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All in on the Seahawks edition

Another tez American thread
sub edition

Sorry brits, it's the playoffs sub-sub edition

Previous thread >>64781025

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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D O M I N O S sub sub edition
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Mainz +0.25 a large
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>Viqueens/Shithawks literally played in a freezer
>not smacking unders
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shaking at lack of friendly goals
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>>64807515
will get on Werder handis to chase desu
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>>64807515
Been plenty of angry goals though
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>>64807571
already did, kebab must be removed

>>64807580
good post
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>>64807432
put a special on +0.5 for some reason
heads gone
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Sundays are so shit after midday.
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>>64807640
RIP your head m8
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>>64807694
>He's not on Mackers LARGE STEAKS.
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>>64807769
Doubt he'll be even able to afford a proper donor kebab sandwich after today. ;^)
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>>64807769
wtb?
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birkirkara -1 t b h

not trying to imitate anyone but it looks good, save for qormi's good mutuals against top teams
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>>64807810

Do you ever sleep mate?
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>>64807832
slept from 2 pm to 1 am lad, that's more than than i should
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>>64807857
>2pm to 1 am
whew lad, full vampire is rough to pull out of
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Scared to count the amount of coin I have on Werder.
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REQUIRE mainz goals like A I R

>>64807878
just a nap gone wild, but sometimes the sweetest skedge is at real nigga hours
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>>64807940
Based Aussie slags and NZ
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>>64807940
Tomorrow night sees the return of Filipino games but desu don't see bookies fucking up too hard so not sure its worth staying up crazy late for all the games
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about to be DAC on Werder
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>>64808215
this
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Is Seahawks -4 a lock?
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>>64808284
Smack unders on both games you dolt.
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these are the worst friendlies, the syrians have cucked the krauts mentally, nothing will be the same again
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>>64808296

>unders in Packers/Redskins

brave man
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>>64808313
>not betting unders in wildcard games
m8

Green Bay is probably the shakiest though, the two yesterday were locks anyway, as is Vikes-Hawks
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Is Greaseman and Dybala anytime dbl a lock?
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>the city of sporting Lisbao
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>>64807795
>sandwich
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M A I N Z
A
I
N
Z

need werder L U F T
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>>64808494
You realise Bremen played a friendly earlier and only had a 15 minute break?
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>>64807795
>sandwich
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>bet365 telling me werder bremen had a penalty
>then telling me sivasspor missed a penalty

u wot m8
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>>64808494

You're going to blow your roll ala betaKnight style if you carry on betting the way you are lid

>inb4 muh hot streak
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>>64808566
Werder missed pen, dac
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>>64808540
They played reserves in that game you clueless nazi.

>Penalty missed

Need to bomb New Turkey asap. Hitler has failed.
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what the fuck son

>werder penalty
>sivaspor penalty missed
>sivas yellow
this rball guy needs to get fucking fired, jumped out of my fucking seat when i saw it
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Leicester is 6.5 to win. Worth a cheeky fiver lads
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>>64808667
'no'
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>>64808574

>implying Slovakia isnt 'The One'
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>>64808675
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>64808675
oh really?
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>>64808296
On unders medium-large for the Hawks. GB-skins is too scary though, no idea how that game is going to play out.


>>64808284
>Is Seahawks -4 a lock?
I think so, weather is the only troubling thing. There isn't very much data at all for temps that low so it's hard to quantify.
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>>64808710
>>64808747
>games are 47 minutes long
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>>64808667
>see this post
>think "is it really @6?"
>switch to unibet-tab ready to put a fiver
>it's 1-2
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2 Besiktas goals and 1 Nicosia goal and I won't gamble anymore today. I promise god.
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>>64808853
Whew. That was a fast answer on Nicosia. Now 2 for Besiktas pretty please.
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>tfw leaving every winner
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>>64808879
fuggg, was waiting for HT

shaking at the thought of spurs subbing 2/3 of kane, lamela and alli
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Renate a man up and despite being shit in the league are slightly less shit than pro patria
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>>64809003
Was waiting on half time for besiktas too, fug
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>>64809048
fugggg :DDDDD
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kane coming on, haven't been watching the match that long but have not been impressed with lestah lately, - worth a punt t b h
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>bentapleb trying to hit a blooter from 35 metres on his first possession
cunt
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Had to cash out on the tottenham-leicester game like a pussy. Was getting heart palpatations. Made £90 profit from it though.
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Miss BT and his harold posting
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BRAINS!
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>>64809568
I'm still posting regularly.
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spurs surreal, had cheeky 17 euros on kane 4th goalscorer too, thank you refball
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>>64809675
Cant even remember when the last biscuit update was
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>>64809675
>impersonating me
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>>64809409
I win. Thankyou based heart palpatations.
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Already can tell I'm going to have unholy amounts on the Packers ML later today.
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>>64809735
zzz
>>64809731
Doctor told me to cut down, asked me to take these high fibre ones but they taste awful.
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>>64809848
>Already can tell I'm going to have unholy amounts on the Packers ML later today.
Don't do it man. Don't trust the pack.
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THIS JUST IN

