/wcoh/ Semi-finals: Canada vs. Russia game thread

>de gay

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stream pls

>>71457029
>Georgia

russia please win

easy win for us

HOKKEI

>is Canada elite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5s5rWHxruI&feature=youtu.be

I want Russia to win.

What you drinking lads? Crabbies here

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>mfw bergeron and marchand hold ovechkin down while crosby takes a shit directly into his windpipe and he chokes to death

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>>71457162
cheapest energy drink :-DD

Will this be the game Stamkos finally scores?

>>71457050
post it and ill report you fucking finngolian autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdpRn0GJKMM

>>71457214
no, he'll score an empty netter in the final game

WEBER PLS SCORE

>>71457214
>Stamkos is only 26
What the fuck? I thought he was way closer to 30.

hello when is finland play???

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>>71457268
that's what happens when you're an 18 year old NHL starter. you're an 8 year veteran at 26.

>>71457285
finland has canceled its hockey program

>>71457285
sorry binland only real hockey nations allowed

>>71457253
Mfw Tampa has a half dozen guys with goals in this but Stamkos has 0

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>>71457285
finland..............
u already..................*sigh*......... lost.........

>>71457285
all fucking finns must fucking hang

>>71457317
>>71457285
>hugaduhugda that's all folks

>>71457285
finland doesnät care about hockey

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>>71457317
>>71457319
oh...

>old sodomizer cherry
kys

>>71457370
is okay you still got
>bulju
next year sweden finland will bring team together and beat Kanada

who here actually wishes for a POCCNR win just to see don cry because his gud tronna boys lost?

>>71457370
>>71457368
>>71457348
>>71457321
At least all your countries have hockey teams

>>71457411
'no'

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based don

>>71457411
obligatory

music from Mad Max, right?

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>finnhaters

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i came here to fuck

hockey now ?

sidney crosby and alex ovechkin best players????? lel

Laine > Ovechkin

Prove me wrong (you can't btw)

who /europe/ here?

>>71457439
>don_cherry_assassinated_live_by_finnish_madman

Why do they act like Crosby won those things on his own? He plays for fucking Canada

>it's a shitty rendition of the sovjet anthem

>>71457471
Ovechkin>Laine
Proven wrong

Ovie looks like a 45 year old who's into wrestling with polar bears and heavy drinking in between matches

>>71457461
>austria

Why is it th Russians never were suits?

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>>71457458
>all these blue jackets fans
is this, dare i say it, our year?

>putler or disgusting leafs

hardest decision of my life

>I can multitask YouTube stream and /sp/ on my phone now
Android 7.0 is awesome.

>Leaf song
lmao

>>71457515
>between
>not during

>we shart in mart for thee

>>71457517
>suicidland.

>>71457412
we have a team m8

we're just dogshit lmao

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Russia

>>71457473
Yes

>>71457511
fug!!

Russian anthem >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kanada anthem

not even a contest desu

OH
RUSH-EE-DUH

>let's go not-canada

>>71457515
>implying he hasn't
Ovechkin is truly the heart and soul of the NHL

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how short is this coach?
was there a soviet famine while he was growing?

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2:10 AM here

ez win for Russia

>le bearded toothless meme man

Cringe. Ugh.

The 5 th game (deciding) of pesäpallo was a beauty today. no wonder finns prefer it over ice hockey to be honest.

>>71457520
they do wear suits
tracksuits

was firmly behind russia until that rousing patriotism from leafs

good ol ontario boys

>>71457574
Jesus Christ, that man is tiny

It could've been TNA vs Canada but we have this instead

>>71457520
adidas make suits?

>>71457574
Putin is average height in russia

>>71457565
true. Only few countries can battle with based Russian anthem.

>>71457585
no fun

Who's at the game?

>>71457574
not sure if you are trolling, but aren't the other dudes just standing on the bench?

shouldve played better then desu

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>>71457565
Not a very fair comparison. The Soviet/Russian anthem is easily the best in the world and it's not even close. Canada's isn't terrible though.

