/heem/: khabib nurmagomedov edition

>>72035409
No link to the previous thread?

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>>72035424

Reminder that 90% of Schaubposting is from one autist in
>coral springs

Platinum Bless

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Here comes dat choi

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kendall JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP grove is fighting tonight

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>>72035409
BREAKING NEWS

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/10/antonio-bigfoot-silva-a-free-agent-after-heavyweight-ufc-decline-to-renew-contract

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/10/antonio-bigfoot-silva-a-free-agent-after-heavyweight-ufc-decline-to-renew-contract

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/10/antonio-bigfoot-silva-a-free-agent-after-heavyweight-ufc-decline-to-renew-contract

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>>72035473
Scott Coker looks like a Japanese woodblock print

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>>72035519

The peculiar thing about UFC 205 is that as stacked as it is, at the end of the day when the event has concluded and the dust has settled, Conor will be a two division champion and the magnitute of this monumental accomplishment is going to shake up the history of MMA.

Conor's victory will cloud everyone else's results like pebbles in the ocean.

No one will even recall what happened between Nurmagomedov and Michael for example.

It's going to be 99% Conor talk and 1% racist shitposting about the fight between Woodley and Stephen regardless of the winner.

205 will be a an interesting one for sure, but long story short, this is UFC 205: Conor and the background bums.

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>>72035473
tfw Coker is going to end up reking UFC

The peculiar thing about UFC 205 is that as stacked as it is, at the end of the day when the event has concluded and the dust has settled, Conor will be a two division champion and the magnitute of this monumental accomplishment is going to shake up the history of MMA.

Conor's victory will cloud everyone else's results like pebbles in the ocean.

No one will even recall what happened between Nurmagomedov and Michael for example.

It's going to be 99% Conor talk and 1% racist shitposting about the fight between Woodley and Stephen regardless of the winner.

205 will be a an interesting one for sure, but long story short, this is UFC 205: Conor and the background bums.

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>>72035539
Pls stop

The peculiar thing about UFC 205 is that as stacked as it is, at the end of the day when the event has concluded and the dust has settled, Conor will be a two division champion and the magnitute of this monumental accomplishment is going to shake up the history of MMA.

Conor's victory will cloud everyone else's results like pebbles in the ocean.

No one will even recall what happened between Nurmagomedov and Michael for example.

It's going to be 99% Conor talk and 1% racist shitposting about the fight between Woodley and Stephen regardless of the winner.

205 will be a an interesting one for sure, but long story short, this is UFC 205: Conor and the background bums.

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>>72035526
This, Eddie must be sacrificed to place MMA firmly above boxing in the modern combat sports scene. Conor's superstar is essential to solidify our sport for good. In Conor we trust. Conor bless every single one of us.

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How many bongs and bings to Bellator mates

>andersons last win was over Stephan Bonnar

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Nate AND Conor bless.

>>72035556
>t. Artem

Should moose wait for the brunson/Whittaker winner? Or push or a fight against Anderson? Or should he get the winner of middleweight tourney who doesn't get the shot

>>72035662
Hard to say, MW is fucking stacked right now

>>72035662
Moose is a goof, who cares

>>72035490
UFC actually considered to renew this bum's contract?

>>72035722
I put my goof in your mother's pussy last night

>>72035490
Good, now he can get back on TRT

>>72035751
Get outta here ya fookin lanklet

Is Khuckbib the ultimate can crusher?

>>72035751
You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that right?

I HATE BULLIES

>>72035784

Get in my fucking rubber guard

>>72035627
protip: oldfags have baited newfags into outing themselves as newfags by using "bless".

tl; dr: if you make a "bless" post, you are a newfag

>>72035803
Schaub bless your precious soul

>>72035784
Am I the biggest, lamest pussy you've ever met ?

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Finally joined BJJ class, /heem/.

2 questions

Gi or nogi, there's an option

My Instructor is a brown belt. Is having a black belt instructor rare?

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>tl; dr: if you make a "bless" post, you are a newfag

>>72035803
good post. Blessposters, schaubposters, and anyone from
>coral springs
Should consider permaheeming themselves immediately

>>72035830
what he say?

>>72035779
So Khabib, who do you have winning McGregor vs. Alvarez

>I DON'T CARE WHO WINS I DON'T CARE ABOUT MONEY MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING I HAVE MONEY I KNOW MONEY IS IMPORTANT SOMEWHAT BUT..

he's so assblasted

>>72035845
AM I THE BIGGEST FUCKING PUSSY YOU HAVE EVER MET ?

