Cardinals @ Cubs official gamethread

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go cubes

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Time to undelete all the carbs memes.

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What did they mean by this?

Fun fact, Any three of the six starting pitchers of the Cubs could go to the South Side, and be shot by one of the roving band of White Sox fags. And we would still have at least one ace pitcher in the rotation.

How cool is that?

>literal umpball

baka desu senpai

dont care, baseball is gay

>>71494311
Explains why you're here then

Looking forward to:
Wining tonight to clinch the season series
Winning the WC
Beatings the nubs in the NLDS (You know its going to happen)
Winning yet another NLCS
Putting #12 up at Busch

Pic very related.
Putting #12 up at

big game for the cubbies, most wins since 1935 if tehy get it

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>>71494558

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>>71493942
>Marlins being salty

about to be 7-3 at Wrigley

Cubbies are pretenders if i ever saw 'em

I actually don't mind Jessica, how do y'all feel about her?

>>71493942
They're trying to get their dead pitcher the Cy Young by merit he's dead as opposed to what he's done.

And they'll get away with it too.

>>71495574
you're an asshole you know that

So many good games and ESPN's airing Redsox Yankees on Tuesday omg

>>71495811
And you can't refute what I said, nor will I try to refute you. Which in fact makes me supreme asshole who is right by saying that.

Red Sox will fucking own this team.

We know exactly what Lester can throw and we will launch bombs off him.

>teams with awesome seasons
rarely make it to the show, let alone win.

>mets 23-11

I'm a mets fan and it doesn't seem like that many, but i guess all the losses have felt bigger because of the situation

gonna miss David Ross

holy fucking shit!!!!

DINGER
ROSS DINGER

you know what fuck it Ross deserves another championship, go cusb

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>>71496468
>>71496497
Are you guys delayed or something?

>>71496520
well considering everyone is probably watching on different streams, it's not like its unheard of

also the WatchESPN stream is always like 1 minute behind

Why the love for Ross? He's been on the team for only 2 years and he's batted like .200

>>71496596
Red Sox fans

>>71495556
She's fine, she doesn't say anything more retarded than anyone else would say and doesn't draw attention to herself.

october 4th is too fucking far away

>Jason Heyward has 3 less home runs than David fucking Ross

>>71496722
>Jason Heyward has a starting position on a world series bound squad

i laugh every time

>>71496722
>Jason Heyward is having a bad season at the plate
Thanks, this has only been said every fucking time he's played.

>>71496576
Fowler stole third

I don't know why but the rise of stolen bases in modern baseball makes me irrationally angry

>>71496146
I can't wait

>>71496832
t. shaking in his boots

Grandpa with a homer in his last regular season home game.

>>71496832
>>71496849
>implying the Cubs are a meme team

Safe as fuck, don't bother challenging

>>71496520
Most probably, a lot of people watch on streams that are streams of streams. So you have at least a minute delay depending on what site you're using.

I think the worst was a football game that was on TV and I checked a stream o see the delay was 6 minutes.

bad play dave

>>71496934
scrap this i thought he was called safe at 2nd

Love the replAy system

>tfw safe

Man if cards somehow find their way into the wildcard and win it, the rematch is going to be spicy

Fuck what was that swing

>>71497022
Yeah, they'll probably lose 3-1 again

LOL I'm watching the Bears getting raped by my Cowboys. It makes me feel better

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What does missing the postseason feel like?

>>71497149
What's the deal with da burrs? I only follow american football during the super bowl.

>>71497149
Burrs will win, still a lot of football to play

>>71497225
A shit ton of injuries and they weren't going to be a very good team in the first place

Fuck overturning shit like that

>>71497212
I dunno, ask the Giants

We're getting in and killing the mets

>>71497285
t. someone who would love it if it were in favor of the Cards

>>71497327
Giants are lucky that the Dodgers series isn't going to matter so i doubt they use all their starters

>>71497149
I'm pretty sure the Bears are just giving all their energy to the Cubs so they can win it all this year.