>tfw can sing O Canada without accompaniment but can't for Star Spangled Banner

no tinted visor for ovi?

>>71457617
>man

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>>71457628
Don't talk smack, Putin is only 170cm

>>71457660
for >>71457618

>>71457584
>>71457582
hello my russian friends, where are you from? tennessee here :3

Weekes is a fucking ass lmao

>>71457679
Western lies

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>>71457523
not untill FLigs puts up 25+ goals

Wait is datsyuk not playing?

>>71457665
If he ever gets to the Stanley cup finals he should wear that dope blue visor or the mirrored one

>>71457162
Beer
as if there is anything else too drink for hockey

>>71457679
>fennomanlets

>>71457685
Saint-Petersburg

Why do people choose to sit behind the benches?

>Stamkos matched against Kucherov and Namestnikov
Please no one get hurt

>>71457523
No.

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>>71457574
>manlets

Hockey is Canada's game.

>>71457700
no

>>71457685
Cheboksary

>>71457720
Hello fellow Östersjö citizen

Those Russian whites are so slick

I want russia to have an early lead just to make this competetetive

cindy btfo

im gonna go for canada so i can be right for once

>>71457724
""""""atmosphere""""""

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

KUCHEROVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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>>71457736
Yes, but all 7.4 billion of us are Canadian

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New level of comfy.

Can't wait for Russia vs Team Europe it is gonna be epic

>>71457843
same desu x

>>71457843
sorry but there's no bronze medal game my friend

>Canada back in the box
Here we go again

meester please

The gulag threat is working wonderson them ruskies

>>71457739
Never heard of it but from the pictures on Wikipedia (and the weather) it looks pretty comfortable. Spring and Summer must be wonderful

pp russky

>>71457879
noice

>slav powerplay

>>71457879
Can't wait for the deam-meme team to raise that gary bettman drinking cup : ^)

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>>71457840
>not playing it off your tv

Will Ovechkin ever win a serious thing in his life?

Russia looked better 5vs5 than 5vs4 wtf

>>71457887
I hate weather here, I plan to move to Moscow soon

GO RUSSIA

>>71457936
this is the max lvl of comfiness
Sadly I can't do it without waking my gf
FML

>>71457936
why do you have your TV mounted sideways on your wall

>bongs

worst PP ever

>1-7 in face offs
ra si ya, i...

>>71457887
Rofl, is there a lot of russians cities you've heard about?

Scaaaaaaarrrrrr

SCAAAAAAAAARRR CANADA

SID THE KID
I
D

T
H
E

K
I
D

>>71457936
>not streaming cbc through vlc on your tv with hdmi

SLAP ME SILLY SIDNEY

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>Team NA is gone
>This tournament even mattering anymore

It's over. Just give Canada the meme trophy and let's get back to the NHL.

Crosby is elite

>canada wins again

WE DEM BOYS

You need some
>finnish goaltending

Sid the Kid!

C U C K C U C K C U C K

Oh shit Canacucks gonna be unbearable now

>>71457971
fuck your gf man

Well that was fancy.

0 - 1, crosby

S I D

I

D

>>71457879
Don't be a fool Finnland, the Knights of Merkel will avenge you against Sweden.

crosgod

it's over

Sorry GOYS, i'm nervous so much, i cant watch this shit

And it's over.

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FUUUUUUUUUCK

I don't want to see >my Bettman Owl team face Canada in the finals

>>71458007
this

Cyka debily blyad'.

dat juke

this shit will end 4-1 to kanada

russia is ded

see you tomorrow

Russia has taken some advises from Finnish defense

>>71457971
just send her to bed.

>>71457982
Not particularly, and I've only been there once (Omsk).

FUCK MY BOIPUSSY SIDNEY

>>71458053
this

BASED

>>71458030
ever woken up a sleeping gf? I rather watch it on my PC
That shit is deadly lad, be careful with such actions

Oh, Sidney is on fire.