THE HASHTAG ALL OF US 12S WILL BE USING ON TWITTER IS #SWAGGEDOUT
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Spoooooooooooooorting
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>>64809728
was only small on -0.5 :'(
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>The vikings #Gjallhorn shattered from the cold
this is a MIGHTY omen
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365 mole here, just limited metaKnight down to £5 lays. :^)
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>>64809954
i always tell myself i'm gonna hound their matches for overs/large wins and i always forget s m h

>>64809937
cringe
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>>64809937
kill yourself
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>besiktas
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>>64810099
>>64810079
Sorry your team doesn't have culture
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renate surreal, on valadate slags -0.5 fh, game was pretty equal early on but they are picking up the steam, even cashed out my +3 for small profit
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Let's go unders

Wilson U 246.5 pass yards
Bridgewater U 193.5 pass yards
Michael O 64.5 rush yards
Baldwin U 69.5 receiving yards
Longest pass catch U 44.5

10 bucks to win 141.50
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>>64810170
I'm from Seattle you bandwagoning mongoloid.
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>>64810170
>culture
>team can be literally moved to the other side of the country at the whims of the owner or league

Whew lad.
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>>64810278
had a goal disallowed right as i posted, maybe i have broken the curse now

it's valadares slags anyway, will probably top up now
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>hes not on Eibar
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Seen enough. Huge on Seahawks.
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>>64810361
>miss it by seconds, cheers anyway
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>>64810489

Same. Lumping on.

p.s I lose every coin flip bet I make
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>>64810512
cunts suspended after the disallowed anyway, will probably wait on a -2 though bit worried about the lengthy injury that just happened
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>>64810579
thoughts on iceland slags?
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>>64810579
give me a cheeky accy to put the last fiver of my roll on

down from 1k to a fiver in like 4 days
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Cardiff?
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which line you got for seahawks under? got u37.5 for 1.9
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>>64811065
U 40
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>>64811003
One £5 scratch card
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>>64810883
da joos will have to unsuspend first, from what i saw IR either has a multiple personality disorder or merged with 2 other clubs to suck in a lower division, but couldn't really find the details about it
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seahawks backers trembling just like the frail bodies of their players in this Minnesota COLD
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line going crazy, i'm on, hoping IR is as much of a trainwreck as i think they are
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>>64811483
>seahawks backers trembling
lol
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zzzzzzzzzz so many rball babbies and mainstream mugs on here, let it die
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>>64811598

Please have sex.
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>>64811598

Here is your (You)
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>>64811598
How much you down in 2016 lid?
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>>64811651
>>64811655
ZZZZZZ such predictable responses, yawning at dullards like you. Sorry that your £2 FA Cup acca lost this weekend pmsl.

>>64811664
2.4k
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Rebacking the Seahawks tbqh. Last reports from Minnesota are that Bridgewater his hands have shrunk to even tinnier proportions due to the cold.
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>>64811741

I am BEGGING you to just SPEAK to a girl.
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>>64811791
Wow so witty. Pathetic.
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Seacuck backers chewed up and spit out by the big boys
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>>64811872

pmsl imagine being a virgin over the age of 20
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>>64811791

>bullying autistic people

You'll lose your next bet as karma m8
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Imagine not pounding KR -1.5 right now, doesn't even matter that they have a shit lineup because IR are beyond dire. Making money shouldn't be this easy when there's little scousers starving in this country. IR are going to be knackered second half.
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>that guy who didn't spot the USF +16.5 special
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EIIIBBAAAR
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>>64812059
Not being on Al Alhy -1 vs Arab Contractors
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Never bet on American Football but blindly put £150 on Seahawks. Anyone got a stream? Every stream I find is just adverts.
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>>64812202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpidRI59c8Y
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>>64812002

market for the game was suspended for past 10 minutes on bet365
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa_SkidhXQ4&index=30

Stream for flamengo-palmeiras lids
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>>64812347
>bet365 babby
zzzzzz
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Vikings still above evens, become a big boy today and go LARGE on em
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>>64812422
kys
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>>64812277
ffs this is just adverts too...
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>>64812519

