Bill Burr sums up every football vs football argument on /sp

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>boston comics

>LE DIVING IS RUINING THIS SPORT!!!!!!!!!

dumbest shit i've heard from him

>>64938912
I like billl burr and this is dumb as shit.

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>>64938954
>European defending diving

>>64938912
Has he not seen Basketball? I'd rather watch a match any soccer game than watch James harden shoot 20 free throws in a game

>>64938954
it actually does cheapen the sport considerably. Not sure how you can argue that widely accepted fact, no matter how European you are.

The NBA is taking steps to combat diving, why don't soccer leagues take a page out of their book and at least try to discourage diving instead of constantly defending it?

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>>64939041
Maybe you should watch it before commenting eh. He tackles multiple sports. Including problems with apehoop.

>>64938954
Literally EVERY American feels this way though. See, you have probably been fooled seeing American flags saying differently. You weren't aware these were illegal Mexicans. Not to worry, though... they will soon be deported.

>>64938912
>I love hockey
>the swedish Sundins up there or whatever they are called

cmon m8, you dont like it that much

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>>64938912
>tfw you tried desperately to enjoy Bill's show F is for Family, but couldn't get into it
I love you Ol Billy Redface but it wasn't a good show guys...

>>64939137
i loved it

>>64938912
>>64938912
What a cucK

This faggot got Anthony Cumia disinvited to Patrice Onreals benefit.

>>64939083
I would say Australians and Canadians feel the same way

>>64938912
>i feel like the people in the stands are tougher than the """"men"""" on the field
Superkek

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>>64939253
He didn't even invite Bobby

>>64939079
>why don't soccer leagues take a page out of their book and at least try to discourage diving

some leagues do more than others, but you'd know that if you watched literally any of them.

>>64938912
RIGHT THREW THE FUCKING WALL

>>64939253
He's always been an SJW faget.

youtube Bill Burr vs Anthony Cumia, if you don't wanna listen to the whole thing/all parts, i think it's right at the beginning of part 2, Cumia calmly asks him "What happened to you in life that instilled so much white guilt..." and before he can even finish Burr just starts chimping out about how YOU JUST LOST! I WIN! YOU LOSE! YOU JUST CAPITULATED THE ARGUMENT! HURR DURR WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG - YOU LOST!
Ant's like lol, no, that's not what happened Billy... Even Norton backs Cumia up during the nonsense, because of course Ope didn't.

Now as for all this benefit talk, do you have a source for all this?

>>64938954
>Germen "men" defending diving

colour me surprised

>>64938912
have never found him funny. wish i did. because i like to laugh. he's just so base though. lots of generalizations and blue collar pandering that just bore the shit out of me.
>fuckin' (group) always doing (stereotypical thing) like (mocking voice, maybe an unimaginative comparison/simile)
y a w n

>>64939401
Go back to r/TACSdiscussion, faggot

>>64939295
Basically the entire English speaking Anglosphere outside of bongistan feels this way, and refers to it as soccer. Bros4lyfe

>>64939430
i will admit, he can be great... but he can also be awful and go into a hack southern stereotype or something. but once you get linked to a bill burr video, it's hard not to get lost in a loop because he's got some GOAT talk show appearances, he's always on his best there.

>>64939441
I'm not the one who brought it up, Jean-Luc-Pierre

>bases his comedy on making fun of SJWs etc
>marries a black SJW

lel, anyone who takes this hypocritical sell out seriously is delusional. he and louie ck should commit suicide together

>>64939460
i think i laughed when he was on conan once.

>>64938912
>edgy manchild who thinks he is smarter than everobody else
>funny

pick one you fucking autist

>>64938912
Bill Burr is what dumb people think smart people sound like

>>64939401
keep supporting degenerate woman beaters champ

It's funny how he can't stop talking about sports. I've been linked to 3 different Burr videos on 4chan tonight, and every time he ends up sportstalkan it up at some point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qQ-KMqOSoU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6rS5seKj9c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsydgeF2CWw

>>64939638 >>64939620
get a load of these patricians. wew lads, we're all impressed.

<==/mu/ /tv/==>

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>>64938939

>>64939716
>It's funny how he can't stop talking about sports. I've been linked to 3 different Burr videos on 4chan tonight, and every time he ends up sportstalkan it up at some point
Sports is the one topic, aside from comedy, that he's confidant he's very knowledgable about. People stick to their strengths. That's why he's always got a sports analogy to make sense of whatever he's talking about.

>>64939772
Anyone who considers this their homeboard should feel the same way tb h. We can always spot the outsiders. Usually by their gook cartoon reaction images.