Crosby would get a shit goal like that

>SHE SAID ILL THROW MY SELF AWAY
who /qotsa/ here?

>>71458054
>Russia defencemen

A+ dive there

>Canadiscipline

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>>71458089
>not waking gf up with surprise sex

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>>71458089
>ever woken up a sleeping gf

>>71458064
she already is in bed but living room is next to bedroom

>>71458089
Ur gf sounds like a bitch.

>capcha was tennis courts
>I picked two football fields
>success

lmao@these diving faggot pussy russhits

enjoy your pooperplay

yeah another russky pp

chewbacca to box

Wonder how it feels to be Sidney Crosby. He's basically a half god.

>>71458089
>not waking your gf with a surprise bj

>>71458089
stick your finger in her butt

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>>71458122
that will be the plan after the game or during intermissions

Why is Burns so ugly?

>>71458141
>looking like a teenager in puberty forever

nah I would skip that

>>71458089
sounds like you enjoy femdom
who cares about your gf just watch hockey man

>>71458141
yeah, in canada

>>71458127
So is mine but My gf is a heavy sleeper I guess.

Bob doing work today.

>>71458211
She's heavy alright.

Subban would have burried that

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>>71458141
it must be hard always fighting incestuous feelings
it's probably why he's so tough mentally

Wew. I thought Russia was the team with the PP

>poccnr pp
hwo can you be so heckin bad

>>71458238
kek

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>>71458248
>the right one looks like sid

JUST

>left one could get it tho

>>71458248
P A K S U

>>71458248
she looks too much like him, weird desu

>>71458261
They are 0 for 10 this cup.

>>71458261
you thought wrong. They haven't scored in pp in this tournament.

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>>71458211
>>71458127
>all these people with gfs

>>71458248
MY DICCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

UUUUUHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

watching the game on the couch with the gf and the cat x

>>71458248
PAKSU
A
K
S
U

Fuck, Russia is playes in powerplay like shorthanded.

Daily reminder that this is the only time in history when Canada was shitting in their pants, and noone will ever do this to them again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFt9B35p0EQ

Ovechkin needs to watch Laine highlights to see how to get open on the PP

>>71458313
>having a cat

>>71458248
PULLUKKA
U
L
L
U
K
K
A

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>>71457216
plz leave 4chan forever pleb

SportsnetVerified account
@Sportsnet
Jacob Trouba has requested a trade from the Winnipeg Jets http://sprtsnt.ca/2cvlBzk

>Jest

>>71458344
>not having a cat

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>>71458322
in russia, powerplay kills you

>>71458350
Post em for the boys

>>71458360
Lmao

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>>71458124
this man knows the dangers

>>71458130
this women works for her own money and actually contributes a fair share to our living and financial situation so she deserves the sleep

>>71458149
see >>71458122

>>71458211
Feeling happy for you , would love that for myself

>>71458292
don't give up bro, one day you will have a hockey gf too whom you have season tickets for your favourite team with

>>71458238
TOP BANTZ

>mfw gf and 4 chan shitposting is more entertaining to most than this russian pooper play

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>>71458366

>>71458350
She watching the game at Chad's??

>>71458360
Did his tracksuit get tossed in the shower too?

>>71458323
>Demitra
DELET

>>71458323
>tfw demitra is kill

>>71458372
Nice blog

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>Stamkos scoring

Never ever

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>>71458361
I have a dog

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>>71458323
>Demitra

Stammer plz

Cyкa блядь.

>>71458360
Spoiled brat. Fuck em. Wonder if jets will trade for Islanders Hamonic.

What team markets towards injuns and dirt worshippers?

>>71458323
Demitra had a tough life.

>>71458323
RIP

>>71458350
>caring about news from a gf you fuck every day
wouldnt you rather it were a cute girl you havent fucked instead

>>71458417
Thats a good dog

>>71458423
We need forwards we're good on D

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>tfw Demitra is funeral since 5 year ago
Time sure flies ;_;

>>71458431
Would you rather be cucked by a wife or a gf? Which one is most pain? Been married for three years btw.

