Eternal Arsenal Thread

4st for no american op

2nd for Wilshere soon.

Who will take Özil's position vs Sunderland

>>64751887
jeff. also will wonga rest ramsey?

>>64751887
memeberlain
most likely ramsey with arteta-flamini behind him

>>64751855

also GOATsicky back in full training.

nelson is gonna make it

kamara out

huddart needs improvement

big ben is being forced in random positions (right back why?)

malen a goat

mavididi/hinds a lel

iwobi is a good lad but might not make it, needs a first team start in a strong team

>>64751899
I reckon ramsey needs to play to help him find his form

Arsenal is lel, fuck Alexis shit

>>64751931
malen is goating it up at 16. good potential

>>64751937
yeah true i just hope he doesnt get injured

>you now remember Alexis Sanchez

bielik out will never make it

>>64751887
Rambo

Chambers and Flamini axis in midfield

>>64751956
Still think he was the one good thing in the Wednesday debacle

>>64751995
http://player.arsenal.com/matches/g817599/video/7141/under-21s-v-west-ham-a

>>64752007
Lel

Means little though

>>64751825
pls rest as many first team players as possible Wenger ...

>>64752081
okay

Don't recall this being posted here.
http://player.arsenal.com/interviews/video/7229/close-up-reine-adelaide

>>64751644
Don't blame him desu. Villa are a shambles and he's much better than them.

He's good enough to play for a bigger club. Maybe City was a bit too big but beats having to play for Aston fucking Villa.

How many bongs till the game lads?

>>64752357

24 bongs and 26 bings

>Eternal 4th place finish and the occasional consolation prize cup thread

>pep going to city mou to manu and heynckes to chelsea while arsefags on suicide watch edition

>Americans

GLEN
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HUG0
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pls

>>64752435
They're both terrible lad.

Messi Minutes @MessiMinutes
Bayern sporting director Matthias Sammer on rumours linking #Götze to @LFC:

"Everyday, there's more bullshit."


phew

>>64752465

Keto seems decent afaik. Kamara will probably never make it.

>>64752490
Honestly I've only seen Keto play a handful of times and he made a lot of mistakes. Just looked overall shit.

Dubs predict injury of Özil and Giroud

>>64752534
phew la

>>64752520

Well I'll admit I haven't seen him play that much but reports say he did well in u19 (or something) euro league.

ANYWAY COME ON FINLAND WE MADE FIRST TEAM WEW!!!1!

>>64752419
>heynckes to chelsea
Why in the fuck would he come out of retirement for that?

>>64752544
>tfw Jenko has an England cap so he can never have a career as a regular international for Finland

>>64752557

It was a friendly so technically he could still switch allegiances. I don't think he will though. Fucking Woy.

>>64752125
>I don't have talent, I believe training makes you a better player
this guy is going places, future GOAT confirmed

>>64752656
It looked like he was on the verge of crying when he said that he's thankful Arsenal bought him before he went to Ligue 2.
It was probably just the translator though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU-HbRseVTc

there are people who didn't want this guy

>>64752689
There was that one Dybalafag though.

>>64751825
I hope the trend of greentexted arsenal news in the OP sticks

>>64752919
I love memes too :D

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>>64752904
Goat was perfect, but you guys didn't watch Palermo to know it. Don't worry though I have a new favorite qt goat now

>Meanwhile, the Gunners are continuing talks to sign Egyptian midfielder Mohamed Elneny from Basel with a fee reported to be in the region of £5m.

>Wenger added: "It is a little bit complicated but we will work hard and get to the end of it in the next few days."


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>>64752689
Doubt I've ever seen a more left foot reliant player since Giggs.
He's also a manlet that gives the ball away way too much (largely due to his one sidedness).

