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Who here has /chewieholdinghimbacktokeepfromrebackingoregon/?
First for qt MLS commentator girlfriend
>>64628616
it's already -18.5 and I kinda want to reback
Imagine only going medium on Oregon but going large on o75
IVth for putting everything on under 74 on ore/tcu
I had Soto 29-28 desu, Still 2/2 on SW though :^)
So horny ffs.
>>64628658
Personally can't reback with this defense they have. Thankfully I'm already on a special.
SO MANY TCU AND OREGON WHORES GONNA BE RUNNING AROUND DOWNTOWN TONIGHT AND I'LL BE HERE AT HOME SHITPOSTING
>aerial coverage of a dome game
>>64628744
forgot to take off your trip there mate?
>>64628706
Random question, but do you prefer to win money on a fight where you think the opposing fighter should have won or would want them to win instead?
THAT. CATCH. and THAT. OTHER. CATCH.
>>64628906
Dragon city bitch
>>64628906
These fucking refs I swear to god...
>>64628862
Well.. If i'm betting on them, money obv. If not, then whoever deserve to win.
>>64624728 #
KINGS in
GEORGETOWN in
>>64628917
Chinese new year coming early. ;^)
>>64628927
Seemed like the correct call. Ref should have been less of a bitch boy and let the catch stand though just for entertainment.
Duffy pls
>>64629172
He's dead, the hard forearm to the face in R1 broke his nose.
Holy shit this is fucking stupid. Oregon might actually break 64 and bring my last bowl season prop bet in. Need TCU to score so Oregon doesn't take their foot off in the 2nd half
>Figure Oregon would have been undefeated if Adams hadn't gotten injured and are the true #1 team in the nation
>Special stake Oregon +1.5 the moment the lines came out
>Lose almost every Bowl bet I place
>No confidence in re-backing by a lot when Boykin is suspended
>mfw
Gonna be 29-28 UD for porier, another 30s and duffy may have had the triangle 2bh
>that one countryside white guy brofisting the black players on the nba team
Ebry tiem.
>lebron 9 points already
>>64629524
>9 units
>>64629524
>>64629556
>following the "tips" of a bookie shill
>>64629524
It was a solid large based off information. Asking for tea is statistically correlated to be low scoring.
>>64629669
>go back to check my addict bet
>2 minutes remaining
>team winning by 4
>opposition insta-three pointer
>lose posession, foul
just let me die in my sleep already, it wasn't even a bad bet
>>64629669
Incorrect info tbqh. The British expansion was fueled by tea.
Lil punt on Holtz Dec @2.2
>These TCU manlets
2speedy4me
>>64629778
Updated stream: http://live.3pmstream.com/streaming/free-live-video-streaming-fighting-ufc-195-early-prelims-other-fighting-216549.html
>>64629878
>not using acestream for glorious 1080p
where is best to look at player points in play for NBA
>>64629967
post plz
>That punt
Truly the king of meme plays.
>>64629967
Found this one, pretty decent and more live
http://www.vipleague.is/sports/ufc.htmlhttp://www.vipleague.is/boxing/355185/1/televised-prelims-ppv-ufc-195-las-vegas-live-stream-online.html
Two fucking overtimes
Losing by 5
Never again
Doesn't even let me cash out
>>64630050
Magnus has gone in raw. Hard.
>Adams out
Knew it was going too well.
>TCU blocks punt
>Oregon catches the ball out of the air and advances it for a first down
Pffft hahahahaha
>>64630050
NBA.com or espn
Mississippi +28
College basketball
Uk aint that good this year
Cookies blueless etc etc
Im on it
Dont follow just doing it for the annals of bet history
>Mfw it loses
>All this blood
:^(
>>64630126
Oregon -7 comfiest bet of the year
>>64630234
Bet is going to lose lid. Adams is out and Lockie is maybe the worst backup QB in CFB.
Hornets are raping me
I lost
Hold me /bet/
I want to cry
If Holtz doesnt get up, he'll lose this fight. These judges score heavy on top-position control.
>>64630292
>You lost
Hahahhahahahahahahaha
No. Seriously
It happens la
More so than anyone itt will admit
Get laid and drunk, the blues fade away temporarily...
>>64629778
fucking GOON bet
jesus christ lebron has a chance of hitting 24 in the first half
>>64630402
>Get laid
???
Nah but it hit hard because it was an actual good bet on the thing I'm the worst at
>>64630433
Holtz GOONd the 3rd round :^(
Gooz pls
Don't worry friends, the qt in the next fight is going to win! :^)
S U R E L Y
A
F
E
>>64630483
Have sexual intercourse
1-0 in official and 1-0 in unofficial or riskier bets on ufc
Really need brandao and Condit to win for my parlay tho
>>64630262
is TCU +30.5 a bet?
>>64630570
Both qt
Bet365 taken the In-play off for this fight.. Kish pls.
what's the fighting bet?
>>64630778
Kish
>Lebron on 20pts
Hes supposed to be sick
Just told my cat to always bet on the Gooz
>this Perth Glory goal
Not even on but holy kek
>>64630483
>A good bet
>A sure winner
>Free moneys
>>64630823
reback now?
Brisbane Roar backers in tears
>>64631006
It was the first placed team against the third worst, at evens
>>64631044
Odds are near enough what they are pre-fight atm
>>64631091
well, rebacked @ 1.9, seemed aight to me
>>64627868
I hope YOU got on it
>>64628343
I put a tenner on it when it was at $8 the other day but I would never bet serious amounts on the weather
I think they'll still get atleast three days play out of this game and it's a square turner so its by no means a safe bet.
>>64631130
Lines were 1.5 when i looked at comment and markets opened, nice :^)
>>64630702
If Adams stays out it's worth a small bet. TCU isn't going to explode on offense, but they have moved the ball, just hurt themselves with penalties.
Really hope they get shut out though. ;^)
Ray Felton is STILL in the NBA
huh
Justine Kish
Good girl. Bit scrappy there but aggression won in the end.
