Eternal /trb/

>>63795658
Let us make another goal or two

Sleep tight, puppers.

(Cautiously) Let us make another goal or two!

>>63795658
Let us make another goal or five!

>>63795658
Hey, mates, that was something!

>>63795643
apparently you faggots are playing the most influential game evar so here have this clickbait
https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/football-manager-the-worlds-most-influential-video-game

>>63795658
If you don't post, you won't even recognize me.

>>63795670
>this beta

[Assertively] Hey, mates, let us make another goal or two!

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who do i start?

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>playing as PSG
>5 PK opportunities so far this season
>3 of them have been blocked/missed

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>>63795733
>>playing as PSG
>making me use this webm this early in the thread

>>63795733
Should have told them to make another goal or two.

also
>being this much of a casual

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>>63795733
>playing as PSG

>>63795760
>being from the Third World

>>63795789
>says the American

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>>63795800

>>63795800
BTFO

no wait

>>63795658
If you lose this game you are not going to recognize me

>>63795658
Let us make another goal or two

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>>63795848

What's wrong with playing as P$G? I'm taking on the tremendous football challenge that comes with managing Everton.

>>63796013
That looks nicer than Detroit desu senpai.

>>63795789
Well, I was raised in Cleveland after all.

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Well fucking done, Ajer.

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My defenders are getting a crazy amount of yellow cards, what should I do?

Is it because of the closing down?

>>63796054
>this tottenham side
>>>/reddit/

I'd like to start a communist Spain save and would like recommendation on which tactics best represents the proletariat?

>>63796280
As little stratification as possible. 5-5. Every worker gets a share of the ball.

>>63796209
You do realise that is my second string team, yeah?

>>63796669
>deleting the post

>>63796702
i want to delete your posts

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>>63796653
>>63796669

>>63796720
Likewise, mysterious stranger.

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>>63796755
touché desu

nice 2 banter with you

What is the best combination of attributes colours?

>>63796812
everything bright red

Anybody else think winning away from home is ridiculous this year? What's your tactical setup on the road lads

>>63796849

Same as when I play home

>>63796910
I beat man city 5-0 at home, went away to Norwich with the same lineup and got blasted 3-1. Maybe it's me but away from home I'm having a lot of problems

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>>63796812
here you go my friend :)

>>63796941
Its all about tactics. Obviously irl you will see teams win against big teams at home and lose away to shit teams, it just happens. I do think home advantage is a little OP on the last couple of FMs but not insanely so. As long as you get your tactics right you can beat anyone but I'm not gonna pretend getting your tactics right for every game is easy.
For example I beat Chelsea 5-0 at home while I was relegation threatened and ultimately lost my job due to poor overall performance.
You do see it irl but less so domestically and more in continental competitions. I feel like SI are trying to implement home and away advantage fairly but only doing a soso job of it so far for example Hernando Siles isn't an unbelievable fortress yet whilst places like Stamford Bridge can be. They're getting there though.

tl;dr: its your tacitcs but it is tough to get your tacitcs right every single time. Safe bet is to be defensive/counter in away games.

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mini buyern

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>>63797076
>that terrible brown for low attributes

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>dominating the league
>top by 23 points
>face 24th placed team
>lose 4-0

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>>63797237
It's exactly what I want. It does look shit in the bar, though.

>>63797470
>using a player with no 16+ attribute to show off your attribute colours

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>>63797617
You can see the attribute colors in my earlier post, and I simply grabbed the first player with mulitple <5 attributes. Also third spanish division isn't rife with quality.