>>64752955
>Elmemy

>>64752964
That and Allegri doesn't know how to open up a midfield to offer passing lanes

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>>64752966

>>64752964
>manlet
sanchez
>one footed
sanchez
>gives ball away
sanchez

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>>64753028
We don't need another poor man's Sanchez senpai

Bayern Munich coach Pep Guardiola is in awe of Arsene Wenger's dedication to Arsenal and his role in changing the club's philosophies.
Arsene Wenger is "more than just a coach" at Arsenal, according to Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola.
The Bavarian giants face the north-London club in a Champions League clash at the Emirates Stadium on Tuesday, with the gap between the pair standing at six points.
And although Arsenal have lost both of their opening fixtures in the competition, Guardiola remains in awe of Wenger.
He admires the Frenchman for changing the philosophy of the club since taking the helm in 1996 and becoming an integral figure.
"Twenty years at one club is now impossible. Wenger is not only a coach, he is a sporting director," Guardiola said on Monday.
"He changed the club. They played defensively before he came.
"Wenger is more than just a coach for this club - he is almost everything."

>>64753060
>poor man's sanchez
>actually scoring
>not injured
>still has a sexy gf
>will win a serie A title before the rat king's prime is over and replaces him at Barca

>>64752689
Potatonigger is right, even more left footed than Wilshere. He scored a great goal but lost the ball more than half the times he got possession.

What will be the lineup tomorrow, lads?

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A day managing Arsenal with Pep Guardiola:
>Alexis what the fuck was that dribble
>Alex I swear to god I will gut the whore you came out of if you lose possession one more time
>RAPIDO RAPIDO RAPIDO, THE PASSES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS SLOW
>Why are you so far back Per? NOBODY SHOULD BE MORE THAN 25 METRES APART!
>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS GO GET BACK POSSESSION?
>Set pieces from corners will no longer just be lumped in the box
>GET BACK IN POSITION AARON!!
>Danny, Theo, Chuba I want you to watch videos of Muller & Pedro's movement. If you don't come back with better finishing, Alexis will be the new #9
>Olivier tell your agent to find a new club
>Mark, it's Pep, we want Bojan for 35m euros, get it done or I call up barca & la masia and ban you from the grounds

>>64753344
>bojan ever going to a team managed by pep
i dont think so chad

>Basel admitted that he would leave the club "in the coming days" on Tuesday, while a team-mate of Elneny's wished him well at Arsenal on social media.

>But the French boss, speaking at a press conference on Friday morning, admitted that it could take a couple more days before the Egyptian is unveiled.

>"It's complicated a little bit," he said. "We work hard on it and I hope in the next two or three days we get to the end of it."

Welp, no signings this window lads

>ozil having a cheeky pop at carra la on twitter
kek

>Koscielny 30
>Mertesacker 31
>Flamini 42
>Rosicky 36
>Arteta 33
>Monreal 29 (30 in 1 month)
>Giroud 29
>Cech 33

We literally need half of our squad replaced in the next 2-3 years, many of these are first team players. How do you feel that Wenger will leave us on the precipise in 2017 and AKBs will use the subsequent decline as evidence Wenger was a good coach?

http://strawpoll.me/6481586 m

>>64753754
its flamini rosicky and artetas last season. giroud kos and monreal still have 3 years at the top level. cech will play until 40. i agree merteshitter needs to be replaced asap though

Did you submit any questions to Mesut today?

>>64753754
>>Koscielny 30 - still got 3-4 years easy
>>Mertesacker 31 - might need to go soon
>>Flamini 42 - ok time to go
>>Rosicky 36
>>Arteta 33
>>Monreal 29 (30 in 1 month) - 2-3 years before a dip maybe
>>Giroud 29 - 4-5 years
>>Cech 33 - 4-5 years

anyone else here /relieved/ that aubameyang said he's not joining arsenal?

yeah, i was saying that they could sign him over the summer, but not for 44-60mil or whatever >we're rumored to have offered and dortmund is rumored to have wanted.

if you pay that kind of price you're paying for his 24 goals in 23 apps season, and i've seen a bunch of people say that he isn't that good as much as he's having a purple patch.

if you're going to spend ~44-60mil you have to do it for england's brave harry kane, r-right? for queen and country?

