Time for left (and right) turns
Race on USA Network today
>>69997815
STREAM
tiny
cc
/bsracing
2nd for danica
rolling for winner
>>69997815
42 wins today. You heard it here first.
Buescher finishes last
So fucking hype, can we all agree NASCAR needs more road courses? The "fan vote" on the pre-race show had like 90%+ fans wanting more road courses.
yfw allmendinger takes a massive shit on jgr
go krut
>>69997995
>McDowlel
Would be okay with this tbqh
>>69997995
Hell yeah
>>69997995
Mcgoofball
>>69998052
but muh dale jewnyer dont like dem road courses
>>69998052
Should be 4 road courses.
>>69998095
>>69997995
>>69998111
>95
>95
>trips
>>69998122
>Joonya
>Racing
lmao at his fluke win
>Danica footcam when
Oh baby turn right.
>>69997995
I approve
>>69998052
maybe a couple more but also bring back some short tracks
>implying this would ever happen
>>69998165
Kek wills it
>>69998123
I agree Montreal (would be a dream to be honest), Watkins Glen,Sonoma, Road Atlanta or VIR.
>>69998052
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_auto_racing_tracks_in_the_United_States#Road_courses
We have so many great road courses too. Its a damn shame.
>>69998203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhCZY2WYmf8
>>69998243
I'm saying that there's no barrier to having more road courses now that Junior is very nearly retired.
>>69998122
His dad would be disappointed. Dale Sr. was actually a very skilled road racer.
>>69998235
>>69998052
>The Glen is a sellout
>Sonoma is almost a sellout
>Fans want more Road Courses
>Brian France replaces them with a second New Hampshire and a Third Pocono
>>69998365
>2016
>not unironically worshipping a frog-god
Literally second best race of the year after dega
>>69998123
Watkins Glen, Sonoma, Sebring, Laguna Seca
What is the Finger Lakes region of New York like? All I know is the shitty Jewish favela of Westchester county and the smog/urine smell of the city.
>>69998426
This desu senpai
So whats the verdict on the repave? Better?
I must say though, I did like those concrete strips; they had character.
>>69998497
Its absolutely beautiful. Most of upstate NY is. The city should be a separate state.
>high speed road course
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
>>69998306
They should make the Second Daytona trip into the infield course. Waste of time running the plate 2 times a year. Add in COTA and Road America instead of a second fucking Pocono.
>>69998487
This would be good. I would like them to race on a street course too.
>>69998497
Literally go an hour north of the city and it's totally different. I'd live there if there were more jobs. Amazing driving roads in the mountains too.
t. family from hudson valley
>road course without a whole bunch of paperclip bullshit zigzagging
F1 back here when?
last two are when AJs day goes to shit
why are dirt road courses not a thing?
Essentially NASCAR rallycross. Why don't they even try it? At least the Trucks do Eldora.
>>69997995
He did good on qualifying.
>JGR get windshield wipers and nobody else does
and people wonder why the stands are empty
jgrwinslol
>Joe Gibbs found another bullshit advantage
WELP
Also, what would be best: Boot, no boot, or 2 races: one without boot, and one with boot.
>>69998766
sprint cup cars being too expensive to play bumper cars with I imagine.
This track is intense. With the repave and increased grip, shit is gonna get real.
>six jgr cars next year
>>69998858
Boot sucks desu. The course is perfect for stock cars the way it is now
JGR confirmed for using windshield wipers as movable aero elements
>arca brakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjpp4Nfu7Ow
>>69998914
>this copter camera angle
fuckin cool
>>69999031
gave me a boner desu, also 180mph holy shit
>>69998497
Besides the Adirondacks one of the most beautiful regions of the state.
>kyle getting DP'd out of turn 1
I like the old (c. 2000) curbing in the inner loop, where the right side tires would go up in the air when they would hit it.
Also I wish they wouldn't have paved all the runoff. It used to be that you'd get off course a bit and you were fucked, now everyone goes like 50 feet over the curbs and it's fine. I know it's a safety thing but still.
