OFFICIAL SAN ANTONIO SPURS VS. HOUSTON ROCKETS GAME THREAD

Fuck the Spuds, Red Nation

3-0 with Josh "Team Chemistry" Smith

Post bad Mexican bitches to celebrate this Texan matchup.

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>>65224926

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>>65224926
>>65224981

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Anybody got a stream?

>>65225020
look it up on reddit germanbro

>>65225046
>reddit

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>>65225020
i got u eurobro

http://goatdee.net/135584/watch-houston-rockets-vs-san-antonio-spurs

Wow, Smith and Howard were AAU teammates? Nobody ever mentions it

DA AAU TEAMMATES!!!

>>65225046
>>65225066
found something thanks guys

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Finally back from my ban

>>65225020

http://wiziwig.ru/basketball/watch-a13862-houston-rockets-at-san-antonio-spurs

here

>>65225100
lol why were you banned?

inb4 another Spurs blowout that ruins their season

DAMN LIL BEV BALLIN HARD WITH THOSE FLOATERS.

>>65225113

I asked why the pats/broncos game thread got deleted on sunday in a thread. That was worth a ban apperently

right in his hand

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>offensive foul

>tfw moving near SA soon so I will have the privilege of being a Spurs fan.

I can't wait tbqpfhwy

>>65225222

why are you moving down there?

good steal

That foul was as soft as fuck

>>65225138
Lol riight

>>65225254
Nice lakeside property for jetskiing

Ginobli looks like he's wearing a Kipa from far away because of his bald spot lol

Clutch City bitch, clutch clutch city bitch

>>65224981
>>65225002

Bad as hell.

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S/a/n Antonio

Shouldn't that be a tech?

>hack a capella in the first quarter

What are you doing pop

come on capela

Spurs playing much better. Wish they played like this Monday

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>>65225312

>grab him in the timeout
kek

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these fouls
my sides
houston

>>65225338

whatever he wants

JVG is such a whiney bitch holy shit

>>65225341
His FT% in the D-League wasn't that bad (60%) and his form looks okay. I think eventually he'll get it together

>spurs
>most boring franchise in the nba
>most boring jerseys
>bunch of old men and nerdy niggers
>coach pop aka pedophile
>fanbase is retarded as fuck

I just got back from San Antonio, what a shithole (and I stayed at the grand hyatt). how can a city have so little gas stations

>>65225373

I hope so. Its bad enough Dwight hit hit FTs consistently. The last thing i want is the backup center with a low FT percentage as well.

>>65225393
Dude their is a shit load of gas stations

>>65225393
how would they not have gas stations in texas of all states

>JVG bitching again at end of first half
>comes back from commercial start of 2nd
>JVG STILL bitching

Holy shit it's like Pop does it on purpose just so JVG can bitch constantly

>4/5 Rockeets players wear a sweat band

>>65225416
I drove around and after 20 minutes, and the slowest lights ever, finally found a small ass food store with 2 pumps.

>smith in charge of backing down midgets

>>65225393
grand hyatt whoa

Horrible basketball. Zero passing. Zero flow.

>>65225428
>implying JVG needs an excuse to bitch

>>65225434

they are known as the band of brothers

>boban twerking on sideline

>>65225452
lol is that a real nickname or one you just made up you cheeky cunt

if jeff van gundy is so smart why isn't he a coach? oh yeah that's right, pop cucked him in the 99 finals fucking faggot

>>65225452
lol

UH OH
B I G
O
Y

Why doesn't Green not shoot jumpers? Nigga either goes for a 3, jukes to get closer to the paint, then just passes out.

Shoot bitch

>>65225438
I only need to drive 5min to pass 3 gas stations. Some places have them spaces out more than others

>>65225471

there are some twitter posts mentioning it. I'm not sure how much of a thing it is

>Rockets shooting from the line

Yo Boban makes Howard looks small as fuck

>>65225484
he's a spot up shooter

not great pulling up

>boban getting time with kawai

MOVIN ON UP

Damn Green lighting it up

>Pop at ASG
>ask for hack-a-someone

please make it happens

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Who here patiently waiting on the Dallas vs GSW game?

>>65225503
Howard is not that big anyway

>>65225498

TJones also has a few issues at the line...