ARE WE PRETENDING ?

>>72035844
i'm in vero beach and i get a shout out

i should unironically drive to coral springs this weekend

>>72035851
careful, daniel, you're gettin emotional

>>72035539
I'd say at least 3 or 4 of the main card fighters could draw by themselves, but not nearly to the extent of McGregor. It's sad that there's still fighters that don't understand what the UFC means now, at least from a booking standpoint, and they get all bent out of shape because of it.

But they are paid to punch each other in the face for a living, so they aren't a very articulate bunch.

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You want to watch UFC 205 together bro? I'll drive down there if you're white.

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Weird how many people are proud of being poor

>>72035770
Shut the fuck up, ginger-headed retard.

>>72035784
I absolutely killed your mother's pussy last night.

>>72035870
>Vero Beach

>>72035856
hey I'm not crying, I'm just sober, for more than 5 months

>>72035885
i was thinking about you

>>72035875
It comes from the working class aspect of it. Poorfags are assumed to be also hardworking blue-collar types that have to claw for what they have, and there's a virtue to that. But it's also possible to be a poorfag without working a day in your life. But the mentality is still the same.

>>72035875
>now I feel bad
Why are Reddit such cucks????
>""Ughhhh corporations occupy Wall Street literally capitalism BANKERS eat the rich""
>oh but I particularly like this one specific company and I feel bad that I haven't contributed to their profit margins (btw Exxon mobile should NOT be allowed to reap profits) anyone know if UFC has a donate button anywhere??? Upvote my post and acknolowge me please. I need virtue signaling. In. My. Life.
looool

>>72035921

People that cape for giant Jew corporations and billionaires are weird cucks. Is that really the hill you want to die on. Defending money hoarders

>>72035893
WE'RE READY TO GO BABY

WE READY TO GO , LET'S GO

TEN DAYS UFC TWO HUNDRED COME ON BOY

When is the card starting tomorrow hehe?

>>72035921
I don't know. Most of them are autistic SJW spergs. I dated a girl who used Reddit all the time for a while (head game was unbelievable), and she took me to a Reddit meetup once. It was fucking painful. They actually circle jerk in real life like they do on Reddit. They're the most unbearable people I've ever met.

>>72035934
I'm neither of the above tho. Like I haven't contributed a cent myself and I don't "feel bad". Shit, I'd give Dana white the double middles

I just find it odd how people make comments like that. Unironically

>>72035958

I have streamed tons of events and I don't feel bad. Dana is very exploitative and basically a jew. My streaming isn't hurting the fighters

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>>72035833
gi

>>72035875
lol he's just bragging

you would contribute in some way over 7 years if you actually felt bad

>been watching for 20 years FOR FREE btw

>>72035971

To add, the new ownership are LITERALLY Zionist scum. I hope they fail miserably

>>72035847
>>72035779
>implying it went anything like that

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>>72035990
i liked it better when they were eggplants

>>72036002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZOJNKHncfE

>>72035912
>It comes from the working class aspect of it. Poorfags are assumed to be also hardworking blue-collar types that have to claw for what they have,
None of that is true.

>>72035980
>lol he's just bragging
Right. He's bragging about being poor. That's weird.

>>72036002
the reporter asked him who he thought would win and nothing else but he started talking about money lmao @ his 'life'

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>>72036012
justin bieber was on twitter asking for a stream is he poor too

>>72036012
People are stupid. What can I say?

>>72036007

Lorenzo definitely got on TRT

Do you know the story of his son? Mediocre manlet football player who somehow got a notre dame scholarship.

Definitely wasn't bankrolled by daddy or anything

>>72036014
that didn't happen though

this is what the reported asked

>What are your thoughts on Conor getting the title shot over you?

The UFC used my name, blah blah blah I don't care about money

>Conor vs Alvarez: who do you have winning

"I don't care who win, I care about belt"

>>72035561
T.202er no one fucking cares literally heem urself

>>72036029
Is notre dame good handegg program ? I don't follow college ball

>>72036029
meh whatever they were born billionaires and aren't complete douchebag failures like trump

>>72036033
you must be hearing something else lol wewlad

>>72036012
It is absolutely true. Have you ever interacted with a poor person?

It's the same thing with wealthy people; poors look at wealthy people and automatically assume they were handed everything and never worked a day in their life.