Get ad blocker you div
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>>64812519
That's how it's supposed to be. The team that causes the most ad breaks wins.
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>>64812596
No the video works fine. The game came up for about 5 minutes then adverts keep interrupting it. Just had one for VW.
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U10.5 fh is a special desu
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re-backing valadores slags -1, viseu GK is desperately trying to catch breath inbetween all these shots on target
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>>64812745
Jk
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>>64812002
-1 a large, IR are going to tire a lot
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Need a Valadares goal like air
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>4th & 13
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>>64812921
line was just smacked from 1.85 to 1.70, this does not lose t b h
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>10 shots on target without a goal
need a portugese goalie gf like A I R
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>>64812875
Tfw won't unsuspend
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i got 150 EU riding on Juventus and napoli double

napoli came in

let the sweat begin.
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>>64812745
HUP HUP
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>This is old school football
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No goals in Reykjavik in our lifetime. Also wondering what 365 smelled to suspend the market forever
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lel
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>>64813640
the cursed pole

DAC
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/bet/ mafia up again
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>>64810279
So far so good. Numbers at half. Only one that worries me is Michael o64.5

Wilson U 246.5 pass yards - 39
Bridgewater U 193.5 pass yards - 68
Michael O 64.5 rush yards - 28
Baldwin U 69.5 receiving yards - 22
Longest pass catch U 44.5 - 22
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So many chins to test so little time
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Can't even begin to imagine how much the Swansea and KR shitposter is down, pmsl what a slug.
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Wow some unreal darts from scott waites.

valient effort from jeff smith though.
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>>64813980

KR guy is /bet/ mafia trying to get a better price on IR, possibly you.
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>>64813980
reminds me of that South Park slug from a few weeks back
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can't even picture the sheer sums i lost on woman's football in my lifetime, keep telling myself it will even out and i'm just being sexist everytime i hesitate because it's slags

no more, not again
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/bet/ mafia is always watching :^)
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>>64814065

pretty obvious when theyre shitposting though, same guys always using the same posting style
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>>64814018
Don't think it is. Just another example of some anon bigging up a bet, going mad when they score/bet wins but just totally ignoring any goals against/bet loses
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praying to allah for 2 Cardiff goals tbqh
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Newnes such a brand babby
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>>64814307
Newnes and Phelan the two worst offenders. Both would clearly be laying bricks if it wasn't for gambling. Good to see the money doesn't buy your class theory being proven correctly.
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HOW THE FUCK WASNT THAT INTENTIONAL GROUNDING

WHY DOES THE NFL NOT FUCKING CALL ANYTHING ON SEATTLE
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>>64814176

Do you really expect him to go wild about a losing bet? There was plenty posts about IR scoring so its not like it just gets swept under the carpet if it doesn't win
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>>64814420

I was also thinking this.
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>>64814398
Talk me through a day to day outfit
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>>64814421
It's the updating of the score when it's in his favour and totally ignoring any goal against the bet which grinds my gears
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>>64814420
There was a receiver like 3 yards away from him
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>>64814420
this tbbh
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WEATHER
E
A
T
H
E
R
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I thought seahawk was a lock
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Who /comfyonU40/ here?
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putting the wife's kids' futures on Messi winning the Balloon door
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>>64814712
Here 2ez
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BetaKnight T R E M B L I N G
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>>64814539
>his favour

There is quite a few anons who do it m8 including me but its not on every tip and goals against definitely don't get ignored. Don't really know what you expect to come out of the constant moaning about stuff tbqh
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>>64814744
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>>64814827
Ignore the wet wipe, leftie, student dullard. He just doesn't like seeing others success.
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>>64814917

WETWIPE
E
T
W
I
P
E

DON OF THE /bet/ MAFIA
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>>64814487
Personally I like to stick to the basics. Take most my taste from James Bond when he's not wearing a suit. Back in the Netherlands I dressed a bit more "fashion" and Justin Theroux with a bit less leather would be a good example of that. Really the only rules are make sure everything is slim fitting (cut close to the body) and never wear graphic t-shirts or shorts when not at the beach. Think it's obvious that once you finish high school you leave the sports sneakers at home.

http://thecomman.com/dressing-like-james-bond-on-a-budget/
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Reminder that students are scum
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>>64815008
I-I'm just trying to pay off this cr-crippling debt early
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Atletico goal when?
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>That unenthusiastic throw of the flag by the ref
lel
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Alright, now I'm in suicide watch
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Seahawk backers T R E M B L I N G
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>Placing a bet on Sunday after 5pm GMT
Literally handing the bookies your money.
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>>64814715

Can you still bet on that after FIFA accidentaly released the winner for 2015 already?
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>Collinsworth saying gimmick
New /bet/ gimmick when?
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Giresunspor SW is the ultimate value bet right now
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>>64813625
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>>64815339
What if you prestaked?
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I have $300 on Seattle

Fuck you /bet/, you told me it was a lock
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>>64815699
Only bets that should be made are shitty NFL and NBA bets to mug up your account.
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>>64815779

>listening to /bet/a
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why has euan disappeared?
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>>64815779
no, it was metaknight' being desperate with chasing losses
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>>64815779
gobbled up by the nfl /bet/ mafia
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>>64815779