Big Kish win, Westcott & Kish double lands too, wew :^)
tears if you didn't get on Sims @ 2.10 before weigh-ins
As my last basketball tip came in i wondered
Why is this my best sport?
Nfl is so so
Soccer is dire
Why am i so in tune with basketball?
It was invented by a white man?
Why us it so ez for me over timr?
Imagine playing your last football game of your career and you decide to take yourself out by running head first into a defensive back. Just IMAGINE.
These judges are pretty dodgy tb]-[
>>64631386
I dunno man
In local league last month I had 80% accuracy
Yet international I'm barely 50%
PMSL. Oregon is going to lose. Lockie is absolute shite.
>>64631472
Two of them are.
>>64631527
Yea, obv dont know which 2 though...
Need a Noke finish within the first 2 rounds for massive profits :^)
thanks based kish, and thanks lebron for reaching 26
>>64631564
The ones scoring 30-27 for fighters who lost 1 round.
Magnus based shill
>>64631495
Lets keep each other posted lad
PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ON THE UNDER...HELP ME JESUS
Shoulda layed Noke
>noke
Perth did pick it up towards the end but its definitely one for the collection
>365 hasn't let me cash out the entire game
Whew. Going to walk the dog.
>>64631800
Nice
Noke's hooter is broken.. shaking.
Morono was VALUE
>>64631972
Wow. Even he was surprised he won...
Yea, these judges are fucked up.
>One judge scored it 30-27 Noke
>Two judges score it 29-28 for the other guy
Did they pull an idiot from the streets and tell him to score fights?
>>64632054
I think the 2 29-28s in favour of the other guy are the ones from the streets m8
Noke won the 1st and 3rd round very easily.
Think i'll punt on teh underdogs by dec in every fight now... T B H
Morono won first and third.
Where you at, gooz. I am 2-0 with my ufc tips tonight
>>64632161
He didnt win the 3rd round m8, that 1 single sub attempt shouldn't overall score an entire round in favor of the fighter. These judges are stoned. :'^)
ALL THESE FAGGOTS ITT WATCHING TWO GROWN MEN OIL WRESTLING
>Grappling
ZZZzz
>Translator just making shit up
>>64632272
He did better jabs and barraged him from the back while nole wasn't throwing anything, then quickly that top position was worthless as there was good submission attempt.
Lying to yourself will effect your ufc bets, senpai
>>64632440
Gonna have to disagree with you friend, like most of /heem/ and many other MMA-forums, but hey-ho, we must of been watching different fights :^)
What were McDonald's odds?
>>64632587
1.2 SW, Finish was 3.XX, cant remember exactly, I had him first round and small on submission, so half-win i guess...
Based on zero knowledge and not knowing anything about UFC after seeing that preview I think Lawler will lose. :)
>>64632667
He will :^)
>>64632516
Quick to get through all those forums, especially when betting favorite just lost when Joe was shilling him hard and emotion are high ;)
I have Brandao and Condit, but anything can happen. I didn't lose my ufc tips yet so there is that.
>>64632667
>doubting the blood god
>go set up my new television and run errands
>come back to this Oregon collapse
Lockie can eat every dick in the world
REEEEEEEEE
Lawler or Condit?
>>64632829
Condit
>>64632829
Condit. It rarely happens, but after listening Luca Fury's podcast and taking into account everything that he said he managed to convince me that Condit has just more tools than Robbie, accompanied by an iron chin and best cardio at the welterweight. The only factor in favour of Robbie is raw power and in-the-pocket exchanges. His fight with Rory showed that he leaves himself open for leg kicks pretty often and Condit will abuse that like hell.
pmsl @ this A L T I T U D E talk
Wtb in aussie slags football?
>ducks lead down to 3
to hedge or to not hedge after lead drops from 31 to 3
>>64633183
I'm kicking myself for not deciding to jump on +30.5 special. Figured I would just ride it out and not risk any more money. Fucking hell
Dont want this fight to go to the judges...
Im on rockets+15
God help us
gooooooooooooooooooooz
T R U J I L L O
Every bet I have now on this card is free.
>>64633251
will you reback on higher +?
Didn't good pick Sims? Or was that syk fuck rukus
OH MY FUCK @ Oregon backers
This is one of the worst meltdowns I've ever seen in a football game in my entire 28 years on this gay earth. Oregon is actually going to lose after leading 31-0 and the spread moving to TCU +33.5. I don't even know. Fuck everything.
FUCK
U
C
K
Alright lids, what's the bet?
>>64633341
I already did +20 right now tb h
Harden bouta go off
Spurs gon rest starters etc
You wit me on this wild ride my nigra?
the fuck is this pmsl
>betting on correctly priced sports
not even once, lads
>>64633584
A pair of manletts fighting over clothes m8.
Hard banter tbph.
>>64633595
Never seen an Aussie do anything else other than bet on correctly priced sports desu senpai
U SAY YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE I TELL YOU IM YOUR MAN
YOU WIN SUMS LOSE SUMS ITS ALL A GAME TO ME
>>64633576
>You wit me on this wild ride my nigra?
Just went LARGE on +19.5. Chasing Oregon losses hard.
>>64633576
I developed a phobia for basketball but threw a humble fiver at 20.5
>Sandstorm
>>64633696
guess I'm the exception liddo. just got back from 2 weeks holidays paid for by two months of sports betting winnings.
THE PLEASURE IS TO PLAY
IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHAT YOU SAY
#prayforNestle
>>64633805
LETS GET IT THEN
>>64633945
Post last three bets
>double OT in this oregon game
To cut losses and just take -80 or risk 200 to win 100?
Brandao 2-0 atm, need a finish for max prof.
OMG my double OT bowl game prop hit
HAHAHAHA drunken terrible prop bet somehow backs my way into a healthy profit. Hahahaha
Fuuuuck, first ufc bet lost
NICE SUBMISSION
HE WAS LOSING TOO
>>64634356
;_;
>>64634454
>>64634457
>>64634466
SW lost, double came in though :^)
>>64634496
I was sweating hard.