We just got to make sure the White Sox aren't faggots and find way to siphon it away like they did with the Black Hawks during their latest playoff run so they could start 21-10 before it all ran out they went into the basement where they belong.

>>71497426
Don't kid yourself cusbfag, White Sox fans are much more amiable and preferable to you fairweather fucks.

>>71497486
This. Sox fans are typically Indiana white trash but they do stand by their team.

Cubbies fans are nu-male cucks who vote liberal every fucking time to show off how tolerant they are to their wife's son

>>71497401
Dodgers should take Monday through Thursday "off" and try and crush the Giants.

Winning the west and keeping your division rival out of the playoffs - sweet

>>71497486
>the worst franchise on earth consistently sells out even when they're shit
>fair weather
Kill yourself retard

Ross getting like 100 ovations today, chill out

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>>71497525
Sox fags detected. Try not to sabotage us by stealing our mojo like you did with the Blacks Hawks earlier this year. Also, not getting shot when you go to Guaranteed Rape Stadium or setting off black riots against police.

>all this narcissistic bullshit on the day of Jose Fernandez's death

Fuck David ross

>>71497598
It's not Ross' fault that a dumb spic killed himself on a boat at 3 in the morning

>>71497586
I'm a methinals fan though

>>71497628
Your average shitcago cusb fan everyone.

>>71497525
>but they do stand by their team
Have you taken a good look at the empty seats at the Cell?

Jesus Christ the whos are so fucking delusional it's unbelievable

>>71497628
>>>/b/

I wanna see Kershaw vs. Lester so bad

>>71497598
>Implying it's not Fernadez who was selfish in thinking being a retard and getting taco ass killed would mean everyone would give him a moment of silence and not support their own teams.

I bet you fags think Fernandez deserves the Cy Young when the only thing of contention he did for that is die.

Can someone please tell me why an eternally shit tier backup catcher deserves this much adoration? Fuck this old man.

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>>71497670
Almost as bad as Minor League Guy speeding under the influence and killing not only himself but his innocent girlfriend

>>71497746
This is what we're talking about. Fucking spoiled brats.

I can't wait til the Cubs suck again.

>>71497746
>>71497809
>all this asspain because Grandpa endeared himself to Cusb fans
Go ahead, do everyone a favor and kill yourself

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>Tardinals with RISP

>>71497746
>shit tier
>Hasn't seen Boss Ross throw down cocky base runners who are half his age.
Eat it fagets, when the Cubs win the ring, it will be Chicago that he will remember the most and not the Red Sox.

Don't forget it was also with the cubs that he pitched two scoreless innings. Just because he wanted to do try it.

>>71497925
The guy you're replying to is probably a cubs fan

>>71497999
Probably not, Cubs fans like Ross

>>71497872
Ffs he's only been with the team for 2 years. He's not even a lifer. And he's had a shit career. You cubs fans must have the lowest of low standards.

>>71497925
Oh shit he threw out a couple runners and PITCHED two innings? Wow nvm better retire this guy's jersey, he totally earned it.

Fucking idiots, don't even bother (YOU)ing me

>>71498039
just kill yourself already man

Bears made it a 2-score game btw

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>>71498039
>Being this butthurt that Ross is putting up career record numbers in his final year and consistently out preforms our main starting catcher.
>And that he'll remember his times on the Cubs the best because they were lightyears better than all the other teams he's been on as a journeyman catcher.

>>71497925
>when the Cubs win the ring
you won't even be alive when this happens, faggot

This is what happens when you go 108 years without winning a ring. You start cumming your pants for shitty backup players, desperate to find something to be proud of and cling to in your franchises awful history. I actually feel bad for cubs fans now.

It's honestly so pathetic I hope the cubs win a ring this year just so we never have to put up with bs like this ever again.

>>71495556

Can't listen to a woman call baseball.
Can't listen to a woman call Football.
Can't listen to a woman call a sport that doesn't have an actual woman playing the sport.

Her voice is pleasant and she doesn't get all fee-fee, but male spaces, just like women spaces should be respected. No go zones.

