/NFL/ General: Owl Edition

Tom

1st for Bengals are da bomb

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Broncos

>tripfags

>>>64802040
i think im gonna spend the money on some seeds and just grow the shit myself

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memes

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

Toxins are based

>>64802086
You know this shit is scripted to get one more peypey tommy showdown right?

>>64802040
I can kind of relate, I'm a complete normie barring some hobbies I keep in the closet.

Fuck Adam Jones

>>64802098

chiefs don't stand a chance against the pats, fuck off with your tinfoil hat shit

>>64802086
Now that the Chiefs playoff drought has officially ended can this stale copy pasta finally be put to rest?

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>>64802086
>Krabs is now a Chiefs fan after years of mental abuse from being a Jets fan

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>tfw best pass rush in NFL

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>>64802083
areyou in a place where that's legal? i have a friend from high school who worked on a weed farm in denver, he said it was a lot of work but weirdly rewarding
>>64802100
this place is where i get out all my autism because otherwise i'd prolly do it in public
>>64802118
>the chiefs have won a super bowl more recently than the jets
wew lad

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>tfw my powerball quickpick was 13-57-34-32-19::16

Still had a better chance to win than the bunglels, what a dissapointing game.

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Thank you anon

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>>64802086
The power of shitposting is real

Praise Smeth

>>64802135
i live in washington so if i get the permits i could

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>>64802118
naw, just appreciate dedication to shitposting

>>64802152
How long until she goes BLACKED

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with a top 5 offense and a top 10 defense in the NFL won't repeat as Superbowl champs this season

>Tom Brady (objectively and statistically a top 1 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jonas Gray (best young RB in the game who will be 100% awake and punctual, he will put up 500+YDs/5+TDs/5.0+YPC, against the colts alone)
>Rob Gronkowski (a top 1 TE and going into this season will be fully ready to be elite again 1600+YDs/16+TDs)
>Aaron Dobson(literally a Randy Moss-clone)
>Julian Edelman (top 10 WR, 1300+YDs/8+TDs)
>Brandon Lafell (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Jamie Collins/Donta Hightower (two of the fastest and most explosive LBs in football)
>Bryan Stork (best young blocking Center in NFL)

>Best Front 7 in the NFL
>Top 3 LB corp in the NFL
>Top 5 Defense in the AFC

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Patriots aren't Repeating this season

The Patriots Superbowl repeat drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap It

>>64802111
Except Pittsburgh and Baltimore are more like two rocks that will bash the shit out of each other until the end of time or they both disintegrate into oblivion.

>>64802133
>2016
>losing to miami

>>64802167
Isn't the entire offense ded?

Guys, I-I don't f-feel so good... I...

>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

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Post QBs better than Hoyer

>>64802149
sounds like a good time
don't you need like land to do that? i was under the impression you couldn't just do it in your house or w/e
>>64802152
everything in this picture is so attractive and there's that fucking dog
top tier photo

>>64802167
Looks familiar.. Did I write that?

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Post 'em

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Feelin' good lads.

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>>64802188

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>tfw no head coach

>>64802152
>that flat ass
Low test detected
>>64802186
Shhh
Toms got it covered
>>64802192
No I fucking wrote it before the season

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>>64802195
go hawks

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>They think 18-1 isn't happening

>>64802209
Liar

The Stork part is definately me

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>>64802133
>Josh McDaniels still has a job despite his offense being exposed as YAC babbys
Of course the offense will better when Edelman comes back, it's built for him to run all over defenders after catching short passes from Brady and turning them into 25 yard receptions

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>>64802188

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>tom brady doesn't even make all-pro
>despite having better stats than newton and palmer

holy kek, how bitter can the NFL be?