>>64634279
the only bets I've made this year have been on the t20 lark currently offered on bet365. literal free money.
man that was way too close
Larkin to take this to the distance, hoping he wall & stalls his way to a UD.
>>64633805
>>64633712
up INSANE
Motorhead
Ace of spades
YouTube it
Listen and learn
I swear to god
Plz listen with lyrics ffs
Ok, money on tumenov by finishing
>>64634706
Are you up or down? Not following the fights
>>64634881
Up, only by a bit though, still got 3 fights left (5 bets), current fight has the largest win potential of the card though.
>Risking 2k just for 100 euro profit on this game
Happy to know I won't see these little shits again until summer.
>>64635039
pls stop m8
>>64635039
Your heads gone lid
Sweden at 3.0 to win the hockey tournament on bet365.
LARGE on Sweden Finland and USA russia over 5.5 odds are only going to get worse so throw shekels on now.
Very reasonable both games games go to overtime but Sweden and USA 3way if you way to get on.
Swizz -1.5 tomorrow is a must too.
>>64631152
I bet 75% of my bankroll on tcu +30 and 10% on tcu 16/1 because of this post UP FUCKING BRAINS th-thank you
Larkin/Tumenov O1.5 rounds - in
>This Denver game
A-at least I'll be down less after this
>>64635209
>American bankroll management
>>64635118
It has definitely gone. As has my shirt which I ripped apart in anger when it became 31-17, kek.
>>64635083
I had 1.75k on Oregone (of which 1k which I staked almost a month ago). Had to stake an additional 120 euro on TCU @16 and hope Oregone didn't win in OT.
Going to have a victory wank and cry while doing it. :^)
>>64635292
>Denver 1Q FG% 22
jesus christ
surely denver + is a bet? they can't be this dire for the remainder of the match
Lads lads lads. If Lawler wins my bankroll hits 1k for the first time ever. This was my MAIN goal when I started ~5 months ago. At $997.81 with a random small bet on Lawler from earlier today still out.
Bowl Season absolutely
SURREAL
U
R
R
E
A
L
>>64635380
>1k roll first time
>nearly 30 years old with 2 degrees stuck on a thai fur trading website
>bragging about it
?
>>64635209
>Not following a wild hare and going up 5 figures in one night
Implying im not gonna cash out the winnings from this tomorrow
S
>Getting what you get in two weeks in 2 hours
>>64635379
Alot of those were open looks too. Problem is they've left the Warriors more open looks
These judges could easy score this 1-1/1-1/2-0 for Larkin... He's @4.33 atm...
>>64635420
Not bragging, my roll is small as fuck compared to many of the people on here. Just celebrating a personal accomplishment.
>>64635433
Meant for
>>64635317
Started drowning my mistake in alcohol
>it wins anyway
Is +24.5 Nuggets good or are they going to be buttblasted by Curry and co?
>>64635513
Guess I misread the tone of that post, congratulations m8 and hope the success continues for you
>>64635535
post slips. doubt you are up 5 figs tonight. 4 figs i'd believe.
Gonna be close this... another split incoming i think....
>>64635549
Warriors bench is short (9 dressed), so it'll probably be starters for most of the game. I wouldn't do it personally
>>64635595
Thanks /betbro/
>Leaving it to these crooked judges
Man this nigger has a good chin
>>64635620
I know that if bookies give teams a 6-7 difference and you find an over 20 difference, the plus almost always is value. But in NBA as quarters are longer, pointers go higher, and the skill level is way higher I really have no idea what happens
>>64635605
>implying anyone is ever down
>>64635690
>I know that if bookies give teams a 6-7 difference and you find an over 20 difference, the plus almost always is value.
I don't think you're wrong in general but the warriors are the best team in the league by a fair margin (barring maybe the spurs) so they can do anything on any given night. If I saw a 20+ spread like that and it had opened at 6+ I'd probably take it in the late 3rd or early 4th as those scores typically seem to close by a bit late but it's hard to say with GS.
>>64635848
Yeah thought so
The Warriors gave me some serious dosh with HT/FTs and o6s
Arlovski or Miocic?
>>64635940
I have Arlovski since he I with Greg and I see his striking good against miocic, but I don't recommend betting on this fight
>>64635939
>The Warriors gave me some serious dosh
Warriors were basically like a money printing press when they were in the middle of that winning streak. There was like a solid 3 weeks where the bookies just could NOT get the lines right.
>Arlovski getting his old washed up glass chin tested
That Warriors sideline reporter is a qt.
>>64635986
This is why I say avoid such fights, Arlovski could have caught him and viceversa
>>64636283
Second that
>tfw getting back in after a small break
>already lost half my bank in a day
>>64636340
HW fights are a coin toss in essence.
>>64635460
I liked the brief moment when you could bet on Tyson Fury @ 2.70 AFTER the last round against Klit when it was obvious he dominated the champ and the only thing that could stop him from getting the title were crooked German judges.
>>64636609
how much?
Currently 6/11, Condit left
3/4 on doubles.
Not too bad.
>>64635690
>Curry won't return
Get on it if you still can
>>64636701
looks good gooz
Idk bout this
>>64636283
Her friends though...
>>64636800
Phobia kicked in
>>64636856
1-0 (10-9) Condit is something to know m8.
Ib4 Carlos get's careless
>>64636904
Cmon, I love you m8 for betting on ufc at all, wasn't much ufc bettors here before
1-1, condits jaw is holding though. Fight can easily go either way.
condit bout to swallow a lawlor hook
Wtb for tomorrow lids? Which football is gonna win the scores
Condit's living up
>>64636609
>Not staying away
really good fight m8s
CC 2-1
>>64636885
Classic female behavior. Find ugly friends to stand out more.
>the future of MMA is throwing hundreds of 50% effort sissy punches to score points
NO YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY BOXING NOT JOIN THEM
You're literally an idiot if you're not laying on Condit @1.83.
Robbie needs to finish to keep his strap.
Condit has won on points after 4 rounds.
>>64637209
She's got some high test thighs too
>>64637412
Dem biracial genes. Hnggghh.
