NFL GENERAL: blueberry pancake edition

holy fuck how many generals have you autists gone through today

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TYBC

>>64692606
bout tree fiddy

third for memes

>>64692606
More than enough. I think we go through generals faster in the off-season.

>>64692613
Beat me to it

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>>64692597
8-8 what the fuck am I looking at, a blueberry muffin top?

>>64692644
nevermind, just saw the edition

>>64692644
A while ago on /fit/ a newfag tried making /fit/ pancakes and couldnt cook for shit

this was a cropped piece of the picture to be formed into a reaction pic

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>>64692646

Pancakes are the shit.

>>64692646
>being this jealous
:^)

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my
face
when
"people"

>>64692606

All of them

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Why did he leave bros?

They were so perfect together.

Randy please come back to New England and ring chase with us one more time.

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http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/carolina-panthers-cam-newton-baby-chosen-letters-to-the-editor-charlotte-observer-010416

What is wrong with white people?

>>64692690
Dude was a plague in terms of work effort and locker room presence

but god damn was he talented

>>64692690
Radny is 2 old and infirm.

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>>64692690
I don't know. I feel like his story had the "perfect" ending.

I remember everything
Know that I'm watching

>>64692621
Makes sense. All the shitposting happens here instead of the gamethreads and post game cry/celebrate shitposting threads.

C owlney is da best toxin ever.

TY based Owlman

SEAN PAYTON WILL BE THE NEXT HEAD COACH OF THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS

I GUARANTEE YOU THAT.

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Let's try that again since the mods are faggots and still banning even though I finished my ban a month ago

THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/8_8FUsK9Gws

>>64692690
Randy Moss was a classic jerkass pro athlete. He was the best, and he made sure you fucking knew it. He was talented, yes, but odds are he was locker room poison, especially for an organization like the Pats

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>>64692727
Pls beat the shitposters I will love you forever

>>64692741
Hes staying with us, you godless heathen. Hands off.

>>64692741
I say it's between Norv Turner and Chudinzki.

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>>64692717
His story's ending was him actually getting Flacco'd

He may be wrong about the playoffs part. But I am damn sure the Jets' value would multiply drastically with all the marketing he could pour into them.

>>64692635
Literally exactly what I'm talking about. He's a complementary part of an offense that emphasizes ball control and time of possession. Teddy converted a lot of third-and-longs that Peterson put them in by being a juke-happy retard behind the LOS.

>>64692690
Only elite receiver Brady's ever had besides Gronkowski. I love Edelman and LaFell/Amendola can come up big but there was nothing like seeing the Brady to Moss at least twice every game in 2007

Packers are shit.

>>64692727
if you love Deandre Hopkins set him free

the ravens will take him gladly

>>64692727
If the Texans beat the queefs the world will breathe easier, and the "Alex Smeff is gud" meme will finally die

>>64692762
Dude Google silverback attack porn

Yes silverback is also a porn term
I should change my trip to mandingo or cuck bull lol

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>>64692690
he's an "analyst" now, he won't ever play again. I had (have) the same dream earlier this year ffam, but it just wasn't meant to be.

>>64692762
Norv is never again getting a head coaching job.

>>64692775
Edelman and Amendola have dat heart, tho. Moss didn't have the same indomitable will that Brady's favorite midgets have.

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the cleveland browns, dallas cowboys, and san francisco 49ers WILL pass him up, and paxton lynch WILL be drafted by the philadelphia eagles in the first round of the 2016 NFL draft

>>64692779
And you know because?

>>64692617

I love watching the Lions. Why do they have to barely lose all of their games

>>64692827
that's cool. enjoy your bust.

>>64692827
Shut up faggit

>>64692775
Forgetting about Deion Branch?

>>64692827
If he does he will be shit his entire career

So long dental plan

>the shanty town of Bob Griffen
If >my team doesn't win then I hope the REDSKINS do.

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>>64692597
>NYG:After Coughlin firing, Giants GM Reese 'safe'

>>64692694
But for real, who the fuck thinks Chosen is a good name for a kid?

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>>64692775
how quickly /nfl/ seems to forget that Wes Welker was elite from 2007 until he left the Patriots. Welker had more yards than Moss in the year of >18-1, too.

>>64692827
>mfw the Eagles didn't draft Russell Wilson when they had the chance.

Bunch of idiots.