Is being motivated by money, mewvement, and memes still enough in this day and age?

>>72036060
Didn't Vince's son try to make it on his own and fail? Now he's back to wrestling

>>72036056

Yeah it's a private Catholic school in the shitty wasteland Midwest. Supposed to be very good academically and has a historically good football program, though it's mediocre right now

But it has a big national fanbase of old white people who never even went there so their games are on national TV every week.

Recruits choose to go there just to get TV exposure. No other reason to pick it over a better academic/football/weather school

BEARJEW IS COMING!!!

>>72036064
>Have you ever interacted with a poor person?
No never.

>It's the same thing with wealthy people; poors look at wealthy people and automatically assume they were handed everything and never worked a day in their life.
Wrong again. You're really stupid. I can tell youre a poor person that has to pirate every card and has never been to a ufc card.

>>72035833

Is there not a black belt somewhere in the gym? My gym owner is a bjj blackbelt and does most of the bjj classes but sometimes one of the brown belt dudes will fill in.

>>72036081
family and religion

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

>>72035833

Also it only matters gi or nogi depending on what you want to do with it. In general though go gi

anyone hope michael johnson starches khabib in the 1st

>>72035856
>>72035885
>>72035893
>>72035943

xD upvoted you both!

>>72036138
if ferguson wins there is no fucking way khabib is getting a title shot

he fights regularly and any casual will enjoy watching him as champ

>>72035779
That's Cyborg, my man.

>>72036090
What part of my posts implies that I'm poor? I'm not glorifying poor or rich. If anything I'm being disparaging of both.

>>72036162

His boxing is pretty bad but so is Khabibs

ENJOY THIS FIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YXuYfTa340

>>72036119
There's a blackbelt that he learns under somewhere else I believe but in the class itself, not that I've seen yet

>Parades for Jewanna
>No parades and no love for Kookie

w-why

>>72036090
use a tripcode so I can filter you

>>72036200
why wasnt this FOTY

>>72036224
Cuz the kook isnt the Champ

The UFC doesn't even have a picture for the 206 co main event fighter lel

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>>72036224
She's basically from Detroit, nobody likes that jewtown

>>72036200
mark henry blown the fuck out again

>>72036217

A brown belt is more than qualified to teach though, it takes years to get to brown so they will know what they're talking about.

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>>72036294
>FN Sacramento is better than UFC 206

Jeez. November 19th has 20 fights on one day!

(if you're American)

>>72035471
>>72035471

CHOI IS MY BOY AND HE WILL BE YOURS TOO!

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>>72036327
>>72036294
what the fuck is with this card order
swanson-choi and cirkunov-krylov are both comain tier fights but instead they put this low prelim tier fight in the comain slot

>>72036327
Cucknadians

Lads, no TUF last night? This season has been good, 100% finish ratios

>>72036366

they'll add a few more fights and change the order, don't worry

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>>72036366
>Letourneau vs Literally Who is co-main
>Krylov, who is by far the spiciest LHW prospect is buried in the undercard
>Fucking CHOI VS SWANSON as the second prelim fight
This is horseradish

https://twitter.com/UFC/status/789297966364385280

BISPING VS GSP CONFIRMED @ 206!!!

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>>72036446

but Dana is still working

>>72036446
too many numbers in the url, not convincing

>>72036366
The order hasnt been finalized, dummy. How new are you?

>>72036472
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/789233080590565376

Aerial confirmed it here

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>>72035434
Nah, I don't Schaubpost. I just admire Schaub's marketing and fighting abilities.
>>72035870
Yes I am white. I'd be down to watch 205 and have a mini-/heem/ meet-up.

>>72036385
Yeah it sucks. There aren't that many episodes left though

>>72036217
My head instructor is a brown belt. A 4 stripe white belt would be able to teach someone who has no experience like you, a brown belt is more than sufficient.

A good purple belt can easily teach beginners

>>72036579
>Irish jiu jitsu

Does edson barboza have the most symmetrical physique in the ufc

if Bruce Lee was still alive and wanted to fight in the UFC what is the biggest meme match you could make with him?

>>72036743
Alex Caceres

>>72036200
Quite honestly a perfect fight. This is something I'd show someone who hasn't watched MMA and was cynical about getting into it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=683Z7S3LDyY

NOBODY can take that left

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>>72036789
>the vast majority of them are by kicks that never work in real life

clockwork

>>72036825
the kicks are so fucking OP in that game man

>>72036432
i would rather gouge out my eyes than watch Swedish comedy

is nate diaz's body what you get if you do only mma and jogging and no lifting?