BEHIND THAT BEARD IS A CHIN OF STEEL
I didn't hop in and the absolute madmans on Denver catch up to the Warriors
>>64636800
>only put a small on nugs +22.5
I don't always bet on mainstream, but when I do, I do it wrong.
They both look so gassed that even when they are presented with an open punch, it does no damage. What is it rednecks enjoy about this mess?
Jesus that chin
Getting on +11.5 would be a big mistake
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
R O B B E R Y
Actual robbery wtf.
BAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE IT THANK YOU BASED REFS
MUH PILLOW SISY PUNCHES
GET REKT CONDIT
REFBALL
FUCK OFF
CARLOS WON THAT FIGHT
LAWLER
LAWLER
LAWLER
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
FUCKING RIGGED
WHAT
>using corrupt boxing judges to score mma fights
Utter bullshit
Did he just drop the f bomb?
>>64637315
based corrupt refs literally might have just helped save this sport.
>betting on this "sport"
kek
KEK
K E K
Who /robbedbyrobbie/ here?
Condit landed more S.Strikes than Robbie threw total trikes, did nothing in R3 & 4, condit clearly 3-2.
Can't wait to see the judges cards tomorrow and teh round stats :^)
I AM IN SO MUCH RAGE
>>64638101
hey namefag, untwist your thong and get educated.
Strikes landed < significant strikes+damage, which Robbie had in spades.
It was close, but if you watch the fight cold you'll clearly see how Robbie won that.
HOLY SHIT DENVER IS JUST 3 POINTS BELOW WHY
Would do obscene things for a Denver win right here.
literally fuck betting on the nba senpai
>>64638224
what are you on
>>64638183
>HOLY SHIT DENVER IS JUST 3 POINTS BELOW WHY
Curry went out. Dallas straight wrecked GS when Curry didn't play. Changes the entire way you can approach GS defensively.
>didn't have a cheeky on denver ML @ insane odds when they were down like 20
just die in my sleep already
>>64638101
it sucks /bet/bros lost but honestly fuck that pussy shit condit was trying. Do you honestly want to see more fights throwing half assed zero power punches and duck and run and turn the sport into boxing?
>>64638101
>>64638157
Lesson to learn, don't bet against Robbie. Hendricks won both fights against him too. It's not his fault, but judges should be fired next morning
>>64638305
>>64638325
>>64638157
Those judges were off the mark all night. 3 clear bad decisions.
It's like that FN Card back in november, more thna half the over decisions were splits in favour of the 'actual loser'.
Oh well, think the lesson to be learnt here is not bet on fights that are likely to go the distance :^)
>>64638325
so this is how it feels like to get screwed by judges. I've been on the favorable side of judges messing up....
Anyway, it's whatever.
>>64638157
condit won r1
lawler r2
condit r3 & 4
lawler r5
lawler did nothin in r3 & 4 but slight clinch control whereas condit landed more strikes in those 2 rounds than robbie did in the first 4 rounds probably. maybe its you who should get educated,
WARRIORS ON SUICIDE WATCH
holy shit
>>64638325
>significant strikes
>196
literally no, im not saying he wasnt robbed but pretending like even a 10th of his total strikes were "significant" is ridiculous
>>64638492
Round 3 decided it. 2 judges scored it in favour of robbie - how? he did nothing and condit was more active, aggessive and landed more strikes. Robbie landed 4 (FOUR) strikes in the 3rd round. Condit landed 20 (TWENTY).
>>64638492
Fair enough, but even if you take away a reasonable number of strikes thrown from Condit he still won 3 rounds to 2. MMA is scored in a round based system and Robbie obviously didn't win a single round via 10-8. So it still should have been Condit's fight.
addict bet on dongbu sw
>>64638732
>ml bets on apehoop
GSP won most of his fights from takedowns and jabbing his way to decision victories. Even if he took the most damage, doesnt matter.
Not trying to trigger anyone, just saw it on /heem/
no wait, no
I shouldn't chase or I'll end up like Mackers
just be patient until local league restarts or you find a goldmine
>>64638802
Condit clearly won round 3.
The judges were terrible all night. Atleast 3 of the fights that went the distance were scored incorrectly.
>>64638802
No way Lawler won round 3. How in the world?
>>64638817
m-maybe we can research some under the radar games together uruguay uguu
>>64639070
I-I'm pretty sure slovakia-kun is much better!
It's not like I want to help or anything...
over is in for the WVU game
free money, not that anyone was interested in betting college football at 10pm tonight
>>64639176
>>64639242
don't worry anon I'll always provide the best tips I can for uruguayan football and basketball. and if somehow volleyball and futsal are available, those will have tips too
despite probably being the muggiest basketball anon here I have over 75% success and 20% profit in local leagues, and am on my way of escaping third world wages
Syndey FC -0.5 AH from 1-0 down
>>64639395
rball looks dead even
>>64639421
they will dominate 2nd half
>>64639395
nicely spotted
Asu is going to win
Goatse captcha
>>64639600
ebin :^)
>forgot to get on SW after 1-1
>>64639600
do you have a paid asia or euro basket account
>>64639693
no
what's the benefit?
>>64639719
detailed player stats, etc
looking into this singapore game and the other team upgraded their frontcourt significantly and im thinking they can cover the spread, finding it hard to get stats/info
>>64639771
There's a Singapore Slingers site in facebook that has a nice writeup
As it seems their match was very close and Slingers broke away in the fourth quarter (72-66, two months ago). Now Slingers has a 5 winning streak and are at the top, while MVC is 1-4 in the last places of the tournament
Yet Slingers have suspended players while MVC has two literal giganiggas
Maybe waiting for +14 underdog?
