/cyc/ - Women using pedals

Streams

http://wiz1.net/channel87

http://www.cyclinghub.tv/livestream

First for Froome

Damn, great Britain looks like that!?

Watching Lester, what time is the expected finish?

So what did Armistead do exactly, I know she missed 3 tests but she just said "it was out of my control" and got teary eyed.

>>69987931

Well, missing 3 tests is pretty fucking significant

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Claiming my cyclefu.

I would ride a whole grand tour on a unicycle with a dildo up my bum just to smell Lizzie's sweaty saddle after a morning ride

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>>69987920

just started now. finish in 3-4 hours

>>69987931

It wasn't out of her control. At best she was extremely sloppy and negligent, at worst she deliberately missed tests because she knew she would fail them.

>>69988016

I meant more along the lines of why she missed them, or does nobody know?

>>69988098
didnt want to get caught

>>69987821
>far right
>third from left
>second from left

you guys can have the rest

I thought they were sans pants and flashing pussy from that thumbnail

>>69988098
SHe was obviously doping and didn't want to do the test

>>69988098
One time she said the guy installing tires on her car took too long, another time her phone was off or something.

Normal BS excuses why anyone is ever late.

The point is, after you miss your first test, you make goddamned sure you never miss another one.

Anywhere that I can stream that isnt region locked?

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>mfw armistead wins and entire world hates us more

can't wait desu

>>69988326
http://cyclinghub.tv/livestream

>>69988354
As someone who was a fan of Lance Armstrong, it actually kind of sucks. You don't want it.

Cheer for Emma Pooley instead. She's far more likeable.

I'll be back in a hour tbqh

>>69988326
Yeah go to the event huebro

>>69988139
>>69988354
>>69988225

But she got all weepy in that interview, she wouldn't just lie like that would she?

And the people who let her compete obviously bought her excuses.

>>69988392
Not like the world can hate us more

I just want to see people get buttmad because she never actually tested positive

who can stop the bad guys (UK team) winning?

i hope armistead crashes and breaks her legs desu

>>69988225
You just lied, she didn't give those excuses. Anybody who actually cares, Google it. Nobody knows if she lied, she goes on the mental shit list, end.

>>69988464
Yea she said she hated dopers and she would never ever dare to dope and that integrity is very important to her.

Just stop being cynical guys, why dont you believe in miracles?

>>69988484
>never tested positive
Wew lad. Neither did Lance. Does he get his 7 TdFs back now?

>>69988484

Lance never tested positive. Lance never missed a test either

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>women using pedals

>>69988587
He did, the UCI covered it up

>Lancey Armistead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aJmYmasQhc

>>69988577
>>69988587
well he admitted to it which is odd

lizzie can keep on denying no probs

>>69988621
>misses 3 tests
>automatic ban overturned, gets to compete anyway
>happens to ride for the most well-funded federation from a country currently enjoying a huge bike boom

Nope, nothing at all suspicious. It's just all a big misunderstanding.

America sucks

Get over it cunts

What is this baby's first time watching cycling? There all on EPO

Pooley dropping her teammate

Absolute madwoman

>no channel showing it

>>69988779
Sorry we bombed your country and forced you to refugee your way to Sweden.

That's life.

>>69988766
Oh do fuck off Mr. 200 swimming medals

wew they are getting feisty very early

>drafting the cars

ARMISTEAD CHEATING AGAIN!!!

much better racing without radios

So what's Lance up to now? Just sitting by his pool or something?

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Are gringos enjoying the scenery?

>>69989029
yep, jacking off into the water.

>>69988847
Don't worry about it, buddy. It happens to every country that experiences a rapid rise of success in cycling: a sport that is literally synonymous with doping.

Here's the line you're supposed to say:
>Anyone caught doping is a lone cheater and did so without any knowledge of the federation. That rider has been sacked in accordance with our zero-tolerance policy. Our success is the result of hard work and dedication, not cheating.

Then all you have to do is make sure you say it with a straight face.

I thought it was women standing there with no underwear and showing their hairy muffs then.

>>69987821
Why do those outfits look like you can see their vayjays

>>69989156
yes actually

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I wanna sniff their sattles after the race.

>>69989029

Based Lance still putting in the miles

https://www.strava.com/athletes/1712082

>>69989236
>>69989208
>>69988189

aerodynamic pussi

>>69989156
Yes, it's quite lovely, particularly the long shot of the waves from yesterday.

>>69989331

>3 days ago

Still at it, the madman!

