonia
Now we're just making up places.
Fuck
Balls
Piss
Shit
/heem/