>>64802241
WHOA

>>64802207
you don't need one. Ronde barber for head coach

>>64802188
Literally all of them

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with a top 5 offense and a top 10 defense in the NFL won't repeat as Superbowl champs this season

>Tom Brady (objectively and statistically a top 1 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jonas Gray (best young RB in the game who will be 100% awake and punctual, he will put up 500+YDs/5+TDs/5.0+YPC, against the colts alone)
>Rob Gronkowski (a top 1 TE and going into this season will be fully ready to be elite again 1600+YDs/16+TDs)
>Aaron Dobson(literally a Randy Moss-clone)
>Julian Edelman (top 10 WR, 1300+YDs/8+TDs)
>Brandon Lafell (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Jamie Collins/Donta Hightower (two of the fastest and most explosive LBs in football)
>Bryan Stork (best young blocking Center in NFL)

>Best Front 7 in the NFL
>Top 3 LB corp in the NFL
>Top 5 Defense in the AFC

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Patriots aren't Repeating this season

The Patriots Superbowl repeat drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap It

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>>64802225
>They think they will get past Russell "playing like a damn fiddle" Wilson

>>64802227
No it's not
You never liked gray or dobson
Faggot
>>64802235
>of course the offense is better when the #1 WR is back
Some advanced analytics going on over here

>>64802249
THERE

I think it would be cool if the seahawks lost 4 super bowls in a row like the bills, but it wouldn't be as bad since they at least won one

>>64802250
Ronde for coach
Tiki for oc
the corpse of monty kiffin for dc

>>64802265
MOTHER

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For Seahawk fans

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>>64802188
BSR coming through

>>64802257
>27-23

>>64802190
depends on what you wana do, if you want to be a supplyer you have to have land. but there is land a-plenty in west washington, the only problem is youre gonna have to live in west washington lol

if youre just trying to be a caregiver hell yeah you can just grow that shit at your house. just make sure you have the right credintials

>>64802253
you guys make it dramatic, we'll meet you next year, who knows we might let you have it

>>64802279
THERESA

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If Patriots win next weekend /sp/ is going to hit its shitposting critical mass and collapse in on itself.

>>64802315
Chefs pls

>>64802315
>Pats win
Shitpost
>Pats lose
Shitpost

There are no losers

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Save us based Jules.

Is Ryan Shazier elite?

>>64802315
it'll explode regardless who wins, it'll be the shitposting owl with both of them entering cocky and one leaving butthurt beyond repair.

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>>64802315
>Chefs win everything
>a new age of shitposting begins

>>64802345
He's a dirty headhunting cancer patient, but yeah he's pretty elite.

>>64802141
>black text

Fix dat fukken font

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>tfw no head coach

>>64802352
>dirty headhunting
spotted the bungle fan

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Is Bryant elite?

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>>64802332
>tfw first play from Edelman is a punt return for a TD

>if the Bengals had won, Burfict running to the locker room would have been the funniest shit
>instead he's the goat

I'd probably kill myself if I was a Cincinnati fan.

>>64802377
Lions fan desu, but did you not see the hit on Bernard? The guy lowered his helmet to hit a defenseless player.

>>64802386
Looks like he is bringing his beard back unless this pic isn't new.

>>64802374
I didn't make this

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>>64802433
>>64802386

Fuck, my pic didn't upload.

>two Bengals players get blown up helmet to helmet
>no penalty
>Pacmans hit on "defenseless despite looking forward taking 2+ steps" wheaton(?)
>flags flags flags
>steelers coaches/fat guys in rain coats kept lip smacking w/ Bengals players
>every other play like 5 of them ran on the field baiting flags
>stoolers coach literally caught shoving a guy early in the game

Why do Pittsburgh coaches blatantly interfere? Shit was as bad as Tomlins sideline stunt.

>>64802376
you still kept your OC right? that should at least keep the offense on track

I think it was a pretty impressive turn around for being the worst team. I hope we get another pirate bowl soon

Is there a more meme team than the Bungholes

>>64802460
Seakeks

>>64802429
That is the part they get you on. Gio wasn't defenseless. This doesn't negate that Ryan's hit was illegal regardless, but when people stop bitching in 24 hours we are going to pretend tat it does.

>>64802386
>punt return
>against Dustin Colquitt
HAHAHAHAHA good fucking luck. If you even tried returning it the ball wouldn't even land before the defense gets there

>>64802299
>HGH is at my door

>>64802471

#1 defense three seasons in a row isn't very meme desu

>>64802449
Joey Porter and Munchak should have been fucking thrown out of the game

>>64802460

vikings, you'll find out why in less than 12 hours

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He's watching you senpai, better watch out

>>64802489
Found the Seakek

>>64802460
no, and fuck all those people that went "bengals are for real this year"

christ i actually thought the pats might repeat this year but kansas city has their number and is going to blow them the fuck out

no way patriots o-line can handle that pass rush, brady is going to throw like 3 picks

>>64802489
four years in a row, actually

>>64802507
You're right the patriots are bad this year and are going to lose, Brady is too old and Bill just isn't cutting it anymore.