I guess it really doesn't matter anyway, because once we become a majority Mulsmi nation all that hard worked for "equality" will be tossed out the window and they'll be back to covering themselves up for fear of getting beaten.

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>>71498175
Yeah that Red Sox run was really forgettable. I'm sure it's barely a faint memory in his mind and he'll always be known as that one Cubs catcher that was 0.1% reason for a team's success

>>71498188
I don't intend to go to South Side or OD on meth within the next 2 months. So I, no I will be alive.

Stay mad.

>>71498252
When the cubs win the world series. That image is going to be replaced by Ross lifting up Lester. And the Red Sox will fade back into oblivion with you ruing the day you fired your GM and let us have him.

Who cracks first in the postseason - Lester or Hendricks?

>>71498249
Go back to /pol/

>>71498234
t. buttblasted faggot

>>71498234
>I honestly hope the cubs win a ring

You're not a cardinals fan my man.

>>71498267
>thinking the cusbs will win it this year
lmfao they're going to get swept out of the NLDS by the mests

Been getting umped all fucking game.

>>71498422
>umpball
Okay faggot

>>71498353
>Implying the NEETS will make it out of the wild card.

fuck what a great hit

>>71498331
Buttblasted at what? A shitty team that has accomplished literally NOTHING since the ottoman empire existed? Just stop dude. No dignified franchise would do this shit. I'm literally cringing at all this David ross dick sucking.

>>71498350
I'm honestly scared for cubs fans. They're just so delusional at this point. There might be a mass suicide if they don't win this year.

>>71498485
nigger we got ump'd HARD out of the 7th inning with a wide strike call

they want cubs to win this game bad in front of the home crowd

>>71498524
Yeah you should kill yourself

>>71498527
Shut the fuck up, every team gets umpballed and complaining about it is retarded.

>>71498558
the point of the game thread is to discuss the game. Stop being so triggered anon.

can't wait to pound your ass in the NLDS.

>>71498594
Umpball is the pinnacle of retardation, anon.

God I hate the entire Chicago fanbase

I hope Trump has all of those degenerates gassed

>>71498689
What's funny is the Tradianal get so much positive umpball and retardedly good luck that they act shocked when things go against them even once.

Fuck Heyward

I hope he has a horrible injury trying to make a catch

>>71498775
This is also retarded unless someone looked at each teams strike zone for the season

>>71498792
Your hate only made him a shitty hitter. Fortunately he's a god tier defender still. So it's still worth him being a free out.

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>>71498702
I hope Trump wins just so his supporters can finely learn what a bunch of losers they really are.

Kek these threads are fucking hilarious

I didn't know you can review this

i've never seen umpball so bad

>>71498957
What's the rule? It definitely hit the knob of the bat but it could've also caught his hand

What a weird innning

It's 2016, why do we still have in-play bullpens?

>>71498915
>smug Pepe

You have nothing to be smug about though

>>71498975
How? It's entirely possible the ball hit his fingers and the bat

>>71498938
The Bears might be shitty but at least their football team didn't leave their city the first chance they got. Add to the fact that the Cubs poached their top players in the off season and they might not even make the playoffs, the Methinals are more pissed off than usual.

And I'm pretty sure that and the Cuban deciding to use a high speed boat to sleep with the fishes instead of playing for them also adds to the fun.

I don't even mind these ESPN guys, but the Cubs bias is unreal. Literally haven't said one good word about us.

>>71499072
>us

>>71499072
>us
Does Matheny let you use your phones in the dugout?

>>71499064
It hit the knob of the bat, and not only that it was so fucking obvious.

>>71499068
I know, the entire Methinal fan base has been shitting their collective pants the whole season.
>>71499072
Tards fans

>>71499068
Nobody cared when the Rams left. Anyone who isn't underage B& was far more butthurt when the (football) cardinals left.

If you're going to insult us, at least do it right. Pathetic.

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>>71499100
>hurr durr we us

My team then, does that satisfy your autism?

>>71499052
>nothing to be smug about
We just booty raped the division you used to ass blast for years. It's gonna happen next year too. and next year and next year and next year.