>Leakistead

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>you will never sniff her saddle

So how do the ladies go to the loo? Are some lucky hues getting views of naked cycle whores squating on the side of the road?

>>69989476
He does mostly mountain biking now.

>>69989611
Sanitary pad down the front, throw it away once you're done

>>69989331
You think he is still doping? You know just as an old habbit.

>>69989611
they dont, its why womens races are usually much shorter than the mens.

what is belgium doing

>>69989695
do they all wear tampons while riding just in case they get their period?

Armistead giving Harris hell for not doing more work to help her back into the pack.

>Belgium
>Again

who let GVA on the course?

>>69989695
But the communal piss break is the best part of road cycling

Fucking savages

Horrible camera effort on BBC just there.

>>69989776
generally no. they wear pads when they're on their period.

>just gotta keep it up for another 115km

>>69989822
does the extra cushioning from the pad give them an advantage? should men start wearing them too??

>>69989776
....lol because periods just sneak up on them out of nowhere!

>>69989310
I wanna be their sattle

>>69989884
do they not?

Look at Belgium lads. 20 years old with the balls of a 30 year old

>>69989880
No, quite the opposite. They slide around. For important competitions, they will actually glue the pad to their shorts to keep it in place.

Someone crash or not?

>>69989884
have you ever had a girlfriend, or even spoken to a girl before IRL? it happens all the time, fucknut

>>69989932
it's certainly possible for them to be on their period at the time of the race

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>>69989823
gotta go fast

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>>69989932

>>69989954
i wonder if any racers have ever orgasmed from a slippery pad rubbing against their bits?

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This Belgian is an absolute unit

>>69989962
LOL, all the fucking time! They never stop getting random periods.

>>69990025
>american education

>no aerial views until 2pm local time

I thought super athletic girls stop getting periods

>>69990034
Who is polefu?

>>69990034
>She will never sit on your face

>>69990089
The gymnasts do because no hormones allowed

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>tfw no Puck Moonen in Olympics

Kopecky's plan is actually quite smart. She's Belgian, so she knows how to ride on cobblestones, but the peloton will probably crash hugely.

>>69990034
former track cyclist as well, shes a very strong lady

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>This is the face of a 27 year old britbong

Holy shit, the meme's are true

CROSS WIND

>>69990177
drugs will do that :^)

>>69990177
damn girl...moisturize.

Wait girls fucking KNOW when they are going to have a period? I always assumed it was once a month starting on one of 4 mondays. How would they know exactly which monday of the month it falls on? For example it could be the first monday of March and the 2nd Monday of April right?

>>69990089
Most take birth control for obvious reasons and I think certain birth control methods can stop periods happening for a while

>>69990177
She looks like a 40+ mother of two.

>>69990238
Assuming your diet/lifestyle/health stays the same it will be measurable within a few hours. Most women have it on their calendar

>only 33kph

must be one heck of a wind, or women are really very slow

>>69990238
Lots of them actually keep a log. The period occurs generally every 28 days, give or take. They can plan for it with reasonable accuracy.

>>69990316
both. It's quite windy.

>>69989932
>literally called period

/sp/ - menstrural cycle 101

>>69990371
It looks like it's really misty. They mentioned rain, too.

>>69990105
Bump. Anyone? Is she in Rio?

Does it stop if it rains?

Or do we get an impromptu bloodsport?

could someone please explain the science of legs to me? Some of these riders have thin as fuck legs. I ride occasionally and my legs get huge, yet some of these pro riders have chicken legs. What is going on?

any chances of >us winning?

guess i'll just watch for a crash or something. just hope my cyclingfu from 2012 doesn't get hurt

>>69990238
There are apps even for tracking them so it can give more accurate, personalized predictions.

>>69990316

They are slower than the men of course but still fast compared to you or me

https://www.strava.com/activities/570421853

>>69990400
Explain yourself.

>>69990488
Genetics, some people get big as fuck legs and some dont. I think pro riders would have a specific diet that restricts too much muscle formation, because big legs are heavy. Cycling is an endurance sport, you dont need big muscular legs unless you are a sprinter.

>>69990488
depends on how much you eat. being lighter might be better in endurance racing, depending on the track.

>>69990491
""Our"" team is pretty strong. Mara Abbott and Evelyn Stevens have a good shot at a medal.

>>69990238
Are you retarded?