>>64753950
are you the autist who writes paragraphs all the time?

who /praying4bentekeandlallanashamstringstogo/ here?

>>64753978
here

>>64753969

what do you have against autism?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xq3srxF_B8

>>64754023
nothing m8. type away

>>64753891
I asked him who his favorite /arse/ body was.

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>>64754023
Based Ceephax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPyZGCKu2wg

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>>64753761
>johnny foreigners btfo

>>64753886
>>64753904
koscielny will decline very quickly given his game relies a lot on his pace and ability to recover. Let's be honest he's not exactly the best positional defender, which is why Terry could last so long

>>64754098

he's a top bloke too... when i was ordering a shirt from him i asked if it was still possible to come across a hardcore esplanade 12" and he tossed a new copy with the order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TPYSXjwL_Q

i have to admit that i always hold out a little hope that sometime he'll pop up in one of his videos wearing a JENKINSON/25 arsenal kit. might not be post-/hipster enough tho.

>>64754171
Also has a recurring injury.

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>>64754171

Chelsea Football Club's wage bill shot up £25m in the year to 30 June 2015, its latest Companies House filing shows.

It means Chelsea's wage bill was the highest of all the Premier League clubs at £215.6m, compared with £190m a year earlier.

Manchester United came second with a £203m wage bill, Manchester City third on £193.8m and Arsenal fourth on £192m

>>64754287
>City only third
Surprising

>>64754287

thank god chelsea runs that loan-to-sell racket with a bunch of championship/relegation tier players who have 0.0 chance of ever seeing the chelsea first team, eh?

seriously don't they have something like ~20-25 players out on loan every season?

Ozil seems like a funny guy, all that fucking banter

>>64754483
Time for spicy to grow a moustache

Does anyone have that Wenger "Don't believe his lies" Memento pic? Cheers.

New Kanye lads.

http://www119.zippyshare.com/v/MnWfGJiw/file.html

>>64754609
>Listening to Kayne
Literal pleb

>>64754609
Thats pretty fucking good

>>64754685
>not listening to Yeezy on a regular basis

>>64754711
Grow up you fucking fag

>>64754685
>Not listening to Kanye
Actual pleb

>>64754609
>listening nigger music

whitey cuck detected

Liking Kanye is my friend filter in real life

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>>64754574

Here you go my halal friend

>>64754762
It's just embarrassing 2bh, I don't even know anyone who listens to that shit, finding one is as rare as finding a black guy at one of his concerts

>>64754774
there are a lot of fans out there but most of them have terrible taste in everything so you don't want to associate with them

Kanye fans are the wobs and anime watchers of /arse/ and should leave

>>64754766

Perfect, thanks so much my imperialist friend.

>le kanye douchebag meme

#Signings

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>>64754821
>tfw massive Kanye fan, wob and anime watcher

Yousef Teclab @yousef738
So according to @JPercyTelegraph Bournemouth are close to signing Wolves' Benik Afobe for a club record £10m.

>>64755213

>le good for the first few games of the season man

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>>64755164

>being this gay

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>>64755164

>Weebs posting outside of /a/

Why is this allowed?

>>64755213
That would be brilliant. I wanna see Benny in the Premier League before his inevitable return to the Gunners in a couple years where he will stay until retirement and become a legend.

>still no elmaymay
How can this shit be taking so long. It would have been easier if he just sneaked in as a refugee

>>64754609
>being a cultural nigger

fuck off

>Kanye West

Sure is skinny jeans & cheeky nandos ITT.

kys.

>>64755594
Feels bad that those are the kind of guys you associate with Kanye desu

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>some guy mention kanye
>AKB's fly out the woodwork sprouting their racist views

>>64755707
I'm a WOB and I hate blacks, you wouldn't understand living in your sheltered Wigan suburb

>>64755724
Nice try, please stop supporting Arsenal anytime

> Racism in /arse/

Why not just go to /pol/ and hang with your white supremacist comrades?