>>64692851
Lisa needs braces

>>64692871
You fags were the ones who chased him out of town over one single drop

>>64692871
Fact: If Brady had been drafted by any other team he would probably not have won a superbowl

Fact: Brady is a Belicheck babby

>>64692871
Just because Welker had more yards than Moss doesn't mean he had as big an impact Moss did.

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>>64692865
I've seen worse.

>bears also rumored to be in on whisenhunt

I guess that's assuming Gase gets fired, but please God no...

>>64692878
Dental Plan

>>64692843
Was typing it up super quick but yeah Branch, Faulk, and all those guys were amazing. I just wonder what Brady could do with someone like Antonio Brown. But to >>64692822 's
point, as long as Brady has that chemistry with his receivers and the O-Line gets their shit together I have faith

>>64692890
ya ya, system and what not and all that jazz you guys have said for the past decade

>>64692886
New England media is vicious, but he left because him and BB hated each other.

>>64692900
Why would Gase get fired? If anything it'd be because he's getting hired to be someone else's head coach

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>>64692897
>McKarty

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The Panthers really dodged a bullet with Luck choosing to stay an extra year at Stanford didn't they?

>>64692921
It's true

>>64692830
Because I just know, okay? Jeez.

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>>64692929
Reminder that Luck is last in the league in comp%

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New meme

>>64692865
wasn't it the name of a gay animated rapper?

>>64692945
not a very good one pham

JED YORK BTFO

>“Are you in need of somebody who you’re comfortable with, who makes you feel good when you’re in a room with them?” York was asked.

>“We’re in need of somebody that can win Super Bowls,” York said.

>“So, personality doesn’t matter?”

>“We’re in need of somebody that can win Super Bowls,” York replied.

>“Didn’t you have that guy?”

Just rented Schindler´s list lads, any good? Worth the 3 dollars I had to pay?

Sup guys I'm watching that Naruto Movie The Last

What should I expect

>>64692897
I mean I've seen a lot of stupid ass names, but Chosen just seems on a while new level of hipster dumbassery than shitty spellings of normal names and basketball American names.

Who's drafting the Ole Miss DT?

>>64692886
It wasn't over the drop, that's a convenient excuse for the casuals. Welker and BB were having a huge contract dispute, and Wesley eventually took the money and ran [his head into some others guys' heads]

>>64692890
Fact: no one cares

>>64692843
Welker, Troy brown, branch, one of his tight ends he's had a couple good ones, moss, Edelman etc

People need to drop this shit about Brady having shitty guys to throw to. Part of the reason for that is his fault because all of his receivers get fucked up when he constantly throws accross the middle but the other part is fuck tards with short memories.

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>>64692944

>>64692975
BB then went and gave that money to Edelman and Amendola

>>64692983
>120 million

>>64692983
elite pepe confirmed

>>64692981
>People need to drop this shit about Brady having shitty guys to throw to

>Troy for like three years (although I still love me some troy)
>BRANCH


lel

LEL

L-E-L

>>64692972
Nah Chosen is just hipster. How can you put that below 'Taylee' and 'Lakynn'. Thats literally Orangelo tier.

>>64692942
You haven't known shit all season. And now you know?
Find a new sport

>>64692903
Lisa needs braces

>>64692952
I dunno, but that was probably a stage name if it was, not a birth name.

>>64693004
Shut. Up.

>>64692965
i had a good laugh when i saw it

>>64692999
I guess because I see a lot of people with those style of names living near Atlanta. You just think they're dumb names, but hipster names are worse. Just my opinion though.

>>64693000
Nice trips.

>>64692871

Welker was a fucking choke artist who single handedly cost Brady two Owls. Fuck Wes Welker

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>>64692983
Fuccboi

>>64692989
which has worked out fairly well so far, I would say.

>>64693004
tap dancing sellout.

>>64693038
Yeah, it wasn't Brady's inability to deal with pressure from Strahan and crew in 42 or his off target pass in 46. It was ALL Welker.

>>64693049
Play classical gas

>>64693000
Haters keep me going, bruh.

All these ninja chicks are all over Narutos dick

>>64692690
He was a piece of shit person

He was in his prime with the vikings and raiders but you saw his work production decline and after wasting two or so years in the raiders it showed

I'm glad he never won a ring , he just does not deserve a ring

he should have stayed with the vikings, he literally built a team around him and he fucked off because he is a dumb nigger

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>>64693038
true, but welker's drops werent the only two plays. there was alot of shit going wrong if you needed one catch to seal it.