>>69990592
>professional athletes faster than anyone here
might be on to something ireland

>>69990592
how high is their FTP? I expect the top ones to have about 300 watts

>>69990625
Don't you want those big legs to sprint at the end though? You'd have an advantage with the more muscle

>>69990625
>>69990658

That makes sense. Thanks

>>69990034
>>69990105
>>69990439
After a long effort I found it, I think, Katarzyna Kirchenstein. Doesnt look like shes at the olympics.

>>69990615
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Period

>>69990693
not if you have to haul those big things up a hill, sprinters weigh much much more than climbers, muscle is heavy as fuck.

>>69990673

Well someone was calling them slow

Many amateur men are much faster than professional women anyway. I could beat the top female middle distance runners

>>69990662
cool, stevens was the cyclefu i was talking about.

guess i'll stay tuned

Did someone get lost?

>>69990715
Ok well maybe sometimes it doesn't happen in a month and instead happens in 25 days. Sometimes it happens unannounced maybe

what are the chances of the belgians secretly switching out Kopecky for van Avermaet somewhere in the forest?

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PERIODS

>>69990943
yes. a woman.

>>69990979
Did we find out how that crash occured yesterday in the long descent?

>>69991035
they fell off their bicycles

>>69991035
According to Fuglsang there were some small bumps & holes in that corner.

>>69990592
>120km
>90m climbed
>39kmh average speed

Not impressed desu, averaged 33kmh the other day on a 130km 1900m climb route and I'm in the shittiest shape I've been in the last 4 years.

>>69991103
shit, we mario kart now

>>69991107
When you put it that way, there's really no point in watching.

>>69991107
thats fast

The scenery is pretty..

are breakaways more likely to stick in womens cycling, with the race length being much shorter?

>>69991349
why are the races shorter?

>>69991233

Not much, I actually meant 900 metres but that 1 slipped out of fucking nowhere.

I used to be much faster tho, but 9 months ago I crashed and broke my collarbone and since then I havent trained that much. Trying to get back in shape atm.

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most of the riders are so small, its like im watching a childrens race.

>>69991349
Yes. The course is shorter, the difference in rider quality up and down the peloton is greater, the riders are not as tactically aware of when to pull a breakaway back, there are more crashes.

>>69991349

I think so. Smaller field and not many strong riders. A lot of the women's peloton are just not strong enough to help close the gap. Also smaller teams.

>>69991414
likely because they cant take pee breaks like the men can, todays race of 140km is actually very long for a womens race.

>tfw Americans are really shit at cycling

Did Lance Armstrong really kill this sport for us?

>>69991414
Tradition. It's not that the women can't do the full race, they run a full-length marathon, after all, but typically a road race means shutting down public roads. Women's cycling has less money in it and is not as popular so they can't have a town shut down the roads for as long as a men's race could.

>>69991414

why to women's tennis only play 3 sets? If they run marathons they can match the men on other sports

The race is now on BBC1 btw

That fucking scavenger nicking her water bottle

>>69991414
why do you think?

>>69991483
for at least a generation, yes.

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>>69991420
desu U20 mens races are faster than womens WC.

Also who else /lepistö/ here?

So do cycling fans hate Lance Armstrong? Or is he still goat regardless of the doping?

Fucking bottle massacre

>>69991545
I'm rooting for finland to do something. You lads gonna take home any golds this year?

Isnt this bricky road bad for cycling?

>>69991414
gotta get home to make dinner

>>69991604
he's irrelevant except for jokes

>the bottles

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>all those bottles falling off

>>69991604
He ruined cycling and its still feeling the effect because of him

>>69991618
dont think so, unless some random shitter wins in some irrelevant marginal sport

>>69991627
Cobbles are a traditional part of road races

>>69991681
One man can't ruin an entire sport...

>>69991604
He's a piece of shit.

At least American fans have Greg LeMond and Andy Hampsten, but that's going on 30 years ago.

NBC went to Tirko and damn the bundas that were on the beach were insane.

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>>69991604
Lance pretty much killed all American interest in cycling, and now we're feeling the effects of it with the Brits fucking dominating.

I was a huge Lancefag as a kid, now I'm just sad that the sport has suffered.

Another sport where olympic level women probably couldn't beat 10 year younger boys

Belgian looking pained

>>69991743
He did though , nobody will ever believe the pelaton is clean because of his dirty tricks he spearheaded with Ferrari

>it's a lelgium wins cycnling episode
yawn

how many orgasms while riding over that cobblestone?

>>69991843

has she only got a 23 on the back or something? grinding it out

>>69991832
don't get this argument the sports are women v women, not women v men, so who cares??

>>69991877
I thought they had spent a long time without a gold medal.