>Dinger using up his equipment early in the race again
Here comes the meltdown
>>69998759
Never without Tilke Wrecking the identity of the track.
>Austin
>trusting dillbilly to make a right turn
>Autism in charge of road racing
>sneak
>sneak
>Sneak
>Sneak
>Logano going Doorifto
>Autism spins out
This race already delivers
>SNEAK
>sneak
>>69998759
That would require hundreds of millions of dollars in "upgrades" to get it to Grade 1 spec. There would be even more paved runoff areas than there are now.
>autism
>sneak
gordon fucking blows. should have stayed retired
>Sneak
>sneak
>>69998759
>>69999310
You would have to level out the entire track and move all, literally all, of the walls back 20-100 yards from the track.
>ywn turn right with Danica
>Sneak
>one final sneak for the ages
>stream is showing no-commenatry onboard cam during commercials
>sneak
>>69998734
The one other place I remember is Lake Placid which I loved, mostly because it was covered in snow when I went there.
Not much here for me though. I'm planning on moving to North Carolina next year.
what happened i'm stuck in commercials because i have cable like a good boy
>>69999753
Autism can't into road racing.
Jeff slammed into the back of him, >Sneak occurred because his hood is all banged up now.
>SNEAK
JGR engines will blow up today
kek wills it
>>69999753
gordon's dementia kicked in
>>69999877
>Dubs
KEK WILLS IT
>>69999877
Larson will win.
dale jr retires
7 million for turnleft
>Soda Cookies
Can't wait for Indy at the Glen again
>>69999999
>>70000000
rolls for winrar
>JGRwinslol today
>TRDwinslol ARCA yesterday
How is Grosjean running?
>>70000175
COMMERCIAL CAWSHUN
Fuck JGR and their windshield game, NASCAR needs to just go and snap them off
>>70000504
every fucking time
>Commercial caution
>de bris
>DREW BREES
>>70000543
B-but it might rain! :^)
Debris brought to you by axalta
shit announcers
If anyone wasn't watching the ARCA spaghetti yesterday one car wound up in the woods
>>70000815
Why is Gordon commentating? he's pretty quiet today
>>69999988
kek wills it
>>70000858
Eh, it's been done.
>>70000858
>arca in charge of cars staying on track
>sneak
Why is Gordon so shit?
>>70000858
>again
dubs and carl wins
Expanding the Chase field to 16 was a mistake. 10 was the best.
>>70001239
>>70001555
>The Chase was a mistake
Fixed
>>70001555
They had to give Junyah more of a chance to make the chase
I hate Toyota so goddamn much.
>>70001629
>implying he didnt win and get in every year since it expanded to 16
>gimmie
>gimmie
>gimmie
>Gimmie
I'd rather see him win than JGR at this point though
>fag
>fag
>allmendinger
>fag
>not a fag but drives a toyota
Hendrick is dead. Jimmie will never win 7
>>70001713
Except this year though hendrick has been uncharacteristically out of contention for wins.
>>70001713
>implying the rabid retarded klansmen that only watch for Junior didn't go apeshit that year he didn't make the chase
>>70001830
this is the worst feel jfmsuf
>GIMMIE
>Lawlson
>larson
>Lardson
>Gibbs 1 2 4 5 7
fuck this cartel
>gimmie
>The city of Hendrick Motorsport
>gimmie has trouble
>larson has trouble
>stewart has trouble
>gordon has trouble
all is well on the JGR front. really makes you think
>all this gibbs hate
You should fear them. You can't stop them.
>Edwards almost running over his crew
47 pass thru too fast
>FUCKING ALLMENDINGER
[DINGER IMPLOSION INTENSIFIES]
AJs shit luck strikes again
>>70001596
Not out of the track but still relevant
>dinger
The JGR rape train rolls on
GOD DAMMIT
>dinger
>CARL
ALL
THESE
PENALITES
19 car pass thru
tire violation
penalties for everyone!
>Dinger
MOTHERFUCKING WHY
>Le Backflip Man
Well, it wasn't a total loss.