>>64639928
im looking up facebook and blogs but i still cant find 100% confirmation that this "michael fey" giganigga is actually with the team and cant find his previous season stats
>>64640031
http://www.prossinsports.com/basketballMichaelFey.html
I think I'm leaning towards Slingers SW/very small minus, maybe MVC big plus if it starts to bounce back. It's a thai team after all, while singapore have good teams in SEA. Also scores tend to be low and close
>>64640095
he looks like an upgrade over their white boy center who cant shoot and singapore are missing one of their better guards, i can see mono dominating the offensive glass, getting a little on +9.5 and going HAM on anything higher than +12
Spilled beer on a few keys at the corner of my laptop and now the entire FUCKING keyboard is broken.
>>64640238
shut it down immediately and let it dry out
>>64640238
>not drinking beer from a water bottle with a flip top cap
how -ev can you get lid
>>64639603
not today fortunately
based wvu
shame I didn't reback after evens
>>64640259
I have now, not got much hope for it desu.
>>64640273
Just wanted to be fancy and have it out of a nice glass and this is what it gets me.
>>64640178
Yes a big minus is never a good idea unless there's a considerable gap between the teams
I think 10 points of difference between them is more unlikely than likely. If Singapore gets a big lead early we should watch out for blowouts though
>>64640288
>I have now, not got much hope for it desu.
I've had plenty of keyboards fail temporarily after spills that have come back to life. Can't say it's happened to one of my laptop keyboards though. Good luck m8
>>64640311
they are also missing their starting SG but hes also horribly inefficient volume shooter, not sure if thats good or bad atm
lads, lads, lads, how did we all do on our ufc bets this evening? It was a pretty bad event for me, personally. Ended up -$120 on it.
i see live-in-play doto coming up on the b365 schedule, but i have no idea how to watch it. anyone got info?
>>64640387
any room in your storage unit for one more m8?
>>64640387
do you really have inplay dota?
the other day I had a bet on starcraft, the biggest stake I ever did, it won, yet it was refunded because they didn't close the market and live bets weren't supposed to be done. fug
>>64640387
whats a good dota bet? UFC was warm for me, up 40
w2b slingers
>you will never live in singapore with your hip urban SE asian gf
i have no idea what is a good dota bet. i'm trying to recover, i'm -$400 since saturday.
NEED LIVE IN PLAY DOTO LIKE A I R
>>64640457
asean bbal, 7 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1gJZIugMIs
stream here if you wanna watch
>>64640519
Honest question and no memeing here, if in-play e-sports (dota/cs, whatever else there is), are you only left with nba/nhl/rare mma? Or do you just give up betting and stick with your full time job?
>>64640548
Casual better here, who should I put my christmas money on?
>>64640638
im medium on mono vampires +9.5, will smack any + handi if it gets out of hand
praying to allah the new mono giganigga does work
fey starting, white boy center benched, l-looking promising
>>64640679
don't worry slingers is favorite but match will be close, +9.5 was the best choice
>giganigga losing rebound against a chink half his size
oh boy
>u18 friendlies
Anyone have info on this?
man they defend so bad
>>64640738
holy shit hes useless, literally doesnt give a shit about this game
Need a long walk...
>>64640752
this guy is so bad lel
the score in youtube is wrong
foreigners can't even hit the ring with the ball
players are walking all over the pitch with no idea what's going on
kpop on breaks
this is the best
>>64640785
>bottom of net is too tight and ball takes a half second longer to drop
AUTISM LEVEL AT CRITICAL MASS
the slinger dude with blood in his mouth
guess he's playing for the wrong team
BECAUSE THEY'RE THE VAMPIRES YNOWAMSAYIN
The only thing worse than the game is the camerawork.
>this lack of rebounding
>this complete lack of transition defense
>black player getting bulldozed by Chinaman half his size
big plus is THE bet in this match
bookies so shrewd not moving the line
imagine not giving a 7 footer the chance to post up on 6 foot tall Singaporeans
imagine being a 5 foot 1 manlet and running the PnR with a 7 footer and choosing to drive to the basket and chuck up a shot over your head EVERY TIME
>these cheerleaders
EMBARRASSING
fiver on Postal -.25?
>>64640889
I'm on 0ah FH and -0.25
Rball looks good and mutuals say postal is a better team
Jezus fuck
oh my this is painful
>>64640889
>>64640902
hopefully postal can..deliver some goals
>the delayed mario coin sound when they score
>>64640925
>>64640889
utter utter tears
>>64640925
guess not
I think by now it's pretty clear that slingers are going to win ez and +9.5 is most likely rip
caster loves to say penetration
need this alexander darkie to get benched like air
Yeah.. I'll never bet on international basketball ever again
>>64640947
rebacked +14 as punishment, already accepted defeat, cannot spake, head is gone, tears ,etc
gonna have a fap and watch the first episode of the expanse
This stretched out chief keef looking boy is so shit it hurts to watch.
Complete newcomer to the whole betting circus, but how much money are you guys up at this point in town?
>>64641045
see I told you slovakia kun was better than me
>>64641056
it looked decent when i was researching it, i really cant believe that predator looking motherfucker averaged like 20/10, looks incompetent here.
>MOBIS J U S T
well I'm going to sleep, this isn't fun anymore
even though it was really fun
>>64641082
maybe the other teams play different, here the alexander dude just runs with the ball and scores freely. vampires just chuck threes and hope for their big boys to grab the rebounds for you
>>64641111
>missing that easy as fuck put back
im officially done, cya guys in half an hour
just LUMP on -
>>64641153
no m8, just let it go
if I bet on - and it also loses I'm killing myself
>>64641179
what % roll are you betting rofl
>>64641205
defeat by poor decisions hurts more than any money
unless it's a lot of money
>>64641053
I'm up $2k in the last month
But I only bet on Pakistanis hitting balls with a paddle
The other guys here probably make more
>>64641229
Do you do all the research of figuring out who to bet on yourself? This is the biggest hurdle for me.
>>64641250
well I've just watched cricket since I was a kid, I watch domestic games and follow all the results anyway
So all the "research" I would ever need to do I actually do for fun. Basically I just worked out that by gambling I could make money for something I used to do >for free anyway
I would never bet on any other sport because I don't know enough about them to beat the bookies. I'm only profitable because I know enough to beat the odds on line bets (I basically only bet on stuff in the 1.8-2.2 range.)