DESCENT OF DEATH

Chaser's been caught

Well that was worth it

small cycling nations on life support after those climbs and descent from hell

Why aren't they making it a 50km race with a big climb? Do cyclists have a thing for long things?

I think I saw Nibali still sitting at the side of the road

>>69992013
Porte is still stuck to the fencing

>>69992013
lel

>van dijk

she a big girl

First crash

>>69992121
Big? Webm pls

Quintana is going to attack today.

How long until Froome wins?

>>69992176
some chink just went into a fence.no biggie

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This is their route:

Av. Atlântica, Rua Francisco Otaviano, Av. Vieira Souto, Av. Delfim Moreira, Av. Niemeyer, Estrada da Gávea, Estrada do Joá, Estrada da Barra da Tijuca, Ponte Velha da Barra, Av. Ministro Ivan Lins, R. Sgt. João de Faria, Av. do Pepê, Av. Lucio Costa, Estrada do Pontal, Avenida do Estado da Guanabara, Estrada do Grumari, Estrada Roberto Burle Marx, Av. das Américas, Serra da Grota Funda, Estrada do Pontal, Av. Lúcio Costa, Av. do Pepê, Rua Sgt. João de Farias, Av. Ministro Ivan Lins, Ponte Velha, Estrada da Barra da Tijuca, Estrada do Joá, Estrada das Canoas, Estrada da Gávea Pequena, Estrada da Vista Chinesa, Rua Pacheco Leão, Rua Jardim Botânico, Av. Rodrigo Otávio, Rua Marques de São Vicente, Rua Vice Governador Rubens Berardo, Av. Padre Leonel Franca, Av. Visconde de Albuquerque, Av. Niemeyer, Av. Delfim Moreira, Av. Vieira Souto, Rua Francisco Otaviano e Av. Atlântica.

>Av. do Pepê
>Pepe's Avenue

>>69991604
Who?

>>69992203
Wednesday m8

>>69991604
why would we hate him he landed on the fucking moon ffs

why is the dutch big girl going in a break? Isnt she supposed to be a powerhouse to catch breaks for her teammates?

>>69992245
7 time Tour winner, Lance Armstrong. Victim of the biggest government cover up in sports history.

Is this the same route as yesterday

>>69992333
He probably faked that as well.

didnt know lance changed his name and became a woman

>>69992373
>Victim

These "breaks"

>>69992387
yes, but they will only do the final circuit once

>>69992449
Big pharma needed to blame someone, Lance knew this and took the fall.

>>69992433
Lance Amstrong isn't even his real name. Lance Gunderson is his name.
Everything is fake and cancerous about that piece of shit. EVERYTHING. Even his country.

So they're keeping the time gaps up for the womens race that only casuals give a shit about whereas the actual race gets shoddy treatment?

Helicopters!

Having equalled Ciaran Power’s record as best placed finish by an Irish rider at the Olympics yesterday, Dan Martin conceded after the race he had no idea who was ahead of him.

The specialist climber sprinted very hard at the front of his four-man group fighting for 12th place and conceded afterwards he thought he may be sprinting for a medal.

During an interview with Irish Times journalist Ian O’Riordan on the finish line in Rio; Martin said the final was chaos, leading to a situation where he believed he may be still vying for the podium as he came up the finishing straight.

“Everyone just tried to get to the top of the climbs and then looked at where they were,” he said.

“We’re not really racing, just going as hard as I can. We got zero information out there as well.

“I had no idea if there were 50 guys ahead of me or five guys. I didn’t know if I was going for a medal. I had no idea at all.

“And I think that was the same for everyone. There was no information on the course.

>>69992713
It's about the same

>>69992757

Sorry, wasn't really watching this shit.

>>69992750
That's just a Irish person being Irish

>>69992713
they fucked up the first race and improved for the second

Brazil is beautiful desu
Too their architecture and infrastructure are shit

>shillary ads
here we go

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who /valverde/ here

>>69991604
Nah, I love jazz. Can't hate him just for smoking dope

>>69990177
no way

aussie cunt

>>69990592
>tfw you ride faster than women who do it professionally
>tfw you do it for free

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>POOH LEY

>>69990177
It's all the insulina mate

pooley is a literal midget

>>69993054
>chewing on some doping

Disgusting sport.

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I don't watch it

Where is my girl ?

>>69993239
>implying short thicc girls are not :okhand:

>>69991545
Lepistö is our best shot at a medal as long as she can survive the climbs.