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>first time playing in a below second tier league

jesus christ what a fucking clown show, spaghetti everywhere

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>>63796812

objectively the best

>>63798602
>anything in that picture
>not completely disgusting

pick one

>>63798602
>goat number
>goat name
>sexy stats
>sexy face and hair

>objectively best attribute colourings

wasn't playing as PSG, just someone I scouted out

but a player like this makes me wish I did play as PSG

>>63798697
meant to reply to >>63798669

>>63798697
>>goat number
>22
no

>>goat name
>Hamza Ghoul
definitely not

>>sexy stats
not even close

>>sexy face and hair
hilariously wrong

>>objectively best attribute colourings
now that's just bait

>there are people in this thread who don't give their first choice keeper 60

>>63798770
>goat number

maybe not but it's my personal number

>goat name
>Hamza fucking Ghoul

most certainly goat name

>sexy stats

>implying his composure, determination, leadership, off the ball and stamina and strength stats aren't fuckin sexy

>he doesn't like feminine-faced boys with long wavy black hair

what are you, gay?

>objectively best attribute colourings

I dare you to post goater colourings

more like hamza drool

I approve of these football dictionary additions desu
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34929200

>>63799073
Had a hearty chuckle at bonsai

super ded thread

>>63800130
concacaf dead hours

get used to it

>>63800142
feels bad not living in yurop anymore

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ayy lmao

and I switched from attacking tactic to a counter tactic for this season

>>63800234
>tfw 144 gf but no comments

>>63800234
>>63800269

>1 loss

fucking disgrace

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>>63800234
final results

pretty ok

>>63800488
Post Nigioti attributes pls

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>>63800488

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>>63800499
pretty much the goatest of goats of my save

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>>63800513
>>63800499

CR ended my save with 456 career league goals, he'll probably break that record

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>>63800515
and I'm grooming this guy to break that record

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>>63800529

>>63800529
>grooming
>never played on your youth teams

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>>63800544
blame havre, they refused to sell before his youth contract was up

this guy would be the GOAT but he's too injury prone and too low natfit

this is the first season he broke 20 league goal mark. oh and born in lyon and 100% homebrewed

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I mean, come the fuck at me

>>63800574
You're in 2038 with a team that starts off as on of the strongest in a top 5 league.

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hmmm

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>4 time balloon door winner
>still can't carry lelerpool to a single title
I feel sorry for him desu

>>63796702
>>63796725
I quoted myself instead of him. Give it a rest lads

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What a bloot. It's his first goal of the season too.

morning lads desu

>>63795721
riegler

>>63798576
Welcome to LLM. Hope you enjoy your stay here.

>>63801670
Hiya.

Should i get FM16 ?

>>63802167
If you can deal with horrible disfigured regen faces, yes.

>>63801670
hello

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/11/23/football-manager-2035-diary/
>sacked in 10 days
Glad to know that even in FM, Leeds still maintain their hobby.

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>19
welp

>>63795658
Let us make another goal or two!

Is create a club a casual mode?

>>63802670
yes

>>63802670
no

>>63802670
maybe
although actually yes

>>63802670
maybe

>>63802231
Remember, only 3 Leeds managers until Christmas

>Peterborough United owner Darragh MacAnthony has joked his wife thinks he is having an affair with boss Graham Westley because of how much they talk.
>"My missus thinks I'm having an affair with him, because we speak so much," he told BBC Radio Cambridgeshire.
>"I've never known a manager who wants to speak to me as much as him. We went out last week for dinner. I love his intensity and he loves my intensity."
lolgay

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Resigned as manager
these are the available jobs and insecure jobs

What one should I go for or wait for?

>>63803271
Derby mite b cool

>>63803271
Where did you resign from?

>>63803271
Brentford

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>>63803271
pick Modena

>>63803305
Fiorentina

>>63803316
Levante

Post tictacs

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>try out 3-5-2 tactics
>absolutely no idea what I'm doing
>this happens

>>63803300
>>63803325
Seem like the best 2
But I haven't managed in Spain yet, so going with Levante

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>>63803356
if u ain't asymmetrical I don't even wanna know 2bh

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What! I'm being screwed here. I got £5M more last season despite playing less reputable clubs (and playing worse against them)

I was planing on using that to increase the capacity

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hmm

im reading people saying the crack is out but it has fake players

>>63803678
im sure that Portuguese lad will be devastated

>>63803678
How Can Our Players Be Fake If Our Attributes Arent Real

Should i buy FM16?

