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/nfl/ general - And on the 7th Day, He Passed for 9000 Yards

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NYG:Domestic abuser K Josh Brown out for Week 7
OAK:Latavius Murray practicing again on Thursday
NE:Unicorn (ankle) limited at Thursday's practice
NE:Julian Edelman (foot) remains limited
DAL:Cowboys fans still enormous dicksuckers
IND:Luck (ankle, shoulder) downgraded to limited
IND:T.Y. Hilton held out of Thursday's practice
BUF:McCoy out Sunday, could miss multiple weeks
CLE:Coleman could return to practice next week
BAL:Report: 'Some optimism' Flacco plays Sunday
CIN:Bengals list Tyler Eifert (back) as limited
NYG:Beckham (hip) officially limited Thursday
ARZ:Palmer (hamstring) absent again on Thursday
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Cowboys.
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Vikings patriots owl
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3rd for Seahawks
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>mfw Brady wins his fifth ring, retires, and the NFL is kill forever with ratings plummeting
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>>72037880
>brady gets handed another owl

ENOUGH!
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>>72037906
Only in my dreams
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>>72037880
>Implying Vikings won't implode against the Hawks
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>>72037907
>mfw the Seahawks win 27-23 in SBLI
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White running backs
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>>72037928
>Seahawks
>winning anything

kek
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>>72037907
>Brady gets injured in AFC Championship
>Garop the wop wins owl
>New Pats dynasty begins
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>The Vikings are going to the superbowl!!
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When did cowshit fans become worse than the shecock fans?
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>>72037957
It holds over 70,000 people, I'm sure they can find seats somewhere in there.
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>>72037949
I'm sorry, what was that?
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Alabama Crimson tide could beat the Browns. Fact
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>>72038040
>Cracker Jack ring
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>>72037957
>The Cowboys are relevant this year

>>72037951
>The Patriots will win the Super Bowl

>>72037880
The Vikings will be in the Owl

>>72038039
>People being able to find anything
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Emmit Smith is the most overrated running back in the history of the nfl who was good only because he had an elite Oline. Hmmmmm...sounds like a certain rookie right now. I wonder who?

Fucking cowfags.
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>>72038126
Barry is goat
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>>72038126
Even if that was true, he's still the record holder.
So are you trying to make me mad by telling me their new running back will ride an elite o line to twenty thousand yards?
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>>72038056
Cowboys are the talk of the town, everyone is tuning in to Cowboy games, nobody cares about the Seahawks anymore

cowboys=relevant
seahawks=irrelevant
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>>72037930
gotta love the fact that the games that you think they win, they find some way to lose, and the games you think are going to be a blow out, they find some way to get the W when it doesnt fucking matter at all.

>disgusting
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>>72038151
If you're okay with completely undeserved praise than sure ;)
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>>72030451

Glad you made it senpai. Don't come to the USA tho.
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Packers suck.
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>>72038242
You like Skip Bayless Sneak? Seems like you guys share a lot of opinions.
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Will Vikings and Falcons win this weekend?
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>>72037574
my noodle is noodling
Is Ebron a bad blocker? if not he'd be pretty good, if healthy.
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>>72038263
Skip is a fucking retard.
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>>72038299
Ebron is a below average blocker. He's not terrible but he could be a lot better.

He's gotta develop. If he can keep getting better at being a threat in the middle of the field it will be very hard to cover the Lions. With Tate, Jones, Ebron and Riddick it could be a nightmare for defensive coordinators. I think the Lions should get another receiver that shares a lot of Boldon's qualities once he is too old to play. Boldon has been a real relief for us. If Abdullah can stay healthy that would help tremendously too. Our offense is pretty set. Even the Oline is pretty good, it's just young. We gotta focus everything into defense these next couple of off-seasons.
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>>72038205
>Beginning of the season

>wins don't matter
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If Skip is a retard, why was he right about the Cowboys going to the superbowl?

Checkmate
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>>72038359
Skip also has been very skeptical of Rodgers the past couple of years.

I dunno Sneak I think you secretly like Skip, you just don't know it.
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>>72038374
Get your fucking retarded opinions out of here.
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>>72038336
>Travis Swanson is one of the best centers of the season

Feels unexpectedly good
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LGTSS
>Cowbo trade Romo to either Denver or Cleveland
>Vikings will go 13-3
>Seahawks win NFC West, go on to win SBLI against Raiders
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>>72038374
Does sneak watch Skip every morning and then plagiarize his opinions and post them on here?
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>>72038112

youre literal garbage niggger and your mom wont even think of you when she is on her deathbed

to fucking forgettable to even hate
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>>72038457
Savage.
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>>72038409
It's cause his job was threatened by a true Midwestern man.
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Mama, there goes that man
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>>72038476
Dat nigga Bodie playin' in the NFL now? Good fo' him, gettin' out da hood.
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>>72038351
just a general statement, didnt necessarily mean just this year
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>>72038299
its not that he cant block, but that he wont. he is a fucking diva that cant back up any thing he says with his stats
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>>72038472
Good, Glassglow is better as a blocker
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Good evening! White Cowboys fan here, how are all my fellow white Cowboy fans?
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>>72038507
You're right though. I remember last season when the Lions decided to win the remaining games in their season after being eliminated from Playoff contention
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>>72038572
its not that i dont have faith in them to win games, i just hate caldwell and the damned ford family fucking it up every move they make. they tried to replicate what the cowboys essentially did by drafting 5 star lineman in the first round to get a good young o-line and failed. their drafting is generally atrocious, and they dont know who to build a team around.
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>>72038628
>Update]
Their Oline is shaping up. It's much better than seasons past. I thought Bob Quinn had a stellar draft so far. Glasgow, Dahl, Decker and Robinson all are showing promise.
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>>72038559
>White Cowboys fan
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>>72038660
agreed, reiff is doing a lot better on the right side, and it does look like stafford is getting a little bit more time in the pocket. i just wish our defense was healthy. stupid levy is being a bitch
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the Eagles are going to beat the Vikings and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>72038878
Cowboys fan here rooting for you, shut these Vikangz fans up
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Is Matt Ryan elite again?
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>>72039005
nope
Xeattle exposed him
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>>72039023
>exposed
>getting away with PI is "exposing"

o u
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>>72039032
gotcha
hue hue hue
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Fellow /Packerbros/ what do you think about picking up Ray Rice?
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>>72039475
Pick up Josh Brown while you're at it.