>>71499103
t. tardinal fan
I don't know how you could tell that it only hit the knob

>>71499138
Nothing can satisfy a Chicagoan's autism

Meh idc anymore, it'll depend on the Reds series anyway. can't win 3 out of 4 there we don't deserve shit

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>Wrigley field claims its latest victim
I love our bullpen's location. Both because of how it kills visiting outfielders and the bullpen play a game of chicken with line drive foul balls.

>>71499127
>Nobody Cares
This damage control

>>71499165
Nothing can satisfy a Missourian's meth addiction

>>71499141
>division titles
>worth bragging about

Lel

If you guys win a ring this year, then you can talk all the shit you want. Hell, even winning a pennant is an accomplishment. But by celebrating a division title you just out yourselves as perpetual losers who have to blow their load at the first sign of mild success because you know how little it happens. Like a beta attaching himself to a 4/10 who took pity on him because he knows it's been two years since he last nutted and so he has to cling to her while the alpha skips over her because he knows a 9 is right around the corner

Just keep taking, this guy has no control

>>71499208
From downstate Illinois friend :)

>>71499127
>naming your football team the same as your baseball team
how retarded can one """"""city"""""" be?

>>71499194
Not damage control, the 8 people who cared about the Rams leaving are the lowest dregs of St. Louis. Probably Ferguson chimpout people.

Cardinals please lose
t. Mets

>>71499237
Truly a Methinal at heart

dat glasses qt

>>71499250
Are you retarded? The Cardinals were in Chicago before the Bears were.

>103

holy fucking shit

>>71499299
>is a Cubs fan retarded?

Is the Pope Catholic?

>>71499326
I'm a Cubs fan too though, anon.
Cardinals are the oldest and worse franchise in the NFL, they're only bad because they were based in Chicago

That was outside but whatever

Awful awful umping all game and we hit like shit with RISP

>>71494558
You forgot losing a 3rd world series to Boston

>>71499299
That's irrelevant. The fact that >you decided to keep the name Cardinals despite already having a fucking St. Louis Cardinals team exist is pretty fucking dumb.

>>71499367
Don't worry lad, revenge comes in the playoffs.

St. Louis plays its worst playoff baseball when it rolls through the regular season (see: 2004, 2015) and its best when it barely squeaks in (see: 2006, 2011)

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>>71499218
LELLOLOLELELOLOLOL
EPPIB COMEBACK XD

>>71499450
>this level of mad

>>71499402
I'm a Cusb fan you dunce, and you're just trying to shift the focus from how you got called out for being retarded

>>71499450
I fucking love Orbit 10/10 best mascot

>>71494558
>Wining tonight to clinch the season series
Tradnials can't even do the first thing on their to do list. I'm hoping your outfielder snapped his ACL.


>Cuban Americans in charge of not being selfish and trying to steal the spotlight.

Good thing Grandpa Ross hit that dinger and got people stop pretending they cared about some castro catcher who decided to kill himself in a boat and not what they came there to do. Celebrate his best year yet in the MLB.

>>71499544
we still went 6-5 at Wrigley my autistic friend.

>>71499514
>generic green fuzzy monster #9 is the best mascot

>>71499404
I'm sure if you use some meme magic bullshit, Madden will allow Monty to pitch one game just to injure whoever your hot batter is to knock him out the series like they did with Holiday.

>>71499597
6-4, dumbass

>>71499597
We went 6-4 at Bush league stadium. Looks like we have the advantage.

>>71499497
Of course I knew that the football Cardinals originated in Chicago. When a team moves, they oftentimes change their name, especially if it would make perfect sense to do so like in the case of the Cardinals. But the meth-poisoned water in St. Louis must have made the team's owners decide not to do that.

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>mfw the tardinals lose the watercloset

>>71499859
>watercloset

What did he mean by this?

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Methlouis goes 2-4 against the scrubs during crunchtime in the playoff race

>>71500063
if the jintz and mess werent so shit the tards would already be buried

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I gotta get some water. This thread is making me parched.

>>71500134
Come to the General

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>>71500009