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why this nigga not have any eyebrows?

>>64802537
gotta go fast nigga

>>64802537
He has that disease where he can't grow hair anywhere

not even pubes

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>>64802500

>>64802504

>Assblasted whiners fan

Nice "franchise" you got there. Should be relegated desu.

>>64802506
Dalton would have converted that 2-point attempt desu

>>64802507
how come all news outlets project after a 5-0 start " they will be undefeated, based on projections", but then never backwards project and go "based on the past 6 weeks, they should be 5-11""?

Chefs win da owl

tfw drunk and made rice w/ butter
shit is GOAT
>>64802507
chiefs are actually the worst matchup for the pats of all remaining AFC teams desu
pats fans should be mad at the bungles for bungling it, the steelers are a better opponent for them

>>64802553
>not BLACKED

>>64802537
alopecia areata

>>64802553
>not Chuck porn
Almost anon

Post your age, your team, and your 5 favorite players who played for that team and those players had to have played for that team when you actually watched football.

22

Pats

Tom Brady
Troy Brown
Tedy Bruschi
Kevin Faulk
Vince Wilfork

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>billion dollar Powerball jackpot

Should I play bros?

>>64802575
I meant cuck

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>>64802554

>>64802575
>Chuck porn
nobody wants to see Pagano in a porno breh

If I win the powerball, I'd buy Oakland a stadium

>thousands of receivers juggling footballs going down in the end zone
>not a catch
>guy loses control, presses ball on his leg rolling out of bounds
>catch

I can't even

>>64802589
I won $8

>>64802589
1.3 billion lad
If I win I'm buying a luxury cabin in the Yukon somewhere to live in peace.

Does anyone know where to DL the fucking Pits/Cin game? Need to save this for nostalgia

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>>64802592

>GOAT
>That old retard
>Not a picture of a true american hero

Filtered desu

>>64802578

20
Eagles

Donovan McNabb
Nnamdi Asomugha
Brian Dawkins
Michael Vick
Vince Young

>>64802589
Get as much as you can with 10bux and go for it anon.

>>64802578
19

$(ers

Steve Young
Jerry Rice
Frank Gore
Patrick Willis
Anquan Boldin

>>64802578
27

pats

brady
faulk
voelmer
chung
moss

>>64802578
23

steelers

jerome bettis

>>64802619
>>64802613
>>64802606
What's the strategy when playing the lottery? Do you just let the machine give you random numbers or do you pick them yourself?

>>64802617
>Nnamdi Asomugha
why lol

also what else should i eat /nfl/ i'm hungry as fuck desu

>>64802616
>Namath
>GOAT
>Barely won 1 super bowl

Seems like a cool dude though.

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>Tfw get to play arguably the most predictable QB in the NFL without his top receiver

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>>64802578
22

Seahawks

Matt Hasselbeck
Lofa Tatupu
Patrick Kerney
Jermaine Kearse
Richard Sherman

>>64802527
>Pats are going to drop 40 and win going away.
FTFY

>>64802578

63

Toxins

David Carr

>>64802578

22

Chefs

Tony Gonzalez
Priest Holmes
Smeth
Tamba Hali
Jared Allen ;_;

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>>64802648
fuck, forgot beast mode

committing Sudoku

>>64802578
70

Pats

Brady
Bledsoe
Moss
The GOAT AKA "sack master" Willie McGinest
Gronk

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>>64802646
>he doesn't believe in the power of smeth magic

>>64802664
>forgot Walter Jones

Just end yourself mate

>>64802645

Not like Broadway had a ton to work with desu

>>64802640
The odds are the same with random numbers or just picking 1 2 3 4 5 6
The only difference is if you pick a recognizable pattern or numbers from a sports team that's popular; you're more likely to tie and not get the full jackpot. Not like you would probably care.

>>64802640
there is none. just play a million dollar DFS, better odds

>>64802578
20

Wilfork
Gostkowski
Gronk
Law
Brown

>>64802642
Cum, the body produces estrogen from it

>>64802640
Never pick last winning numbers

>>64802646
>underestimating Travis Kelce
>overestimating your offensive line
prepare to play an actual defense for once this year.