>inb4 "sand nigger"

>>64755746
'no'. Feel free to fuck off back to /a/ anytime you scrawny little wog apologist

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>>64755707
this desu
being racist and supporting Arsenal is not possible

>>64755765
>unironically thinking there is nothing wrong with black people

this is bait right??

>>64755789
>Henry and Ian Wright are representative of niggers everywhere

see, this is why no one takes liberal retards seriously

>>64755799

I stand with my minority comrades.

>>64755845
I stand with this lad.

>>64753754
>>Flamini 42

err what?

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The joke is incoming

>>64755950
or should i say choke xD

Livershit on pooicide watch.

>livershit
>klopp

>Liverniggers

>liverpoopoo
Inb4 muh injuries

Will Sturridge be back for Wednesday?

>>64756067
>>64756069
>>64756082
>>64756096
tbf i have never heard of any of their players bar bogdan and benteke

>>64756112
No

>>64756118

>Exeter City

>>64756118
and enrique of course, didn't know he was still there

>Sinclair
Went to school with this lad. Hope he makes it

>>64756176
>>64756176
>>64756176

bump it lads

>>64756151
Holy shit he is?

I assumed they had sold him like 2 years ago.

>you now remember JW10

When is our hospital playing lavorpels emergency room?

>>64756476
How many hate /arse/ simply because of him

>>64756476
Most autistic trip, still love him though

Lads, I just joined a Sunday League team. How do I git gud?

>Exeter lads having pints on the roof
Absolute madmen

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>>64756560
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>>64756604
>implying im wrong

>Bogdan a lel

>>64756564
Does it matter?

>>64756565
Got an image?

>>64756923
Nah, watching it on tv
Drinking on the roof of some house by the stadium

>>64756988
Sounds nice.

Just signed for Exeter lads

only 18 hours to go lads. who /hype/ here?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KZalh51qQ&list=FL0xuGqfKPDfIPHdsMJCud5A&index=10

I sort of miss him lads

>>64758786
Surely we can't go out against sunderland reserves.. r-right?

>>64757279

Blimez.

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>Bournemouth offer £10m for Wolves forward Benik Afobe

If Bournemouth are successful in their bid to sign Afobe, it will eclipse the club record £8m paid out to sign Tyrone Mings from Ipswich last summer.

The 22-year-old only joined Wolves from Arsenal last January for a nominal fee following a successful loan spell with Milton Keynes Dons and scored 13 goals in 21 appearances, bringing his total for both clubs for the season to 32.

His form attracted interest from Norwich City in the summer, but their "substantial offer" for Afobe was rejected by Wolves.

lads I'm getting a VPN tomorrow so I can shitpost in here under a British flag

how mad does it make you that u will be unknowingly fraternizing with an Amerifat? thanks in advance for making me feel welcome

>>64759584
:)

Why are so many people getting upset at the thought of Ospina playing the FA Cup matches? He had one horrible match, but he's hardly a bad keeper. Hell, I remember people screaming for Ospina to start over Cech after that West Ham game.

>match being broadcasted by setanta ireland
tybi

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>>64758892

Post your face when Shittershit drew a league 2 side and now have to play an extra game and get more injuries

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>tfw Arsene will will retire and die in your lifetime

>>64759773
>people screaming for Ospina to start over Cech
I find sharing a planet with these "people" kinda degrading.

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>>64759887

>>64755477
>his inevitable return to the Gunners in a couple years where he will stay until retirement and become a legend.

cheeky 7mil+1quid bid for /cesc/ when?

>>64753344
>>Olivier tell your agent to find a new club

My fucking sides, you bastard.

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>>64760177
>tfw you were jealous of Chelsea having Cesc last season

>>64760231
NOOOOO i didn't save the webm!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>64760231

just like his time at barca, cesc was great in the first half of the season and pretty much meh-to-invisiozil for the second half of the season, frequently dropped from the starting XI.

now he seems to be showing signs of having a bizarro-cesc season where he was worthless/dropped in the first half and starting to show some life as we enter the 2nd half.

honestly, he could be a solid upgrade of the rosicky role (i.e. "old man arsenal" with his 1 appearance per month) but i wouldn't be trying to go into double digit millions for him.... only if you can get him at scrap heap pricing.