So, Bulju for MVP of tournament?

NO 5-ON-5 ALLOWED

>>71458344
>not having a cat

kitters are literally the most comfy pets to have
they are arrogant assholes who mostly take care of themselves but still show some affection for you

>>71458408
thx for taking your time reading it Laine

why are the PPs so bored this game

>>71458417
i like both desu

How do they make the ice white

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>>71458417
cool dog what brand is that

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crosby is smooth tonight

>>71458455
A yak sure doesnt

>>71458453
Hamonic requested a trade to Winnipeg last season. Appearently his dad isn't doing well and he wants to be closer to home. Could happen.

Why would Murica open a black history museum when all the dindus are rioting and killing innocent people in every town and city?

Canada winning this easily. They have to suck for 20 minutes straight for russia to score.

Real human beeen

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>tfw jest are going to undersell trouba to toronto

gonna nab him for pennies on the dollar cap this

>>71458481
they mix the water with jizz

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>>71458409
>>71458420
incoming

>>71458490
Could just be a coincidence.

>>71458431
>news
nudes lel

>>71458468
I'd choose being cucked by a gf but I havent had a gf in a while cause I dont care about exclusivity
what would u choose

>>71458490
Because most Americans wish they were black.

>>71458488
that reference flew right over my head :(

>>71458481
They educate it.

Just give us the meme cup already

>>71458498
>Pancake ass
Did she take that pic at Jamal's crib?

>americans and finns know their places
>canada has a close one goal lead
>no kippers

pretty good thread

>>71458489
he rescinded that request a long time ago

>>71458516
>71458516
He needs his flow back, it's no coincidence those were his best years

Tortorella should be the head coach of canada.

just to give the others chance to win sometimes

>>71458489
He rescinded the request months ago and his dad is dead

stamkos sure is a sniper hahaha

>>71458498
>those dimples

Want to make a pool of cum in them.

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>>71458477
Dogs love you all the time and you can train them to do cool stuff

>>71458483
Cocker spaniel


This is her as a pupper

You think Stamkos just goes in to the locker room and screams between periods?

>>71458550
International coaches barely do shit

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>>71458516
As I was saying:

>Stamkos scoring

Never ever

Are Russians white?

>>71458525
Why would you be proud to be black? Your whole race is addicted to crack.

>>71458567
Canadians sure as hell ain't

>>71458498
NORMIE FUCKING DIE

>>71458567
The white ones are

>>71458455
It still fucking hurts. He was my childhood hero. Here everyone hops in the bandwagon and sucks the dick of Tatar or Hossa or Chara.

I was 20 when he died and I cried for a week.

>Trouba insists this has nothing to do with city/organization. Says Jets are deep right side D and he feels there's a better fit elsewhere
-Darren Dreger

Rip, does Benning overpay?

>>71458584
We have bigger dicks, more smart, and are natural athletes.

refpuck

>>71458585
You would know a lot about being non-white you filthy mongol.

>>71458567
Canada is pure white

did russia hide a bottle of vodka in the penalty box?

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This pp for sure

Putin didnt even bribe the reffs. Memeturney confirmed

>more smart
Low quality bait

>>71458606
>More smart
You wish

>powerplay brought to you by

Jesus...

>>71458622
heheheh

>>71458546
I'm aware of that. Most likely because it wasn't going to happen, as Chevy didn't want to trade Trouba. Now this opens the possibility because the Islanders wanted Trouba in exchange for Hamonic.

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POCCNR GETTING BTFO!!!

WHERE DEM RUSSIANS AT???

>CAN'T STOP TAKING PENALTIES

>>71458625
KEK scarred whiteboi can't even quote me

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>>71458622
I'm getting annoyed of repeating myself, but:

>Stamkos scoring

Never ever

>stamkos
ahaha

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>>71458567
Northwest "Russians" are

>>71458622
fucking hell that save

Burns and Doughty are just funneling the puck to Stamkos. Poor guy.

