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>no subject

absolutely haram.

>>69981782

SO DAC AFTER BASEL AND COUNTING ABERDEEN AS A LOSS

>>69982707
wow amateur hour over here

>>69982707
>>69982748
Oh fuck lids. I messed up.
Should I make a new thread?

>>69982799
sure y not for the craic

Someone make a new thread and put the subject. I fucked up.

>>69982799
No leave it. It's fine m8.

>>69982840
It doesn't even have the title /bet/ in it.
I really fucked up here.

>>69982876

/bet/ will still show up when people Ctrl+F in the catalog

>>69982876
Pmsl. Means less mugs here.

>>69982876
You've really fucked up. Please feel ashamed of yourself.

>>69982974
Already am senpai

NEED AZ to win.

>>69982936
how would it?

>>69983008
it just works

>>69983005
I need both Ajax and Az to win.

>>69983008

because of /bet/ advice in the OP

>>69983005
11111111111111

A FUCKING Z

UNREAL

That Ajax rball though

>>69983163
but it's too low in the op for it to come up

in the catalog it only shows the first few lines for me

Who here /Request-a-bet/

v v worried about the state of Euan right now.

>>69983182
2222222222222

Ilves slags should be a bit shorter imo, would have a small on them since early rball is reasonable enough to support.

>>69983332
Or not ;_;

>>69983263
Who uses the in-built catalog from 4chan?

Basel scored

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>>69983320
giz a tip for old times m8

aberdeen
>cert

why did i listen to a yank

>>69983263

In chrome you will get the yellow marker in the side bar

>>69983366
I do

>>69983366
There are some idiots who do not into 4chanx. Hard to believe in this day and age.

BASEL
A
S
E
L

>Lugano O.5 @4
>About to put a small
>Goal just scored
>Didn't get on in time
Fuck this meme.

>>69983350
Levelled up quite a bit since I posted this but odds have drifted too. Still worth a small but no more than that.

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmc8bQoL-J0

Glasgow slags fh

>>69983416
catalog.neet.tv
Try this m8

>>69983407
oh yeah...hmm that's confusing

fuck

>Juventus

>>69983480
>catalog.neet.tv
What's so special about this? Looks almost the same as the normal catalogue.

>Juventus

v v worried

>>69983540
Indepth search

come on juve, i need u

Which bookies offer corner bets?

Fuck. I forgot Chelsea was playing and they are already 2-0 up. Such is life.

B A S E L

A

S

E

L

Fuck Westerlo, I hope they get relegated and go bankrupt.

All in on Glasgow City sub edition

>>69983398

Did you see the state of the team they had out? Anyone who thought that was a good bet should probably give up betting desu

Need 2 Juventus goals pmsl

>>69983650
payet warming up m88

a v v dark august if Juve doesn't win

>>69984065
>>69984068

On Bet365, is it possible to bet with your bonus instead of betting with your own cash?

>>69983680
HALP

>>69984108

SURELY nibs

>>69984108
Haha no the bonus is worse than zika

>>69984127
Yes, I'm retarded, whatever. Is it possible?

>>69984181
Seems to be difficult to work with at the moment twobh

Wow Hearts aren't shitting it up. +0.5 looks pretty tasty famalam

>>69984269
are you watching the game?

Glasgow City slags goal when Euan

>>69984377
Right before HT as usual

>>69984408
Hope so, couldn't get asian lines so I'm on HT/FT

JUVENTUS

J U V E
U
V
E

>>69984499
NEED one more for Hass's acca, I got on 2nd half winner

Juventus SURREAL

>>69984533
>hearts penalty
never mind

>>69984441
Excellent, now you can reback

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Goffy so anhedonic. Though probably right in this case.

>>69984633

-1 EH good from here?

>>69984689
Sure. I need 2-0 or I am down huge

everyone sleeping on leicester

>>69984633
>Excellent, now you can reback

Some irony here

>>69984633
large on this too, came into thread to sweat it out

on -2 and -1 personally

>Skybet limited

zzzzzzzzzzzz

need celtic to win, O3.5 in city slags game and adriana lima to visit me

>>69984877
how much were you up?

>tfw you thought you bet over but you actually bet under

1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

>83 minute goal despite being a man down

DEVON
GET THE NOOSE

Who else up 131U from J League 2 today? PMSL gambling SO profitable

>>69985485
Post model.
Also, what kind of staking system has you up 131 units in one gameday?

