Exclusive investigation: England manager Sam Allardyce for s

>>71510483
SHUT IT DOWN

>>71510483
JUST

>>71510483
OUT OUT OUT THE FAT CUNT

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>International soccer is a front for global corruption and Big Sam wants a piece
Not exactly breaking news

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here we gooooooo

>During Allardyce’s meetings with the reporters he also criticised his predecessor Roy Hodgson, dubbing him “Woy” and saying that he “hasn’t got the personality” for public speaking;

On Prince Harry:

“Harry’s a naughty boy. He’s a very naughty boy, very naughty. He shows his bottom and all sorts.”

TIME TO GO SAM LAD

looks like hes drinking a fucking pint of wine hahaahaaha

I love how our media went out of it's way to stitch up our own manager, fuck me.

Player agents and shit needs to be looked into though. Can't believe agents earn millions every year, and it seems wrong that some agents of players are also agents of managers, shit like Mendes are so blatant in what they do

>>71510773
>this damage control

go to bed sam

Can someone explain to a thicko what this all means though.

Why is third party ownership such a big deal?

>>71510809
Because it's against English rules to stop shitcunts buying up loads of young players and earning tons of money off them if they become good, like what happens in Portugal etc

>>71510763
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

There's not a chance he'll actually lose his job from this right?

I like Big Sam.

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FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT FAT SAM OUT

>>71510809
because it's banned by the FA and FIFA

stops players being held to ransom by an agent or other third party

>>71510827
>Because it's against English rules to stop shitcunts buying up loads of young players and earning tons of money off them if they become good
chelsea_loan_army.jpg

Are you really surprised with big sam

>>71510836
he's literally selling the service to bypass fa rules as the england manager, hes done

He explained how people get around the rules. I think this is a bit weak

>>71510836
He might keep it because he didn't go as far as the bribing stuff like they suggested, but this is pretty serious for him. He's undermining his employers and telling people how to get around their rules for money

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Also

TACTICS TIM IN

We finally get a decent England manager and the media go out of its way to stitch us up.

The premiership is fucked because of money we all know it as fans.

Why not go after the big games that take full advantage of how fuck up it is

>>71510864
he stitched himself up though

>>71510864
At least they didn't do it a couple weeks before a major tournament this time

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JUST

>>71510809
He's discussing taking money in exchange for helping someone circumvent the FAs rules.

Literal corruption, mate.

>>71510773

Sam has always been corrupt, was in the 2006 panaroma documentary for accepting bungs. He's also a shite manager who should have never been given the England job, showed how out of his depth he was in his first game saying Rooney can't be dropped and plays where he wants (and not using Rashford). He's basically been good at Bolton and that's it, at West Ham it was David Sullivan buying all the players

>>71510483
Back to some shitty championship side you go sam you dumbfuck. You'd think he's earning enough money to not do dodgy shit like this

>>71510864

He's not a decent manager at all, has no business being England manager

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>I SHOULD BE ABLE TO OWN A SLAVE PLAYER IF I WANT TO YOU FUCKING COMMIES

what a goof!

he just got the job too. LOL

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>Fackin Wheeler Dealer man will become England Manager within the week

>Favourite for next manager is Harry Redknapp
>hurr Sam is too corrupt

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who the fuck is going to be our manager then

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JUST

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Nigel "ostrich" Pearson in

I seem to remember a story about him trying to pressure Ravel Morrison into dropping his agent in favour of Big Sam's. Can't be arsed looking it up.

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>>71510949

Having read the article, it seems more that they just want to nail him with quotes about people than he himself breaking the law. I mean fuck it, he's an adult, he should stand up to his own opinions of people. The FA is a bunch of crooks.

However, I wouldn't be surprised at all if they fire him to save face, and hire fucking pardew or the available Steve Bruce...

WE'RE JUST GOING TO GET SOMEONE WORSE

>>71510962
It's probably true, so it's true, cheers for the info.

>>71510864

Sam, you're a fat fucking fraud still dining out on signing Jay jay Okocha about 20 years ago.

Slaven Bilic?

>>71510483
He got caught doing dodgy deals with his football agent son in a sting about 10 years ago, so this is not surprising or very interesting

Steve Bruce for England manager

>>71510980
It definitely feels like something that could be true.