>>65225520
/here/

i'm hoping I see a curry or draymond ACL tear. would make my night

>>65225520
sorta. I'll watch it 'til I know it's a blowout

>>65225503
He's a big guy

>>65225520
>no Dirk
there's nothing to see there

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>>65225519
>kobes face when pop puts him in to get 5 straight fouls on drummond

>>65225528
Pops Alzheimer's when?

>>65225002
Latinas have the best racks. So yummy! You know these beauties give head like champs too.

can i pay a hitman to rip out JVG's vocal cords

>some fat bitch with no jaw is going to teach someone how to be single
>somehow in the commercial she actually has dudes hitting on her
>shows some dude actually had sex with her

Has there ever been a more unbelievable trailer for a movie NOT a super hero movie?

>>65225551
how is that at all related to anything I said? I'm not even a spurs fan

>>65225536
really why?

What is up JVG ass?

>>65225554
Easily the most virginal post I've read today

pop pls

>>65225558

maybe

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>up 11
>middle of the 2nd
>hacking

absolute mad man

>>65225438
You're a dumb fuck, probably lost in SA.

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>>65225536
why not?

>>65225554

>>65225568
the fact that pop cucked him in the finals is one reason why he gets so mad about anything pop does

>>65225554
Just got head from a central american chick. Best head of my life. Theyre so eager to please and show off their skills

>>65225559
It makes me mad that im not even watching the game and i know what shitty movie trailer youre talking about.

>>65225566
>>65225584
from what I read earlier today they're going to rest him. they know they already lost the game, so might as well use the bench

-/+ combined 210 points for this game?

>>65225565
After the 30 point lose, they need to fire him and hire Blatt. I'm a spurs fan btw.

Where the fuck has Beverly's floater come from? That shit is money

>>65225598
>throwing in the flag before starting the game
Geeze what a beta team

Life is a highway

you know jvg has a good point teams should hack bogut and ezeli more

wouldn't you rather take a chance with them on the line than steph drilling 35ft 3pters all night?

hell even draymond only shoots like 65%

>>65225621
and I wanna ride it

>4 consecutive FTs scored by Howard

is this bizarro NBA?

Damn Danny Green finally dropping 3s like before

>>65225637
>make free throws
>team stops hacking

WOW

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DIDNT SOMEONE THINK OF THIS BEFORE, ITS SO OBVIOUS SOMEONE TELL JVG HE CAN STOP BEING A GIGANTIC BITCH NOW

>>65225634

all night long

>>65225581
Yeah because San Antonio is a shitty ass city with shitty ass roads
>Tower of the Americas hurhurhur
fuck off with that shit u fat twat

>>65225674
The roads are the easiest thing to get around in San Antonio bruh

>>65225666
pretty good song tbqhwy satan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3sMjm9Eloo

>>65225570
Stfu.

Point differential is a garbage stat.

>Beer commercial giving men shit for not being able to moderate
Funny considering all I see at college parties are girls who can't control themselves while most guys can.

>>65225674
lol fucking retard can't even navigate san antonio, one of the EASIEST cities to get around ahahahahahaahah

>>65225700
This is exactly what I was about to post holy shit

>>65225626
You do that and you will just put players in foul trouble. GSW has probably THE deepest bench in the league. If you use your bench for foul fodders you would tire out your starters and GSW would still blow you out from their bench alone.

hit the oop

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GR33N

GR33N

>>65225692
Superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QufH01Tmfo

damn it get your shit together Rockets

is it beginning???

Is danny green back????????

GREEN! FINALLY HE'S BACK

>>65225724
>GSW has the deepest bench

That's why the Spurs have the most 20+ win streak right now right?

>>65225739
I hope so

>harden
>defense

holy fucking shit my sides

>>65225595
Central American lady! Good job, man. Yes, they are proud of their ability to please a man. I'm posting some girls at halftime!

>>65225689
>>65225714
DOWNTOWN san antonio? are you serious?
Its the only city i get lost in, i have to fucking walk everywhere. All the roads are old fucking horse trails and shit. The weekend traffic is horrible aswell.
The only thing good about SA is the riverwalk which isnt even that great, its a fake river. "Half real half manmade" my ass, shits murky too. 3 feet deep hahaha

>>65225724
you have 12 guys on the roster

there's a good 2-3 players you wouldn't play more than 10 minutes in a game that you can use for fouls

>another fucking timeout

>>65225757
he's like Kyrie, only good on the offensive end of the ball

>>65225765
>riverwalk

kinda pleb desu. though, honestly speaking, san antonio isn't very tourist-friendly at all. downtown is cool tho, it's gotten a lot nicer recently. I kind of like how unappealing SA is to outsiders desu

>>65225744
Why couldn't your bench stop Livingston and Iggy last week?