>>69985485
No amount of units can fix your head m8

GAMBLING 22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222EASY

>>69985485

do not post model

betting so easy.

>>69985584
Pmsl

>theyre not on the kaluga goaltrain
0.0 fh @2
+.25 @1.9

no more goals in scotland please

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>>69985923
lol whats going on here

>>69986109
Vityaz couldnt get a keeper so just put a desk chair in goal pmsl

>>69986109
classic 2x1 fix

>>69985536
The staking system is based on the Kelly Criterion. Generally speaking I probably wouldn't advise actually going by the system if you're gonna bet a % of your BR, simply because it will spit out a fair amount of 10/10s that may be huge value, but certainly don't warrant a 10/10 stake. That said, since 1st of July I've had 36 10/10s (of which a good chunk arguably shouldn't have been 10s) and 86% won. Personally, I consider everything my model suggests as 7/10 or higher as a large and bet the same amount, whether its a 7 or a 10/10, but the stats also indicate that the staking system works. If I were to post tips I'd probably adjust the staking system, because most people think the stakes are based on the level of confidence.

do you pay a subscription to data services?

>>69986345
Come tell us how you're doing when you reach 1000 bets.

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>>69986178
Still better than Aberdeen's keeper

>>69986345

PLEASE start a TT

>Rogers throwing Rogic on.

Goal incoming desu

>>69986406
Won't take much longer now that the season is starting, already have over 500 games tracked and ~200 bets placed.

>they didn't bankroll England at 2.00

PMSL, Paki collapse SO easy to predict

And the sevens continue to be a money train with NZ covering the -12 line

>>69986851
how much does everyone have on fiji -32 ?

>>69986920
Is it a solid bet? Should i get on?

Acca looking top lads, just need Leicester and the Wednesday to do their part

>>69986851
>>69986920
Is the bet just to go for the favourite handicap each time?

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>Hot pitch: Excellent

>>69986920
What are good picks for today?

>>69987028
Not everytime but for the top sides like NZ, Aus and Fiji (mens) ye that's the meme bet for the olympics

>>69986920
Aus womens -28 against USA. They really that bad?

>>69986920
Where are you getting -32

>>69987218
Carlin Isles will get a cheeky try or two desu, but yes they are tez. Would rather take overs.

Why does bet365 offer "to win outright" rather than individual matches in the rugby?
It's really annoying.

>>69986345
Stroking my chin at this post

>>69987292
>Carlin Isles
forgot its womens pmsl

Aus W should cover, yes

>>69987028
This
>>69987117
especially when they're facing meme teams like brazil and columbia women. closer matched teams at the top end of the table I probably wouldn't touch
>>69987218
best side in the world lid
>>69987288
365

USA -50 against Senegal in womens basketball good if the line somehow gets that short again

>>69987392
I accidentally got on NZ and fiji men instead of women later, should i cash out for a small loss or do the same principles apply? Will it be okay?

>>69987556
should be fine desu.

>>69987732
Will keep it then
Wont hold it against you if it loses senpai

>Senegal bricking every shot they take

good good

>>69987732
Why not tip these on TT?

Vityask podolsk dnb @8.5 you wont regret it

>torasangel overs tip

ffs

>365Angel

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>69988568
Wow
My luck is just in the shitter rn

UNITED

>>69988659

>make a shitty bet
>im so unlucky!!!

>>69988785
That was like there first DA in like 15 minutes and straight after my bet was placed, if not for just the timing along that was quite unlucky

Dont be such an angry britanon

>>69988943

have sex

>it's a win stupid bets but them lose everything on researched bets episode

Really tired, don't know why I even started betting, what a stupid idea.

>>69989004
I know this fucking feeling a little too well

If someone wants on the USA Womens money train cause they missed it then take -13.5 for the 3rd quarter. Senegal cannot hit shots and USA don't even need to try when scoring. Senegal resorted to just throwing up garbage the last quater

>>69989120
Basketball sorry shoulda said

>>69989120

on absolutely HUGE

>>69988090
only tip XVs on TT. Don't want to soil it with 7s memes

>>69989120
Got -14.5 here
Value?

yanited large stake so so good

>>69989361
Yeah still looks good. They slowed down a bit the last quarter but a team as disciplined as this won't come slow out of the half

>All the "can't find it" mongs on Toras tip

NEED a Leicester win or I'm DAC

>>69989517
PMSL. Went to place a bet and the line moved to 15.5 while having the same odds. Scummy bookies out for me. Thanks anyway Aus.