Greg Hardy too.
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>>72038628
>Ford Family

William Clay Ford is the only man that should be blamed for the Lions failures. Martha wasn't even part of operations until her husband died and Bill jr. Just did what his father wanted because he didn't want to bother arguing.
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>>72037850
MCCOY IS NOT FUCKING OUT YOU TRUE QUEER
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>>72039475
too old and out of practice

I dont give a shat about him smacking some girl tho
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>>72039553
RARE
A
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>>72039553
Troy Polamalu is that u?
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>>72039475
It's a bad idea and you should feel bad.
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The eagles are going to have a winning season and go one and done in the playoffs and there is nothing you can do about it, lads
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So, literally who can stop us?
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>>72039884
The Dallas Cowboys Americas Team
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>>72039884
Minisoda
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>>72039894
>>72039891
As if either of these 2 will do shit in the playoffs.

also
>Bradford lasting an entire season.
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>>72039872
You're a big guy.
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>>72039908
I'm sorry whos your team? I dont keep up with newfag trip queers
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>>72039872
I still think the cowboys will collapse
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>>72039954
Lurk Moar
Patsfag.
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>>72040019

fuck off newfag
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>>72039908
Dak isn't Romo, he doesn't choke.
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>>72040029
good advice
I suggest you take it :^))))
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>>72040048
He hasn't played in the playoffs name. Everyone thought dalton was good till he was put on primetime.
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Holy shit. There's TWO Matt Ryan's
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>>72040071
some coach compared him to Hannibal Lecter

nigga dont get shook
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What's up with the injuries in New England? Is Belichick meming again?
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>>72040124
>Implying he isn't playing 5d chess.

>Watch me list all 53 players as questionable
-belichick.
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>>72040124
>>72040142
they're not allowed to list guys as probable anymore, right?
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>“That’s the thing people don’t realize,” Norman said. “He can get out of the pocket and scramble for that third-and-10 or third-and-13. He won’t sit back there like a sitting duck. No, he’s moving. He can get out of the pocket and elude defenders. I saw on tape he ended up running over one [defensive back] and I was like, ‘You can’t put that on tape.’”

>2016
>Not having an ELITE dual threat QB
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>>72040292
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>>72040292
>Elite
>Stafford
Whats his record vs winning teams now? (honest question)
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This week is the half-way mark of the season.

It'll be over before you know it. :(
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>>72040364
>10 more weeks
>plus the playoffs
>plus the owl
We good man, week 13 is the week where we start to panic if our team is sucking.
If they're playoff bound then just live in the now.
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>>72040324
About the same as Romo's and Prescott's
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>>72040323
>>72040324
>Insecure faggots already creeping up
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>Peyton Manning retired
>Brady is old
>NFL is losing star power
>Kaepernick making people boycott the NFL
>Steelers arent good anymore
>Packers arent good anymore
>losing bandwagon viewers

>tfw Zeke, Dak, and the Dallas Cowboys are literally saving football and the only team bringing in the viewers and keeping people interested in football

UR WELCOME
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>>72040324
Probably still not good
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>>72040490
Anyone with sense knew Stafford was going nowhere considering how shit qb prospects looked.
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Matt Ryan is the savior of the NFL. He will finish his career as the best in history
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>>72040609
He throws games better than footballs.
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>>72040490
I like how no one finds it odd that a reporter who reports on breaking news from the NFL actually works for the NFL.

That's totally not censorship.
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>>72040609
julio babby
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>>72040698
NO BITCH. HE'S NOT A JULIO BABBY. HE'S BEEN DROPPING DIMES TOO ALL THESE NIGGAS ON THE TEAM. FUCK i'M PRETTY DRUNK. DON'T EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT RYAN AGAIN
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>>72040577
>>72040490
Stafford would be one of the best QBs in the league behind The Cowboys offensive line or if he was coached by Bill Belichick

>>72040449
That doesn't seem right because Romo and Dak have winning records vs winning teams can you check for me on that please? Thank You.

>>72040484
I really can't think of any other team that is completely set for the future like the Cowboys. This offense is Dominant and Young. The Defense is already Top 10 and they aren't old at all.

The Cowboys really are set up to be a consistent Top 5 Team for the next Decade.

Multiple Superbowls incoming. Hopefully Romo can piggyback on a few of them and finally solidify his Elite and HoF status
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>>72040705
it helps everyone when defenses have to worry about the literal football god that is Julio Jones
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>>72040484
They're the heroes the league needs. The dark knights.
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>>72040725
Good QB's have good players around them to succeed. Look at Erin Rodgers
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>>72040780
Rodgers has never had a teammate as dominant as Julio [spoiler]or Gonzalez[/spoiler]
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Why does /nfl/ idolize a wife beater yet villainize someone's irrelevant peaceful protest? Serious question.
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>>72040815
For a while there he had a pretty elite overall receiving corps, though. Of course now that it's fallen off he's nothing special. This is why we can be sure that Brady is better than him, Brady can make guys off the street into a serviceable passing game.
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>>72040832
I don't idolize a wife-beater and Kaepernic is an attention-whore who only started sitting because his career is fading.
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never drew a dime
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>>72040832
>he doesnt think domestic violence is funny
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>>72040836
>Of course now that it's fallen off he's nothing special
on pace for more TDs than Ryans ever thrown in a single season lel

>muh brady

we all know people would be slobbering over his cock if brady played yesterday
I know because i've seen it

>muh throwing da ball 50+ times and winning
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geez the thread is dead, everyone must be out on friday night with their friends ;_;
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>>72041102
you guys are my only friends
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As if, I'm just modding skyrim from the beginning again since my game files were corrupted.
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>>72041102
>not ditching your friends so you can lie and say you went off at the club only to rest + play ps4
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why did josh brown's wife marry him and stay with him knowing he did this stuff?
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>WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH. WOOOOOOOOHHAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG. WOOOOOOHHHH

What did he mean by this?
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>>72041402
>when you win da superb owl from da bench once again

I just got daja vu
have we had this line of posts before?
probably
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>>72038491
I feel old. I been out there since I was 13. I ain't never fucked up a count, never stole off a package, never did some shit that I wasn't told to do. I been straight up. But what come back? Hmm? You'd think if I get jammed up on some shit they'd be like, "A'ight, yeah. Bodie been there. Bodie hang tough. We got his pay lawyer. We got a bail." They want me to stand with them, right? But where the fuck they at when they supposed to be standing by us? I mean, when shit goes bad and there's hell to pay, where they at? This game is rigged, man. We like the little bitches on a chessboard. >dak when cowboys impload
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Fresh new pepe for my Ramsbros
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Aren't canadian posters highly respected on /nfl/? think i might stick around
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>>72041462
That one on the right is terrifying, the rest are good
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>>72041480

He looks like the source, as horrifying as that might sound.
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Chances of Denver going to the Super Bowl this year?
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>>72041462
Dang what a normie meme
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>>72041571
lets be honest, the AFC is almost a Pats lock, the NFC is wide open though
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>>72041571

Nonexistent. The Buncoes couldn't win a game of checkers in Foxboro
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>>72041605
I wouldn't say that. If anything, the patriots are overrated as fuck. Any team with a good defense can stand with them. I think Denver stands a chance once Ware comes back from IR.
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>>72041605
>>72041635
Real question is will Buffalo go 2-0 vs Pats for the first time since 1999?

>Definitely.
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>>72041650
Is it just me, or do the Bills look like a legitimate contender this year?
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>>72041635
What evidence do we have the pats are overrated, losing to the bills with an injured 3rd string QB? Brady only beating the Bengals by 20 in his 2nd game back?