>>65225765
Downtown can be confusing so I'll give you that

nice play bev

If Tony Parker was French, he'd be Tony Parkour

>>65225783
I went to pearl as well which is nice but cringey as fuck because its literally hipster central. I'm from Houston so im not really an outsider since ive gone back and forth there my whole life

>>65225674
>>65225765
>>65225765
This fucking retard. Hahaha settle down, for your own good, you'll trigger your panic attacks again.

thats better, capela

>passing an inbound pass out
holy shit harden

>cockshits

AHAHAHAAHA

>>65225757
check this one starting 2:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4TdjgrERN0

at this point, you can't even laugh at him anymore, it's too embarassing

why are there so many mexicans in texas

>>65225815
I'm going to trigger my balls in your ass you pathetic little cunt

>>65225854
lol

>>65225854

its near mexico

is it required for nba players to shave their armpit and legs

>>65225854
Mexico. Family's who used to live in Mexico. Etc

>>65225813
dude you should go to blue star, it's pretty tight. also hipstery but what are you gonna do. 1919 bar is at the same place, it's cool too

>>65225854
>Texas
>On the US/Mexico border
Hmmm thats a tough one m8

>>65225854
Literally used to be Mexico

stop turning the ball over

REMEMBER THE ALAMO

>>65225757
>har_en

FTFY

>>65225878
I'll hit those places up since some friends and I are going on a road trip to El Paso thru San Antonio soon. We want to do psychedelics in the desert

>spurs get btfo by warriors
>highest scoring half ever following game

have the curriors caused SA to evolve?

like fuck this stupid fucking game

>>65225925
forgot to say, bluestar's a brewery. they make pretty good craft beer. food there is pretty good too.

for the psychedelics in the desert, make sure you have AMPLE water and are well clothed etc. I'm sure you already considered all that just wanted to make sure

Doris Burke is looking good

>>65225796
Why couldn't GSW stop the fucking BUCKS...lol

daily reminder the dubs BTFO aldridge so hard he quit social media

>>65226010
He's doing good now. Maybe it was a distraction

>tfw just found out that girls can get a hairy assholes

>>65226010
if it makes him stop playing like a bitch I'm all for it

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what a fucking joke

>>65226062
>Blatt does all the work
>gets fired
>the NBA gives the new guy who barely beat T Wolves the coaching job

Fucking pathetic

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>motherfucking HT

>>65226062
>just started coaching.
>automatically coaching for the ASG
wew lad

>>65226050

not too suprising

>>65226062
JUST

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>>65226062
>keking the whole damn league and the entire fanbase

this man is evil and must be stahp'd

>>65226062

why dont they just let the coach with the second best record in the east do it?

>>65226062
>longest-tenured coach vs shortest tenured coach
pretty weird

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who FUN COW here?

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>>65226141
>>65226141
>>65226141
>>65226141
>>65226141
>memeing memes memely

>>65226062
why would he even accept that shit? what a fucking moron.

>niggers

>>65226141

a what?

why would you pass that?

>>65226050
I would never enter into any type of relationship with a woman whose anus isn`t waxed and bleached on a regular basis

>>65226165

the real stinger is that he said in one of his , what? two post game interviews that he thought Blatt should get the position

what a fucking tool bag

Cleaveland, if you're not disgusted by this as the rest of the fanbase, you're a shitty scumbag and need Jesus

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>>65224926

This game is done. I'll see ya'll in the gsw/dal thread

>>65225958
Yeah ive heard of blue stars but i didnt really know what it was, thanks for the info man

>>65226062
Affirmative action rears it's ugly head

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Rate my gfs big white booty

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>>65226198

rockets will close the lead

>>65226210
she looks like she's going to be diabetic in the future m9

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>>65225595

>>65226210
She's gonna tell you she's pregnant one night and you'll find out she cheated on you with some nig nog from McDonald's after she had the baby

>>65226210

5/10

What is Chef Curry going to be cooking up tonight?