>>72036900
mexicandurance

>>72036295
Lodz is such a shithole, nothing there except whores and thieves.

>>72036010
"I feel a little bit UFC used my name for make this fight"

Oh yeaaaaaah because Khabib's name sells more tickets than McGregor's name.

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>>72036958
that's not what he was implying at all retard

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Piana Bless this thread and all Schlaub posters

>>72036968
Is it really a surprise people lack basic comprehension here. They only hear what they want to

>>72036933
Karolina will steal your semen AND charge you money for it !

>>72036743
Punk, Conor or Artem

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>>72035490
Goodbye Bigfoot, I will miss you

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>>72037008
It's mostly the conor nuthuggers and shitposters that selectively deny reality to prove a point of theirs
Again, not really a surprise
I'm pretty sure the autist trying to be a ruseman by calling everyone poor and the one who won't shut up about Conor are the same kid

>>72036775
kek

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>>72037042
that juicehead will be missed

>>72037074
I bet you this type of face somehow scientifically ensures the least damage

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>>72037074
>>72037157

I could take any here to a controversial split decision that would make fans argue the outcome for months after

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so what is /heem/ doing for freaky friday

>>72037243
your nan

>http://www.celebheights.com/
Which one of you made this site ?

>tfw showing my casual friend Rivera v Lineker

Top 5 p4p can crushers:
1. Michael Page
2. Cyborg
3. Mighty Mouse
4. Joana
5. Khabib

>>72037490
No Ronda ?

>>72036614

I guarantee you dont train

>>72037243

semening to jessa rhodes

http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-casting-for-an-octagon-girls-reality-show-102116

I'm not mad at this

>>72037725

Arianny is getting the axe, this time not to her face.

>>72037799
she's going to the big saudi yacht in the sky

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who is your favorite strawweight fighter?

>>72037490
1. Fine Mickey

>>72037725
no men allowed to try out?

>>72037725

How about ring banterists or ring comedians?

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>>72037490
Reminder to spar with a t-rex three times a week minimum

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>>72037937
Joanna "Qt striking goblin" Jedrzejczyk

>>72037980
Is it me or does Conor have that familiar ''I'm so gassed out I'm about to die'' look on his face?

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>>72037990
nice ''''''''''power''''''''''

>>72037990
when she walks forward with that dead fish look in her eyes is terrifying

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>>72037937

lol sage northcutt literally can't even dunk

>>72035833
gi is useless

would defo sign up at tenth planet bjj its the only bjj thats legit

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how is he so based?

>>72037243
Fucked a nice Polish chick in De Wallen, had a couple drinks, got a bag of assorted fried shit from Febo, and now I'm chilling in my room shitposting on /heem/.

Solid evening.

>>72038038
>not eating at least 3 gis per day

ate a gram of hash and now im toasted. trying to watch fights but it feels weird. i guess im not a real fight fan

>>72038026
source

>>72038052
>>72038052
>artem if we sleep with you will you please introduce us to McGregor
>artem please stop taking pictures with us
>just hide your face girl

>>72037725
about time

current ring girls look like cheap hookers

>>72038052
Those are literally wigs on mannequin heads.

>>72038095
Ring slags are literally just strippers in most other promotions.

>>72038052
No way in hell do his arms reach far enough to take a selfie.

bisgod

>>72038117
I dont care about her profession I just want to see smth beautiful and hot

All my friends always ask me why with the whole USA population UFC chose these dirty slags.I'm pretty sure they will find some nicer specimens

bisgoat the natty king

>>72037999
Arms at his sides, mouth wide open. Looks exhausted. Still gonna be tough to beat him without the reach or chin of Diaz.

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>>72038120
>artemselfie.jpg

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>>72038089
his twitter

>>72038103
lmao i was thinking the exact same thing

>>72038227
he literally dunked it almost though

far better than jones even though sage is like a foot shorter

>>72038026
Isn't he a manlet though ?

>>72038262
about 6 feet
probably can't palm it

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>>72038262
>>72038267

>>72038259
>>72038259

>Almost

get this guy outta here

>>72038277
How the fuck is he a lightweight ?