>Hassan

Hope you sleep knowing I'm eating bread for dinner.

>>69989604
Hard to see a Leicester win.
At most a draw.

If these rugby 7's womens lines dont get covered then I may as well commit suicide

pmsl
Imagine your girlfriend was a better tipster than you

New York Mets @1.8 is a mainstream special

The Tigers seem to be heavily overrated by the bookies in this game becuase they are on a hot streak, but its literally one of the worst pitchers in baseball (Sanchez) against one of the very best (DeGrom)

Sanchez is not MLB caliber anymore, I really dont see a scenario where the mets score less than 5. The tigers offense is good but DeGrom is elite and should be able to minimize damage.


line should be more like mets @1.4 imo, this is HUGE value

>>69989953
pmsl
imagine going paid and then going free because no one wants to give you money for your shit tips

>>69989953
>falling for this

Stack gainer IS torasangel
>>69989965
Fuck off fake Ameribets.

>>69989635
>>69989604
I'm sorry, but did the Leicester already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet.
>>69989965
kys

If Bet365 have Fiji's lines at 037.5

Yet their Overs line for Fiji is at 45.5

Then this means they expect Colombia to get some points and Fiji to score more than 37.5 right? But what we've seen so far points towards Colombia not scoring

If I've understood that correctly then this is value as fuck, I understand now why we've all been getting on these games (I've been blindly following ofcourse). Didn't clock that til now

>>69989120
>>69989120
Literally bankrolled this and now Senegal start playing.
Fuck you.

>>69990061
Fuck you Pakistani man. Filing a case at the home office first thing Monday.

>>69990063
at -37.5*

>>69990101
/bet/ mafia wins again!

Who /Down And Concerned/ here?

>Fiji women try

lmao here we go lads

>Log on to tipstertube
Canadian model not looking so good

>>69990187
Username? Let me support our /bet/ brothers.

REALLY need Fiji to cover -37.5 or I'm just gonna cry

Would be SO down

>>69990002

Spat out my drink at this. Euan such an embarrassment.

>>69990248
lol dont think i need to worry

>>69990237
muhmodel

Just track his tips for awhile

Hoping for another repeat of a good Fiji first half so the line drops and then a Fiji 2nd half collapse to Mexico. Not sure if -5.75 is a good line to start with.

>>69989120
>le lotto tipster man
>>69990101
pmsl nibs

Is Australia women gonna be a large as well as Fiji?

i don't even understand betting and i seem to win more than your scrubs

>>69990002
>going paid and then going free
That would imply I post my tips >for free now

>>69990474
Damn. You need to place those on TT so people can track your bets or no one is going to trust your model.

>>69990572

>>69983831

szeged 2011 -0.5 @1.875
4-0 up and the other team has a red card, could be near train-tier

40 minutes though and we all know how different second halves can be

Toras!

>>69990611
Hardly rocket science that one. I dont post my best bets (eg Kolmonen)

>Mexico
Fucking LOL
WOuld hate to have taken the -5.5 or whatever it was rn

>>69990682
Post slip

>>69990699
All the better for the inevitable collapse. Hope bookies drop the line further.

LEICESTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Who here shaking for Delpo vs Djokovic.

VARDY MEME WILL NEVER DIE

w-wheres the fiji tries

>>69990653
555555555555555

CHAT SHIT GET BANGED!!!! ZLATAN REELING.

>4 tries 1st half
>1 in second
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY ARENT FIJI SCORING TRIES

Fucking hell FIJI going to be DOWN A CUNT without 7 more points

>>69990883
>1st half tries = first half

WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE WE KNOW WHAT WE AAAAARE CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE

Euan free again?

>>69990890
Ending the match with 6 players now pmsl

I'm shaking so much Fiji are going to lose me so much with this second half choke

>>69989120
Thanks to this piece of shit and Fiji I'm so so so so so so so DAC.

What was the fiji handi?

>>69990698

Why not?