Penalty on everyone
>the goyim know! penalize carl to make it look legitimate!
>>70001830
They'll give him the fix just like they did for the King to get his 200
FUCK
CARL
FUCK WHY
IT DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE THE PIT BOX
>Sneak continues...
FUCKING NASCAR RUINING EVERYTHING SO KYLE CAN WIN
BOWMAN SHOULD BE IN THE 88
Penalty lotto around here
Is Patrick really in second? What sort of bizarro race am I watching?
>2nd and will be leading when lelgano pits
It's happening
I like the goofy pit cycle running order, Danica's gonna lead a few here
After this stop Logano will be able to do the race on one more
>Danica will be leading
shut the fuck up steve
What did AJ say??
DANICA
A
N
I
C
ACINAD
>>70002564
>hating on based Steve
>>70002489
>those feet
Yes please!
>>70002522
ya did good son
>green flag back in the air!
>a great restart for kyle busch!
>kyle busch rockets out in front!
2 0 1 6
>>70002588
Something completely innocuous, but I guess it triggered that commentator.
How the fuck do Penske Fords get so much better fuel mileage than everyone?
>>70002689
What current year is it?
>Danica leading laps
>22 pass thru penalty
>Panica in front
Big one incoming
>>70002688
Lap 86/90
>>70002688
his voice legit triggers me after years of him calling all those truck races that Kyle won
LEL
GAN
O
>lelgano
>lelgano
>lelgano
DANICA LEADING
>sneak back in top 10
>lelgano
>lelgano
>>70002688
>>70002763
COMING OUT OF TURN FOUR
KYLE BUSCH WILL WIN AGAIN
what's with JGR having wipers on their cars?
How the fuck did gordon go from 40th to 10th??
Update on Bryan Clauson
>>70002879
Magic
>>70002875
Some aero hax
>>70002818
She just wants that cheeky bonus point, so maybe she'll finish all the way up in 23rd in points this year.
>>70002875
Just in case it rains :^)
>>70002913
>all those reports that he was upgraded to stable and was awake and talking
>>70002875
The JGR engineers evidently deemed it an aerodynamic advantage
>>70002879
He's that good.
>>70002988
>Sneak
>>70002864
HISTORIC WIN FOR KAIYULL BUSH AND TOYOTA
>>70002913
from the video it looked like he got hit head on on the top of his car as it was laying sideways on the track. that he's even alive is amazing, but prolly vegetable'd
>>70002879
Everyone is pitting, but he pitted early, so he's getting a temporary boost. It's like how Danica won't be leading long, because she'll need to pit soon.
>>70003045
TOYOTA
>>70001830
How did Jimmie get to be a lap down?
>>70002688
>>70002763
>>70002864
>>70003045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaLRjzqxKSU
Reminder that:
>Hamlin is a whiny faggot on a stupid team
>Busch is a talented faggot on a stupid team
>Kenseth is a respected driver on a bad team
>Edwards is the only decent driver on the team
>>70002113
sauce?
Kyle pitted early enough that he still needs two more stops
>Panica in the lead
>DiBurrito and Whitt in top 10
This race is a meme
>>70003251
GAAAAH FUCK THAT COMMERCIAL
>>70003250
Pit penalty and then another pit penalty for fucking up the first one
>>70003180
link to vid?
Just woke up. What did I miss?
>>70003262
>liking edwards
>>70003262
>kenseth
>respected
>>69998497
Wineries, lakes, and tons of beautiful outdoors.
>>69998537
Repave was necessary and it's a much faster course now.
>>70003262
Which busch?
>>70003262
>truex is the only decent driver associated with a faggot team
>>70003405
Penalties for everyone
JGRwinslol
>>70003424
>Implying the Ass of 2014's opinion matters
>>70003262
>respected driver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CBm_VugNYk
>Danica pitting
Will she speed?