I've never understood the attention span argument either.

I don't mind bill burr but that was pretty stupid.
We hate diving too, but he talks about it like it happens every time someone gets the ball.
Sure you can pick out exaggerated cases from YouTube, but it doesn't happen as much as bill suggests
Also
>soccer is a beautiful game
>it's boring!
He doesn't know what he's talking about, he makes no sense.

anyone who's ever played "soccer" on a semi-competitive level knows - when someone hack at your leg it fucking hurts, A LOT.
>b-but le divegrass, look at them, 1 minute they're in pain, next they're up and running like it's nothing
Yeah, that's how it works, idiot.

>>64940196
tbf, most people in America have never played soccer.

and that statement is a fact. i don't think you euros can quite understand just how irrelevant it is here for the most part.

>>64939669
top fuckin kek m8

>we like contact sports
>we like people smashing into one another, that's what we like
>and getting brain damaged
>we're ignorant and we're violent

fucking moron

>>64939137
Hunto why

>>64938912
god damn he is spot on about the NBA

probably the only reason why I respect kobe too

>>64940254
I don't think you amerifats can quite understand just how irrelevant your football is here. Much more than soccer is in america.

But that's why these football vs football arguments so fun, because no one knows what anyone is talking about.

>>64940175

This clip was from 2012 m8, he has actually watched more soccer since.

He was more aggravated by the person sending him passive aggressive shit about Americans and poked fun at him and the sport to get people upset.

>>64940621
We understand, but we don't care

>>64938912
>Bill Burr

Does any one find him funny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sD_8prYOxo

>>64942326
oh you care. because you obviously can't stop talking about it

admit it, you jerk off to football.

>>64943586
Nope, he's a failed comedian

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>>64938939
Literally the only place good comics come from.
But you already knew that, which is why you said it to troll me.
Well meme'd.

>>64943704
Hell yeah we do cuz football is great. Soccer sucks shit.

He's so right about diving in soccer and the last minute in an NBA game.

If they changed both of those aspects it would improve the sport.

Why can't they get a yellow card for faking an injury?

>>64940196
Yes, it hurts to get kicked in the shin. It's not crippling pain. Don't pretend it is.

>it hurts when you get hurt

Yeah, no shit. We're talking about when they're faking. I've it seen countless times.

>>64945351
Concussion Commercial

Brought to you by 6 minutes of actual action in a 3 hour broadcast.

You are a fucking hick.

Burr is your typical American sports "fan"

>didn't see any of the our last 5 games but GO BRUINS
>caught the last 4 minutes of the Celtics game, WE'RE LOOKING GOOD THIS YEAR, TEAM
>GO PATS but I can't name 5 of our players

>>64940196
>DEFENDING diving
so... this.... is the power of poverty

>>64940401
>caring if your gladiators get damaged
we should just make pillow fighting the only acceptable form of physical competition, and so help me god if you twist that pillow case I will give you a pink card (red is too powerful of a color and can trigger fans)

>>64946932
100%, we enjoy sports but act like we have to invest 30 hours a week to be called a 'fan'. we actually have other things to do in our country aside from waiting in our 1 bedroom concrete windowless apartment and wait for one of our 3 channels to show kickball

>>64947105
which is why no one takes you seriously as sports fans and your opinions on sport get ignored or mocked, even if you have a good point.

>>64947158
name one country that makes even a quarter of the sports revenue we do

i'll wait

>>64947105
>we actually have other things to do in our country

Weirdest argument to 'Americans don't watch sports', a fair observation when you consider the popularity of Redzone i.e. sport coverage filtered down to the barebones, dispassionate action in a sport, that I think I was expecting.

Worst part was that it was entirely serious.

>>64947158
How sad of a person would you have to be to spend so much time worrying about how seriously people take your sports opinions?

>I bet people at this party didnt even waatch serie b, fuckin casuals

>>64947210
are you really implying we don't watch spots anonkun? our sports industry probably makes in a week what your country does in 3 years. we just have an actual entertaining sport, so the people in your country who say "fuck soccer m8 shits gay" at least watch the highlights of our superior football

>>64947199
who gives a fuck? I guess golf and boxing are the GOAT sports judging by per-event revenue or athlete salaries

>>64947236
I'm just patiently explaining to you why your little opinions on sawker don't get much traction overseas

>>64947027
>hurrr poverty
why do i even bother explaining anything to amerilards, the only physical activity you do is starting up your walmart scooter

>>64947199
sports in america is just another entertainment media like movies or videogames, and I know that you will reply with "of course it is, what else would it be?" just proving my point.