>>63803678
>Things that happen every year and everybody bitches about it as if its SIs fault when its actually their fault for not buying the >game

>>63803603
hmm

>>63803678
>not just buying the game

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>tfw got fibre powered broadband for the first time

anyone wanna recommend me some vidya? i've never really played much besides sports games but now I can torrent at 4mb a second

keeping this FM related with based Anthony's progress so far

>>63803402
>still using boxes

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large and in charge

>>63803927
STALKER: SoC & CoP
Fallout New Vegas
Cities: Skylines
Wasteland 2
XCOM
Shogun 2
Witcher 2 & 3

just off the top of my head

Is it better to make your captain someone with lower LDR/DET who actually plays often, rather than someone with super high LDR/DET who you have as backup?

>>63803936
link me up please senpai

>>63804021
Plays often yes. If they're a model pro or something then it might be ok if they're just a backup but you never want to risk the captain being upset since thats a sure fire way to lose the dressing room.

>>63803980
thanks for these recs, will give stalker a go

>>63803927
What do you like?

>>63804021
Yes(within reasonable DET/LDR distance ofcourse), better if they play
Unless the player with higher DET/INF is an old fart who's been at the club for ages, would give him the armband in that case

>>63804032
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/96232601/muh%20shirts.7z

>>63804089
where does it go pls

>>63804184
documents\SI\FM 2016\skins, then go to preferences in game and use the "muh shirts 2016" skin

>>63804184
On your hard drive

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>>63804089
>mfw autism is abound

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>>63804208
Thanks brahmin. I don't know what the fuck SI were thinking with that shit.

>expand stadium to ~15,000
>move to 30,000+ stadium for CL matches
That should bring in some nice money

>they actually fixed how literally any player of any skill would have a 99% chance to score a penalty

I love it, but also hate it.

>>63804473
>arrange big friendlies against PL teams
>mad britbucks predicted
>actually lose thousands

What's going on? Is my stadium too small?

>>63804558
Were you at home or away?

At home probably paid more money to the team to play than you took in money
Away probably cost more to get there than you got paid for it

>>63803271
Deportivo

Why does LITERALLY no one want to move to China. Like IMAGINE being 29 playing in the third division of Brazil for £250 p/w and thinking potentially earning up to £70,000 in China is a "bad career," move

>>63804585
Home. The income after paying their fee was said to be £15K. Either the prediction algorithm doesn't take into account my stadium capacity, or it's just totally off and nobody actually turns up.

>>63804654
>you can't speak the language
>you have to deal with even worse facilities
>every chance you'll be killed by the government
>forced to uproot your family
Home >

Hey guys,

So I'm currently playing FM14 and whenever I am watching a game, the pitch is completely white. Sometimes it's half white, half black. Like a video glitch of some sort. I tried clearing the cache and uninstalling the game and reducing the amount of leagues on my save file but nothing has worked.

Any ideas or tips? Could my file be corrupted?

>>63804763
RIP GPU

>>63804705
Day of the week is also a factor. Prediction alogrithm usually takes into account for it but not as fully as it should.
For example attendance usually much bigger on a Saturday/Sunday than a week day.

>>63804775
Bruh. Ugh.

Ever since I upgraded my laptop to windows 10, stupid shit has been happening. I should have never made the switch.

>>63804763
I can't remember if this option is in FM14, but go to Prefs > Interface and change the rendering mode to "Software". See if that does anything.

>>63804802
Thanks, I didn't consider that could make a difference.

I'm the only man in a house with four women and I'm so scared to ask for them to put handegg on

>>63804902
sounds like there's five pussies in the house

>>63804844
Thanks, I'll try that.

>>63804902
Ask to put the football on instead

>gf with an absent father

>>63804719
>you can get a super qt translator
>dealing with Gangzhous top class training facilities
>being treated like royalty by the government if you want to be their propaganda tool
>actually being able to pay for little Juan to get out of your current shithole and into any school you please. Whilst being far away enough from the missus to have all the girls you want and her never to find out

Seems like quite the life for me desu

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>>63804902
>>63804923
#savaged

>>63804945
>you're already married with a kid
>lol
>Commies liking darkies
>implying he won't be the next Pele

>>63804923
>power moves around southern grandparents
I am a brave man, at times; but I do my best to never be stupid.