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inb4 resignation

>>71510975
>It was reported in The Observer that Morrison was recently invited to a meeting with the agent, Mark Curtis, to see if he wanted to become one of his clients and that pressure has been placed on him by Allardyce and West Ham's captain, Kevin Nolan, to accept the offer

Egland should get bielsa as their manager, even though I know you won't. You guys have the players for his autism tactics.

>He's unironically drinking a pint of wine

Worst part of it all desu

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>Redknapp is made manager
>JAMIE Redknapp
>Whitehall and Corden his assistants
>Freddie gets to be ball boy

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100% win rate, greatest english manager ever

he deserves a pat on the head desu

It's Moyes time!

All joking aside, the ONLY person for the job right now is Gary Neville and you all know it.

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>>71511005
>JAMIE Redknapp

wrong one

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Based Eddie literally when?

>>71511026
Or just higher a foreign manager who's actually good

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rate my OC gents

>>71511026

Gary Neville couldn't coach the defence for icelandic set pieces as assistant and was a massive failure at Valencia

>>71511039
>higher

just get Gascoigne as Manager

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>>71511042

>>71511059
>entire team and Gazza get sent home from World Cup after 2 days because they all got drunk and smashed up a hotel then robbed a KFC

>>71511059

Probably wouldn't be that bad, Argentina gave Maradona the job with an experienced assistant

>>71510959
wouldn't mind le ostrich man, although he would probably refuse to play by the rules and fail to field players with lucrative sponsorships.

>>71511072
That was basically the Danish game plan in '92.

>>71511042
I'm stealing this

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>>71511027
>Louise Redknapp: England Manager

Yessss

>>71510763
>replace someone who's just been uncovered as corrupt with a guy we know is corrupt

meh I guess there wont be any surprises and he plays the same drab lower mid table shitty football Sam does

>>71511080
Why? He's doing fucking awful at Derby and he's a nutcase

>>71510864
>We finally get a decent England manager
my sides are in orbit, is this what englel fans actually believe?

>>71511030
>90s_boyband_member.jpg

>>71510962

that little chav cunt was never gonna amount to anything anyway, so who cares

>>71511109
It's what retard TalkSport listeners believe

LE GOOD OLD FASHIONED HOOFBALL XDD BRING IT HOME LADS! NO NONSENSE!

Jamie Vardy player manager

>>71511116
>Ten managers

Who we got?

>>71511119
thanks for the insight

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Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you the new England manager

>>71511119

Worked for Greece in 2004 get Otto Rehhagel in, he's used to winning 1-0 with shit players

Klinsmann was interested before they hired Big Sam.

>>71511132
Probably most of the British ones. I could see Mourinho doing that, Mendes is his agent.

Pulis 1000000% involved.

I think Eddie Meme wouldn't do that, nor would Klopp or wenger

Pardew absolutely guaranteed.

>>71511147
>Eddie Meme

He signs literal shit like Lewis Grabban for 8m, there's no way he isn't skimming a bit off the top of that.

>>71511150
Absolutely

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Laurent Blanc time

>>71511142

3-5-2 would be a disaster with English players, they're too pleb to make it work

It'll be Steve Bruce. He was already interviewed for it.

>>71511160
Eddie Meme reminds me of that kid at school who was too scared to go the shop at lunch break or not do his homework. can't imagine him getting involved in this kinda stuff.

Mark Hughes and Pardew are probably in on it

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>>71510716
>On Prince Harry:
>“Harry’s a naughty boy. He’s a very naughty boy, very naughty. He shows his bottom and all sorts.”

WTF! I thought this was some joke you made up but he actually said that, what the fuck that pint of wine really went to his head!

>Bring in some temporary manager until end of domestic season
>Throw money at Wenger when his contract expires

Can see FA doing it desu

Thanks Big Sam for taking over the headlines.

Now people can stop caring about fucking Cycling and I can continue cheating through TUE.

t. Sir Bradley Wiggins

>>71511182
>sign a manager who's been notoriously weak in European knockout competition

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>Miss me yet?

Just kidding, he would have taken the money and offered you 75 % of his asshole

>>71511177

Another one who won't drop Rooney

>>71511145
No, he has his American mission to finish

>>71511192
made for england

>>71511193
He's an utter delight. I'd love to see him back in the headlines, but I bet he's enjoying the Chinese paychecks too much, and good for him.