Broncos definitely still have a great defense but the team has taken a step back. Steelers are clearly overrated, I don't see anyone stopping the pats.
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>>72041665

They always look good in the first half of the season, then the inevitable collapse. Remember the year they started 6-2 and finished 8-8?
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>>72041665
They're quietly becoming one, yeah.
I'm content for them to go under the radar for this season and win some games.

I'm a little concerned for their in-conference record though, all of their wins are basically out of conference.
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>>72041665
More of a contender than the Redskins if that's anything.
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Aaron Rodgers' eyes look like they're about to roll out of his face
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>>72041691
Hence the razorcakes.

I still think they have at least 4 easy wins in the tank. They play the dolphins twice, cleveland at home, and Jax at home. Don't think it's a stretch if they win 2 of 4 games against NE, Oak, Pit, and Seattle.

Who knows, all about the injury bug.
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>>72037906
Dj khaled would bust a nut if they win
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>>72041685
Browns, Texans, Bengals, Cardinals, Dolphins.

No disrespect to any fans, but by no means have any of these teams been anything but marginal. The only team that has been good out of any that they have played has been the Bills. Who, if anything, may actually take the division.
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>>72041876

Agreed throw the chargers in there somewhere too regardless the AFC is a shit show with the Patriots the only complete team.
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Kirk Cousins BTFO desu
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>>72038304
So something else you have in common
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>>72041635

first year watching football family?
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>>72042175
>Alaska
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>>72042175
What the fuck is up with Alaska?
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>>72041732
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>>72042175
>Oklahoma
>Andrew Luck

Why?
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>>72042299
Why does anyone do anything?
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>>72042175
>Oklahoma
>Utah
>Nevada
>expecting me to believe Dez is outselling Zeke and Dak tbqh nobody even likes Dez anymore
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Uncucked Power Rankings
(Week 7 Post TNF)

1. Vikings
2. Patriots
3. Seahawks
4. Falcons
5. Broncos
6. Chiefs
7. Cowboys
8. Bills
9. Packers
10. Lions
11. Texans
12. Redskins
13. Cardinals
14. Saints
15. Giants
16. Eagles
17. Steelers
18. Dolphins
19. Raiders
20. Chargers
21. Ravens
22. Panthers
23. Colts
24. Titans
25. Jaguars
26. Rams
27. Buccaneers
28. Bears
29. Bengals
30. Jets
31. 49ers
32. Browns
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>>72042175
>hawaii
top kek
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>>72042175
Michigan is so weird, a piece of land connected to Wisconsin separated from mainland Michigan by a big ass lake is still Michigan?
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>>72042351
>Vikings
>Seahawks
>Falcons
>Broncos
>Chiefs

>ahead of the Cowboys

lol good prank bro
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>>72042175
>cutler

surprising

>>72042377
some bullshit pulled by Ohio and mainland Michigan back when the state was formed

packers are more popular in the UP than the lions
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>>72042392
>>>72042175

Butt hurt cowboy fan detected
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>>72042377
basically Michigan wanted the corner of Ohio that has Toledo but Ohio wouldn't give it to them so they were given the upper penninsula as a consolation
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>>72041732
he's becoming pepe
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>>72042175
>jamaal charles
>barely played yet most jerseys sold
k
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>>72042408
Butthurt about what, having the best team in the nfl?
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>There are no trips here
Since when has it been like this?
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>>72042175
>Idaho
See, renaming them to the Redskin Potatoes isn't that bad of an idea.
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>>72042175
>raiders own la ese!
kek
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>>72042479
you have to go back
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>>72042500
that trip belongs to nannerfig erin

cease posting with it right fucking now!
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>>72042509
Says Minnesota, the constant liberal voting state to Texas, the constant conservative voting state

ViKangz fans everyone
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>>72042519
I am nannerfig erin fampai, I'm just using the name on my discord acct.
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>>72042519
you seem flapped
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>>72042500
they all went to discord

generals been dead since
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>>72042519
what chinese cartoon is that from?
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>>72042541
dont leave me like the rest

>>72042558
flip off
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>>72042535
>Texas, the constant conservative voting state
Not for all that much longer, it's been getting signfificantly less red the past couple decades. In another 2 or 3 it might become a legit battleground state.
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>>72042561
see >>72042563 and >>72042558
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>>72042563
Who have we lost?
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>>72042575
every one leaves me
its just me and sneak now ;_;
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does being a patriots fan suck?
when they lose do you simply feel anger because they should win every game?
when they win do you not feel joy because wins are to be expected and are meaningless?
do you even watch games before the playoffs?
do you miss comebacks? close games? miss the feeling of winning a game you were sure they were going to lose? do you miss the feeling of your team turning a losing season into a winning one and starting to improve? What does it feel like knowing your team's dynasty is going to end one day, and the team is destined to a future downhill?
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>>72042580
and this canadian poster but I dont think he likes me much :/
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>>72042587
Have you gone to the discord?
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>>72042479
this site is 18 and up, you must leave
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tfw no bf
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>>72042565
False, most young republicans dont even vote since its not a swing state, meanwhile 95% white Minnesota votes liberal every 4 years hahaahah #cucked
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>>72042601
I lurk but I get posting anxiety outside of chans for some weird reason

>>72042618
its your own fault, prostitute >:(
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>>72042618
I'll be ur bf
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>>72042618
I'm not good enough for you anymore?
>>72042600
Yeah fuck that guy
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>>72042587
I won't leave erin, you're my favorite poster
-anonymous
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>>72042600
I like everyone but I love sneak

A lot of people left though except the important ones :')
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>>72042628
are you an 7/10 or greater ??.

>>72042631
>>72042627
i still love you c:
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>>72042535
>Says Minnesota, the constant liberal voting state to Texas, the constant conservative voting state
The most consistent liberal state is Massachusetts desu
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>>72042633
thank you
I will always be here for you <3

>>72042653
will wentz ever recover?

>>72042661
im sorry for being tsun
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>>72042653
how can anyone like sneak? hes gay af
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>>72042661
No you don't
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>>72042666
For some reason the upper midwest likes to brag about how white and racist they are, then Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Michigan all vote liberal, lmao thanks a lot midwest cucks
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>>72042672
>tfw Rodgers will never be that good again
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>>72042699
rodgers could make that throw today
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Are Dak and Wentz meme quarterbacks?
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>>72042699
rodgers is fine
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>>72042713
no he couldn't

>>72042749
>rodgers is fine
>post webm of incomplete pass
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>>72042666
>The most consistent liberal state is Massachusetts
>currently a red state and voted romney

uwot
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>>72042763
good throw is good throw
I'll post 3 complete passes after this one ;)
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>>72042772
>Massachusetts is a red state
no
>voted Romney
A Massachusetts republican would be a Democrat in most other states.
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>>72042749
that fucking protection is unreal

how is that faggot throwing under 65%?
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>>72042763
>le contrarian posting
stop pretending to be retarded
>inb4 "the bears just suck"
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>>72042776
Cobb pushed off
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>>72042797
Except they do suck.