>>63804934
They won't understand
>daddy issues
>the best possible investment
Pick 2

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>If you lose this game, you are not going to recognize me

What did he mean by this? Seriously

>>63805010
Do she call you daddy?

>>63805079
what he means to say is

he's a big guy

>>63805094
FOR YOU

>>63805004
Better not be chatting shit about communists m8 or JACKIE will get you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34930772

>>63805079
>Hey mates, that was something

What did he mean by this?

>>63805010
>I am a brave man
Who can't even ask someone to change the channel.

Uh huh.

>>63805079
Let us make another goal or two

>>63805104
Let us make another meme or two

>>63805135
>>63805145
>>63805079
>>63805111
Have I missed something?

>>63805145
here's mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w1QOn16hbo&t=7m15s

>>63805087
Absolutely

>>63805123
Like I said, Southern grandparents.

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>>63805179
club manager 16 desu

>>63805179
>>63711227

>>63805079
DAMAGED

>>63805255
>>63805279
Oh yeah, that, hadn't committed the phrases to memory

>>63805304
If you forget this meme you are not going to recognize me

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>>63805304
>not being on top of all the hot new memes
>the non-league city of Nigel

>>63805243
Poor form.

>>63805304
Poor form.

>>63805255
laughed quite hard at this

>>63805378
Can I get some more background on this?

>>63805304
>>63805393
be sure to check out
>>63795658

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Poor form.

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What would you do?

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Imagine being this pleb that you waste your money on something you can't use because of your cluelessness

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>>63805738
my sides
I really really like seeing FM players being dumb on twitter

Is there a working torrent yet?

>>63805942
Sure

>sturrige not in squad due to new injury
He is literally made of glass

Where's the cheapest place to buy FM 16 lads, its 24 quid on cjs anywhere cheaper?

>>63806079
http://www.redimps.co.uk/news/article/get-football-manager-2016-for-only-18-2819328.aspx?

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>dem CCC ratio to goals
Loving it

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>>63805878

Have you accepted KANE as your lord and saviour today?

>Premier League not as realistic as Football Manager 2016

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/premier-league-not-realistic-football-manager-2016

>Premier League designers accused of diverging from popular simulation, Back of the Net report...

>This season’s Premier League has been criticised for its lack of believability compared to the computer game Football Manager.

>FM aficionados have turned on the long-running Premier League series, now in its 24th edition, thanks to its entirely unrealistic depiction of a wide-open title race, a struggling Chelsea, and the unlikely presence of Jurgen Klopp at Liverpool.

>“I’d always enjoyed the Premier League for its immersive realism and its attention to detail,” said disillusioned fan Roger Lawrie. “It’s no Football Manager, of course, but you can tell the Premier League creative team have spent a lot of time studying the real thing.

>“But for this latest release they’ve really taken their eye off the ball. It’s so obvious that it’s been put together by Leicester supporters. The best player in the game is Jamie Vardy, followed by Riyad Mahrez. And they seem to hate Chelsea, because none of their defenders are as good as Chris Smalling, which would never happen in real life.”

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>>63806248

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>>63807385

>>63807385
>normies

Which is harder, winning the SLP with Aberdeen or La Liga with Valencia?

>>63807700
neither

>>63807700

Probably Aberdeen. For Valencia all you really need to do is be the quickest in signing up all the latest wonderkids from South America

>>63807700
depends on whether you're a South Park namefag from the Canary Islands

>>63807700
La Liga with Valencia for sure
>At least 2 clubs much better than you
>Not only better than you but with literal world class players in most/all positions
Only thing that makes Scotland kinda harder is players will be less inclined to move there than Spain

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>Being injured for literally nearly half of the entire time you are at a club

>>63807700
Valencia's a cakewalk

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>tfw completely bottled it

gg season already over try again next year.