>yfw 205 has 8 fights that could headline fox cards
>206 has a good main even and then all prelim based fights

they should move khabib to 206

When will they learn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rC6LoYDGs

>>72038286
long neck and small(width wise) frame

he would be 5'9 if his neck wasnt so long

put can he do the sage flip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q6n5NE6Cb4

>>72038300
you saw that pussy run. shaq was gonnap ut that nuclear to him

in all seriousness, Nate is a credit to manlets everywhere, and an all around real nigga

>>72038325
He really is, crazy for such a short man

who wins wonderboy vs woodley? don't be racist.

>>72036090
>No never.
ok so then you don't know shit about anything

Go away WME

Sorry Lorenzo

Stun Gun's injured and out of Belfast.

>>72038395
Wonderboy unless Woodley gets that one HEEM punch. Up to Thompson to control the range on this one.

>>72038468
Mousasi vs Hall II is the new main event

Pretty hyped

>>72038487
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/10/21/13363116/gegard-mousasi-vs-uriah-hall-2-to-main-event-ufc-belfast-with-gunnar

Source

How many bings and bongs till bellator prelims?

>>72038487
Hyped for a mousasi lay and pray

i'm not desu

>>72038498
Well shit, hope Gegard redeems his loss and doesn't get memed KOed again.

>>72038498
I hope gegard gets heemd by a meme kick again. Would be hilarious to hear him cry about it.

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This thread now belongs to His Excellency the Most Honourable "Natty Goat" Mikey Bisgod.

>UFC 204: Michael Bisping - My Destiny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s

>Failures of "The Count" UFC champion / Michael Bisping Losses in MMA Fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TkL9wJdbXc

>Bisping BTFOs Vitor
https://is.4chan.org/wsg/1476735991695.webm

>>72038508
27 bingers

official list of my boys:


Bisbing
Gunnar
Artem
McGregor
Dodson
Maia

>>72038518
It will be hilarious to hear you cry about me fucking your mother.

>>72038547

go home you paki cunt

>>72038526
BASED BASED BASED BASED

MICHAEL
THE COUNT
BIIIIIIIISSPIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>72038561
I'll paki your mother's cunt with my dick

>mousasi
>wants money fights
>wants relevancy
>gets uriah hall

>>72038485
A horrific ufc event held in newyork last night resulted in the death of tyron woodly after receiving a brutal kick to the head.

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>>72038653
>he gets heemed by Hall again

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>not peeing in the sink

>>72038661

maybe seeing his brother-in-law get heemed by Romero will awaken some reserve of hidden power

>>72038693
>peeing in the same place you wash things you put in your mouth
>it's also way higher up than the toilet

seems not only smart but super convenient too

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Is there any chance Uriah Hall meme kicks GayGuard in the rematch?

>>72038702
Feels good to do something wrong.. like shitting on the bedroom floor

>>72038720

Not possible because Gegard is becoming a memester himself and those two forces cancel out

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>this new MPV interface

>tfw 6'0" and have a 79 inch reach

I also would have to fight at 170. Should i go for it?

>>72038746

no you thick yank cunt

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B A S E D
O
N
E
S

>>72038788
G O A T
O
A
T

>>72038788
I hate this tainted supplements meme

>>72038541
>Artem
shit
>Gunnar
>Bsiping
meh

assess yourself

>>72038801
I just wanne see anthony tee'ing off on jones really fcking soon

>>72038823
>implying Rumble won't get SUCCed by DC again

What fight outcomes would piss the most people off at 205? I know Alvarex by first round heem/ lay and pray decision would do the trick, as well as a Woodley one punch knockout.

Guys I'm so fucking bored, what do I do? No vidya satisfies my urges for spicy heems. Help me

>>72038840
Khabib and Woodley winning in a dominant fashion, other ones would please at least half of /heem/.

>>72038847
Bellator is starting now

>>72038847
https://mobile.twitter.com/joerogan/status/789598427638222848

Just 2.5 bongs

>>72038847
>No vidya satisfies my urges for spicy heems
I just got done trashing up fools in the Witcher 3 bareknuckle circuit.

>>72038840
Mj ending khabib's win streak via fluke knee

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>>72038840
>>72038853

Alvarez by wrestlefuck (somewhat likely to happen)
Woodley by r1 KO (small chance of happening)
MY BOY Khabib by dominant UD (will happen)

yeah, faber is the typical Xtreme 90's kid. I cans see him now, jumping over an uptight teacher with a skateboard and then taking a sip of his capri-sun as he lands just in time for school to get out

>>72038863
>yves edwards and joe schilling

Meh. Better than schaub, but not as good as edgy brah. Oh well, I'll tune in.