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>>64802578
24

Bucs

Derrick Brooks
Ronde Barber
John Lynch
Mike Alstott
Jameis Winston

>>64802589
Yes. Use your winnings to buy 4chan and fire the janitors.

>>64802707
The pats have been pretty good against TEs this year
Except for that one game when Walker raped us
I'm not overestimating the OL either, I know it's shit

I think I'm done watching football forever. Literally might never recover from this. I was screaming at my tv and throwing things as those last few minutes occurred and when what I feared could happen happened I just collapsed and laid on my floor for an hour. My chest literally hurts and I cried over a loss for the first time in my life. This sport cannot be good for my physical or mental health

>>64802706
i thought cum was pure protein
>>64802731
lol u a bitch

>>64802578
19

naners

Frank Gore
Patrick Willis
Smeth
Bowman
Staley

>>64802507
I honestly don't see the Patriots losing. Granted it won't be a blowout but I feel like the presence of Edelman will make the Patriots offense run much faster. Pats line really hasn't been good since 2013 and yet it still managed in 2014 because it had receivers like Edelman getting open so fast. I don't have the Patriots going to the owl (lose to Denver in the conference championship) but I think they'll at least have the energy to go one and done. Remember that 41-14 is still in their heads while preparing for this game.

>not even a stillers fan
>still hyped as shit when Big Ben comes back to lead the game-winning drive

>>64802597
You under estimate Jim Irsay's drug addiction.

Guys
What if.. What if we pooled money? If we won the next lotto /nfl/ could build a team.

Post team names/location

>>64802731
the four previous losses for the past four years didn't do that to you?

>>64802734
Idk the science's but yeah estrogen is produced from it in minor amounts.

>>64802755
The /sp/ Spartans

>>64802755
London Sillynannies

>>64802731

You copy and pasted this from reddit, didn't you?

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>all those Bengals are da bomb posts all season long
>they literally bombed

Feels prophetic t b h

>>64802755
Nebraska H-bombs

>>64802757
This is probably the worst one for me. This and the Chargers one because both of those games should have been wins. How do you get the GW pick and then fumble on the next snap only to let a QB who injured his throwing shoulder drive down field and then get called for 30 yards on two penalties to put said team in FG range with 18 seconds left. How does this happen? How? Could you imagine, if we'd just got the 2pt conversion?

>>64802746
that game was made so much better when hill fumbled
big ben coming back in was movie-esque
if he only had thrown a dragon to win it, that would have been a bit more hollywood
still the outcomewas fantastic regardless
>>64802766
wow really? i thought you were meming
either way i finished my rice so i'm full
the question now is what to do with my time

>>64802793
BTFO

>>64802793
I don't get it

>>64802793
>Collinsworth bring the grade-A batz

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>>64802791
Getting beat by Tebow is still worse.

>>64802755
Sneak's Estrogen

Who will the Bills hire as HC after Rexy goes .5 again and misses the playoffs?

>>64802793
CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE DANK MEMES

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Hand egg is a silly sport. You have large men slam into eachother at high speeds every 2 minutes just to gain 3 yards of distance.
Stop spamming the board with your meme sport. Thanks

>>64802822
Marvin Lewis

>>64802793
kek
collinsworth is down with the current memes i guess
>>64802827
>bayonetta
are you like 14?

>>64802793

based collinsworth dropping the banter on his own team

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JUST

>>64802791

to be fair, steelers missed a 2 pt conversion as well, and thats been their thing all season

>>64802816
>implying sneak has money for the pool

I'd obviously take ownership, what other trip takes vice/gm?

>>64802830
>people will want a coach with the worst playoff record in NFL history

>>64802827
you must have been happy when Bayo was announced for smash.

>>64802851
it's the Bills, when it comes to playoff choking you don't get much worse

>>64802827

>>>/v/

Fuck off back to your shithole board.

>>64802844
That is fair indeed. There's just too many could have beens for this game and the way it ended just gutted me.