>>64693092
[Insert Naruto copypasta here]

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>>64693038

>>64693067
I wouldn't call it hate. I'd call it I mock you for not knowing what you are taking about. It amuses me. All season you put up shitty ass crap that within a week is proven wrong. 16 weeks of fuck ups.

You can think I hate you if it makes you feel better. More it's amusement and slight pity I feel for you.

Also if you are fueled by hatred your life must suck.

Find a new sport

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>>64692774
So he did was a second stringer would do and he is good because of it?

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>>64692999
>Orangelo

reminds me of when I first read Freakonomics
>has a chapter all about correlation of baby names and parents' level of education
>shows some ununusual/niggerish names they found in their research
>some nigger literally named their twin boys Lemonjello and Limejello (leh-MON-jel-oh and lee-MAY-jel-oh)

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>implying this game won't be better than whatever shit match up plays in the SB

>>64693103
Fact: Brady has never been a major factor in his team winning the Superbowl. He is always on the bench watching as his defense or his kicker being the real hero of the game

Brady is lucky to have been on a team with a coach that knows how to win. But Brady is most certainly the most overrated QB in the League and possibly all time

>>64693130
The memeqb bowl

Warren Moon > Cam Pooten and Cuckell Wilshit

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i think i got out of bed once today

just to use the bathroom

>>64693026
>GOODBYE JEWS!

Fuck I shouldn´t be laughing at this movie, but I can´t help myself

>>64693136
you say that, but who put the team in place for the kick?

IIRC he drove like 60 yards against a stout D for #1. he had to put the team in place to do it

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>>64693147
>tfw nothing to look forward to besides pro bowl

also, dubs decide what i rent from redbox

>>64693166
Any QB in his place would have been able to do that under the tutelage of Belichik

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

>>64693107
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

>>64693188
>potato

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>>64693116
>combined 1-8 in games where they throw more than one INT
Guess who has the one win

>>64693102
>late 90s Vikes
that team would have fallen apart once Cris Carter and Randall Cunningham retired, anyway

>>64693136
>fact: the cowboys have been exactly 128-128 in the past 16 seasons and won 0 playoff games in that time

>>64692871
There's no reason to care about Welker once Edelman stepped in. Welker was great during his days in New England but he got replaced so perfectly by Edelman that no one even misses him now. The fact that Edelman came through in the owl instead of choking it away was the dagger. He's a great receiver that messed up badly, got replaced, and his replacement did what he couldn't do.

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>>64693191
Yes. Pic Super Related

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>>64692597

>>64693208
But Romo has won 2

#rekt #lmao

Get your overrated QB outta here kek

>>64693183
Matt Cassel didn't.
BB also had a losing record at cleveland

>>64693179
Fury Road

>>64693227
No.

>>64693147
you should shower, showers are nice
>>64693208
daunte culpepper did a decent job as long as he had moss to throw to
>dat 2004 season

>>64693179
Up

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>>64693116
Why the fuck is this image so small

>>64693205
That literally proves nothing

and looking at it it was against the cheifs who were/are the most overhyped team in the playoffs

>>64693183
prove it
>m-muh matt cassel who didn't even make the playoffs that year and let the Dolphins take the division

>>64693279
>he doesn't know how to read small images

>>64693252
Even Bill couldn't win in the blackmore that was Cleveland it seems.

But he took a rookie QB to 11-5 clearly Brady is just a product of the system. If that hadn't have been a weird year with the Dolphins being good with the wildcat Cassell most likely would have taken them to a conference championship at least under Bills system

Fact

How many fuckin Pepe images do you autists have?!

Has there ever been a good Wisconsin RB?

>>64693136
The only Pats owl win where Brady wasn't the driving force behind it was the win they got over the iggles.

Post

>Your team
>Your dream draft

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>>64693313
about tree fiddy

>>64693313
More than you'd think but less than you'd hope

>>64693313
stop

>>64693259
Uh yes

Saitama would absolutely wreck every ninja in the Naruto universe simply because of plot armor

>>64693315
Montee Ball...oh wait.

>>64693179
The Marine starring John Cena

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>>64693315
melvin gordon

>>64693330
From the last thread but

>Panthers
>1st. Desmond King, Iowa CB
>2nd. Germain Ifedi, TAMU OT
>3rd. Kevin Byard, MTSU S
>Compensatory 3rd. Aaron Burbridge, MSU WR
>4th. Josh Ferguson, Illinois RB
>5th. Ronald Blair, ASU DE
>7th. Alex Barr, NCSU G

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>>64693307
>reverse trolled

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Minnesota Vikings next year
Home opponents (*playoff team): Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers*, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Houston Texans*, Indianapolis Colts, Arizona Cardinals*.