Any other sport I'd lose money
UAC
A
C
>>64641281
seems alot of aussies are like this, I make sums on test matches in aus
>>64641291
>I make sums on test matches in aus
yep
The value in cricket is loading up your bankroll when bat is dominating ball or vica versa because it always takes them awhile to price it correctly when that happens.
This summer has been a goldmine because it's literally been statpad: the season
The other series which was a goldmine was SAvIndia for the opposite reason and just betting unders
>>64640574
i have no idea what you're asking
"According to the STA, Hisashi Ouchi was exposed to 17 sieverts (Sv) of radiation. By comparison, a dose of 50 mSv is the maximum allowable annual dose for Japanese nuclear workers. A dose of 8 Sv (800 rem) is normally fatal and more than 10 Sv almost invariably so."
Since Nutty Putty Cave hasn't been posted in awhile
>last name is literally Ouchi
>>64628285
Unfortunately I don't know everyone in a country of 17 million ;_;
But nah my uni doesn't have a medicine faculty so chances I know her are incredibly slim
>>64641356
They kept this guy alive to study the effects of radiation poisoning even though he would have been allowed to die in any normal situation because >Japs.
>>64641399
Well I'll ask her when she moves in in 4 days. What city are you from?
I'm filling out my tracking spreadsheet. What is the bet type 'line'?
>>64641429
Basketball and football are the sports that usually have a line. Team A -7 or team B +14 are examples. It's those sports versions of AH
>>64641413
I study in Delft but she's probably from Amsterdam, Utrecht or Leiden since those have the best medicine faculties
>>64641490
If she's from Delft I swear on me nans life I'm coming to visit you one day
>>64641429
Are you talking about the aussie spreadsheet (pic related)? It's a user dictated entry that allows you to track the type of bet you are making.
first 15 minutes into the expanse and its trying too hard to be like blade runner, also protagonist wears a fedora, fucking syfy at least the CGI is decent
>>64641529
Deal
>>64641543
Yeah, that's the one I'm using. I was just wondering what they meant by 'line'. The other bloke explained it, cheers for that.
653 watching asian ape hoops.
How many are bet addicts, I wonder?
utter tears at asian time out management to be honest
please, i will post my tips. someone just tell me where to stream this fucking doto match. ehome vs newbee
>>64641758
Did you check twitch? I know they stream a lot of the CSGO matches, not sure about dota though
+9.5 and +14.5 comes in, bet won but im still butt flustered my entire prediction of how the game would go was completely wrong, sick of this completely incompetent coaching, why does every single bet have to be this sweaty.
Anyway had a decent fap to josie jagger, top top slag, first episode of the expanse is looking promising, the quick renewal for season 2 has me optimistic it will be worth my time. Cant wait to burn all my profits on shite NFL bets tomorrow.
>>64641758
http://www.liquiddota.com/stream/WannaBe1234
>>64641797
really? I was so butt frustrated that I cashed out 80% of what I put in
I ain't even mad tho
>>64641839
could have got on +20 at some point but it went by fast and i was already preoccupied, still genuinely upset.
>>64641821
>>64641777
yes, i found the stream on twitch. thanks though. looking pretty even after the draft. getting ready to trigger map 1 newbee.
>>64641880
100 on newbee @ 2.37
>>64641915
in @2.6
what % of your br are you up each day? I'd say average is 3/4
lumping on newbee, team fight too stronk. am needs more time. 300 on them now
>>64641984
>trusting this much on chinese teenagers
fuck sakes you better not get kicked out of that storage unit, youre my fallback if i cant make my rent money this month
newbee threw away lead, cashed all bets out.
>>64641984
could you explain why if they're doing that well bookies are pricing them 4?
Stream for this?
$1k on eHome @ 1.1
>all these bookies frightened to death of setting any lines on the titans game
>>64642059
>$1k on eHome @ 1.1
/freemoney/
>>64642080
game is done lad. feel free to bet on what you're confident in. i'm just posting my bets. toss me into the filter if these 4 fig bets are too much for you.
>wake up to oregon blowing a 31 point lead
>went large on ML which i rarely do, because mara had fiver limits on the spread
>this was before i lost most of my roll yesterday
well it's been fun guys, now my shit is in the hands of long shot accys and skrill's notoriously bad customer's service
missed the freemoney but today I'm blindly going to bet every metaknight tip
even if they lose it's experience and his knowledge is good
>>64642095
so do you just try and find underdog bets and cashout and hardcore hedge the moment anything goes wrong?
>>64642110
ya, as long as a miracle doesn't happen i'll be -$16 on this first game. newbee had a good chance to win it, but they had 2 crucial misplays which completely turned it against them.
need slovakia rball judgement like hemoglobin in my utterly deficient blood cells to be honest buds
not a good start for my 2016 doto bets lads. hopefully i have something left in my account for NFL tomorrow LOL
>>64642141
nah mate, i am a broken man not going to post untill i hit an accy or skrill returns my stolen shekels
BC Olympiakos Piraeus - Apollon Patras Carna
Olympiakos at 1.6
20-15 7 mins in 1st quarter.
Is this a good bet?
>>64642214
hang in there
>>64642128
that's not really the strategy, but sometimes it just works out that way. i don't normally like those /freemoney/ bets but that one was easy. no sweat at all putting $1k on that 1.1 odd.
>>64642257
what did you bet 1.6?
olympiacos are european heavyweights and will definitely win
>>64642294
Sorry, I'm new to this. I bet 1 euro, possible return is 1.6.
>>64642304
what bet did you make though? Couldnt be straight win.
>>64642321
It is, Olympiakos to win.
>>64642330
can you post a screenshot? Are you using some weird foreign bookie?
are you watching the game 2 meta?
>>64642372
Haha, I'm so new. I misread, it's a weird 'who scores the 50th point' bet.
so why is Crystal Palace @+0.5? I know it's probably priced correctly but I can't figure out why
>>64642428
Chelsea is the bet
i've got 185 on newbee @2.2.
market is always closed :^(
any of you mugs on the tennis?
newbee got fuckin reck
cashout time?