>>64802827
by pushing this thread to its limit and posting bait, you are only assuring there will be more

>>64802755
Nebraska Cyclones

and the first order of buisness is to hire Meme Kelly as our new HC

>>64802883
>not hiring Patricia

Do you even want to success

>>64802382
give him 2 seasons, then ask that again

>>64802883
>Chip Kelly
Guaranteed 3-13 season

>>64802916
chip kelly has literally never won less than 6 games as an NFL HC
unlike the raiders

>>64802578

22

puckers

rodgers
favre
reggie white
charles woodson
clay matthews

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>>64802843
is it weird that i feel bad for vontaze? he literally shouldnt have even been out there. He already made his what-was-suposed-to-be game winning int. if Jeremy Hill (feel bad for him too /:) didnt fumble the god damn ball. I'm sure he didnt even think that he hurt marlon on that last play anyway, he DID have his shoulder down, definitely wasnt a helmet on helmet.

>>64802755
start the Fig campaign.

Mariana Web/ Fedoras

>>64802896
>Patricia
>ever leaving BBs side

r u sure ur a pats fan?

>Antonio Brown KTFO by Burfict
>Burfict is the Steelers punishment for making excuse for James Harrison all those years
Justice.

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>F***ing ref did a horrible f***ing job. You got f***ing, uh uh, Jerry Porter in the middle of the f***ing field talking s**t to everybody and then when somebody say something to him, he don’t even supposed to be on the f***ing field.

Eagerly awaiting based Jerry's response to this

>>64802883
Second order of buisness: Steal Gregg Williams from STL

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so...the Chiefs are really going to meme their way to the owl right?

They face a New England team with no offensive line and then get to face Peyton Manning in the conference game. That's a fucking cakewalk to the owl.

the power of memes is going to let this happen and you all let it happen.

How do you feel about this?

>>64802952
>justice
>still lost the game
hmm

chiefs vs redskins

ooga-booga bowl

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Tonight's real MVP

>>64802849
Other Pats trips.
Need to base it off a team grounded in recent success.

>>64802926
They just won 7 m8

>>64802965
Don't really care tbqh. Although SB1 rematch would be extremely comfy.

>>64802965
if the pats dont make it, seacucks wins another owl, the cheefs arent going to meme their way past them

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>>64802965

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>>64802110
Yeah, totally. Chiefs stand absolutely no chance against the Pats, ever.

>>64802972
imagine if scobee had just been passed over

>>64802970
They lost, but Burfict has already RIPIP'd several of their players and no possibly Antonio Brown.

Like I said, payback for Harrison.

>>64802976
but they have won less than 7, pretty recently too
chip kelly in the past 3 years: 27-21
raiders in the past 3 years: 14-34
>>64802989
uh yeah, you really got them i guess
nice job

>>64802972
Kickers matter. Fuck what people say, they matter so much, as evident in the ravens meme win in pittsburgh this year

>>64802945
Our team would have shekels and me
Belichick would let him go to a respectable ownership

>>64802975
Sean is vice president then.

>>64802578
23

Cardinals

Warner
Jake the snake
Fitzgerald
John Brown
Palmer

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t-there's always next year right?

>>64802986

At gillette
Houston gimped
Maclin Kill
Le predictable QB man
Pats getting lots of players back fresh

Doesn't look good desu senpai

>>64802986
>muh regular season achievements
Then again I can't blame you. It took 20 years for the Chiefs to win a playoff game.

>>64802989
time spent getting even, is better spent getting ahead

>>64803010
This loss probably broke the team. Enjoy your dumpster fire.

>>64803001
They're fucked without Brown. They're season's as good as over. And my team didn't play today.

I aint been on this board in like 3 weeks now but let me just say

> bengals
> 0_playoff_wins.jpg

>>64803023
You're mistakenly assuming that I care whether the Bungles win or lose. In fact, I find them choking in the playoffs yet again amusing.

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>>64803010
no way. The team is about to fall apart, get the cancer out while it's still possible to recover

>>64802755
Helena, Montana
Nicknames:
option 1: Elk/Moose/Bobcats
option 2: "Grand Frontier"
option 3: Explorers, Mountaineers

I'd build the comfiest stadium in the NFL (think giant log cabin) and exploit the hell out of the altitude.

>>64802793
Collinsworth has been the banter king of this season desu

Between this and "at least he held onto his helmet", he's made me laugh a lot more than I thought he would

>>64803036
9,135 days without a playoff win

>>64803035
Their**** season

>>64803035
>They're season's as good as over
as opposed to the bengals' season which is actually over
i just don't see how you can spin this one so that cincinnati comes out looking anything other than fucking awful
>>64803052
that was jim nantz senpai

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>>64802932
>feeling bad for a worthless headhunting nigger with a history of dirty plays who LITERALLY lost the bengals the game

>>64803010
Coach is out, Hue's gonna jump ship too, you either lose Nelson or overpay to keep him, and you likely can't afford to keep both Marvin and Sanu.