>>70002113
holy fuck, did they survived
>>70003398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYL4BFatoMA
>>70003180
I don't know about vegetable but he'll probably end up like Shane Hmiel
>You now remember Clauson's NASCAR career
KWL begins now
>>70003507
He might not be liked but that doesn't mean he's not respected.
Meme-ing aside, this is a good race. Like 4 distinct strategies unfolding. Gonna be pissed when a caution ruins it
(but then we get a bonkers wreck-fest, cuz them cawshuns breed, boy)
>>70003319
>Hisense Cup Series
>Chinese fucking government
>>70003612
Toyotas get really bad fuel mileage. He'd need a ton of cautions to make on one more stop.
Don't forget about the IMSA race starting in a few minutes lads
>>70003262
carl is a fake passive aggressive faggot
>>70003713
>implying there won't be a ton of debris on the track to cause cawshuns
>>70003543
Not good
>>70003729
this. most disingenuous driver in the field. fuck that guy.
>>70003749
are you a wizard?
Speaking of debris cautions...
>Loose wheel on pit road
>Cawshun
>Kryle benefits
HAHAHA WHAT
fuck you hoots
>caution for a wheel WOBBLING DOWN PIT ROAD
for crying the fuck out loud, just grab it!!!! GOD DAMN
>>70003803
so much this. not sure how so many people cant see how fake he is.
Loose wheel on the pits
>Caution for a loose tire rolling down the pits neat the wall.
Wew.
>caution
>for a tire
>on pit road
>with a wall
>caution for a loose wheel on pit road
Caution for a tire that anyone could have picked up at any time.
Sandwiched by commercials
>we interrupt this commercial to bring you the Sprint Cup Cheez-it 355 presented by Sirius XM and Toyota! Let's Go Places!
>okay, back to commercial!
I am getting real tired of all these fucking sprint commercials
i just ate a whole box of cheez its in honor of this race
stream down
>>70003865
We need a new race director
>>70003800
You wasted some glorious dubs for such a shitty bait
>>70003844
check
RIP Stream
can anyone link non-scammy 480p stream please
PUT IT OUT
>>70003916
>>70003915
>>70003910
>>70003898
>>70003876
We're running a business here, not a sport
some Brazilian shitskin probably reported the feed. Damnit
>>70003405
>stream is kill
>>70003886
>>70003803
>b-but the others are real!
they're all fake. At least carl is entertaining and drives hard.
>>70003942
>IT'S 2016
>>70003962
I'd eat Cheez-It like it's crack, but I feel like every time I have even a bowl of it I put on 3 pounds.
>ANOTHER COMMERCIAL
I have to be imagining this
>>70003928
The absolute madmen just did it again
>>70003729
>>70003803
>>70003886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CBm_VugNYk
RIP bsracing press F to pay respects
>>70004018
She's cute af
>>70003299
>>70003516
1988 ARCA Atlanta race. Lee Raymond spun into Don Marmor. Marmor hit the pit wall and had shrapnel wounds, he walks with a limp now but Dr. Jerry Punch saved his life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jmN7NdeAJE
Nukokatze used to be my favorite youtube channel back in 2007 due to him owning rare footage. He was the one who uploaded the Russell Phillips crash.
STREAM:
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/motor/cheez-it-355-at-the-glen-live-stream-august-07
>streaming on youtube
Boogity Boogity Boogity! Back from commercials!
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/vip50
the fuck was that?
>>70004224
http://livetv.sx/en/eventinfo/435207_sprint_cup_cheez_it_355/#webplayer_ifr|458907|435207|458907|124|7|en
this one is ahead
>>70004068
yeah, Kyle chooses to be a whiny faggot and Junior chooses to drown in anxiety and the weight of his dad's legacy.
They all put on faces for sponsors, but Carl believes he has everyone legitimately fooled with the bullshit he's selling.
>WHOA
What did he mean by this?
did they really give the toyotas a caution for this?
https://twitter.com/WGI/status/762376792095227904
lmao fuck off steve her crew chief is shit
>>70004343
What do you think Carl is actually like? I agree he is fake af
Late to the party. Krut P1. Let's go.