>>63808488
Don't give up, I believe in you

>>63808488
keep giving up, I don't believe in you

>>63808488
Somewhat give up, i sort of believe in you

>>63808649
YD sitting on the fence as usual baka

>>63808488
give up if you want to, i'm not your dad

>>63808707
I am on a chair

>>63808744
I hope you fall down from it and break your neck

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>>63808822
calm down bro

>>63808744
¢®Å¶

>Mingnolel

>>63809046
I'd fine him 2 weeks for that desu

>you now remember Henri Saivet
was a decent prospect once upon a time desu

>>63809119
08 cheese iirc

>>63808933
DONT FUCKING TELL ME TO CALM DOWN

>>63809189
lorenzo pls relax
go beat up a syrian to take the edge off

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>Even though its against the rules everybody does it so it isn't fair we've been punished
Classic scouse delusion

>>63808822
>>63809189
HolyCat without his trip on is scary

Why is it always the same players giving away penalties?

>>63809226
I'm perfectly relaxes

Any suggestions who to start off at? I enjoy a long and varied career. First club or two is always a stepping stone on to bigger and better things.

Recent career starts have been Isreali second division, Iceland 2nd division, Republic of Ireland.

I'm toying with the idea of a lower league Dutch club, but open to suggestions.

>>63809597
RELAXED, FUCK

>>63809614
South Africa

gonna use the editor to make a league on the Moon desu

>>63809614
http://lowerleaguemanager.com/Paco.html

>>63809614
>there are people who don't exclusively manage a club in the conference south (no northshits aloud) and try to take them as far as possible without using cheese while rejecting literally every single job offer regardless of stature

wow

>>63809707
>aloud

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>>63809707
>aloud

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cop or not cop?

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>>63809707
>being a southern softie
>aloud

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>>63809726
>>63809733
>>63809750
>northern scones being this obtuse over an obviously intentional misspelling

wow shocker

I wanna create a save where I basically just stat pad and ride the big club cock carousel to the top (eventually eclipsing Fergie's records). Any recommendations on which club to start with?

>>63809889
Barcelona

>>63809862
Does everyone from the Scouse look like a mongoloid or is it just Liverpool?

>>63809889
PSG

>>63809614

Give each country a number and use a random number generator to select 5 different countries to load up. Then start unemployed and see where the ride takes you. Its the only way to do it desu

>>63809862
scousers are real human beings desu

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>>63809928
>Does everyone from the Scouse look like a mongoloid or is it just Liverpool?

>>63809954
I meant "is it just Liverpool's fans?"

>>63809928
wut?
People from Liverpool are called scousers. You can't be a scouser and not be from Liverpool.

ugh the PAs in FM really irritate me

salah having a higher PA than martial

>>63809986
>You can't be a scouser and not be from Liverpool
This is rather oppressive of you.

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>>63809749
egyptian cbs are pretty comfy desu

>>63809980
Known a couple of Everton fans that were pretty sound and looked normal but still a bit dense so I'd say something has gotten into the gene pool there.

>>63809980
Yes. All Everton fans are 7 foot hypoborean blue-eyed demi-gods

>>63810020
Alright la, calm down

>>63809980
Yes, that's what determines whether you support Liverpool or Everton. How deformed you are

>>63809986
i identify as scousekin you shitlord

>managing in league one
>cross comes in
>keeper just flat out palms it into the net

fuck sake

Name one good thing to come out of Merseyside

>>63810020
>tfw even doing yoga is oppressive in canada
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/university-yoga-class-suspended-over-cultural-appropriation-dispute-a6744426.html

>>63810176
You're dad

>>63810223
He's a dad?

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>>63810177

>>63810177
>>63810346
I'm not even white and/or Christian but even I find all this SJW and political correctness things ridiculous.

>>63810176
Mike Bassett, The Beatles, and Peter Shaffer.

>>63810396
Is the burka a big thing there?