And how was that contrarian. All I did was say that it was an incomplete pass. Try to think before you post, please.
>>
adams fighting for the ball like we thought he could when he was drafted

>>72042784
it'll perk up to around that by seasons end
cap it

>>72042799
I dont see that
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>>72042777
>>72042777
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>>72042728
meme qbs as i understand are qbs who outperforming expectations due to 2 read schemes relying on gimmick plays or broken plays. Now they probably don't fall under this cause their offenses have set them up to be game managers but it no way shape or form are they considered top 15 qbs due to not being able to read defenses yet and timing issues with receivers. Wentz is probably better cause he actually has decent deep ball accuracy where Dak's deep balls are basically jump balls unless they are wide open. He can fix that accuracy through mechanics but as of now its not that great.
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>>72042776
sometimes you only notice throwing motion when it's bad, but that shit is beautiful
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>>72042777
brady is kill
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>>72042805
>Try to think before you post, please.
do the same
>receiver drops ball, blame the quarterback
k.
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>>72042816
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I need some fantasy advice. I could go either way in all cases except Johnson and Green
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>>72042809
that was real close to a drop, sick catch
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>>72042763
you don't know what you are talking about
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>>72042813
>>72042816
wewe
e
w
e
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I miss the old /nfl/ the discord just isn't the same
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>>72042816
PEPE TOMLIN THE NIGGER TOAD OF TOOTH SUCKING PROFECY HAS SPOKEN!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>72042834
this was more adams than it was rodgers, but at least adams is playing well
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>>72042817
Uh huh.

>>72042832
Whatever.
>>
I know its >burrs but last night really gave me some confiidense

keeping up in shootouts with Ryan and Luck will be the real test tho

>>72042853
I really really hope he can keep this up and play to the level Rodgers has always said he thinks he can
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>>72042841
if jannies would just stop perma banning important posters none of this would of happened
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>>72042868
>>72042905
the falcons are gonna be a tough team, but I think it would be a good game for the offense
the packers secondary is pretty shit right now, but so it atlanta's so who knows. not going in expecting a win, but I'm hoping to see the offense start to get some more mojo back
if the packers start picking it up, the rest of the season shouldn't be too bad. I could see an easy 10-6
that martinez though. He is looking real good
>>
>>72042834
29 goofed
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>>72042905
hooray for the only good packers draft pick this year! Well, him and Fackrell, but Packers have some many OLBs he hardly gets playing time.
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>>72042866
do you blame the qb for this>>72042905 interception?
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>>72042936
>>72042946
Blake "blood" Martinez
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>>72038232

So long as you're ok with the fact that he will likely never be replaced as the top rusher in the history of the NFL.
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>>72038140
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>
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RIP in peace Thread
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>>72042175
Always thought Vegas was a western outpost of NYC desu
>>
OFFICIAL 2017 DRAFT CLASS POWER RANKINGS BY POSITION:

1. CB
2. RB
3. TE
4. EDGE
5. WR
6. S
7. C
8. DT

POWER GAP

91. LB

POWER GAP

901. OT

POWER GAP

9001. QB
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>>72042175
Also
>Utah(!!!!)

>polygamist families of 20 with 5 wives and 15 kids all in $cam jerseys dabbing down the street
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>this one anal apocalyptic cowcuck shitposter trying to force a rivalry
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>>72043777
Can't wait to see the Browns desperately draft another QB in the first round.
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>>72038040
I like the seahawks second ring better
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>>72038274
will the falcons and vikings win this weekend?

do the brits like beans for breakfast

yes and yes
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Who's the best white non-QB, non-special teams player in the league?
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>>72044530
Only one answer
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>>72044530
Obvi gronk and jj. Then maybe Olsen then Jordy then joe Thomas then Harrison Smith. Lotta good white o lineman but those are the ones that stand out. Maybe part of the Aryan brotherhood (patriots wide receivers) eifert kelce barnage Sean Lee
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>>72044530
Gronk
Watt
Mack
Olsen
Nelson
Amendola

Edelman is a jew so he doesn't qualify
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>>72044542
>>72045018
>>72045364
>No mention of Luke Kuechly

Fucking hell lads
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>>72044530
Gronk, Kuechly, Watt, Harrison Smith
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>Falcons will be wearing vintage black uni's for Chargers game

THANK YOU BASED GOD
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Can he do it this year? Can Fratty Matty "hey bro toss me a natty" Stafford put the lions on his back and carry them to a playoff win?
>>
>Doctson on ir

Hope he doesn't pull a Kevin white
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>>72046730
Yeah I hope it's not too bad and we see him play next year
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>>72046757
I'm just scared for his development. Rookie season seems to be kind of important for receivers. Also, they haven't been able to determine why the fuck his Achilles are hurting so bad. It's weird as shit. I saw an article where they said that multiple doctors did MRI'S on both Achilles and couldn't find a single thing wrong with them, yet Doctson is complaining about soreness in both when he only officially tore one

So fucking strange
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>>72042299
you would think it would be bradford or peterson tho
>>
Brady vs Steelers
>8-2 record
>325 yards per game
>24 TDs
>3 INTs
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>>72042351
Lions at 10? ill take it i guess
>>
>>72046790
Yeah that's the part im scared about.
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>>72046809
That's seems a bit high, if they win the next two games it will be about right. Minnesota should be a fun game considering their elite defense and how well Stafford has been playing.
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>>72042392
cupcake schedule so far desu
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>>72046584
>people are now recognizing Stafford probably because the League is panicking realizing all their stars are old and busted
>guy points out Stafford hasn't even reached his peak as a player yet
http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=17839964
>mfw this is only Stafford's full powered 1st form
>Stafford is going to achieve his final form in the coming seasons
>watching the Lions is like an episode of DBZ where everyone gets their asses kicked until Stafford arrives from his training to defeat the other team in the 4th quarter
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>>72046730
That's a bummer, he was by far my fave wr in this draft class.

Wanted vikings to get him over treadwell, both are total mysteries so far.

The knock on Doctson also was that in a month and a week he's 24. So if he's out this year, his first year of play he'll be 25. Wr lifespan is usually until 30 or so, his skillset isn't a a speedster. Hoping yall can get more than 5 good years out of him.
>>
>>72046881
yeah no
>>
>>72046881
Regardless of how good Stafford is becoming, that defense is too porous and it's cost us two games so far.
>>
Dak Presscott

>8.17 YPA
>68.7% completion
>103.9 Passer Rating

Carson Wentz
>7.55 YPA
>65% completion
>99.9 Passer Rating

really makes me think
>>
Reminder that when it's all said and done
Wentz will be top 5
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>>72047658
>Cowboys have the best OL in the league and decent WRs
>Eagles have the worst RT and WRs in the league
really makes you think
>>
>>72047927
Not to mention Wentz had a bye week recently so he's played less games
>>
>>72047990
># of games matter for non-volume stats

>>72047927
our best wr isn't even healthy
>>
So if the Cowboys offense is this good and this young and has no other needed pieces and all they need is 1 mote draft of some defensive studs and the Cowboys could be going to multiple consecutive superbowls
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>the Chicago Bears are ACTUALLY going to start Matt Barkley for multiple games
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>>72048292
Whatever happened that Cutlet guy?
>>
>>72048312
Doctors did an MRI and discovered that Cutler has no spine
>>
>>72048292
Is him vs vikings next week going to be the worst MNF game of the year?
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>>72048384
Not if you're a Vikings fan
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>>72048405
>mfw Vikings blow it

Would be hilarious
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>>72048405
I am a vikings fan, beating a corpse doesn't sound that good of a game tbqh.