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Wenger OUT.

>>64760312
Wenger wouldn't want him back. I think that bridge was burned when Cesc left. I couldn't see him coming here, even for free.... It would make us look weak.

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>>64760497
This desu....just fuck off Wenga

>>64755765

Sand nigger.

>>64760596
We know better, don't we? Look at this shit.

We'd do so much better than Wenger, I always do well on FM and win more than Wenger does in 10 years than he does in 20. Only answer is he's doing it on purpose.

You make a lot of sense, tripfriend.

>>64760771
Well, to be fair...in my save Arsenal are like 10 points ahead in the league and they just beat Real Madrid in the CL first round

https://twitter.com/MesutOzil1088/status/685500432295325696
ozil's banter is pretty fucking unreal

>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has put Watford striker Odion Ighalo, 26, on his list of transfer targets as he lines up signing a forward in the summer

#welcomeiggy

>>64761102
Ozil never stops growing on me. From his autistic shyness when he signed, to his meme phrase, to trying his best and finally becoming the GOAT I always knew he was, he seems to genuinely like players at Ozil.

When was the last bust up at Arsenal? Chelsea had one few days ago, so did Einhovern(?) or something.

>>64761419
Can u validate your claims
>>64761102
His PR team on point 2bh

>>64761419
>b-b-but welbeck

cuckbecks actually said this

>>64761530
Would rather have Welbeck on the wing than Ox

>>64761579
>caring about our 4th and 5th choice wingers

>>64761590
With a fully fit squad I'm pretty sure Welbz would be starting RW with Joel 2nd and Ox 3rd

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>>64761514
>chill out balo, I said square pass not square up
also, reminder that jewmaican actually wanted this cancer at arsenal

>>64761623
delusion

>>64761659
Who would be starting RW then Wilshere? Because based on when >we had cover for the wings Walcott was starting with Giroud coming on as a super sub

>>64761688
Walcott or Ramsey.

>Eternal 4th place finish and the very occasional consolation cup thread

>>64761735
>t.liverpoo fan

>>64760508

yeah i can see that. i like to think cesc wanted to come back / >we had first dibs but arsene said no to not upset/displace ppl in cesc's positions like ozil, ramsey, wilshere, etc....

not to mention i don't think cesc's game has aged all that well.

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>post yfw Arsenal win the PL

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>>64761926

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>>64761647
Indeed he did. Anybody who sticks up for trips or replies to trips are shitposting faggots. Austria, despite being more emo than Jewmaican and being a shitposting fucknut, at least he doesn't wear a trip.

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>>64761926
You won't, but this is my face just because I'm ABC and ABL (and that's still Liverpool). I'm Shitty fan.


>>64761735
I'd rather take a Consolation Cup than no cup, especially the FA Cup. Wenger is current joint record holder for most FA Cup wins, while he won't win it this year, it'll be difficult for anybody to equal or better it. Arsenal also have the most FA Cup wins in history.

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>>64761926

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not a bad name des

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>>64761926

>people still complain about jewmaicon
he has unironically been doing this for 5 years now. he has transcended his trip and should be reagrded as an entity in the /arse/ folklore. jewmaicon is life jewmaicon is love

>>64762477
>t.cuckmaricon
But tell me more about this /Arse/ folklore la

>tfw the girl you slept with hasn't returned my texts

i-i thought it was special ;_;

If arsenal don't win tomorrow I'm killing myself

Remember this post. From an Ex-Man United player. About Arsenal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjPVZwhddG4

This is literally why WOB's are fucking scum and should be ignored. Guess what? The very next year after this, when the debt was nearly paid off. He signed Ozil. He then won FA Cup. He then signed Sanchez. He then won FA Cup again. This year, he's 1st in EPL, still in CL and FA Cup.

Regardless if Wenger wins anything this year, WOB's are literally entitled, bandwagoning, glory hunting osmosis scum and should be immediately ignored.