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how does he know about prince harry?

>>71510483

In the scale of football "investigations", this is absolute shit. What have they got, fat sam saying, 'yeah, it's possible to get around 3rd party ownership in certain countries.' Fucking wow, you could ask any manager that question and get the same answer.

David Moyes might be available soon.

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announce gary neville

>>71511193
>Implying he cares about money

Sven was my nigga. Just banged every woman his power could attract.

>>71511216
>In the scale of football "investigations", this is absolute shit
Well it is the Telegraph.

That paper has gone to shit in recent years.

>>71511132
Pardew 100%

>>71511216
Well he agrees to take £400k per year to teach people how to get round it, which is pretty bad

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>>71511184
Wiggins is a lucky bastard.

>>71511229
DAMAGE CONTROL MODE

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This guy is available btw

>>71511216

Don't care really just want him out, he picked the exact same team Hodgson would of picked and got the same result. We will be out at the group stage if he's England manager

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>>71511226
>Svennis
>Caring about money
Pick two, Jeeves

>>71511132

Pardew
Pulis
Brendan
Howe
Hughes
whoever bought McCormack for 16 mln
somebody from Watford
Dogleash for buying carroll, henderson, downing
Dyche
Bilic

>>71511193
>gets paid 4 million a year to fuck about as England manager
>slays dat Ulrika Jonsson pussy for the bantz

top lad

>>71511242
I'm totally on board for having a meme manager for a while. Hodgson and Allardyce are so boring and mediocre

>>71511242

you'd have to find his underground bunker first

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>reminder that England were literally defeated by a dentist

felix magath for england

>>71511175
We are too pleb to make 4-4-2 to work

In all honesty USA's model of having a director of football who in charge of not just the national team but the whole system from grassroots up is exactly what England needs now.

It doesn't need to be a big name like Klinsmann, use an assistant who worked under someone like Fergie or Wenger who will aim to bring attractive football the fans want and young talent who are technically able to play it.

Give him a 10 year contract and see if you are any better off at the end of it, in all honesty you can't get any worse than getting beat by Iceland so give it a go, your football is a calamity at the minute.

Worst worst case bring back Hoddle and tell him to keep his mouth shut

>>71511249
Would be lovely if Dyche was involved. Anything to blemish the reputation of that piece of human garbage.

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He's available you know

>>71511274
Klinsmann is shit. I hope he takes the England job and we bring in a real American like Bob Bradley.

>>71511268
[cheese intensifies]

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>Telegraph outs Allardyce, Pulis, Bruce, Pardew, Warnock as cheats
>They never get a job again

I'd get a lifetime subscription for their paper if that happens

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>>71511267
>the english
>defeated by good dental hygiene

Absolutely based!

G U U S
U
U
S

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He's available you know

>>71511274
If you want to destroy England that sounds pretty right.

They already have all the infrastructures and kids want to be football players, the only thing they lack is a model other than physical development. Maybe even a model in general, but I can't think of anyone who could have one.

And also they need to be poor, that's the only way you end up making the right decisions. There's no way outside of England a club can spend 50M year after year in frauds and still be in first division.

>>71511297
>colin
>ever getting a job again anyway
he turns 70 in 2 years

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next england manager lads

>>71511362

unironically solid upgrade

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ITS TACTICS TIME

>>71511362

>cropping out the black man

racist bastard, i hope the media whips up a storm about this

>>71511362
Someone post disappearing Tim

So he lasted one international break?

That's gotta be a new record.

Klinsmann in.

Roy Hodgson is available

RAFATIME RAFATIME RAFATIME RAFATIME

talksport are getting in to the story now, if you want to hear what the united jew gimp has to say on the matter

>>71511441
Rafa has always been great in knockout tournaments, he'd unironically be far better than any English manager

>>71511441
>>71511452
No you fucks I want him at Newcastle

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Neville btfo, has this manlet got any dignity left?

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GUESS WHO'S BACK

BACK AGAIN

>>71511166
>>71511145
>>71511142
>>71511242
>England will unironically get another old british brave lad hoofball faggot instead of one of these actual managers

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Could he fix England?