No. I REPEATEDLY said it will be very close and the Seahawks spread was too large. You listened to americans which is a no.
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wilson channeling his inner GOAT guys
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is there a bet in these jamaican matches?

would i be able to play in the jamaican league? Could help the fix for you lids
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Just need one more Seakhawk TD
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Seattle comeback is on lids.
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>>64816037
>No. I REPEATEDLY said it will be very close and the Seahawks spread was too large. You listened to americans which is a no.
You don't know nearly what you think you do about the NFL, you whelp
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Wonder what sp is doing right now
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>>64816438

probably hung himself
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>>64816373
Their still not covering or even winnning
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>>64816373

y-you too
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FUMBLE !!
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SEATTLE IS A LOCK

told you ;)
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HERE

WE

GO
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ITS HAPPENING
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The -4.5 is as good as lost now.
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>>64816883
Stop and a touchdown. And/or pick 6.
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Under15.5 in the 4th quarter is a special senpaitachi
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Clippers -9.5 and o204
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>>64816946
Naow at evens. Literal free money.
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need Seattle to lose and for you guys to be DAC

I used to love all of /bet/ but I'm down a fucking cunt on gambles much better than babby American shite

I need you to feel my pain
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tfw -2.5
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Mackers in court when?
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>>64817034

f-fuck you too
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>>64817034
then why did they lose? did your precious rball & soccerway let you down?
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Jesus christ, I don't need shit I bet on to be this close.
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Celta +1
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>>64817263
>>64817335
>the people on his Twitter all worshiping him like a genius

I bet he wouldn't post it if he lost
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>>64817263
>>64817335
Smart
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>>64817263
>>64817335


How many of you have made bets of this proportion before?
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jesus, single chase bet on gaziantep +0.5 btfo in the 89th minute, utter utter tears, need a seahawks TD like precious A I R
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>>64817446
>>64817443
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>>64817541
How do you think smackers made his millions? He pioneered this technique.
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>>64817263
kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64817034
What you been on today? I'll assess whether they were good bets or not
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>>64817635

Got to wonder how people like them actually make it through life in one piece
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>>64813757
Only way to lose would be a Bridgewater dragon. Prevent pls xecucks.
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>>64810279
SO SO SHREWD
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Literally lotto
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>>64817263
>>64817335
>>64817263

this is going to bite him so bad
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>>64817824
pmsl
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Seattle backers in absolute tears
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seacocks backers on cardiac arrest watch
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>>64813625
>>64815696

bookie be like

i'm raping serie A to be honest family
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tfw youre dac on brazil u20 and he's up sums
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>>64818203
>Fractional
>>
LOOOL MINNESOTA
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>shanking a chipshot
ayy
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>>64817775
WOOP WOOP
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L O L

SEATTLE ML UP BRAINS
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>>64818579

post slip
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>>64816946
HUP HUP. If you followed both my specials you should be uac (-:
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OG MY GOD

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
LOTTO
LOTTO
LOTTO EL
I'M ALIVE
I'M ALIVE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>tfw Redskins are going to win and the Bengals chimping out will ruin your acca
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Unhealthy amounts of money on the Packers ML. Chasing so so much. The pressure in my chest is killing me.
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>>64818694
You right now.
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>>64817034
fuck off guys

no justice in this world
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>>64818968
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>
Averaging -348.90 a day this year. I've only ever failed to turn a profit over a weekly period twice and just managed to make 6 figures last year. Head has well and truly gone, not sure when this is going to end, more loss days than profit days in 2016 so far and 3 minus four figure days. My dog's paws are worn out from all the walks ffs.
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>Vikings
Wasn't on them but so gutted t b h
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>>64818889

No, I just doubt you got on Hawks ML @1.4 or whatever it was, most people were on -4.
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>>64819179

Ever thought of just doing yourself in?

That way, at least we wouldn't have to listen to you whine.
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STILL, I repeat STILL haven't won on an American tip that has been ridiculously hyped up

NORTH AMERICANS CLUELESS. LONG LIVE /BRITBET/ TBQH

>in before people on Seahawks claim to be up somehow and I should've known to get out
>inb4 muh why you bother betting on it in the first place
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>>64819146
m-muh long run value
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>>64819179
>My dog's paws are worn out from all the walks ffs.

Ded
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>>64819331
Rude
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N-never in d-doubt
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>>64819262
Same, I avoided this game, but really wanted them to win. Guess I'll take solace from Pete Carroll shitting the bed again
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FA Cup Weekends are the best.

Up £1590 since Friday night, another £370 on the NFL so far.

If Juve win that's me over 2k for the weekend.