If the Browns draft semi-competently, you could easily be first-to-worst

>>64803052
>"at least he held onto his helmet"

That was Jim Nantz.

>>64802578
25

Broncos

John Elway
Ed McCaffrey
Terrell Davis
Champ Bailey
Von Miller

Would put Romanowski, Peyton, Lynch, Atwater, Tom Nalen if I were to go to 10. I could fairly quickly make a list to 100 if I were asked

>>64803051
>indoor log stadium
>cozy chairs and fireplaces everywhere

I'd be down

>>64803076
>a worthless headhunting nigger with a history of dirty plays who LITERALLY lost the bengals the game

Anon, Shazier plays for the OTHER team.

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>Broncos already looking past the Steelers
>Barely beat the fucking chorgers and are starting a qb who still leads the league in pics and is a legendary choker.

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>>64802616
That is one GOAT COAT desu senpai. Montana still the GOAT tho

>>64802932
>is it weird that i feel bad for vontaze?
yes it is weird. The nigger lost you the game. If Lewis was Belichick he would of canned his ass right after the game to make a statement.

>>64803018

Road Warriors
Houston got time to heal
Chris Conley in the process of breaking out
>imblying you can stop his checkdowns
>imblying after that 30-0 BTFO the chiefs wont come back fresh too
Spencer Ware lookin scary
Andy Reid in full playoff form after getting the practice game out of the way
Eric Berry skyin over niggas already
weak AF pats o-line
>imblying broke ass edelmen wont get broke again
literally what run game
Defense held together with bubble gum and paper clips
not lookin 2 gud m8

>>64802578
22

Steelers

Troy Polamalu
Hines Ward
Joey Porter
Jerome Bettis
Heath Miller

>>64803099
>leads the league in pics
Brett Favre?
>>64803105
>Andy Reid in full playoff form
lol you know that's not a good thing right

>>64803093
i'm not defending the thugs on the steelers either; they were both starting shit all game and both deserved the shitshow of a game that they got. but that was a dirty as fuck hit done by a dirty as fuck player at the absolute WORST time in the game to get a penalty like that.

any player who can't control themselves when it matters most should be cut as far as i'm concerned

>>64803127
got the eagles to the owl, so id say thats pretty good thing

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>>64803105
>Andy Reid in full playoff form
you know that's not a good thing right?

>>64803133
>cut the guy who caught what should have been the game ending interception

Why do people keep mentioning edelman only? Are gronk and amendola out?

>>64803018
Houston is Healthy
Ware is at his best all year
Kelce stepped up in relief of Maclin
QB is sure as shit not predictable if you've actually watched him this year. His scrambling has been on point and his fly sweeps, power option, read option, and slant game has been 100x better the second half of the season since JC went down.
It'll be a close game, don't be naive.

>>64803103
The fuck is he looking at?

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>>64803136
do you remember what happened in that owl or are you too young?
>>64803140
triggered senpai ;_;

>>64803099
>looking past
Not particularly. Any given Sunday and maybe AB's concussion will make him play even better

>>64803144
and then lost the game almost single-handedly two minutes later

What the fuck is Ben Roethlisberger made of. Thats 3 (THREE) injuries now this year alone that looked like season ending injuries that he bounced right back from.

>>64802578
19

Panthers

Cam Newton
Steve Smith
Muhsin Muhammed
Thomas Davis
Luke Kuechly

>>64802578
>20
>Steelers
>Hines Ward
>Jerome Bettis
>Brett Keisel
>Farrior
>Willy Parker

>>64803149
amendola shouldnt be depended on. also
>having a one dementional offense through gronk

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Bills secret weapon

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>tfw the game tonight
at least it is a 19:00 start

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>>64803155
>mfw vinatieri won 2 of the 4 pats owls

>>64803176
>stephen jackson isnt his actual secret weapon

or are we supposed to be rusing

>>64803178

are the vikings the most popular team amongst the 20 or so swedes that happen to watch it?