CONVERSION MISSED HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-37.5

>>69991083
zzz why should I?

so down on fiji
genuinely want to cry
ive lost so much of my roll the past few days
i want to die

Gonna have a break lads, I'm so down and it's affecting my mental state, see you in a few days

Fucking Fiji man...

>>69991128

Im not saying you have to, just wondering why you dont want to.

>>69982876
good job, now metaKnight won't join this thread.

Australia women will definitely beat USA women by 26, r-right?

>Leicester subbing off the whole team after I go large on 0.0

HAHA

>>69991134
>>69991225
What did Fiji do?

>>69991258
sorry lid

>>69991225
the DACness of /bet/ is mind bottling!

>TorasAngel liked your comment 2 days in a row

should I DM her lads?

>>69991428
Sure, if you like men.

:^)

Fiji footballers collapse in the 2nd half again right? Cannot decide between smacking the + now or waiting a bit and taking the -

lads we need to claim >>70000000

for /bet/

>mfw I had Mexico SW in a double with an actual bet
T-they will win right?

Small on Armistead to win the women's cycling road race @ 4.50
She won silver at London 2012 and stands a good chance of gold here.

>>69991489
>Cannot decide between smacking the + now or waiting a bit and taking the -
Probably best to leave it then mate

Get for /bet/ tears if you're on fiji.

>>69991513
>Wanting the shitposting of 300 non-/bet/ fags coming in and spamming reaction images

does anyone other than me ever post winning tips on here?

>>69991542
Plus the drugs help

>>69991596
Literally posted a winning tip right here
>>69990653

Get out you faggot

>>69991638
That too.

I'm HELLA large on Szeged -0.5

Fucking Australia women fucking me over now too.
Fucks sake.

The line for the Mexico vs Fiji match is now 3.75. 2nd half collapse incoming? Or are Juans a bunch of jokes?

SO fit

SO shrewd

How come the Fiji v Mexico game isn't on the red button?

Fucking Man U go to hell.

It's the ZLATAN SPECIAL

Manchester United

SO fucking DAC. Off for today pmsl

>>69992221
iplayer

>Ha$$

Can't stop calling the home office

>Australia

PMSL
M
S
L

Just put my life savings on Utd title

(because: Zlatan)

>>69992368
Lmao holy fuck.
Imagine being Australian.
What a fucking laughing stock.

>Australia wait until literally the last second to score a try

>>69992448
It's hard to lead the medal tally at the olympics brah, especially when your competing as 1 country :^)

>>69992708
I don't get it.

is a small stake on Fiji worth it?

The meme is real guys. Fiji outplaying Mexico and has had more dangerous chances. I don't think they'll win of course, but interesting

>>69993130
I put a small stake @150

when do I cash out?

>>69989965
on this LARGE

Really fucking annoyed by betting. What a fucking stupid hobby.

There it is. The Fiji collapse starts now.

need 3 more Hercules goals pmsl

>>69993236
it really is retarded

>>69993130
>>69993177
pmsl

>>69993236
>>69993449

stop being DAC slugs

>>69991230
Why would I want to give away my edge and free money in return for nothing?

>>69993454
T E A R S

FIJI COLLAPSE CONFIRMED
HAPPENING

>>69993601
Why where you doing it before then you melt.

>>69993601
What if I made your Tinder profile a success?

>>69993704
Because he's a fraud.

99999999999999999999

1 more please

THE COLLAPSE IS REAL

SURREAL

Fuck. Should have placed a bigger bet.

>>69993601

because it would be nice to do so, you need to stop being a bitter person, it will eat you up inside.

At this rate Mexico is going to cover their original handi

>People itt are not on the obvious Fiji collapse
It probably happens again in their 3rd match

U P L I F E

>>69993850
Need one more goal still.
Think it will happen.

>>69993532
Would love to.

Need Mexico to score 3 more pmsl

Would love a Sarpsborg goal and another Mexico goal

Lovely

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

HJK

SURREAL

>>69994115

C'mon 2 more lads.

>>69991542
Now at 3.25.
TEARS if you're not on.

lads lads lads ;)

Portugal HT/FT v Honduras.

lids lids lids ;)

>>69995442
................................................................