Not bad from starting with less than £40
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>>64819348
>making single game ATS bets in the NFL playoffs
Bad move senpai. Most scrutinized lines around.
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How do you face your team after choking like that?
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>>64819461

Lol

How's your butt right now
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>>64819447

>defending a degenerate gambler
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>>64819510

Course you are mate
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>>64819179
It's ok Joe, stop overthinking your bets, just variance.
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Every Brit I've met who likes NFL has been a massive dullard. Strange people.
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>>64819461
Have to be a little concerned after this performance
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>>64819510
Wwtb?

>>64819531
I think he'll be presenting his butt, rather than his face, as an offering to Adrian Peterson
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>>64819594

Ouch. Your jealousy hurts.

Banked it so I don't end up putting it on something stupid. Will play about with the Juve winnings.
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>>64819618

even your hero Nick Goff?
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>>64819658

I am not jealous because I dont believe you, could easily post a few slips but you clearly wont will you ;)
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>>64819618
I agree with this statement.
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>>64819578
I'm the guy who is down, bets weren't even lotto bar one or two

>>64819595
Not Joe, sick of good bets going down and never had a run like it
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Decided to bet for the first time on Minnesota

Fuck that
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>>64819618
Good post
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>>64819733

>because I don't trust people on 4chan with my slips I must be lying
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what happened to the benfica game
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>>64819808

>trust people on 4chan with my slips

pmsl they dont have your name and address on mate, ill let you off cause this is a better excuse then the usual "b-but inspect element"
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>>64819773
Fancy posting your bets today? Reckon we've been on similar bets, this week has been tough.
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where the fuck can I bet if I'm American
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>>64819808
Pmsl
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wtb in the next game
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tfw haven't had a winning bet in time and just sit here watching all the tips fly in
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>>64819910
Bovada and 5dimes are the most common
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>>64819637
Meh, seattles offense is still amazing, the cold obviously played a huge factor. And their defense is still best in the league. Might hedge but p confident still
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>>64820046
Nobody listen to this, they are getting spanked next week
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>>64819948
Green Bay ML Mehmet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Gg0RdEWQk
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>>64819948
always bet on florida panthers
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barmy army
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>>64819875
Giresunspor +1 from 0-1 - Void last min
KR -1 - Loss, med/large
Aue FH +0.25 - Won, tiny
Oberhausen - - Won but pennies
Besiktas -0.75 - Loss, med
Swansea +0.25 (lotto) - Loss, tiny

Missed Sivas because of rball and missed Bandirma prices, couldn't get on bubblegum shite either
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France Juve getting kinda sweaty
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>>64820148

brb posting real music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
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>>64819348
>in before people on Seahawks claim to be up somehow
AWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>64820310

werent you on the spread too though?
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>>64820277
this is fucking awful
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>>64820310

Just crawl down a hole and die.

Cunt.
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>>64820367

oi rude boy shut up
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lads, lads, lads
WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT LOL

we get marshawn lynch back next week and we cruise to the superb owl.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
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>>64820277
Literally cheeky nando's the song
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>>64820367
Tory
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Brasil such a fraud
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>>64820277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b9-eflxM-4
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>>64820277

leave /bet/ please
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>>64820538
Tears, I'm on u3.5 as well. Missed the half win/full win on earlier game zzz. Need to just follow everything blind, even the draw bets, being selective doesn't work.
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>>64820335
>betting on spreads
most -ev thing you can do tbqhapfwy
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I made a bet at the beginning of college football playoffs that 'Bama would win it all. Should I be nervous right now?
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>>64820267
Bayer Leverkusen -1 is the chase. I'm in similar position, averaging £41/day, shocking stuff.
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>>64820277
>london

just fucking level the shithole
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>>64820638

>betaKnight trying to lecture people on whats ev

Nah
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>>64820277

Banger desu don't listen to /betplebs/
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>>64820430
I remember you saying you were a cards fan 20 threads back.. Guess youre a bandwagoner like the rest of seattles fan base lol
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>>64820763
>racism
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>>64813625
Me and France UAC
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>>64820335
yeah, I only came out net like 30 bucks. More happy about the seahawks win than anything else.

Brit anon was right, I was wrong.
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>>64820277
banging dat m8 when can i hear it on top of the pops?
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>>64820814
>little white boys listening to this shit
end it all
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https://youtu.be/BAbvgvlMRUI
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>tfw no gf
>tfw crush now has boyfriend

I bet he has never been restricted by a bookmaker ffs
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>>64820812
lol, i am a cards fan. just because i'm a fan doesn't mean i can't be objective and pick the winning team. never let your heart get in the way of your brain though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcid5eBAug4
Certified banger
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>>64820796
why not be a man and trip up? if you want to talk shit at least do so without the veil of complete anonymity.
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>people still give metaKnight non-ironic replies
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https://youtu.be/QfRJyt3gTzo?t=1m10s
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zzzzzz back to Uni tomorrow
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>>64821157
o.k
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>Small rball bets win
>Big bets with actual info/research lose
>Listening to /bet/ about KR

Never again desu. Good thing the Packers are about to make me UAC.
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>>64821167
you're one of those who actually believes i lost my entire roll in one weekend aren't you?

please have sex
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>>64821269
Wilf Zaha 1:44
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>>64821301

still confident about that mate? ;)
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s a f e t y
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>>64820735
I'm with you on the chase m8
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>>64821502
Rebacking actually.