Komaan Vos!

foxy marianne going for it

>>69987821
that thumbnail though

Aussie leech

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Fucking Straya cunts ruined a legit break

As long as Lizzie "Dopefiend of Yorkshire" Armistead doesnt win, its okay.

>>69993491
This, teebeehaitch. It would not look good for the sport

>>69993491
Rude.

>>69993491
seriously

her playing the victim all week in has got me all riled up

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Holly shit it's Paris-Roubais or what ?

can't wait for wor Liz to win. Will be hilarious

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>Spectators waiting at the cobbles to pick up fallen bottles

Resourceful if nothing else

>>69993279
Not racing. They interviewed her during the beginning of the race

>>69993576
the thing that she only complained about the first missed test when he got the third, her "muh family" excuses for the other two, and british cycling paying her lawyer fees etc is just such a ridiculous combination,

>>69993621
building material for their houses

>>69993582
She soiled herself

>>69993621
Gotta feed the kids

Is 40 secs a lot? This Belgium girl has held it for the whole time. What's the strat here?

>teach me, friends

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>>69993643
Seriously ?

>>69993756

Nah mate, she's going to get caught by that small group. Might be a good thing long term though, provided she hasn't wasted too much energy.

Much easier to rotate in group and hold off the Peleton.

>>69993664
everyone knows that cyclists live under intense scrutiny and need to be prepared for doping tests at all times. they live a difficult frustrating life, and i understand it, but it's not fair for her to weasel out from her obligations as a pro cyclist while others do have to build their private life around doping controls


>>69993756
it's nothing, with 70km to go it's a fool's errand.

>>69993756
big ass climb coming up, belgium girl is not a climber at all so she will get destroyed there.

>a few monkeys in the trees
bit racist

Welp, there goes that medal.

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>Women in charge of climbing

>>69993756
1 minute/10 km is the standard pace at which the peloton can close the gap towards breakaways. That's in men's races though, don't know about women. However 40 seconds at this point is fucking nothing.

>>69991604
he embodies everything that is muhrica, fucked over the competition at their own game.
truly the goat.

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>>69993955
>mfw those forms

>>69993871

Oh, right. and just like that everyone's together again. Fascinating.

>>69993953
>he fell for the breakaways actually exist in women's cycling meme

>Norway is basically one large mountain
>Norwegian cyclists can't climb. At all.
Why is this?

>>69993997
http://cyclingtips.com/2011/11/breakaway-strategies/

i think this is a handy short article that sums up breakaways in cycling

>decide to switch off commentary
>can hear only those load motorcycles

the aerial cam has some comfy sounds though.

>>69991604
He never been goat outside Murica, everybody konw he was doped.

>>69994114
I thought you like your winter sports?

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RIP in peace Pelaton

>>69994143
loud i meant.

also can hear the bikes a bit, all in all pretty comfy

>>69993621
sell on ebay for 50 dollars

>>69994208
Maybe if they were filled with qtpie gril cyclist sweat, but generic olympic water bottles, meh

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>Cycle to work everyday
>Everyday at the same time I pass a cute girl also on her bike
>Want to speak with her, it seems likely she also wants to speak to me
>Decide on a nice plan to ask her out
>Can't stop her because she always rides past
>one day take the day off work
>follow her to her place of work
>manage to sneak into her office and find her name
>find her on facebook
>spend the next month ringing my bell everytime I go past her
>at first she doesn't notice but eventually she smiles whenever I ring my bell
>just 2 days ago
>tried to add her on facebook
>she asked me who I was
>explained I am the cyclist who she always interacts with
>told her a joke
>'I ring you everyday with no response, so I found you on social media!'
>she blocks me
>tfw I have to find a new route to work to avoid seeming creepy

Why are cycling girls so stuck up?

>>69994253
>sweat
that's a weird way to wire piss

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Rio's Olympic road course is the best Olympic course ever?

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You now realise every pro cyclist in the world wears these white and green Oakleys right now

>>69994327
>wire
write*
fuck

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>>69994309
kek good job

>>69994352
tfw glasses and cant wear sanic fast cycling glasses :(
or I could but they would cost about the same as entry level road bike

>>69994309
Should've just brought a toolset with you and crashed your bike into hers, then repaired it on the spot while having a nice chat

fug I will never cycle along brazils coastline

>>69994309
That story kind of made my skin crawl.

>Creepy guys trying to ask out girls is the new campfire ghost story.