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fuck YOU murderballing cunts

>>63810613
Nope. Some decided to wear it but they are the minority. A very small minority.
And if you do wear it prepare yourself for weird glances from so many people although most would just ignore you.

Dammit, what is it with all this palm tress captchas?

>>63810396
>>63810177
I don't understand this at all. People have to go pretty out of their way to argue and think that yoga is being culturally appropriated in any way.

>>63810706
>People have to go pretty out of their way to argue and think that yoga is being culturally appropriated in any way.

It's all the 'pretending to be offended to claim brownie points' thing. Trying to show you're better than people by complaining about things that don't actually matter

>leltic

>Celtic failing to make CL groups
>Out of Europa in groups
Is Scottish football finally kill?

considering moving to norway or other non-football nation and become a female football manager

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what is going on with this guy's career history

>>63810965
>Delia literally said they were too big to have to qualify for the champions league
Scottish football is just a two horse race with one dead horse at the moment

>>63810965
But haven't you heard how much they deserve to qualify directly to the CL?

>>63810780
Yeah. There are definitely things that matter but I'm really finding it difficult to see a reason as to why these classes should be shut down.

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Literally looks like an ape

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What the fuck

Quickly becoming my favourite save ever

>>63811075
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

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>>63811075

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>>63810780
>>63810706
>tfw fell into the SJW crowd at University
>started pretending to be sensitive to cultural and religious issues just to fit in and try to impress the girls
>dyed my hair orange
>started calling myself "Tangerine Equality"
>Started taking part in any University equality based event
>Started a petition to have the engineering lab destroyed and replaced with the new feminist society headquarters
>tfw I think about this now


Trust me when I say it is all about looking good, they don't actually care

>>63811259
Did you at least get a shag out of it?

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go fuck yourself

>>63811316
>a shag
i would hope it was at least a dozen

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took a gamble on my ff this week, bench boost and took a -8 for Scot Dan and Jack Butland

>>63811259
>be non-white (Asian/Hispanic)
>disagree with white sjws on social issues (I'm socially conservative)
>they can't really attack me because I pull the privilege card on them.
The really weird thing was one of the one who'd vehemently disagree with me when would call trannies out as mentally ill wound up letting me fugg her later. I also recall agitating some of them when I was trying to impress some Mexican qt by suggesting that white women are inferior to Hispanic women.

>>63811510
>having reece oxford
>bringing in butland when stoke's tough fixtures are piling up
>getting to the point in the season where i have 9 of the same players as you
That said, I'm bringin in Kane if Vardy can't score on United and prove his form isn't just facing shit teams.

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>>63811510
>this team is top 10 in /trb/

>>63812712
butland is playing sunderland at home and i can just swap with cech, cant really explain reece hes just the cheap one that allows me to afford other players, had him since the beginning

>>63812787
You took a -4 expecting Butland to keep a clean sheet when Sunderland are finding form with a new manager, when he has hard fixtures coming up, and Cech has a good game to get a clean sheet. You've made a mistake mate.

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>>63810538
>The Beatles
>good

>>63813578
Best English group since EASY.

>Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has met with Corinthians’ director of football to discuss a potential transfer deal for Brazil striker Alexandre Pato.
why.webm

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there's a spider terrorising me in my own bedroom. I sprayed it with deodorant and it collapsed but then went crazy and I lost it. what do?

>>63814798
Burn down house

>Klopp to a journalist taking his time asking a question: "You wait almost as long as Simon Mignolet taking a kick"

top banter

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>>63814841

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>>63814841
>a humourous german

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>>63814841

>>63814798
>not keeping a can of insecticide on hand at all times
>failing in your duties in chemical warfare against the bugs

Oh hey, the Bundesliga has quite some restrictions this time around, neat.

>>63814798
>antagonizing a spider
for what purpose

>>63815478
>anatagonizing
>implying he hasn't just made it smell good so now it can get mad spider pussy

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>Terry "just kill me" Verity

>>63816068
>Verity has been recognised for his talent...
>Named World Golden Ball runner-up on four occasions, Club World Championship best player runner-up on two occasions, European Champions Cup Golden Boot runner-up on two occasions...
>World Player of the Year runner-up on five (FIVE) occasions....