>>69995442
psml

>>69996124
pmsl at your country

>>69996147
you're the one betting on it :^)

>>69996220
you're the one living in it, moor :^)

Walcott COMING ON
BACK ARSENAL NOW

MASSIVE ON PORTUGAL SW

Today is fucking horrible.
I've lost over 50% of my roll.

>>69996921
Fiver ain't much lid

>>69996921
All on Portugal SW and you'll be back liddo

>didn't put enough on when they were 1 behind

Euan wants a tiny on Portugal HT @3.6

A R S E N A L
R
S
E
N
A
L

>>69997619
so SO shrewd

>>69997619
>they didn't get on @6+

>>69996359
HOPE YOU GOT ON PALS

>>69997619

On, v v v nice lad, had a break from betting due to holiday and that's my first bet. Positive start

>>69997806
Need you to send me food after the acca.

>>69996359
>Walcott

Isner set 2 winner @evens worth a tiny

>>69997895
Was doing goal dance after goal dance for Leicester senpai but it wasn't enough :/

>>69997977
NOT going to help as I eat my fifth bread sandwich

>>69998145
Throw a couple of ice cubes in there lid. V v tasty.

Gent sw large

>>69998284
WORLD idea

TENNIS

HNK
N
K

>>69998464
Never mind.

https://tipstertube.com/profile/jomojo

rate my TT lads

>>69998941
>followed by 22
Why

>>69998941
pretty impressive desu

>>69999027
To lay his tips obviously

>>69998941
Followed. What's the monthly payment?

>>69998941
>won a bet with 48 odds once, generally did really well at first
>pretty much all of the last 100 tips lost
has there been a bigger documented fall from success?

>>69999569
Tennis tipster.

GET FOR /BET/

>>69999821
kys

>>69999569

Euan Park

This is for /bet/ PLEASE give Juve a fiver.

9s for Euan's got a small cock pmsl

/bet/ mafia wins again!

DAC

>>69999821
tears

>>69999999
>>70000000

SO CLOSE PMSL

>>69999999
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>69999999
PMSL

>>69999999
you suck dick

>>69999999

!!!!!!!!!!!

>>69999999
YES!

>>70000000

>>69999999
PMSL. Got a large baseball tip for us tonight la?

>>69999999
ayyy famalam

>>70000279
mets lad

>>69999999
lol loser

>>69999999

WEW

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>69999999
Willing to get on LARGE on one of your tips.

>>70000436
The absolute state of this young man.

Fucking Arsenal.
Hope they burn in hell.

>>69999999
Noice

Reckon there'll be more Olympic worldies tonight lads like yesterday?

Paire / Rosol anyone?

>>70001498
Wouldn't touch with a 50 foot pole.

KOREA

11111111111111111111111111111

Will Portugal score again?
I'm getting nervous.

NEED pinhead model tips like AIR

>>69999999

This post is what /bet/ is all about.

>>70002198
Not sure if I'd rather have his model or pics of his head tbqh. Just CANNOT imagine it.

>>70002198
NEED this so bad.

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>>70002198
>>70002626
>tfw only up 367U in August

Yeah might start posting tips soon, but I still have some work to do and leagues to add

Fill in the gaps /bet/. Let's see how EXPERIENCED you are!

>Following a _____ of your ____, we regret to inform you that we are no longer able to offer you our _____ betting service and whilst our online service remains available to you, betting ____ will be applied on any future bets placed.

>>70003495

That's fucking crazy, meng.

>>70003495

cant wait for it to go to shit as soon as you start tipping

>>70004398
Pmsl not gonna lie, I'm afaid of that happening

Free money alert.

Olympic Mens Handball
France v Tunisia

Winning Margin
1-3 @ 4.75
4-6 @ 4
7-9 @4

It will be one of these, take all 3 and you make profit.

My Mrs. says so and you know how they're never wrong.

>>70004593
France winning margin

>>70004593
Which do you think it's most likely to be?

>>70004748
4-6 or 7-9, but the point was to evenly bet on them all and you win :P

Archery. Korea set 2 is free money. Never been so sure of anything. Won first by 10 Pmsl.

>>70004593
>France
>>70004874

O/U line is 8. The 1-3 margin odds seem off.

>>70005177
Lol and they win. This is pure value, should have been at like 1.01. They've been hitting 10s all the way.

>>70004106
>>70004106
/bet/ full of WORMS