>>69994309
>>follow her to her place of work
>>manage to sneak into her office and find her name


>>avoid seeming creepy

2 l8 m8

>>69994309
you missed step 1: be attractive

>>69994309
This cant be real

Why doesn't that one girl have a helmet with holes on it?

>>69994309
There's a qt I pass on my way to work most days. Though I've just resorted to smiling at her.

>>69994309
don't want to be like this, so i just try to ignore everyone while i am outside.

works most of the time, especially now that it is ok to be on the phone and have earbuds on.

at least when i was cycling i could just ride faster and ignore everyone but the cars easier.

>>69994512
>This cant be real
My first thought would be, lol, of course it's made-up....but then again...

why do they keep looking back
do they not realize there are like 30 women right behind you? what is so important the riders look behind their shoulder every 30 seconds

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>>69994309
why not just try to get to stoplight at the same time and ask if she wants go grab fish and chips and a pint some day?

>>69994537
pic, gotta be aero to go FAST

>>69994392
That's why I got the Giro Air Attack Shield. It looks goofy but it's actually pretty good and you can wear normal glasses with it.

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>>69994309
>great britain

>>69994537
its more aero, and apparently shes fine with the lack of ventilation in this heat

>>69994537
It's more aerodynamic, it makes her marginally faster in a sprint.

>>69993851
No she's here, don't trust that fucker

I wanna grip an Italian qt's butt while she's riding a bike

>>69994621
>>69994633
>>69994597
I figured the holes also served to make the helmet lighter too though.

>>69994571
>>69994556
>>69994309

Jesus, is asking girls out really that hard?

handful of butt

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wew

Literally finger in butthole.

>>69994603
well yeah,it looks pretty cool and so fucking tryhard at the same time. Maybe if I had more manly jaw and actualy raced

>>69994693
small amount of weight < aero benefit I guess. Or just sponsor thingies

I want that mechanics jobs desu

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how to this job?

>>69987918
Underrated post right here

>>69994392
Why not get contacts ?

>>69994680
He has the best job

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really makes me think

>>69994694
personally just don't bother with it.

>>69994741
I hate them

>>69994727
>>69994712
Give him a cheeky finger

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lewd

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>>69994640
I know i see her, thx anyway

>>69994712
>>69994727
>>69994745
name? is she a qt?

Think i just witnessed a drive by sexual assault.

>>69994724
I just don't care how I look like when riding. The only negative to it is that it does get really hot when going up mountains at +30 degree weather.

>Biking close to 100 miles

How is this even possible?

>>69994842
calm down, trudeau

>>69994867
the men biked 180 miles :x

>>69994867
Even hobby cyclists can do that much.

>>69994867
It's pretty easy with some training. Especially when you're riding in a group so you don't have to be in the wind all the time.

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>>69994861
at least you have mountains

>>69994936
Does that mean the leader is in better physical condition?

>>69994867
You stay in the peloton most of the time

>that fucking helicopter noise

Been any carnage yet?

>>69994985
no, you just rotate the leader so everyone gets to rest at the back

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>>69994814
nothing special

ALLEZ AUDREY

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>>69994965
Same here finnbro ,highest "mountain" in my province is 30 (thirty) metres high

How is lizzie doing?

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Lepistö back in peloton!!!1

>>69995073
She gained time by skipping another doping control.

Welp

>>69994985
Not necessarily, they're all in good enough fitness to put a shift in at the front but maintaining a lead for a whole stage takes a lot of bottle.

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Audrey seem in good shape

>>69994341
It's made for the most interesting television, I'll say that much. Literal bike crash tv

CAMEL MODE ACTIVATED

>A decade of work trying to clean up cycling
>The womens big medal hope is a drugs cheat

Fuck this shit, I don't care if she's British, I don't care that she did a wrote a weapie letter about how she doesn't have any excuses (then spent the rest of the letter giving them).

Makes me even more pissed off that she won't publically say her third excuse. Want to keep that private? Stop taking my tax money.

Does every country have a support car? Would suck to not have one..

>>69995073
Dope af m8

>>69995120
rare

>>69994965
I'm actually a finnfag just like you. I'm just vacationing in Mallorca. Though I've taken every opportunity and been riding a lot. Done 800 km with a good 15 km of vertical in the last 7 days. Still have a week left here before I have to go back home.

>>69995148
fuck off weirdo they're all on peds anyway

>>69994867
you can get to that state with some practice.

even i could have gotten there with a bit more persistence, and i rode a hybrid while not being kitted out in lycra.

should take up riding again, still got the muscle in my thighs, just got more flabby.