>>63816068
>>63816187
Ten times a bridesmaid, never a bride.

>>63816068
>>63816187
>if Alex were a football player.jpg

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Loaded up fm13 to reminisce about my old regens. This top lad won the world player of the year above.

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>>63816450
One club man. Not even a loan. This man bleeds Ipswich. I only took over the team in 2028.

>>63813803
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

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how the fuck do you get booked in 3 of every 4 games you useless fuck

>>63817174
Hello autism, my old friend.

>>63817685
I am not a person that goes to /mu/ but it smells like some /mu/ copypasta.

>>63817548
>Angry Iraqi seeks revenge on Westerners

>>63817752
>>63817685
it's a pasta

>>63817777
>>63817752
I knew it.

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never noticed this before

>>63818608
first fm then?

>>63818651
nigga i been playing since you were in diapers baka

>>63818688
clearly not considering you've never seen something that comes around literally multiple times every season.

>>63818711
i usually filter out and unsubscribe from job news 2bh

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>Start season vs, Chelsea, Man City then Arsenal
>Lose all 3
>vs Stoke at home in fourth game
>[Calmly] You're favourites...etc
>Lose 5-0

Why do I do this shit to myself

>>63820550
>not telling them that you expect a much better performance from them this game
You were asking for it senpai.

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>these colors

Why did anyone show up

Does ASEC in the Ivorian Premier Division always produce GOATS? They've produced 1 player with 5 star potential and 2 players with 4.5 star potential in like 2 years.

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Where's the best place to buy it for pretty cheap?

wake up cunts

>>63824081
Piss off faggot

Is West Ham a challenging team to manage? For whatever reason they have a hard-on for my manager (I'm only 3 years out on my save).

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Miles u fuking faget, u think fake names are going to stop me? guess again bitch nigga.

>>63823032
Yep. IRL the academy is like a boarding school and they produced players like Yaya Toure and Gervinho. It's the GOAT African academy. Scout them for every youth intake, you'll get premier league quality youth for a small fee and low wages that'll arrive age 18.

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Fuck yerrrrrrrrrrrr. Absolutely epic, all dat heart.

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>"Edgeworth's FC Lahti team is increasingly well-known for its aesthetically eye-catching, pass-friendly style with a number of technically gifted players amongst his playing squad"

>tfw FM rates your tictacs

reply ending in 9 decides who I manage

>>63828235
Hammarby

>>63828235
Foggia

>>63828235
Europa FC (Gibraltar)

>>63828235
FC Haka

>>63828235
Europa FC (Gibraltar) again desu

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>>63827033
Missed out on this guy for 400k but I managed to sign two of their players on end-of-contract deals. What's the easiest way to monitor youth intake for clubs? Should I subscribe to the team?

>>63828299
FC Haka it is

>>63828310
Dunno what subscribing means because I don't have 16, but what I used to do is go to Africa->transfers->youth intake, and check every year. I think the youth intake dates are October-November, so I would check in November.

>>63828449
>Dunno what subscribing means because I don't have 16
baka desu senpai

>>63828530
Oooohhh riiight, derp. Yeah, I never do that. Too many notifications.

>>63828572
You can unsubscribe though which reduces your notifications. Reminder that you get automatically signed up to a lot of bullshit and spending a while goign through your inbox and unsubscribing is well worth it.

FM16 black Friday deal: http://store.goldenjoystick.com/Football-Manager-2016
>£28/$48
Probably if you haven't gotten it already you're waiting for a steam sale where it will hopefully drop to £20ish but still I figure that might interest someone.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/african/afoty-vote/2015
Please vote for your African Footballer of the Year
Reminder to please not vote for Yaya Toure as despite having been voted as winner the last 5 years running he believes we underrate him because of racism.

>>63828718
To be fair, Toure is the only world class player on that list.