>People actually thinking a team out of the NFC East is any good

Mein sides.
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>>64821065
>"we get marshawn lynch back next week and we cruise to the superb owl."
>we
>we

Bandwagon scum eats boogers and cum
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Post some good /betting/ jams. No kaffirs pls. http://youtu.be/hjIHmTEBgL0
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>Going to get the Packers on a +9.5
Shaking.
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>>64821637

>implying the Packers are good
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lads I want to produce/perform the /bet/ rap but idk what genre I should go for

what do you listen to when being UAC/DAC?
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surreal
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>>64821778

Nestle please dont put anymore money on the packers mate
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LADS LADS LADS. Imagine not staking your entire roll on GB ML. IMAGINE.
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>>64821985
J-just one more reback! I promise!
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Imagine getting into the endzone but not scoring a TD. IMAGINE.
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zzzzzz only up 6 digits today.... https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/9854c5aYlhGOFFmZW4rQ0ZzOXNvZ2NDTEtNQT09/r/707/
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>>64822360
>magine getting into the endzone but not scoring a TD. IMAGINE.
Packers don't have to imagine.
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fuckong packers mang ruined muh dayy
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It's cute the way American's think they can actually make money betting
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>>64822579

>le always drunk Dane

Still early lid
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>>64807421
9/11 never happened edition.
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>>64822694
wish I could drink m8

fuck me up, haven't touched shet for 3 years
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Pretty relieved to see the back end of the first betting week of the year.. Post 1 word summaries here.
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>>64822802
world
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>>64822802
Suicide
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>he didnt get on u20.5 fh
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>>64822802
down
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>>64822802
Go sleep with that hambeast of yours Jay.
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>>64822802
Pleasing
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>>64822802

average
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>>64822938
That's more than one word
>>64822802
Tough
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>>64822871
>>64822982
Post last 5 bets, dying to see what I should have been on
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>>64822802
Inconsistent
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>>64823070
I wasn't being serious, anyone up a lot for the week must be muggy or trying to look unbeatable on a Kazakhstani model train collecting forum
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>>64822802
first half of week: UAC
second half of week: Suicide
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Euan been snapchatting me all day leading up to when his ban ends with increasing fervent, turns out it was Eastern time and he's still banned pmsl. He'll be back soon lids.
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>>64823346

whats your snapchat mate?
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anyone on leverkusen?
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pmsl just seen Euan tweeting Basi Booms
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>>64823346
>>64822802
>>
Are the Redskin fans actually chanting USA after their touchdown?
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>>64823562
No. It's "you like that".
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>>64823389
On
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>>64823562
Theyre saying You Like That its a meme
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>>64821830
/bet/ is all about trapping out the bookie so make a trap house banger
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Whatever happened to @NorwayFotball?
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Pray for BT
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Based America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFauH5mUCdM
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>>64823389
on -1, team selection looking gud.
all downhill
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>>64823505
>>64822802
BPB

>>64823666
They're coming back when the season starts again
>checked
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Green Bay +9.5 surreal. hup hup
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>>64822802
pennies
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>>64824003

its still the first half you fucking freak
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>>64823986
I look forward to your div 3 pre stakes also, will open up a unibet and only be allowed double figures on each bet of course
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>>64824182
R
U
D
E
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>>64823656
I was thinking this but I want to throw in a bunch of really gimmicky /bet/ references into the beat, as in bet365 goal sounds, 'cannot spake's etc
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http://www.sportsintegrityinitiative.com/canadian-soccer-plans-action-to-curb-match-fixing-threat/
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W I N D
I
N
D
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BASED refs in the clops game
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>>64822894
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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o-ok
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>>64824490
I need this song like A I R
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>>64824501
Blowing air most likely. Aren't most clubs owned by Eastern Europeans?
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>>64824736
I have a day off tomorrow, I'll work on it then and see if I can make a start
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Chicharito and calhanoglou both off

fugg
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>>64824790

>browsed /bet/ for about a week
>thinks he can make a /bet/ rap

please leave
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probably worst friendly yet
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>Those annoying female screams in the crowd
>Backing Green Bay in America
>Betting against them in Antigua

What a time to be alive.
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Why were GB Packers at 6.5
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>>64825398
They were playing bad leading into the playoffs
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This friendly is terrible.
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>>64825431
So they will throw this away in the next two quarters?
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>>64825479