>>70004158
exactly. who the fuck does this? the 'fake a punch haha I scared you good, you faggot' move everyone else left behind in middle school
to a teammate, no less
>>70004343
You're mad because he understands that plugging in sponsors like a madman gives him the most money/sponsorship?
>>70004419
his wife looks like a cunt
>>70004403
>https://twitter.com/WGI/status/762376792095227904
As if that couldn't be picked up by a marshall on Pit Road. Give me a break, It's not like this situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyz7c35waDo
boogity boogity boogity, back to commercial!
Boogity Boogity Boogity! Back to commercials!
>>70004211
Jerry Punch is awesome. I think he also helped save Rusty Wallace once
>>70004343
I've actually seen Carl incognito in the garage area and he wasn't much different. He had his usual smile and waved to people he knew.
I've had one industry insider tell me that Denny Hamlin is an enormous douchebag, though.
Is there any good reason why they don't race on the full layout (the boot)?
>CAUTION THIS FUCKING LONG FOR A TIRE ON PIT ROAD BEHIND A WALL
>>70004403
>>70004432
bsracing stream back up
>>70004595
>>70004588
>>70004403
Whew, glad they were able to get that under control, a lot of lives could have been lost in such a wildly dangerous situation.
>danicuck
LEL
danica raped
>DANICLES
LEL (LEARNING EVERY LAP)
>all this hate
Carl's winning today
>danica in the top 5.
Inb4 they rig this for Danica since Chris Buescher won last week.
>manspreading patrick off track
BIG ONE
BIG ONE
>the city of Roush racing
Brad was just on pit road too. Lucky fucker
>bifflel
>cheezits
Rick Meme is garbage
>The favela of Roush-Fenway Racing
NOOOOOO
NO
BIFFLE NOOOO
ded?
CHEEZ-IT IS KILL
HES FUCKNG DEAD HOLY SHIT
>Biffle
>the shantytown of roush fenway racing
>Watkins Glen in charge of modernizing their track
how long is this delay gonna take, 15-20 minutes?
>big contact
What a shitty way to describe a wreck. It sounds okay if two cars bang into each other racing side by side.
De Ja Vu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0FDEc7stNk
>>70004844
>turning it into F! shit
Here comes the track safety bitching
>>70004515
I'm talking personality, mate. His defining characteristic (other than the backflip) is that there's nothing genuine about what he presents about himself. It's offputting.
>>70004419
Not really sure. But I do know that in the few times there's been a crack in his façade, it hasn't been pretty. >>70004158
>>70004894
Too late for that, they already ruined it by paving over all the runoff, might as well widen the tunnels already
No radio communication from Deadhouse.
F
We have this crash every year
>MEARS
>>70004909
Gotta extend the tunnels amd move the walls back senpai
>tfw danica gives him a bj whenever he crashes hard
Was literally wondering if we'd get a wreck like that about ten seconds earlier
>>70004883
I'VE JUST BEEN TO THIS TIME BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE BEAT
AND I KNOW IT'S A PLACE TO GO
>Ricky Stenhearse Jr.
>>70004878
At least one commercial after the wreck commentary, maybe two if USA is lucky. Gotta make sure we've heard about Mr. Robot.
>>70004973
and this year we're gonna have it in IndyCar too!
>>70004960
So he's like the Patrick Bateman of NASCAR racers.
Reminder that Biffle is old as fuck
>>70004883
that one was far worse desu
>>70004883
>tfw Jeff Gordon almost got wacked again in the same place that shorten his Nascar career.
>>70005054
>still the best driver at roush
Rip Roush and Jimmie John's.
Just got home from a family gathering. What did i miss in this race?
Should I watch the first half of the race later tonight?
>>70004883
if mcdowell had gone up another foot he would have gone over the fence and straight into that tree
did jimmie get out?
>>70005127
uneventful, only one >sneak moment
>>70004158
>Chad Edwards
>>70005127
50 laps of JGR leading. you missed nothing.