Away opponents (*playoff team): Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers*, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins*, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans, Carolina Panthers.

EASILY 14-2 at best, losing to the Panthers and Cards or GB and Cards
EASIEST SCHEDULE IN YEARS HOLY SHIT.

inb4 faggots hurrrrrrrrrrrr you not gonna do nothin just like you faggot fucks saying we wouldn't make the playoffs or win 8 games, kill yourself before commenting please.


We're going to have AT LEAST 12 wins next year, we have 11 this year.

>>64693315
the michael bennett who was really fuckin fast? vikings drafted him
>>64693341
that's why comparing him to actual fighting media is retarded
yes, his manga is interesting and well-drawn
no, just because his power is "being the strongest" doesn't mean you can just end any character debate with "LOL HE'D WIN BECAUSE HE WINS ALWAYS"

>>64693315
Ron Dayne

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>>64693311
>if
but it didn't fucking happen, did it? if we played a game of "if's" the Pats would of gone 19-0 and Brady would of never gotten injured. "If" doesn't mean dick in football. It either "is" or "isn't".

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>>64693378
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>64693378
>No Super Eurobeat stickers
Do you even know how to go fast?

>>64693311
no, it means the rest of the AFC East is shit the pats have been giftwrapped 4-6 wins every year. the difference between them and a shit team is that they produce in the playoffs, where shit divisions should expose paper tigers.

Which is why Cassel lost and Tom has 4 rings.

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>>64693313
here we go

>>64693365
Desmond King isn't first rounder cuckold.

>>64693284
What it proves is that teams aren't going to be in a position to win if they have quarterbacks that commit multiple turnovers per game and repeatedly put their defenses in bad positions, especially early in the game. You can complain about how bad/good the defenses are, but no defense is going to be good if they keep having to get back on the field because they're stuck complementing an offense that keeps giving the ball away, or constantly going 3-and-out.

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>>64693315

>>64693136
DId you miss Super Bowl 49?

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>>64692612
based

>>64693390
And it IS a FACT that BRADY is a SYSTEM BABY.

>>64693388
Bro Saitama would destroy anyone in Naruto. Sharingan wouldn't work on him because his will power is too strong and genjestu or whatever it's called would have no effect. Madera would get bitch slapped and implode from Saitama

>>64693403
He's late 1st to early 2nd, and the Panthers are picking last after they win the owl. I don't see what's so hard to understand about that

>>64693429
Jojo > One Shit Man
BTW both fanbases suck

I've probably watched more Kirk Cousins football than anyone else on the planet, provided you don't count his time at Michigan State or any football related activity that may have preceded it. This pretty much makes me an expert. I've watched Kirk develop pocket presence and a better understanding of dynamics with receivers. I've watched him adjust the offense pre-snap and read defenses on the fly. I've learned a lot about Kirk Cousins' game, and there's one thing that I can tell you for sure. Without a shadow of a doubt. Without a moment's hesitation. Without reserve. Kirk Cousins does not cheat on his wife.

>>64693446
Desmond King is a 3rd rounder.

>>64693411
You mean the Superbowl where the Patriots were about to lose but won by some miracle and a stupid play call?

Yea I saw it. And I saw Brady on the bench. While his team won. Like usual.

Brady has got to be the luckiest QB in football to have all those free rides at championships

>>64693380
Vikings first team to win a superbowl in a replacement stadium, AND A NEW Stadium in the first year. #REPEAT

>>64693455
dubs confirm kirk is a loyal husband

>>64693315
has there ever been a good USC quarterback aside from Carson Palmer?

Now, you might know the NFL as the land of balls, and whistles, and referees, and football beer, but there's also another side to the league. A side that they don't show you on ABC broadcasts, This mostly means ESPN broadcasts, because ABC is a mostly different branch of Disney that generally doesn't show football games. There is also the NFL Network channel. I don't know who is responsible for that, but I don't think it is ABC, or ESPN for that matter. The point remains. There are things happening in the NFL that you don't know about, and some of those things cast a shadow. And let's be honest here, some of those shadows are long and threatening, and conjure images of shifting unpleasantries that creep into the prams of the children in your mind. Now, that I've set the scene, I will keep doing other things.

Any good Kansas State players in the draft? I love Bill Snyder.