>>64642415
Still won kek
>>64642512
ehh, almost. they keep getting counter-initiated. not cashing out yet though.
>>64642521
wow they suck
wait no is this even?
they're going back and forth a lot, it seems they're going to get analblasted but somehow scrap a kill
PS based Eskimo on the swiss handis
going down with the ship on this one. probably another L
>>64641982
5% is the goal every day m8
Usually around 4% here but we've all had losses of 7+%
I'm going to stop jynxing metaknight now, you can win your bets in peace
>>64642596
What's your ROI on Dota? Not hating or anything, just curious. I appreciate that somebody's getting on something that bookies are probably a little less informed on
>>64642696
phoenix suns +1.5 is a trap but im not sure how, any thoughts?
>>64642747
pls no
>>64642680
Would of thought having a goal is dangerous. 7%+ losses sounds a bit much, what are you betting on?
>>64642781
Everything. In order:
1. Playoff baseball
2. Footy
3. Hockey
4. Handegg
5. UFC
6. Other /bet/ tips
Can someone throw me a bet they are fairly certain of? I just need to work a small amount of money up.
>>64642781
Just filter him, he's shown himself to be so completely clueless about betting and value.
>>64642428
Don't know t b h, can't see Chelsea getting more than a draw out of this match
>>64642719
haven't calculated it. only started seriously betting dota once it became available live in play around october. around $10k profit since then from dota alone. started with about $2k in my b365 account in october 2015. lots of ups and downs though.
>>64642810
ingvild Flugstad Oestberg
>>64642810
Afghanistan -0.25 and under 2.75 are Asia specials
>>64642817
Are you the same britanon who fucked me off for not tipping?
Because I've done so since a few times and they've won so I don't know what you're on about
800 on ehome @ 1.53
ehome too good.
hi /bet/ should I spend 300 quid of winnings on this
>>64642986
>unders
Why? Defending has been terrible from what I've seen.
Afghanistan should still win but were on a dnb before.
>>64643035
no?
>>64642996
Wasn't me but I'm sure whatever you tipped was some amazing +ev bet pmsl
>>64642986
You're speaking of the Afghanistan v. Zimbabwe game?
>>64643006
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>64643102
Imagine being spoonfed two bets and still being this clueless. This thread is an absolute state tbqh.
>>64643111
im sorry senpai :(
I'm new to this whole deal.
so it wasn't me jynxing him
>>64643102
the football match vs India in 25 minutes lad
GG. doto betting just fucked me. i did cash out $550 of my $800 but this is fucking horrible.
wow managed to win 3 out of 3 betting on overs on that shitton of football matches
>>64643207
Some of these Spanish games were crazy today.
These Indians look like they could be doing with a good wash.
can't stop farting
>>64643290
in a match I tried doing an unders @2.7 but also an AH -0.5 @2.3 on the team that was scoring
do you think they'll refund this? I mean if the underdog scored I'd be fucked
>He's placed a bet in 2016
>>64643343
>he wasn't on my Dad's tip
pmsl
>>64643192
start using 188bet desu, much better lines and etc
>>64643341
I have no idea what you're trying to say desu. Why would they refund anything?
>>64643307
>tfw Paki
I hate my kind.
At least asian teenagers anyway, the ones that were actually born here. They think they're black ffs
>>64643379
post hand
>>64643368
because in my mind it was a sure bet, if the favorite scored I'd profit, if it didn't I'd profit too. the underdog had a red card and didn't shoot on goal in 60 minutes so maybe it was arping or some shit I dunno m8
I become paranoid when I place my bets
Slovakia +0.5 bet of the day.
>>64643379
Betting is haram brother
Flobot reveal yourself.
>>64643390
Kek it's not arbing certainly not if the unders only allows for 1 goal.
>>64643387
My hands are too soft desu
Who else watches made in Chelsea
It's so comfy
Incidentally, Chelsea to win is my bet of the day, Costa is back and he'll be looking to score, the hairy cunt
>>64643429
So is having sex with white girls and drinking my friend, but I have no shame
>>64643312
Amazing gimmick rate this as number one in /bet/
>>64643464
>paki cunt
>bets mainstream
>watches shit tele
>has an iphone
Cancer wouldn't go amiss with you.
>>64643552
E D G Y
Fell asleep at some point watching UFC, nice to see the tips I took lost. Chasing on Afghanistan -0.25 hard
>>64643552
Please have sex you edgelord.
>>64643552
Made in Chelsea is the best guilty pleasure show on telly
And the soundtrack is unironically great, can't watch an episode without having to have the shazam app to hand
>>64643464
>Chelsea to win is my bet of the day
Oh dear
>>64643464
That's a hairy wrist
>>64643658
>hurr no mainstream value
Cabaye's not playing for Palace today m8, and even when he was they hadn't scored in their last few games. This'll be a low scoring affair for certain, but I do reckon Chelski are gonna win this one
>>64643693
for you
>>64643624
I always forget you're an ooga booga. It is a shame.
Just topped up on Afghanistan
>>64643784
Why? India arguably look more likely to score
>>64643828
Cant wait to take your greasy tenners from you pal
>>64643828
>Why?
>arguably
Well there you go, faggot
>>64643716
Watch out you don't cut yourself lid.
Feels good to be biracial master race tbqh.
>>64643841
I'm on Afghanistan actually pal
>>64643843
And I'm arguably saying its not worth rebacking
>>64643706
Okay mate
Lads, any NFL picks?
Looking at Redskins +4.5 and Jags +6.5 thus far. Not sure why the Redskins are dogs in Dallas, especially with their starters playing. Also, any injuries for the Jags? They've been putting up a lot of points recently and this Houston team just seems like frauds to me.
>>64644022
I doubt their starters will play many snaps. No reason to risk injury for a meaningless game.
Raiders +7 and Colts ml because the Titans will throw the game.
Afghan goal when
>>64644136
o1.5 when
Tears if you doubted me on Chelsea
Betting on the Afghan game is degenerate as fuck. I still made a bet though.