The other issue is the increased odds for injury the more bradford has to throw. Since it's not like they can just hand the ball off and run the game off when it's out of reach. Bradford will make throws even when out of reach to help time of possession.

I wonder if Hillman will start to get snaps.
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>>72048114

Their offense isn't THAT good. Feeding the ball to Zeke and high percentage passes to sure-hands Witten every third down. Dak hasn't done anything particularly impressive and Dez is a crook who isn't worth his contract. The main thing that's in their favor is there doesn't look to be a single elite defense this year everyone gets exposed and gashed every week. Unless of course Dallas defense is the elite one and then it'll be the Defense that wins it all for them not the offense.
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>>72048114
I don't disagree with you but the O-Line carries you guys. You've barely played that many good teams this year although I'll give it that your schedule is easy and home field advantage probably is likely
>>
Is anyone going to watch any CFB today?

I'll probably watch louisville just to check out Jackson. He's 20th in passing and 5th in rushing yards. The best part is that he's played less game and has far less attempts in both.

This guy might be the second coming of vick.
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>>72043780
just read your post and pictured that in my head
thanks for the laugh, anon
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>>72048720
My Huskies are going for 7-0 vs Oregon State. I may go to the game if I can sneak in. I have student seats since I'm still a Grad Student
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>>72042351
The Lions lost to the Titans, who you have at 24, under the Colts who are 23 who have only beaten the Texans at 11.

Your list is shit and you have no football knowledge whatsoever outside of whatever memes and shitposting is in /nfl/.

A pox on your household and a pestilence in your bedroom. Good day.
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>>72048630
What a retarded post that was. All those words and you managed not so say anything that matters
>>72048685
You can't hide behind that "they haven't played anyone good" meme. Cowboys have defied expectations every week. It co.es as no surprise though si certain it's just a better version of 2014. Besides the offense is locked down, dominant,and young. Now the Cowboys coaches just need to get a few stud defensive players on what is already turning out to be a really good defense
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>>72048809
The Texans beat the Colts faglord
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>>72048843
You can't really use the "they haven't played anyone good" argument until at least 8 games have been played because by then the level of parity can be viewed appropriately.

>>72048915
Fuck that's right. I dont know how I could have forgotten that choke-job either.

As it stands, Lions still lost to the Titans, so these rankings are reactionary at best.
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>>72048720
Of course.

I'm waiting for the Bama/A&M game -- though, I won't be shocked if Bama blows them out.
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>>72048947
Lions lost to the Bears to you fucking jerk off

Think anyone cares? (The answer is no)
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>>72049198
So the Lions do not deserve to be up at 10. Think the Cowboys lost to the Bears too.
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>>72049334
The rest of the NFL is just that bad.
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49ers will go to the playoffs if they put Ponder in.
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>>72049334
no they didn't
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>>72048067
even without Dez you still have better WRs than Philly
>>
>>72049334
Those are UNcucked power rankings
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>>72049544
It's going to be fun in 15 years when future turns his son against Wilson and Future jr comes at him.
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>>72049607
Times like these are when you wish Hasselbeck were QB for life.
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>>72049369
Compared to who? Don't forget that the Vikings nearly lost to the Titans too. Either there is parity or the league as a whole is shit.

>>72049457
I do not know why I thought the Cowboys lost to the Bears.

>>72049657
What are they doing different than last year?
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>>72048558
1998 all over again would be hillarious
>>
These Viking fans are fucking stupid, everyone just hates the Cowboys ironically and in reality they like our funny, witty, thought provoking posts and respect us, but these Viking "fans" bring nothing to the table, nobody likes you and everyone hates you unironically

Your team sucks dick too
>>
>>72048843
No need to be so hostile, having a great O-Line is a good thing and it's what every team should have.

There isn't really any bad team in the NFC East, and the Boys still have the Eagles, Ravens, Redskins, and Lions at home. Those aren't easy games and they'll probably be more challenging along the way.

I trust you guys to go undefeated on the road however.
>>
>>72049764
18+
>>
>>72049764
18+
>>
>>72049764
Eighteen plus
>>
>>72049796
>>72049830
>exactly a minute apart

lmaoOoOoo fuckin viking autist samfag
>>
>>72049785
eagles have toughest remaining schedule in NFL, including playing three teams coming off bye weeks, and the other two teams are retarded. cowboys could win division pretty easily.
>>
>>72049764
Juuhachi
>>
>>72049764
I hate Cowboys fans, I have no ill will towards the Cowboys.

I also hate Vikings fans, but I also have no ill will towards the Vikings.


In short, both fan populations are fucking retarded and no one gives a shit about your teams.
>>
>>72049686
>Don't forget that the Vikings nearly lost to the Titans too
Winning by 10 points after a garbage time TD by the Titans is nearly losing now?
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>>72049902
Would you really sleep on the Lions? They're not that far off from Dallas's passing game if not better.

And I think Stafford wants some revenge from 2015.

>>72049897
18+
>>
>>72049897
>Juuhachi
18+ kid
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>>72049897
18+ bucko
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>>72049897
18+ buddy
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>>72049947
was just talking about the division, they'll all have to play the lions anyway
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>>72049897
>he thinks there's only one person that knows he's underage
It's pretty apparent to everyone with a working brain. This board is for people eighteen years or older, now leave.
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>all these (you)s
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>>72049897
achtzehn
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>>72050120
Post jaw with time stamp kid
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>>72049947
Stafford is fucking pissed this year, it'd gonna be fun
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>>72050120
Dieciocho
>>
Hello, my name is Jermaine from Philly, I am neutral but the Cowboys are clearly a better team than the Vikings, thank you for listening.
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>>72050202
When qbs have to go Super Saiyan to win, things happen that either end in a super bowl win or heartbreak.
>>
>>72049686

The improvement is mostly due to the offence being better. They're spreading around the ball more, running the ball better and have more weapons to use. Mack has solidified the interior OL which was a big weakness last year. Matt Ryan also more comfortable in his 2nd year in a new system.
>>
>>72050234
18+

>>>/pol/
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>>72050234
18+
>>
>>72050234
Let's see if you say that tomorrow.
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>>72050234
THIS
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>>72050234
18 plus
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>>72050240
Jokes on you, lions fans have nothing left to break, so it will be an owl win or the same old shit.
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>>72050258
Damn I miss when we had quality trips like Deandre, Tensnake and ICE, now we have shitty newtrips like you spamming shitty forced memes
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>>72050255
Yeah, I was wondering who Mack was that game. Really makes you think how retarded the Browns FO is.

How's Matthews doing otherwise? Living up to expectations?
>>
What's this 18+ meme?