>>64693429
and so you see how stupid it is to even bring him up? his power is being that kid you would play with when you were little who would no-sell everything by saying "force field" or whatever
it makes for an interesting story and comedy, but it sure as hell doesn't make for interesting fights
>>64693455
what do you think of connor cook?

>>64693463
did you gloss over the two 14 point deficits overcome to even put them in the position to win or are you just being obtuse on purpose

The NFL is a moral danger zone, and few people that enter it have the fortitude to withstand the temptation and onslaught of sensory rushes that accompany being in the spotlight of the national media and collective conscience. The tales of athletes who have won it all only to toss it all away on an extended bender or a highly protracted pisser are innumerable. They also have a tendency to get a lot of brain injuries. I'll leave connecting the dots on that one up to you.
So, when I tell you that Kirk Cousins doesn't cheat on his wife, that's not something that you can just brush off. It's not a meaningless fluff piece that you found in the Arts & Culture section of the Washington Post. In fact, you won't find it in any section of any piece of print media (or digital media that uses print by way of font, in the sense that print is a metaphor—but at once also wholly tangible) that has an ampersand. It just doesn't exist, okay? Kirk Cousins doesn't cheat on his wife and there is nothing that you can do about it. If you are the opposing team and you want to throw Kirk Cousins off his game by hiring a gaggle of mostly attractive strippers, or even other ladies that are not strippers but who are also whores and tend to act in ways that are both personally and socially deleterious due to either a string of experiences in their childhood or a chemical imbalance or some combination of the two, even if you hire those types of ladies to throw Kirk Cousins off his game through the temptations of late night sex and parties, you would be an idiot. You'd also be wasting your money, because I already told you that Kirk Cousins does not cheat on his wife.

>>64693114
Eh, that was pretty weak. I know you can do better than that.

>>64693463
>Scores 28 points on the best defense in the NFL with a meme O line and a defense that gets BTFO by Cuckold Wilson for most of the game until the last drive
>System babby
lel
I'm replying to bait or a butthurt Peyton fanboy anyway

>>64693179

Frozen

>>64693482
The thing about Saitama and OPM is the fights ARE interesting. They are interesting to look at and watch. However for Saitamas sake they are boring because there is no one to match him power wise. That makes us, the viewer, want the same thing Saitama wants. We want to see him fight someone equally as powerful.

By now, it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that professional athletes cheat on their wives. It's something of a professional hazard. Once you've achieved that type of wealth, status, and recognition, the opportunities to cheat on your wife increase by a factor of a lot. Not many people can resist that temptation. Kirk Cousins is different. He doesn't cheat on his wife. Take that to the bank.
I want to take you back a little bit, to a time that was earlier in my life, and also presumably earlier in your life. If you came to this article with the express intent of learning more about Kirk and his life, let's also assume that this point in my story correlates with a period that is also earlier in his life. So, we've traveled back to this earlier period, and we're looking at the dynamics of football. The year is Brett Favre's last with the Vikings. In the year prior, Mr. Favre almost went to the Super Bowl. But in the current year, Brett Favre is having trouble, and he's playing his worst football in decades. The reason is clear. Mr. Favre sent pictures of his penis to a lady named Jenn Sterger. Mr. Favre was cheating on his wife. Kirk Cousins would never do that.

>>64693405
>What it proves is that teams aren't going to be in a position to win if they have quarterbacks that commit multiple turnovers per game and repeatedly put their defenses in bad positions, especially early in the game. You can complain about how bad/good the defenses are, but no defense is going to be good if they keep having to get back on the field because they're stuck complementing an offense that keeps giving the ball away, or constantly going 3-and-out.
QBs this year have had many turnovers due to tipped balls which the NFL refuses to record as a stat(tipped ints)

I know for sure blake and derek have suffered tips passes

point is it is not always the quarterback's fault as turnover as you already stated teddy is placed in 3rd and longs positions because of peterson being a retarded yet that would mean that vikings defense has is bad because of all the three and outs they go through when in fact they don't

A potential/franchise QB takes his chances to win a game

Teddy rarely if ever takes a chance and that will hurt him in the playoffs. Seahawks are going to win the game and there is literally nothing you can do to stop it because the vikings have the defense , the oline and hb but no QB or WRs to help the offense

Kirt Cousins poopz on babbies.