No they'll win this one
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-1 and o1.5 definitely lost now
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Packers are literally free money right now
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OH SHIT A YELLOW CARD BETTER FUCKING SUSPEND THE GAME
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Imagine missing the WORLD tennis bet right now. Up insane from first set.
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Jarryd chaplin value bet
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>this ref in the veracruz game
A 6 year old could probably do better desu
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3 weetabix is a bit much to be honest because they just go soggy before you can eat them all.
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christ this game
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>Betting on tennis
Never again.
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>>64825718
>value bet
>(You)
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>>64826355
>>64825694
>(You)
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>>64826355
>>64826669
sorry lads looked good during first set damn lost way too much on this
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>>64825982
You dont eat your weetbix soggy?
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>>64826737
I like my weetabix to have a little bit of structure.
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>>64826696
No worries mate. Cheers for the heads up.
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large stake on under 3.5 in the schalke game
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>>64827062
its like you hate money
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>>64827062
Why?
>>64826796
Weird 2bh
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Going large if chivas get to evens
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>>64827319
Fml
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Mackers unreal
>>
TWO POINT CONVERSION
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>>64824003
eeeeeeeeeeeeeease
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>>64827392
What was he on?
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>>64827779
Parham +1.5
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Penalty incoming in the Veracruz game
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M A C K E R S
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hahahaha of course, u3.5 coming home easily. 2 goal game maybe
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>People doubting the Packers ML

A salute to the spirit of /freemoney/.
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>>64828577
>bitched out and took the +7.5
;_;
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Anyone else here saw the value in Jordan Speith for the Hyundai Tournament? Was legit going to put down 650. Would have been up insane sums if I wasn't waiting on a new bank card. FML
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Well, judging from the final scores, this ended up being a decent bet.
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how am I lookin? Idk if I should be greedy tonight. Oilers are kinda worrying me
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>>64829917
Nobody here knows hockey lid. Go ask somewhere else.
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>>64829943
;_;
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>>64829943
This.

Lost every tipped hockey bet I've ever placed.
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>>64829917

Cash out m8, you've made double your profit! Slow and steady wins the race.
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>>64830039
This desu.


Literally shaking at the thought that he doesn't win.
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Lost my head
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>>64829917
Cashing out is for pussies
Then again, you are Canadian
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fugg
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>>64830039

>Irish advice
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>>64822802
UAC
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>>64830353

It's called not being a fucking retard. He's already won 2 out of 3 bets and gained more than double his initial bet. Fuck off if you don't think that's solid advice to cash out. Oilers are nearly 2/1 and lost their last game against tampa bay at home 3-2.
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>>64830425
It's a good thing that he bet on the other team then
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>>64830425

You're being subtly trolled my potato friend
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>>64830425
>de oirish
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>>64830505

My point is that it can go either way. Both teams are known for high scoring matches.
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>>64830425
>It's called not being a fucking retard.
Not even the guy you're talking to but your method is more retarded
>Oilers at just above evens
>Could simply throw 60 at them and worst case scenario is more than 20 up, 60+ up if Panthers win
>Advise him to cashout for 40 profit
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>>64830425
it is good advice my potato friend. Panthers are also 11 straight right now and are the best team in the NHL with the way they're playing. However I'll most likely cash out right before the game
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>>64830514
>subtly trolled

I'm being serious, cash out is -ev. Bookies don't offer it to just be nice to you
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>>64830578
Why back then in the first place then, retard?
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>>64830533
Your point was that the Panthers would win. Now you're just backtracking. Cashout is almost never the right option
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>>64830628
because hockey is a mess. I usually stay away from it but decided to put down some money I won from football this weekend.
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>>64829917
Cashing out is the most -ev introduction to betting ever, it simply increases the bookies profits....

I never recommend cashing out unless its a muggy one dollar accy and you have savings of <$500
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>>64830659

>cashout is almost never the right option

Spoken like a true addict.
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>>64830684
Assuming you're not trolling you should really stop speaking now. Hedge is almost always far more +ev especially on a market with only two outcomes
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>>64830721
Assuming you have backed a single on +0.5, backing -0.5 and cashing out give the same returns on bet365. Same if you have only one unsettled line on an accy. Other bookies take a cut.
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>>64830684
>true addict
kek is that an insult?

In truth, only an addict would try to justify cashout
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>>64830791

You're more delusional than I originally thought. An addict would be the person who doesn't know when to stop. By saying that cashing out is almost never the right option just shows how addicted you are and displays that you don't know when to stop or call it a day.
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Just got done celebrating the Packers win with the lads. To the butt hurt Brit who kept saying Washington was easy money and that Minnesota couldn't lose to Seahawks cuz the cold benefits the Vikings, I just want to say thank you for the tip of going opposite of you.
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>>64830886
You're utterly clueless. The culture on /bet/ is to place bets based on their value and getting an edge over the bookies. By cashing out you're killing both the value and the edge you're holding over the bookies. In the long run affecting your overall profit negatively.