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>>64802578
24

Seahawks

Marshawn Lynch
Bobby Wagner
Lofa Tatupu
Bobby Engram
Mack Strong

>>64802578
29

Cowboys

Jason Witten
Emmitt Smith
Tony Romo
Dat Nguyen
Jay Novechek

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>>64803180
>mfw vinatieri won ALL of Mannings playoff games in 2006

>>64803163
yeah, he fucking fumbled the game away

fucking kill yourself, he made insane plays all game long. that still would have been a 50 yarder in the rain with a rookie kicker if pacman didn't decide that he didn't want to be out-crazied

>>64803200
Jesus christ everyone is younger than me what am I still doing on this website

>don't forget you're here forever

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>>64803180
>yfw vinatieri wouldn't have been in range without brady's champion game-winning drives
also he missed two field goals in the panthers game shitpost-friend

>>64803205
Vinatieri truly is the GOAT

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>it will never be 2004 again
just kill me

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>>64803165
He's just doing what he's paid to do tbqhwy

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>>64803206
>he made insane plays all game long
>except the plays that lost them the game

If bengals are up 16-15 while in the end zone, couldn't they have kneeled (which would take away pittsburgh timeouts) and kicked a fg on the 4th down? It'd be 19-15 which essentially means steelers need a TD to win. Their defense has been pretty good to trust the game with, or was fumbling just that out of the question?

>>64802578
25
Packers
Brett Favre, Antonio Freeman, Nick Collins, Donald Driver, Jordy Nelson

>>64803051
>>64803091
If they ever have to replace lambeau field this is what I want. I just wish Green Bay was more inna woods for maximum comfy.

I have a weird desire to build a metropolis in North Dakota or Alaska or something that would be up in the woods but still big enough to be nice to live in.
Maybe when Elon Musk figures out his Hyperloop shit stuff like this will be feasible.

>>64803214
>miss two field goals
>Brady still isn't good enough to finish the game
>needs a kicker who missed two field goals to win the game for him

Terrible

>>64803220
to had some of the best bicep insertions and striations i've ever seen

he could win mr. olympia if he roided like a motherfucker

>>64803127
Nah, Brett and TJ Yates are the only undefeated QBs this season. No picks there

>>64803206
Don't act like this is the first time Burfict has acted up. There's a reason a player that talented wasn't even drafted in the real 7 rounds.

and we just saw it tonight

>>64802578
22
Packers

Darren Sharper (rip in piss)
Brett Favre
Ahman Green
Al Harris
Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila mother fucking based name

>>64803213
Go to bed grampa

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>>64803180
>tfw no matter how much you try to make the owl victories seem insignificant, they still happened and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
doesn't matter how you win it, as long as you win it

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>>64803155
That's the first owl I fully remember watching and enjoying. I was rooting for the Pats too I'm pretty sure. What a world.

>>64803165
It is called painkillers and probably HGH.

>>64803259
****

I miss based Yates.

He beat the Bungles, Jests, and tore his ACL on a drive to the game leading touchdown.

He carried Hoyer...

>>64803191
I don't see a trend in teams. I don't know any other Vikings fan. Of my friends who follow the nfl, one is a pats fan who used to live in new england and one is a saints fan

>>64803180
Vinatieri only won 1, Kasay gift-wrapped the other one.

>>64803200
>>64803213
are you this generals resident father figure?

Post your two favorite players from all playoff teams ( eliminated included )

>>64802578
22
Raiders

Tim Brown
Charlie Garner
Jerry Porter
Jerry Rice
Zach Miller
Bo Jackson
Derek Carr

Broncos seahawks rematch imminent. You know it's happening. And there is nothing we can do to stop it

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>>64803239
>miss two field goals
>Brady still isn't good enough to finish the game
What? Your bait would only make sense if he made the field goals and Brady still needed him. Low-effort man

>>64803285

harrison smith and kirk cousins

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>>64803266
>reminder that the only people who put asterisks on the Patriots accomplishments are posters on a chinese imageboard
can't please them all but i'm glad only you faggots care about muh asterisks so much

>>64803299

Broncos will probably get raped even harder if that happens desu

>>64803299
and the seahawks will fucking stomp them again

I don't get how people aren't seeing the massive powergap between the AFC elite and the NFC elite

>>64803294
>raiders fans in charge of counting to 5

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>>64803285

Is Smeth elite?

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>>64803261
>being able to enjoy that owl
i envy you
>dat TO heart
i miss him 3much
>>64803285
two players from each team or two players overall?