'''''''''''''''''''''''''fans'''''''''''''''''''''''''' and ''''''''''''''''''''supporters'''''''''''''''''''''. You support the manager and the players, regardless of their performances. You don't shout "HUR DUR WENGER OUT!" or "HUR DUR X OUT" cause they didn't do what your highly qualified experience says. I mean Jewmaican literally gets his "expertise" from Football Manager, while Tet gets his from FIFA.

The fact nobody seems to call them out on this shit and constantly feeds them (You)'s is disgusting. Oh and the Austrian emo gimmickfag too. I've seen people complain about him before and they're right.

>>64762477
Put back your trip, jewmaican

>>64762865
Here's your (You) to go with the (You) you got in the other thread. Also, good job breaking rules with your spamming :)

Pretty hyped for tmrw 2bh lads first the Arse game then going to play D&D with some buds

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>>64761926

Any Ausfags know if ESPN/FOXTEL will be showing the game tonight?

>>64753740

That man's emoji game is on point

>>64763393

>richfag

kill yourself or watch 360p streams with the rest of us

>>64761709
>fully fit squad
>Walcott RW

"no"

>>64763405
>Soccer isn't even a sport, at least not originally. It was an activity.

i think that pasta is mixing up football-proper with golf

i can honestly tell you that i was of the same line of thought as the pasta, but then i decided to force myself to consume / learn the game on saturday mornings with ian + macca on ESPN2.

once you get past the abstract of a bunch of euro/south-american manlets having a kickabout there truly is a wonderful game to be enjoyed @ the best time for sports ever.... and then when you're into the flow of the game (which isn't stopped and dropped to commercial every 2-5mins) that perpetual buildup of anticipation (read: dread) until you get that release = second to none in all the sports i've encountered in my day.

so yeah, take that copypasta! you ain't the only autist who can do paragraphs.... you're just the one actually worth repeating!

>>64764497

btw, this post is what happens when you only read the first line of a copypasta and are completely oblivious to the rest of it becoming some sort of an exercise in homoerotic humor.

c'est la vie, no?

https://twitter.com/ReineAdelaide54/likes
You reckon he thinks they're the real Wenger and Cech?

>>64764126
Yeah righto cunt, I live with 2 mates, it costs me $20 a month for Foxtel... You should kill yourself if you can't afford that shit...

>>64764803

Can I come stay with you lad?

Thinking of either killing myself or vanishing

>>64762852

quality post

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>tfw i just seen espn are showing arsenal after thinking it wasn't going to be televised all week

>>64765276
>that assist was the last worthwhile thing ox did

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>>64765308
not quite

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>>64765308

>>64752964
ozil actively avoids using his right foot

>>64765492
Not really, seen him send in plenty of crosses from right outside the box with his right this season

>>64765543
He even tried a right footed shot a few games back.

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>>64765198

Please respond

>>64765576
you are kakkoii sempai. Some people still love you desu

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https://youtu.be/OYws8biwOYc

lads

>>64764803

Fuckwits like you are the reason we get jewed so hard by Telstra/Foxtel/Everyone

Stop paying to lap up the shit that dribbles from their asses and maybe things will improve

>>64765614

Thank you Anon :3

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>>64761926

>>64765198
Yeah mate, why not... I'm in Brisbane (the rich part)

Snuderland line up?

Ozil rested hopefully.

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>>64761926
still comfy & smug about the fact that you will never the Champions League trophy

>>64765823
Fuck off cunt, Telstra/Foxtel will never stop jewing us over no matter what happens, they have the monopoly on everything... I don't enjoy paying money to the cunts either, but either way, you're either paying foxtel to watch all the sport you want in HD or you pay Telstra to watch shitty streams on the shitty internet... Welcome to Australia mate...

>>64766418
>not using acestream
>not using reddit's high quality streams
>not having a cheeky wank before matchdays

I still think your country is beautiful and I wish i could visit Adelaide again

>>64766446
My point is, either way, you're paying the same people no matter which avenue you choose... And in most places in Aus we still have shitty internet so it's easier to watch it on tv if you use foxtel... Anyway, come to Brissy mate, we'll go and watch a game at one of the local titty bars...