>>70005191
He's ded
Am I the only one who likes the Flo progressive commercials?
>>70005054
He's also a bit of a twat. I never really liked him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cu9uYVtxdM
You just don't fucking grab people like that, man
Who /missmarcos/ here?
>>70005286
I'm going to have to say yes.
BAN ASSAULT BARRIERS
thanks for oiling down the entire track biffle
>>70005320
here :(
Clausen dead.
>>70005286
I'm genuinely glad to hear that someone enjoys them.
>>70005320
>>70005286
Eh, they're hit or miss
Better than GEICO's at least
What's the penalty for working on a car under red? Start at the back? That seems like it would be worth it. Are they disqualified?
>>70005320
a lot. I wish he would have stuck around, by I understand his reasons for going back to shitposter land
>>70005296
The only person I ever knew personally that was a diehard Biffle fan was my friend's neighbor. He's a drug addiction that would get lost for weeks at a time on binges and relapses. Take that as you will.
>>70005296
>that fear in gimmie's eyes
Kek
Ryan Ellis tweeted that Clauson didn't make it.
F
>>70005501
I love the Biff. Granted I'm from his hometown.
>>70005507
gimmie is a weak cuck
1. Dale Earnhardt
2. David Pearson
3. Jeff Gordon
4. Richard Petty
5. Jimmie Johnson
I think we can all agree on this
>>70005428
His last tweet was thanking his sponsors for his safety equipment
>>70005286
she's a total cutie
>>70005428
shit, its true
>>70005489
Sterling pls
>>70005428
>>70005659
Jesus
>>70005629
>overhyped redneck
>yes
>faggotboy
>ultimate car baby
>yes
>>70005629
1. Darrell Waltrip
2. Dale Earnhardt
3. Richard Petty
4. Kyle Busch
5. Jimmie Johnson
>>70005320
>no more keselowski ambrose shootouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrmc5rE6N0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RACNirS7U4Y
>biffle crashes today
>boris said free pass
>>70005756
>Waltrip
>Top 5
>implying
>>70005203
>>70005235
Alrighty then. I'm rooting for anyone that isn't with JGR and Penske.
How is All Men "Ding" Her doing?
>>70005789
>Boris beats Biffle today
confirmed chump
>>70005629
1. Jimmie Johnson
2. Carl Edwards
3. Greg Biffle
4. Juan Montoya
5. Matt Diburrito
>tfw if the economy hadn't crashed in '08 Clauson would've had a full-time Nationwide ride with Ganassi in '09
>tfw if that had happened he'd probably still be alive
>>70005756
This is b8
>>70005830
BTFO by speeding penalty
>>70005756
t. mikey
sprint cars are dangerous
>>70005428
NOT SO FAST
>>70005659
That was from a previous crash
>>70005507
The speeding lines are getting ridiculous. I'm not for "get rid of penalties, they should go fast!", but it's become overkill. There should be just enough to make sure the drivers stay at safe pitroad speeds. Monitoring it every 10 feet is stupid and helps no one.
Not a dinger fan btw
>>70006074
G-greg please don't hurt m-me
>>70006074
holy kek
>Kahne speeding
Just pull the plug, Rick.
clauson is back from the dead!!
>>70005851
thanks obongo
>>70006081
Just fucking do it like F1 and control the car's speed on pit road. There's no reason for it to be an issue
MRN is retracting their statement about Clauson's death, so either he's not dead or someone leaked it before the family could prepare a statement.
>>70006218
no, fuck off DW
put on your big boy pants and follow the rules
>>70006236
>it's a fuel mileage race at the Glen
Penske wins lol
>>70006274
if they can put digital dashboards in the cars, they can add fucking speed limiters
Clauson not dead...maybe
Looks like Harv is gonna try the "stretch it on fuel and run out excruciatingly close" strategy again this year. Not hype, tbqh
>8 lead changes
>none on track/under green
>>70005683
>have progressive insurance
>they don't send you nudes/porn of flo
erik jones looks like an xbox live squeaker
>>70006369
And then when he runs out he'll try the "wreck everyone else if I can't win" strategy.