The establishment of a connection between cheating on your wife while an NFL quarterback and a declining skill set on a path towards irrelevance (or in Mr. Favre's case, the Hall of Fame) has been established. The inverse is also true. Not cheating on your wife can help you win the championship. Not cheating on your wife can keep your head clear in the crucial game time decisions that require every ounce of cognitive ability that your brain zone can muster. Not cheating on your wife helps you build NFL success and also a nurturing, beautiful family.
Kirk Cousins does not cheat on his wife.

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>>64693463
>miracle
>implying Butler didn't run Lockette's route faster and pick Wilson off
it's a stupid call on the Seahawks but definitely not a miracle. Shit took skill.

pretty sure the only qb not to cheat is rivers phamalam

>>64693480
a pretty good guard, a ok depth corner, and the youngest gronkowski brother at FB
>>64693531
and since there is no one since his power is being the most powerful, putting him in other media would be boring
not saying he would lose to any of the narutards, but it's silly to bring him up

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>>64693502
You know who else made the "best defense" their bitch that year? Pic related.

But regardless it was the System and Bill, not Brady that overcame that deficit

all these 'ifs' about Brady are dumb

IF your mother swallowed you wouldn't have been born, Brady might be a dick but he's a great quarterback

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>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 2m2 minutes ago
>The #Colts reached a contract extension with head coach Chuck Pagano. wow.

>>64693400
>shit divisions should expose paper tigers
? paper tigers usually come from shit divisions (see: Colts, Indianapolis). Not sure what you what you mean there.

>>64693485
>being obtuse on purpose
that's Tiki's M.O. aside from drinking

>>64693557
I'm getting babby Gronk.

>>64693563
Brady is an above average QB in a system that makes it seem like he is great or elite

>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 20s20 seconds ago
>Colts announced Chuck Pagano has agreed to a contract extension.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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>>64693558
romo is even a worse system babby than brady and he's fragile to boot.

>>64693570
So they're going to fire Grigson now, right?

>Chuck Panini contract extension

THE RIDE CONTINUES
Aaaaaahahahaha

you fucking idiot moderators. stop banning me for someone else's porno shit in V. for fucksake already.

>>64693457
>Repeatedly mocked to Steelers and Redskins by every analyst ever
>Not a 1st round pick

Hargreaves, Ramsey, and Fuller are all going to be gone by #31, and I'm not personally a fan of Tre'Davious White. Unless someone's willing to trade up from the early 2nd round, they have to get an elite DB there.

chuck pagano did nothing wrong

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>>64693586
>IT'S REAL

>>64693597
Shut up retard.

>>64693588
But if Romo was on the Patriots he would have 7 Superbowls already because he is naturally a better QB because he puts up great stats in that terrible system

>>64693584
Yeah so? a lot of great players in general are the result of the systems they play in

>>64693563
>b-but belichick does everything. He's puts Brady's shirt on in the morning, he brushes his teeth, everything Brady's done in his life is because of Bill. There's no way in hell Brady can be a great QB with an even greater coach. He's a mediocre piece of shit, look at his combine man.

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>>64693597
>trusting analysts

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http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/features/writers/prisco/picks
they might have andy dalton back
he says he's gonna play
>they might have andy dalton back
>he says he's gonna play
they might have andy dalton back
he says he's gonna play
>they might have andy dalton back
>he says he's gonna play
PREPARE YOURSELF SHITTSBURGH

>>64693574
i was calling cassel a paper tiger because he did dick in the playoffs the times he made it, as opposed to Brady's 4 rings and such

Damn Tiki is going in hard today

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>COLTS LOW-BALL HIM ON AN EXT LAST YEAR
>THREATS TO FIRE HIM THIS WEEK

>GIVE HIM AN EXTENSION FOR BG MONEY

>CLOTS

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>>64693586
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>64693584
what system does brady use?

West coast, Play action, run and gun, spread?

seriously the dude plays under BB, they play all systems. You know that, we all know that. If a team stops the pass they run, if they stop the run then they pass. If they play cover two brady targets tight ends in the seam, soft zone shit brady slashes them in the middle, etc

the pats don't have a system.

>CLOTS

AHAHAHAH ENJOY 3 MORE YEARS OF MEDIOCRITY, PONYFUCKERS

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>>64693586
>@AdamSchefter

>>64693604
>Doesn't point out anything wrong with the post
>Calls someone a retard instead

wew lad, you sure showed me

Wow, well that's one less coaching job to compete against for my 49ers.