>>64766510
>gold coast fag

>>64766319
I can see wenger putting out the regular stsrting XI ozil and all since Sunderland will probably put out their best side as well

>>64766510
If I get another chance to visit I will (probably not until 2018 earliest)

>>64765824
He's living make sure u live stream it

>>64766546
fat sam will rotate, he's said as much
no way he wants to get relegated

>>64766530
>Brisbane
>Gold Coast
Pick one Mohammed

>>64766568
Sydney in 2017 for the Arsenal tour mate...

>>64766546

Sunderland will rest just about everybody.

dubs and Jeff is the next Ronaldo

>>64767259
dodged a bullet there desu

>>64767293
>not wanting a GOAT
Y

>>64767305
humble lads only

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Leave Sunderland to me...

Dubs and Jeff starts this game.

>>64767345
debuchy's body language even sucks shit in training

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>>64762852
Who would have known that Gary fucking Neville would turn out to be a top, top pundit.

>>64767293
he clearly meant goatnaldo without the acl injuries

>>64767587
>without the acl injuries
>arsenal
if we signed ronaldo at 17 he'd have been injured after five games and never heard from again

>>64766510

Which titty bars?

I've never been to one m8

>>64767360
shit manager though

>>64767360
Carrie and Mark where such qt's back then

>>64767737
That's not Carrie in the webm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3lbWba7xjQ

cheeky bid for coutinho when

>>64767790
Ah shit I thought it was, shes still qt though. Cheers man

>>64767795
>actually rating coutinho

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handsome lads FC

2-0 to the Arsenal today

>>64767646
You in Brissy mate? There's heaps, you can go to Grosvenor which is just a sports bar that has topless waitresses or you can go all round the city for other places... Picked up a French stripper at Love & Rockets in the valley, shit was cash...

0-1 Sunderland

I'm scared lads. Think today's the end.

>>64768111
>those trips
ffs

>>64751825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3RnxvlOYuk

>all that love for wenger

>>64768157
We need some first team Africans desu. Iwobi and Akpom should just choose to play for Nigeria.

>>64768134

Are you implying there are no gooners in Jordan

>>64768185
Iwobi already plays for Nigeria but its an aids decision because of afcon

>>64768273
>its an aids decision because of afcon
I don't understand

>>64768333
they miss Jan & some of Feb every two years

>>64768333
he meant it's not a good decision

>>64768273

He's a kid, as far as I know he's had caps for both England and Nigeria youth teams. He hasn't committed his adult career to either team yet.

>>64768498
you are wrong

>>64768498
He chose Nigeria because of his uncle.

>Sunderland boss Sam Allardyce says he will start with only one youngster, with keeper Jordan Pickford favourite.

Fantastic mind games by Big Sam. Says he's going to play kids cause of schedule, make Arsenal feel sure of their ability, maybe we'll play some kids too, then boom, only play a kid GK and the rest senior team players. Arsenal go on the back-foot, Sunderland press constantly, get a corner, get a sloppy goal, Arsenal hit the post 5+ times and go out 1-0.

So, it's either a 1-0 to Sunderland or 2-1. Screencap this.

Yous is going out Arsecucks.

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>>64768558
>not 2-0 Arsenal

>>64768558
I doubt they'll be any kids other than iwobi and jefe

I can't believe that we're struggling to sign a literally who.

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>>64768558
>senior team players
>Sunderland
truly terrifying

>>64768558
>Yous is going out Arsecucks.

You underestimate Arsenal's home record, especially in the Cup.

>>64768610
Work Permit laws got changed. Few years ago, you could get in if you played 75% of your nationalities national team in the last 2 years AND that team is ranked 75 or better.

They then changed this to the same, but 50 or better. Egypt are NOT in 50th or better. They're 58.