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>>71458622
>ONE TIME SHOT FOR STAMKOS
>HOW DID BOBROVKY GET ACROSS FRO THAT ONE?
KEK.

>>71458558
>Dogs love you all the time
so does my cat desu

he's basically obsessed with me
a real smitten kitten

@71458656
Here's a (You)

Stamkos is cute! CUTE!

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>stamkos trying to score anymore

CURSED
U
R
S
E
D

>>71458674
That man sure loves a hearty laugh, huh?

Stamkos XDD

>>71458612
Statistics show that in the future the very last blonde person will be born in finland, they are the whitest of people.

Might try and make a Trade for taresenko for my fantasy team

Anyone wanna be friends with me on DBZ Dokkan Battle?

>>71458690
Whats the matter ya intimidated by my big black dick ;^)

I made a 30 euro bet on Russia. Fuck russia.

I knew it I shouldn't trust this shithole country since my russian ex cheated on me.

Also fuck this stupid game.

I'm about to put $100 on Stamkos. Has to be like 100-1 payout by now

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>>71458558
I have to confess I'm a lazy pet owner that's why I got a cat
I mean, puppys are cute and cool and shit but I can't be arsed to go for walks all the time and spend a fairly huge amount of time
But I respect every dog owner who raises them well
Except those owners who just let their dogs act like full-time niggers and don't even care
Fuck those guys

>>71458560
>period ends
>stamkos grabbing his bag
>grabs out golden iPod brought to you by Honda, Geiko Insurrance and sponsored by the tampaon Gay frightening
>searches for songs
>Opens playlist "feels related playlist"
>Playlist, 1 song only in it
>Stammers starts it
>"I TRIED SO HARD AND YET SO FAR"

>>71458564
NEVER EVER after he got cloted

>>71458661
Why that age bracket? Is the stat implying blonde genes are slowly dying?

What's Russia's 4chum equivalent again? We need to invite them here.

Thread isn't as good when we can't BTFO them like shoot in malloots and finns in binns.

>>71458706
too bad finns are mostly bald from childhood so it wont matter

>stampost
>stamnope
>stamghost
>stamchoke

>>71458721
I would take that $100,000 desu.

>>71458718
did she cheat on you with a Canadian?

>>71458716
>Muh dick
That's all you have right? No father, no job, no future. Yet it's conveniently the white man's fault every time.

Stamkos just sucks now I wish the Laffs had overpaid for this shitter

This is his last Team Canada appearance.

are there even any russians in this thread? or is it just a leaf circle jerk

>>71458728
http://krautchan.net/

>Chrysler commercials
Do people still drive those big ass Chrysler's in 2k16?

>>71458726
At least Kuch isn't scoring. That would be embarrassing.

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>>71458739
just means we got high testosterone

haha

>fucking Canada scooting around like they're mad to only be up by 1

This could be pretty legendary if russia can plant better / get in on the power play

>3pps in a row
>still no refpucks
The fuck?

stamkos is an ugly crackhead and im glad hes shit now

>>71458727
Blonde hair and blue eyes are recessive genes while dark hair and brown eyes are dominant.
Race mixing will eradicate both eventually.

DON

WAKE UP

YOU GOTTA DO THE CORNER

>>71458775
if u want a good automobile for autoing

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>>71458718
Really?
You got double c.ucked there neighbor-bro

AND NOW
>mfw

GOOD OL ONTARIAN BOYS WITH MEAT AND TATERS
AND THEM SOUL AND HEART KINDA GUYS

>>71458766
it's 3AM here, I'm going to sleep soon

>>71458767
>kraut

That's German.

>shots 27-7 after 1 period

Jesus. It's not even fucking close.

BOBROVSKY IS ON THE CASE!

>>71458794
no homo but I would suck him

>This is High School
is this the leaf version of educating essex/yorkshire/etc

>>71458791
You suck at hockey

>>71458794
>>71458765
>Macedonians

not even once

>>71458815
you didn't go out tonight Igor?

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Night lads. Praying for Canada :)