Was the autistic cowboys shitposter revealed to be underage?
>>
>>72050328
>I am le oldfag see me namedrop trips I am one of yous
18+ and kill yourself
>>
>>72050328
18+
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>>72046849
all they need to do is get healthy. injury always seems to plague them most of the time
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>>72050378
Yes
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lmaoOooOooOoo so I was searching "Carson Wentz shirtless" and "Carson Wentz muscles" and look what I found! Look at his little twink body, he doesnt even have big muscles or a 6 pack like Dak Prescott, are you even a real man if you dont have a 6 pack??
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>>72040071
>Everyone thought dalton was good

When did this happen? Dalton was always the king of decent-tier QBs. No one ever even considered the notion that he might actually be good until last season.
>>
>>72050432
18 or older on this website
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>>72050378
No, its a shitty forced meme that new redditors think is funny
>>
Does anyone else miss Johnny football?

It saddens me he never really got a fair shake and we were denied a potential bad boy qb. Every starting qb is pretty bland.
>>
>>72042377
There's also an island that's about 15 miles off the shore of Minnesota that is Michigan's too. Isle Royale
>>
>>72050353

He's pretty good and dependable. Probably will never be elite but a top 10 LT
>>
>>72046881
i just really hate the fact that we owe him another huge contract
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>>72050385
>he thinks those trips are old

lmaoOo newfag pls
>>
>>72048360
sounds about right. dumb niggers have him signed till '19 or '20?
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>>72050432
18+

>>>/lgbt/
>>
Cowboys are the best team in the NFL.
>>
>>72050481
I think Manziel would have been more fun than Prescott on this Boys team
>>
>>72050378
They're all underaged
>>
>>72042824
Why aren't you playing the Vikings defense? Seems illogical to not play the highest scoring defense
>>
>>72050622
THIS. Packers fan btw
>>
>>72050622
>>
LAMAR FUCKING JACKSON

I'm telling you guys, this motherfucker is the next vick.

Turn on ABC to see the next great running QB
>>
>>72050622
no
no they are not
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>>72050622
Eighteen

+
>>
>>72050663
You should fucking kill yourself, mad that the Cowboys are better than your tranny asses, LMAO

All of these Viqueens and Xecucks faggots don't know who they're dealing with, the BEST TEAM in 2016 HANDS DOWN. I can't wait for their meme QBs to get knocked down and done for the year

Bradford gets whipped by his reservation and Wilshit by Future LMAO
>>
>>72050680

Browns taking him with the 1st overall

just wait and see
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>>72050726
18+
>>
>>72050622
age >18
>>
>>72040609
Who?
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>>72050742
He's in the draft after the next. Browns won't be that bad next year.
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>>72050802
>Browns won't be that bad next year.
>>
Fun fact of the day: Sam Bradford has never beat Dallas.
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>>72050680
>meme qb

>good
>>
>>72042175
>people actually buying Cutler jerseys
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>>72050958
>he didn't enjoy falcons vick

Top pleb
>>
is it just me or is Minnesotas defense way overrated? 38 year old Terrance Newman?? seriously bro?
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>>72042377
No one here in mainland likes UP fags anyway
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>>72051030
It's just you, they're elite as fuck and have performed better than the Broncos D so far
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>>72051050
I bet living on the UP is comfy as fuck tho
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>>72042698
Dunno about Minnesota, those cucks are just like their country of origin Sweden and love to import muslim somalis
>>
>>72042814
I can tell by reading this that you've never actually watched either of them play.
>>
>>72042698
>wisconsin
>liberal

You've never been here. We're conservative as fuck outside Milwaukee and Madison
>>
>>72050726
take a shower hit the weights get a clue
>>
>>72051080
Northern Michigan is one of the nicest places in the entire United States.
>>
>>72051190
This.

North of Milwaukee is red as it gets. Trump may win us since no one really likes Ryan anyways and I see MAGA signs everywhere.
>>
>>72051190
You're the homebase for NeverTrump "conservatives" and vote liberal every 4 years

Anyway back to football, is elite Rodgers over with?
>>
>>72048114
Maliek Collins and Anthony Brown are way under the radar defensive defensive rookies too. The whole class has been super productive and we haven't even seen Jaylon Smith yet.
>>
>>72051297
I live near Stevens Point and there's MAGA signs everywhere. Trump has also drawn tremendous crowds in Wisconsin even after Ryan backed down. No one likes him here outside the Milwaukee neocons
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>>72048630
>have good players
>use said players to pile up yards, points, and control the clock

If that's not good offense, what exactly is?
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>>72051289
Wisconsin looks like solid blue. Clinton has led the polls there by 6%+ since the start of the campaign.
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>>72051339
Shannon and Skip said Dallas needs to trade Romo and Dez, draft a 2nd round receiver, then use everything else to draft defense, I kinda like the idea tbqh
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>>72049334
The Cowboys completely destroyed the Bears. Not to say that's anything to be particularly proud of, but still.
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>>72051419
What could they realistically get for Dez? He has had like 2 good games since the end of the 2014 season, it'd be a sell low type of trade.
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>>72051409
It's going red, trust me.

Newly-registered Republicans have skyrocketed here while Democrats have declined. Rallies for Trump have been massive. It's something I've never seen Romney do when he was here.
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>>72049538
And whose fault is that?

>Jackson and Maclin on pace for their usual 1000 yard seasons in Wash and KC
>Shady and Murry 2nd and 4th in rush yards with 10 combined rush TDs
>only decent OLineman on suspension

The Commonwealth of Chip Kelly
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Who /elitesecondary/ here?
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>>72051455
Late first round pick at best, hasnt done shit the last couple years and is a diva, maybe we could trick a team into thinking hes still elite
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>>72051634
Chip Kelly was only good in college because of mariota.
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>>72051030
It's mostly you. Vikes' D is legit badass.
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>>72051694
CHIP KELLY
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>>72051683
>people actually thought the Cowboys should've drafted Ramsey over Zeke

Wew
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>>72051483
Michigan fag here, Hillary is already starting to cheat, absentee ballots are being received "late"
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all of your webms are a SHIT
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>>72051890
t. man with autism
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>>72051797
So I guess the Raiders jumping the cowboys to get Cook is the best thing to happen for Dallas then?
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>>72051902
>admitting you have autism
glad you took the first step, david
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>>72051923
t. man with autism
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>>72051947
david
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>>72051909
Oh, yeah, that's without a doubt.

I'll never understand the idea of taking Cook before Prescott. Cook didn't look like anything special when I watched him at Michigan State. Prescott was much better, I'm still amazed he lasted until the fourth round. I figured he'd go in the third at the latest.
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>>72051956
t. man with autism
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>>72051690
That's what I thought. I'd much rather trade Romo if I were the Cowboys since teams are always willing to pay over the odds for good QBs
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>>72051987
david please
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>>72052001
They need to trade Romo to the Dolphins. When I think of teams stupid enough to give up a first round pick for Romo, Miami immediately comes to mind. Plus, he'd get to live in Miami, which is nice because I still want the best for Tony.
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>>72052026
I doubt the dolphins will take his contract
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>>72052088
I bet they'd take it in an instant if they could get rid of Tennehill's
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>>72052111
Trips confirms
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>>72052026
Cleveland?
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>>72051419
>Listening to Skip, ever.