So, Arsenal have to prove that Elmemey will be "positive to the sport" by joining. In short, he has to be a wonderkid who will GOAT it up, this is usually for 10 year old literally whos that have lots of potential, not 21+ year olds.

So Arsenal are arguing that Egypt are close enough to 50th and probably trying to argue he has Swiss nationality due to playing in Basel for so long and therefore has EU membership.

That's why it's taking so long. It's complicated. Also an international player isn't a "literally who".

>>64768610
>literally whos don't have to pass work permit laws

Everybody point and laugh at this faggot.

>>64753344
>le autismal pretentious separatist managing arsenal

thanks, but I'll decline

>ospenis

>>64768840
Literally no reason for him to ever play for Arsenal again. Unless Cech is injured this season of course.

>>64768826
B-b-ut Tet and Jewmaican and the Austrian said he'd be g-g-goat! T-t-they w-w-wouldn't l-l-lie w-w-would t-t-they? :((

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>>64761926

>>64768870
>tfw you remember Ox is like the 4th most expensive transfer in Arsenal history

>>64768866
I would take the opinions of influential figures like Tet , Jewmaican and the Austrian over a literally who like you.

>>64768883
Fuck off Tet you cunt. I wasn't talking to you.

>>64768866
Ignore them senpai
It's the only way to win
Don't talk about them and definitely don't reply to them
although this post of course contradicts this

>>64768883
this

>>64768953
Pretty sure they ban evade as well. Oh well. Such is life.

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>>64768994
>implying I don't always sit out my bans

This was my last one, besides I've been on topic these past few months which is why I've probably not been banned since

>>64768515

Damn you're right. He made his senior debut for Nigeria in October.

>>64768804
>>64768784

We shouldn't be signing people from 3rd world countries

>>64769106
>muh HDI

>>64769059
I'm going to break my promise of never replying to you, shitposter, but I think it's just because mods don't give a shit any more. I've seen people's posts be deleted but them not being banned, including yours and Jewmaicans. But, I was talking more about Jewmaican ban evading than you.

>>64769106
What? Why not? That's literally going "We shouldn't sign PEA because he's from Gabon, fucking third worlder!" or "We shouldn't sign Toure, cause he's from Ivory Coast, fucking third worlder!".

Disgusting.

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>>64769142
Aight man fair enough. Yeah sometimes peoples posts get deleted but not banned thats happened a few times, I don't know if they still give out warnings or not I take it as a warning when they ban your post and not ban you i guess. It also wasn't so long ago people left /sp/ because the mods were full on Nazi's

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>>64769178
also does anyone have more based Kazakhstan OC?

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>>64769184
Annnd the last one I have

Fuck off

>>64769142
But I never do anything to be banned. Hence why I never get banned

>>64753904
flaminis not actually 42 u retard. hes 31.

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Anyone in Wellingborough want to meet up for a kick about

>>64768870
can't wait until those dickheads are turning out for west ham

>>64769508
really? yeah ill go

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>>64769562
cool, meet me next week outside the cemetery on castle road, also show me around the place since i'll be here two weeks m9

>>64769581
I really want that dog to grab onto that roll.

>>64769581
sounds spoopy

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>>64769594
not really

poor remi

>>64769142

Immigrant detected.

>>64769724
He's a retard for taking the job

Jamie Dalton @JamieDalton82
Radio Marca say Nacho Monreal signs new deal at Arsenal until 2019.

>No Benik Afobe in the Wolves 18 this afternoon. Expecting clarification on the striker's situation after full time.
interesting to see how he goes

where's the team news? It's already 5mn late

>Sunderland XI v Arsenal: Pickford, van Aanholt, Cattermole, O'Shea (c), Lens, Graham, Toivonen, Coates, Fletcher, Yedlin, Watmore.

wtf wenga a full strength team? REALLY?

>>64769846

It's the only trophy he can win

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>No Ospina starting or benched
finally kos-gab

>>64769842
>pickford
>lens
>graham
>yedlin
>toivonen
E-A-S-Y

>Giroud playing when he clearly needs a rest

>NO JEFF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE