/heem/ - Carla Esparza Edition

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Now she is complaining about the hair she didn't even shave

>>64711668

AYYY LMAO

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Who is he pushing on the way down, /heem/?

>>64711676
Hello

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First for Joanna

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>>64711668

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>>64711676
>that is a picture of your chest, not your hair.

>>64711707
not bad for scum.

>>64711707
this is fucking hilarious

Would you let Holly Holm sit on your face?

>>64711707
This is based on facial symmetry

>>64711750
well yeah why wouldnt it be

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>>64711750
nope

>>64711746

nah, he would've blamed it on the cut and moved up to LW.

I just remembered Tyron Woodley got reverse cucked by Rory. He doesn't have a chance against Robbie.

>>64711759
are you dumb?

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If Mcgreggor Had been heemed early like Aldo, would he have gotten immediate rematch?

>>64711767
nah just though that his non-heemed face looked better

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post yfw CM Punk

>>64711763
>>64711779

>>64711778
this legit looks like a woman fighting a child

1:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmcz-1J9t7E

>>64711778
>TD
>Stuffed
>Picked apart
>Repeat
>Land TD
>Do nothing
>TD
>Stuffed
>Picked apart
>Repeat
>Get rocked by an elbow
>TD
>Stuffed
>Picked apart
>Repeat
>Rocked
>KO'd

>>64711807

It might just happen when/if Aldo moves up to LW. The stakes would just not be the same since both fighters lost in devastating fashion since then, but it would still make for a great matchup.

>>64711821

>Joanna Champion

Literally reddit casuals

Learn how to spell Jedrzejcyk already it's not hard

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>>64711821
>Cooking

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>even aftet the loss, the MMA media, Dana, Rogan and all other kinds of zuffa shills are still comparing Ronda to Mike Tyson
When will this stupid meme die?

>>64711841
you forgot a zed

>>64711809
Conor doesn't make excuses

He makes people make excuses

>>64711865
what would he make excuses for? He hasn't lost yet (on the big stage)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A33Bb59M9-0

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>>64711872
>what would he make excuses for?
getting a title shot for beating Siver maybe

>>64711858
>overrated scumbag who made a legacy on cans gets destroyed by the first decent person they face

Good comparison imo

>>64711888

>That Hilary bunda

Sweet jesus

>>64711894
>overrated
dude

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>>64711858
Thought we all knew the truth from begining anon

>>64711900
Wasnt even as good as Holyfield, who is criminally underrated.

>tfw no one here would last 3 minutes in my guard

>>64711858
you guys had lizzie mcguire?

>>64711897
fake just like her boobs

>>64711913
>who is criminally underrated.
agreed but mike hit harder than anyone dude and he was notorious for a long time

>>64711913
Did you know it's been proven that Holyfield was on PEDs?

>>64711930
and her face

>>64711924
That's because I'd break right through it and go to town on your ass with big nasty meaty hammerfists and elbows

>>64711858
She's hosting SNL.

http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/14508200/ufc-star-ronda-rousey-host-saturday-night-live-jan-23

>>64711932

He didn't hit harder than a lot of HW's you cuck

The best fighter he ever ko'd was a fat old Larry Holmes who hadn't fought in 2 years

That GSP tribute video is fantastic. Chills for days.

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>>64711668
Watching joanna wreck Esparza was so rewarding

>Tfw I have better push up and pull up form than the P4P #1

https://www.instagram.com/p/BALe9QFMDKk/?taken-by=jonnybones

>>64711988
post it?

>>64712027

>needing to use your legs for pull ups

The upper body strength of a 10 year olf

>>64712027
if you ever talked about my form like that i would absolutely kill you, you know that right?

>>64712068
m8 the only time you use your legs is when you push your fatass in your computer chair over to your minifridge

>>64712111
>he uses a chair instead of a king sized bed

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>>64712044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na7bywpvhbY

LETS GO CHAMP

>>64712130
Thanks man. Truly the last great natty champ.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/_xjhU2p0MK/
>Holly is running in the winter near christmas

Is Holly the female Rocky?

>>64712130
>Roid users anonymous

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>>64712095

>>64712187
>huezillian alligator man has best guard

Whatever happened to Sir Paul? I cant find anything recent. I did find this guy. The UFC made him publicly apologize lol. What a pathetic piece of shit.

http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/haymaker/zuffa-reaches-settlement-in-32-million-lawsuit-against-ppv-pirate-091214

>>64712130
ty Sven great montage, god bless that little Canadian Vaseline goblin.
While were on the topic, everybody post there favourite mma montages? i'll start...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPudQF2PWBE&ab_channel=GYVIDEOS
whos ready for a feels trip?

>>64711734
As long as her butthole doesn't touch my face, of coursche.

>>64712130
>Grease "No Rush" Sleep Pierre

>>64711723
>professional waiter

>>64711734
obviously m8e

>>64712151
>natty

hey don't throw that word around all willy nilly

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>Daniel Cormier is the real champ and he will give Jon Jones trouble next time

>>64711734
i can't let her get close

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>>64712187
cummon big guy you afraid to lemme bang bro?
don't be scared

>>64712257
Why wouldnt he? DC is probably the most technically sound fighter in the division and one of the best in MMA history

I'd say Rockhold is right there with him

>>64711935
>he thinks every other top level boxer isn't

top lel m8

>>64712209
pretty good mang

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>>64712298

>>64712206
skimmed through the article so no jail time or have to pay anything just apologize?

sounds good to me senpai

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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/3/10705778/bloody-elbow-is-looking-for-new-moderators#comments

>>64712312
Edgy bahvos

>>64712322
They took his computer and he paid an undisclosed amount of money.

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>>64712298

>>64712298
>>64712312
Forgot to say

t. Cain Velasquez

>>64712329
This was once my favorite MMA news site. Too bad it turned into a SJW cesspool.

>>64712364
where does this meme originate from

when the heem so supreme you let out a scream

>>64712364
Are you at sea level?

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>>64712402
get this jpg in ya, ya fucken goof

Would you let Joanna sit on your face?

>>64712440
ew no get out of here

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When is Floyd going to man up and fight Conor?

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>>64712632
did you see the fake post on floyd's wall that got over 200k likes, shit was mad jokes, fucking goofs can't see the blatant fake profile. Who knows maybe we will get a bit of spicy back and forth trash talk out of this one.

can i get some rare schaubs?

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>>64712187
>get in my guard bro.webm
and he does.

>>64712130

>but not fear it

His entire book is about how prevalent fear is in every aspect of our lives and learning how to utilize it to your advantage

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>>64712729
2

>>64712762
looks like those fights in your dreams where you cant hit shit.

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dem hoverhands

>Rogan still doesnt know how rankings work

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repostin

mma digest update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1K9EPw6uaQ [Embed]

Joanna doing cute things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkCzu-NRfMI [Embed]

Ronda to appear on SNL
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/ronda-rousey-to-host--saturday-night-live--on-jan--23-152746337.html

Aldo named one of Forbes 30 under 30
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/5/10714816/jose-aldo-makes-forbes-30-under-30-list

EA UFC 2 Official Gameplay Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m97UWd2QuAI [Embed]

Looking for a Fight Episode 2
http://www.ufc.tv/video/episode-101-philadelphia/jersey-shore

Poirier possibly out 6 months w/ broken nose
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/4/10712024/ufc-195-medical-suspensions-dustin-poirier-two-others-potentially-out

Holly Holm signs new UFC contract, says fight announcement coming 'soon'
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/4/10711154/holly-holm-signs-new-ufc-contract-says-fight-announcement-coming-soon

Would you let Claudia Gadelha sit on your face?

>>64711668
How do i achieve carla's head mode?

>>64712822
>touching black people

Don't blame him

>>64712870
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

>>64712894
kek

>>64712805
>
Yeah, that's why he got up wobbly

Has a champ ever lost belt to split dec?

>>64712932
Yes

>>64712822
Why do people do this hoverhand shit?
I never in my life felt "bad" for touching someone's shoulder, i don't get it.

>>64712932
hendricks

>>64711908
Anyone have a larger version of this gif

>>64712962
that was so fucked up t b h i don't even like hendricks but it wasn't even close for robbie

>>64712992
>it wasn't even close for robbie
Must have been why it was a split decision, right?

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Would you let Mark Hunt sit on your face?

>>64713029
not in robbies favor whatsoever, hendricks got robbed

>>64713057
why wont he do this in UFC? Did sombody shove their foot up his ass?

>>64713057
How crazy is that Wanderlei (a natural middleweight) beated Hunt by decision?

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>>64713079
>>64712992
is this the greatest meme of 2016 in the making

>>64713057
theres's some jap literal fag that posts totally homo shit to Hunt

He posted on twitter or instagram something like "I wish you would come here walk in the beach with me" something like that, to what Hunt replied "this guyy, I'm married"

>>64713089
I don't think is legal.

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>there are Mexican casuals posting on /heem/ RIGHT NOW that think Cain Velasquez isn't a complete meme fighter

>>64712798
how did he fit in her?

>>64713116
can you honestly say it was the same velasquez that fought JDS?

>>64713116
How many of the american posters are really mexican alien infiltrators?

reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc2N2TiKI3o

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>>64713116
vete al infierno chicano traicionero

>>64713148
Supposedly Callen has a way bigger dick than both Brendan and Rogan.

>>64713057
Hunt getting fucked up by JDS is one of my favorite fights of all time to watch. I love watching that fat fuck get fucked up.

>>64713099
have you seen the guy that sends Hunt nude selfies

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>>64713191
Che, ahora cuando gane Trump ¿que va a pasar con todos ustedes?
Me imagino que vas a votar a Bernie Sanders si no queres quedar afuera, o que por lo menos tus compatriotas/familiares queden afuera.

>>64713207
I believe it. He's the ultimate alpha male. If i could trade places with any comedian in the world, it's easily him.

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>>64713214

Question: are "High altitude" Cain and Sea level Cain two different fighters? As in two completely different people?

Was Sea level Cain even in California for Cain vs JDS 1?

Could this explain the drop off in performance in both fights?

>>64713251

It actually is in fact two different human beings

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>>64713251
Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking.

>>64713251
I don't know man, if you couldn't tell by now is coach was fucking retarded thinking fighting high as fuck altitude would play no factor

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>>64713224
bueno, para ser honesto paisa, yo soy legal so a mi me vale madre.

pero como quiera tu sigues aciendo negro. ;)

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>>64713220
is it this guy?
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/440795/Mark-Hunts-strange-strange-fan-in-Japan/

>>64713281
I bet it wasn't sea level Cain that got that awful tattoo but it had to get it to maintain the secret

>>64713251
No, Werdum handled Cain from the get go when his cardio was fine, he will smoke him again

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>>64713251
They are in fact two different people.
That's why Cain is so good, it's because he trains with his twin brother, and when he says that he is injured is just that he went on a incestous vacation to mexico with his family who live in a underground incestous sect who only admits twin brothers.

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/a/ here,

>>64713305
>pero como quiera tu sigues aciendo negro. ;)
Shit spelling both in english and spanish it seems, you are mantaining your mexican roots very well.

>>64713251
what happens if cain dominates werdum? hes undefeated in rematches

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>>64713332
>who only admits
s-sorry lads
>>64713367
Werdum is confirmed undisputed HW GOAT.

>>64713380
remember hes sea level and undefeated in rematches

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>>64713434
Doesn't matter

>>64713459
do you think he stands a chance?

>>64713306
nope some samoan looking dude recently started sending Hunt weird nude pics of himself and calling him daddy and shit and Hunt posted them publicly

i'm sure someone has the screencaps

>>64711723

>MMA aficionado
>Professional Waiter
>#arnoldschwarzenwaiter

He's a dork but he's also right. That was clearly a cleavage shot just in time for holiday attention whoring.

Not complaining, enjoy it when bitches put themselves out.

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Name a tougher fighter in UFC than Kanehara
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOglhleMDJs

>>64713494
100%
Watch the fight again, pay attention to the first round, when Cain was 100%, you will see that Werdum did all the right things to stop the unrelenting attack from Cain. He was doing very well actually.
I think this time Werdum will also take him down, cap this.

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>>64711726

>underrated post

>>64711734

No, she's a good girl and married.

Only Meisha or Albu can sit on my face.

>>64711865
>>64711872

He already started bitching about losing rounds to Mendes because of muh knee and looked embarassed when he couldn't put away Siver early.

Aldo was a fucking angry retard for fighting like that. He was the better fighter and had the tools. It was his moment to shine and he went full on Brazilian muh emotions mode.

>>64711676
She is objectively a very charming person.

>>64713554
How?

>dat record

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Almeida

>>64713554
This is the opposite of the truth

>>64712130

My God, he was something special and it'll be a long time before anyone fills his shoes.

>>64713603
>current WW champ Robbie Lawler
>lost his fight against Hendricks in order to win the title
>beat Rory only because he broke his nose
>lost against Condit

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http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/TJ-Dillashaw-62507
Interesting pattern in Dillashaw's record, he's won four straight fights and then lost his entire UFC career

>>64713603

It's a bit sad, but, like George, it's charming as well. There has never been a fighter like him.

>>64713642
Georges also lost against Hendricks.

>>64713642

Shut up Braun.

Hendricks was ready to suck Robbie's cock. He had his stupid face between Robbie's legs for a good duration of the bout.

Condit's pitter patter landed but didn't do damage. Robbie rocked him and had him in trouble in the 5th. IT was a close fight but not a robbery.

He beat Rory by pushing Rory's face in. He beat the dogshit out of Rory.

only a bitch tit like you would complain about Robbie coming to fight and pouring it on.

You can't win.
GSP dominates, breaks and bloodies his opponents
>BORING
Lawler comes to fight and has exciting and bloody matches
>HE LOST
>HE NOT GOOD CHAMP

Fuck you. Get cancer.

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>>64713674
>actually thinking dillashaw wont kill exploding knee man

>>64713758
>we wuz kings

>>64713716
Go back to your mandrama threads

>>64713758
TJ has already lost the war of words

He's done

>>64713716
go to bed Robbie, you're not even the father of >your son

>>64713758
This. Cruz hasn't fought since practically 2011.

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>>64713814
he fought in UFC 178

>>64713716
i agree

>>64713807
He doesn't have a silver tongue, but a lead fist

>>64713758
I just wanna see TJ win so he can fight Urijah for the belt, Urijah would put that big brother beatdown on him and it'd be nice to see Urijah touch a title before he retires tbqh family

>>64713865
Do you really see Uriah beating Tiny joe anymore?

Faber has looked far from impressive in his last few fights and Dillashaw has looked better recently than Uriah ever has.

>>64713890
I only think he'd have a shot because of his familiarity with him, they trained together for years and that could give him some sort of edge. It'd be an interesting fight at least.

>>64713890

Dillashaw beat Barao twice

that's it
literally

>>64713865
>Urijah would put that big brother beatdown on him
You're either trolling, retarded, or both if you think Urijah would have a prayer at beating TJ

>"I grew up in a decently tough neighborhood," says Weidman. "I grew up getting bullied and fighting a lot. My brother was probably one of the toughest kids from my neighborhood and he didn't make it easy on me. He made sure I was getting beat up as much as possible growing up. If he wasn't beating me up, he was making his friends beat me up. He threw a 10 pound weight on my head because I wouldn't get him a cookie. Split my forehead open pretty good."


>Weidman, who suffered a torn labrum, torn rotator cuff and an AC joint separation preparing to face Tim Boetsch last November, still claims nothing compares to a day he flipped his bike attempting a jump back in the old neighborhood.
>"Did a flip, landed on my shoulder, broke my collarbone totally clean. Clean off. My brother, he didn't believe it was broken, so he made all of his friends line up and punch me in the arm and told me I'd be crying if it was truly broken. After I got punched by everybody, it was the worst thing I ever went through."

>"I guess he didn't like me that much, growin' up. He'd punch me in the face. I'd stand there, he'd punch me in the face."

>>64714014
>tfw we'll never see the superior Weidman in the UFC

>>64714014
what does his brother even look like? is he built?

>>64714014

Do you think The Chris just fucks him up regularly now?

>>64714113
Yes.

He was almost in the NFL.

Hey guys, i'm just here to tell you that North Korea just nuked themselves with an hydrogen bomb.
Are we going to lose all this meme South Korean fighters in the war?

>>64714164
>tfw it actually happened
fuck lads

>>64713758
Is he part Native American?

does anyone have a wmma3/4 torrent with crack? also what the fuck theyre using some early 2000s tier software for their client

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>>64714164

>>64714014
>yfw weidmans brother was the first to laugh in the chris face when he lost

So I know /heem/ posts MMA stuff. But when are the next big Boxing/kickboxing cards?

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>>64714366

>>64714450
>>64714480
oh I forgot that /heem/ is too good for the plebeian sport of kickboxing.

Reminder that Jacob, the greatest ground-gamer of all time, wrestled with God from sunset till sunrise and subbed him so hard that he tore God's ACL.

>>64714192
>>64714164
so?

>>64714619
We are going to lose south koreans fighters goof, are you even a fight fan?

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>>64714366
>big boxing
Nope. Not anymore. Just good to meh boxing cards. PBC has more cards like now. To me if feels like they're copying the UFC.

Danny "Can Crusher" Garcia vs Robert "brain damaged" Guerrero is on the 23rd I think.

Deontay Wilder is fighting on the 16th. Last time he fought some can and Jerome Le Banner was in the cans corner. Deontay was trying to get the Klitschko fight. But now since Bitchko got memed on that'll probably never happen.

Biggest fight comping up is Pacquiao vs Brady 3

As for kickboxing I have no clue. I know Glory has a deal with ESPN now. I'm surprised Glory is still alive too (somewhat) because they were bleeding money a like a motherfucker. If you wanna watch kickboxing there's always something on AXS Friday nights.

>tfw you remember the Glory PPV
>tfw there was only like 11 people posting near the end
>tfw Luke Thomas was there
>Cro Cop fought some boxer on the prelims on Spike
>a bunch of people became Schilling fans (who later got BTFO by Kato and now THAT IS NOT MY BOY)
>Luke Thomas asking the guy from Liev Schrieber (I think that's how you spell his name) to tell him the differences between boxing and kickboxing
>Melvin was there and lost which rustled people
>it was like 8 hours long
>Quadros and Schiavello were there (with Mauro I believe)
>Rogan was there
>a ton of seats were empty
I can't remember who the third president of the U.S was but I remember memes.

>you will never see Cruz and Mcgregor square off in a battle of wits

Would be better than an actual foght between them

>>64712257
He gave Jones so much trouble last time

>>64714695
It wasn't such a beating as people make it to be. Cormier maybe won 2 rounds actually.
I can see Cormier having a better gameplan and giving him trouble

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What a heck?!?! Tipo Sala de Justiça!

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>>64714115
>>64714113
>>64714014
“I’m the bitch of the family,” Weidman says. His older brother, Charlie, was on his way to the NFL before a knee injury ended his career. “Athletically, I was always in the shadows, and he was always a better athlete than me growing up. He was 250 pounds, ran a 4.5 40, bench-pressed 38 times in the Combine.”

Couldn't find a picture. I'm guessing he looked like Gronk or somthing.

>>64714642
Lion Fight is a really comfy Muay Thai promotion that I always try to catch

>>64714773
Genetics are a fucking injustice lads.
Unless you are extremely intelligent or have great technique (genetic related too btw) you are fucked

>>64714642
well fair enough on the boxing but I just want to be a true fightfan and watch as much as possible. I dont understand why everyone had to be smug about it though.

>>64714800
when is the next one of those coming up?

>>64714824
22 days, check here
http://www.lionfight.com/events/

>>64714812
Every door closed by genetics opens a window :^)
What are you genetic gifts, /heem/?

>>64714863
I literally don't have any genetic related gift.
MAYBE a slighty higher intelligent than the average in my country, that's about it.

>>64714863
>Every door closed by genetics opens a window :^)
that's a subtle way of telling someone to just take the jump

>>64714642
is Jon Brady elite?

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Anyone else here feel bad for Urijah Faber? He just seems like an overall nice guy that gets either fucked over or pushed around all the time.

>playing around with Conor before UFC 195 because they're "friendly" enough for banter
>Conor gets serious and grabs him
>Faber looks confused as fuck

>>64715021

I like Faber

He looked like shit his last few fights .... I really wish he would retire instead of going out a joke

>>64715021
nah, that dude is clown shoes.
he has one of the most punchable faces in mma.

>>64715021
He is just dumb, can't feel sorry for the manlet really, also he keeps talking behind conor like a little bitch.

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Im making the next thread and it shall be a Paige thread

>>64715103
>Conor assumes everyone that banters with him is trying to steal his pot o' gold
So?

>>64715061
I thought he should have lost the fight at 195 to be honest.

>>64715116

I agree and I really wanted him to win

it sucks MMA is seeing a huge influx of fans the last few years and they are all gonna think The California Kid is a joke

I would rather see him be an Analyst or Coach full time

>>64715178
LaShawndra Namajunas

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>>64714997
>Greg Jackson system babby
>without people like Arlovski (Gronk),Conduit,Cerrone,Holly,Dodson he is shit
>losing to Matt Hamill
>forever 21-1
He will never be elite.

>>64715112
Make it so that it becomes a shrine for eternal PVZ beauty

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>>64715021
>Feel bad for Urijah
He lived the quintessential Southern Californian adolescence blessed with money, a loving family, athleticism, popularity, and likable personality. Add to that a potential hall of fame UFC career and a successful gym. The only thing he can't do is win a UFC belt or reach the top shelf without a stool. Impossible to feel sorry for him.

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>>64715226
Could you imagine how thoroughly Joanna would test her #goodgenetics?

>>64715215
Daniel Manning fans please leave

>>64715235
I think he's a gay though.

>>64715235
TAM is crumbling down though :(

>>64715244
Joanna would dismantle this little girl, so no title fights for pvz until vacated

>>64715021
To be fair he did that to Conor right before the weigh ins, with the amount Conor cuts he probably couldn't even see straight. They seemed like bros once the show started.

>>64715021
>>64715021
post conor patting him on the head

>>64715262
The second UFC introduce 105, we're gonna see such a huge exodus from 115 it's gonna be wild. By my estimate, at least half the division are natural 105ers.

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>>64715207
based

>>64715262
every potential challenger beats her as well. She might fight for the title, but will never win it

>Lewdtourneau
>Gadelha
>Penne
>Rose obvs
>Torres
>Esparza probably

all style on her

>>64715259
That's just how dudes in NorCal talk

>>64715244
OH MY GOD

JESUS CHRIST

>>64715301
If I say "dude", "stoked" and "pretty radical" will I pass a local in California?

>>64715301
>talking shit about a hella tight place

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>>64715248
HGH you taste so good

>>64715301
he's pretty old though and never had a girlfriend, at least not one known to public. Plus he surrounds himself with young, ripped shirtless dude and makes them pose for homoerotic calendars.

>>64715334
Depends on how chill you are

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>>64715334

>>64715379
how do I become chill?

I heard urijah Faber was fanagle'n two girls in his hotel to " calm his nerves" before he fought jens pulver

>>64715334
Just study some videos by The Illusion. Soon, you'll be living that Cali Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-AF_kiAvkE

>>64715398

Take bong loads. Do sick shit

>>64715362
OBJECTION UH LIGHTING HELLO
ALSO THE POSITIVE TEST WAS A FLUB BY A BUNCH OF QUACK SHITS
CUNG LE WILL GET REVENGE
UFC IS DONE FOR

>>64715408
DUDE I've been studying the Illusion for some time now, he has a kid and everything, with a hippy milf

>>64715372
>Plus he surrounds himself with young, ripped shirtless dude and makes them pose for homoerotic calendars

Are you not doing this on your non-gi training days, casual?

>>64715359
How man NorCal bros does it take to chnge a light bulb? - Hella!
How long does it take them? - For days!

>>64715406
I believe it

>>64715398
It's a birthright

>>64711894
Douglas was shit though

nice try

>>64715456
do you think they all run train on paige? that's what i'm imagining

>>64711953
Is SNL popular? I've never seen anything remotely funny from it.

>>64711935
It's common knowledge that Holyfield jumpoed on PEDs to put on the 20 lbs of lean muscle he needed to compete at Heavyweight.

But did you know that Holyfield is the ATG #1 ranked cruiserweight in history and his cruiserweight record alone beats Mike Tysons entire resume?

>>64715496
It was and pretty iconic for a while. I'd still consider it a comedy institution. I stopped watching when the announcer started doing ads to sponsor the musical acts. I'd imagine that was because of a lack of viewership. Anyway, Rondo doing SNL is a good idea. Whether she's washed up as a fighter or not she can still help grow the sport.

Reminder that Chris Weidman literally had pictures of Rockhold on his fridge that he had to go home and take down after getting his ass beat and embarrassed by his dad on national television.

>>64715498
>cruiserweight
><
Meme weight class tbqh

>>64715540
which ronda is going to host?
weigh-in day ronda, or poopin in the woods ronda?

>>64715552
When will you accept your lord and savior Oleksandr Usyk?

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>tfw unbanned

i'll take it easier on the bunda next gamethread bros

>>64715607
It's not worth it, just be a spectator and watch other people get v&

>>64715607
We might have gone too far in a few places.

>>64712957
I blame the protestants. Fucking prudes. Ruining my 'merica. too bad they founded it

>>64715362
cung le was looking TST in that into the badlands finale tho

>>64715334
say hella and in-and-out burger a lot

>>64714480
>>64714480
that fucking MS paint on the wrist, what the fuck

Did Mayweather really call racism because no one liked him?
Did Goober reply?

I saw shit posted but I thought it was memes

>>64715720
obviously the original image was cropped

>>64715725
he does have a point, the general public has a hard time rooting for nigger stars, it is what it is

>>64715725
Why don't other ethnics complain about racism as much?

>>64715778
>actually believing this
Literally 9 out of 10 famous athletes from the US are black.
Mayweather himself is the most wealthy athlete of all time, that would never happen if he wasn't popular.

>>64715792
they tend to deal with it and get on with their lives.

>>64715725
the Goobz reply was fake.

>>64715362
whats sad is he still got raped by bisping of all people

>>64715803
>italioindian education
notorious =/= popular
And I'm not saying black athletes can't be stars, I'm saying white athletes are better embraced by the American public.

>>64715778
Nice statistics.

Casuals are seriously forgetting that Ward was HOBO's most pushed boxer at one point with a huge fanbase and its Wards fault his career was flushed down the toilet.

There are a lot of black fighters getting a lot of attention but Floyd is pissed because none of them are in his shitty social media driven posse.

>>64715813

it's gonna be hilarious if Bisping beats Silva

>>64715862
Heavyweight boxing died in the US because it became dominated by whites.

Meanwhile it's popularity skyrocketed most everywhere else.

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When you see this face you know the other guy is getting his chin deleted

>>64715900
thats the imma make you famous face

>>64715862
Nah, not really, the biggest stars are literally ALL blacks. Michael Jordan, he is loved as fuck. Mike Tyson, another giant star, most people love him (now), Muhammad Ali, still loved to this day even though he talked a ton of shit and was a muslim unironically. I can't remember one white athlete that reached this level of fame.
This is the same with other figures who are not athletes like Oprah, Michael Jackson, Morgan Freeman, etc
Remember that blacks are only 13% of the total population in the US.

>>64715862
michael jordan is damn near jesus here what in the fuck are you even talking about?

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>>64715607
>>64715639
>>64715643
I just got a warning on another board so have some euroblack bunda on the house.

>>64715985
>asiatic face
who is this?

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>>64715725
Long post. Sorry.
Kinda. He said racism exists in pro sports. All despite being the highest paid athlete in the world,being black, but more importantly being a manlet. He cited Layla Ali and referenced Ronda. Something about how Ronda did the exact same shit like Ronda. Despite Layla being trash,boring and ducking Ann Wolfe. He also cited that Andre Ward (another boxer) not being ranked higher is probably due to racism. And in no way attributed to his boring style, and being inactive for 12 years. ESPN journos have been saying that it's easier to be the white guy who is cocky than the black guy who is cocky in reference to McGregor's and Mayweather's personality. How JJ Watt celebrated a play and the celebration was as long as a Cam Newton play. And how Rob Gronkowski wrote in his book that he had a party in his apartment,he was nude cooking eggs,there were nude girls, and people say "based Gronk". But if it was Cam Newton we would shit on him. Which would be warranted because Cam is a Christian,doesn't drink,does tons of charity,has been with his girl for a longtime and just had a kid.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkNoEHV2c20

This is what Jones looks like now that he's training year round. DC is fucked.

>>64715990
>asiatic
It's quite literally the combination of european and black with dominant euro genes. I figured an Argentinian wouldn't be so facially dyslexic in regards to mixed people.

>>64715934
Most people aren't racist (really).
If you have the talent you'll get the fans.

Actually, the idea of 'race' is a farce. It's really just a matter of ethnicity. Everyone on this board is the same race (human).

>>64716004
Most fighters who have made the switch from "party hard, work just enough" to "no more partying i'm a good boy now I just work hard", end up looking like SHIT

>>64715997
CAM IS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN TO CAROLINA SINCE MICHAEL JORDAN

ANYBODY WHO HATES HIM WILL BE FORCED TO WATCH ME BUTTFUCK THEIR MOTHER AND DEEPTHROAT HER WITH MY FOOT

>>64715496

It was the pinnacle of American humor in the 70's and 80's

>>64716018
Examples?

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>>64716007
top bantz tbqh
>>64716004
I was thinking about all this yesterday, what if DC is right about Jon more prone to gas? I can see DC beating a gassed out Jones, probably by submission.

I just rewatched 195 and it looks like Condit won not only Round 3 but also 5...

>>64716031
I can see the argument for RD5

>>64716031
Of course he did

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Do you think they actually hate each other and it isn't all hype?

after the bell rang they still tried to fuck each other up.

>>64716069
>I bet I could take you down
>I will literally kill you
>Media day shenanigans
>That gif
>I hope DC is somewhere crying right now

Sure it's all just fake lad

>>64716069
Yea I think Jon really dislikes Cormier.

Just rewatched Mendes McGregor, forgot how fucked up the mat was from the Lawlor MacDonald fight

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>>64715803
>Mayweather himself is the most wealthy athlete of all time
https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/the-fifteen-billion-dollar-athlete

>>64716099

Is horse and athlete?

>>64716099
>salary in grains
Shit times tbqh

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>>64716115

after pettis fucks up alvarez, does he get cut? has he won a match since he came to the ufc?

>>64716115

I still can't believe he squats 500 and deadlifts 600 with those fucking twigs

>>64716113
u wut? Sestertii are ancient roman coins

>>64716134
I didn't read the article to be quite honest, just guessed.
Pretty nice then.