>>70006402
he is
>>70006364
finally, a relevant time to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bytdGr9phzU
>>69998052
Sonoma, Road America, the Glen, Circuit of the Americas. COTA in the chase.
Why not?
what happened to the 19 on that stop?
>>70006081
NASCAR already gives them a 5 mph buffer
>>70006345
>because they can, they should
if you're so stupid you can't keep the car under the speed limit without an electronic limiter you shouldn't be driving
>>70006383
That would be a pretty good strategy too.
>>70006236
Probably the latter. Which is the sad state of our media wanting to be the first so bad they disrespect the families entirely.
BIG ONE
>JGR car taken out
YASS
le passive aggressive asshole backflip shill man BTFO
LE BIG ONE
Here we go again.
>in before no one runs out
>NASCAR drivers in charge of not wrecking
>Coming out of the carousel
Come on we JUST did this
>falling for the repave meme
removing the concrete was an affront to God
>>70006383
>ywn be on your death bed after an accident w/ nurse flo taking off her clothes and climbing on you as you pass away
>Lint
JFMSU
CAUTIONS
>>70006462
>>69998052
BRING BACK PORTLAND
>>70006485
so you're saying Gordon, Stewart, Johnson and Busch are all too stupid to drive?
Can you feel it?
>>70006013
All cars are dangerous when driven by humans, can't wait for autonomous consumer vehicles.
>>70006668
BREED
>>70006688
they're not bitching about needing speed limiters in their cars.
>Turning a wheel on a machine
>A sport
I cannot fucking stand these Coca-Cola commercials.
>>70006462
why is COTA so highly regarded?
i hope Tony gets to cuck Shithouse one last time in a hauler before he retires
>>70006712
>Autonomous car racing
Sounds kinda fun, right?
>>70006729
AD REVENUE
>>70006509
Just think of what happens with Wikipedia every time someone dies or is close to dead. Everyone can barely wait to change the thing to past tense.
>>70006712
>>70006772
hype. it a boring shithole
>>70006778
I wonder how ticklish she is
>>70005048
IndyCar uses the manly-man long course.
wikipedia editors are insane
the only faster news source is /pol/
>>70006772
Challenging track. Chews up tires.
>>70006772
all the austin hipsters go to the f1 race and make snapchats about how "lit" it is
>>70006827
Absolutely disgusting. And I mean that.
Morning everyone.
Wew tight turn, noice no more oval circuit.
pls bring back portland
BUESCHER IN THE CHASE
>>70005286
She makes my cock rock hard.
>>70006874
The Boot rules.
The downhill left and uphill right after the outer loop is great.
>>70007025
faggots around the track complain about the noise
RIP in peace Bryan Clauson.
>>70007025
Noise restrictions killed that track for anything except Formula E.
>>70005428
MRN has retracted their report of his death.
Morons.
i like this heli cam
reminder that there is literally NOTHING wrong with Brad K
MEARS
HAPPENING
>>70007067
>Buy a house near a race track
>Complain about the noise
It's like all those people who buy property right next to active railroad tracks, and then complain that THERE'S TRAINS.
>>70005501
>He's a drug addiction that would get lost for weeks at a time on binges and relapses. Take that as you will.
That's half of NASCAR's fanbase.
>>70006236
>>70006364
>>70006509
Yeah, he's probably dead. Unfortunately.
I really hate this age we live in where the media fights to be the first one to report a death. Websites will sometimes post an article beforee the doctors are done working. News corporations profit on death. How fucked is that?
Furniture Row cars always look so weird to me without all the contingency decals
Why wouldn't harvick pit on the last caution if he was going to pit anyway?
Carl Edwards wrecked #4 & #14 in top five mfw when tony becomes the only driver to win at the Glen SIX times
Da fuck is Harvick doing?
>Burrito in 10th
>>70007206
Why don't they run them?
>it's another Brad wins on fuel mileage episode
>through the field
Danica/Flo porn when??