>>64644136
>>64644212
>>64644302
A goal fucking when
>no French cup tips
>>64644335
>he didnt get on Wasquhal +2.5 LARGE
>>64644335
Cheeky Wasquehal. 51st minute, still 0 - 0.
>>64644346
Any fixes today?
Palace to win @15.00
>>64644361
no idea PSG just cant SCORE
Disgusting amounts on the Colts, will be back to spam HUP later nerds.
>>64644366
im on 0.5 1.0 palace
HUP
U
P
AFGHAN GOAT
UP INSANE
1111111111111
Chelsea game will end in a draw. You've seen it here first.
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
Knew it.
UACUNT
A
C
U
N
T
>Afghanistan
stick to blowing yourself up lids
>They didn't green up
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64644431
charge your phone Euan lad
What are the best twitter betting tippers?(prefer free-low paid services)
>>64644476
Tipperleaks
>>64644476
Tip4theweekend
>>64644476
@AndyRobsonTips
@FootyAccums
That other one that blocked me
Potential blow out coming up guys
Lamenting Every Loss
E
L
>>64644366
Reback @ 81.00
SMFH
>>64643706
>This'll be a low scoring affair for certain
>>64644587
talking about the Deinze game btw, belg2 vs belg7
almost rebacked palace+ too
>>64644691
>>64644366
>>64644807
Deinze score 10+ trader too scared to up the handicaps pmsl
>>64644859
Hoping for double digits here too m8, let's see
>>64644859
>>64644873
keeps suspending couldn't get on handi's zzzz
managed to get on o5.5
Bookies SWEATING
It B E G I N S
11111111111
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
up insane on Denize first goal
Hello Denize, where are the goals?
>They don't even want to win by double figs
pmsl
Lisa #1 in darts
Heart emoji desu
>>64645083
Deinze are the second least scoring team in the Belgian second division. They just let go of their high profile striker (who was shit tho) and their transfer ban was lifted only yesterday.
IN TOO DEEP
Will the Jets take the Bills? I'm leaning towards yes.
>>64645150
But surely they will annihilate Vinkt regardless?
Belgian lotto shite zzzzz
>>64643972
>>64643658
What did I tell you guys?
first the Red Imps now this. Starting to think all football is just lotto shite
just woke up from a vivid dream lads.
I was the GK for Everton against Tottenham - only let in 1 and we scored 2.
Everton SW, BTTS, 2-1 CS.
>>64645264
would it have been 2-0 with Timmy between the sticks though lid?
>Still 1(ONE) shot on target
ABORT
>>64645285
nope. defender mistake (didn't see who) cost us the goal.
Disgusting play by the Indians. Afghan player had a shot, Indian player blocked it while falling, he slapped the ball away while on the ground to prevent another shot, not sure if a penalty got called.
>>64645302
on LARGE
cashed out of this belgian shite for $3 profit
>>64645343
shrewd
>1:1 shots on target after 30
I'm getting the fuck out of here
HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT NOT A PENALTY YOU STUPID REF
HE SHOVED HIM DOWN AS HE WAS LINING UP FOR THE SHOT
INDIA CONFIRMED BRIBE MASTER
traders have had an absolute worldie here tbqh
bloody shit
India paid this ref rupees up the ass to rig this, Afghanistan got refballed out.
What's the bet my niggas, I need to feed my growing alcoholism
>>64645412
>up at 3am doing brains
Thank goodness I went for dnb on those afghans
Down sums off this, what's THE chase?
Pmsl at clueless slugs on lotto shite and missing out on the world Gibraltar bet
>>64645460
Eendracht Vincht + handis
>>64645525
BOOM 1 haha UAC
tears if you weren't on overs in the slags darts
222222222222222222222222222
Thanks Porto. Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart.
>>64645525
how is it world?
333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
333333333333333333333
TEARS AT THE NON BELIEVERS
Really...
REBACKING TIME TO GREEN UP
Imagine cashing out. IMAGINE.
CANT STOP TOPPING UP + Handis against dainze
>>64645583
>wah wah
>>64645601
Imagine being this guy and cashing out on a match in which a div 2 plays a div 7. Imagine not believing in FATIGUE.
Just won £2 on a scratch card, absolute T E A R S if you weren't on when I said I was going to nip to the offie.
>>64645291
hard luck m80
>>64645656
>lotto shite
>>64645635
Nestle pls
>>64645291
I followed this. Brilliant.
>all this spanish shite
would research, but fuck me, look how many there are.
>>64645674
It's alright mate. Come sweat it out with me on o6.5 in the Porto game. ;^)
Score early, Tottenham. And score often.
>>64645711
I backed -2.5 right before the 2nd goal. Hope you followed me on that too :)
>>64645727
o4.5 free kicks in all matches, Spanish refereeing is comedy gold
>>64645727
my thoughts too, must be some value in this Tercera bullshit, it's clogging up my 365 screen
Bubblegum babbies actually pressing the 3 button repeatedly as they come close to winning a fiver rather than researching the Sao Paulo youth competition as they can't profit in asia.
pmsl
>>64645839
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64645840
boycotting
>>64645839
>He hasn't paid his postman yet
The fucking lingo coming from you guys
>>64645907
Fellow new guy, I have no idea what they are saying either.
>>64645839
am i doing it right?
http://www.betstudy.com/predictions/brazil/so-paulo-youth-cup/
How do I know if I'm getting friendzoned lads
>>64645168
Yea
>>64646178
is she sucking your dick?
>>64646178
If she didn't send you a text last night saying "I'd slowly kiss down your chest and stomach until I got to your cock and I'd take it entirely in my mouth until you made me gag", you're probably just friends.
>>64646440
>>64646933
Thanks guys. I'll tell her to fuck off then.
>>64646977
Ask her a hypothetical question about your weiner
>>64646933
How I've dreamt to hear you say this
>>64647149
>>64647295
Super Bowl meet up just got good t b h
What u on betaknight? Detroit and?
I'd go all in on the jets ml desu