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>>71511441
>>71511452
>>71511465

>People unironically talking about Benitez.

>>71511478
>actual managers

Good joke.

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>implying he's getting sacked

>>71511491
Benitez is far better than Hodgson or Allardyce or Pardew

>>71511479
Pretty pretty good

>>71511442
cundy trying to excuse Sam now based on the idea sam might not have been england manager at the time

>this thread

>people unironically rate Klinsmann

>the same Klinsmann who has no concrete tactical plan and chokes to small teams like Jamaica and Guatemala

>>71511502
That doesn't mean he's any good. Just not as bad as the rest.

>>71511465
calm down amerilard, yedlin isnt going to achieve anything even with rafa helping him

>>71511479

But why a cape?

>MOUYES TIME BABY!

>>71511479
Yeah, I reckon Larry David would do a better job than fat sam

>>71511512
But he's got a foreign name!

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Get him in, no more of this English jobs for the boys

tfw there are LITERALLY no good English managers

>>71511518
I've never cared about Yedlin tbqh

>>71511531
>>71511547
the sun has always been trash that has actively gone out of it's way to derail the England team for some reason

400k is a lifetime of carvery in fairness

>>71511512
But American players are really really really bad

>>71511531

Graham Taylor was the same thing as now over 20 years ago, an English meme manager with no experience of winning major trophies at the highest level

>>71511557
>No English manager has won the PL

Who even is the most successful English manager? I guess Bob Paisley or somebody

>>71511576
he gets a few million a year from the FA

>>71511572
this was a telegraphy investigation

>>71511577
This is true, but Klansmen also fucks around and plays people out of position.

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in that exact outfit

>>71511587

Bobby Robson who managed in the premier league and England were actually good under him in 1986 and 1990. Unfortunately he's been dead for years

>>71511589
not anymore

>>71511598
His feet and lower legs look surprisingly healthy.
With alcies and druggies I always expect to see those parts being black or scabby

>>71511598
>a sun journalist left a can of beer outside his house so they could get a picture of him picking up beer to put in the paper

Why are our media such pondlife scum lads. Just leave based Gazza alone

>>71511577
Yeah but our mls based players are still better than the 3rd world players who at best have an mls benchewarmer or two. We shouldn't be losing to teams we've never lost to before and that has happened under Klinsmannn who plays people out of position, makes the players practice yoga rather than outline the tactical plans and has us play hoofball when we're down 2-0 in an important game.

>caught on video in the east abusing the position you gained through english football

England World Cup 2018 confirmed?

>Sam Allardyce will never again speak to a man with a GoPro on his head

>BREAKING NEWS: FA sack Sam Allardyce amid recent reports of breach of player transfer rules, Wayne Rooney to take charge in player-manager role

>>71511577

not really, Klinsmann just doesn't know what he is doing. he takes a bunch of average players with some notable exceptions and doesn't make them better. and Pulisic will probably be really good

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>>71511648

>>71511650
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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We need to pull worselves together, dust worselves down.

There's only man for the job

>>71511495
the question isn't if he's getting sacked, it's whether he does time

>>71511650

This might be the only way to get Rooney out of the team if he drops himself to focus on shouting on the sidelines

'ARRY WHERE ARE YOU

>>71511650
It will be Sammy Lee.
FOOTBALLS COMING HOME

>>71511650
>BREAKING: Rooney announce first decision he makes in charge will be to bench himself until the 80th minute after witnessing the difference the tactic made against Leicester

>>71510809
Because that third party will pay some small amount of money for the rights to a player and have full negotiation rights for that player. They'll take their cut of course, and if a team in a country that bans third party ownership would have to pay an extra fee to the owners so the player can have full control again. See the Falcao and earlier Tevez and Mascherano to West Ham.

>>71511668
>out of the team
>player manager
he'll play himself as No9 and have Kane at 10

>>71511465
>implying he cant do both
do you even Football Manager?

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>>71511674
>Always two there are, a master and an apprentice

>>71511665
[collapses from february onwards and attempts to renationalise elmo as english intensify]

>>71511431
100% win rate

no goals conceded

>>71511665
>another spineless "le honest football" yes man
I should bet on him right now

I thought it couldn't get more embarrassing...

>>71511624
It's really fucked they spend so much of their time mocking a guy with some pretty deep-set problems.

>>71511689
>name himself as the sole striker in the squad
ftfy

>Over the coming days the Telegraph will detail how:
The assistant manager of a high-profile football club accepted a £5,000 cash “bung”
Ten managers were named by players’ agents as taking bribes to fix player transfers
Two well-known managers discussed becoming ambassadors for the same fictitious firm as Sam Allardyce
Another high-profile manager admitted his players broke FA rules by betting on their own games but he failed to report it
A senior figure at a Premier League club helped undercover reporters to formulate a plan to bribe managers

I"m rubbing my hands so quickly I might start a fire

https://twitter.com/bbcsport_david/status/777932917528035328

David Ornstein Verified account
@bbcsport_david

Understand Sam Allardyce is to be sacked as @England manager after Telegraph investigation. Craig Shakespeare is to be interim manager.

>>71511748
by the way all of these are Pards

>>71511547
>those potential managers

fucking hell

>>71511748
>Ten managers were named by players’ agents as taking bribes to fix player transfers
RIP EPL

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lads

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>>71511754
>Shakey
ENGLAND CAPS FOR DRINKY/ALBRIGHTON/MORGAN/SIMPSON/GRAY/CHILWELL/ENGLAND'S BRAVE ROBBIE HUTH

>>71511754
:)

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>>71511748

SAM EATS CRISPS WHILE HAVIN A SHIT, PASS IT ON

>>71511748
>A senior figure at a Premier League club helped undercover reporters to formulate a plan to bribe managers
this one will be really fun

>>71511786
>Mahrez and Okazaki locking eyes in that look of relief/celebration
<3

>>71511797
Nothing wrong with that

>>71511748
please involve Pardew, I hate that cunt so much

>>71511797
SAM EATS SHIT WHILE HAVING SOME CRISPS, PASS IT ON

>Sam Allardyce sacked as England manager following Telegraph investigation - Mourinho to be offered job by FA

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37263921

RIP English NT, we barely knew ya.

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Can he meme us the world cup?

>>71511748
Oh man, it's gonna be great.

>>71511807
don't you have to put your blind downy to bed, Katie?

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>>71511802
It must be the Jew

>>71511825
RIP implies there was something left to die

>>71511797
SAM DRINKS THE LEFTOVER GRAVY AFTER A SUNDAY ROAST, PASS IT ON

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>>71511748

>>71511835
Jews use their big noses to smell trouble and stay far away from it

>>71511835
i dont think itll be that senior, maybe an older player or assistant manager.

>>71511824
>mourinho
too obvious

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He's available you know

What's Sven doing these days? He was unironically Englands best manager of the past 30 years.

how funny would it be if this all somehow ties back to Joey Barton's autobiography?

>>71511835
>implying he'd be caught

>>71511883
>What's Sven doing these days
coke orgies with Thai trannies

>>71511835
no way, he's too smart

https://twitter.com/England/status/780498346620362752

>@OfficialBigSam has resigned as @England manager. Gary Megson will be appointed as his successor

OH SHIT

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>>71511748
But we were on spee while this happened.

What a time to be alive.

>>71511881
i'd unironically be happy with that desu

>>71511835
Not a chance, Levy is way too clever for that. I bet it's somebody at West Ham.

Henry Winter @henrywinter

Talked to a few FA people tonight. Allardyce is in for a painful inquisition starting properly tomorrow. Touch and go whether he survives.

https://twitter.com/henrywinter/status/780536962998538241

one some level I feel sorry for him. The West Ham stadium shit is 100x worse corruption but nobody would risk their kikebux investigating that

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I've always rated Dowie

>>71511911
looks like mike bassett here

>>71511933
ACTUAL LEGIT TWEET ALERT

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He's available you know

I hear that Alan Curbishley is available

>>71511923
Oh god, if west ham take another punch to the gut this early in the season it would be glorious!

>>71511936

FOUR FOUR FUCKING TWO

>>71511935
Would he give up his regional sales manager job for this? I have my doubts.

>>71511933
>Touch and go whether he survives.
...what? I thought he was going to be indicted

THE WETURN when?

>>71511936
>ricky tomlinson is 77 years old

freaked my nut

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give him the job

How does the English NT do it.

THEY ALWAYS PROVIDE SUCH BANTZ

ALWAYS

ITS FUCKING GLORIOUS

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he's available you know

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>>71511952
PUT YOUR BUNG AWAY MISTER

fake twet -- Big same has bine poot in JAIL by the polece and is now on the runn from the poliece and is running away to the CARVARY haha

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There's so many dodgy deals it's disgusting.

>my current club derby county getting cucked by sam rush and his agent consortium he used to work for.
>signing literal shit players for a lot of money just because they are represented by some shill
>we were one kick away from premier league
>mfw we are 22nd and scored 1 goal at home all season

>>71511991

What does Andy Garcia know about football?

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IT'S TIME FOR HIS GLORIOUS RETURN

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TRAP FOR ENGLAND

>>71511881
Actually not a terrible idea

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>>71512016
take it back

>>71512032

The Master of Long Ball Football

YES!

>>71511966
Doesn't sound like he has done anything illegal at all, just unethical

>>71511512

Finally, someone else sees through the fucker. Its only a matter of time before someone exposes his tactics and performs a ME7IC0

>england

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Is he, dare I say it, available lads?

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It's about time guys, after all it is the current year.

>>71511910
>>71512034

>le command no respect autist man

would be terrible senpai

>>71511541

I mean, if you want to play hoofball the right way look no further.

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>>71512045
>The Master of Long Ball Football
THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN FOR THE JOB

AND THAT MAN

IS JOHN BECK

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He's available you know guys

>>71512054
he's telling the journos how to evade bans imposed on third party ownership by the FA and FIFA

that's more than unethical

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THE KING
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.
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HAS RETURNED

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He's available.

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he's available you know

>>71512086
nah it's like tax evasion vs tax avoidance

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you know what the right choice is. You're not a filthy racist, are you?

>>71512064

https://youtu.be/ePGgHqUnRJg

Every time

>>71512086
theres nothing at all in there to suggest how he's telling them do it it is illegal, so it's literally just unethical

We should just bring back Glen Hoddle lads. Surely everyone has forgotten what he said by now.
It wasn't even offensive in the first place 2bh. It's good to have a man with strong beliefs.

I'm available.

>>71512105
would be excellent to finally have a black manager in the biggest job in football

>>71512087

>Junior Lewis is 42

Make it happen

>>71512120
Hoddle would publicly come out and say Sturridge's and Wilshire's injuries are their own past selves' fault

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DO IT FA

THINK OF THE EXTREME BANTER

>>71512070

Davids was a complete failure at Barnet

>>71512137
>sexual assault allegations in 3...2...1...

>>71512137
WATCH IT CHRISSY!

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Figure I'll post this detestable fat bastard

>>71512157

OOHHHHHH!

>>71512137
can you imagine a Mick-Pards double penetration management team. The fucking bantameter will break

>>71512137
>wild eagle laying eggs

>2016
>news paper/website actually does some real journalism

literally sitting here shocked out of my mind

Nigel Clough just for the memes.

>>71512021
remember when he was linked with literally every available job in the bottom half of the table

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lads....

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Unironically this man

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He'd have the Knighthood in the bags lads

>>71512186
investigative journalism is the one redeeming feature of the British press

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>>71512159
>detestable fat bastard
Obligatory response.

>>71512189
It seems Curbishley is allergic to places outside of the M25.

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Is he, dare I say it, available, you know?

>>71512201
he'll intentionally sabotage england

>Brian Clough rises from the dead and takes the job and leads England to World Cup glory

I'm sorry....But what the reporters have done is entrapment. They should be sued.

>>71512186
Usually the sun just tries to find out if a manager/player has had an affair

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It's time.

Let's stay on our feet.

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Hello england i've heard that you are looking for a new manager

>>71512244
that's only for law enforcement you dolt

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>>71512143
She's literally our only hope

>>71512276
He's actually a good manager though

>>71510716
kek top banter

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he's available, you know

>>71512131
it's a shame trevor benjamin already has caps for jamaica, he's only 37 so i'm sure he could still do a job for england too

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...actually, this wouldn't work.

Rooney would get him sacked for banning tomato ketchup at meal times.

>>71512318
>BREAKING Adebayo Akinfenwa given surprise England call up