>>70007217
he flatspotted his RF tire after going through the oil and trying to stop coming to the caution. He wasn't sure until the green came out.
so. he just boned his race ~30 laps sooner than last year.
>>70007294
At least the B plot is interesting: is Bryan Clauson kill or not kill?
>>70007229
>almost never DNFs
>finished 6th
>suddenly like 8 DNFs in 12 races
>37th in standings or something
Ah well.
>>70007206
>the cars will never have this many contingency sponsor decals again
it's another
>Gibbs leads all day (bad)
>Penske steals the win late (worse)
race
>mfw I posted this last week too
I'm surprised we haven't had much wheel hopping when getting into turn 1.
>>70007294
>brad is a good driver
>Case of Beers 6th
>>70007206
I'm liking it.
>>70007258
They're a relatively small team and don't have the contingency sponsorship other teams have? Or they run the bare minimum like Team Penske used to.
>>70007214
Pitting under caution puts you at the back or in the middle of the field where you could get caught up in a wreck. Under green he's basically all alone on the track and can run as quick as he wants without having to run in traffic. Also, he might not have been able to make it to the end + possible overtime if he pitted during the caution.
>>70007431
But he is?
>de bris
DE BRIS
>caution for grass
>>70007481
Fuck yeah. He needs a good run to make for all of the bad luck he's had this year.
Landon did nothing wrong
something something weed joke
>>70007529
>fuel mileage babby
>good
pick one
>caution for dirt and grass
MY SIDES
>>70007214
>>70007526
I've NEVER seen Rodney this pissed. and to tweet it during the race? damn.
>NAMES ARE MADE HERE
wew lad
>junyah fan hating on brad
reminder he was all over brad's dick prior to him leaving the shitsville known as hendrick development
>>70007619
Why are all the young NASCAR drivers stuck in 2008 with their swoop da woop haircuts?
>Horseface, Hamlin, kyle
Top three couldn't be worse
>>70007922
As opposed to the JUST cut?
I like Brad since him and Joey are the only things keeping Ford respectable.
>>70007922
right, they should have beards, man-buns, and side parts instead.
There's no way Kyle isn't winning. Fuck this planet
>>70007922
>not living in the heartland of america
>not praying unironically before the race
You'll never understand.
>>70007815
>Brian: I really, really, really like this beer.
>Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>>70007709
Incoming actions detrimental to stock car racing penalty
>another Kyle/Brad race here
miss marcos busting them up
Seems like the Glen always comes down to Kyle and Brad.
and /missmarcos/
>>70008178
>>70008196
>>70008196
>>70008178
same here, friends :(
I had to leave yesterday.
What was the verdict on Derrick Cope going Allahu ackbar?
>>70008264
>>70008264
>>70008264
New Thread
#JeSuisMarcos
>>70008196
>>70008270
>>70008286
>>70008286
Ambrose was just worse-montoya
>>70008112
I unironically drink Miller Lite.
When I'm not in the mood for >muh craft microbrews and I want something cheap and easy to drink, my go to is Miller Lite.
>>70008297
Either the engine straight-up grenaded or a brake caliper broke which caused the engine to go boom.
>>70008442
At least Ambrose was good at Martinsville as well as the road courses.
>>70008300
>go into youtube stream chat
>7 year old bragging about how he loves to eat Cheese-its daily
>i point out that it's not real cheese and will make him fat
>"it's real cheese, why would they call it Cheeseits if it's not real cheese?"
>"IT'S REAL CHEESE, IT TASTES LIKE CHEESE"
then another was asking like "why is truexes car all black? there's no logos on it, just words!"
"this is my 3rd NASCAR race"
>>70009294
People actually eat that shit? no wonder america is so fucking fat
>thinking something is what it is because it says so on the box
>>70009294
>>70009347
>Even having an argument about the validity of Cheez-Its cheese.
>As if not eating mounds of real cheese wouldn't make you fat anyway.
>>70009294
>reading and responding to youtube comments
>arguing with 7 year olds