>>64947257
Oh I hadnt realized you were referring specifically to soccer, in which case yes most of us are retarded.

But if /sp/ is any indication yuros arent much better.

>>64947257
you're missing the key point that we don't care, every once in awhile we just like to gloat about it.

>>64947271
>hurr crippling inability to pay for anything but 2 channels with shit soap operas and one sport
>hurr the poorest of the poor in the US live in what most badfootball countries would call upper middle class at least

>>64947294
what are sports to you? a way of life? sorry that we actually have other things to worry about [spoiler] like our gender pronouns [/spoiler]

>>64947256
No, I wasn't saying that. What the Irishfag said was that Americans do not watch sports with enough context nor regularity to be other than a dilettante in said conversations. This is, in my honest opinion of Americans that I personally know, totally sound and correct.

I do not believe, for example, that watching Redzone means you have watched several games at once. I believe it means you've watched zero games and cannot maintain a discussion in any of those games outside of the core plays.

>>64947321
gloating about not caring sure seems like caring

I don't think I've ever seen anyone so vigorous about telling others how much they don't care about something than American on soccer. Count the number of Yuro threads about American sports. Now THAT's not caring

>>64947357
>I believe it means you've watched zero games and cannot maintain a discussion in any of those games outside of the core plays.
you, and every single real american football fan. it's extremely common for people to namedrop obscure shit like the Tight End coach and if you don't know it you're called a shit fan and mocked
i'm sure there are brit working class dipshits who read about the soccer games then go talk about it over the water cooler, we all have those people

>>64940401

He isn't lying there

>>64947256

I think you underestimate how much money is in the PL

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>americans talking about stuff they dont understand, yet again

>>64947597
true, for that one league you com pretty close. about 1/3

>>64947650
m8 someone from your country just said people who just watch redzone are considered true fans in murica and not mocked
srs

>>64947650
How many people here would listen Karl Pilkington talking about NHL, NFL, MLB and NBA together? Would he know those sports exist?

>>64947814
I'd listen to Karl talk about anything.

>>64938954
>defending diving

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>>64938912
> I value the opinion of a race mixer

holy shit the yurolard divegrass brigade is mad as fuck in this thread lol

based burr strikes again

>>64940023
Cause you're too dumb

Bill Burr talked about going to an Arsenal game when he was in London and how awesome it was. He's not a fan of soccer but he doesn't really hate it.

He retweeted a tweet about watching Liverpool v Man United

>Ameritards BTFO THE FUCK OUT

>>64938954
Jurgen pls go

>>64939137
It was alright. It's just that every character outside of the main family characters are just empty, static cutouts. The family itself aside from the rebel son is fun to watch, and it hits on some good themes about self worth and middle age and what not in a more realistic way.

It's just part of the game.

Grow.

Up.

>>64947678
>m8 someone from your country just said people who just watch redzone are considered true fans in murica and not mocked
Except that isn't what I said you absolute fuckwit, what I said was that people who do that should not outwardly classify themselves as a fan of any team.

I love how mad these euros get and they haven't obviously listened to the video. He gives props to soccer and just has a problem with the flopping

>>64943586

Bill is goat, you shut your whore mouth!

>>64939308
duuuuuude

you got your health

you got your family

lifes good dude

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>>64939441

>>64947054
Mate you can love contact sports but the brain damaged bit is plain retarded. I fucking love rugby and this whole country does, but we don't stand up and start applauding when someone is clearly apoplectic after taking a hit.

Contact sports aren't just fat blobs running into each other and trivialising american football and rugby like that is ridiculous.

>>64939401
although I like burr, I'll admit he acted like a child throughout that entire discussion. The fact people in the comments are claiming he "destroyed" anthony says a lot about the average intelligence of a yt commenter.

>>64946106
the point is that a lot of Americans claim they're faking it when they aren't. Even getting nicked can temporarily hurt a lot without any pads on.

>>64954064
It's not writhing on the grass bad.

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>>64939339
They really don't tho. There's occasionally a punishment for embellishment in the top leagues, but there's really no marked decrease in diving. It's fucking disgraceful.

>>64940175
Yea Bill just goes above and beyond when people send him stupid shit.

He watches a shitton of sport whenever he can tho, and I'm with him on the fact that a lot of soccer is just boring as shit

>>64946932
He does have a career tho, and he watches full games whenever he can it seems

>>64948272
He likes everything except the dives, just like he says in his podcast

>>64939137
I started with a similar sentiment but it grew on me to the point where I was pretty disappointed there are only 6 episodes

Bill's just having a laugh. Lighten up on the autism.