>>64693605
or he's just an above average volume chucker.

he throws way too many ints to thrive in bills system

>>64693619
>Implying anyone takes Andy "Red Ryder BB Gun" seriously

>>64693619

>throws an int and injures himself in an attempt to make a shitty tackle

Fuck off, that clown was never meant to succeed in the playoffs. Even if he plays pittsburgh will still win.

Guys. Naruto just confessed his love for Hinata

>>64693457

I'd take his ass in the second and turn him into a safety.

Unless your corners are dog shit or play very very press coverage every snap the team that drafts him should make him a safety.

>>64693570
what the fuck

>>64693605
>muh romo
fuck off Tiki. Romo fucking blows and the Cowboys suck dick

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>>64692597
>mfw i've said all along that the broncos were the afc's PREMIER team
>mfw the broncos are the number 1 seed
>mfw brady broke a nail in addition to all the other injured frauds on the poo shitland fartriots
>mfw the bunglels are starting some no name at QB
>mfw the queefs shit their pants in the playoffs as usual
>mfw shitsburgh will find a way to lose to a team with no QB
>mfw the texans are just plain dog shit but the queefs will choke anyway
>mfw the NFC is the kiddie conference anyway so who gives a shit
>mfw the broncos beat the cardinals in super bowl 50

gonna love all the damage control during these playoffs coming from delusional shitters who actually think the TOP seed broncos aren't winning it all this year

>Pagano back

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, what the actual fuck?

LOL @ THE COLTS

>>64693620
ah, yeah of course, Cassel had the one "Pro Bowl" year in KC before he got exposed more than a Polaroid picture everywhere else he went

>>64693652
They've been married for over a year now.

They even have two kids already.

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>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 20s20 seconds ago
>Colts announced Chuck Pagano has agreed to a contract extension.

>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 6m6 minutes ago
>The #Colts reached a contract extension with head coach Chuck Pagano. wow

lel what the fuck?

>You team
>Song that describes the season

Steelers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

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JUST

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>>64693577
he's like a smaller, uglier gronk lmao
maybe he's good though, i'm bad at judging fullbacks
>>64693639
yeah every team that's looking for an HC should view this as a victory, the colts are a pretty attractive spot to land
>>64693652
wait he does that explicitly
i thought it was just implied

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>>64693657

>>64693671

Thank you based colts

Assuming they're rolling with Pagano and firing Grigson, the Clots actually made the correct move. Surprised that Pagano wants to keep working with that jackass Irsay though

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>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 2m2 minutes ago
>Everyone will return for the #Colts. That's coach Chuck Pagano AND GM Ryan Grigson.


>GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS >GRIGSON STAYS

>@RapSheet: Everyone will return for the #Colts. That's coach Chuck Pagano AND GM Ryan Grigson.

wew lad

>>64693681
CHUCK

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>>64693586
>don't believe
>check to see if real
>is real
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 2m2 minutes ago
>Everyone will return for the #Colts. That's coach Chuck Pagano AND GM Ryan Grigson.
JUST

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>>64693697
>>64693698

>>64693656
Romo is a better QB than Brady.

If Brady and Romo were both on the Browns, Romo would end up being the starter while Brady is the backup

>>64693678
made me chuckle

>>64693688
yep, that is indeed the face of this year's super bowl MVP. thanks for sharing kid.

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>>64693697
>Grigson is staying

>>64693698
JESUS CHRIST, ARE THEY THIS RETARDED??????

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>Pagano and Grigson both staying

hilarious

>>64693688
nigga went full Barry Bonds

>>64693623
Our owner loves pills what can we say.

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>>64693714
>implying ether of them would do good with the dumpster fire that is the Browns management.

>>64693714
did Brady murder your family? the patriots and Brady are fucking dicks but why do you hate him so much?

naners

grigson staying. lol. Meh he's done a decent job. Other than piss off a bunch of fa's with his "i'm a fucking huge guy and the boss routine" he's been kind of alright. atleast he didn't draft RG3

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>>64693697
yfw the colts did absolutely nothing about their personnel after having their worst non-tanking season since peyton manning was drafting

>>64693682
Yea he says it. She doesn't say anything back though

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>>64693697
>>64693698
>Grigson and Pagano BOTH staying

lel Clots wut r u doin

>>64693693
Ok, scratch that

>>64693653
I'm just a really big fan of how good he is in man coverage. The guy has 8 picks and 7 or so pass breakups in one of the better conferences in the FBS.

>>64693586
Glorious

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>colts keeping Grigson

lel I hope they have an even shittier season next season

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Pay your respects to Luck

F

>>64693745
because he's a Cowfucks troll. just filter him

>>64693740
We'll it's more of any team, I just said the Browns to make a point.

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>>64693721

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>tfw Bowman will never win an owl
>tfw Gore retires in a Clots uniform
>tfw I'll never pilot a mobile suit
Life is suffering

>>64693752
the only good things he's done is TY Hilton in round 3 and trading for Vonte Davis

Over/under Colts win 4 games next season?

>>64693688
What are you implying?

That he injected all the steriods directly into his forehead?

>>64693781
F, go easy on >us next season

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>naners want to interview hue "0 playoff wins" jackson

welp

>>64693781
>luck and rgknee will be out of the NFL in 3 years and running Andy and RG's World Famous B-B-Q out of Mesquite

>>64693784
>filter
You can't handle the truth can you? Gotta go off to your safe space? lmao

Where's Lucky Cucky and Pat Sackafee?

Where are those fairweather cunts?

I want to hear those cucks opinions on this.

>>64693811
that's exactly what happened

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>>64693791
>Romo starts
>gets injured after two games
>Brady replaces him for the rest of the season
Drew Bledsoe/10

>>64693810
over. 5-11

>>64693769

I am too. He's really good at it but he has to be right there.

I personally want Houston to take him for safety. He will probably get a ton of picks there.

He'll be a good corner but I feel he should have more of the field to impose himself on/target top recivers.

>>64693752
>the man who murdered Andrew Luck
>"decent"

Luck is so injured that he hasn't played a game since last season without being doped up on painkillers. He is such a bad GM that every pick he makes, from defense to offense, flops so spectacularly that every other team's player in that position totally outplays them.

he is possibly the worst GM in history and has showed consistently he has no concern at all for Andrew Luck's health.

>>64693814
You really are turning into the Raiders.

>>64693814
Hue Jackson is pretty based mane

>>64693814
If he can get a good DC and doesn't trade the world for Carson Palmer, he might be good.

He would certainly fix the offense.

"Yo Mr. Irsay, what kinda coach you want"
*Hits crack pipe*
"Just fuck my shit up"
"Say no more senpai"

>@caplannfl:Word emerged late afternoon that all parties (GM, head coach, team) were working to stay together for years to come.

>>64693678
>>64693678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE
I DONT WANT TO CLOSE MY EYES
I DONT WANT TO FALL ASLEEP
CAUSE I MISS YOU
>Edelman
>Blount
>Vollmer
>Hightower
>Lewis

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>>64693619
>mfw stoolers fans thought they had a chance
TOPPEST OF FUCKING KEKS

>>64693745
It's a well known fact that Patsfags are the biggest shit posting casuals of /nfl/

This is how you make them your bitch. By posting hypothetical FACTS

>>64693803

Bowman will go to the Giants and wi-

>Jerry Reese is keeping his job

Nevermind.

>>64693849
>entire FO and coaching staff hate each other

WE'RE

ALL

JUST

ONE

BIG

HAPPY

FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>64693814
dude hue jackson is pretty good. I think he was the last guy to get the raiders to .500.

That's like winning the superbowl with the browns

>>64693825
>Brady starts
>torn ACL

Or

>Brady starts
>team loses anyway because he can't get away with deflating balls

>>64693179
instead of renting put after earth in a redbox cd case and return it

>>64693876
>>64693838
didn't he get run out of oakland for "blaming the players" or some shit though

THE OFFICIAL COLTS THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze1sx9YR2Ec

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>CHOCK POGONO
>INDIANAPOLIS "51-16s" CLOTS

>>64693859
stoolers on suicide watch

>>64693900
when they lost he threw the whole team under the bus saying they didn't play hard

>>64693890
Romo's more injury prone than Brady. Honestly both players would be out by week 5

>>64693862
>hypothetical
>facts
go jump in the river and drown, you retarded worthless alkie

>>64693678
Jets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2REZSj4XnE

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>>64693819
It's 4chan's version of screaming "TRIGGERED" at the top of their lungs at shit they don't like. Of course some reddit tier pats trip would get colon compacted if you make fun of the team he chose to root for

>>64693900
He got ran out of Oakland because Al hired him, Al died and then he tried to be the next Al Davis.

Mark Davis didn't want a head coach taking over his franchise so he got rid of him as soon as he could.

Hue Jackson might be the best to wrestle power away from Baalke.

JUST GRIT MY SHIT UP SENPAI