>>72038860
>>72038863
Oh, cool. Thank you lads.

Where's the Bellator prelims streaming from?

>>72038889
Faber can't skateboard tho

Checkm8 atheists

>>72038873
Be careful

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BELLATOR PRELIMS ARE ON LADS

>>72038914

http://bellator.spike.com/live

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>why yes i DO watch Bellator

>>72038840
Surprised nobody mentioned Yoel KOing Weidman, specially with his roid usage and already having a reputation for being a dirty fighter.

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>he watches the UFC

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Anyone gonna be on heemspeak/discord for the fights tonight?

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>the UFC

>>72038937
Yea, id be upset if jamal wins that fight

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>>72038988

>>72039002
>Koscuck
>whtie
wew

THAT'S A COORS LIGHT

>>72038835
Is there any way to defend from DC's SUCC?

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>McGeary vs Davis happening November 4th

30-27 Garcia

>>72039095
read the OP goof

>>72039055
BUD LIGHT THE PERFECT BEER FOR WHATEVER HAPPENS

BUD LIGHT RAISE ONE NOW

>>72039111
unless you already have

>>72039111
>read the OP goof
lmao good one

>>72035527
i have mixed feelings about that lmao

>>72038801
I quite like this tainted skin cream one

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>Octagirls without make up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmndilvDf9Y

Also, manlet BTFO yet again

Post yfw UFC will be full of literally who's in 2 year's time

I know black people can't help but choose a nickname with "chocolate" in it but when it's "Chocolate Thunder" it sounds like you're having a major crap attack

>coral springs

>>72038973
I am

>>72038019
i love this cryptojew.

question: how do poles feel about joanna's jewish heritage?

very close round

not sure how to score that one

10-9 Rainey?

Should I watch Lellator?

>>72039264

Yeah, it'll help tide you over until RDA/Ferg

>as soon as i stop trying to get a fight for HEEM 1 all these so flo niggas start posting about their location

ur all shook

>>72039281
nigger stop reposting other ppl's riddles

fuckin leafs i swear

>>72039281
Conor Mcgregor

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>>72039257

she's a jew?

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>>72039299

>>72039299
It's Tyron but the DC at the end is supposed to mean something and no one got it so he reposts it

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20-18 Rainey

>>72039332
great stoppage

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>>72039281

>>72039281
Tyron Woodley Nigger

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>>72039257
>>72039305
She's not a jew, she's pretty devout Catholic

Maybe she has some jewish heritage down the line but so does almost everybody here

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>>72039356
>so does almost everybody here

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>>72039345
I fixed up the coloring, took me five five minute rounds in paint

>>72039365
Original looks better desu

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>>72039356

KIKE'd

>>72039363
Better than 1/64 Cherokee and 1/8 negro

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>>72039365

>>72039356
what are your thoughts on makowiec?

>>72039373
The gaps in color give it straw like texture kind of

>>72039389
My 3rd favorite cake Tbh, one of the best things about christmas

>>72039391
Yeah, was going to say the same myself. At first glance it seems nothing more than a simple piece hastily constructed in paint, but upon closer inspection it really is a work of true art.

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30-27 Rainey
Each round was very close

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what did he mean by this?

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>>72039434
gooby

want mcgregor to win and then retire on a high

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>>72039446
gooby

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>>72039356
>MFW someone reposts my oc

I wanna buy a pug pupper, what should I name him?

>>72039470

Abomination

budd is about to fuck this bitch up

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>>72039462
Goobinhio

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>mfw adan was a paki near me

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>next fighters are in the ring almost immediately after the preceding fight is over

I like this a lot
Why doesn't the UFC do this

>>72039443
>>72039281
>>72038811
>>72038960
what did he mean by this?

>>72039470
artem

>>72039470
Hitler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus&list=LL7ww3-T_D1dF7ZwjUuP3V7g&index=15

>>72039480
>anyone getting fucked up in a WMMA fight

>>72039470
Artem

>>72039495
"Please pay attention to me"

>>72039470
>pupper
You should name him Le Narwhal and get 6 million upvotes from your pals on reddit

>>72039507
>being a casual

>>72039406
what are the first two? how can something be better than makowiec? it's the perfect pastry imo.

>>72039434
He's talking about being a father obviously ffs

Can you not into subtext

>>72039434
Some sort of cuck porn