Though I wouldn't expect a penny punting weekend EPL accy warrior like you to understand this. ;)
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>Nothing to bet on
>she's not replying
I hate Sunday's now that football is pretty much done
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The skedj tomorrow looking W O R L D
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>>64831017
how so
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>>64830666

checked'
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>>64830930

You don't need to hide behind a VPN to call me out. Don't talk shit if you haven't a clue how hockey works. He's won 2 out of 3 bets and simply asked should he cash for more than half his profit. If the panthers lose he'll be out of pocket with no money whatsoever. You can say all you want about getting an "edge" over the bookies but when you factor in how unpredictable hockey really is, it's the right option to cash out.

I find it hilarious how you make me out to be some kind of accy placer addict. I've probably earned more profit in the past 6 months than you've earned in your whole time betting and shitposting on /bet/. And no I wont place my slip to appease your autism.
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>>64831068

it isn't, i just said it cause I see the brits say it.
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>>64831108
I appreciate the subtle troll by spelling it "skedj"
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>>64830927
>butthurt Brit

I'm pretty sure it was the Vikings +4.5 that he kept raving on about being a good bet and it won. Pipe down son.
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>>64831086
oilers are shit against any team with a strong defence, they will lose this game
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>>64831157
This run for the Panthers has to be done at some point. They cant just keep going. Oilers have a good chance.
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I'm confused, how come bovada doesn't offer cashing out?
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>>64831108
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>>64831198

Go to bed
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>>64831210
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>>64831180
the streak wont be undone by a team like the oilers
>>
Just got back from a weekend of shagging. What's the late night lotto amerimug coinflip bet?
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>>64831237

>Serena wont lose to a 39 year old Italian woman
>Serena is free money
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>>64831086
Lid I've probably made more over the last 3 days than you've made all month.

Also I'm talking about cashing out in general not about some silly NHL accy (the NHL holds no edge what so ever) any bet placed on it would be seen as money thrown out of the window by any seasoned bettor and if it hits good fun.

Also don't worry I don't need to see your slip because you've already proven twice that you're utterly clueless on the subject.
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>Euan got banned for shitposting as anon

pmsl
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>>64831086

>You can say all you want about getting an "edge" over the bookies but when you factor in how unpredictable hockey really is, it's the right option to cash out.
>>
Why do people claim whatever sport they are an expert on is "unpredictable"?
>>
>>64831553
Ask Mackers this about Bolivia
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>>64831634
>If Mackers continues at his current pace he will be broke by the time of the Olympics.

2016 is going to be an interesting year tbqh. Will have to renew my sub.
>>
>>64831738
Nah his Asian accounts will get shut down preventing him from losing it all
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>>64831760
kek forgot about that one. He'll just open a new one in his birds name.
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>>64831856
>>64831760

Why would his accounts shut down?

Pls no bully
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>>64831987
Costing the mob too much money.
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>>64832087
Riddle me this.

Mackers is obviously a huge degenerate addict down in the hundreds of thousands.

Where the flying fuck does he get so much money to stake?
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>>64832142

he made millions in previous years
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>>64832155
>previous years
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>>64832142
Started with a roll of I think 5k and turned it into this over 5 years.
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>>64832273
Forgot image.
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fugg thunder
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>>64829917
same Canadian here.
I ended up cashing out when it was at $145
Thanks for the negative reinforcement bet/ bros
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>>64830930
this tbqh
>>64831017
where does the value lie lid
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Good job Packers :)

To believe you were at +6.5 when I went to bed.
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Someone toast up a new bread pls
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>>64822802
steady
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RIP
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>tfw fucked up sleep schedule caused me to miss the GB +9.5 & Pelicans +10 specials and i'm autistic so have to watch every bet I make
>>
none of you slugs are betting on the financials this morning?
>>
What is THE bet of the day lads?
>>
>>64836140
looking pretty dire, all i can think of is Crystal Palace @ 2.40 to beat Aston Villa but that's in a couple of days
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>>64836160
Panathinaikos is playing the last one in the Greek first division away. @ 1.40 any value in that?
>>
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>>64836225
greedy cunts the bookies are
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>>64836777
Stay safe bro
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>>64836777
Checked :)
>>
>>64836091
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead,
there's... s-something wrong
C-c-can you... hear... me, Major Tom?
>>
"I've heard a rumor from Ground Control; Oh no, don't say it's true" - David Bowie - Ashes To Ashes. Feeling older this morning!
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>>64836862

His music is average desu
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>>64836906
I bet you haven't listened to it all
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>>64836906
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>>64836925

Most of it, but I prefer real music like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
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Liked Heroes when they played it in the olympics but never listened to his stuff desu, at school loads of nerds droned on about how good he was so never bothered listening
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>>64836938
shite banter desu
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