Love how he wants to get rid of Dez and draft a random 2nd round receiver who's apparently going to replace Dez, Williams (who's going to be gone next year), and a noticeably declining Witten.

That being said, if someone like the Jets or Broncos offered some variant on the Bradford deal in the offseason for Romo you'd have to jump on it. Though in order to have a chance at that Romo would have to play and rebuild his value. Nobody talks about it much because the jokes are more fun, but Bradford actually finished last season playing the best ball of his career and has extended it into this season.

The Dez thing I don't get. The money he's being paid is already budgeted into the team and is nothing they need to worry about until Dak and Zeke start to need extensions, at which point the contract will be nearly up anyway. He and Dak looked great together in the Redskins game and Dallas has been using Butler in his role since he's been out with good success. No reason to think the team is better without him and the trade market for him is pretty low.
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>>72052146
Cleveland needs a long time qb
Not another injury prone one

>inb4 they draft another one
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>>72052184
The Browns seem hell-bent on drafting a QB every year.
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>>72052184
Inb4 fitz
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>>72051797
>tbqh i was in the same boat on draft day

We already had dunbar and mcfadden who i thought showed a lot of potential last year. So considering how shit out D has been for years. Yeah I was pissed day 1

It's almost like jesus forgave Jerrys sins or maybe satan voided his contract with Jerry, idk but what ever it was the stars aligned that day
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>>72052209
One year they'll find their young qb
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>>72051690
Nobody's giving a first round pick for a highly-paid WR, ever. Jerry was the last guy to do that. He actually gave up two, one of whom went on to be NFL MVP.
>>
I got to be honest guys This Cowboys team is scary good. I don't think there is a defensive line strong enough to overpower the Cowboys offensive line, or a secondary that can stop Dak and this Top 3 WR corps. Not only that good teams with good offenses have been pretty much ineffective against what is increasingly looking like the best "bend but don't break" defense in the league and a Top 10 Defense.
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>>72052289
>new QB gets hot and everybody thinks they're immortal
every time.
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>>72052289
thanks for sharing, but no one asked for your opinion :)
>>
>>72052026
>>72052088
>>72052146
Cowboys aren't trading Romo. That's too much of a hit to the cap

>>72052181
>and a noticeably declining Witten.
What noticable decline?

>>72052322
You realize how goo the cowboys are playing? And with 3 of their best players out?
>>
Reminder: Cowboys fans are not football fans, they are Cowboys fans.
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>past 6 years nothing but cowboys fans and seahawks fans constantly shitposting
>only one owl between the two of them
kek
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>>72042175

>ar-kan-zus
>rapistburger

it's fitting, considering they're in the top 5 for reported forcible rapes per 100,000 people
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>>72051797
I was one of those guys. Frankly, I'm still on the fence. Mo Claiborne is finally looking like the guy we all hoped he was (in his contract year), and Brown and Jones moving to safety are making the secondary legit, but cover corners are just more valuable than RBs, even great ones.

Anybody here think Alfred Morris couldn't kill it behind that line? Frankly, I don't know why Dallas insists on running Zeke 25 times a game with Morris just sitting there. At least let him do the fourth quarter, kill-the-clock stuff.
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>>72052445
>seahawk fans posting beyond 3 years ago
yeah right
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>>72052289
I'm actually loving the bend but no break defense. D gets to play super aggressive first 2-3 quarters.

>4th Quarter up by 2+scores?

Oh yeah 2 mid/deep safety give em 5-7 yards each play watch them eat up 8+ minutes to score... shits delicious
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>>72042175
>hawaii
fucking disgusting, why are they even allowed to be a state?
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>there will never be another point in time where the NFL has guys like TO and Ochocinco
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>>72051968
I went back and read his college scouting reports and I'm convinced the only reason he fell so far was because every single one of the compared him to Tim Tebow.
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>>72052492
>Anon 1.1
>PhilKenSebben
>Saintly Seahawk
all posted before 2013 but they probably left after XLIX
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>>72052545
literal whos
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>>72052567
i wouldn't expect a redditor to remember the times before generals
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>>72051030
>overrated
>Anthony Barr, Linval Joseph, Harrison Smith, Everson Griffen, Xavier Rhodes
>Kendricks and Hunter are also really fucking good
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>>72051030
Newman is a poor man's Charles Woodson
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>>72052684
Literal whos
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>>72052488
The Zeke pick just made more since than the Ramsey pick. What has this coaching staff been trying to accomplish for the last 4 years? A complete and dominant offense in every position. Zeke was touted as that once in a lifetime RB type of pick so why wouldn't you want to get someone like that behind what could be the best offensive line in NFL history? That offense is all homegrown, and all for the most part has contracts that are going to keep them here for a long time. They got this side of the ball locked up for a decade in 4 years, lets see what they can do with the defense now. I do like that Anthony Brown pick more and more each week. This coaching staff just nails it draft after draft after draft.

>>72052507
It's the best. Offense always scores. Always scores FIRST and the defense almost gets to start coasting immediately. If they can stop them for the opponents first drive then that's pretty much game. And with Church, Jones, Claiborne and even Carr being beasts in man coverage with a defensive line that may not necessarily get sacks, but can at least keep the pocket and the QB moving just makes it easier for the secondary.

There is only 3 offenses in the league i'm worried about could expose this defense would be Falcons, Patriots, and a fully healthy and not suspended Steelers team
>>
>>72052801
Newman has one of the easiest starting jobs because of all the talent around him making it that much easier.
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>>72052385
>What noticable decline?

You might be right. I just glanced at his numbers and they're in line with his recent production (on pace for 75 catches, 730 yards). Maybe I was overthinking it based on how Beasley seems to be taking over his safety valve role.

>>72052289

"Scary good" is probably overestimating it a bit. The pass rush is still nonexistent and they're giving up 4.4 yards per carry. Maybe Gregory can do something about the rush when he gets back, but he needs to re-earn everyone's trust from the beginning now.

That being said, the NFC is down this year and they have a real chance to go deep in the playoffs if they keep playing the way they have.
>>
i heard Adrian Peterson isnt playing in the Cowboys/Vikings game, whats the matter, scared of the new revamped Dallas Doomsday defense?
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>>72052862
Larry Brown 2.0?
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>>72052801
Woodson was never good.
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>>72052845
>implying Stafford won't expose the cowboys defense

Lions defense will still shit the bed tho
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>>72052907
is ray lewis still an analyst?
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>>72052899
>implying
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face it, the Vikings arent good anymore
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>>72052845
The Zeke pick makes more sense if they honestly believe that he's a Hall of Fame caliber talent, and they didn't just do it because Jerry fell in love with him.