>>65226246
Too high desu. Bitch looks fat and lazy

Shes a 4 tops. You just know she has ugly saggy tits

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>>65226266
Memes, fresh and golden

>>65226062
Fuck anything to do with LeBitch!

>>65226266
20/5/5 nothing special, he does meh against teams that he doesn't need to try against

>>65226266
Struggle food, likenoodles and shit

DAMN kyle anderson just cucked harden

>>65226210
HIGH TEST
I
G
H

T
E
S
T

play some freaking defense, rockets

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>>65226312
Nigga that's a high calorie test
This is high test

>>65225863
Lol dude! Why are you so damn excited? Are you that mad Spurs are winning by like 25+ points? Looooser (:

>>65226201
np bro. stay safe out there

>pophistopovitch

>>65226327
>Rockets
>defense
>pick one and only one

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who /beer/?

Why is it that Aldridge can't keep a grip on the ball it's always slipping out his hands

>>65226370
what does that taste like pham? I'm just smoking bowls rn

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>>65226334
post more m8

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>>65226410
pretty standard, just a little heavier than an amber malt, the hop is pretty bitter but not overwhelming
it's my go to ale
I'll pack one and burn with ya

>>65226404

small hands?

finally some jvg rant that makes some sense

thorton is frustrating me

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>>65226430
I don't got much but here's what I got, not like this game is interesting

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is he back

David West left 12mil on the table to chase a ring only to get cucked by the Warriors, now he'll never get a ring during their reign. He must be feeling pretty salty right now.

>10 year Lexus

You mean a Toyota?

>>65226482
Fuck yeah he is. THAT'S THE WARRIORS SOLVED.

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>>65226480
And this is it

uh oh

big guy time

>>65226502
half of these girls can't fucking wink lol

is it all the plastic surgery that freezes up their face or something

>>65226514
Can someone explain tres bien to me? I've seen it for years but just assumed it meant the good three like heatles were the bad big three or something

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>>65226430

>>65226502

I find the obsession with whiteness by the SK's really, REALLY creepy desu

the Qt's playing in the WWC looked like they were wearing clown paint

why do the spurs blast music during their possessions?

>>65226566
Hey man, spoilers with spooky skeleton, you almost scared me

Manu got hit with the 2k cheese

>>65226574

psychology

>>65226566

that guy in the back

>>65226556
très bien = very good

>>65226608
Bags of sand

>>65226608
bags of sand

>>65226556
it just an exclemation. think of it as great!, wonderfull! or something similar

>>65226556
It was an anons from spurs thread who shopped it out of his old forum profile. It was basically a play on words tres bien meaning (very good or 3's good) duncan hit an insane 3 point shot in a infamous playoff series to send the game into overtime.

not it has been a very common op image for spuds game threads like a good luck charm for years

>>65226608

salty bags of sandy coins in milk

>102 points already
>at the start of the 4th quarter

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>izzy

>>65226659

defense has been an issue all season

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>>65226600

Damn, 26, 3 kids.

Holy SHIT Jonathan Simmons sounds like the most niggerish nigger ever.

>>65226704

I think he's missing some teeth

Is Simmons wearing the 72-10s?

I'm rooting for the Spurs, but listening to these ESPN announcers suck their dick makes me want to mute it.

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>mfw Simmons just invented the EuroEuro step

>>65226693
Well, you can't really expect something else for a team with Harden as its core.

spurs waifu GM you are on the clock right now

>>65226761

he was showing some improvement last season on that end

>>65226793
Please keep your autistic waifu shit out of actual gamethreads please

>>65226566
Disgusting. Kill yourself you faggot iphone user.

Britney Spears?!!

>Diaw with one of those "FIT" red t-shirts

Jesus Christ, Boban is as much of a cheat code as Curry.

>>65226894
strangely, he looks more clumsy than last year

plus he never tries to play his defender on post-ups, while he used to do that on a regular basis

>>65226894
He literally cannot dribble the ball more than once

>>65226566
all that makeup makes her look like a tranny

>>65226972
You say that like it's a bad thing, makes her all the more attractive.

What's the boban meme?

Kawhi has no personality he looked so awkward during that commercial.

>>65226998

so who are you moving for at the deadline, morey?

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Who Swagsuke here?

Jones doesn't even pass the ball anymore

>>65227082

who?

UH OH

BIG GUY

ugly game from the rockets

What's wrong wtih Bonner? He hasn't suited up in the past 3 games