If Garret, Steven, and Will McClay really thought of him as a guy on that level, which seems to be true, then I can get behind it.
>>
>>72053031
>Vikings arent good anymore
>they are 5-0

What did he mean by this?
>>
>>72050481
he was too busy with acting and partying to play football
>>
Once Randy Gregory stops smoking weed and Jaylon Smith is healthy, this Dallas defense will be scary good
>>
>>72041349

because she's a gold digging whore like most women.
>>
>>72053046
Everyone keeps talking about how elite next year's RB class is, but I'm not sure I see anyone in it better than Zeke, not even Fournette.
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>>72053105
So what? Every white boy football player in small town Texas is a party boy, thats what we do, we drink the beer and play football, he doesnt even need a playbook, just get open and slang the rock
>>
>>72052543
he also had a DUI and got exposed against Bama
>>
>Win suspension appeal
>withdraws appeal

Why did Randy Gregory do this?
>>
J E T S !
Jets Jets Jets
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>>72052882
>this over the top tryhardism
18 plus
>>
>>72052879
Yea Witten may not get the 1000 yard type of numbers anymore due to either old age or just due to him being the most well rounded TE in the league. But he still has one of the best 3rd and 4th down conversion rates among all TEs and has one of the highest catching%

Completely fine with that. Dude is Mr. Reliable, HoF lock. Beasley just gets more attention because Mobile QBs love that shifty slot guy that can always get open, and Beasley has some of the greatest juke moves of any WR playing right now.

> The pass rush is still nonexistent and they're giving up 4.4 yards per carry
I wouldn't say it's non existent. It's flying under the radar right now. It's not as physically dominant as their o-line brothers but McClain are looking good. The cowboys defensive line is a revolving line. Everyone on the depth chart getting increasingly more snap counts, contributing when they are playing. This defense is quietly a major contributor of why this team is doing so well.

>>72052907
Stafford is having a good year all around. I don't think he will "expose" the cowboys defense but will have a good game (and a loss) regardless

Stafford could end up a Top 5 QB this year
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>DAL: Cowboys fans still enormous dicksuckers

I put my wife through the wall I laughed so hard.
>>
>>72053262
Injecting too much weed in his body
>>
>>72053300
*rolls eyes*

Please stop forcing this forced meme, its annoying and "18+" spam ruins the threads
>>
>>72053491
>*rolls eyes*
eighteen plus
>>
>>72053491
>*rolls eyes*
>>>/lgbt/

Also, 18+ little guy
>>
>>72050481
No Fun League

Soon to be No Ratings League
>>
>>72053491
>*rolls eyes*

Eighteen fucking plus kid
>>
>>72053506
>>72053554
>>72053575
I knew that would set you off #GotEem(Again)
>>
>>72053570
>No Fun League
Manziel isn't out of the league because the league hates fun. He's out of the league because he was a horrible quarterback.
>>
>>72053604
>#GotEem(Again)
18+
>>
>>72053604
Epic trolling FTW(for the win) bro! xD
>>
you all are ruining the thread
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>I can make 18+ spammers ruin their own thread
>being this mad just because the Cowboys are elite
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>>72053741
Watch out guys we got a master ruseman over here
>>
>>72053719
we need to rush this thread anyways.
>>
Jannies please ban this underaged queer, do something cool for once.
>>
>>72053719
just so you know, this is the type of shit that ruined the nba general. I don't even go there anymore.
>>
>>72053741
dix-huit
>>
>>72053889
triggered underage babbies spamming and calling others underage, hilarious
>>
>>72053911
Spotted the underage
>>
>>72053935
Spotted the underage
>>
>>72053897
It's all the doing of one underage cowshitter, trying to start a rivalry and then being a pretend ruse mister.
>>
>>72053952
Its a group of giant crybaby Vikings that cant handle cowboy posting so they spam the thread with 18+ and ruin the thread
>>
>>72053610
Who frequently violated league rules
>>
>>72037850
>Seattle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obBPaB9p-G
>>
ITT: assmad iggles fans who can't handle the banter
>>
>>72054057
18+ (epic troll here, goteem, called him underage!)
>>
Seriously though the Vikings have so many weak spots that I'm not even going to bother listing them all

Cowboys 38
Vikings 9
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>>72054006
Awfully defensive when people call you underage
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>>72054115
Eighteen

P
L
U
S
>>
>>72054160
I love this reaction image meme, it's a smash hit on Reddit since we are LGBT friendly over there, its right up there with doge

Anyway, go vikings! Boo Cowboys!
>>
Why is everyone bullying each other instead of talking about handegg?
>>
>>72054277
Fuckoff libshit
>>
>>72054277
I just started watching football so I don't know enough to discuss football about my team, the Minnesota Vikings
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>>72054310
o ok.
>>
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>underage cowshit fans getting testy and butthurt
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>>72054319
Haha great ruse friend
>>
>>72054319
18+
>>
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Cowspics sure are easy to wind up. Think maybe it's insecurity about their overrated team?
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>>72054277
>Actually watching the sport whose generals you post in

What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>
>>72054354
>he says as he spams the thread with 18+

:^)
>>
>>72054442
yo new guy, ya gotta be over the age of 18 to make a post like that, see?
>>
>>72054354
I read that as zesty for some reason. Fuck I'm hungry
>>
>>72054442
Gotta be 18 or older to post on this board my man
>>
anyyyywayyyyyysss, back to football since this is a football thread haha, who can stop the Cowboys? Only the Patriots maybe imo
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>>72054505
Not even quality bait, I'm going to kindly ask you to leave.
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>>72054505
>haha
>imo

Kill yourself
>>
Fuck everyone. Lions are winning this year
>>
>>72054505
jesus fucking christ what an awful post

what are you, underage or something?
>>
>>72054537
Winning what? A regular season game?

Bold prediction.
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>>72054505
>anyyyywayyyyyysss
Eighteen mother fucking plus bruh
>>
>>72054437
should i go to the hockey general and ask them how the boxing match is going?
>>
>>72054432
first all the iggles boogeymanning and now this. you know a team is insecure when they're that obsessed with a bunch of ringless teams
>>
>>72054526
>>72054532
>>72054495
>>72054458

Really though you guys are ruining the thread..if you can't handle football banter and you're going to start spamming threads because you got your feelings hurt, please go elsewhere
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>>72054592
Fucking cowgirls fans man
I cant wait til they go 8-8 as usual.
>>
>>72054631
>>72054631
>>72054631
>>
>>72054592
>this salt that no one will engage his shit-tier quality posts
Sorry m8 we're not here to entertain underage faggots like you
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>>72037949
>2012 playoffs
>2013 playoffs
>2014 superbowl win
>2015 superbowl loss
>2017 4-1 start
>fewest points allowed every year for half a decade
>not winning
Were u always retarded or did memes make u that way?
>>
>>72038198
>muh opinion
>>
>>72054575
I usually just go in there and talk shit about Canada and tell them that wearing knives on your shoes isn't a sport.
>>
>>72051355
where near sp do you live? small world bro
>>
A lot of obnoxious fanbases have solid teams this year and that's upsetting.

On the bright side, all but one of the Eagles, Falcons, Cowboys, and Vikings will certainly lose en route to the Super Bowl and I greatly look forward to those games.
>>
>>72055992
Replace Falcons with Patriots and you're good to go

There aren't any obnoxious Falcons fans here except the one person that always asks if Matt Ryan is elite
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